.
U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates, Japanese Foreign Minister Takeaki Matsumoto and U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton pause to wait for translation problems to be resolved during a joint press conference at the Department of State June 21, 2011 in Washington, DC. (Photo credit: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
June 22nd, 2011
07:14 PM ET
Beat 360° 6/22/11
Ready for today's Beat 360°? Everyday we post a picture you provide the caption and our staff will join in too. Tune in tonight at 10pm to see if you are our favorite!
Staff
Steve Brusk
“Remember, you have to answer in the form of a question."
Viewer
Susan Wills
“See no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil."
|
|
Filed under: Beat 360° |
About this Show:
Anderson Cooper goes beyond the headlines to tell stories from many points of view, so you can make up your own mind about the news. Tune in weeknights at 8 and 10 ET on CNN.
Questions or comments? Send an email
Want to know more? Go behind the scenes with AC361°
Subscribe to the podcast
Subscribe to the AC360 podcast on iTunes!
On Twitter
Search the AC360 blog
Who’s on first?
The batsman on first?
Who’s on first?
Who is?
Yes!
Who’s the batman on first?
Yes!
Who is on first?
Yes!
Barbados
You need to put your earphones on. You know earphones?................ Eaaaaaarrrphoooooones.
After this press conference, you must give me the recipe for those egg rolls.
What is this Japanise or Klingon? I wonder if someone in the audience has an Universal Traslator
Who's on first?
The batsman on first?
Who's on first?
Who is?
Yes!
Who's the batman on first?
Yes!
Who is on first?
Yes!
Now Takeaki, remember what Confucius said...
Robert, "Take the last train to clarksville and I'll meet you at the station, you can be there ........"
Hillary, "tell him to turn that thing off!"
You don't get earphones untill you give a $20 deposit. Hun.
Mr.Minister, "If you and Your family want to see Disneyworld, keep your Sushi Hole shut, and just nod".
Hillary: Hold on! I don't want them to know I speak Japanese.
No, no dear there wont be any of that...
"Secretary Gates just learned he too could save 15% on his auto insurance."
(Just posting here in case Facebook comments aren't considered! Not trying to double-submit. :D)
Gates: This is ridiculous! Can't we all just get along?
Hilary: " I thought you guys built good electronics? You can't even build a simple translator, I was able to get one in the app store."
Hillary: I got e last word Mr Secretary General 😉
Hillary: "I don't care what Gates said. You ever try that again I'll rip you lips off."
I've had it. You two start getting along or I'm putting both of you in time out!
Let me get this in my ears. My music is alot better than her speaking..
NO!!! that's not bill
Hmm, I can take these headphones off . . .
But Hillary is speaking and it wouldn't sound like a scream if I left them in.
tell Gates that's not the wishbone from the thanksgiving turkey
yes that's his new hearingaid
"I'm telling you, Mr Matsumoto, I speak ENGLISH and I can't understand a thing he says either!"
"Do you want them to repeat your order?'
No! No one can understand the words coming out of your mouth!
Not so much a comment – but a question – are we sending a lot of Troops to Okinawa???and for what reason?
Sort of makes you wonder why Obama- had the announcement tonight – then send 15,000 to 30,000 troops to Okinawa.
Please find out for all of us. A friend of mine – her son is being deployed over there.
Thank you,
Maybe, its like the Romans all over again - about everything???? I could be wrong –
Clinton; I ordered the cheeseburger with onion, Thank You very much!" Gates; "I just want to know where my luggage is!" Matsumoto; "She is more powerful than the Earthquake!"
Stop, Mr Matsumoto, I'm just getting to my rendition of "I am woman, hear me roar!"
You can look but no touchy!!!!!
Punch line comming up...wait for it, wait for it.
"I'm telling you.....I should have been president" ~ Hillary Clinton
You heard wrong. I am not running for President of the United States.
No. No. No. That's not what I said.
Hillary:"No Takeaki,I wont wear a Geisha outfit!"
Hilliary: I did not have sexual relations with Mr. Gates.{finger pointing..}
Stay on your side please! I don't want the radiation oozing from your pores affecting me. If the lights magically go off...You will be glowing in the dark....
Hillary: " I am NOT going to do karaoke and do shooters again tonight! "
Lost in Translation!
"I told you we had time to stop for a cappuccino!"
Clinton advises Foreign Minister Takeaki Matsumoto that she ALWAYS stands to the extreme left.
You two can keep on talking while I listen to Everybody Was Ku Fu Fighting....
No , Foreign Minister Matsumoto , that tweet a few weeks ago was a whole different translation problem.
Now don't get all pissy just because I said, "That's a whale of a good idea."
Hillary: Listen you guys ...this was your idea to come on X-Factor, Simon Cowell will eat us alive!
"Listen here grasshopper!"
Hear no evil, speak no evil, just see evil.
Sure we can have lunch but no msg
"This is what happens in this country, Mr. Matsumoto. I ask for a headset to plug my Ipod in to so I can pretend to be listening carefully and do I get it? No! But Mr. Gates downloads the latest Brittney Spears song in to his and the next day he gets set up. So unfair!"