We hear Levi has an open invite for Thanksgiving...
Yep!...and so does Joe 6 pack!

I can't believe you want my book autographed ?...how do you spell Couric???????

Can't believe the 1st book i ever read, i wrote!

"Pulitzer, Schlumitzer....it's big bucks I'm after, man."

Minnetonka MN

Besides your book we hear you're reading Wall Street Journal
You lie!

"I'll sign this for you, Levi, if you sign your Playgirl spread for me...no?"

Minnetonka MN

P-A-L-I-??? Oh, this is so hard.

No, sorry, I sign them all the same: "McCain lost it for both of us. Findly, Sarah Palin"

Usually people don’t write a behind the scenes tell-all book, trashing their influential co-workers (McCain) until AFTER their career is over…but oh well. That’s shows dumb I am.

-Wyatt Knight

Maverick. No, Maverickier. -Ah! Maverickiest!

You do the best Tina Fey i've ever seen
Who the heck is Tina Fey

After vetoing the latest $2 trillion stimulus bill, President Palin writes a note in the margin: "You betcha I vetoed this pathetic alternative to mandatory eVerify".

Did you invite Kati Couric for Thanksgiving dinner
That would be very inappropiate!

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job........

What's the 1st thing you did with the money?
I payed for that bridge to nowhere

Ms Palin, can you really see Russia from your house?
You Betcha!

"I'm signing and sending a copy to each, Oprah,Obama and Letterman!"

Okay i've signed 250 copies, that should be everyone at Fox News

What !!!!!! I said no centre fold

Katie,
You betcha I can see the Washington Monument from my house. But don't worry, I've eliminated the news police from my administration.
President Sarah Palin

A star is born.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Planning any trips Sarah?
Yep! since i can see Russia from my house, now i can afford to visit!

I'm actually planning to read my book on the beach this summer!

I will sign anything because I'm so good looking!

Will you be un-friending or de-friending Levi on Facebook?
Both!

Please tell me if anyone is behind me decapitating turkeys!

Oh, that's Right..I'm Left Handed!

They gave me a pen with no ink ! No worries...I´ve got lipstick in my pocket.

Who knew payback could be so much fun!

"You betcha this city means something to me. Afterall, 'grand rapids' was all I saw when my political career went sailing down the drain.

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....

I`m swimming upstream against the flow (of money).

Oh and Mr Bergen, while your here, can you show me how to work my Cnn IPhone App?

Never been in a Barnes & Noble before!

"One Hundred Ways to Torment TV viewers". By: Meee!!!

Hopefully is 3 years, you'll get a chance to hear my concession speech that McCain wouldn't let me give.

That's B-l-i-t-z-e-r, & Sarah, that tweet yesterday...that was another Sarah Palin i went to high school with....

sarah palin proves she's ready to be president she can read,write and possibly sign a bill if she has to.

Okay, Okay , Okay I can do this! S-A-R-A-H,

"You betcha my book has differences from the one Levi is going to be featured . True, we both lay it all out there for the world to see but at least my book has a jacket on it!"

Sarah eagerly signs a copy of "Going Rogue" in exchange for a signed copy of Levi's "Going Vogue".

Until 2012, how many books do I have to autograph?

(Bookstore employee speaking) : And that is the ONLY time you will ever See Sarah Palin near a book.

hey do you know the difference between hockey mums and pitbulls?? book deals.

"I always knew that creative writing class I took in one of those colleges I attended would finally pay off!"

I wish my ghost writer could do these signing sessions!

Let's see...
I'll blame McCain's handlers for losing the election.
I'll blame Katie Couric for making me look dumb.
I'll blame Letterman for making a joke.
I'll blame the liberal media for checking my facts.
I'll blame Newsweek for a picture of me that I posed for.
And I'll blame Obama for everything else.
There that should do it...now I'm completely irresponsible!

-Wyatt Knight

Newsweek cover pictures of Sarah Palin describes her book "Going Rogue", to a 'T'

The good Governor Sarah Palin autograph her book , Going Vogue!

Somebody make sure that there are no turkeys getting killed behind me.

Sarah Palin finally answers Katie Couric's interview questions. "this is just one of the books i read"

Is that O-B-A-M-A....and about that 4 i gave your husband...that elite media twist everything i say, that 4 meant your family of 4 is great!

Levi Johnston going just half-monty, what's that about?!?
"Hey Levi, read my book, I'll show you the true meaning of 'Going Rogue'!"

there and that is what i think about the Bush doctrine.... signed love Sarah

Best Wishes,
Sarah Palin aka Lock and Load

Sure i'll sign it, but what a strange name, Ms Elite Media

I don't know why....but i could write my name all day long, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"I can also see the bank$ from my house."

watch out for my next book "going Rich"

Yep, you betcha: This book is gonna change the world!

It sure is hard keeping my foot out of my mouth....So I thought it would be better in writing... Can I say that ?

"Ha ha. Any criticism of me, results in me playing the sexism card...again."

