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I don't want to embarrass my country but i'm not sure to kiss his cheek or pinch it so I'll pinch it that must be there custom for greeting.

Will you consider joining me on Dancing with the Czars?

Easy Silvio! Do I look like an eighteen year old girl?

Silvio, what is the face cream that you use to achieve that exotic glow?

I think you have somethig caught in you teeth let me check nope looking prime minster Bertusconi and i must say nice teeth.

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi : "OMGH, he is so much more taller in person. This is the most exciting day of my life!!"

President Barack Obama : "Maybe if I play my cards right I can get some nice Italian shoes!"

Belissimo!

What a cute little Italian man...*pinches cheek*

"Nice suit.... Italian?"

Marietta, GA

What a cute little Italian man…*pinches cheek*

Marco Carreon
New York, NY

Aren't you so cute! I just want to squeeze your little cheek!

Satisfaction only through conquest – yes, I get it. I won my last primary against someone who felt the same way.

"What did the 5 fingers say to the face?" "SLAP"

Obama: I'm not sure about this whole European cheek-kissing greeting...I won't use tongue if you won't.

Obama greets the President of Italy

Obama tries a Vulcan mind-meld on Silvio Berlusconi to learn how he stays on top despite scandal.

"So I heard you think I am young, handsome and tan. I like long walks on the beach too."

Obama- Come on, all the republicans are doing it and they get away with itn why can't I?

Obama wipes the gelato from Silvio Berlusconi's cheek.

The Italian Prime Minister informs President Obama he has just won the Fazoli free spaghetti contest.

Sivio, mio amico, any chances that you might invite me to spend time in your Villa Certosa?

I do love pasta, but how about you and I going out for a burger later?

No Silvio, Sarah Palin isn't getting diverced, she's leaving office, so I can't introduce you to her in that way.

Silvio, old friend, give me a hug now that we don't have Queen Elizabeth looking over our shoulders!!!

"Aww...C'mon on,you can admit to ME that you use 'Just For Men'"

Mr. Berlusconi,

I know that your parties are lively, but I have to decline your invitation because Michelle is angry!

That's amore!!!

I agree, Silvio, the Michael Jackson memorial was very touching.

Silvio, how do you manage to get such a close shave?

I'd like to present you with an ipod with music by Sinatra, Como, Bennet and Martin, all the great Italian American singers.

Mr. President, you are one cute brother!

Berlusconi always knew being in Obama's precense was 'magical' but what surprised him was that he did tricks like pulling coins out of one's ear upon greeting.

You've got some spaghetti sauce on your cheek.

The Italian Prime Minister, fresh from his Botox Party ,greets the President, who politely comments on Silvio's skin's amazing elasticity.

"Hi Silvio, I am diggin' the new face lift. It is belissimo!"

"Silvio and me, a story of how Silvio would do anything to catch my attention at every international meeting we went" by Barack Obama

You Babbo Berlusconi, may call me Capo di tutti capi Obama.

Tim Gibson
San Diego

Look here Silvio be a good little boy and go get my drink!

"Wow! Everything here is so life like..."

I'd like to present you with an ipod of all the great Italian American singers, Sinatra, Bennet, Martin, Damone, Como, here take a listen!

"Hmmm....high end suit, well coiffed hair, excellent teeth...honestly, I wasn't expecting to see anything like that until I sat down for the Anderson Cooper Interview in a few days"

I always tell Michelle that Italians really know how to party!!!

Silvio,

Your personal problems and scandals that have filled the newspapers in recent weeks will be forgotten, at least in the coming days.

" I am about to give a you a big-a wet-a kiss-a on the cheek-a"

Barack Obama tries to impress Prime Minister Berlusconi by pulling a cigarette out of his ear.

We should get pizza or spaghetti together one of these days.

"Silvio, is that a cannoli in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"shall we have some Chianti and play in zee olive oil? Hmm?"

Still suffering from jet lag, President Obama wonders how Vice President Biden made it to Italy before him and why he colored his hair.

Sick of burgers and fries Barack Obama seems eager to get his hands on some Italian.

Silvio, old rascal, you don't look a day older than 50. What is your secret? The Mediterranean diet and the beach?!!!

Silvio! Can you recommend a really nice "French Dish" I could meet oops! I meant eat...:)

Barack Obama tries to wipe lipstick of Prime Minister Berlusconis cheek before they greet the media.

