Beat 360° 9/23/09
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Libyan leader Col. Moammar Gadhafi holds an unidentified booklet while delivering an address to the United Nations General Assembly at U.N. headquarters September 23, 2009 in New York City.
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Chuck Hadad:
"Ok, ok. I’ll take back that whole “terror council” thing if you validate parking."
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Daryll,Edmonton, Canada
"Can someone explain to me who are the fashion police??? And why they gave me a ticket???"
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Facebook! you see my face and I am holding the book and yes Anderson and Erika are both in it.
Mustapha
Florida
Look! Geraldo Rivera won the Missouri State Lottery.
Look! I played the lottery. Win for Life. I have won. It is easy here to make money.
Where do I collect my lump sum?
Cathy, Ct.
Look! It's a "get out of jail free" card!
Lookie here, General Assembly! America is as corrupt as the rest of us!
I have here the fixed results of Dancing With The Stars, and the winner
is Kelly Osbourne!
Why didn't anybody sign my speed dating card?
Look! I got my Cash for Clunkers rebate form!
"I made a tent appear in Central Park, NOW watch closely...you see nothing up my sleeves...'Are you Ready'...
Are you kidding me??? These can't be the proper instructions for assembling a tent! but do you like my brooch?
This is my Hallmark moment from Donald Trump who invited me to camp out anytime in his back yard.
All safety instructions can be found in the seat pocket in front of you.
I am a kook!
Put the poles in first or the tent will fall down! I will stall the party for you.
Moammar Gadhafi is confused by the deportation notice for his tent he received before entering his U. N. meeting today.
Look, I have proof that Bush authorized an American Passport that allows me to pitch a tent anywhere I want to in the United States.
Tangerine Clarke, Long Island, New York
Listen to me! The stakes go in first then the poles. You do not know how to put up a tent.
PASSPORT TO TRUMP TOWERS
I will read to you, "The Ten Reasons I came to the United Nations General Assembly." "Ouch, oh no, my lapel pin of my country Libya has just come undone and is sticking into my flesh, help!" (throws the book to the wall because of intense pain).
This is the photo book I got from my new friends in Scotland.
Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA
"You think this is my speech? HA! Today we will be reviewing a complete catalog of swatches from the Martha Stewart Collection... My ensemble is a 'bisque,' by the way."
Here`s my little booklet on the basics of diplomacy.
SEE? Sarah Palin and I have our own peace agreement and this is my visa to Alaska.
After an hour: “You there! Sleeping!? See this? This is where I am, I still have another ten pages!”
* Resubmitted as I forgot my location.
After an hour: "You there! Sleeping!? See this? This is where I am, I still have another ten pages!"
"Okay so week three, I got the giants, chargers, and the steelers."
Look at all the people that love me!!
"Watch closely, ladies and gentlemen, while I make all reason and accountability magically disappear!"
This is the receipt for the plastic surgeon. I will sue the person who did this to my face.
"Everything I know about being human is in this little booklet" said Gadhafi while modeling his designer label orange jumpsuit.
Excuse me one moment, my teleprompter is broken!
And these are my instructions on how to pitch a tent...
"...and I told them I just wanted to put up my tent just like this.... I dont understand what the problem was!"
"Before I announce the, Winner for Outstanding Speech Writing, I want to thank your sponsors for reminding me to wear orange!" Halloween is coming up soon.
and with 3 easy payments of 9:99 you can have this booklet of africa and all procedes go to africian government
"Hugo Chavez is so 2008, I'm the new great hater, America".
No wonder you hate me, the price of gas here is outrageous. I guess this means my travel tent won't be leaving the yard.
Who needs Teleprompters and written down notes...I can ramble on and on and on and on and on without them...
This is an exceptional cous cous recipe I got at the Martha Stewart show today! Did i mention that the studio audience got blenders!
In this book, holds the ingredients for my favorite recipe.
Did anyone find my other book that looks like this? It has Monica Lewinsky's phone number in it.
Hey,
what is this?I don't find this event in my organizer. I thought I came here to Njoy.
Here is a letter signed by Mr. Donald Trump making my tent in New York on his property legal.
Here is the Top Ten List on reasons to relaease our terrorists. And # 10 of the top ten reasons to release our terrorist back to us is..... prostrate cancer.
KADAFI THE MAGNIFICANT'S ANSWER:
YOUR oil money spent, weapons to Iran lent and a place for my tent.
QUESTION: Name 3 items I dedicate to the clueless of the West.
I will make my tent under here......happy now?
Everyone take out your blue books; there will be an essay question after my lecture.
Albert
Houston, TX
Every great leader has had their manifesto written in to a book...Hitler in to the Mein Kamph, Mao in to the Red Book...look how small mine is!
"I can channel my revolutionary brother Che Guevara when I wear this beret and hold the Libyan translation of the 'Motocycle Diaries' with my fingers, just like this. He camped too you know."
These tent directions say that it comes with 6 long poles 10 spikes, but, look, in this diagram you need 8 poles and 14 spikes.
Long Island
KARNAK THE MAGNIFICANT'S ANSWER:
Oil money spent, weapons to Iran lent and a place for my tent.
QUESTION: