I don't think the stain is noticable. Just don't move too much.

YES DEAR, FIXING THE TIE!

Obama, Honey, remember to ask yourself what a wise Latina would say...

Just remember honey you are the Commander in Chief and out rank everyone here at Fort McNair.

The POTUS is wearing a clip-on tie!?!?

If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times, stop playing with your tie, now I have to do it all over again

Hmmm, I thought I got that stain out!

No married man is free from his wife's nagging - not even the President!

Not to worry, everything will be alright. I made sure they didn't forget the Teleprompter again.

Don't worry, honey, you may be down in the polls, but my numbers are up.

Hold on Honey, I think you've got some Biden on you.

Michelle: "I should've been the one throwing the All-Star Game pitch"

Now remember dear, when I blow you a *KISS, you are to wrap it up.

* KISS ( Keep It Short Sweetheart)

Fly guts! That's it, I'm calling Orkin.

I knew I should have bought that tide to go pen!

Barack thinking to himself "Don't you know that I don't have to take out the trash anymore...I'm the president of the United States"

Relax, Barack, there is no way this will be as bad as your pitch the other night at the All Star game...

"I have this strange feeling that some important celebrities are going to die today, June 25 2009"

I hope you don’t mind if I get a little jealous sometimes.

Honey, please wear a bib next time.

You really are handsome, you know that?

No more Five Guys for you! I can never get those grease stains out.

Michelle: "Are you ready for your All-Star pitch next week"
Barrack: "NOOO. I forgot...Cancel all my meetings, I gotta practice"

Let me fix you up honey.... after all, I'm competition!!!

Remember what I told you: If your teleprompter falls, just pretend nothing happened and wing it.

Honey, be careful!

Even if the other men look at women, you should be committed!

Michelle: There, now it's straight! Pres. Obama: No, now it's crooked! It was straight!

Donna Wood
Lexington, Tennessee

Your tie is a little too far to the right.

Michelle was just telling the President how proud she is to be his wife. Oops! what is that, a little mustard on your tie? Not to worry, scraped away with a finger nail.

Michelle: "How many times do I have to tell you!?! Wear the presidential bib!"

I know I'm the fashion icon, but this tie is fabulous!

Michelle: "Honestly dear it looks like you slept in your clothes with that necktie all twisted and all them creases on your shirt"

Ugg, Don't worry about the ketchup stain, Ill just have to SHOUT-IT-OUT when we get home.

Hilary

Austin, Texas

I don't know how long we can stay like this.
Did your friend Anderson already make our picture for him show?

Yes, your tie and lipstick match!

"Now remember, sweetheart, if you get nervous, just picture everyone out there naked. I'll sit in front!"

Honey,
If there’s any way I can make it up to you, please let me know.

Any thoughts on what we should do next?

Let me get those dead fly parts off of you.

Michelle: "Mr. President... you.. have bird doodoo on your shirt.."

Michelle: "See dear you look much more handsome in a suit and tie, people wouldn't be commenting on you wearing Mom jeans if you listened to me"

No, sweetie, mustard stains do not come out. You shouldn't have worn your White House Museum tie to the All-Stars Game!

Remember sweetie, don't slouch and try not to pick your nose while you're out there

Michelle loved seeing her husband on the pitcher's mound the other night so much that even before he is about to make an appearance she tries to get to first base.

No, honey, I don't think the sleeveless shirt would've been a good idea.

And, you know what else I learned in church last Sunday? I learned that, God made woman to "HELP" man. Here, let me help you with that!

Now close your eyes... breathe.

Michelle Obama: I swear, if I hear one more person talking about your "mom pants," I'll be swinging my fists.

This is hugh, Barack.
This is America's Got Talent !
Show them how you swatted that fly.
We could be going to Vegas !!

OK Boo, tell the country the Mom Jeans are in the trash! Homeless people didn't even want them!

Kathy, Ottawa, Canada

Honey , it's true when it is said,"Great minds think alike". I read over some of the comments on today's beat 360 and the caption looks like it came from one person.I do say!

"Oh I wish she would stop singing to me!"

Michelle has one-hand tie tying skills perfected !

Thank God you're wearing white. You didn't use the Sandruff shampoo this morning, did you?

