Korean soldiers take on gut wrenching work

South Korean soldiers practice spelling out messages with their legs as a back-up form of communication.

Did Bill Clinton practice this sea infiltration move for Kim Jung Il for the release of Laura Ling and Euna Lee??

South Korean soldiers follow Kanye's New Workout Plan singing "1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and tuck your tummy tight..."

There are only two kinds of people in the world: those who entertain and those who observe.

Often it is so good to be the person who observes! lol ...

South Korean soldiers feel the burn as they train on the beach

What no Frankie or Annette?

Instead of this, can't we have Bill Clinton go back to North Korea and talk to them again?

Beach Blanket Bingo anyone?

South Korean soldiers adopt Pilates as part of their training regimen

Anderson Cooper vacationing with friends in the sun, in spite of Sanjay Guptas' warning!

I wish Bill would visit us!!

Ladies and Gentlemen "The New Beach Boys".

I wish they all could be California girls. (with appropriate Beach Boys Music please)

Pilates releases a new workout video in South Korea

Wanting to be different the soldiers try out a new salute

I have some good news and some bad news.
Which do you want first? `

The bad news is we don't know if we have Anderson Cooper today; ad the good news is that to compensate for the picture of the Beat has of some dozen nice guys!

Obamas' chosen ones getting a workout at czar camp!

Now point your toes towards the missle

Only an expert could tell them apart. Who qualifies?

"Welcome to the Gun show! G.I Jane and Bill Clinton have nothing on what it is I can do with these Guns I am painfully sculpting"

hot sand.
Hot Sand!
HOT SAND!!

NC

While waiting for the tide to come in, the South Korean men's synchronized swimming team prepares for the 2012 Olympics.

There was no mention of sand in the shorts, when I signed up for pilotis class

Soldiers,
If I were you, I’d try again.

Training for S. Korean special warfare command soldiers include swimming practice both in and out of the water.

Those new polyurethane swimsuits would definately make the backstroke easier ...oh ya...and some water too.

I feel pretty, oh so pretty.....

Guys,
As explained in the AC360, you must be careful with the sun and use sunscreen.

"Give me a "K"! Give me an "I"! Give me an "M"!

i thought the first rule of the beach was to never wear really really tight swimwear. I find it distracting....

South Korea's debuts its version of Muscle Beach!

Why can't we use our hands to block the sun!

Unlike Anderson Cooper, these men aren't afraid to do the thigh dance and leg shimmy.

Actors reenact the battle of, "screaming heads off"

I take it Richard Simmons is conducting this particular drill?

Donna Wood
Lexington, Tennessee

IT BURNS!

Happy Birthday to me....

Beach in North Korea???
Business travels can even be fun on occasion.

This is a hard one. I need Kathy Griffin's help on this one.

"I'm thinking maybe extreme pilates isn't such a good idea after all."

Training in preparation of a sea infiltration, South Korean soldiers were given the arduous, hours-long drill of pretending to be kicked in the balls by their Northern counterparts.

The Judiciary Committee pratice their pinata kicks for Sotomayors' confirmation

I should mention that it is indeed possible be become fluent in Korean in a matter of a few years, but that all depends on many variables.

South Korea's secret weapon exposed: Human Gas Warefare!

They win! Who wants to fight a half naked guy lying on his back kicking & screaming? Great strategy..lol

"I don't know but I've been told, hairy men ain't got no soul!"

Well, I be durn . This does work better than acupuncture for my back pain.

Count with me, 1,2,3 just 10 more

The soccer bicycle kick will be utilized to defend the homeland!

Quick close your mouth**There is a bird**No its Clintons personal jet and he is giving us the Peace Sign as he is flushing.

"Who wears short shorts? If you dare wear short shorts...apparently... it's SAND for short shorts"!!!!

The open call auditions in South Korea for Shakira's new music video.

The new cast for Baywatch... But hmmm where's the silicone?

The South Korean Olympic synchronized swim team are doing some land drills before practicing in the water.

All right beach boys in tight shorts, you really scared the hell out of Kim. Let's wrap it up now, heat the water and have a pleasant day...

Now that's what I'm talking about!!!

Ouch...those sand wedgies are the worst!

Health is a jewel!

After hearing what happened in Cancun, S. Korean soldiers train to protect the sand in their beaches!

Yes men; this is the best training method for complete surrender. Y'all are doing well.

Is this Korean Military training or Baywatch?

No pain, no gain!

North Korea looks to be a shoo-in to beat the South Koreans in the first official Ministry of Silly Walks games! A member of the winning team has to accompany Kim Jong II to the G.I. Joe movie.

Korea trains the next 50 years of foreign-born, body-builders to become California Governorators!

" Soldiers when our enemies attack lie down and kick them in their gun'".

Guys,
Practice makes perfect. Let's go again!

hmm training for a suicide mission ? seems dumb to me

God comes to see without a bell.

"Come on guys! If we all kick fast enough, maybe we can cool this burning hot sand!"

That's the largest group of identical twin's I've ever seen?

Three hour abs

Time to get in shape...the auditions for the Rockettes are next week

Who said the beach was the EASY life????

Dance group caught rehearsing for next Michael Jackson video parody – Lift it

"Why are we doing this? We know they have bombs, right?"

Ericka Hill trains the 360 staff

Oh, only Bill Clinton can save us now!

