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Jarman Day-Bohn
"Come with me baldy, we’re going to get you an awesome spray tan."
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Jim Lescarbeau
“War and Peace, circa 2011"
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"Wait till he finds out where I wipe this booger!
next stop...NEW YORK!
You can do it to...just a few more steps and we'll be married!
Do ya think Sam Jaffe did a good job playing you in Lost Horizons, hey, that's sure some swell pad you have up there!
Boehner to Dali Lama :"Maybe you can talk some sense into Obama on this Health care thing–that is ..heh... heh....if I can get you to see the light!"
Obama can keep his townhall tweets, I have the Dalai Lama on my side.
Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA
All men really are brothers, you know?
Isn't it wonderful to be in the presence of a kind, loving, intelligent,giving, brilliant individual. After all of the evil that we have been exposed to around the world as well as Casey Anthony, his holiness' messages are sorely needed and welcomed. May God bless him!
Gotta hope it rubs off...
"can you please take me to the bathroom?"
Don't start crying John, my robe cannot be used as a handkerchief.
"I don't think even I can give this guy any advice on how to stop crying"
I want to be a part of it...............New York, New York!
No, John. I hadn't considered a meditation tanning bed.
Shocking the GOP, John Boehner reversed his stance on same sex marriage today when he wed the Dalahi Lama.
Come, let's go change what you have on. I think you will look better in a suit.
I-I-I-I-I, I want the knife!
The Tan-A-Rama together with the Dalai Lama!
So, I tell them I'm a politician, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Notice the Dalai Lama is leaning left, while Boehner remains steadfast on the right!
The Speaker's tan is deeper than mine, but his spirit in this place is not at peace.
What's wrong with this picture
Comming soon! A new reality television show called "The D.C. Odd Couple".
"Hooray! Hooray! Prepare the way! The budget mediator has arrived!"
Dalia Lama and the forty thieves
War and Peace, circa 2011
Follow me. Let me show you where we meet to make plans on screwing the American public!
Dalai Lama: "Yes, I did say that you will be able to love others once you love yourself, but I never said that I would marry you."
Here comes the bride!
Great... you are exactly what my colleagues need !!!
I think the caption would be – C'mon Dali Lama you are hogging up the press they came to see me.
Counting down the days until their New York nuptials later this month.
"are we going on a date"?
After that meeting, even I think he's a Boehner-head!
yes same-sex marriages are alowed here and this is how we're walking down the aisle
Should I explain the concept of Karma to him?
"I really wish that cheerleader wouldn't have turned me down..."
Tea for two that's you and me(singing it)
Dalai Lama to Mr. Speaker of the House: "cry me a river, cry me river, I've cried a river over you..."
John has a Boehner
Dalai Lama: Is John taking me to New York to get married!
Oooooh! We're getting a delivery from Arganica!
And who does he think he's fooling!!!!
separated at birth
That's it! That's it! You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in then you shake it all about.
Opposites attract
I've been trying to get my skin the color of your robes for years. What shade would you call that?
Dalai Lama: "I still don't think he gets it!"
A guy walks into a pizza shop & says Make Me One With Boehner
we just got married and now we are going to Disney World