"I'll take that cigarette you've got hidden in your shirt pocket, honey!"

Honey,

Don't get me wrong, but you could get some tips on how to combine the shirt with the tie with Anderson.

"I knew you liked basketball so much better than baseball , Barack, because it clearly looks like you've been 'dribbling' again!

Michelle: "Next time dear you might listen to me and wear those Non-Iron, Wrinkle-Free shirts I picked out for you !!"

Michelle: "For as much as you talk about change, you might want to rethink those ties."

Should read:

This is huge, Barack.
This is America's Got Talent !
Show them how you swatted that fly.
We could be going to Vegas !!

There dear, I've adjusted the flag lapel pin. We don't want to piss anyone off!

You should have taken a cue from your silver haired role model, Anderson, and lose the tie Barack. Not only will you nor have to worry about stImson on you tie but you will look and be comfortable.

Michelle states, " Now Barack make this a quick speech remember we have dinner plans with mother." President Obama, "Yes dear."

"It's not J Crew, but it will do."

Michelle to Barack: "If you dare to pledge any service on my behalf in excess of what we discussed, you will be sleeping on the house until I can build a dog house for you!"

Michele Obama comforting her husband. " Much better Dear. No more Mom Jeans for you. Next time you throw out the first pitch we'll get you a nice tie like this."

Need I say more?

Slowly read the text of the Teleprompter and if it drop you, you scratches your nose!

Blue pants, white shirt, red tie...you've got it covered, dear.

Mama's proud of her big strong man for doing this, and has a surprise for him tonight.

Honey, after your "United We Serve" speech, can you set an example and volunteer with fixing your own tie.

Michelle: "oops I appear to have left a little lipstick on your collar dear"

Michelle to Barack: “If you dare to pledge any service on my behalf in excess of what we discussed, you will be sleeping on the couch until I can build a dog house for you!”

But I did try to tell them that I wear the Mom Jeans in our family!!!

We call them Obama Mamma Jeans.

Kathy, Ottawa, Canada

"Of course it looks good, Anderson Cooper wears ont just like it."

You should have taken a cue from your silver haired role model, Anderson, and lose the tie Barack. Not only will you nor have to worry about stains on your tie but you will look and be comfortable.

Obama,
I hate talking to people Who don’t have anything to say, who give you monosyllabic responses.

Yeah?

You should have taken a cue from your silver haired role model, Anderson, and lose the tie Barack. Not only will you not have to worry about stains on your tie but you will look and be comfortable.

No honey. I can get away with going sleeveless, but you can't.

I got this shirt at the Fort Commissary. Do you think that they will notice the kind gesture?

Don't forget Barack, after this is over we're going to hike the Appalachian Trail...

Honey, you're just too sexy for you're shirt.

I got a call from Anderson Cooper today. He was saying something about going into the gift business?!!!

Meeeeeeeeooooooooow

Honey, if you would stop shaving your chest, it wouldn't itch so much.

You should have changed before comming. Ketchup stains are a no no!

I know you're the president of the United States, but you really have to learn how to put on a tie.

"Yes, I did say that you look good in that jacket, but I didn't say you should wear it in St. Louis."

Oh my God! Barack did you forget the flag pin in the dressing room?!!

You needed to bring your Webnesday bib.

Slowly read the text of the teleprompter and if you do everything right, later you will be rewarded, huh! ?

Honey at least make it look like you mean it.

Alex Bondhus
Monticello Minnesota

What do you think? Did Malia do a good job doing my tie ?

A little gray is okay Barack – you don't look anything like Anderson Cooper!

Michelle Obama (chastises): Why don't you stop eating those fat burgers? Look at you...you got that special sauce all over your shirt.

Honey,
Don’t worry; we’ll work something out, even if we have to be a little creative.

Remember dear, when you talk about "United We Serve" you turn to look at me with one of those dazzling smiles.

What's this pink stuff on your shirt?

I want to kiss you good luck, But am shy of this camera guy taking picture.

I'll take this ketchup stain over Argentenian lipstick any time.

Nice smell baby. Is that my perfume?

Next time you need to make an appearance, consult McCain on the military procedure for pressing your shirt.