OH NO! Not another Richard Simons workout! Deal A Meal was bad enough!

The South Korean Army unveils it's newest version of "Thriller"........

Tryouts today for South Korea's version of Batwatch! Where's David Hasselhoff?

P90X has made its way to South Korea.

You too can look like this if you follow the new South Korean Diet.

The early bird catches the worm.

Protecting the beach by getting a leg up on threats

South Korea show one way the could release their Hazardous Gases in a treat situation !!

Ericka Hill trains the 360 staff for their next on camera thigh dance and hip shimmy.

May seem primative but South Korean soldiers know that there hazardous gases when expelled this way will be quite a threat !

Instead of preparing for war, can't we all just get along?

South Korea show one way they could release Harardous Gases in a threat situation !

South Korea soldiers practice the "Hokey Pokey" to ward off possible invasion.

The South Koreans are no one to let others kick sand in their face.

Hard-working Asian students getting another leg up on us.

Beached South Koreans waiting for high tide.

When these South Korean soldiers release their Hazardous gases they keep neighboring country threats away !!

(forgive the caps, AC)

"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!"

South Korea combats North Korea's rocket maneuvers with Rockette maneuvers.

What one will go through to become a CNN page in South Korea

It's sad, really, what men will go through to impress a woman.

Atlanta, GA

Forget Calgon, North Koreans know the ancient secret is firm glutes and a sunkissed glow. The true WMD.

Korean soldiers putting their best feet forward.

The Rockettes training camp.

Keep your toes pointed!

what are we missing?

This exercise works much better with the 'Don't ask, don't tell' policy in place !!

And the Rockettes make it look so easy!

You put your right foot in; then your right leg up; then you do the hokey pokey....

South Korean soldiers wishing that Arnold Schwarzenegger would come to their rescue!

Sir, no Sir! We are not sissy babies, Sir!

Korean soldiers spelling out victory chant: "Give me a V!"

Guiness World Record set for the largest simulataneous FART.

Tht Judiciary Committee practice their pinata kicks to celebrate Sotomayors confirmation

S. Korean soldiers train to be lean, mean, fighting machines

Korean 98 pound weaklings prepare for return of Bill "The Bully" Clinton.

South Korea ensures “non-cramp army” with rigorous stretching before swimming.

See, it is bad to sun bathing, look at them, they're screaming and kicking and... hey, nice abs!

That time of year again!...recruitment for anchors at Cnn

The Bruce Lee version of Billy Blanks Tae Bo

*correction*

South Korean soldiers seen trying to get a leg up on the competition.

Forget Calgon, South Koreans know the ancient secret is firm glutes and a sunkissed glow. The true WMD.

Now, repeat after me, "CRAMP!"

The South Korean Olympic Synchronized Swimming team once again miscalculates the timing of Low Tide.

Kick North Korea's butt! Kick North Korea's butt! Kick North Korea's.....

You don't infiltrate into the sea, you wade. Silly Korean military.

fire island and kick!

uhhhh........um....:::DROOL:::............some times I just wish I was beach sand!

The sand is chaffing!

"HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!"

-harry. san francisco, california.

"And 1, and 2 and 3 and 4!"

"Left Leg, Right Leg, Left Leg, Right Leg!"

Youngstown, Ohio

Thank you, Sir, may I have another sunburn?

Fire island and kick... West Palm Beach, FL

"They told me this was club med, not club 'oh-my-god-my-abdomen-is-going-to-fall-off!'"

Synchronized sand dancing??

the "new Rockettes"

During the day, the Korean Burrowing Sand Flea seeks the shelter of a small dark hole to protect itself from the sun.

All together now– Lift, smile, reverse–Lift, smile, reverse

Cindy
Riveview, Mi

Forget Gene Simmons, Jenny Craig or Lucille Robert...Kim Jung Il is the new name in fitness

At least we have beautiful legs than Kim Jong-il

TMZ got tired of Paris Hilton for once, so they asked Korea for crotch-shots.

The influence of Jane Fonda is still seen in the training of North Korea's special forces. Lift those legs higher.

Male Lamaze, often spurned as a futile endeavor, proves quite popular among South Korean men looking to connect with their feminine side.

RADICAL ROCKETTES!!!!

Get them in the air "girls", nothing will stop North Korea like Ester Williams' style schronized swimming ...

How do women do this everyday?, maybe they should be in the military!

South Korea troops new war training technique: Pilates.

Fellas....Mr Clinton said he was going to North Korea to show them his "RESPECT", not 'ripped pecs'...

"100, 101, 102, 103, 1.4 I am strong like Bull"

Sob! I was tricked! I thought this was a Thriller dance ensemble!

Soldiers training to fight Godzilla.

even the south koreans know what the US economy feels like!

President Obama uses South Korean soldiers to prepare promotional video for healthier lifestyle as a part of health care reform bill – Former Pres. Bill Clinton negotiates royalties for South Korea.

don't ask, don't tell

NYC

With ABS like this, I don't need an AC T shirts to hide anything.

It looks like a day at Barry's Boot Camp in West Hollywood to me.

..a rice queens dream vacation?

South Koreans Army Practice the Can Can for North Korean Satellite passing.... North Korea pull out of World Dance Championship as a result!

A sea infiltration drill? Was this what Sarah Palin had in mind when she uttered: ‘drill baby drill’?!

