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George Clooney shows buy using his fingers how many hundreds of thousands of dollars he contributed to the President's election campaign last year.

Please..... ignore my beautiful face and all my sexiness..... listen to the words that are coming out of my mouth.

In the past, I was able to count on you and your show to bring me up-to-date news, and for the most part, in an inbiased way. Your coverage of Michael Jackson's death and funeral was an embarrassment to you, I hope. Leave tabloid reporting to the entertainment shows and please return CNN and your show to your roots...news.

Really, Brad – I swear I didn't touch Angie. Those twins don't look anything like me at all.

Back off Anderson, I am not the father!

Question: Who paid for Govt Palin home?

Let me get my prints in at the new cinema before Roberto Benigni shows up here in San Demetrio.

Abracadabra nothing up my sleeves presto

Marie Desautels
Woonsocket RI 02895

"Don't touch me, don't touch me, .. yes you did touch me !"

Hold on guys cut me a break; i will soon get one.

McAllen, TX

Hold it right there I am not be brad pitt i may not be as known but darn it Im special in my own way I may some day be as big of a hit as him.

“And that’s how many Ocean's are left since Bernie Mac’s departure.” :*(

Clooney " Billie Jean those kids aren't mine ".

R.ip. MJ

Hey don't look at me, I didn't give Palin speech lessons.

Making his appearance at the Nobel Peace Hall, George Clooney demonstrates what he learned in mime class.

Whoa, cross my heart, THOSE ARE SO NOT MY CHILDREN!

"Okay, I know I'm a 10, but seriously, can we get on with this so I can hop on my bike, blast some MJ on my IPOD and get back to my Italian Villa."

Clooney " No Gov. Arnold I don't except I.O.U's "

The answer to Brad Pitt's question "How many Ocean's movies do you want to do?"

Clooney " We making this many more Ocean movies; this many! "

Clooney " See mommie I wash my hands like you told me ".

This is as high as I can count, so don't ask me again! Seriously!

What's my next film? Here is a clue, it is called Ocean's ......

No Ellen! I am not coming on ur show again!

10 years! GIve me 10 years and I'll be the next president of the United States.

"To the best of my knowledge, I am NOT the father of Michael Jackson's kids – or ANY kids. That's all I can say about the matter."

Minnetonka MN

Clooney " Don't make me use these. I just had them manicured ".

Jazz hands - Clooney style!

Hold on fellows, they're going to expand the G8 to G10.

Please! No more corporate bailouts!

Hey look... it melts in my mouth, not in my hands.... honest!

Ok ladies i know i'm handsome but move back!... I have darfur to handle.

George Clooney holds off many woman in San Demetrio for the opening ceremony of the gorgeous men's club

...and the first double feature to be shown in this new cinema: Federico Fellini's '8 1/2' and Blake Edwards' '10'

No, look at my fingers these are how many times I didn't win the Academy Awards in a row.

Stop in the name of love!

These are jazz hands, and they are gold!

(To Agent): Get Brad, Ben, Matt and Julia on the phone! We have to complete the trilogy..........our next picture will be Ocean's Ten, the prequel! Ah hah hah hah ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, I remembered to wipe and wash my hands. See.

Acting lesson #1: the "mime in a box"

I give up. I'll admit it, I'm a hottie

So what do you care if I've dated this many waitresses?

I wanted to play Spock in the updated Star Trek movies, but I couldn't do the Vulcan salute.

We already know I am better looking than you.... How about a test of strength

I can do this, "Live Long and ".....doh, I how do you trekkies DO that!

Due to my incredible cuteness I have supernatural powers beyond reason! You may channel your "aura" through me!

Donna Wood
Lexington, Tennessee

NO! I AM NOT THE FATHER OF THE OCTO MOM'S BABIES!

If only I could do the Vulcan peace sign!

That's right folks. Brad and I play to make an "Ocean's Eleven" prequel called "Ocean's Ten". It will take place before the time Matt is born.

Look, I didn't receive an invitation to Michael Jackson's memorial service! I don't have any pictures of the kids to show you.

Oh my, counting to ten obviously isn't enough for George, he's still mad!

Hold your horses everybody!!!! You've got all day to bask in my greatness

Wait wait wait wait...Obama agreed to WHAT with the Russians?

You see? My hands are clean. I am not a politician!