Michelle: Umm...Honey...I'm thinking of running for Burris senate seat in 2010. Mommy could stay with you and the girls while I campaign.

Michelle consoles the President upon word that he didn't receive an Emmy nomination this year.

Obama,

For the second time, you were with Anderson and did not bring a t-shirt for me.
Then you claim that I ustilizo your blackberry to write my captions!

Remember you set the COOL trends...after talking about you wearing the MOM JEANS... Anderson Cooper will follow your foot steps into wearing this kind of a goofy tie to his show tomorrow!!

"And the Itsy-Bitsy Spider went up the spout again."

Obama,

For the second time, you were with Anderson and did not bring a t-shirt for me.
Then you claim that I use your blackberry to write my captions!

Is that lipstick?

Thanks Honey, just don't lick your thumb and clean my cheeck like last time.

I have a J Crew tie if you want.

Obama, If you’d Just get out of peach and listen me!

Michelle: Hey, Boo...if Axelrod, Valerie and Gibbs, can force Hillary out, could I have the State Department gig?

Michelle, please, now is not the time – I'll make the speech short.

And if you look at anyone's behind again dont bother coming to the White House cause you'll be in the doghouse.

This tie looks similar to Regis Philbin's tie that he had on this morning!

I asked the staff who wanted to volunteer to appear in the baseball card for the backpack? There was only one volunteer: "BO!"

Obama, I know it!! I know it!! It’s more and more difficult for many Americans to get out from under their debt.

I told you not to wear the MOM JEANS to the ball game! Don't blame me if the pick on you again for wearing this atrocious tie!

Just get on your soapbox and talk the world.
The Teleprompter is not the bogeyman!

I told you not to wear the MOM JEANS to the ball game! Don’t blame me if they pick on you again for wearing this atrocious tie!

Dear, don't you or the girls get any ideas about going to a camp with those childrens! The only camp that we can go is "Camp Davis!"

Honey,
Confidence is the foundation of any successful speech!
I dare anyone to get his tongue around these words.

If you don't give me some more challenging work to do, I'll throttle you with this tie.

Obama,
Give up! You’re not getting your own way today. You will decorate the speech!

Honey, I really think you should have worn that shirt Anderson gave you in Africa.

No, your not going to put on that silly Elvis jump suit !

Michelle: Honey dear...don't you think it's time for another date night? There's this new hot spot down in Rio de Janeiro........

Michelle. . . Loose the tie and unbutton your shirt.
Barack. . . Michelle, you know I have important work to do.

Barack, Honey, A Beat 360 t-shirt would look better than this.

"Barack – how many times have I told you that the girls and Bo CANNOT tie your tie!"

The next time someone tells me not to get my nose out of joint; I’ll just tell them it already is.

President Obama and First Lady Michelle talk candidly about upcoming projects to serve the country together.

Obama,
How many times have we, as a community, gotten our hopes up by the promises of politicians?

I wonder if Anderson has as much trouble as you do adjusting his tie.

You moonwalk across that stage and I'm outa here !!!

"I don't know what's wrong with it Michele, the one end seems longer than the other"

To boldly go where no man has gone before? Really? I think I saw this tie in the laundry bin this morning! Not to mention this shirt too !

Now, remember what I said hun, keep smiling, and if you get nervious, just imagine everyone in their underwear, now go out and make me proud *tear* they grow up so fast

Michelle: "Mama likes a little chesthair!"

“I don’t know what’s wrong with it Michele, the one end seems longer than the other”

Obama,
Did you remember to ask for Anderson if he can give me a valid reason as to why my comments on Beat got modded down?

Yes dear, this is a MUCH nicer tie than Anderson Cooper wore last night.

Remember stand tall, speak clearly and never let them see you sweat.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

"Don't worry about the stain dear, I'll "Shout it Out" – "Fired up and Ready!!"

Obama,
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy do get into, but hard to get out of.

"Don't get discouraged, tonight when we're in bed you can be Harry and I'll be Louise."

The Obamas prepare to join Dumbledore's Army!!

Obama,
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy do get into, but hard to get out of. I feel a right smell in you ...

If I weren't around to properly dress you, you'd still be a community organizer.

