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I can talk to Rahm, talk on the phone, walk and chew gum and even swat a fly all at the same time if I have to!

Just thanking Anderson Cooper for a great interview, be with you in a sec.

Would you believe it? Michelle's secretary put me on hold!

I want the same, but no onions.

"Barack, you may be the President, but I'M THE MAN...! "

Mark
Sacramento, CA

If that's for me, I'm not here.

Rahm Emanuel *whispers* If it's for me, you haven't seen me....

"Barack...you DON'T mess with the Rahm!"

Mark
Sacramento, CA

No Mr President...If it's for me I'm not here.

"Hang on a sec. Rahm is flipping me off again..."

"I'm gonna need one large pizza ...oh two , I'm gonna need two large pizzas "

Look at my face, I don't want to deal with Biden today.

Honey I gotta go now,Rahm is flashing his new gang sign again.

Yes, that is correct. I would appreciate it if you would leave the room while I take this call.

I'd like an extra large but hold the ham.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times to use the bathroom before taking phone calls."

You, me, outside.....
Even the President can't get away with stealing anothers lunch from the fridge!

Kelly
Carthage, Missouri

Hey Barack, those are my rollover minutes!

No Rahm, Erica Hill does not want an autographed photo of you.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

I see you Rahm, do I have to remind you to NOT interupt me when I'm on the phone?

"Extra cheese and double pepperoni...no...wait...no pepperoni"

What do you want on your pizza?

Does this tie make me look bipartisan?

Rahm Emanuel demands to know how many times Obama will be on the Beat 360 this year.

Pepperoni, mushroom, sausage.

"hey Rahm, do you like mushrooms on your pizza?"

Obama: "Hey, sir. You're not supposed to be in here. This is my office, get out. Why are you in here, anyway?"
Emanuel:"... You talkin' to me...?"
Obama: ".... Well, duh.."

"Sure, order me an Obama Coin Set while you have them on the phone but make sure we get the Bill and Hillary salt and pepper shakers as the added bonus.

Rahm, what did you want to order from Chili's again, the blooming onion and what?

Mr President, it's nice outside today how about showing some abbs at the beach
Ekene, Old Bridge NJ

Quiet Rahm, I have the real "Commander in Chief" on the line, "Yes, Michelle".

Reason #35888 to not take the President's Blackberry away

Not now...I'm on the phone with Michelle.

"This is the last time I will tell you. Dinner is on the table"

Now remember not to include onions on that pizza.

Yes, Mrs. Emanuel, I can confirm that Rahm is coming with me to a baseball game!

Do I look like I'm kidding? Tell them I'm NOT here.

The Queen wants to know if Michelle can come out to play.

Sarah Palin is volunteering to be the ambassador to Russia.

Rahm: Is that another Telemarketer? Let ME talk to them!

Okay, what toppings do you want on your pizza?

BO if you're telling Todd about me and Sara's little moose hunting trip, then i'm telling Michelle what happened in Africa!

Barack: "No I don't want to sign up for a "How to reduce your debt" program"

Rahm: " Man, those telemarketers... let ME talk to them!"

Rahm, you really need to get more sleep!

Help! I think Rahm has become a zombie!

Hey Rahm, I don't read sign language...put it on a teleprompter.

Sandy
Texarkana, AR

Barack: “No I don’t want to sign up for a “How to reduce your debt” program”

Rahm: ” Those telemarketers are getting on my last nerv… let ME talk to them!”

Mr. President...I'm trying out my "I mean business" face. What do you think?

Don’t worry; we’ll work something out, even if we have to be a little creative.

Did you pay for the pizza last time, or did I?

"Now you listen to me, Barack Hussein Obama! If you don't get off that phone this instant you will have me to deal with, you here me?"

"Okay, okay just five more minutes!"

Brampton, ON
Canada

Ok Mr.president time to get off the phone with the Chinese and go tell the Us people about all the money we just got.

No!!! I said no pickles! Here give me the phone and i'll give them the order!

Hilary

Austin, Texas

"Barack, we got mushrooms and cheese for you last time. It's my turn to pick."

I don't care who you think you are, or who you are on hold with, when I am speaking to you, you pay attention!

Hey Rahm, Did you order those pizzas I told you to order over an hour ago?

Nikki Thomas

Austell, Ga

It wasn't me Mr President. Vice President Biden went to that interview because I couln't make it.