Cecilia
Houston, TX

RosAnne N, San Jose, CA

Those synchronized swimmers from the Olympics got nothing on us! HA!

Don't Ask Don't Tell is also a South Korean policy... Apparently no one told there soldiers.

At falcon training academy, they teach the birds to return to more than just your arm.

I'll have a leg and a wing.........

Authentic Korean Barbeque.

That’s what happens when the gang goes out for lunch and doesn’t wait the full hour afterward before swimming.

Now playing at Radio City the All Male version of the ROCKETTE'S SUMMER SPECTACULAR

South Korean soldiers train in the latest techniques of biological warfare....the foot missile.

2nd Place Water Ballet School Applicants express their disappointment at not making the cut this semester.

"We wear short shorts"

There are two things South Korea will not tolerate: A North Korean Nuclear program... and flabby mid sections

They all want to be americas next top rockette

It makes me feel dizzy looking down a hundred feet above sea level.

Fairplay, MD

Ahh Washboards...
Soak , Rinse, repeat.

Now playing at Radio City the All Male version of the ROCKETTE’S SUMMER SPECTACULAR – MICHAEL M HOUSTON TX

South Korea demonstrates the new Summer Olympic sport, syncronized sand swimming..........

US Senate gets a first hand look at proposed health reform policy.

Kim Jong Il is forcing North Korean soldiers to hold this position until Bill Clinton returns.

Who wears short shorts..
We wear short shorts...
They're such short shorts..
We like short shorts..

Hearing that Kim Jung il has equipped his army with thigh masters, the South Korean army gets prepared.

Anderson's entourage prepares for his arrival for the Korean Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue's behind the scenes special report.

S. Koreans are the latest special forces units to fail in trying to solve the sand in your briefs chaffing issue!

Wish they all could be South Korean guys!

There is strong, and then there is Army Strong!

South Korean salute to Bill Clinton

is this really going to stop the communists from up north?

The Radio City Music Hall, South Korean Rockets practice for Holiday Extravaganza!

Just like the current administration's policy towards the misbehaving Wall-Street businesses to now be a part of a more legitimate economy. hut 2 3 4, repeat after me 1 2 3 4! lets go again!

" 5, 6, 7, 8...One singular sensation
Every little step he takes.
One thrilling combination
Every move that he makes."

Oh gosh, Put away that weapon of mass destruction.

Lord Kim Jung Il inflicts cruciatus curse on the South Korean Army.

Mr. Clinton thank you for kicking in our rear and making a deal with the north

Not to be out done by Philippine prisoners, South Korean Commandos perform Michael Jackson's "Beat it" while laying flat on their backs.

Hakuna matata! No pain all day!

We have to prepare for Jane Fonda's visit as guest workout trainer! Those legs and abs aren't going to get fit by themselves.

Just 100 more and we'll have those Buns of Steel!

James M – Houston TX – The South Korean alternative to Steriods.

Paula Abdul's house boys training for the grueling employment search that lies ahead now that the boss has quit her job.

South Korean Solider Swearing that they will NEVER eat another Big Mac Again!!

the new hot spot...North Korea Beach...let's book it!

100 more or you're all going in to cash for clunkers!

Unfortunately when the commanders received their training orders 'way of' had been deleted and 'life guard training' was all that remained.

Now, if only they could find a way to harness this new form of wind energy, North Korea may follow suit and give up the nuke program.

Who wears short shorts?

South Korea's regimen works out to a morale-boosting chant : "1, 2, 3, 4, Time to kick them out the door! , 5, 6, 7, 8, Man, I hope my tan is great!"

Watch out Bruno, there's a new man in town

Are all the swimmers underage or did they just overdo the waxing?

I LOVE SUMMER VACATION IN SOUTH KOREA!!!

my legs are my best attribute

Knowing that 300 is Kim Jong Il's favorite movie, these soldiers hope to beat him to the punch. THIS IS SOUTH KOREA!!!

In related news, the first annual Korean week in Provincetown, Massachusetts is expected to be a fantastic success!

New grueling tryouts for off-Broadway kickline tests the mettle of the military in South Korea.

"Sandyyyy..can't you see, I 'm in misery!!!"

(Song from Grease)

"I said blue toenail polish, NOT RED!!!"

You all asked to be in the show, so stop your whining and keep going. No Pain, No Gain.

Joel S. Slotnick,
Hollywood, FL

One singular sensation every little step he takes...

In a response to unfavorable attitudes toward unsightly wind turbines, South Korea unveils a new source of green energy.

Only 30 more days of this til we start shooting Larry King's new music video. Our bodies have to be sharp!!

Getting ready to join the New York RadioCity Rockettes?

I get no kicks from campaigns.

Ah-yah! Take that, Kimmy!

Sweet! Washboards! I'll bring over my laundry.

South Korean sand art.

One of you will be the winner of South Korea Next Top Model/Soldier/North Korea Refugee... For the rest of you, forget the part about being a model and focus on the other two.

"I said blue toenail polish, NOT RED!!!"

Oren Skurnik
San Antonio, Texas

After an exhaustive workout, the soldiers move on to target practice where ttheir speedos are transformed and used as slingshots.

*Said by a South Korean American – Ohhhh!! Sorry Lieutenant....with the US economy so bad...I came back to South Korea looking for work, as you know, as a translator...and I guess I'm a little rusty with the language....I thought you said Synchronized Infiltration drill!!!