Barack Obama assures Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi that its a normal American custom to caress another mans cheek during a greeting.

Are you sure your name isn't Tony? Well, then let me wipe the "To NY" off of your cheek. BY the way, how was your last trip to New York?

Mr Prime Minister, I have to say, my staff was wrong, your Myspace pics don't do you justice!!

President Obama and Prime Minister Berlusconi, known for their sense of humor, ready to tackle the world's financial problems with a smile.

"I'm glad to see you received the "Blue suit, white shirt, blue tie" memo.

The President checks Prime Minister Berlusconi for Obama fever, witch started in the States and spread across Europe.

Wow! I can't wipe that grin off of your face either.

Hold Still, my thumb is stuck!!!

(sent to you all the way from Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada!!! Oh, and yes, I am one of your biggest fans Anderson; loads of respect for you sir! Go ahead smile!!!)

With your scandals....you'd be a Republican in America.

No seriously, you have to see "My Cousin Vinny"! You look just like him.

Miranda Oswald from Sarasota Florida

I love a cheeky Republican.

What's this? You have a quarter behind your ear!

Miranda Oswald from Sarasota Florida

Berlusconi: I'm never going to wash my face again.

Obama: "Silvio, tell your fashion critics to go easy on my daughters!"

I have a feeling that you and Mark Sanford could have a beautiful friendship.

“Prime Minister, you do not have to say anything, but if it is you that is responsible for what I am smelling right now, just smile really big."

Carl White
Atlanta, GA

Where can you get a Sigaro Toscaro?...why Mr. President, i thought you quit!

"With a face like that, who can't overlook a little scandal here and there?"

Silvio, what a smile...! Tell me is Queen Elizabeth somewhere around here?!!!

Your so cute Mr. Berlusconi.

Obama, I did not have sexual relations with those women!

The President of the USA "made him an offer he couldn't refuse."

Have you seen those shoes O.J. was wearing?

Wow...he looks so lifelike!

Wow, it looks like Coach K. I still like UNC but this is a nice surprise.

Berlusconi: I'm smiling Pres. Obama because if you were Pres. Clinton with your hand on my cheek like that, I'd be worried...

And then Patrizia said you did this....

Miranda Oswald from Sarasota Florida

Italian Prime Minister needs a pinch after getting lost in Obama's eyes!

Super President Obama to Silvio: First I will start Italy on a low carb
diet, then I will fix your economy, then I will fix your health care system,
then we do lunch!

What did you say her name is? Patrizia? How do you spell that?

Miranda Oswald from Sarasota, FL

Wow I'm gonna have to get one of these wax figures for the next economic press conference!

Silvio, you want some tips about how to handle the press? Well, you are asking the right person! I have been accused of being in bed with the media!!!

Silvio, how is the missus? What is that that I heard about pots and pan flying in the kitchen at your villa?

Is there a "don't ask, don't tell" policy among heads-of-state?

Sorry Silvio, but I don't think there is a hypoallergenic Italian breed that we could have considered.

Shall I lead or would you rather?

Wow, baby soft... Oil of Olay Age Defying Revitalizing Cream you say?

Wow! What soft skin you have! Is it the extra virgin olive oil?

Donna Wood
Lexington, Tn.

Obama: Good boy! Now if you continue to behave well, I'll give you a federal bailout too!

So glad we called each other at four in the morning to wear some matching suits!

Spokane, Washington

"Prime Minister, I must say you have a lovely complexion."

Darling...this music is much slower than I generally boogie to....

You have to be the only person I've met with bigger ears than mine...

So, Silvio, How do you do it?!

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore

My favorite part of The Office is when you say, "That's what she said!"

You don't need to understand Italian to know what's going on here.

I know we barely know each other, but would it be alright if I kissed you goodnight?

Schmoozing, Italian style.

"Silvio, you're my brother, and I love you. But don't ever call me "tanned" again."

A Bolognese dog is hypoallergenic? Didn't know that I thought that it was just a sauce.

Niiiiiiice.........Facial scrub or peel?

I can feel it. You are the Teflon Prime Minister!

You have this piece of broccoli stuck in between your teeth!

"He's such a cutesy-wootsey widdle Prime Minister, yes he is . . ."

President Barack Obama slaps Prime Minister Silvio and challenges him to a duel.