-Wyatt Knight

I know it!! I know it!! It’s more and more difficult for many Americans to get out from under their debt, but my book is a bargain!

"Pale-in" comparison to a real politician.

-Wyatt Knight

Smiling to herself, Palin wonders–" think they'll noticed I signed it President Palin?"

note to self – "read this book find out what its about" love sarah

wow this is as easy as signing a health-care bill

Paleontology: The study of forms of life in prehistoric times.
Palintology: The study of forms of life in postreasonable Republicans.

If I already watched the movie '2012'?
Not that I would admit this publicly.

I drew the illustration's too!

And who should I make this out to Mr. Biden? Can I call you Joe?

Sarah Palin is pleased by her efforts to receive as much accolades as "Mein Kampf".

I'm glad I finally finished this book! You know, I almost quit halfway through.

This is way easier then being governor was!

CHACHING! NEXT...CHACHING! NEXT...CHACHING!

Cha-Ching!

Not that I am saying anything really new here, but 'Going Rogue'.

2012? You betcha!..Gotta keep America safe and legal.

I'm still second-guessing the title.I wanted to go with...

Everything Bad was Someone Else's Fault

How do you spell

"You betchya?"

muchogroucho
nyc

After this book, I plan to wtite a series of hunting and fishing guides. I'll call them.....Fishing Rogue and Hunting Rogue.

I can see Canada from here!

Which is more amazing?

A. People are actually buying this book.
B. Sarah Palin is writing her name in cursive.
C. Most of the words in the book are spelled correctly.
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE!!

No, no, Katie! I said, "Betch. Betch. You BETCHa."

Her ya goooo Levi,........... now remember I get your first autographed copy of Playgirl.

Barack, I'll grant you a Presidential pardon if you stop calling me commrade. Deal?

Yes, Barack. You can keep Shortbus One. I won't be needing it.

Sorry sir but this is my book signing line...H1N1 shots are over there!

Sarah demonstrates that only the "u" is silent.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Also free with every copy you get a (McCain / Palin 08) bumper sticker to use as a book mark!

Well hello little boy, can i sign your book?,
I'm scared of it....
Why?
Mommy said a ghost wrote it!

It’s still too early to say, but based on movie '2012', I think I won't be a candidate.

Wait till you see the centrefold!

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Actaually the title was between "Going Rogue" or "The Name Blame."

Being a bit overly optimistic, Sarah Palin starts signing her books "Sarah Palin, XLV"

maybe i would be nominated for the wolf blitzer prize..... no sarah its the Pulitzer prize

Ok, I wrote a book! Any thoughts on what I should do next now?

If, you understood my speeches. You will understand my book.

Too bad you didn't wait a week, you could of got this book for 50% off.

Hey what is CNN doing here? I wanted FOX news network.

"Do you want a big X or a little x?"

San Diego, CA.

Is Letterman with one "T" or two?

If my book is good?
I trust your judgment!

Making a difference in my world, one dollar at a time.....Cha-ching!

In the absence of her ghost writer, Sarah Palin solos at writing her first words in her book: "Thanks, Sarah." No, no, no, "Sincerely, Sarah." Maybe, "Love, Sarah." What about. . .

You're never going to believe the surprise ending.

"I can't think of any books or magazines I have read, but I'm good at signing them."

I have been going really rouge! Levi, do this if you can!

Concentrate, concentrate gotta stay in the lines..don't color outside the lines... the lines are our friends.

No, I just speak in haikus.

It also has my famous "Moose Stew" recipe on page 400

You betcha! If Obama can win the Nobel Peace Prize, I can surely win the Pulitzer.

My girls wanted to see Michigan, so we voted as a family to start my tour here. So we didn't vote. This was all my decision.

I can't wait till Palin comes out of hiding... I am ready to get back to the set of "30 Rock!"

Sarah's going rogue while Levi's going commando.

I wish Miss Teen South Carolina was here to help me with some of this spelling.

Michigan readers were surprised as Sarah Palin inscribed each book with the phrase:

"Winners never quit... and quitters never win!"

When one book buyer asked about her Presidential aspirations, Palin inscribed his book:

"I may run in 2012... but I promise to abdicate by 2014!"

"See, I can do SOME of my own writing..."

Forget Stepen King. Just the thought of my writing this book will scare the pants off of ya.

Sarah Palin failed to notice that the book she was actually signing was a copy of "Do What You Love, The Money Will Follow."

Sarah Palin autographs a copy of her book for David Gergen.

.Gosh! I'm so happy these teleprompter glasses came in on time.

Former Republican vice presidential candidate and former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, signs her new book, '365 Jobs in 365 Days: How to Survive the Current Economy By Having a Different Job Every Day'.

When one reader asked how many chapters there were in her book, Palin responded:

"I'll have to get back to you on that."

I wish that Miss Teen South Carolina was around to help with the spelling. Some of these words are hard.

"And the more money I make, the more I spread the message that we need to cut taxes!"