A motivational song is always sang when getting in shape for the ladies. "She bangs, She bangs. Oh baby when she moves, she moves"

Prepare to launch sophisticated antiballistic missle barrage from undercover silos!

How are we going to fight North Korea with sand in our pants.

Like sands through the hour glass, these are the days of our lives!

Michael Todd Shields
Clarendon, TX

The sand burns so good!

And you just KICK the misstle back...good, good, keep your toes pointed...

This is so dumb that an abdominal work out

One-Kim Il Sung! Two-Kim Jong Il! Three Kim Jong-nam Four-Kim Jong-chul! Five-Kim Jong-un. Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about.

nobody will know if i secretly dig the sand under my ass...

Wait! Wait! I forgot my spf 50!

Oboma takes a cue form South Korea...The new government run health care... Minimal coverage for all.

K is for Kick, and Kill, and Kim and Korea and ......

-South Korean Soldier
"Man! This is more painful than trying to watch Anderson Cooper dance!"

Dont do that workout...Just call Bill Clinton

The republic has begun clone training, jedi's appear in super secret speedo uniform for first time in millenia...

North Korean soldiers train for a stealthy invasion through Muscle Beach, CA.

Austin Sendek
Yreka, CA

Unlike in other areas of the world, the Dementors in South Korea drag you by the foot before sucking out your Seoul.

There is strong, and then there is Army Strong!

look what richard simmons taught us

Move over Bruno, there's a new man in town

Hmmm...I think I'll have a leg and a thigh.

Scissor kicks in the sand can cause some seriously painful chafing.

Because sychronized swimming in the water is just for the ladies.

Adam Livingston
Fort Worth, Tx

If they fail at defending their country, they can always try out for the Synchronized Swimming events at the Olympics.

My "Boys" are getting raw! But we will be ready for those guys...bring 'em on!

"It will be a lot easier in the pool."

What a beautiful beach.. But if that's what you have to do to be on it, I'll tell my travel agent to forget it.

Strict body image requirements now being enforced on beaches in both Provincetown and Fire Island. But, has the Gay-sian community taken it too far?

"I should have worn board shorts. This sand is chaffing my thighs."

"you put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about..."

South Korea's version of synchronized swimming.

The auditions for the revamped season of Baywatch are more strenuous than ever before...at least give them red suits!

I will crush the North Koreans with these legs.

Tom Tompkins
Chicago, IL

South Korean Soldier-
"Man! This is more painful than trying to watch Anderson Cooper dance!"

You know, if we weren't scared of the water, this routine would be great!

The Korean Gaming Society prepares for their first full body contact Rock Paper Scissors group competition

South Korean special warfare command soldiers being trained in the delicate art of kicking hot sand into their enemies faces.

Star Wars: The Beach Clone Wars.

Is that what they mean by Bangers and Mash ?

You'll never make it in Vegas with those scrawny legs and that pale skin. KICK LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

President Obama's Presidential Fitness Test

They're all yelling at Erica Hill for saying Bill Clinton made the trip to N Korea merely for a photo op.

Due to Government spending cuts, South Korea Navy introduces a new cost-efficient training program... Closely watched by secretary Gates...

Wahhh! But we Neeed the missiles!

South Korean soldiers laugh in the face of the America's 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'.

West Hollywood enacts new law forbidding obesity within City Limits. All citizens are now required to take military-style fitness classes twice a day.

Lord, it's hard to be Hanugl
When you're threatened every day.

watch out Schwarzenegger!

Giddy up Giddy up .. Pyongyang here we come!!!

Summer training camp for Radio City Music Hall 'Hunkettes.'

Richard Simons has NOTHING on these guys. My thighs are burning!

Don't ask, don't tell.

P90X Got these Korean's fit.
It can work for you too.

Girls eat your hearts out!

The South Korean Club Mad Vacation

Leet Leet

Really the mens South Korean synchronized swim team covertly posing as soldiers to intimidate their North Korean rivals.

After three years of confinement in a submarine, South Korean soldiers were finally able to fart.

One leg up if North Korea infiltrates by land, two if by sea.

Auditions for the new version of Korean Bay Watch... Sarting Pamela and the winner of this event!

South Korea–your beach vacation destination!

Spandex: the new uniform for South Korean soldiers.

Auditions for the new version of Korean Bay Watch… Starting Pamela Anderson and the winner of this event!

We must, we must, we must increase our... hey, wait a minute!

Never underestimate the discomfort of getting sand in unwanted places.

Korean gang working out to "Just Another Day in Paradise."

Practice for the Summer Olympics' newest sport...men's synchronized tanning.

South Korean soldiers hard at work on the beach.

South Korean soldiers prove that despite the ceasefire, the Korean conflict is still hot hot hot!

Don't ask, don't tell.

(submitted twice because I forgot to give you my city and state.)

P90X takes over North Korea's labor camps.

Lady Marmalade MTV rehearsal, Lil Kim wasn't invited.

And who says the women are useless?

The boys practice their sycronization in preparation for "South Korea's Got Talent."

"Together now! 'One, two, three, four! We don't want a nuclear war!' "

The South Korean army does their interpretation of the North Korean army on vacation at the beach.

I hope no bad people show up.

