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Yes, Yes, molto bene, but where's my iPod?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Barack, those are nice, but I was hoping you were gonna bring me an Ipod instead!

I said to Michelle that an iPod would be useful to your Holiness, but who said that women listen to their husbands!

Obama: Could you squeeze in a liitle closer Pope,for this photo-op,afterall,I am a papal person.....

Wow...you guys use the Dewey Decimal System,too

Obama: Can I check out this one?
Pope Benedict: Sure,but you have to return it promptly,it's the Book Of Life

What do you give the pontiff who has Everything? Please tell us its not another stack of DVDs!

I hope you like the tunes I picked for your IPOD.

"wowzers your most holyness for the grand gift. now i feel funny for bringing you Michael Jackson's funk collection."

Where's the bible?

Hope, meet Pope. Pope, Hope.

Come on Barack!!!! I need to get out of this stupid outfit and show of my arms.

"Hmmm....wonder if they'd consider a married man for Pope" muses Michelle...."after all where else is there to go."

Norma Lee New York City

So where's my iPod?

(Obama to Pope Benedict): This place sure uses a lot of religious overtones,you don't to offend anyone or for people to just stop coming here altogether,but what do I know, it's just a suggestion...

How ironic is it that we are in your library and got you this "Touch and Feel" bible as a gift?

I know were supposed to exchage gifts and all....but I forgot to order an ipod for you. I hope you kindly accept this bug I just killed!
LOOK!!!

Thank God it's not an iPod

Thank God it's not an iPod!

Queen E got an ipod....did you bring me one? Where is Michelle – she's cool – I like her.

Kathy, Canada

I have seen one of these in Rev Wrights possession, Has he been here?

Pope Benedict XVI feigns interest, as the Obamas show him their BEAT 360 scrapbook.

Oh God, I think I forgot to bring something.

This a Gregorian calender that chants out of habit.

Your Eminence, I present you with this treasure that we found hidden among Bernard Madoff's antiques.

"And this one is 'Mall Cop' ...your gonna love it."

I think I saw this on Angels & Demons.

My son, you forgot my ipod?

Thank you Pope. These are beautiful. And when you listen to that playlist I gave you, remember to sink it up with The Wizard of Oz!

Your Holiness,
Pray for me. Tomorrow I have another interview with Anderson Cooper!

"Sure this is nice, but where do you keep the 360 t-shirts."

WOW ! Look Michelle – do you see what I see?

Those are some really nice looking napkins.

Obama apologizes for the fact that he had to use one of his Holiness' embroidered napkins to clean up after eating Egg's "Benedict" that morning.

"I heard you didn't have one of these, so I brought you a first addiction copy of "The DaVinci Code"."

You could use this material here for sashes; they'll be much better than the pink that guy is wearing....

I'm I'm I'm speechless your Pontiff!

Your Holiness, here you can appreciate Michelle's skills as an embroiderer.

Yes, if you press this little button here, you will check your e-mails.

Parking lot fish fry on Friday night, sorry I don't think I will be able to make it.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Your Eminence, Michelle and the girls embroidered this magnificent piece just for you.

"Are these from the Martha Stewart Pope Collection?"

Obama selects a get well gift for Hillary-two pot holders.

Your Eminence, Michelle and I spent many sleepless nights thinking about what to give you until we gave up and called on Louis Dicocco for help.

Obama: I fogot to order your ipod but I hope you will kindly exept this bug I just killed!!
LOOOK

"Hey, Barack is stealing my patented Side-Approach Dignitary Hug!"

"Michelle picked these up at Pottery Barn just for you Pope"

a little decoupage glue and some hints from martha stewart and you can turn that plain white box into a work of art

Your Holiness,
Please, pray for me. Tomorrow I will have another interview with Anderson Cooper!

If i touch this would it solve the economic crisis?

And the red matches your shoes…

Pope Benedict XVI: Yes, you are absolutely correct. That is a canvas graphic of President and Mrs. Bill Clinton. With sincere apologies we were kinda praying for a Hillary win. However, we did not instigate the Notre Dame protests.

See, you ARE Catholic and these are the woods where the bear....

These are relics from World War II. You remember World War II, don't you?

Well yes Your Holiness – I guess, if you wanted to make them into cup coasters you could cut them right about here.

"Your ipod will go right in here and no one will be able to see it. You can listen to some MJ instead of that mass music."

We need one of these for the White House.

Ha, check it out, I found Waldo first!

Obama: So Mr. Pope.. how 'bout if you give me one of those and I'll assure you you'll win the silver fox award!

Pope: Ooohhh good idea my son!

First Lady: *Hmm that's gonna be a tough one dear*

Angelique Blanchard,
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic

Your Holiness,
Please, pray for me. Tomorrow I will have another interview with Anderson Cooper!

Oh, Gosh... do with he doesn't ask me about photos!

Obama: "Get Tom Hanks over here! This looks like a secret Illuminati symbol!"

"Well Pope Benedict, these are swell...I wonder if they make board-shorts in this design."

"Seriously, who really wants an IPOD when they could have their very own "Pope-Up" book and "Pope on a Rope" bath essentials!

"Don't worry about not spending too much on our gift, Michelle and I totally swiped these towels from our hotel at the Inauguration."

Can I call you Joe?

(Joseph Ratzinger)

"And if I sell these on ebay, do you think I could make enough to bid on a 360 t-shirt?"

And for you, I brought a photo from my commencement speech that I gave at Notre Dame.

" I know everyone is cutting back and times are toughbut I've never heard of an ....iPope?

Hey, these are the best dish towels KMart carries.

What do late fees run on these books?

Will that slice be to go?