"you talking to me????:

Christina – from kingston jamaica
"Look man call some body to check this chair its hurts my back"

Hello Domino's, yes...we would like one large.... no wait...two...you want two? Yes, two large pizzas with all the toppings. Yes, this is Obama. No this is not Cheney, he is gone, despite the fact he still thinks he is in office. Oh, get us those cinnamon sticks too, the girls love those.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue please...use the side door.

A call from Nancy Pelosi about the CIA. Do you want to take it, Rahm?

Rahm: Do I look like I was born to be neglected? And what is that bottled water doing on your desk sir? I thought we talked about that? Am I the only one in the room? Am I talking to myself here? Am I.......... Mr. President: Huh? What did you say Rahm?

Donna Wood
Lexington, Tennessee

Mr. President, you need to hide, Michelle just noticed the toilet seat up...again.

You know, Rahm, getting the G8 to agree on anything is as hard as getting Anderson Cooper to dance.

Hold on one second- Rahm thinks he saw the ghost of Abraham Lincoln in his office again.

"Um, no Mrs. Emanuel, I haven't seen Rahm all day."

Rahm,

I need your help to answer a question very technical and complicated:

Why do women take a long to get ready?

So let me get this right Rahm, If they don't deliver in 30 minutes, then I get my order free?

Barack, seriously, we can't afford any more overage fees.

Uh, yeah! I really "am" on the phone!!

The Colbert Report? Sorry, I can't. How about if Rahm Emanuel goes? He has the most wonderful sense of humor!

"If its Rod Blagojevich asking about your old Senate seat, HANG UP!"

With my brains and your looks, we could go places.

Would you like a set of shamwow as well?

Yes, Rahm...you can have the second set of ShamWow's that come free with my order.

" Hey Rom, are we happy with our long distance service?"

Mr. President, I have attempted to call you for an hour. I wish you would subscribe to call waiting.

Mr President, please no onions on the pizza. You know they give me gas.

Bill Shields
Waynesboro, VA

You ever heard of knocking?

Valarie Houston, Texas

Hey Rahm, I have here a very upset Senator saying something about money wasted somewhere? Why don't you take the call?

"You mess with the bull, Mr President....you get the horns"

Can I go to the All-Star game? Pretty pleassse! How can you say no to this face?

President Obama is a real multitasker.He's also working on world change in his pocket.

"Hurry up, Mr. President. Entourage starts in 5 minutes."

Hey Rahm....can you get me to the 21 century and get a wireless phone for this office? My feet hurt from standing!!!

hey, mr. president, it was my turn to ask them if their refrigerator is running.........

"Yo bro, I'll get on that once I place my order"

"If your ordering Chinese for lunch just put it on our tab, they know were good for it."

Hey Anderson I Have Rahm here. He wants you to line him up with Erica Hill. I told him he is too old for her.

C'mon Mr. President, it's time to "cut the cord". Hand over that antique phone and start using the cordless I gave you

Not now Rahm, I'm on the phone. You wanna settle this on the court?

Now Barack, you know we don't talk on the phone before dinner. Hang up and come join the rest of the cabinet.

No I don't want a discover card.

"If its Rod Blogojevich asking about your old Senate seat I advise you hang up the phone Mr. President."

Hold that thought Vladimir . . . Dick Cheney did whaaaaat???

Jan Marshall
Ottawa, Ontario
Canada

Not right now Rahm – I am ordering pizza!

Read my lips – Five Guys burgers!

"Hey Rom its China on the phone."

"I usually just hang up on bill collectors Mr. President."

Mr. President, may I speak with Sotomayor's family? I want to let them know that I am not a part of this madness.

New York, New York

Rahm Emanuel – Chief of Staff & human teleprompter

"This is the lat time Im going to say this Satan, Bush doesn't live here anymore, stop calling!"

"Mr. President, put down the phone. Mayor Mallory is NOT who you should be calling for first-pitch advice."

"I know you miss me Anderson but we'll always have Africa."

So help me Barry, you screw up my Chinese food order again, I am sending you hunting with Dick Cheney.

Barack, tell them not to forget the fries this time.

I thought we had a deal we don`t wear jackets here...

Hey Barack...can you get me into the All-Star game too?

If Palin won't take your call, call back and say you're Rush.

If my wife's looking for me, say I'm not here. Got it, Obama???