The newest Olympic event: synchronized sand areobics.

Must be Shark Week on dicovery.

With military training like this, who needs a vacation?

Lord, it’s hard to be Hangul
When you’re threatened every day.

Fairplay, MD (suffering serious sleep deprivation)

Aerobics on the beach as part of training? no wonder Kim jong il never sees us as a threat...

The women drill instructors prove which sex is really in charge!

First stop the beach, next Radio City Music Hall! Dream big boys!

The South Korean competition is fierce as wannabe's audition for the Scissor Sisters.

Barbara Boston MA

Bugsby Berkeley's lost-lost musical dance exercise extravaganza, "Korea!"

South Korea, the musical.

and when the north koreans do invade, just play dead like so

I can feel the burn!..mmm lol

Unsuspecting Chippendales employees squint and scream in terror as they are forced to watch, via cloud projection, an all new episode of Paris Hilton's My New BFF.

Bill Clinton helped the democrats to get a "leg up" on the Republicans in yesterdays news!

Paula Abdul's new gig – choreographing the Korean Army's work outs to the tune of Forever Your Girl

I dont know if to ask ? or tell. shhhh well find out at liberty.

Multi-tasking. Exercise, suntanning and exfoliating all at once!

Synchronized swimming in sand.

North Koreans plan to take over the US by training to become governor of California.

Northville, MI

Despite obvious discomfort shown here, South Korean officials refute claims that missiles have been embeddeded the soldiers' feet.

Prospective husbands compete for a rose in this week's episode of The Bachelorette: Korea.

South Korea's synchronized sunbathing team practices for their debut at the next olympic games.

Korean soldiers brutal rehearsal/training session for the upcoming season of "Korea's Got Talent"

A new meaning to marching in place.

Welcome to the Poo Sand Peninsula.

South Korean soldiers prepare for the monthly foot / dental inspection and rub down.

In a new South Korean reality show Chippendale dance hopefuls sweat it out in their first elimination challenge.

and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2 and AHHHH the SAND it BURNNNS

"Taean Beach, Elevaean Beach or as maeany beaches as it takes," is their motto.

South Korean commandos demonstrate how they plan to kick North Koreas butt.
Mary Louise, Little Falls, NJ

I was looking to see if Anderson Cooper and CNN staff where at beach, because this looks more Hawaiian Beach not military camp.

Okay ladies, make sure those high kicks are precise. We've got a Christmas Spectacular coming up before you know it!

south korea tests the ability of spedos new line to keep things in place

And the latest edition to America's got talent...waterless synchronized swimming

South Korea proudly displays their Weapons of Abs Construction

Try me next; the glass slipper is mine!

Shawn Hendricks

Because you never know what to expect from the North.

The South Korean military's salute is considered the most athletic but the least practical on Earth.

When I say hillshire, you say farm. Hillshire! Farm! Go Meat!

Flex....
Flex....
Flex, point, flex......

Unfortunately calling Erica's name out loud still doesn't get you noticed.

"...Beat it, just beat it...no one wants to be defeated..."

The new cast for 300...

Yes, I remember Meg Ryan's big scene from When Harry Met Sally, now will you please pipe down!

Oh great, now Ive got sand in my crack! You just know thats not gonna come out!

As relaxing as a day on the beach. Really?

South Korean soldiers distract their Northern counterparts while Bill slips Laura and Euna back across the border.

This is where Euna Lee and Laura Ling had intended to visit, but the mapquest was off again!

"Now that we have freed those two reporters, its time to kick back, relax, and have a little fun in the sun. Lets show the world what we are really made of!"

South Korean soldiers adopt West Hollywood combat techniques.

Drew Reagan, Visalia, CA

Wish I had a pair of Anderson's 1930's bloomers, this sand gets everywhere..

International Male for North Korea.

Unfortunately calling Erica's name out loud still doesn't get you noticed.

I'll trade you your foot and mouth examinations for my proctological exam any day.

I wish I was this TIGHT. I Need to do this!!!

~~and ya shake it all about~~. ~~ Ya do the hokie-pokie and ya turn yourself around~~ ~~That's what its all about!~~

Release of Richard Simmons' next workout video: "Get sand in your drawers to the oldies".

Now what is the screaming all about?? The South Korean govt. isn't putting crabs behind ur back to make you fully functional is it? And what is the infiltration going to be about?? Ladies in Bikinis??

Weekend at Anderson's place!

I thought I told the sergeant major to get rid of those Jane Fonda workout tapes!

Weekend at Anderson's place!

Raleigh, NC

Punishment for strikers, fire bombs just added another five minutes.

The last man standing gets to meet Erica Hill.

Where's Waldo?

A lawsuit is in the works between Warner Bros. Pictures and South Korea due to striking similarities to a scene from the movie 300.

So powerful, they don't need water to swim.

This is how to safely view a solar eclipse – by mooning everyone!

These drills are ridiculous – can’t we just send President Clinton over there!

Rock, Paper, Scissors...:)

Baywatch: South Korea

Anderson will challenge them in tummy crunch competition at any time!

Let's show the Americans the exercises they would be
doing with the new healthcare plan.

Our safety depends on this thin tanned line of soldiers.

South Korean soldiers' take on the French defense of WWII... Laying down, but this time kicking and screaming.

Congress hits the beach...kicking Health Care Reform to the curb!