This pen was made in China so I think I have experience regarding international trade policy.

Readers were surprised to see Palin inscribing each book with the message:

"PALIN 2012... Because America has always been a meritocracy... and it's time for that to change!"

Yes, it is a cooked book.

Sarah smiles as she thinks "This book makes it possible for me to buy my own designer clothes".

Absolutely not! Tina Fey will not play me in the movie version.

Yes I am going to buy back that sexy red leather jacket...after all, I can afford it!

CNN? Can you spell that for me?

Palin: Hello Ohio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean Michagan. (That's not funny Bruce!)

You Betcha!

All this signing is giving me a pa-lin the neck!

$ CHA-CHING $

My next book will be titled, "Ms. Palin Goes to Washington".

you betcha i read books

With this book, I thee sign my way to 2012. Obama, beware.

Thanks but, no thanks to your new nickname suggestion: Quit half way thru term-inator!

If the global warming does occur we ALL will see Alaska from our house!

I'm sorry, I signed it: "President, 2012". Anybody have an eraser?

i like red suits and red states!

Palin pensively pauses her poisonous pen.

Sarah Palin laughs as she realizes that a Tina Fey Nobel Prize of Literature skit should hit the airwaves on Saturday night.

Tina Fey's look-a-like is all smiles as she signs her 1st novel, "Going Rogue"!

I don't believe in dinosaurs especially the so-called :Thesaurus!

Sarah Palin laughs as she realizes that a Tina Fey Nobel Prize for Literature skit should hit the airwaves on Saturday night.

"Dear Diary... Rogue Tour 2012 begins."

Hey you signed my book Tina Fey!
That's what you get!...trying to have me to sign "Going Rouge!"

You can't wait to read it? I can't wait to read it too!

Salary as governor: $125,000. Salary as best selling author: $5,000,000. And they say I'm stupid.

No Table of Contents... obviously too complicated for someone using MS Word... Seriously, don't you have to have some command of the English Language to write a book, even with a plethora of ghost writers... Yes I said plethora.

Sorry miss, this is "MY" book signing line, the line for Levi's autograph is at the bar next door!

Ooooo look...let me show you the picture of Russia that you can see from my house!

Barack, Thank you for buying Executive Management for Dummies. You betcha money trees aren't real. Lemme know if you have any other questions. Sarah

"OH! Come on now Barack, I've already signed 4 for your family , how many more do you really need?" Then after thinking a few minutes more, she turns to Obama and says. "Barack, I'm really sorry, I'll sign as many as you want, now what did you want me to put on these ones"? LOVE ALWAYS SARAH!

Every book I sign here is one less book to unload at my garage sale.

Hmm...all of these movie offers. Let's see now...what would be my dream cast?

Angelina Jolie: Sarah Palin
Brad Pitt: Todd Palin:
Miley Cyrus: Bristol Palin
Eminem: Levi Johnston
Tom Wilkinson: John McCain:
Helen Mirren: Hillary Clinton:
Jeffrey Wright: Barack Obama
Ted Danson: Joe Biden

Oooooo look.....let me show you the picture of Russia that you can see from my house.See!!It's right there man.
Shawn T. Johnson
Las Vegas,Nv.

... And when I sign my book, it will become a Law.

Nancy, Sure we can talk about making Spanish our official language. After you go hunting with Dick Cheney.

The blank page I'm about to sign is the only page I've written in this book; you betcha.

Ha! Ha!. My book ratings are higher than the president's approval ratings.

Barack, Nancy, and Harry; I'm sorry to hear that you flushed the Democrat party down the toilet. You betcha I'll send Joe the Plummer?

Thanksgiving Dinner at the Palins

Excuse me... Levi...I was talking about the size of the turkeys neck...

TRUST ME!!!!!!!!! you would smile to if you was makeing this kinda money off a book full of rubish

I know I'll make the of "O" magazine now. Michelle Obama hasn't written a book!

Best wishes Mr. Blitzer,
Sorry about that whole aerial wolf hunting thing. Please visit Alaska,
Yours, Sarah

Wow! Now I can buy my own clothes!

After this, I am off to the fire David Letterman turkey rally.

And how do you spell "Levi"?

I am going to sign and dedicate this copy to me. I am the great one

You want me to sign it? S...A..R..A..H P..a..L.i..n. I did spelled it right!

"I am so happy to finally be in this part of the bookstore!"

Kendall deLance
Dundee, Oregon

With best wishes to "Healthcare reform." Love, lipstick

Alaska and Michigan are so much alike. The University of Michigan
has an ice hockey team and Alaska has Ice. Detroit makes cars and
Alaska makes dogsleds,.

Susan Grace
MIddletown New York

Have you heard Oprah's leaving TV in 2011?!
Yep! now she'll be free to be my VP in 2012!

"And how do I spell that Mr. Mephistopheles?"

Yes, my publisher did purchase the outfit. Why do you ask?

" I have to really hurry before my 15 minutes of game is shot."

I'm so great. I can color within the lines!