Being an Independent can sure be lonely

Men Who Stare at Chairs

-Wyatt Knight

Sadly, nobody wants to sit next to closet-republicans.

-Wyatt Knight

Maybe we can just do fuzzy math and go home.

I'm Joe Lieberman the conscience of the U.S. Senate, I'm IMPORTANT! I must find my fellow Senators, find out where they're going & then I can lead them there!

Oy vey, I hope I am not left holding the bag

"Sen. Lieberman ponders his position on the "Armed Services Committee" when he should have thought about the "Underarm Services Committee!"

How come I never get to sit with the cool kids?

Hmm......I thought Fox News liked me?

Although he sits as an independent, Lieberman likes to keep his focus and a hand towards the left.

Maybe I should change my deodorant.

An odd numbered senate hosted a dodgeball game this afternoon. Sen. Joe "The Jello Throw" Lieberman was forced to sit this one out.

"And furthermore, the bill is immoral....sorry, seeing Bill Clinton again here brings up memories, folks."

Minnetonka MN

Wonder if I have the right day for this committee meeting.

If they don't show up, I'll restrict their executive bonuses !

"And let me remind you, my primary concern is for the insurance companies of Connecticut, not my constituents...er, let me rephrase that."

Minnetonka MN

I shoulda brought Sarah Palin's book to read.

Where are all of my fellow democratic senators ? It's time to rally behind the republican presidential candidate!

Who wants to play first chair?

I hope I brought all my crib notes.

I sure hope I have the right place and time. I can't take the heat alone.

Alone again, naturally.

Jeopardy Answer: This Democrat stands & sits alone

Jeopardy Question: Who is Sen Joe Lieberman?

Uh-oh ! Did I show up too early ?

Did everybody take the deal but me?

I could of sworn this was supposed to be a poker party..where are the cards and chips??

Joe Liberman sits alone at the 'Neither Republican nor Democrat' table at the White House's Thanksgiving rehersal dinner.

Maybe I should plead insanity.

Looks like the Jomentum has run out on me when I need it most!

Joe Lieberman finds it lonely at the table for "neither Republican in name nor Democrat in practice"......

Joe Lieberman seems to have forgotten today was senior lay out day in the senate.

Hmmm...Do I feel like a Democrat or a Republican today?

I'll wait 20 mins then I'm leaving, I have no idea why the President & Vice-President need to meet with me?

SHHHHH...if you listen closely you can hear Sen. Joe Lieberman quiet hum "one...is the loneliest number you'll ever doooo"

I'm so lonely,.............. so very,........ very lonely.

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.

you're my best invisible friend ever!

In the Senate's yearly pre-Thanksgiving Day celebration Joe Lieberman found himself, not at the children's table, but at the children's imaginary friend table eating imaginary food.

Everyone say hello to all of my imaginary Senator friends! Yes Sen. Bubbles I will tell them you only speak Pig Latin.

" I don't know what I said..."
-Shannon , Hoboken, NJ

No one ever shows up to these budget meetings...something not adding up!

This is what happens when you try to save money and take the bus. You end up being late!

The cheese stands alone...

"What's the matter? Do I smell or what?"

I`m doing it my way...Wait a sec, that reminds me of a song...

No wonder these budget meetings are so long...nobody uses a calculator!

"I sure hope my health insurance CEO friends get back in time from cashing the bonus checks they got for convincing me to block healthcare reform – - – they promised me a cut."

Sen. Joe Lieberman thinking: Why is it that I can never win a Beat 360 T-Shirt?

Democrats I promise I won't disappoint you this time...come and have a sit.

Let me introduce to you " My Phantom Supporters"-

Riverview, Mi

Geez, I wonder if it's my political affiliation....or did I forget my deodorant??

Lieberman listens to another drawn out story of self glory by Nancy Pelosi.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

"Yes these seats are taken by big Pharma and the Healthcare companies"

"Maybe if I take these notepads and return them to Staples we can overcome our budget deficit."

- Sen. Joe Lieberman

Sen. Joe Lieberman . . . going rogue.

I knew I should've shown up fashionably late.

Do I get extra credit for being prompt.

there goes my remaining votes for re-election .