If you invade us, we will kick you in the face!

Auditions for the new Richard Simmons video!

So much for fun under the sun.

Young hopefuls try out for the South Korean Synchronized Swimming team following a bitter defeat in the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics

1 – 2 – now HOLD it and squeeze it. That's right I said SQUEEZE IT!

It’s obvious they need training from the Rockettes. Bent knees, different leg heights, facial expressions making it look tough. This is just slop.

Y...M....C...A....It's fun to stay at the Y...M...C...A!

This wedgy HURTS!

Matt
Sioux Falls, SD

OMG, all this for a short run in Seoul of “A Chorus Line?”

Did Paula Abdul choreograph this routine?

South Koreans tourists caught in North Korea labor camp.

Sandip Shinde,
Lakeland, Florida.

"Gay in America" Hosted by Anderson Cooper

I didn't realize South Korea's synchronized swim team had so many members.

I`ll help with that sun lotion any time!

South Korean tourists caught in North Korean labor camp.

Sandip Shinde,
Lakeland, Florida.

Anderson Cooper's Early Birthday Present.

Don't ask. Don't tell. Just work those abs, boys!!!

Hey, Does this swimsuit make me look gay?

Who knew tanning could be so painful?

Sand Fleas! OMG!

Give me an A !!

They should bring this to train Miss Universe contestants in Bahamas.

NICE PICTURE!!!! YEP!!!

Who's the bigger screamer? The solider or Anderson?

This ought to scare away just about anyone.

Ow, there's a crab in my shorts!

South Korean Soldiers :
"Bill Clinton kept his fingers crossed with Kim Jung but we might have to keep our legs crossed "
Fouze Farrhan,Colombo,Srilanka

Dude, are we seriously planning to lie on hot sand and getting a tan and burns while driling against posibble threats from North Korea?

You know what they say, "Small foot, small..."

North Korean soldiers react upon learning that Laura Ling and Euna Lee will not be leading their aerobics class as planned.

South Koreas interpretation of Chicago.

S. Korean soldiers' cheerleading shout out in honor of Bill Clinton's success in the release of the two American journalists from N. Korea.

The Seoul Patrol learn the defensive sand-kicking maneuver using the seouls of their feet.

P'Yongyang!!!!!! We can sucede from CHINA if we just keep on KICKING!!!!!!P'Yongyang!!!!!!

Give me an A , Give me a C !!

Questions- does someone really read all of the comments, and is there a winner everyday ?? And ,are you bias of people in the south ? If someone reads this then you know not to post it.

Are you sure this is how the Rockette's practice?

C'Mon boys, higher! higher! You'll never get into the Radio City Music Hall with leg lifts like that! Higher! Higher!

So many leg cramps—so few masseuses.

This is how you use your body as a sundial when you've lost your watch at the beach.

Carol Sullivan
Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Let's see if the american soldiers can do that.
Eddy Aguilar
Houston, Texas

Don' ask....Don"t Tell

Trainer: "C'mon guys, lift those legs higher and higher. Let's show Anderson and Erica what you can do to win Beat 360°"

South Korean Troops train for future torture senarios of waterboarding in a global warming future.

Instead of voting on a health care overhaul plan this August, the senate will be doing pilates during its month-long recess.

Those ab muscles look great but can they actually swim?

Taliban's new works out video.. I hope the FBI and CIA are watching this..

The sand is doing more infiltrating right now than we ever will!

This is what will happen if the Replubican's loss any member to adultry!! Burn baby burn!!!

Taliban’s new work-out video.. I hope the FBI and CIA are watching this..

In a surprise twist, Jane Fonda reverses her previous stance and inflicts her workout torture on North Korean military personnel.

Michael Phelps and Company, Be aware, we are coming to see you in 2012.

Sandip Shinde,
Lakeland, Florida.

This works best with the removal of the "don't ask don't tell" policy!!!

Somali Pirates Practicing some new skills...

Guys, 4 more reps, and you get to watch AC 360 tonight!

Heeeey! I thought we were gonna learn how to doggie paddle?!

South Koreans in training for the new all male Radio City Rockettes.

I'm gonna knock you out. Hooh! Mama said knock you out. Hooh!

I left a Broadway chorus line for this??

A healthy diet of Chiuauha and Poodle, can get anyone a six-pack!

After a string of Michael Jackson dance tributes in Taiwan following the King of Pop's death, Korean's train to perform Michael's "Scream".

Is this the tryouts for the new cast of Chous Line?

its amazing what you can do with a few sets of twins and several mirrors

SPF-15, the secret sunscreen testing facility in South Korea, exposed.

Didn't the International Women's Day past already? Cause this is a very nice present!

By 'Special Warfare' they clearly mean a parade in San Francisco.

mmmm,hot summer on the beach.Who would have thought of pilates??, Carribean style......

Forced flatulence...
The new chemical warfare.

Radio City Rockets hold tryouts in South Korea.

Yes, it is painful, but we are avoiding the latest swim-suit controversy.

Sandip Shinde,
Lakeland, Florida.

Korean men have a leg up

Korean? Looks more like a Brazilian!

North Korean soldiers being trained for the special parade if any more former American presidents show up to pick up Americans being held captive.

It's tough to get a leg up on your enemys.

Bruno says right leg up... yeah, das ist gut.