Rahm,
The number one priority must be security and number two is to get a hold on Who it is that is attacking it.

Emanuel I told you I'm ordering extra mushrooms like it or not. So hand over the coupon.

Jeannette Kucan
Pinehurst NC

In his best Robert DeNiro imitation Rahm looks straight at the Prez and sez "YOU TALKIN' TO ME........."

Okay Boss, what's it going to be in this office, jackets on or off?

You may be the President... but I want to choose the pizza toppings today! Sir!!!

Mr. President – the FBI is going to figure out that we're behind this prank calling scheme.

" Mr. President, order an Hawaiian Pizza if you want. But I can't eat the Canadian bacon "...

Mark
Sacramento, CA

You want me to sell a second stimulus package to Congress???

It's Anderson again! He's mad I didn't consider him for the Surgeon General position.

So, Mr. President, you want me to tell Sotomayor that she is almost as cool as you?

Christine Farace
Durango, CO

No Rahm, I'm throwing first pitch, NOT you!

George W I told you I don't need another yard man.Sorry Mr.President he said he was Bin Laden.

Sir, I think the voting for American Idol has ended.

Don't forget Barack, Im in charge here.

This is President Obama, would you change that tee time to two o'clock

Even though protected by a desk and a chair, Obama is still weary of Rahm’s foreshortened middle finger and ability to throw an accurate F-bomb at 20 yards.

All due respect, but I can't believe Sarah picked you as her Lifeline. Must be a Foreign Policy question.

"Rahm, no you can't take my place and throw out the first pitch at the All-Star baseball game. Quit begging or I am going to bench you!"

Jim Monahan Skokie, Illinois

No No – just give me a sec Rahm. It's a telemarketer. Apparently George Bush never put the White House on the Do Not Call List!

One sec, yo, calling up my homies from downtown Chicago.

"Its Berlusconi on the phone and he needs an alibi for last Friday."

Rahm: 'You never listen to me!'
Barack: 'I think this International Incident ranks higher than your PMS, Rahm.'

Brandi
Pierre Part, LA

Should we get pepperoni or sausage this time?

'Barrack: All right, all right, calm...Yes, Anderson Cooper,? Rahm says hi'

"Rahm, it's your Cayman Islands real estate agent again"

Listen .... Rahm, it's latina not latin.

Christine Farace
Durango, CO

Barack:Wait They Said I looked at youre Butt?
Rahm: :HAHA BUT I Did Lol

Kevin Shakil Westbury NY

If that's Anderson on the phone, tell him I'm the next "Silver Fox"!

I'm the one who should be president. You know it; I know it; the whole country knows it.

Look at my face, does it look like I want to talk to you today?

"Have you double checked your sources Anderson Cooper? Are you sure the deficeit has passed a trillion dollars? Rahm Emanuel replies,"I sent you a text message Mr. President while you were in Africa. " Just tell Anderson that you were out of range."

Barack: Wait They Said I Looked At Youre Butt??
Rahm,: Should i tell michelle Or Will You?

Come and see what Bo`s been up to in my office...

"Listen here CNN, Rahm said if he ends up on another beat360 photo he's gonna pull a Sarah Palin and quite."

Mr. Obama whishes he had a cordless phone.

"Rahm, it's Goldman Sachs, they want to erect bronze statues of us in their foyer."

Let me talk to them, I'll get us a GREAT DEAL on a new teleprompter.

Rahm: "You want ME to go pick up the Chinese takeout again?"

" Me, You talkin bout Me Barack?"

The President is not fazed by his Chief of Staff R. Emanuel's miff.........Are you ever going to get off that phone and come over here and talk to me or what?

Even President Obama can't get to a real person through phone tech support!

Oh no Mr President, the arrangement was that you deal with Hillary and I deal with Joe.

Rahm, I would stop flying Southwest if I were you.

If you do not get me tickets to the midnight premier of Harry Potter I will not be in for the rest of the week!

"Hold On....Emanuel is doing his DeNiro impersonation again"...

"You talkin to me??"

"Mr. President, do you want me to call Bill Gates?" "No that's okay, I have him on the phone now. Bill where is my computer I ordered 8 months ago?"

Obama: Why's there no dial tone?
Rahm: I cut off all outgoing calls to keep Biden at bay!

Yeah, Anderson, can you make that (TWO) free Beat 360 T-Shirts in size large?