President Obama channels his inner Corleone," Bona sera, bona sera. I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse."

And now for a magic trick !! Im going to pull gold coins from your ear !!

you're right. your face is softer than a baby's bottom...

Wanna see a magic trick??

Hey! What is this? You got something stuck in your ear here, little fellow!

Shawn Votour
New Brunswick, Canada

Hmmm, I forget. In Italy is it the 2 cheek or 3 cheek greeting kiss?

Friends, Italians, Mr. Prime Minister... Lend me your ear.

You look better in our almost identical suits!

Manila, Phils.

Is that a Twisted Sister pin on your uniform??

Silvio, we must stop seeing each other like this...

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is mesmerized by President Obama's presence.

President Obama touches the face of PM Berlusconi to see if his skin is made of Teflon.

Obama unveils the new stimulus plan: 50% off all pasta, canollis, and gelato for all!

totally off topic Barry.... have you seen Sarah Palin lately?? has she mentioned my name at all??

maybe after this little meet and great you can use your high tech. cell phone and retreive her digits for me....

I've been trying so hard to get the "I beat 360" T-shirt , may be if i smile a little more to you, you can order Anderson to give me one.

Ekene
Old Bridge nj

Obama: Why Silvio, your skin is a smooth as fine Italian leather.

Mark Harris – Portland, OR

Barack Obama notes that Silvio's Store-brand Teeth Whitening products worked much better than the many treatments he went through in the dentist's chair. Passerbys overheard the President comment: "Love those pearly whites, can I take a look inside?" – Donna Griff, Byram Township, NJ

I will trade you three detainees from the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay for 500 troops for Afghanistan.

MK

Brooklyn, NY

Don't move. There's a piece of spinach right here. Got it.

"Prime Minister Berlusconi, would you be a gent and loan the U.S. a loan? Word on the street is another bail out is on the way."

Montie
West Chester, PA

"Silvio, what whitener are you using on your teeth? They are whiter than mine!"

"I recommend "Just for Men"' said Prime Minister Bertusconi when President Obama complained about how quickly his hair is turning gray.

Ima gonna make you an offer, you can't refuse !!!

Okay so did Tony Soprano die or what?

I bet if I make out with the Prime Minister of Italy I'll get some airtime over Jacko. Yep. Definitely. I'm going in.

"I'll trade you GM for Ferrari."

How many times have you hiked the Appalachian trail?

Obama "I got your Ear"

Aiken, South Carolina

"You know what? Your ears are just about as big as mine."

Obama: "Why Silvio, so...lifelike...a little peck on the cheek won't hurt right, come my name isn't Sanford!"

"Awww, you still don't have any gray hair, isn't that cute..."

" No toucha Michelle...grazie....! "

Mark
Sacramento, CA

President Obama does his impression of Don Corleone "I'm gonna make Italy an offer it cant refuse"

"I'll give you half of GM for one Ferrari, I figure that's pretty fair."

Mark Garrison
Converse, TX

Hamburger cheeks...i just want to pinch em ohhhhh !!!!

Hold on, you've got something on your cheek.....

Silvio: Mr. President, why are you pinching me?
Obama: When in Rome...

Hold still Berlusconi! I only have to do this "Pull a Quarter From Your Ear" trick another 46,111,339,110,859 times and my current national debt is history!

"Ooh that is quality after-shave! So smooth!"

►Your skin is so soft...what kind of moisturizer do you use?

Prime Minister: OMG, is it really you? Pinch me to prove I'm not dreaming
Obama: Yes Silvio, it is me,

" It feels like you have a low grade fever, can you cough for me?"

"Silvio , which side of your face do I kiss?"

You can thank Anderson Cooper for this slap shot!!

Is that a squirrel in your bosom?

"I can tell that Italy has an amazing dental plan. Can you help me with my healthcare stimulus package?"

Victoria
Portland, OR

You look good, Silvio!

Silvio, from those pictures, I'm pretty sure that's an all over tan...

" Your glands are definitely swollen, can you cough for me?"

"Nice suit. Is that American?"

Mark Garrison
Converse, TX

Do you use Gillette? No, you're skin is so soft it must be Ladies Gillett! It's okay, I won't tell anyone... In fact, I may start using it myself!

Dang Prime Minister! Smiling so soon? Michael's Memorial Service was yesterday!