South Korea Draws a (Chorus) Line in the Sand.

haulover beach never looked better, if only they didn't wear their suits.

South Korea's response to a gas crisis.

Terry Malett
Shamokin, PA 17872

Where are the cocktails? OOPS I thought it was a photo of South Beach.... or could it be the NEW South Beach?:-)

The South Korean synchronized swim team begin preparations for the 2012 London Olympic Games.

Andy Stanton
Hays, Kansas

Just be glad we don't make you roll on your stomachs and get sand in there, too!

Trainer: "Guys you have to do better than this if you want to be one of the Rockets at Radio City Music Hall."

Ever have sand in you're shorts, It's like sandpaper for the thighs.Oooooouch!

North Korea prepares for the next season of Asia's Got Talent!

Possible threat from North Korea? These guys are ready!!

Serial Asian stowaway, impersonating a South Korean, muses... "And I thought pounding the drums at the Birdsnest was unbearable!"

South Korean soldiers hope their video will go viral like the Philippine prison 'Thriller' video.

Lost in Translation.

Koreans misinterpret the dance moves to "YMCA"

Training for the next 300 movie.

Koreans with a purpose: tone the body, tan the body.

South Korean synchronized swim team starts training for the 2012 summer olympics.

Lift those legs higher!!! We're no girlie men!!!!!!!

"Push harder men! We must beat Michael Phelps without the high tech suits."

"Gotta look like Andy! Gotta look like Andy!"

(Andy=Anderson Cooper)

The South Korean army demonstrates that it will defend the coast from all invaders with a vigorious series of leg kicks.

South Koreans training to be "Human Sundial's"

What some people will do to get an even tan...

Considered the last line of defense against a nuclear threat , South Korean troops are trained to attack the men who guard the ass fort.

He did say the economy needed a leg up.............

So this is what those two reporters were after!!

i want to touch my nose!!!

debbie maquidato
cincinnati, ohio

You put your right foot in . You put your left foot in.You put your right foot in and you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn your self about. Darn that sun is Hot.

Kim Demucha
National City,Mi

I have to fit into my speedo, I have to fit into my speedo, I have to fit into my speedo!!!

South Korea responds to North Korean threats by building stronger Rocketts.

South Korean soldiers reaction to the news that Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol.

South Koreas's new plan to kick North Korea out: Agonize soldiers and blame the enemy.

Brings a whole new meaning to having a leg up on the enemy.

Oh-oooh! What would ya do ooooo-ooooo...for a Klondike Bar?

These leg cramps must be contagious.

Here's a sneak peak at Richard Simmons BRAND NEW work out video entittled, "The Asian Art Of Leg Lifts"

SWIMSUIT DEFENSE?

Korean Soldiers rehearse for the the new Jack LaLanne "Thriller" Video.

Front guy thinking: "This trainer is a... fine woman; but I can't reach any higher than this. Huuggh!"

Korean Soldiers rehearse for the the new Jack LaLanne “Thriller” Video

The Rockette's Cross-Dressing Worldwide Tour tryouts!!

kick north korea to the curb.

Tired of getting sand kicked in your face by bullies at the beach? Then join "Sir Sandalot " workout & fitness club

FEEL THE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another version of "Thriller" this one fell flat.

We do NOT look the same.. The North Koreans put their legs into a Circle.. We to a "L" for LOVE

the sand got in all the wrong places!!!!

"I wonder if Bill Clinton can get me out of here."

Front guy thinking: "I hope Anderson appreciates this. I am doing it only for him so he will choose me for Beat 360°"

Take that Kim Jong Il, Your soldiers can march, but do they have these lean beautiful legs?

Mommy! You're gonna need to reapply my sunscreen.

"keep those legs fanning boys...this feels great!"

We are practicing our synchronized swimming routine to celebrate the release of the American journalists from North Korea!

Victoria
Portland, OR

Ow! This sand is to freaking hot!!

Come on guys, one more practice and we'll be ready to film our version of "Let's Get Physical". We'll show those inmates at that Philippine prison who can dance!!!!!!!!!

Prom dates for the Rockettes!

South Korean soldiers protesting against wearing speedo in mission.

The South Korean Rainbow Brigade "prepare" for the possibility of North Korean "infiltration".

Bill, why did you have to come? Kim Jong Il got mad and we're the ones the suffering.

"Last soldier who keeps their leg up the longest...wins, and gets to go live in America!"

Breaking suddenly from vigorous training exercises, South Korean soldiers break protocol with a flagrant display of synchronized tantrums.

South Korean Chippendales...coming to a beach near you

Hey soldiers: Godspeedo!

Is this the negotiation Bill Clinton asked to release the two journalist?Wow.

"We don't have nukes but we have Rockets."

–Arrgh.... and Clinton gets the credit!!
Lil' Kim jong il Hard Core Rescue Unit

The Rockette’s Cross-Dressing Worldwide Tour tryouts!!

Frisco, Texas

Korea's got talent!

S. Korean soldiers give a shout out in honor of Bill Clinton's success in the release of the two American journalists from N. Korea.

Are we hanging out on the beach or working?

Dozens of South Korean soldiers scream in pain when their right legs develop cramps during a "human barbed-wire fence" exercise.

"And a 5, 6, 7 and 8!....c'mon ladies, get the routine in order!!"

And with this, comes the shame of unevenly tanned legs

It's a long way to America, Ladies....keep kicking!