I am right here Mr. President...who r u calling??

"Why is it that you asked everyone for their opinion before nominating Judge Sotomayor except for me?...why didn't you ask ME?"

I want anchovies on my half.

Barack: are The Basketball courts ready?
Rahm: I personally designed it
Barack: Thanks Rahm, yeah Anderson You can come over sunday

Barack, get off the phone and get over here and practice some pitches.

"That's not fair Mr. President, please let go of the chair and keep walking until the music stops."

"Rahm, it's the school principal. Have you been using potty mouth language again?"

Can Ya Hear Me Now?

Ok..Mr President..you tell 'em I'll send 'em a dead fish in the mail again, k?

Rahm: "I don't care who you're talking to....The Enforcer comes first!"

"Look, E, you might know signing but I don't – and – I don't want any brothers thinking you're trying to be one of us, so just make sure my teleprompter gets fixed! Got dat?"

Tom S.
Naples, FL.

"Yes, and Rahm will have anchovies on his pizza..extra"

After the third "No, I love you more" Rahm Emanuel prepares to vomit.

Hi, I'd like to order one stimulus package please....actually make it two.

Barack: "I'm ordering some take-out, pork fried rice ... You want some?"

Rahm: "You talkin' to me!?!

Barack: "Sorry, I keep forgetting"

"Hang on a second. Rahm, this is seriously no time to play rock-paper-scissors."

Rahm: Listen here "buddy," It was my idea to run, I got you here, and you can't even put the phone down for me anymore? Who is it anyway?

Obama: It's Sarah Palin, she wants me to terminate her citizenship, she thinks it will give her more credibility with minority voters in 2012.

Pres: Rahm, they don't have Oreo pizza.

Rahm: They will when I finish talking to them

"Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to know if he can borrow 30 billion dollars."

"Tell him to call China Mr.President."

Obama (to Rahm): Are you seriously telling me that while I was in Africa you did not succeed on the one and only mission I gave you:" Operation Obama Needs A CORDLESS Phone"?!?!

You want me to go to the Sotomayor hearings? Aghhh, it is soo boring! Could I pick up your dry cleaning instead?

Nicole

Mesa, AZ

Obama, "It's Biden". Rahm, "Just hang up man, I'm tellin ya just hang up!"

Barack: No, I didnt Look at youre Butt
Rahm: But Obama you said YES WE CAN

Kevin Shakil westbury Ny 11590

"Rahm, it's a telemarketer, do we need debt consolidation?"

Everyone else has Wireless, why can't I? And Rahm says, because I said NO.

Yes, we're calling about cordless phones.... Sure, I can hold.

Obama: No, Rahm, this is my chair. You can't sit here!
Emanual: Fine! Then I'll take the desk!

Live long and prosper!

Mr. President, I warned you about calling long distance.

Yo,Barry,you got a visitor and it canna' wait....

Hey, Rahm – do you want that with or without the special sauce?

Phone time is over,gimme the phone or it's back to the hole........

Rahm gives directions to the President to exactly align himself to be parallel to the leaning tower of Pisa for an amazing Photo Op.

What was that Mr President Sarah Palin has you on hold?

Rahm.
Who do I need to see to get a wireless phone around here?

"They don't have fries, will tator tots work?"

You Want Me To Do Want ?

Obama: "Rahm, you know I wasn't checking out that Brazilian girl at G8!"
Emanual: "But I was..."

That debt consolidation guy is on the phone and he said,you're gonna need him before he needs you....funny though,he sounded a lot like Cheney

Ok Rahm, they are putting the call through from Cheney. Remind me again–which one of us in going to be the bad cop?

Rahm to the President: So you are telling me that the phone call is from Sarah Palin, and it 's collect, and she wants the name of your publisher?

President to Rahm: Yep, she has the "audacity to hope".

I am Rahmbo, you are Tito

Obama: "Surely you can't be serious!"
Rahm: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

Hersh, New Orleans, La

Rahm: QuiIt doing those silly Richard Pryor imitations and get the door......

I swear, the dead fish I ordered for you is just sushi. Nothing Siniter.

"Ask Anderson Cooper if he'll interview ME next!"

"Look at me, let go of the chair and walk a straight line."

Barack: Can't you get the door,I'm busy???

Rahm: No,you get the door,in the movies everytime there's a black president,it's always the end of the world.......