After showing he had nothing in his hands George Clooney he pulls a rabbit out of thin air

Look, Warner Bros. .. I'll get a restraining order if you don't stop harassing me.

My name is Dr. Ross, and I'm going to perform your brain surgery. What? ER went off the air?! When did this happen?!!

Due to recent box office flops, Clooney is reduced to miming for cash...

The good news? We're making another one. The bad news? Due to the current state of the economy, it's going to be "Oceans Ten."

Todays good looks are brought to you today by the Number TEN!

I'm telling you, I was in this many failed shows before E.R!!!

What's the difference between God and Brad Pitt ... Nothing, they're both pretty awesom.

Please .. please ... remember, Sarah is the one who quit not me!

lucille, what have you done for humanity in your life???
Michael Jackson has done more than anyone on the planet. If not for his music and his contribution to the arts, he was honored rightly for his care for the world and it's people.
Besides, this picture is about George Clooney not Michael.
I like Rebecca's comment:))

"Don't tase me, bro!"

Five...Five Dollar....Five dollar foot long!

What are the odds of getting even? 10 to one.

WAIT! No pics before I put on my "come-hither" face!

Check out a cool trick I just learned: parting the Mediterranean!

Things would have been better if they would have let me take care of the wardrobe malfunction.

George Clooney makes it clear that he is NOT the biological father of Michael Jackson's children.

talk to the hands I 'm not listening anymore!!!!!!!!!!

Look Ma, no hands!

Ladies please..please, calm down.

Clooney gives ten votes for Anderson Cooper to win this years sexiest man alive!

George Clooney mimes, "Don't box me in!"

10. 10 Ladies I have lined up for tonight.

How many years until my hair looks as good as Anderson Coopers? Ten ... at least.

"My best Vulcan salute, or, why I was not cast in Star Trek."

Trust me I am using sun block.

"Count them Bill, 5+5 = 10."

Please hold your applause,we all know how awesome I am.

For the last time, I couldn't play Spock in the new Star Trek movie because I'm physically unable to do the Vulcan "Live Long and Prosper" sign.

This is a double-handed Nobel peace sign.

Its ok people-remain calm-I'm BatMan

The number of the day is 10...muhahahahaha!

Yes Officer... I know the drill. I'll assume the position.

Seconds after a thin, fuzzy pole impaled his spine, George Clooney froze himself in this dramatic pose to avoid further injury.

George Clooney getting into character for his next major role in "My Life in a Box: The Marcel Marceau Story."

" Count them Bill, 5+5 = 10" , say Dieci

This nail polish sure takes awhile to dry.

Wait a second ladies...I said I was willing to help you out...but not in that way.

Fernando Blanco
San Jose, Ca

And now, for my next trick, I will get a different haircut!

How much do you get paid for babysitting Brad & Angelina's kids?

Clooney answers the question, "How many fish will Sarah Palin catch before regretting her decision to resign!"

"I'm a 10"

"Sorry to tell you, Bono is NOT here today"

Please, please. I appreciate it, but Hugh Jackman is now the sexiest man alive.

"10" – the score I want for my future wife!!!

Look, no wedding ring, I'm free to date!

"Don't shoot– I come in peace!"

Whoa, Whoa...ENOUGH! I can take just one more question, then I really MUST get to that pool party at Sylvio's..

Hey! Don't taser me, bro.

Anderson, I want ten reasons why you put me on the Beat360!

Humm, Erica Hill will be anchoring today ...
Okay, I do a posture to the Beat

Next up is Ocean's 10, Brad and a couple others think they're too good to keep going.

Acting is ok, but I really wish I could be a mime.

"Ten.....that's the number of tickets I need for the Harry Potter premiere."

I wanna make this many more Batman movies

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

No guys, These are not spirit fingers..... THESE are Spirit fingers! NOW TRY IT AGAIN!!

(coach from bring it on again!)

I know Batman & Robin was a bad movie...let it go

George Clooney, after exiting from a preview screening of "Brüno," unsuccessfully attempts what ends up resembling a "Zoolander" pose....

Stop it!
Will Erica Hill anchor the show today?
In this case, which posture do you want for my picture?

This magic force field would've worked wonders blocking that Batman script I accepted.

This is how much Batman and Robin made.....

George Clooney attempts miming the size of the phone booth he is in.

This is how many times I plan on being People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive."

George Clooney prepares for his summer job as Italy's bikini inspector.