Is the Ink still wet

What's it like having people revere you?

Obama: It's pretty good.

Obama: "I'm the face of the United States, and you're the face of Catholicism"

Pope Benedict XVI: "No, actually it's Robert Langdon"

Well, Barack is going to have it tough buying ME the gift for OUR next wedding anniversary!

We've never had an Irish Pope?!?! O'Bama Out.

"I must say, this gift sure tops that dreadful autographed jersey Da Silva gave me."

Your hollyness, I see you wrote our names in the book of life.

No my child, that is today's guest list.

And we thought these colors would work well for you...you're an autumn, right your holiness?

Your Holiness , Can you possibly talk to the Lord & ask Him to speak the word only & remove all sin from mankinds hearts & minds immediatly Please?? If Not Please tell him to come back soon This mess is more than all the Leadrers of the world can handle.

Somebody really should have run spell check before printing these off....

Obama say, "I'll take one of these." But feeling the First Lady's eye on him, he says, "You better make that two."

Leslie G., Laurel, MD

I don't wont this gift, could you pleas pray for me to win next election!!

President Bush would have loved these..... He really likes picture books.

On e-Bay, I saw this for $19.99

Mel, Whittier CA

When we finish these formalities, Silvio Berlusconi will come over and then the party will really begin.

Obama: I bought you these party napkins, they kind of match all of your priceless oil paintings!

You see, you tuck your iPod in the pocket on the back side of the vestments and you run the chord up and over your shoulder. You then have your favorite tunes with you always!

Obama: I drew a pretty picture of Anderson Cooper on a napkin for you to hang with your other works of art!

"No, I don't think that's too' flashy' to wear to the movie 'Bruno"

This is how close Russia is to Alaska's former governor, Mrs. Palin.

President Obama, glad that he went with the traditional suit over the red cape today.

Barack: "Pope, look at this. You're telling me this is the final page of the 7th Harry Potter book? Who wrote this, a three-year-old? What a rip-off.."
Michelle: "What is it?"
Barack: "Apparently, one of her kids water colored the final page on accident, because this is NOT what I was expecting.."

I MUST resist it. I must NOT hug the Pope!

Obama: So, is this written in Latin?

Pope: Pft, who knows? I think it's just jibbrish.

Do I like this pattern? DO I LIKE THIS PATTERN? Is the Pope Catholic?

Thanks, your Holiness, for the red slippers! You're sure if I click my heels together and say "I want to go home", that they'll work?

Obama: "So I hear Dan Brown's next book is set in Washington DC"
Pope Benedict: "Hallelujah! I can't deal with anymore of his Vatican nonesense"

So exactly how long was hell frozen over for after the Red Sox championship?

Obama: I saw these at Bed, Pope and Beyond and I just knew they were perfect for you!

Obama: So this is a library? There's only one book.

" A collection of silk scarfs commemorating all 266 Popes! Your Holiness, you've been reading my mind"

So, How much do you love the paps...meaning the Papacy? Ahem.

"It's the newest strap and graphics for your guitar for Guitar Hero." said Obama.

"Well, that is nice, but I prefer Rock Band and can't wait for the new Beatles game!!!"

Now you see Pope, I think this wall paper would look FABULOUS in your living room, but hey thats just me!

Hilary

Austin, Texas

I told Barack to bring the JCREW Catalog!!!!!

President Obama pretends to be Robert Langdon discovers the Lost Symbol in Dan Brown's new book!

Obama: I brought you an "I Won the Beat 360" T-shirt!

Pope: How did you ever manage to win that!?!?

"...It's called 'Sudoku,' and it's the fun addictive number puzzle whose appeal reaches across all languages, cultures, and religions!"

Obama: We need to think of a caption for this picture.
Pope: Seriously, we WILL win this Beat 360.

An " I Beat 360 T-Shirt" in latin. How cool is that

Obama: This is a napkin that Anderson Cooper once used!
Pope: Oh my God, no way! I am such a huge fan of his!
Obama: I dug it out of his trash can.
Pope: I bet even his garbage is beautiful.

This is cryptic embroidery. Can Your Holyness solve it? I`ll give you 60 seconds, starting now...

In a meeting with Pope Benedict President Obama points out the many reasons why a handerchief is a better gift than an i-pod.

Can I see the pointy hat next?

Did you bring a t-shirt for me? Or I have to write sentences like everybody else?

Uh-oh! Is that a fly?

You know I 've seen these before. I believe Dr. Tom Hanks, of Harvard was studying the messages engraved on this thinga -ma ghee. Is this the real deal?

Since I don't read or speak Latin, I'm glad that you translated this to "Pig Latin". HAT Y OP (Thank You Pope)

Obama said, "As you can see Pope Benedict...we brought our own napkins for dinner tonight."

"These are hideous, did Senator Al Franken put you up to this?"

Michelle's thought: Good thing i signed both of our names on the gift. Maybe i should've gotten the ipod instead of the bible...
Barack's thought: I hope that's the gift I'm pointing to. Hmm, there sure are a lot of bible's in this library...
Pope: I hope its an ipod...

That'll go great in the Oval Office!

"Your Holiness, please pray for America's Catholics. As a reminder we brought you the Sopranos DVD box set"

Michelle clasps her hands together as she repeats to herself over and over again "don't touch him, don't touch him, don't touch him..."

"If Michelle decides to join the convent, does she get to wear one of these?"

Victoria
Portland, OR

So Pontiff, after this do you think we could go for a spin in the Popemobile?

Your holiness,
Mr. Obama has an angelic face?

I never knew Michelango invented Paint by Numbers.

The gift receipt is in the box, your Holiness, in case you already have one of these.