Let me get that lipstick off your check Mr. Berlusconi.

"Hopefully the lasagna is better than Michelle's”

You're right....it does feel like Italian leather!

Connie Quigley
Newfoundland, Canada

So, Mr. Berlusconi, who did you bring as your plus one?

"...And now I will pull a quarter out of your ear!"

Rebecca McCue
Jacksonville, IL

If I am King Tut, you must be Julius Cesear.

Obama discovers what the ladies already knew: Berlusconi is the true source of global warming.

“Hopefully the lasagna is better than Michelle’s”

If John McCain looked like you at 72 he may have won!

Really?

There was a quarter in my ear?

No. You're kidding me.

Do it again!

Hush, my dear Silvio. None of the matters for the G8 can be expressed in words.

"Wow! these wax figures could pass as the real thing!"Oh, He IS REAL!!

Chrysler's your problem, now, buddy.

Im so glad I didnt wear that tie.

Obama " So you're and Oil of Olay guy? I'm more of a Proactive man myself ".

Now keep smiling around me, but don't open your mouth. With you and Joe Biden, I never know what's going to come out.

Provo, UT

WOW! what brand moistureiser do you use??? you skin is soft as a baby's bottom!

Obama: Wow, I can’t believe this...no don’t look now.... look in a second...the spirits that welcomed Patrick Swazey to Heaven at the end of the movie “Ghost” are right behind us.

Ohhh you're skin is so soft you mind if it touch it.

Chrysler’s your problem now, buddy.

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Obama: Mama Mia! Is that a pistol you're carrying.........?

San Diego, CA

"Sorry-I can't help myself-I just love that squishy sound your cheek makes when I squeeze it!"

Joe Biden WAS right, Berlusconi is a robot.

your teeth look great... how did you get rid of the tobacco stain?

"Wow!" "His skin is as soft as a babies bottom"

Aren't you the cheeky one...
...you paid for it, didn't you?

Hey, that's a great Berlusconi mask! It looks so life-like! But who is really under there? Let me pull it off and see...really...no...really...let me pull it off...

So, Prime Minister, you sure no publicity is bad publicity or is that just an Italian thing, you bad boy?

Love the suit, but seriously where can I get a good caramel macchiatto? Is there a Starbucks near by?

Let's talk about Gitmo – I'll make you an offer you can't refuse.

Don't worry Silvio, just checking your fly.

Berlusconi: "Mama Mia! Is that a pistol you're carrying....?

Putin sent a few Russian catalog-brides for me to give to you.

Nice tie can you borrow me in my next meeting..

In an attempt to break the ice President Obama blurted, Mamma Mia your ear is humongous!

I'm feeling you, Silvio, buddy. There is no such thing as "too tan."

Berlusconi:
You may be black, but I'm Italian so I guess that makes us even!

Do I have anything in my teeth?

Yes sir, I do believe Italian facials are what they have said to be

Obama to Berlusconi: I see we both shop at the Men's Warehouse! I went with the "buy a suit and get a free shirt and tie special"? Looks like you did too!

Obama: "Silvio, you're fly is open."

Silvion: "It's a tactic I use to scare the press."

Silvio, how about we throw some coins in the fountain?

When we talked about being more like Clinton, that was not what I meant.

Man o man, that olive oil sure does make your skin nice and smooth.

Now, please open wide!

Call me later so we can coordinate outfits again tomorrow!

Wook at the cute widdle Prime Minister! Almost as cute Bo..

So THAT'S what the Italians mean when they say 'al dente!'

You are able to face the scandals with a smile...and it`s getting bigger by the day!

"If you don’t mind, Prime Minister Berlusconi, the First Lady and I have a competition to see to can inappropriately touch the most heads of state in a year’s time."

Wow, do you moisturize?

If you don’t mind, Prime Minister Berlusconi, the First Lady and I have a competition to see who can inappropriately touch the most heads of state in a year’s time.

I'll do this for you Silvio, but then one day, and that day may never come, I will call on you to do a favor for me.

Silvio: Do you think Erica will think I'm cute?
Obama: Of course she will

Obama to Berlusconi:
"Aren’t you the cheeky one…
…you paid for it, didn’t you?"

Obama:

So I hear the food here is as beautiful as the women

Farci Mangiare

How did you get you teeth so white!

I know it was you Silvio. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!

