"If we lose to Rio, let's promise to meet up the 2016 Games. Whaddya, say?"

"If Barack's teleprompter breaks down, we'll need you to jump in with an inspirational quotation. Got it?"

Oprah reacts as Michelle Obama suggests Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue" as the next Book Club selection.

We could call it "Oprah Olympics 2016"

Overheard at Ladies Night Out: Do you think we'd get into too much trouble if we got the Secret Service guy to place this man's pinky finger in a glass of warm water?

It's girls night out!

With you and me buttering up this committee, they are bound to award Chitown the games!

What will the tabloids say about us now?

"Hey Oprah, I dare you to put lipstick on the guy sitting next to you"

Jose Gonzalez
San Juan, PR

"Cory Booker called. If Chicago loses this bid, he wants you to endorse Newark, New Jersey next time round."

You may be the richest woman but I'm the most powerful.

I hope you're in the top 10 Cnn Heros, i'll be watching AC tonight at 11pm et

"Opera, did you look under your seat yet?"

"Hey Oprah, who's the hot date?"

Hey did that guy next to you just cut the cheese?

"Hey Oprah, why dont you just buy the Olimpics?"

Jose Gonzalez
San Juan, PR

"If Chicago wins, you and I are going to make some ILLINOISE!!"

You're still my favorite over Tyra, hands down!

Barack said that if Chicago wins the bid for hosting the Olympics, then we should win a gold medal in the olympic debut of the talk show hosting competition.

"Blagojevich called. He offered to start selling the rights to carry the Olympic torch."

Did you hear they were thinking about making chess an Olympic sport?

Michelle Obama to Oprah: "I think we could use the guy sitting next to you in our pitch to include free coffee in the health care bill."

"We shouldn't be talking like this....the tabloids say we hate each other, Oprah!"
Minnetonka MN

Did you hear they were considering making texting an Olympic sport? As much time as my husband spends on his Blackberry, he'd get the gold medal!

Hey you're Oprah and i'm the 1st Lady, but in this blog we still have to await moderation!

Michelle: I get all fuzzy when I see Dr. Oz
Oprah: We all do, honey, we all do...

"Hey Oprah, ask Mayor Daley to count the dead people's vote..we'll win the Olympics for sure then."

Minnetonka MN

Afterwards, lets go shopping.

Michelle Obama to Oprah: "Barack promised us puppies if we can deliver the Olympics for Chicago."

Hey Girlfriend, let's find us a couple of those tall blond Danes to take home as interns.

The people have no idea girlfriend, no idea at all.

We can both make some serious coin if they flip us the Games.

Who says corruption does not pay!

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

"A week ago Barack thought Danish was something you served on a saucer with a cup of coffee."

Michelle Obama to Oprah: "If we pass universal health care, I think we should include coverage for the guy sitting next to you. Looks like he can use it."

Hey, O, that sleeping guy to you is making some serioud musical notes.

"We'll win the bid once they hear you're paying for it Oprah girl!"

It seems as though Michelle Obama has replaced Gayle King in the position of Oprah's BFF.

Michelle Obama to Oprah: "Looks like universal health care in Denmark doesn't cover narcolepsy."

Michelle Obama is not only Barack's first lady, but Oprah's as well.

It's Okay Oprah, the tab is on the American people, don't worry about it.

So Oprah, are you ever going to run in an election?

2016 baby! Hillary better watch out!!

First lady Michelle Obama and talk show show, Oprah Winfrey plan a 'girls night out'. Look out Copenhagen! The girls just want to have fun.

Tony Emeryville, CA

I really would like to thank you for supporting my husband....oh yeah we'll repay you for that million dollar loan.

If you were to compete in a sport, what would it be?

I love the Republican jokes too! Here's another one. A Republican walks into a bar...

Michelle says to Oprah: Oprah girl, I'm so glad to be sitting right now, my feet is killing me!

'Were the CCC,Chicago Chic Chicks,attending the IOC."

I almost wore that exact outfit.

What about Tom Delay thinking he can dance?....

And once we win the bid, we can officially crown you – mighty Oprah 'Queen of the Universe' at the opening ceremonies!

Psst...you watching Cnn Hero's tonight?....don't tell Barack, but i have a huge crush on Anderson Cooper!

Oprah...the man next to you is sound asleep. Let's tickle him!

Can you believe Rio actually thinks they can beat out our city of Chicago?

Did you see that lady's dress? ha, ha, ha, We'll have to take her shopping with us next time.

Let's play a joke on Barrack and tell him I bought a $10,000 dress today.

I think the guy next to you is checkin' you out!

"No kidding, Oprah, cuddle up. My arms are freezing."