George Clooney reluctantly announcing the release of "Ocean's 10" amidst cries of protest.

Whoa, Hold On a Minute – no I did not Invite the President to this and I promise I had no idea that the President was on my plane and for that I can not be blamed that he is in Italy and Not at Home fighting for our Economy.

WAIT! I am trying to mind meld with Anderson Cooper. I just wish I could get that salute down like Spock.

George Clooney reveals how many millions of dollars it took for him to appear on one more episode of "ER".

Now that was ten, ten reasons why I'm the hottist guy in Hollywood.

Bill Shields
Waynesboro, VA

Wait, just wait..... I know I can make my eyes roll all the way around.

This is impressive but instead of building one you could have just ask me you know I have ten at home.

"These are the sexiest hands alive! Any questions?"

" watch for the prequel 'Ocean's 10', as soon as I dye my hair"

George Clooney is practicing his mime skills-
"I'm in a box..."

This is my batman fighting pose.

This is how many times I've tried to get Anderson to dance, but my attempts were to no avail.

Save Darfur...

guys don't ask me anything related to Nobel prize because i don't know what anyone needs to do to get this.

It's ok, I's ok I was just a hug

monticello minnesota

This is my real comment.

Look I have ten fingers!

I want to show the leaders how to think outside the box to solve global problems.

O.K. fellas, back up so I can have a scenic backdrop like Anderson Cooper had all last week.

Bridging the language gap, George Clooney indicates there will be 10 more sequels to "Ocean's 11" with the final being "Ocean's 23".

"Why I'll never be cast as Rahm Emanuel."

Okay everyone, I know I'm just a guest but, I have ten reasons why I should get a peace prize.

The Perfect Storm will begin in ten seconds ....

" I like big BUTTS and I can not lie !! "

Ok...calm down, I promise that I won't make any more sequels.

No, no, President Obama, you can't touch MY face !!!!!!!!

Okay everyone, I don't know what you are talking about but I never filmed a movie called "Ocean's Ten."

Don't let my worshipers come too close. They'll tarnish my saintly image.

George Clooney still maintains that he has at least ten fewer grey hairs than Anderson does.

I give Erica Hill a perfect 10 for anchoring tonight!

No, I don't need the teleprompter.

"Just to Be Clear: 10 More Women to Date Before I Marry"

No I don't have hair plugs! Go ahead and look. Ok, that's close enough.

That's it! I wash my hands of all this political stuff. I am leaving it to Brad and Angie.

" I think this is the best way to land a hand and boost the econmy,"

George Clooney does an odd but otherwise handsome impersonation of Richard Nixon.

On the hottie scale I am a 10. I have been a 10 and will continue to be a 10.

I will attempt to make Brad Pitt appear...Look closely...nothing...

Back off!! I'm George Clooney....not Barack Obama.

yes, mom...I washed my hands! See...

Please, please people you may take your seats now!

As you all know, we are planning on the cinema being no less tha 10 screens.

Please, no more questions about Brangelina. I'm not their publicist.

As you all know, we are planning on the cinema being no less than 10 screens.

George Clooney: Ready to frisk an unassuming cocktail waitresss at any time.

Tobey Maguire didn't cut it. I should've been Spiderman!

Clooney answers the question: "How many days will it take for Madoff to change his mind about appealing his sentence!"

George Clooney auditions for the role of Padre Pio for a new movie.

George: I am truly sorry...I am so sexy!

Woa, I think you better take a step back. I used to be Batman.

I am truly sorry...I am so sexy!

Chill...I'm here to save the world!

My new interest is being a mime, see I'm pushing against the invisible wall.

I'm a "TEN", and thats all there is to it !

Clooney shows his open hands and professes he didn't throw any stones because clearly he lives in a glass house.

I will use my amazing mentalist powers to predict,how they predict,when they predict a winner of the AC 360 caption contest....

And now for my best Sarah Palin impersonation …. I quit!

Clooney once again contends, that he is indeed the 'Perfect 10'!

My rating for President Obama, check it out!

Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart, think it over!

BACK OFF CNN !

I will never divulge if I prefer to wear boxers or briefs

Hold on, hold on. Only beautiful people are allowed past this point.

Clooney begins to lose patience when the stunt wires holding him up can be clearly seen in the latest action shot.