So, Silvio, tell me, what's a man got to do to get invited to one of those pool parties I keep hearing about?

Ole boy – what's got you smiling like a jackass eatin' briars?

Yes, I do have a my face on Mt. Rushmore now!

Awww, your face is soft like a baby's bottom.

It was fun for awhile playing 'Find the Olive' but why do you always get to be the one to hide it!

Submitted by yet another witty Canadian and not to be outdone by those other crazeeeee Canuckleheads who have posted stuff on here!!!
Barb Sorensen, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada (eh?!)

This after shave that you`re using, is it the same that turned those ladies wild ?

Look at these cute little cheeks!! I think you could win public office!

Obama learns that Silvio Berlusconi doubles as a fashion designer when the Italian prime minister proudly announces he designed and sewed the suit he is wearing.

Your nice......I like you!!

WOW! What type of moistureiser do you use? Your skin is as soft as a baby's bottom!

Man, that Mediterranean diet has sure done wonders to you!

Hey, Silvio, what's this I hear about the economics of gelato?

" *Burlesconi?* Sounds like it goes with spumoni."

Sil,
Is that hair real or pasted on?

Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, consider this a gift

I appreciate the advice Silvio, but I think I'll hold off on the "just for men"–at least for now.

Look Silvio, next time I'll have my guys talk to your guys so we don't wear the same color suits.

Berlusconi: "Maybe if I keep smiling, he'll leave me alone"
-Felix Lombrana Dodge City, Kansas

"Mr. Obama, I used mouthwash just for you today!"

Michelle would like that shade of lipstick on your collar!

Now don't take this the wrong way, you seem like a nice guy and all but I'm just doing this to get under Sarkozy's skin.

Mama Mia...and I thought MY teeth looked white!

I learned to say tickle, tickle sweet cheeks on the flight over!

You are an aqua velva man!

That's a great tie Sil. Is it Italian silk?

OMG why your ears are bigger than mine !!

Why my ears look normal in size when I see yours !!

Obama : " Man this is so cool, I get to fly all around the world with my family, and I don't have to pay a cent, man if more people knew about all these perks, I might not be POTUS."

Can you show me how they do Italian in Italy?

Obama: You are right . . . .the Italians have really soft skin. What was it you say you used?

Obama: "I've heard you have had more close shaves whilst in government than I've had days in office, so what's your secret?"

Terence Ward
Liverpool, England

silvio, the meal was delicioso...that was a great a-meat-a-ball-a!

President Obama pulls a nickel out of Prime Minister Berlusconi's ear promising to pay it back as soon as "America gets back on it's feet" again.

President Obama mistakes the Italian Prime Minister for Joe Pesci: You were hilarious in 'My Cousin Vinny'.

Silvio Berlusconi smiles in anticipation of the traditional massage between American and European leaders.

President Obama attempts to pull of Italian Prime Ministers right ear thinking they were put on just to tease him !!

Let's blow this pop stand and go get some gelato!

Owatonna, MN
Silvio Berlusconi smiles in anticipation of the traditional massage between American and European leaders.

Now I Know where they got the inspiration for Jim Carrey's "The Mask"

I see Michelle left some lipstick there...oh wait, that's mine!

Miriam Brooklyn. NY

mister president, that was one spicy meat-a-ball-a!

"Yes, Silvio. It is, indeed, unzipped. Again. "

Silvio, Silvio I can see you are up to your old tricks. Let me wipe that lipstick from last night's escort from your cheek.

With a face like that, YOU still have to pay for Sex?

Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter.

Mr. Prime Minister,

Let me get that pesto from your cheek, oh I notice a little on your tie too!

Since I can't pronounce your name, I'll call you Mr. Prime Minister.

Obama: You are just so cute! I want to squeeze your cheeks and kiss your lips!

Oh, How white are your teeth!

Silvio, my friend,.. you look like the cat that ate the canary.

Ah, Silvio, Silvio, you naughty boy!

Obama: You are just so cute! I want to squeeze your cheeks and kiss your lips!

Obama pinching Silvios cheek says,"Holy Moly Mr. Prime Minister looks like you have ate one too many cannoli!"

So you CAN cook, Silvio! How about fixing us a couple of burgers with fries?

Obama pinching Silvios cheek says,"Holy Moly Mr. Prime Minister.looks like you have ate one too many cannoli!"