Wolf Blitzer is sitting in front of us.....i hear he's a wild & crazy guy when he leaves the situation room!

I can't believe we're missing the real housewives of Atlanta for this.

What do you say we show some of these old men what it means to take the gloves off?

"Let's enter the synchronized swimming."

So tell me again how can you rule the world

Chicago: Steroid-free in 2016!

"Hey Oprah, I dare you to wake him up and tell him they just called his name and he has to go pick up his prize up front."

Jose Gonzalez
San Juan, PR

Don't look now, but the man beside you is asleep!

Oh, oh.

Can you believe it? Barack is still doing a 100 push-ups and as much tummy crunches every morning...as if he doesn`t have enough troubles!

Oprah, you complete me …

Oprah, what do you think all these Suits would say if we got up there and "busted a move"?

If we have to bribe the Olympic committee like other cities have, we can find a way to blame it on Blagojevich!

"See that guy up ther Oprah? He must be the most out of shape Olympic Spokesman I've ever seen!"

The Olympics in Chicago will be a nightmare...Ever since I gave those cars away, it's been impossible to find a parking spot!

Is Oprah there to propose the candidate event of Competitive Sitting?

You still following Kutcher on Twitter?.....i get a tweet from Wolf Blitzer everyday!

Oprah did you know my hubby will be trying out for the basketball Olympic team

lol hey oprah again why are we here ?lololololo i don't remember! i think they are giving everyone in the crowd a new car.

"...so I told him that I couldn't drive him to the airport tonight because Anderson Cooper is on..."

I smell SIT-COM!

"Oprah, I haven't seen this many Caucasian men since I watched the Republican Convention last year!"

Mark
Sacramento, CA

"Should we try to woo them with a song and dance from 'Chicago'?"

Besides Mayor Daley obsessing excessively over the olympics, falling asleep in public events and checking out celebrity talk hosts, it's no wonder Chicago is in such a jam.

Oprah,
Where is my favorite blue-eyed, silver-haired and pale-skinned globe-trotting news anchor? Isn't he in Copenhagen?

To boost our chances I've secretly planted copies of "O" in all the restrooms of this place!

What do you think? Will we win this? Or will be Rio2016?

I'll take this over burgers with Biden any day.

Hope nobody`s going to shout " You lie " here.

Michelle Obama : You know every now and then Barack invites an athlete over to house and play them, just to prove to me that "he still got skills." Thank God that this Olympic bid is for the one in 2016 because he would have invited everyone.

I think your idea to woo the IOC with invitations to your "Favorite Things" taping hasl sealed the deal.

Hey Oprah, we sure fooled them, didn't we?

Oprah, do you think we could knock a couple of presenters out literally, to better our chances of winning the Olympics for Chicago?

Michelle tells Oprah that candles and cupcakes are ok but she should definately put a few of the those fit athletes in spandex on her "My Favourites Things' list this year!

“Hey Oprah, why dont you just buy the Olimpics and get this over with?”

Jose Gonzalez
San Juan, PR

You look different today. Did you do something to your hair?

I’d do anything for them.

I hear that Tyra Banks wanted Hillary to win.

Okay, it’s time for me to get on my soapbox for a few minutes.
Two heads are better than one...

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

You really haven’t got a hang of telling jokes, have you?

How'd you like to be this guy?

Hey Oprah, can you give me my own show?

Secretly, Oprah, I'm hoping that Rio wins this thing. Supposedly, there are some really cool places down there where Barack can take me on a date night.

Seriously! Do you watch Dr. Phil?

Heh heh heh, and then he said, "Michelle is one tough lady, she believes in baring arms."

Barack said that you are rich enough to underwrite the Olympics. That should give us a leg up on the competition.

Check out the guy sitting to your left: he's totally recovering from last night's booze cruise.

Michelle Obama to Oprah: "The guy asleep next to you can make our pitch for including subsidized coffee in the health care bill."

Michelle to Oprah: Let's offer your swimming pool and tennis courts as Olympic venues.

Watch this ... I left my phone on and told Barack to call me !

IF BIDEN OPENS HIS MOUTH THESE GAMES WILL END UP IN SINGAPORE!!!!!!!!!

Michelle Obama to Oprah: "Barack thinks running for President should be an Olympic sport."

Is that a rabbit under your lapel ?

So then I said to Barack, why don't I go over to Copenhagen a couple of days before, so that's where he thinks I am.

JUST WAIT TILL THEY ANNOUNCE THAT YOURE GIVING EVERYONE
HERE A FREE BOWFLEX OPRAH!!!!!

michelle to oprah: "i wonder who wrote this guy's speech"

Hey Oprah, I've got some shaving cream in my purse. What say you put some on Mayor Daley's hand and tickle his nose?