Wait, stop right there. Although I acknowledge I have made the earth move for women all across the globe, I swear that I had absolutely nothing to do with this quake.

I got ten bucks that says obama will fix the economy!

NNNOOO!!!! I'm not that George Clooney,I never played on the Facts of Life and my good friend Brad Pitt,never played the rock star,who snubbed Ben Seaver on Growing Pains,either

Hold on, Hold on. We're gonna handle this just like Gibbs White House press briefings. One question at a time. I'll choose the person who asks the question but instead of going boy-girl, I think I'll answer all the ladies questions first then if we have time, I'll answer a couple of the guys questions.

Nooooooo! I am holding up ten fingers, not eleven. Get new contacts, Erica! Get new contacts!

Where's the wet cement?

Sorry, cant touch your melons, im allergic.

OK, the bottom line is that no matter how many hotties has Berlusconi hooked, he did a
decent job and had positive attitude in calling on his people to have a nice camping.

Qinghua Zhou (From Boulder, CO)

Hey Busey, how many fingers am I holding up?

I am here to deny all rumors that I have ever had any scuffle with the paparazzi! I just raise my hands like this, give them a dirty look a la Clooney and they disappear realy fast!!!

My only mistake was not making Ocean 10

Every movie,I've ever seen him in,he does that exact same pose,he's doing in the caption...lol

No,wait a minute,I was not trying to be in such good company,today....it just kinda happened

"Ok, here's my eleven point plan for world peace." [Picture edited for content]

George Clooney auditions for the part of Mr. Spock in Star Trek VIII

Clooney – Woa Copper. Stop reading through all those captions and give the guy thats writing this caption a shirt. He's been trying a very long time.

I've got a least 10 years before my hair is as silver as Anderson's.

"Thank you, thank you. And this Italian cinema is where we will release yet another sequel to the dried up Oceans series."

Victoria
Portland, OR

That’s how many traffic tickets I want.. Ten.. Dieci.. I dare you I say..

CALM DOWN,CALM DOWN,you have me mistaken for someone else,I'm not dubya,though in this Mediterranean light,I do have a presidential glow.....

George: Turn around, hon, and let me rub all that tension out of your shoulders.

Me: OK

I'll have the 5, the $5.00 foot long please.

OK,OK,the cat's outta the bag,I'll level with you,I will run for president in 2012,the GOP's last and only hope...

Please, I'm only here for my craft.

But the ladies can meet me later in my hotel.

I want 2 of those, five, five dollar foot longs

For the last time, I am NOT a real doctor.

"I'm warning you, these hands are deadly weapons! Well, only when they hold a knife and fork."

10 times! 10 times Erica Hill has turned me down!

Batman in a glass box.

Aren't we playing charades?

And now ladies and gentleman concentrate for a minute and tell me how many finger you see! I, the Great Cloony, will prove that I can make myself appear and disappear at will in case of a scuffle with the paparazzi.

I kid you not, the Island is only about this big. The award itself was much bigger

OK Cooper... we'll let Erica decide who takes her out on her birthday!

And for my next trick I'm going to pull Brad Pitt out of my hat....

How many times do we have to do this? Anderson, when i say 'action' take two steps to the left and stop! AC 360- take 41, and action....

The gypsy told me my life line and heart line were strong, but she couldn't find a marriage line on either hand.

The waitress last night was not a nine, but a ten!

If I can get out of this box, I WANT one of those Beat 360 T shirts.

No, no it wasn't me running from the paparazzi in London, it was my evil twin Anderson Cooper!

Yeah, and if I take my shoes off, I can count to 20!

I auditioned for Spock..but my hands just don't work with me.

No, no, I am sorry. No matter how many of you think it will make the world a better place, I will not moonwalk for you.

Calm down folks, We are showing the new Johnny Depp movie. Yes, yes, I agree...He is so very dreamy.

Hold on, are you coughing? Just back away. I don't want to get swine flu!

Rockwall, TX

Tune in to watch me beat 360.

When???

At 10.

Don't you dare throw that shoe!

"I give myself a ten out of ten."

I will field no questions about the Italian Prime Ministers "date" to the summitt.

And on the Eighth day, BAM!! God Made Barack Obama President

Okay ELLEN I've done your show, now will you please leave me alone!

It`s no less than this many casinoes that I`m gonna steal in my next movie.Simultaneously!

"Oh no Brad....not again"

...Easy...Easy... I promise I thought they weren't real.

