Hmmm, who do you think he's hiding from,
KATE+ 7

I don't know why it's smiling at us. Do you know why it's smiling at us?

Capitol Hill has eyes. But pumpkin matter for brains.

I was wondering where Anderson was!

Hey, would could be trying to read a 1,990 page document right now.

Do you know thats probaly worth millions?
You lie!

Nope, the Rogaine didn't help. He's still bald!

Odd place for a book?
Yeah...i hear she got a mill & a 1/2 for it!

The economy is really getting rough, now they're paying us with pumpkins!

LOL..i bet the wife thinks he's out here raking leaves!

Who ate all the candy?

I tell you....that Wolf Blitzer can carve a mean pumpkin!

Hey, be careful I think the pumpkin head is moving!

You know we can't meet like this again...
I know, wish we didn't work at the same zoo!

I thought you were out here monkeying around!..great carving!

A new focus group is being tested for the new face of the healthcare public option.

You know what this means...
Yep, daylight savings time!

Trick or treat! But where's the candy?

Look at this pumpkin! horrible, demeaning, & grotesque!
And they call us animals!

There's no escape Gosselin! TMZ looks everywhere

Happy Halloween!!!!

What is this? Is this gonna be my new home?

Jeopardy Question: where would see 2 monkeys looking in a pumpkin

Jeopardy Answer: AC 360 Caption Contest!

Lets see...his head is empty and he scares people. Must be a repumplikin.

"Gee,looks like the Hulu aliens beat us to him..."

"You know I hear that we may be related"

Yeah, it took me all day to carve this, but I did it!

Hey, is this the last face for Mt. Rushmore?

Look! Ac360's Halloween party!

We ask for health care and this is what we get, a carved pumpkin full of kool-aide.

Tim Gibson
San Diego,CA

"Oh ,the Great Pumpkin has lost his head!"

"Now where did I put that recipe for Pumpkin Pie?"

Let us pray for this fallen vegetable (fruit) the human kind has destoyed.

Light the candle..........No you lite the candle..........No you lite the candle........Let's get Mikey, he'll lite the candle.

The no evil patrol making sure everyone have a safe Howlloweekend.

"You take a bite of it first" "No, YOU taste it first!".

Hey! You did pretty good for someone with no "Opposable" thumbs.

We thought the humans looked weird,but this thing is even stranger.

Heading to dinner

All we asked for was some bananas, and they give us this odd-looking pumpkin. This is a trick – not a treat!

Mom and dad told us there weren't any aliens, but it looks like
they were wrong and one just landed here.

He dosn't say much does he?
Naw, he just sit's there and smile.

"Go find Charlie Brown - we found IT!"

Minnetonka MN

I'm not going to eat this pumpkin until I check out my new healthcare coverage in case it makes me sick.

What will be your Halloween costume?

The monkeys stare grimly into the pumpkin crystal ball as they try and come to terms with their imminent evolution into human beings

Anderson and Erica fool everyone with their squirrel monkey costumes.

The stimulus program saved about 650,000 jobs. Will you see that?

"How primitive... I thought humans were more evolutionary advanced than this ..."

Minnetonka MN

"Just be glad they took their primitive violent urges out on this pumpkin instead of us, my friend."

Minnetonka MN

one monkey asks the other:
"Is this a Trick or a Treat?"

Is the balloon boy in there?

A human made this in their own likeness, except better looking.

Its the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!!

And how are we going to play ball with this thing?

Into Jack's cranium: Anybody there?

Monkeys business????

Monkeys, in the spirit of Halloween, checks for the "ghost in the machine"...

What's he smiling for?
He's missing all his upper teeth!

Is this it?

What is this trick or treat ritual they keep talking about?

Will eating his "orange" matter make us smarter?

President Obama said: Trick or Treat?

On Jack O' Lantern's brain: Does this orange gooey "matter"?

So what do we do now? Get in it, sit on it, or eat it?

I vote we smash it in frint of old man Bill O'Reilly's place.

Go get Dr. Goodall. I believe we may have discovered the missing link!

For someone without a body, he sure has a big head!

What do you mean you ate the lid?........... WE NEED THE LID!

Snack-o'-lantern for monkeys!

Happy Halloween America!

So you think this is the "Great Pumpkin"..................YOU BLOCKHEAD !

I dare you to eat that glowing thing in the middle.

After a long stressful day, the monkeys wish they were empty headed too.

I told you this would happen. Once a year humans dump this in our home like we are supposed to be like it. And they expect us to eat it! The year that they eat a raw pumpkin is the year that I will eat one, too!

Do you really think Charlie Brown is going to jump out and try to scare us?

They say if we eat this we won't get H1N1.

Oh George! Are you in there??

It worked for Cinderella, surely it can work for us. Hop in..

Craig Monette
Paragould AR

We got to pray just to make it today! PRAY!

Hum, I was wondering what the inside of Cheney's brain looked like.

You'd think humans would be better artists, what with those huge heads!

i knew Charlie wasn't hamming it up enough for the people. the least we can do is pay our respects.

At midnight even though the spell had broken Timothy Geithner and Ben Bernanke continued to watch Wall Street carve up what was left of the US economy.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. Just call me Jack O'Lantern.

Zoo staffers fired for monkeying around at Holloween party

Mmmm, brains........

No, no, no. I ordered pumpkin pie!

Oh yummy! Is that an extra treat inside?

Not sure what or who it is, but I think we should nominate it for a Nobel Peace Prize!

Too much free time!

"I can't tell for sure from this angle, but I think it might be Nancy Pelosi.."

Hum... So thats what a "Human Brain" looks like!!

Does this thing fly? Maybe we can hop in and get our own reality show!

Must be a politician. No brain!