South Korean soldiers reaction to the news that Paula Abdul is leaving American Idol.

Like little children demanding attention ,he and his cronies will come at us but, with our backs on the ground and one kick at a time, Kim Jong-il will be defeated.

South Korean Soldiers Train for the new "Defeet" Position for a possible attack from North Korea

The world of male-modeling

Group of South Korean soldiers practice to take on the Rocketts in New York this Fall. Next they'll face off with the June Taylor Dancers.

Rrr-razor burrn!!

South Korean soldiers are being taught how to impolitely salute the North Korean army in case of an invasion. Some would rather salute and fight back with guns but there hasn't been any money available since the 2002 World Cup.

"Ok Boys! " "1, 2, 3, Hot!"

Thats how you send them back to 'North' by kicking your legs high up!

First came "Thriller" and now the second step is the beach training for the next Olympics in syncronized swimming.

Today...a very special Yoga with Robyn Byrd on Fire Island.

"Simon says, right leg up.."

"I wish Richard Simmons can be here to give us a thing or two about jazzercise...!"

"special warfare"....South Korean Troops train to kick Kim Jong-il below his "38th parallel".

It BURNS!!!

I should have signed up with weight watchers!

New South Korean Reality Show....Who Wants To Be Richard Simmons?

We will not stop until we receive our share of the American Bailout- Stimulus-Bailout and our Congressional Jet.

Randy David
Opelousas, LA

North Korea Dictator Kim Jong II predicts a victory over South Korea in the annual "Baywatch Military Beach Body" competition due to his superior training regimen.

Ouch! This hurts really bad! When is this going to stop? When do we get a break?

Well Warfare boys are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
The Command boys with the way they talk
they knock me out when I"m down there....
Wish they all could be South Korean Boys

"Koreans learning how to KICK other Koreans"

Roberto Viajero from Lima, Peru

I am the walrus!

South Corean soldiers auditioning for Kylie Minogue's Slow videoclip

Frederico Cavazzini
Washington DC

South Korean soldiers sadly give a final tribute to Michael Jackson's Thriller, while getting desperately preparing for their new training song SINGLE LADIES PUT A RING ON IT by Beyonce, all the while wishing Bill Clinton would come rescue them too!
Linda Benedict
London Ontario
CANADA

Altogether now.....
Young man, there's no need to feel down
Young man, pick yourself off the ground
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

One of these lucky soldiers will be the next...American Idol judge.

The Korean version of Club Med.

Is this really how the 'Rockettes' got started?

Here we come Radio City Music Hall!

Now if they can do this to Thriller they may really have something.

Sorry boys, the Rockettes have already chosen their lineup for this year.

South Korean soldiers are being taught how to impolitely salute the North Korean army in case of an invasion. Some would rather fight back with guns but there hasn’t been any money available since the 2002 World Cup.

Please delete my previous comment and chose this one instead. Thanks!

Whoever holds out the longest wins a date with Erica Hill!

" THE NEW WORLD LEADER BEACH WORKOUT" DVD BY AC360 AND CNN, This DVD will make you look like PUTIN, Drink like SARKOZY and Dance Like OBAMA!! Six Pack abs...no worries, we can give you a full 12 pack !!

Remind me again why I enlisted.

Okay, this time no hands...
Everybody sing!
Y – M – C – A

OK everybody – let's get in shape! The next Americans that cross our border just might be single!

Kim Wencl
Owatonna, Minnesota

(last name rhymes with pencil)

North Korea to go Balls out against the rest of the world!

Scores of men participating in a grueling physical competition to win a date with Erica Hill.

Today's tryouts for the Korean Rockettes was grueling!

I'm the winner of the Biggest Looser – South Korea and THIS is what I won??? If I only knew!!!!!!!

Tertia Knight, 314-4550 Cordova Bay Road, Victoria, BC Canada, V8X 3V5

Man, this hurts about as much as Paula leaving Idol!

South Korea to go Balls out against the North Koreans...

Rump roast for all!

South Korean soldiers' take on Kylie Minouge's Slow.

Come on guys, a few more hours practice and we will be as good as those Philippian prisoners everybody loves so much. We may even make AC360' shot of the day. .

Thank you.! We will be seeing a lot of South Korean commando auditionees today don't call us we will call you!

" We must, we must, we must increase our thrust!"

I guess Korea threw out their "don't ask, don't tell" policy...

South Korean plans for an attack and also get Podiatric check up

Damn American, Richard Simmons!!!

D Rose Gaffney, SC

"You better have a good routine 'cause I don't want to get tanned on just one side."

"Where is Suzanne Somers when you need her?"

Who wears short shorts? South Korea wears short shorts!

Water infiltrationHMM.What if they come with fighter jets?

Breaking News: South Korea receives inspiration to build it's soldiers after watching ad for Venus shaving cream and razors on American TV!

Now let's see how that new dipilatory that we are testing worked for you boys.

This one time, at sand camp, I got some sand in my ass.... and.......

Dream of the older gay white male

o.k. who has better coordination and choreography? These guys or the prisoners who performed Michael Jackson's "Thriller" dance moves.

Backstroke, Breast Stroke and Front Crawl Swimming Lessons for Idiots (Title)
Unique swimming lessons for the members of the Korean Navy who sink rather than swim (Sub-title)