Honey, I forgot to tell you, Sasha and Malia are so embarrassed that you didn't even make it to home plate with your pitch at the All-Star game. How could you screw that up so bad?

Barack, honey, be honest, what are the chances of you taking me again to Broadway tonight?!

But Barack Babe you used to love it when I adjusted your itty-bitty tie before we tied the knot !!

"Keep those eyes of yours where they belong......."

"

'
Are you hiding cigarettes in there?

I have always told you that clip-on tie is very easy to fall off!! Bow tie looks best on you...

We can't forget to watch Anderson on Letterman tonight - now HE's the one in the hotseat!

Michelle: "So dear do you get Hillary to put the knot in these neckties whenI'm away ?"

Sarah Palin... The dog got a whiff of bacon grease on her shoes and followed her around all evening.

President Obama listens attentively as his wife Michelle softly sings:

United we stand, divided we fall,
And if you ever came up
Against a stone wall,
We'll be together, together you and I

Michelle: "Does Joe Biden put the knots in your neckties when your away hun ?"

Just keep your eyes on me and all will be great, my dear.Now, go on and wow them with your good looks and big words!

I'm telling you for the last time, Nobody knows those were my jeans!!

"Remember, the teleprompters to the left."

I can see on your tie you had lunch with the girls!

" yes " ya tell me u wont ' but i know better. ( i know michelle
your gonna flert with the soilders as soon as u get in there ??????

" What is that Barack? Have you been taken notes from Bill? "

Hay Honey, the spotlight ought to be on me this time! Don't forget, it is "United We serve" !

" Is that lipstick from a pig? "

Hold still, we don't want another wardrobe fiasco.

awwwwwww ' ( dont worry ) your gonna do good hunnie "'

Michelle: Honey, I know that nepotism pretty much ruled me out...but I...I was thinking...if Hillary had won, she might have considered me for the vacant supreme court job. After all, I am a lawyer...and I am a woman and a racial minority.....

I will be right here waiting for you !!

"One trillion? Don't worry, dear, it's only a number."

And Obama honey, if I catch you fooling around with other women like those other Presidents, I will kick your butt all the way back to Hawaii.

Don't forget to thank the Palin family for their commitment, as part of the United We Serve Program, to shovel the snow from all of the driveways this winter of our troops from Alaska who serving in Iran and Afganistan.

Barack: ok, not gonna lie it felt good..BUT..you know I can’t be walking around with hickies.
Michelle: Honey, you have dark skin you’ll be alright.

"Go out there and break a teleprompter."

As Michelle fondles Barack's tie, she thanks him for his unselfishness to give up smoking.

I just heard you're next interview is on Fashion tips with Bruno.I'll grab the JCrew catalog.

What do you mean you can't even tell your wife about Area 51~!?

Michelle: Okay,we really have to sell this,your buzz words are,predictable payments and attainable timeline,angling towards what Great Britain did with us when we attacked Iraq..i.e.,we let Great Britain attack Iran and of course,we come in,we have to,we're their biggest ally(wink,wink)

Cue the music

It's TNA Wrestling for the troops and it's Booker T and Queen Charmayne

What's that on your shirt. (Obama looks down). ah ha made you look. (flick of the chin)

I think you can remove the "Hello, my name is" name tag before you go out there...

Before you go you there, maybe you should remove this "I'm not a quitter" button.

This small implanted electronic chip, will assure I’ll be able to get your attention from now on. If you pretend you don’t hear me, it’s zap time.
I’m hoping I don’t have to use this, it’s just in case.

Why honey, you look almost as handsome as Anderson Cooper!

"I'm pretty sure that's not the tie I picked out for your this morning..."

Remember to say it exactly like I told you and you'll be fine!

"I knew I should have gone with the patriotic clip-on tie"

Barack, honey, I think you would look really good wearing a red tie with a sleeveless shirt... can I talk you into it?

Mardavij,

Cambridge, MA

Here's the beef!

Yes honey you have to wear a tie, your the president of the United States.

i might not be a wise latina judge but I can tie a tie.

I can't believe you fell for the "spot on your tie" trick – again!

Don't forget to thank your Wife.

Is that Anderson Cooper's lipstick? You really need to get him to leave you alone.