Sir, I think you have some lasagna in your teeth.

Let's go to Iowa and make it official

President Obama: "Ah, Silvio, I must say that you, too, have a very nice tan!"

Mesa, Arizona

Hold still, you have a fly on your suit.

Whose a happy boy!

Obama: "I'm pleased to see you so excited to meet our dog Bo. After all, your babysitting right?"

Miami, FL

Oh what smooth skin you have, all the better to kiss you with.

Buongiorno Silvio: Your skin feels like you had a chemical peel. Really smooth. Did Italy's Health Care Plan pay for the peel?

Italy it’s Free.. How do you do it Berlusconi?! And your health care system is better than ours; people eat better, live longer and happier. How do you do it Berlusconi?

Now if you'll just turn your head, Prime Minister, I'll inspect your other nostril with my thumb...

"So Mr. Prime Minister, since you spend so much on the ladies, how about you invest in America and we can open of chain of restaurants...I am thinking Italian...."

Sir if I have to do this everytime to get a smile out of you I will.

Sheardon Thomas
7911 Nw 74TH Avenue
Tamarac FL. 33321

Obama (diplomatically pandering): No, no, no, my good man, Sinatra was greater than Michael Jackson.

The First Lady says just slide a little vaseline over the teeth

My, what nice teeth you have... hope you don't have the audacity to use them on me.

Rebecca – Kansas

You should feel honored sir, I don't show Michelle thing kind of PDA!

You should feel honored sir, I don't show Michelle this kind of PDA!

You need to find a NEW hobby. Leave the women alone.

I promised Michelle I'd pinch you for that naughty party with the naked people.

Obama: I know you've never had "spicy" relations with a minor, but how about with an American President?

Hands off the merchandise...you break, you pay for it.

Who's Michael Jackson? Boy, I'm going to whack you upside your head and wipe that smile from your face...

I hear you want to find a map of the Appalachian Trail.

Hey Buddy
Michel is better looking then that girl you did not have a relationship with.

I've heard of this so called apology tour but this is rediculous!

While here I was hoping to take Michelle on a date night...you know (wink)...a little la dolce vita.

In Chicago when we get away with something, we claim the blessings of the great guardian of politicians Daley, here I understand they reap the good fortunes of the Berlusconi!

Great tan. Is that from the rise in global temperture?

Whats up big pimpin?!!!!

No, Silvio, I kid you not. Joe Biden actually said that The Godfather was his favorite foreign movie. That explains why I didn't give him the Secretary of State gig.

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"In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns..."

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Trina Bailey, Allen, TX

Yes, Godfather.

Joe Pesci! I loved you in GoodFellas!

Don't.!...its bad luck to wipe off kiss from 1st African-American president

Your not worthy of a bow, so I'll pinch your cheek instead

An American suit? No kidding, I got mine in Italy! And look, both say "Made in China"

Psst...my media guy over there, Bob Gibbs, was wondering which restaurants around here served the best federico fellini?

A box of Italian cigars for a ride in Air Force One?! Forget about it! Michelle still thinks I quit.

If it wasn't for the ties, they wouldn't be able to tell us apart.

Michelle wanted to know if Dolce & Gabbana would be joining us for dinner?

"You DON'T need Viagra? Why, you old devil, you."

Minnetonka MN

Yes I see. Your new caps are very nice

Those are really big choppers. I can recommend a good horse dentist!

... you can act like man!

Can anyone on your staff get me a smoke?...why Mr. President, i thought you quit..( SLAP ) ouch!!!

You've just got a little bit of spaghetti sauce...there...got it!

Becky from Rockwall, TX

"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse."

Yeh, that's a great profile to carve into Mount Blanc!

Nice shave. What kind of a razor do you use, Silvio?

Barack Obama talks trash to Silvio Berlusconi, who owns AC Milan and is a big soccer fan, about Italy's failure and the US's success at the Confederations Cup.

(SLAP)....forgive me Mr.Prime Minister, but next time make sure she's at least 21!!!

You have a great smile...who is your dentist again?

You got a little mustard, right here. Let me get that for you.

gitche-gitche-goo!

Mr Berlusconi, this is kind of personal, but are you going to try and fall in love with your wife

I'm glad your not Bill Clinton or Gov. Sanford.

"So, Silviloiii

Silivio, are you gonna be my dentist?

