Beat 360° 8/24/10
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U.S. Vice President Joseph Biden speaks during an event to unveil a report with analysis related to Recovery Act investments in innovation, science and technology August 24, 2010 at the South Court Auditorium of the Eisenhower Executive Office Building in Washington, DC. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
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I don't know why he pronounces it BAY-NER. It's obviously BONE-ER.
Sorry, I gave at the door
"Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too????"
Whada ya want? Rubber biscuits?
There`s an awful lot of technical things and numbers to remember here so be patient with me.
Hey! Bring it on!
Sorry guys, I don't have a teleprompter!
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."
lets get right to the point, F%#@em, thanks for coming.
"No, Robert Gibbs was not hired by the same person who hired Rick Sanchez."
Let Me Demonstrate, " The Left Hand Can't See What The Right Hand Is Doing "
So I goes up to the guy, an sez, can't you stimulus my hair follicles
Obama vacations a lot! How about me??
"Is it my fault that I agree with Jan Brewer's 1070 bill?"
I got mine!
John
Tonawanda, NY
I would like to thank Chevrolet once again for NOT hiring me. Look at me now!
I'm telling you, the President is on vacation so I'm in charge. I didn't make the rules.
You'll have to ask, um, ah, um, the person who wrote the thing. I mean the report.
"Look, I'm just as clueless as they want you to be."
I don't know.
Huh?
What? You've never seen money disappear before? Do you want to see it again?
I'm your "Guardian Angel!"
Let me clear, it is the recovery stupid.
Let's face it: this "does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs."
Obviously..you do not read my blog or twitter
"See, unlike Sarah Palin, I don't need to write notes on my hand to have no idea what I am talking about"
I have no idea what most of this means, I'm just hoping that we can come up with a way to get some decent eggs out of this deal"
Vice President Joe Biden reacts to to President Obama's dirty looks as he ventures away from the teleprompter.
I said I was sorry...!
What'cho gonna do man
"... and furthermore, the President DOES trust me to make speeches.... Why isn't the microphone on, you ask? The White House Chief of Staff told me that it's an important conservation measure."
No, really ! I`m tellin´ ya... I`m Joe Biden, NOT that 360 silver fox guy Anderson Cooper. So please, stay on your seats!
There are known unknowns which is to say that I don't know what I'm talking about.
At this point, I'm not sure whether or not the economic recovery is more necessary than the recovery of his skin.
Honestly I do not know which came first: the salmonella or the egg!
Say what?" What you talking bout' Willis?....
I swear...I don't lower his chair when he is away
"Note that my foot is nowhere near my mouth... but stick around for the probability."
Like I know where all the oil in the Gulf went to. What do I look like a scientist? I have a degree in Political Science, not environmental science.
Nikol Purvis
San Diego, CA
"How about some real innovation in science and technology by turning these microphones on, guys?"
One built his house of straw, you see, and one of wood, but the OTHER decided to use bricks . . .
Personly, I'd have vacationed on the Gulf coast – But he IS the president!
THOSE WHO CREATED THIS MESS ARE NOW HAMMERING US TO RETURN TO POWER!
Dennis Gregory
Chicago Il 60615
And they tell me that this new tech will completely dwarf the Shamwow! Wow!
"Wanna duel?"
"...and before I can even get my shoes off, Chris Hansen walks in..."
Caption:
Those who got us in this mess are now hammering us!
"Innovation, huh?.. I don't give a damn, just show me the money!!!"
Where are the jobs? Nearly 3 million jobs lost since 'stimulus' became law