"Mr. President, you've got to come quick. Dick Cheney has convinced Joe Biden that, as Vice President, he's in charge."

"Again?!"

I'm just getting some pointers from Sandy Koufax on how to throw the opening pitch tonight!

I'd like to place 10 bucks on number five in the seventh race!

Obama: No way! She said what?

Rahm: O-M-G what did she say? Did she say something about me?

Obama: Mmmm girl, tell her to step off cause she doesn't know who she's messing with. She's messing with the PREZ.

Rahm: For REALZ!

How many times I have to tell you? NO hamburger or pizza orders from this phone!

Rahm:Sorry to disturb you,sir, there's this poor old lady at the door and it seems she needs a bailout, her husband just went to jail and she only had two million left and she spent that on a used private jet getting here...

Obama: I'm totally prank calling China.

Rahm: Ok, but I get to prank call North Korea next.

You can tell security to call off the dogs and
stop looking for the guy that ate your pizza.
It was me !

Hi, Anderson, I'd like my t-shirt in a large.

On the phone with China........Would you believe they want to talk to Michelle before they give us anymore more money! Michell's prob gonna say no......Where's your wife Rahm?

Its 3 AM. The phone is ringing and Barack Obama is ready to take on the world...with Rahm.

Emanuel: Barack you must come see all of the doctors waiting outside.

Barack: Tell them to wait like we do in their offices.

Pause: Both stare at each other

Barack: I'm working on the health care plan, and will have it finished by Friday.

Mike
Cincinnati, Ohio

At next year's Major League Baseball All-Star Game, I get to throw the ceremonial first pitch.

Barack:

Rahm, can you get Steve Jobs for me on the other line. It's the Queen. She says her ipod just broke down...

Rahm:

Tell her she's late on protection money...

Mitra Osqui
Cambridge, MA

It's the guards at the gate. I'm telling them clear the guy from Panda Express so he can deliver our order.

Just a second Rahm.

If I order within the next 3 minutes, I get 2 Sham Wows for the price of one!

I'll give you one so you can clean your own office.

Kathy, Ottawa, Canada

They want me for next season's "Dancing with the Stars!"

Mr. President, I have attempted to call you for 2 hours. I wish you would subscribe to call waiting.

Really Michelle, Rahm said he would love to come for dinner on meatloaf night.

Kathy, Ottawa, Canada

Rahm, CNN claims to have tape of you talking for a full three minutes without expletives, but I'm telling them it must be fake.

Rodney
Los Angeles, CA

Pres. Obama and Rahm play musical chairs.

Rahm can we please get a chordless phone in here?? Its 2009 for goodness sake

"I thought we agreed that I'M the chief."
"No, I'M the chief."

"Yeah, he likes you. So do you LIKE-him LIKE-him, or do you just like him?"

Seth, Philadelphia, PA

"Mr President, your dog just pee'd in the Cheney bedroom again." "Give him a treat."

"Seriously Mr.President this is more important then talking to the Jackson Family!"

Brittnay Gainesville, Florida

"Actually, Mr. Simmons, I'll be out of town, but I'm certain the Chief of Staff would be thrilled to lead a jazzercise session with you. Of course he'll wear an aerobics outfit! Bring the most bedazzled one you've got. Oops! Gotta run!"

Rahm: NO! You will not call my mother!

Obama: Hello, Mrs. Emanuel?

Rahm: PUT THE PHONE DOWN!

I can't believe anderson's calltone is the theme to the houswives of atlanta

President: Rahm, can you believe this?! Michelle's secretary just put me on hold!!

Emanuel: OK, let ME handle this!

Rahm? When do you ever look like you aren't going to kill someone?

Sorry Rahm, but AC is the leader of the Silver Fox group.

Teleprompter... And this coming from someone Who knows what he’s talking about.

"No, I'm pretty sure Anderson said he can only give away one free Beat 360 shirt, but let me ask again"

"You don't have to call, I'm right here Barack."

Rahm: Move now or I switch parties.....

Well...that's fine Rahm...but it still does not explain to me why you - a fellow Chicagoan - would support Hillary over me in the primaries.

Get security up here right away, I've got a maniac chasing me around my desk!

Good talking with you again, W.

Oh, wait.

Rahm says hi and to remind you about the Longhorn tickets.

Hey, Barack, are you talkin' to me?