Obama: after what i've heard, are you sure you are not from texas, silvio?

Goog morning Berlusconi

Could you recommend to me your dentist?Your teeth look fantastic!!!

Is it just me or do you get better looking everytime I see you?

Soft skin, snazzy tie....this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

You need a fresh shave, those whiskers sting a little

Obama: Cough.....I'm checking you for a hernia and you seem to be enjoying this wwwaaaayyyyy,too much....

awww mr silvio

you have a real nice smile '

Nice blue tie....

Obama: I'm a big fan,I watch your show,Growing UP Berlusconi,all the time.....

I wonder who has the coolest walk,the Italian or the black guy,it's probably a tie,both have some pretty mean swaggers....

It's not personal, it's just business.

Mr. Obama acknowledging Mr Silvio for being a good fella.

Obama: BFF?
Berlusconi: Duh!

With the combined forces of my charisma and your adorableness, the world will be ours for the taking!

You are what I call Bella, I could just eat you up!!

Sorry, I can't make it to the Sardina Villa this weekend.... World to run and all.... you know how it is....

Man, I don't know what you were thinking.. but those polka dots are not screaming Prime Minister, you know what I'm saying??

Oh!!!!!!! Berlusconi you're so gordous thah could me my affair for my entire life!!

obama: your hint was awesome. did you see michelle the last days, italian stallion?

Silvio, it's like looking into a mirror. Your such a handsome man .

Even Obama isn't immune to the charms of the Italian stallion.

I'm happy to see that someone is excited about my stimulus package.

Man your teeth are really white!

President Obama's thoughts: "Hmm...maybe if I schmooze more about his shave he'll pull some strings and get us that GM-Lambo trade..."

Oh!!!!!!! Berlusconi you're so gorgeous thah could me my affair for my entire life!!

Giddy with excitement, Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi doesn't know whether to kiss, hug or just smile adoringly at President Obama.

Obama: "You looks kinda nervous... don't you worry, I'll handle the economy." *Puts hand on Silvio's face*

Silvio: "Barack, please.. not in front of the press!"

Shick Quattro or Gillette Fusion??

Have you seen Pulp Fiction?

Let me be Jules Winnfield and you be Vincent Vega.

I quote" path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men"

Wink Wink

"Now, Silvio, let's get real here. We all know about that 18-yr-old mistress of yours. Having said that, if you even THINK about someday having either Malia or Sasha as one of your mistresses, I'm gonna hunt you down & beat you within an inch of your life! (Insert Al Pacino-like "Godfather, Part 2" kiss-of-death here...)"

Whoa, Silvio! Have you been going through my closet?

"Was checking to make sure you were the real Silvio or some display from the Italian version of Madam Tousseau's wax museum!"

Obama: You look good

Whoa, Silvio! Have you been going through my closet?

What type of razor do you use?

Wow man your teeth are really white.

You've got a little lipstick on your cheek. Funny, your wife Veronica was wearing a different color...

Do you use Zoom or Crest white strips?

Whoa, Silvio, sorry, I didn't mean to step on you... Your feet are huge!

After the summit, I will show you real Italian hospitality.

Obama: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.

Obama is acting like his mother.

Is that Invisalign ?

Why would I pay for it when I have Michelle?

Wow, you really do look like your likeness at the wax museum!

So tell me how do you handle all of these women, I have my hands full with one!

-"You sure I can't offer you any more GM stock?"

You had me at "boun giorno!"

President Obama to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi:
"I'm so happy! I've never actually met a member of the lollipop guild!!"

Hey look ! is that a quarter behind your ear?

Let's take a look here....yep, your ears ARE actually bigger than mine.

And now, for my next trick......

"Tell me one more time," Mr. President, "the story about Sarah Palin and putting lipstick on a pig."
Mark Holloway, Henderson, KY

I have some one you should meet. His name is Mark Sanford, I think you have some things in common.

Let me get my spackle...because your face just got cracked!!

I'm not the prime minister, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

I recognize the brand. My wife shops at J.Crew too.

Prime Minster Bertusconi, where is your lapel pin of your country's flag? You wouldn't want the US media to smear your name, now would you?

Huh... so now you believe that I'm “young, handsome and suntanned.”

I didn't know Madame Tussauds had wax museum in Italy!

