Beat 360° 8/25/09
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Two secret service agents follow in a cart as US President Barack Obama plays golf at the Farm Neck Golf Club in Oak Bluffs on Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, on August 24, 2009.
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UPDATE BEAT 360º WINNERS
Staff:
Tom Foreman
“Roger that. Biden is one hell of a caddy.”
Viewer:
Terri, Atlanta, GA
Remember, if we see Joe Biden, we’re supposed to divert him to another part of Martha’s Vineyard.
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Tiger and Ernie follow incognito giving the president tips on his swing.
Golf. Please, God, nuke me now.
Uh-oh! Our cover is blown. Was it the gun or the ear piece that gave us away? I wonder...
The Pentagon shorted us some heavy duty armor.
"Wow! He golfs like he bowls. Except here, he's trying to get low scores."
It takes a lot of balls to be president.
"We better get Barack out of here pronto, I think I just saw Dick Cheney hunting in the woods back there."
This much better than being a caddy in caddyshack.
If you laugh at another one of the chief's strokes, I guarantee you'll spend the rest of this week carrying BO's pooper scooper.
"That's the closest he is to the fairway so far"
"Houston we have a problem, Obama forgot to hire a caddy!"
Yeah, Renee Russo looks good on the TV but let me up close she's got this huge noggin'…
Stats on President Obama's game as he reaches the turn:
– Fairway hits = 0
– Green in Regulation = 0
To quote the great Pogo Possum: "WHEN YOU HAVE TO SHOOT-SHOOT! DON'T TALK!"
New Orleans area
Golfcart2 calling Golfcart1. Come in Golfcart1…
"Too bad this clunker isnt worth a dime anymore!"
"This is Golf Cart Two, i don't care if it's Bill Murray, swarm and tackle! Have'nt you guys ever seen Caddy Shack?"
Oh great, another golf war.
"D'you think he'll be able to do better on the back 9?"
Copy that. Beer break at the 9th hole.
Golfcart2 calling Golfcart1. Come in Golfcart1...
Looks like Fred Armisen is back again to offer 'decoy President' services. Call it in. You want to taser him or should I use pepper spray?
Hey! Did that gopher just steal the President's ball??
This sure beats the days in a suit and a tie!
"Yeah, you're right – he can swing more than just a vote!"
Um....I don't think this is what the Department of Energy would qualify as a Green Car.
Kirk
Greenwich, NY...upstate NY – not the one in Manhattan!
Can you see who he's talking to?
no....but if its Wolf Blitzer, he'll be awhile
Yeah, we blend in right in for a round of golf.
How much you wanna bet that if I punch it we could catch some air and totally clear that sand trap over there on hole seven?
Secret Agent 1 to Secret Agent 2: I told you the President was golfing today, why did you where that stupid fishing hat?
What did he say we're waiting for?
we're awaiting moderation...its Cnn policy!
We`ll blend in perfectly as long as we are NOT trying to hit those balls!
I don't know why I'm wearing a fishing hat either. Roger.
The secret service remotely controls Obama's robotic golfball!
"Yeah, I guess he can swing more than just a vote."
Tradition may even be the President to take a vacation this time of year, but the house is so messy for the people having to wait a week he rest!!
Arnold knew the bromance was over when Harvey started wearing a different styled hat.
Look around, do you see any suspicious characters?
"Did you remember to put the hole seeking device into the golf ball?"
Roger that. And we've verified that the beer cart will have more than just Budweiser for POTUS to choose from.
"This is base area 3 calling mobile cart 1...be advised Turd Alert at pool has been removed...it was just a Baby Ruth bar – all clear for president to go to pool after 18th hole...copy..."..."Copy that base."
Let’s go to discuss extensively about health care reform?
"I heard they named it GOLF because all the other four- letter words were taken"
'Tater, this is Gastric. Any chance we might see Happy Gilmore out here today, over?
I hope that GM has it's act together because these Volt prototypes are nothing to write home about.
The President is mad at everyone critiquing his golfing.
He just said, "There you all go – getting wee wee'd up again!"
Not what I was expecting for gas saving company vehicle!!
"I complain about my mortgage he bails out the banks, I complain about gas and he does this!"
We'll never find health care reform out here and now we missed cash for clunkers!
As under appreciated as it seems, taking a golf ball for the president is just as important as taking a bullet