On the "Clooney" scale, Erica Hill scores a ten!

How many acts of congress does it take to destroy an economy?

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

"I would now like to grace all of you with my 'Minority Report' recap."

When in Italy, fondle.

No Ellen you had me in 09.

Give me this many easons why I should get married.

Today, ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, honorable Nobel laureates and activists, I am here to convince you, that I have every single bit of what it takes, to be the greatest hand model of all time...

"I swear I didn't know he had paid for them, I thought they just wanted me because I am Dr. Doug Ross..er Danny Ocean..ah..George Clooney" – in response to questions about his partying with the Italian Prime Minister the night before.

No No, I only played a doctor on TV.

I have 2 hands, the left and the right, READ my lips, I will be a Nobel Prize Winner in "TWO o TEN"

I want 10 TIMES what Brad makes in the next Ocean's movie.

"Hey, hey now. Just because you don't see the waders, Confessions of A Dangerous Mind are all the same."

If my Darfur efforts don't get me a Nobel Peace prize, I will just bring peace to the world by telling everyone to stop fighting using my hands like this and concentrating very hard... oh sorry I just play a super hero in the movies... oops.

"Hold your fire Sarah! It’s me ~ George."

"Do my hands look like I have worked a day in my life?"

Is there a palmist in the audience who can read my future?

"What percentage of a chance is there that I will give up my current lifestyle to run for public office?"

Clooney tries to woo Erica by displaying his incredible Jazz Hands.

Hold on, I would like to begin by saying that you are not at the Oscars and I am only here to show my support for peace.

Clooney explains his new hands-off "don't touch/don't touch" press policy.

I have to admit, I only have 10 more minutes until I turn into a pumpkin.

No I not being signed for BATMAN 10, I mean it...

Hey George, I see you're in L'Aquila... How's it shaking?

No, this cinema ain`t gonna show any of my less known movies but if you insist...

When in Italy do as the Italians do... talk with your hands... read me hands, stop these Italian women from pinching my behind please!

George Clooney shows why he didn't get the part of Spock in the latest Star Trek movie.

How many postal facilities are owned by politicians ??
Full retirement ,SSI and money from under table via post office !!!
What a deal !!!

Clooney, the lobbyist, pushes for a living wage. Read my Jazz Hands!

Hold on a minute, I know...everybody was waiting for Sandford, but we all saw Palin, all right?....but believe it or not, that is not cinema....ok?

No, sorry guys I don't know what Biden meant to say either.

Sexiest man alive 10 times....top that Pitt!

Calming the amused crowd after his first practical joke; at his inaugural speech… 2028 George Clooney for President.
Paid for today’s Beat 360 …ok 360 staff ..dazzle me here..

Auri,
Washington, DC.

Previously from Los Angels Ca, Miami FL and Columbus Ohio

Please! Governor Schwarzenegger, as I said before...I am unarmed and do not have 3 billion dollars.

yes ladies, I surrender!!!, I'm handsome "mea culpa".

Sexiest Man Alive 10 times....top that Anderson Cooper!

How many Kentucky Derby winners have been sold to the Japanese. Yumo.

Today, ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, honorable Nobel laureates and proud activists, I am here to convince you, that I have every single bit of what it takes, to be the greatest hand model of all time…and I ask for your full support of my cause.

George Clooney hams it up for the camera,as he portrays George Bush's 2007 'African Tribal Dance"

Hey, stop taking my picture, there are other handsome guys in the world too

"Hold your fire Sarah! It’s me ~ George."
(I just sent this in but neglected to put my city, state)
Park City, Utah

Clooney takes a "hands on" approach in helping earthquake victims.

Stop one minute there just because I can't be at peace with a girlfriend for more than a year, doesn't mean I can't bring peace to the world.

Have these hands done some magical moves,both inside AND outside of the ER.

Seriously, I've got 10 Beat 360 T-shirts at home.

Clooney: "Is this the same bullet proof glass the Obamas get to use?"

How many times a minute the average American woman thinks of George Clooney.

5! Five dollar foot long!

Erin Fleshner
Burbank, Ca

LOOK! My hands are clean had nothing to do w/the earth moving!...:)

Look. All I'm going to tell you is that it's Vulcan. And it's not very nice.