Since democrats can't seem to pass the new health bill, Joe Lieberman does his part by passing gas. No wonder he sits alone.

If you changed sides as fast as I do you'd stink too.

There must be a sale at J.C Penny.

Joe Lieberman stars in the controversial role "Men Who Stare At Votes"

Sen. Joe Lieberman remembering his high school days when everybody wanted to sit beside him

Bottled water, that's green.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Joe Lieberman ponders why nobody wants to play musical chairs with him.

"I may need a back-up plan...I wonder if the Vikings are hiring..."

Weston, Fl

Joe Lieberman suddenly realizes that he has been punk'd and that nobody else is going to show up because there is no Senate Budget Committee meeting.

Joe Lieberman saves the chair next to him in the hopes that his father will actually show up this time to watch him at the Budget Committee tonight.

Wow, I had no clue David Letterman was that popular among young women.

Three Dog Night said it best..............one is the loneliest number.

I see everyone will be drinking water. I'll have tea.

I wonder who told the other Senators i was coming?

Joe Lieberman sits down with his fellow members of the "pro-war, pro-healthcare" committee.

Yreka, CA

Boy, I thought Sarah Palin felt like an outcast?

Senator Liberman humming "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do".

Strange.....everyone going to the restroom at the same time?

Awww, no body wants to play with me – I wonder why? I wonder if it is cause I don't play fair?

Not again!

Man this is just like my Presidential Campaign, they said they would come, but they left me all alone. I will show them I will just be in my own party.

It's my party I can cry if I want to! Cry if I want to hooohhoohhoo!
2 seconds ago

Is it my deodorant, or is it my convoluted politics?

hmm, where is the bipartisanship President Obama talked about,no witnesses, I guess is all me now

The early bird IS the worm.

Table for one again tonight Senator Lieberman?

Wait until they hear that I am no longer an independent democrat. I am now a revisionist Zionist.

I can't wait 'til they sit on those whoopie cushions! That'll make me popular again!!

muchogroucho
nyc

where is everybody???!!!

I wonder if Al Gore thinks that I was the biggest mistake in his political career?

I heard it could be lonely at the top......but hurry up and wait ??

The Senator ponders why He wasn't allowed to enter the Witness Protection program

Meet Joe Lieberman. In a political party fight, Joe is about as useful as a ponytail on a female soccer player.

-Wyatt Knight

I guess sitting alone, is considered standing alone!

They call me, maverick. Well, I suppose that is better than being called a two-headed snake.

I was told this would be just like....Musical Chairs....Lied to again

Independent of any political party ...or friends.

When my political career is over in Connecticut, I can always move to Israel and run for prime minister.

The shunning begins.

Rodney
Los Angeles, CA

"I forget...am I a Republican or a Democrat today?"

Joe Lieberman ran out of deodorant.

"I am a rock...I am an island"

If only my friend John McCain were here right now.

Did I remember the deodorant this morning?

"Clowns to the left of me,jokers to the right,here I am,stuck in the middle with you....."

Wheah are those wascally insurance lobbyist when you need them?

Daylight Savings Time ended?

Looks like another party...I didn't get invited tooooo

Mmmmmm.....buttterscotch.

"Let me do all the talking," said Joe Lieberman, leader of the Independent/Nė Democrat/Born Again Republican party to his fellow party members.

Out here on my own! Boy this is loads of fun.

Joe is learning, not everyone find his "Whoppie Cushion's " very humerus.

Oh man! I hope these guys show up! I didn't realize this is what it meant to become an Independent!

"I guess they didn't get the memo".

Am I now the proverbial "Elephant in the Room"?

Announcer: Lieberman, party of one.

Why yes! As God as my witness I am a democrat again! Well for now...

I know, I know... let's blame the "Daylight Savings Time" for this one...

High School Flashback: Still not sitting with the cool kids.

No more friends on the left?

Maybe the "Gone out of Business" memo was actually true

When you do not belong to a party- you have no friends at your party.

It's lonely at the top... when you are so awesome at Musical Chairs.

Anyone else want to sit at the flip-flop table? This seat next to me is saved for Arlen Specter.

Oh where, oh where, did the US economy go? Oh where, oh where, could it have gone?