Ok, you've talked to Scarlett johannson enough, i'm getting hungry

Rahm Emanuel: Uh...Mister President, that call is for me.

"Mr. President we need you quick, Biden is in the press room again"

In an effort to keep spending down, Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel monitors how long Barack Obama spends his day talking on the phone.

I didn't do it, who are you gonna belive, the guy on the phone or this face, you can get mad at this face

"Rahm, it's Tiffany's, the solid gold, diamond tipped swizzle sticks you ordered are ready for pick up."

"Okay, okay, don't call the secret service, it was me. I drank your water."

"Look into my eyes Mr. President....You do want a second stimulus you do want a second stimulus...."

"Hold on Michelle, Rahm is trying to hypnotize me again..."

Louisville, KY

I told you, no anchovies on my half!

Seriously – you want ME to get on the phone with Dick Cheney and get all the details? Isn't he in an undisclosed location, Mr. President?

President Obama: Rahm, they're towing your car......

Mitra Osqui
Cambridge MA

It's the producers of "I'm a Celebrity. Get Me Out of Here." Anderson Cooper and Sara Palin have accepted for next season. Now they want Bo."

Rahm it's a collect call for you from Argentina.

Hey Rahm, tell Hillary it's 3am and I'm on the phone!

I'll take extra beef on my pizza! I need all the protein I can get...:)

With all due respect Mr. President, I order the pizza around here!

Mr. President, you put you foot inside the blue line....but I didn't say "Simon Says!"

Tell Anderson, I want the name of his Trainer. I want those pecs!

President Obama (a surprised look): Rahm, did you know that Netanyahu was named after Benjamin Franklin?

It's the staff of "What Not to Wear" giving me wardrobe pointers for tonight's ceremonial first pitch.

Mr. President, that phone call is for me. My mother always calls when you are at lunch.

Barack: I would like onions and anchovies on mine
What would you like on yours Rahm?
Rahm: I'll have the same as you, but with extra cheese.

Rahm its "Dancing With The Stars" they want you for the show!!!!

Louisiana

Rahm "Do you need to tell you are on the DO NOT CALL LIST?"

Rahm, I need to know NOW how Cheney got this number.

President Obama: Hey, Rahm, did anybody ever tell you that you look like a young Tony Curtis?

Rahm (sighing): Yes, sir Mr. President. All the time. Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a young Harry Belafonte?

President Obama: Really? I do? You really think I look like Harry? Wow...you wanna hear my rendition of the Banana Boat Song?

Rahm: No, Mr. President, not while you have Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid on hold.

Telephone: "Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available . . . "

"Barack Hussein Obama... you give me that phone this instant!!"

Pres. Obama and Chief Emanuel seem to be going crazy calling Hilary for Harry Potter premiere tickets tonight.

When the music stops we grab a chair. If I win, I'm the President RIGHT

Rahm Emanuel: "Barack, if its that automobile warranty call again, tell 'em that I'm not home."

"I don't care who you're talking to, I want to know why i wasn't invited on your trip to the motherland!"

Seriously, Mr. President, you can have pepperoni but I don't want any on MY half.

She's my mother, Mr. President. Let me talk to her.

Mr. President, I am sorry. I am the one who took the cordless phone from your office.

Bernard
Newport Beach, CA

okay, seriously...Rahm I thought you were supposed to install the cordless phones?

What, Rahm, did you get bitten by a spider too?

"I've had enough of the North Korean takeout and the Cuban food, I'm Middle Eastern Mr. President and I think you should be ordering Gyros."

Anderson, trust me. I know basketball and I know politics. I know what Sarah Palin said....not that Rahm...she said she quits!

Kathy, Ottawa, Canada

Wrestling match, Obama. You, me, out in the back. Winner takes on Chuck Todd's goatee.

I thought it was my turn to talk with you; you said I would be next!!

When the caller asked to speak to the most important man in the White House, President Obama accidentally took the phone call.

So Rehm You want pickles and onions or just pickles?
Mr. President I told you I want the works. Will they deliver this time?

Jodie
Grand Meadow Minnesota.

"You sit down first." " No, You sit down first. Infinity!""

"Now Mr. President...It's just a simple procedure, it wont hurt a bit."

Remember, Bud, no anchovies on MY half!

Mr President, if that's the folks from my anger management class, tell them I'm not in!