Michelle: Relax,you can do this by yourself,Cher did it without Sonny,the Captain did it without Tennille
Barack: Well,I wasn't worried about you,I was worried about the teleprompters

It's a fly. Maybe, I 'm the only one who'll worry about your habits.

These public bathrooms aren't very presidential, see if you can hold it till we get back to Airforce One.

"Just picture everyone in their underwear and you will be fine dear"

"No Michelle, I said I have knots in my stomach, not in my tie!"

Let me straighten your tie Honey or they'll think your mother dresses you

Hon, if you want to take off that shirt i can have the official ironing lady hit it real quick.

...I just like the way you feel...

a little lower dear.

You really need to learn to tie your own tie, Barack. I'm tired of following you around everywhere.

President's finger on the button or First Lady's hands around the neck. You decide which is more powerful.

You don't need to be able to breathe dear, as long as you look good.

Honey, that kiss for luck has to wait a bit, the beat 360 camera is right behind us.

Now, just remember to smile, then we'll discuss everything later when we get home.

"Don't fidget with your tie, don't blame the teleprompter, and for god's sake, don't let Joe say anything."

The vice-president breaks a tie. FLOTUS readjusts one.

Don't be nervous, Barak, just picture them in their underwear. . .

If you button all the way to here, they'll never see your Superman emblem.

Looks like they love each other. That'sall I see there.

Behind every great man there's a great woman...

"Hold on Barack, I think you forgot to wipe that last bit of dirt off your shoulder"

Barack, don't you forget; we don't have a prenuptial.

That's not my shade of lipstick!

Obama: But how am I going to tell them,that after all the bailouts and the stimulus packages that we don't have the money to fly them home after the pullout begins......

Barack ":another yellow shirt? Man, these interns are looking better and better."

"I think for date night we should try that "Deep Dish Chicago Pizza" place around the corner!"

You've got ring around the collar!
Mary Louise, Little Falls, NJ

Open your eyes, breathe deep, and remember what I told you to say. I'll be right here waiting when your finished.

I think we should be called the SCOTUS, ( the Sweetest Couple of the United States), not the Supreme Court!

"Barack–You look cute in this tie, but not as cute as you do in your "mom" jeans so be sure and wear them to the All Star Game"

Take it from the fashion icon – they're gonna love the tie.

Honey, the tie looks fantastic...its the MOM jeans we need to talk about...

I know honey, it's too late to change your mind about Sonia Sotomayor.

Have you ever considered something other than a white shirt?

Michelle breaks the news to the President...his Obama mama jeans are in the possession of the police as evidence of a crime against fashion.

Honey, I've been to law school. Can I be a Judge too?

Okay then, since your so upset, that's the last time I pick a tie for you!

You should have picked some other color than a blue tie. With the blue screen, everyone will see right through you!

Honey, what you need is a pair of Larry King's suspenders to jazz this up a bit.

Dear, Berlusconi just called me saying that you took his tie, by mistake, on that particular Friday when you provided an alibi for him....
And now I can see that he is right!

Michelle: "Honey just try not to break anything this time... Oh! And break a leg dear!"

Now remember Barack, if the teleprompter breaks again, I've written your speech on the back of your tie.

I told you not to have spaghetti for dinner before you give a speech.

Honey, the position of your tie is one of the few things that doesn't need change.

I have some really great ideas for date night that I want to talk to you about on the way back tonight.

I think I scraped it all off. No one will know what kind of soup you had.

Oh look! Lights, Camera, Action... Time for more PDA !

Honey, there you go. With that tie, Anderson Cooper has nothing on you.

I guess this isn't the best time to tell you that my mama is comming to stay for a month.

Oh honey, There's a fly on your tie!

Shiv Anandu
Houston, TX
United States

Michelle singing and Barack humming to the star-spangled banner is a great way to kick off this service project.

No, Honey, I asked you to scratch my back...I'll scratch yours later!

Geez, Barack! Where's your flag pin?

Why didn't you ask Anderson where he gets those hot neckties"

See what happens when you don't listen, this is why I tell you not to eat anything before speaking to the U.S.

I can't believe they are worried about Barack's tie when both their shirts are VERY wrinkled !!