Sen Lieberman is once again the only member of the Conservative Club of New England meeting.

Where are they? Lunch ended over an hour ago.

Facebook and Solitaire wins priority once again.

It figures, people on the left are no-shows!

Just beacause we are broke doesn't mean people don't have to show up for these meeting.

Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobody for my own, I am so lonely, I 'm Mr. Lonely.....

I voted against Obama's voodoo economic policies. So why am I the only one here to explain why the country I broke?

Novemeber 11, singles day

He is thinking, "Here I am again, with all my friends."

They said some thing about about being sold out at Traitor Joe's then left.

If I could have super-powers, I think I'd fly. I mean...why wouldn't you?!

Dum-dee-dum

Sitting at The Table of Conscience can be lonely in Washington.

It's not really cheating if I take an itsy bitsy peek at their paper.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit . . .

"All by myself....

Springfield, MO

"Where have all my freinds gone"?

I'm just sitting here with all my friends . . .

A song playing in Joe's head, haunting " Time to remember, that time in September, when all wanted to hear what I had to say"

Ethical members of the Senate gather to chat.

Budget Committee members became suddenly aware that Joe Lieberman was the only witness who was not transparent that day.

First meeting of the "Let's Spoil Health Care Reform" committee.

A sign of things to come?

Boy those popular days as Gore/Leiberman sure seem a long time ago.

Oy Vey , Everyone is visiting "Hannity" at Fox News to review the Health Bill.

And the cheese sits alone!

hmm wonder what my dog doing back at home.

On the outside looking in.

“okay, so, one of them can’t make it, following up on his 401-K, the other guy is after his pension; wondering what happened to the third guy.”

"Maybe I shouldn't have abandoned my party....."

I seem to have lost all my friends to the Left
-Stratford, CT

I guess I shouldn't have eaten that burritto...

Brandon FL

"One is the loneliest number...."

I just don't understand why I no longer have any friends?

Geez, was it something I said...didn't say...thought about???

Brandon FL

Did that chair just move all alone? Oh, that's my hand on it...

I'm sure I sent them the invite on facebook.

Humming Jeopardy music in his head after wondering who will come sit next to him.

Brandon FL

I am the "Maverick", Shaggy! Gulp!

Hey, those chairs are the same color as Tasha on the Backyardigans! I hope I'm home by 8:00 to see the show.

Brandon FL

Only working three day weeks and they still can't show up on time. Eh, we don't give ourselves raises until next year.

Empty chairs, vacant stare, tempers flare, cameras glare.

Unkown person: "Excuse me are these seats taken?"
Joe Lieberman: "YES, don't you see my friends sitting in them?"
Unknown person: sloooowwwly backs away.

Brandon FL

Cant call Al....

I hope Lindsey Graham gets here soon. It's easier for me to lie with a republican sitting beside me.

Well, Committee chairman sits on RIGHT but have more options on LEFT.

Well, Committee chairman sits on RIGHT but have more options on LEFT.

- Streamwood, IL

Swine flu should have been my exuse

Im gonna have to lie again, arent I?

I left the dam stove on again.

"I never thought they'd actually reserve seats for my imaginary friends."

Mark Garrison
Converse, TX

Im gonna get a Mercedes for Christmas thats for sure.

Sen. Lieberman wonders if anyone's gonna eat that pencil.

Mark Garrison
Converse, TX

Singing to himself: This old man, he played one...

Im not gonna get a Mercedes for Christmas, thats for sure.

They cant fire me, Can they?

Ol' Lieberman showing that he can sit on his behind but not set his mind.

Why isn't anyone sitting next to me? Is it the cologne again?

Table for one tonight Mr. Lieberman?

Joe "It doesnt matter if I have no friends, my wife still has her high-paying insurance job."

***Who would have thought that the public option is more popular than I am!

Strike 3 – Joe's is pondering his being benched until next election.

Lieberman: Why can't I have a cool "Joe" nickname?
(smokin' Joe, Joe six-pack, Joe the Plumber!)

Lieberman: I guess it's Independence day-- again?

Joe Lieberman finally realizes hes just a political castaway.

Is there something you need to tell us Joe? Empty seats...empty promises?