Beat 360° 9/30/09
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U.S. President Barack Obama looks through a microscope at brain cells as he tours the National Institutes of Health (NIH).
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UPDATE BEAT 360º WINNERS
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Tom Foreman
"So that’s all that’s left of hope for the Government Option, huh?"
Viewer:
Jennifer, New York City
"Obama’s new health plan: he will do all your lab work himself, for free."
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Hmm, so thats what the republicians are missing.
SCIENTIST: Yes, we think the inside of Rush Limbaugh's brain looks pretty funny, too!
OBAMA: Wow, who knew science could perfect Jimi Hendrix's 'purple haze' in a lab?!
"As you can see, Mr President, the brains of AC360 viewers are far more developed than those of the viewers of other cable networks."
So that's what shrinking healh care support looks like.
That big empty spot in the middle, that must be from my college days....
"No, Mr. President, you're looking at a fried egg. The next slide shows an actual brain on drugs."
I hope, I`ll find some smart cells who can fix our economy.....
Ohh god where are they hiding???
"So this is what Google does to your brain!"
After a government-funded breakfast, Pres Obama used gov't-run personnel and transportation to access gov't-funded research facility, collaborate with gov't salaried scientists to develop a comprehensive care plan toward an integrated, affordable health solution. Hey, a eureka moment!
"So do all the spaces in between mean that this one's not too bright?"
"You're the first 21st century President to show this much interest in science."
Check it out! There's the little dipper!!
Cancer? Nah. Heart disease? Nope. This is the race to cure stupidity.
Oh! So That is what is missing in Congress!
President Obama: "Well, gotta go give a speech...adios, amoebas!"
"Exactly how many brain cells did Glenn Beck donate?"
"I love this invention. A new way of watching TV, while looking like I'm doing research."
-Wyatt Knight
Brain cells? From Republicans? Well, no wonder they're so small!
No I don't think we can transplant brain cells into the GOP quite yet.
The last presidential visitor said he didn't like cells. So I asked him why, and he said "Well, the only two kinds I know about are stem cells and sleeper cells, and neither of them is any good."
So that's what G.O.P. compassion looks like.
"I think that I can see Russia from here!"
"Yes, Mr. President, that tiny red dot IS Dick Cheney's heart."
Gee thats incredible!.....Wolf Blitzers Situation Room looks alot bigger on T.V.
"Are you sure republicans have these?"
President Obama is taking matters into his own hands and will get to the bottom of what’s wrong with Whoopi Goldberg’s brain.
Yeah Obama!
There are millions! Can't be Republican brain cells.
How quickly can these be implanted into the brains of Republicans?
"Actually, Mr. President, this slide came from a lab rat, not Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh's sample didn't have enough cells."
Obama: "Mccain did'nt know nothin about none of this"
You know what the last president said? He said "are these stem cells? Because that long thing there looks sort of like a stem."
The whole world is looking at you under a microscope too.
So thats how those Cnn moderators look!...kinda cute aren't they 🙂
Things have been a little crazy around here lately.
Thank you for showing me that. Can I finish the tour after I return from Copenhagen Denmark?
You know, the last time a president visited us, he said "what's a cell?"
A field visit to the Institute of Senatorial Paternity Testing.
I am most interested in getting information on about this.
Well, that was close one!
Now, could I get some of these brain cells implanted in the Congress so we can finish the work on health care?
I know some good old boys back at the White House that could use a few thousand of these.....
If you notice the molecular structure of the H1N1 you can see..
Pres. Obama thinking: I think I broke it.
"This is cool; Now I know what to get Oprah for Christmas!
The NIH searches for a cure for RushLimbaughitis.
Brain cells….Not that I am an authority on the matter or anything…
Oh wait....I see it! My approval rating, I found it!
"Mr President – do you see better or worse?"
So you say these are the ones I killed in college?
Is this supposed to be move like a kaleidescope thingy?