So that's where all the stimulus money went!

As if being taken from my patch and having this ugly face carved into me wasn't bad enough now they lock stick me in a zoo with these two guys. How humiliating!

Listen to me, where are you from? Did you hear me?

So this is what opposable thumbs are for!

Hello Mr. Vice President Cheney. Do you intel advice again?

1 monkey: Zoo keeper??? Can we eat whole pumpkin, we are so hungry, Sounds good, we love pumpkin! We can share each of us to eat.

What is it?
I don't know.
Humans up to their funny games again.

Harry! Wait!! It's a trick! There's nothing "Holy" about Halloween.

Mom always told us to "see no evil", but this looks pretty scary to me!

"It appears that the pumpkin, like politicians, is lacking a brain."

"Come out! Come out! ... Please!!!"

With your arms raised...
Drop your weapons...
And nobody will be hurt...

only the "moral majority"

Ballon Boy must have been in here because inside is empty!

wait the boys not in here... hoax

What kind of a sick joke is this? We want candy, not some futuristic time trave thingy!!!

What kind of a sick joke is this? We want candy, not some futuristic time trave thingy!!!

karina- Bay Area, California

A couple of squirrel monkeys trying to understand the carnage that pumpkins suffer every Halloween.

VCongress are you there?

"Duuude. See what happens when you don't have healthcare? Poor Joe"

We just put the camera in here and we can watch for people with peanuts from our cave.

I dunno... they sure don't SMELL like Milk Duds.

Carefull.....Not too close.... It might have the H1N1

After years of monkeying around, the carving of George W wasn't quite ready for Mount Rushmore.

Alas, poor Yorik. We will now have a minute's silence.

I've got fava beans, now you run and get that nice Chianti.

Alas, Poor Pumkin..I Knew You Once...before you were Jacked

And, they think they're evolved?

Grandma, what big teeth you have!

Just like they say Wolf...quit while you're A.....Head

Bergen & Gergen enjoy treats at Cnn annual Holloween party

Hey, remember the second Indiana Jones movie?

Bill O and Sarah Palin reveal their true characters on Halloween.

Hey, remember the second Indiana Jones movie?

From Houston, Tx.

I thought you ordered brains for dinner. Where are the brains?!

-Is it dangerous?
-Shush woman and let me do my job!

If we rub it, will a Halloween genie pot out?

The Heene's have been caught orange handed!

It's supposed to be Howie Mandel!

"We did the same thing last year, Just act surprised the crowds get a kick out it."

Jeannette Kucan
Pinehurst,NC

What? Do they think we are stupid? We eat bananas, not pumpkins!!!

Paranormal Activity 2: Revenge of the Squirrel Monkeys

I told Sarah it wouldn't ....Fly

"It's not as impressive as the cave paintings we saw in France last year."

"And this was done by the same species that invented the iPhone?"

How many Pounds will this fetch on eBay mate?

Who invented the pumpkin?
Al Gore!

Quick call CNN...there is a kid in here

"They did warn us about British dentistry."

So this is how BIG they grow if we dont eat them(Oranges)!

"I wonder what stage in evolution this is..."

Just like Papa! They ate his brain!

Bloody humans, they've scraped out the food and left us the shell; they wouldn't do that to a squirrel.

Let us pray.

Yeah, but can it run Windows 7?

I like it, but is it art?

"Dude, I wouldn't touch what's in there if I were you!"

" dude, where's the candy?"

They say it's a pumpkin, but I don't know how you are going to remove that orange blood from your hands and arms.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

According to the pay czar, this is our bonus for the year.

Rodney
Los Angeles, CA

"See George, I told you the lobotomy would be successful!!"

Hey maybe that "science detective" dude can help us identify this spieces!

Two monkeys named Peter discover they don't have the stomach to be pumpkin eaters.

so, this is what happens when animal testing goes wrong.

Hollow head, blank stare, and fake smile – must be a politician.

They get an opposable thumb, and this is what humans do with it, waste perfectly good food, when so many of their kind are starving to death?!

I can't hear, you can't speak and he can't see. We definitley need a change in healthcare reform!

....and this is the guy who said Obama was dithering.

Kate...I am looking for my spiritual side....want to play Smashing Pumpkins...Not tonight Jon I have headache

They get an opposable thumb, and this is the best they can do with it?! I could carve better than this with my tail!

I don't know what it is, but it gives off a cool echo.
Helloooooooooooooooo................Hellooooooooooooooooooooo

WOW! is this the new face of the health care public option???
Well, at least it cant get any scarier than this.

But where's the cream filling?

"Looks like evil to me."

wait i dont think its politically correct to be praying at the pumpkin

Poor Jack, I knew him when he was just a small gourd.

Monkey# 1:"Let's flip a coin. Heads we call it Heenie. Tails we call it Wolf."
Monkey #2: "Who the hell is Heenie?"

Did he just say, "So easy a caveman can do it?"

THIS is what they sent us from the White House garden harvest?? We could have done much more with the sweet potatoes and marshmallows!

Do you think this is our Mother? Our eyes are similar

Riverview, MI

Man i hope i never evolve those humans are from the dark side of the moon.

Richard & Myumi Heene, trying to get this pumpkin off the ground!

We asked for a hottub.

Hey, looks like Peter gets better every year.

What's your answer when asked why we did this?
Um......that we did it for the show!

What, no bugs?

PETA becomes enraged at the new direction that animal testing is taking.

Just my luck, I finally meet someone and he's all looks and no brain's

See Harvey, it's exactly for reasons like this that the human race will never amount to anything.

One of the better looking humans I've seen.

You don't have the gut's to mess with us Jack.

It's the Great Pumpkin!!! I told you he was real!!!!