I have 10 things in common with Anderson Cooper:

1. prematurely grey hair
2. beautiful eyes
3. expensive cloths
4. makiing women weak in the knees
5. single and mingling
6. boyish smile and charm
7. drop dead gorgeous
8. very into politics
9. great sense of humor
10. secretly in love with Erica Hill

Clooney: “Is this the same bullet proof glass the Obamas get to use?”

I have 10 things in common with Anderson Cooper:

1. prematurely grey hair
2. beautiful eyes
3. expensive designer clothes
4. makiing women weak in the knees
5. single and likes to mingle
6. boyish smile and charm
7. drop dead gorgeous
8. very into politics
9. great sense of humor
10. secretly in love with Erica Hill

Alright, I'll admit it. Anderson Cooper's hair is much better looking than mine.

"Hey, I know I'm no Anderson Cooper or anything, but I still look pretty darn good!"

"Live long and prosper, no, it's peace and long life, ah, rats I just can't get the hang of the Spock hand salute."

That's the amount of failed "Oceans" movies we made before we hit the jackpot.

Forty-eight and no nose, ear or wedding rings!

George promotes his latest blockbuster movie. Ocean's Ten. "With the recession and all" he says, "we're downsizing".

That's enough clapping, I'd like to talk now.

"Easy there pal! I don't just play a tough guy in the movies. I really AM a tough guy!"

Israel is trying to push the US into a war with Iran, a country who has not attacked another nation in modern times.

Whoa down now. It wasn't me. It was my evil twin, John Roberts.

See these hands Letterman...stop with the Palin jokes, or else...
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

If we get another earthquake, I will just demand it stop like this.

That's right, Ladies and Gentlemen, you are all in for a treat.....I'm making the Pre-quel... "Ocean's Ten"

I'll be there for we are showing a thriller of a movie, its so good its bad, with lots of history and if the earthquake strikes again it will be off the wall. The around the clock MJ coverag has seeped into my vocabulary so just read my hands and beat it!

Show me em! 10 people that didn't wish that they were either dating me or didn't want to be me...

This is the last time you will be seeing my naked hands, I promised MJ to carry out the glove tradition; this time with 2 sequinned gloves – 1 black and 1 white.

Hold on there, just because I can't be at peace with the same woman for long doesn't mean I can't bring peace to the world.

Unable to speak a word of Italian, George Clooney uses his hands to answer the question, "How many years till you run for office?"

Unable to speak a word of Italian, George Clooney uses his hands to answer the question, "How many more Ocean... movies can we expect?"

Paul Simon says "there must be fifty ways to leave your lover". Believe you me, I can tell you 10 that work.

Unable to speak a word of Italian, George Clooney uses his hands to answer the question, “How many more years before his hair looks like Andersons?”

The opening of the Nobel Peace Hall has been brought to by the letter P and the number 10.
Mary Louise, Little Falls, NJ

Just hold it folks....I'm a pretty peaceful guy, but to suggest that I
am no longer the 'sexiest man alive' is simply maddening! Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

"So George what would you rate Erica Hill on a scale of one to ten?"

Please folks...no matter how much you beg....I won't be participating in the "Facts fo Life" cast reunion...

"I'll start my political career in 10 years."

George Clooney uses his hands to illustrate how he greats all his female co-stars.

George Clooney faces and angry crowd after an Italian screening of Batman and Robin.

“OK, Damon – picture it: Sarah Palin, Wolfe Blitzer, a plane wreck, a deserted island, and a moose. We’re talking a ‘Best Picture’ nomination at least…”

Clooney gets ready to cover Obama during a pick up game.

I'm this many years old.

Ladies! Ladies! Please, do not throw your panties until the end of the ceremony.

No, these are not the driods you are looking for.

"Please don't hit me.. I swear I haven't had an affair with your wife. Does this face look like one of an adulterist to you?"

Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man...

Alright stop! HAMMER TIME!

Can't touch this.

I will lay my hands upon you and you shall be HEALED!

No. No. I'm not up for a prize this year.

"Whoa, Sir, please put your shoe back on!"

Um. Bill. I play basketball, not golf.

I am prepared to high five everyone in the entire country! Who's with me!?!?!

Okay guys, for the last time, I don't know where Michael Jackson will be buried.

Here's a trick I picked up from David Copperfield on location for Ocean's Eleven. See, nothing up my sleeves...

I may not wear a sequin glove but I can still attract the ladies.