I'll Beat 360 after you beat Anderson in a game of Basketball.

Obama and Emanuel play a game of "Who sits down first'
foots the bill for lunch.

Barack asks Rahm if he's the man.
Rahm says "Are you kidding".

"Yeah Anderson, I miss you too – gotta go, Rahm is giving me hand signals, I've got to give him quality time too ..."

Emanuel informs Obama that Hillary has run out of sick days.
"Is that her on the phone?"

"Hold on Rahm, i'm on hold for tickets for the Harry Potter premiere!"

Bad news! Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are splitsville!

No Joe...you can't be my relief pitcher at tonigh't All Star Game!

Them them to hold the anchovies. You know I hate anchovies.

Obama: He says... "When you mess with the Rahm... You're gonna get the horns!!!"

Obama: Is your refrigerator....uh Rahm how does it go again?
Rahm: . . . running.
Obama: Is your refrigerator running? Better go...oh look a dime!

Rahm singles for Obama to not mention him.
Obama: Listen, Mahmoud, even Rahm thinks you didn't really win. You wanna talk to him? Sure, he's right here.

"Look at me, I did NOT break it. No, don't call Leon Panetta!"

Huntington Beach ,CA

"You speak to me like that again Mr. President and I'll back hand you."

"Uh, Security!"

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel is saying"The rest of us are going to Pizza Hut !" Obama replys with " I'm going to Five Guys I don't care where everyelse is going! I gotta have some of those greasy fries and a double bacon cheese burgers!"

Obama: "Did you say a $3,000 phone bill!?"
Emanuel: "Sir, calling you overseas on Air Force One is not cheap."

Tom in Grand Prairie, TX

"Just a second Your Majesty....'Rohm, we'll put a phone in your office when you can learn not to go over your minutes'"!

Hello Mr. Clemens. I can arrange that pardon if you need it, just give me some tips to throwing a strike in tonight's game.

Umm–Somebody is waiting for the phone-Gotta go! Bye!

Hey you talkin to me?

Dube......Oh ...Mr President.......I can't believe you lost your blackberry in Africa.

Felly, Sacramento
CA.

What? You have to sit to be the President?

Pres. Obama: It's Anderson Cooper. He's doing a special on going gray.

"Do I look like a guy who takes pineapple on a pizza?"

Victor
El Paso
Texas

"Hold on, Anderson Cooper wants another interview."

Mr President, the spider that bit me was THIS much bigger than the one that bit Anderson Cooper..

"Ya, Hang on,

hey Rahm, you gotta smoke?"

Victor
El Paso
Texas

Hey Rahm, that is not how you make the Vulcan peace sign..

...and Rahm will have fries with his burger....

Rahm and the President rock out as Erica Hill plays them her Poison mix tape.

President Obama "I'm gone a week, and you couldn't check my messages"!

I'll be with you in a minute Rahm, I'm placing my to go order from Five Guys...a man's gotta eat!

Obama:Hi, is that Larry King? BABA BOOEY, BABA BOOEY!

Mr President you don't have to call the Secret Service. It was me who smoked the last cigarette in your pack!

San Diego, CA.

I don't care if you are sorry Rahm, you can't use that kind of language in the oval office. I'm phoning your mother.

President...Hello C.I.A. you need to straighten up or i'll send over The Rahm to take care of things over there.

Chief of Staff... Do they think I am funny.. Does it look like I'am laughing. Do I amuse them.

Emanuel I'm on the phone!!!!
So you like Anderson's gray better than mine?

The first rule of Fight Club is-you do not talk about Fight Club. The Second rule of Fight Club is-you DO NOT TALK ABOUT Fight Club.

"Hey Rahm, you want anchovies on your pie?"

Victor
El paso
Texas

"Can you make it one more ticket for the All-Star game tonight?"

Pres. Obama: It’s Anderson Cooper. He’s wants me to be a part of a special he's doing for CNN on going gray.

Emanuel: Oooh, I'm gray! May I do it, too?

Barack ,want me to tell them the cigarette butts left on Airforce One belong to me?

Operation Repo's coming to pick up the Presidential Limo!

Rahm.....You want that pizza with double cheese ? It's free if they can't deliver in less than 30 minutes !!!!

It's the Census. Should I count my mother-in-law?

I don't care who's on the phone, look at me when I'm talking to you.

