Beat 360° 10/29/09
Ready for today's Beat 360°? Everyday we post a picture – and you provide the caption and our staff will join in too. Tune in tonight at 10pm to see if you are our favorite! Here is the 'Beat 360°' pic:
John Boehner speaks about a healthcare reform bill during a news conference on Capitol Hill October 29, 2009 in Washington, DC.
Have fun with it. We're looking forward to your captions! Make sure to include your name, city, state (or country) so we can post your comment.
Winners:
Staff winner: Marshall
Caption: After a stack of insurance rejections, Congressman Boehner finally concedes - tanning addiction is a pre-existing condition.
Viewer winner: Kevin
Caption: Read my lips: no new faxes.
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I'm buying stock in the paper companies.
Is it law yet? Is it law yet? Is it law yet?
Martha Stewart, I hear your rap sheet calling.
Wow! That Evelyn Woods Speed Reading course I took will finally pay off.
How many times do I have to tell you? That is NOT how you balance the budget.
Good, good, we are making progress. I can now see again.
This is it!
My hate mail, on the other hand, would take seven semi trailers.
"we surrendern just dont make use read anymore!"
Who typed this in spanish?
Soon you all will feel sleepy and when you shall wake up, you don`t remember this bill ever existed...
Which paper mill did Nancy Pelosi buy stock in?
"OMG ballon boy has his owen reality T.V. show and im just sitting here looking over h1n1 papers!"
I know none of us has read it, but if we just vote to pass it within the next 5 minutes, the whole stack will magically disappear, and we won't HAVE to read it . . .
The home inspector's list of things wrong with the house we just purchased!
"If I get hurt carrying this thing I'll lose my coverage - it's a pre-existing edition!"
these are what? complaints about the balloon boy incident? can't we just make a t-shirt out of it and move on?
This is the RECIPE for TURKEY A LA WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!
we're sorry to report that after a severe hand cramp our typist will now be resigning and moving to a place with free health care
everyone makes fun of america for our silly government not having free health care in place already and here we have a 2000 page summary of what we MIGHT do
""I agree to help my son do his holiday assignments and I end up with this! "
"If I throw my back out carrying this thing, my insurance company will drop me."
Ok, here's the manual that came with me new cell phone with camera, video, internet, mp3, and a level. Can anyone tell me how to dial?
This is the goverments way to get those fat cats on wall street into shape!
I brought along paper for anyone who wants to start making confetti for the Yankees parade.
Digest this. It's good for ypur health.
This is my hospital bill from a two night stay. I think I know how hospital's might save money.
Looking at the volume of the paper in front of him, John realizes he needs a Podiatrist to explain the carbon footprint of this new bill.
Everyone calm down. We'll make enough copies for all of you as soon as we pass a bill to allow tree harvesting in our National Forests. All in favor....
"Honey, we can't possibly need this many things from the grocery store!"
John Boehner uses the healthcare bill to block others from getting too close in order to prevent catching H1N1.
Have I read it? Are you kidding, I can't even lift it!
Can I have ten thousand marbles please?
This is how we want the health care forms. Balanced!
This is a list of all the things I like about Erica Hill.