I promise it wasn't me that put the Michael Jackson Cheeto on ebay!

o.k. I swear I washed my hands. No trace of swine flu here!

i have ten years until i can start getting my senior citizen discount at dunkin doughnuts ten years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I used 10...10!...bottles of Grecian Formula and I'm still grey!

George Clooney’s response when asked the question: “On a scale of 1 to 10 (one being sane and 10 being completely bonkers), how crazy is Sarah Palin?”

Mark Harris – Portland, OR

Okay I know this looks bad but c'mon Dr. Peter Venkman is here to solve this

Read my Jazz Hands!

Ok, the last batman film might have been a little bit better than the one I was in.

"I am not a quitter! I am Clooney hear me roar!"

Brat, please....can't we just get alone?

"I'm BEGGING here, pull the pole outta my back"

Hold it! I got L'Aquila.

Clooney tries to stop Letterman from telling his Top Ten Metaphors Sarah Palin DID NOT use.

Ok guys, I THINK I'm ready .. toss me the budget.

Well...look...if Brad can have an Angelina why can't I have Erica. She's worth climbing a hill for, too.

Five....Five Dollar....Five Dollar foot-loooongs....

YES, I did wash my hands after using the john, see?

Simmer down, the Michael Jackson story is over!

"I have 10 children, your kidding, right?" "I don't even have a ring on any of my fingers."

Who said I was too old for Erica Hill? Was Sinatra too old for Mia Farrow?

Your right Anderson, Erica Hill is a 10.

I'd like to dedicate this to my dearly departed friend Bernie Mac: "I ain't scared of you!"

San Diego CA.

Hold your horses!!! I didn't know I was nominated for the Nobel Incredibly Handsome Prize

Don't worry everyone!!! I'm not pulling a Sarah Palin here. I love my job.

...jazz hands!.....

George, tell us again how many times you were named People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive."

" I know Anderson Cooper is the silver fox...no need to get hasty"

(Singing kindergarden song)" I have 2 hands, the left and the right. Hold them up high so clean and bright. Clean little hands are good to see. "

George Clooney pulls an "Italian Job" for Earthquake Victims.

Clooney denies allegations of legally using "Touch of Gray" and for proof shows his unblemished hands up for the press to see

Really, I was only acting the role of a doctor on t.v. I am not a doctor, I am an actor, and had no connection with Michael Jackson.

Janet
Oshawa, ON
Canada

peace be with you....na nu na nu.

Spelling correction (sortry!)

I’ve called Erica NINE times for a date, but she won’t get back to me!

*****abracadabra***** that’s how you make a young hot woman you've been with for around 7 months disappear and continue on the road to being a hot, rich, superstar bachelor. ….that’s right…I’m George Clooney

I've tried 10 times to Beat 360!

Now now Anderson, I didn't mean to steal your hairstyle.

Clooney attempts a rare, double shooter Vulcan sign in the hopes that Spock will win the Nobel Piece Prize.

I swear, that crazy Italian spider in my hotel room had 10 legs!

Back off Anderson! I didn't mean to steal your hairstyle.

No wonder I lost the poker game last night...those bellhops stacked their deck with 10 aces!

Hey, George, how old do you think you are?

George: I'm this many!

This is the end, my hands say it all.

At that precise moment, George was the only person on earth not twittering.

" Excuse me Mr. Clooney but the public would like to know how many more years you have before you qualify for Social Security?"

If this acting thing doesn't pan out, I can always return to my first love – pantomime!!

Anderson ! Stop right there ! This is my Moment !

" EVERYONE GET DOWN! THIS IS A ROBBERY! "

"They are thinking of casting me in a movie about Tim Geithner's life... I sure have mastered his 'testifying to Congress' look..."

Anya Parampil
Michigan

Dear Mr. Clooney,

If wrinkles on your face make you look sexy, what do the wrinkles on your finger tips make you?

When asked about the United States current economic mess. George quickly states ' DON'T LOOK AT ME, I DIDN'T DO IT.

" George, George, how many times did you have to re-shoot that Cialis commercial and what the longest youve gone without an erection. In years please.....really? 10"

No, Prince. I did not swipe your guitar pick. I'd tell you who did, but AC (said with a fake cough or sneeze) will be upset with me.

Stop it. For the last time. I will not marry you.

Don't ask me to do a moonwalk. I forgot my gloves....