Michelle says,"Barrack,I'm NOT going to tell u again..I dont care if u ARE the President of the United States,I'm Commander in Chief of the White House and ur GONNA wear this tie,now STOP fidgeting!!"

Let's just hope this is the Obama Administration's last assembly to end with a tie.

Just wait until the press hears about that ring around your collar!

Michelle Obama: Suit up the loose! Right now, I am fixing your tie quick before you got the stage.

Next time wear a tight shirt like Anderson Cooper.

"What's this plane ticket to Argentina doing in your pocket?!"

Minnetonka MN

Not too tight honey. I'm still choked up from that cigarette!

"Rahm ain't here, so I'm boss...and that handkerchief goes!"
"Yes, dear."

Minnetonka MN

Loosen up a little, Barack, you've done this so many times!
Mitzie
Plainfield, New Jersey

Now dear, don't be late tonight, you are on pooper scooper duty tonight.

whos the best looking man in the free world? I am!!!!!

You should've hit Anderson up for a pair of those 'Beat 360' T's when he gave you those African shirts.

Since you didn't wear the White Sox jacket I like....You have dog poo duty tonight.

Why are you wearing the tie Hillary gave you for your birthday instead of the one I gave you as an anniversary present?

Rahm's totally right Barry, you do look cute in a pastel!

"Whos my Bear Bear?"

"It's OK honey I don't think you throw like a girl........I just think you dress like one."

We all need a little pampering sometimes.

"Remember honey you knock this speech out the park and I'll let you knock these boots!"

Don't worry... No one will notice I Super-Glued my hand to your chest.

I Spy... with my little eye... A stain on your tie!

You know honey I know your the leader of the free world and whatnot....and you have a lot on your plate but baby we can afford a new shirt!

Is this Sepia? Did you go without me?

At least you don't have to throw another pitch dear.

Now Barack, if you just wore sleaveless tops like I do, you would'nt have to worry about no tie.

Obama: Oooooh Michelle! I love what you do with your hands!
Michelle: Wait till you see them throw those jeans in the fireplace!

Honey, don't worry, we can conceal the cigarette burn with this american flag lapel pin, and no one will ever know!"

"You may be the President of the United States of America but you better open your eyes and look at me when I talk to you or I will use both hands and put you up against that wall! (whispered by Michelle to The President)

Honey, are you sure about this tie? I'm not sure that it compliments my eyes..

Honey, Are my ROOTS showing?

"Honey, why aren't you wearing that J-Crew tie I bought you?"

Well your no Anderson Cooper but a bit more gray and a fix of your tie you'll be on your way.

Hey Michelle how is my outfit. Well is better than the mom jeans you had on the other day.

"Barack, why did you let Anderson Cooper borrow this shirt, it's all dirty now. Next time, tell him to pack his own suitcase for trips to Africa."

Michelle Obama: "And on the count of three you will awake from hypnosis. You will go through the curtain and sing I Gotta Feeling from the Black Eyed Peas

Tom in Grand Praire, TX

Barack ..I keep telling THE WHITE HOUSE BARBER TO COLOR THESE GREY HAIRS that keep falling on your clothes.He dosent seem to listen and allways mumbles please Mrs .Bush dont put me in the middle.......Barack Iam calling Zariff

Now honey just go out there and do your thing.But if they ask you to throw a baseball please decline the offer.

"Now if you go out there and be a good boy, I may just take you to McDonalds for a chicken nugett happy meal.."

Barack, look at me when I talk to you!

After this disastrous guest host, Jay Leno made sure to never call in sick on The Tonight Show again.

I learned how to put on ties from a wise latina, perhaps you have heard of her?

honey you do the speech i do the tie. and tell them you mean bussiness.you got that.obama yes i do swetty.no worries.

Honey, the only way YOU could wear a sleeveless shirt is if your arms looked like your silver haired role model!

Remember the tie is a secret camera on loan from Panetta. You press here to take a photo. And DON'T say, "Cheese!"

If you think I'm going to call out, " Heeere's .....Barack!" then one of us is on the couch tonight!

It's time for you to get this right; your the President now.

Go get tehm hun, dont worry about the tie

you do good, mama have a nice little present for you later

Exuse me, but I don't wear this lipstick color...