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July 5th, 2012
07:36 PM ET

Letters to the President #1263: 'Hay bales and balderdash'

Reporter's Note: President Obama is on a campaign trip, so I hope his staff will either forward my daily letters, or keep them until he gets back

Dear Mr. President,

In every Presidential race, as sure as the sun rises, you politicians start acting like…well, actors. Democrat or Republican, conservative or liberal, you all go out there and start riding around on buses, wearing casual shirts, and eating in diners like you just finished third shift at the local cannery. You’re doing it this week, and I just have to laugh.

There is always lots of homespun humor, and feigned enjoyment of local delicacies: Barbeque, catfish, funnel cakes, corn dogs, cheese steak, shrimp, and corn on the cob. Sometimes there is a good-spirited try at horseshoe pitching, football tossing, or bowling and yes, we all remember how that went for you last time…ha!

Petting dogs seems to be fully approved by the advisors. So is baby kissing, of course. Standing in front of big pieces of equipment like bulldozers, cranes, and tractors appears to be popular. I’ve noticed that you all love appearing on the floors of factories as if, in between your fundraisers, you’re helping grind out some ceiling trusses or something like that.

But there is nothing you guys love more than farms! I mean, for crying out loud, you were standing amid hay bales today! Not the big, round bales like most farms actually use, but the old, small rectangular ones like I used to work with when I was a kid. You know who uses those small bales these days? People running petting zoos, pumpkin patches in the fall, and politicians…who like to stand among them as if they are, once were, or might someday be farmers. Which they aren’t, weren’t, and will never be.

Admit it: It’s all just a big charade. I suspect that neither you nor anyone else who has a shot at winning the White House really has any idea what life is like for the rest of us anymore. Sure, you try to understand our existence, but as a practical matter you and Mitt Romney both long ago left behind anything that even vaguely resembles a typical life in this country. And now I don’t think you can even imagine it; not really. Neither of you will ever again worry for one instant about having a roof over your head, or a nice car, or powerful friends, or good health care, or a secure retirement. It’s not your fault. You’ve both succeeded in seizing your part of the American Dream and no one should fault you for that.

But when you come out to see the rest of us and act like you are somehow the same as us…I just think a lot of voters don’t buy it, no matter how casually you dress or how many hay bales you toss around.

Not trying to wreck on you and in the show business of politics I am sure nothing will change…but just thought I’d mention it.

Call if you can.

Regards,
Tom

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