Ok ok, I give up!
But I swear that , I only did that for my hair.

Clooney To Prince who just discovered that his favorite guitar pick is missing: It wasn’t me! I don’t have sticky fingers like Anderson. I saw him take it with my own eyes.

Excuse me Mr. Clooney, how do you grab poles?

"Look, I may be one of the best actors of all time but I cannot help you balance the budget"

Mr. Clooney my daughter really wants me to look like a moose during story time, you got any ideas on how to look a little more like one?

While Joey Chestnut packed away 12 hot dogs in 10 minutes at the Hot Dog Eating Contest, Anderson and Erica could only manage 10 dogs...between them!

See! even at 48,there are no worries lines in my hands,and my hair don't have any seagulls either

It wasn't me, Prince! My hands are clean. Unlike a certain AC (muffled) I don't have sticky fingers, see.

Silvio Berlusconi is an Ametuer. I have had more models than I can count on both of my hands!

Anderson, if your hands were as perfect as mine, maybe you could be the sexiest man alive!!!

Clooney – the true Jedi.

Did you not want me to squeeze those?

On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the highest, how bad do you wanna fist fight Tom Sellek?

Crowd just move back a little so I can show you my moon walk.

'I am not a crook!!!!"

The top ten reasons I'm in awe about Sarah Palin:

10. Baluga Whales fear her.
9. Trophy hunters love her.
8. She looked HOT in the red swimsuit at the Miss Alaska contest.
7. Polar Bears fear her.
6. She's has "gotcha" down to an art.
5. She looks great wearing a baby papoose.
4. Alaskan wolves fear her.
3. She can see Russia from her porch.
2. Hell, all the damn Alaskan wildlife fear her.
1. She does a mean Tina Fey!

Wait, I swear I didn’t touch you there!

wow...those are real!

Hold up! Hold up! Hold up! You've got the wronng silver fox.

” George, George, how many times did you have to re-shoot that Cialis commercial and what the longest youve gone without an erection. In years please…..really? 10″

I said talk to the hands

OK, let make it right! Anderson, which one do you like the best: go to Africa or fish in Alaska?

Back off or I will pull this sword out of my back and get you all!!

On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the highest, How bad do you just wanna fist fight Tom Selleck?

i've said it before and i'll say it again....no i will not marry you ok?

After conducting an investigation on his missing guitar pick, Prince found out that is was a certain silver fox with sticky fingers that lifted it while he was performing. But Mr. Clooney, clearing his name stated:

Hold up! Wait a minute! You’ve got the wrong silver fox.

"Politics...shmolitics...I am just here to promote Oceans Ten the prequel"

I only have this many wives, that doesn't make me a polygamist

George Clooney showed his expertise for sports while in San Demetrio, Italy, when asked how many Tour de France wins fellow American Lance Armstrong has.

Shot of the day caption contest entry from Steve Bailey, Tilghman, Md.

Amazingly, the runaway locomotive responded to Clooney's star power by screeching to a halt.

"Stand back and i'll heal ya'll, but i cant guarantee you'll all be pretty!"

Ladies , ladies......I feel like a million but I will take 10 at a time.

o.k, so Superman then places his hands on the building like this and pushes it out of the way...how cool is that!
I wanted to be Superman, but Nooooooo, I had to be some guy in a cheesy bat costume with pointy ears and they wouldn't even let me fly. Whoever heard of such a thing, bats not flying..sheesh!

Hey, did I mention how much I really, really wanted to be Superman?

Clooney entertains the crowd performing his rendition of the "Aristocrats"…

It's almost done...a few more pages and we have a screenplay!

Can you believe it, President Obama called and asked if I could get him some tickets to the show?! Do you know how many he wanted? 10 tickets yep that's right 10 Free tickets

I painted my nails this time...
I have some nail-related-medical "disorder".

I need two gloves.Not one.Two!

Peter Facinelli (as Dr. Cooper) got the part on Nurse Jackie but I had breast turrets too and I'm a bigger star.

I absolutely refuse to run for public office....unless I can muster up just a little more support! Until that happens, talk to the hands people!

what are you looking

Okay. You've got me backed up against the pole. Now what do I do?

No I'm absolutely positive Billie Jean is not my lover....

Clooney entertaining the Nobel crowd with the classic mime trapped in a box act.

Whoa, back off ladies, I still King of Bachelors.