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“See, the president is going to face some smart Republican opponents. And Trump dropping out doesn’t change that. If you follow me.”
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Cooper Heaster
"...and as my brother Steve Erkel says..."
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If you're good, I'll stop talking and show one of my films.
...and after that, let's go to a TRAINING DAY
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Commence to deal with your student loans.
Very funny but No, I'm not the new Quaker Oats man
"One of my best roles was in 'Philadelphia' when most of you were still in diapers!"
"I 'beta kappa' won't fall off even if I turn my head sideways like this"
I trumped the Donald.
Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA
WE NEVER LANDED ON PLYMOTH ROCK! PLYMOTH ROCK LANDED ON US!!! (Malcolm X)
I'll bet y'all think you're something with your diplomas. You come down to the hood and wave those things around we'll feed em to ya. But we won't use your mouth.
Untergliebenglaubengloben!
"I made a commitment to completely cut out drinking and anything that might hamper me from getting my mind and body together. And the floodgates of goodness have opened upon me – spiritually and financially- Now graduates...kegger at the Theta Chi house right after graduation!
Kathy , You just cant say these things on air....your going to get Anderson fired!
"I'm talking now. You'll get your turn."
You, too, can be unstoppable!
LOL
......by all means do you have a birth certificate. You too can become President.
I may not be as funny as President Obama, but I'm pretty good at stand-up too.
"Take it from me, the hardest thing about the real word is trying to keep your head on straight."
Now, Now, Stop calling me Urkel.
"It's hard to have a 'Training Day' if you can't find the 'Glory' of a job Graduates!"
"explain it to me like i'm a 4yr-old" philadelphia!
This here's the fickle finger of fate. I point it at you and you become an astronaught, or maybe you become a ditch digger.
This is your brain on "No Child Left Behind"!
Honest, I really was relivant once.
Now Anderson, that ridiculist just isnt very nice!
"Yes, my hat was made by the same designer as Princess Beatrice used for the Royal Wedding". Got something to say about that?
That's 'DOCTOR' Washington, to you!
That's 'DOCTOR' Washington to you!
You know I'm not really Malcolm X, right? And Morgan Freeman isn't really President of South Africa. Just so we're all on the same page.
"You look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight! You got anger, that's good you're gonna need it, you got aggression that's even better you're gonna need that, too. But any little two year old child can throw a fit!
I may or may not have played Steve Erkle in my earlier years of acting. (Denzel Washington's photo)
" You gotta see the streets. You gotta feel it. You gotta smell it, you gotta taste the streets. How's you Espanol?'
Denzel auditions for "The Nutty Professor 3"
I know what your thinking, Did i fire 6 shots or 7?
"OK graduates; it's off to the next life for you. I can guarantee you you won't be lonely in the unemployment line".
No Mr trump, You release your Long form birth certificate THEN i will.
I'll turn this 53 foot trailer around!
Now I'm not mentioning the name of my daughter's Ivy League University, Y'ale-all...
"You think I look funny in this hat? Well, you look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight."
Remember ... Do as I say, not as I do!
"The tuition is too damn high!"
Yes, that's right folks. I did graduate from here.
Now guys I know i'm no Obama but heck i'm quite close.
I made it now this exciting i put this diploma right beside my oscar
The role of Steve Urkel is now being played by Denzel Washington.
Hey, enough of the erkel shouts already....
"Now remember...when I say sheepskin, I mean diploma, not condom."
Huh! When I tilt my head the balcony looks like its tilting! Huh!
If all else fails: Find one good character, and play that motha to the bank!
To easy...
Now, you grab that diploma and you grab it with honor.