If the IOC is as impressed with Rio's presentation as the gentleman next to you, this shouldn't be too hard.

The gentleman next to you is hoping the IOC makes sleeping an olympic sport by 2016.

"If we get this gig, we might make the Top Ten CNN Heroes of 2010!"

"So, is Sarah Paln's book going to make your book club?"

It just so happens that The Olympics are one of Oprah's favorite things for 2016.

-Wyatt Knight

Don't look now, Oprah, but I think there's a Volvo under every seat.

First lady says to Oprah; '"Girl, how much do you think they'll say this ensemble is worth in headlines tomorrow? "

Michelle: Uma? Oprah? Oprah? Uma?

"Where are the Town Hall Crazies?"

-Wyatt Knight

Girl, we have a better chance of getting the Olympics than winning a Beat 360 T-Shirt.

Chicago has got this with the dynamic duo in action!

"Can you believe Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom got married?"

-Wyatt Knight

I brought the American Express, lets party girl.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Oprah, I hope that Barack doesn't have problems dozing-off at important events, like Mayor Daley next to you, when he's 67.

Mrs Obama: "If we get the Olympics, I get to be your favorite thing on your.... My Favorite Things episode"

Hey Oprah, Do you have any shaving cream? We could put in His hand and a feather to tickle him?

Since we stand for the double O I think we may have more clout than
Barack

Riverview, Mi

Michelle Obama says to Oprah
"Hey O, I bet the guy sitting next to you is for healthcare reform. Looks like he needs to see a gastroenterologist... our treat."

So I sez I AIN'T goin less I got my own jet !

Can you believe how much money Chicago is going to make on this deal....the best part is it will not cost them a dime, all of this is going to be paid for with bailout money!

So, when will one of the books that my husband wrote will arrive on the list for your book club?

First lady Michelle Obama and talk show host, Oprah Winfrey plan a ‘girls night out’. Look out Copenhagen! The girls just want to have fun.

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Your right O. I think his is asleep.

Your'e right O. I think that guy beside you is alseep.

Yeah Oprah. If Barak can't pull this off you can bribe the commity by giving them all a new car.

Oprah reacts to the First Lady's claim that the two of them could beat the Williams sisters in the doubles competition at the Olympics in Chicago.

Oprah, pull my finger.

If we win promise not to weep on my shoulder like you did at the acceptance speech!!

"So, here's my idea–'The Oprah and Michelle Show.' What do you think?"

What's up O. Can a 1st Lady borrow a couple bucks?

Yes O. Barak is long winded. He just put that guy next you alseep.

Michelle Obama to Oprah: "Barack thinks he can sell universal health care to the American people before we can sell Chicago to the Olympic Committee."

hey- don't look but the dude next to you is fast alseep.

"Oprah , how about making me president in 2012?"

Wish Hillary is here to complete the tri- chic Chicago chicks clucking for 2016 clunkers, Poor Daley doesn't know better.

At least the Republicans can't vote on this one- Barack might have a chance to win one here!

Hey Oprah I came over here a day early to shop so lets go spend some money.

You know Oprah, if Rio gets it, its not so bad, on a clear day I am pretty sure I can see Brazil from my house!

Ophra and Michelle are the only two who are still awake, and the life and the only form of life at this party.

Oprah, you could finance the olympic games all by yourself, couldn`t you?

Michele stares at Oprah with gratitude as Oprah agrees to make Michelle president of her book club; Oprah likes to make people president.

What do you think...HARPOLYMPICS 2012? Barack OLYMPICS 2012?

LongIsland

So Barack tells me you are contemplating a run for 2016?

So you are still cool with picking up the tab for whatever is over budget right?

Oprah, what do you think of HARPOLYMPICS 2016? Or, Barack OLYMPICS 2016?

LONGISLAND

"Hey Oprah how about we do a 'bail out' plan for Steadman?"

San Diego, CA.

Do you think you could get me my own talk show?

Girl, together we could rule the world!

This first lady stuff is FUN!!

When are you inviting my husband on your show??!!

Wonder whose going to be the Biggest Loser?

Hey Oprah, do you think we can slip into the Ladies room unnoticed?

OK Oprah. This is it. Right? Barack stumps for your Olympics in Chicago and we're even. Right?

Thank Goodness Barack isnt from Crawford Texas, We would look silly in a cowboy hat.

Oprah,Michelle,Girlfriends-OMG!!!

Oprah! you wouldnt believe the great deal i got on this dress, and it came with 3 Gold medals.

I knew most of these people would not want to come to another boring commitee session so I had a rumor started that this was one of your " Favorite Things Show" Gotch ya Oprah !!!!