Hey Buddy, GOP has been on my ass on diseased Health reform Program that I'm working on lately , Can I use of one of your girlfriend's help ? especially the blonde one . I heard in italian news she is good at it

Awww, look at the chubby little cheeks on you! I just want to pinch them! Oh wait, I am.

Fiona, NY, NY

Your cheek IS as soft as a baby's bottom!

I didn't know Madame Tussauds had a wax museum in Italy!

Brandy, Birmingham, AL

These "chicks" won't give you any troble dear Prime Minister!

I can't bow to show respect. So this will do.

Newark Delaware

Silvio , What's up with blue tie and wide smile on Black Friday ? Does it meant that italian media are off your corrupted ass ? Silvio responds .......What ? obama responded ..... Nothing !!! Just kiddin'

OBAMA – Uh...why are you dressed like me?

Shhh... We promised we'd never again mention the incident with the monkey.

Silvio, I must say you're brilliant on the sitcom "The Office".

President Obama approaches Prime Minister Silvo Berlusconi and tells him "You broke my heart, Silvo"

Fairie dust?

My god man you are whiter than Michael Jackson.

Al to Joe: "I'm riding shotgun"

Who cares but now you can tell me how was the affair!!!!!

...fava beans?, a nice chianti? HUH?!

...fava beans?... a nice chianti?...HUH?!

James
Richmond, VA.

Uhm......sorry about the whole thumb in the nose thing...Franken told me it was customary to greet this way.

Ciao! Belisimo! I just want to grab and pinch your checks.... You're such an adorable little guy! I just want to take you home, put you in a glass box and tap on it to make you dance!

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli"

Oh Silvio! Look at that tan, almost as natural as mine!

You look so Life Like!

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

Obama: “You looks kinda nervous… don’t you worry, I’ll handle the economy.” *Puts hand on Silvio’s face*

Silvio: “Barack, please.. not in front of the press!”

Hello Anderson,
I just saw on TV the news about the Italian Prime Minister. The reason why Mr Berlusconi did show up with his wife is because they are going through a divorce. Mrs. Carfagna is the minister of the equal opportunity in the actual Italian government. Regards, Romano Spinelli

Regarding our last tactics to deal with illegal immigration in Italy, may I ask you what is your immigration status?

'Holy crap... Michelle, it's NOT wax..."

OK... now cough.

President Obama (in Dad mode): "Oh good grief, let me get this off your face before Michelle sees it..."

Prime Minister Berlusconi: "Gee, Mr. President, you really are a great Daddy!"

Obama "It looks so real, but it's a wax statue"

President Obama says, "Let me see...blue tie, check. White shirt, check. Navy jacket, check. I think that is about it, just make sure to keep smiling and you just might pass off as a man about to change the world. You just might get re-elected next time."

“I haven’t seen that many wieners since Ryan Seacrest’s pool party!”

How about it A. Cooper, you too, fall for the (Corporate) media requirements (incorrectly labeled by Repubs– for their own mishandling advantage, 'Liberal Media.' No real news available, Oh but complete coverage of a, though talented person, one charged wtih child molestation, having to pay $20 mil to one and who knows to other 7 to save himself, as though he was a king of our country, totally deserving of total media coverage. Sick , Sick and disgustingly Sad! So longed to hear something significant on President, yes The President of the United States' meeting with Russia Prime Minister, of great significance to our USA, but hardly any coverage, even by you. Grossly Disappointed! Your shows should be titled: "Dumbing Down of America, Continued."
....amri

Re: Request for more troops in Afgan.
The general is right. Not enough manpower is stationed there. If we are to make a difference then the US must increase its number of troops for action there. My son was stationed in Helmand province last year with the Marines 2/7. There is a whole city that existed with it partly (greater area) under the taliban. There was clearly a line dividing ops for them and us. How it was explained to me - it was surreal. The stationed troops from US and GB (marines) made many sacrifices, and many efforts to confront them, yet then they were without sufficient equipment at startup. I only hope they increase the troop strength and provide them the right tools.

Madame Tussauds did a really good job.

They say "when in Rome do as the Romans" I prefer this cheek

They say “when in Rome do as the Romans” I prefer this cheek

Heal! The ghost of Mussolini will not harm you.

President Obama : “Mr. Prime Minister, I think you've got lipstick on your cheek. Let me wipe it off for you before the cameras sees it”

Heidi Banzuelo-Rodriguez
Houston, TX