You owe me ten bucks, Rahm. McCain's hold music is still Brooks and Dunn.

Hold on Anderson – Rahm has something to say to you!

UMMMM I'm looking at him right now but he says " don't look at me...I didn't do it "

Rahm, they want to know who left the seat up in the Presidential Suite?

...or...

Uh yeah, Rahm and I want to know why we can't spring for some cordless phones?

...or...

Sure, you'd like to speak to the man of the house? Just one second...

...or...

Hey Rahm, um sercurity has an issue. They want to know who's gonna pick up the Bo's poop on the front lawn?

...or...

Hey Rahm, Anderson's having a dance party at his place after the show and says he's gonna stomp your yard!

double cheese and pepperoni?

President Obama is surprised that Chief of Staff Emanuel would enter the oval office when he wasn't wearing a jacket.

No Anderson I cannot come out and play Rahm Emanuel says I have to stay in and run the country or I'm grounded

it's 2 for 1 tuesdays....what do you want on the other pizza?

Hey Anderson, Rahm thinks a spider got him too, how'd you clear YOUR eye up so fast?

Michelle wants to know if you'll help her weed the White house garden?

Rahm "ME? you're joking right?

Thanks for the bronco statue, but dang, only if I knew, I could have been at the Calgary Stampede last week instead of Rahm.

Hey Biden, Rahm's here were ready to go to fat boys, meet you outside in a few.

Oval Office Prank 'o the Day: "Sir. I call in Gibbs, you take two steps back and we'll clothesline him!"

Sorry Hilary, thought it was your water, looks like Rahm was the one who was sitting in my chair last week.

Who do I have to call to get a coffee around here?

Rahm wants to know if he can catch the first pitch that I throw out tonight.

Make that THREE happy meals as Rahm sure could use one!

No, Mr. President, it was MY idea to send our future Cheif Justice the crystal goblets with matching candlestick holders. YOU wanted to send her lift tickets in Vail.

It's PETA...some matter about a fly??

Rahm, why do you keep using my oval office phone and keep running up my phone bills here? We don't have a stimulus package for this.

Make no mistake, whoever blinks FIRST gets coffee for Anderson!

You’re been chitchatting since you got here. When are you gonna get on the stick?

Rahm whispers: Tell Anderson that I'm out of pocket.
President Obama responds: No Anderson, Rahm is not here, but do you want to leave a message?

Don't look at me Barack. It wasn't my idea to call in an order of 200 pizzas to Dick Cheney's house. That prank is older than he is!

Okay seriously, Mr. President, I need my jacket back.

Hey look at me do the MOONWALK while talking on the phone at the sametime!

Well hello Mrs. Emanuel, nope, I have no idea where Rahm might be.

"Hello? Is this Maintenance? Emanuel is standing here, and I have his side of the story. I apologize on Rahms behalf, and will be sending him down to help you plunge it out right away!""

It's the FAA..they're giving us final clearance to buzz the gateway Arch on our way out of St. Louis tonight.

Rahm seemed offended upon overhearing the President say he makes better decisions as a wise black man...

Rahm, not everyone gets to keep their rollover miunutes. I told you not to throw away those minutes. You just wasted 20 bucks.

Hey Anderson is doing a special on gray-haired guys, you want in?

Common Barrack you don't have to bring Joe into this.

Monticello, Minnesota

Hey, Barack, use a Bluetooth; the CIA's tapped the oval office.

Uh, Mr. President you're on speaker. I can hear what Michelle is saying about me!

Extra cheese and pepperoni ok with you?

Could you show me the way out? I got lost the last time I tried to leave.

Yes Rahm, I'm still on hold trying to get tickets to the midnight screening of Harry Potter.

This is my real comment for posting.

Common Barrack you don't have the bring Joe into this.

monticello mn

Whoa... when I took the job I didn't agree to a double-date night!

Find an exit and use it.

Rahm: GM just called,looks like the check bounced.......

"He asked you if your refrigerator is running?, let me talk to him"

Rahm: Can you believe we’re older than Anderson Cooper and he’s hair its all grey and shiny already?! And the worst part its that no matter what we do look older than him!

Santo Domingo,
Dominican Republic

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Rahm: Barack, seriously, come here and give my jacket back.I have to go now.
Barack: NO! I like the way it smels. Catch me if you can!

Are you sure its free if it not here in 30 minutes or less?