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DID YOU SEE THE DIRT IN EAR, NOW WONDER HE CANT HEAR ME!

"You had me at zdrastvootya...."

Do YOU want to tell him Sarah Palin resigned, or shall I???

Just because he`s grayer than neither one of us, does that mean he`s had more stress ?

Does he really have to chaperone Michelle and I on our date night tonight? Bah he just wants the vodka on my bill.

Uhm, he is gonna give me my CNN pen back afterwards, right?

Don't you think he should have covered that up before going on camera?

Do I see lipstick on that collar ?

Hey aren't those the same glasses Sarah Palin has???

...and then you put your wet finger in his ear, like so.

Yo, Dmitry! Where's the best place to get borscht around here?

No guys.. not to worry, she can't really see Russia from her house

I told you Dmitry, Bishop to Queens Rook 4 would have been checkmate, dude.

President Medvedev "BEAT IT Obama!"
Obama "Well just a minute President Medvedev...
President Medvedev "Not you! I love that video by Michael Jackson. Look at him go!"
Lavrov "Me too!"

Mr. President, we thought Neil Armstrong was 1st American to Moonwalk?

Now listen, I am the most powerful man in the world and you will do what i say!!!

i told you this guy was lying

This guy could use a little Rogain.

President Barack Obama, in a rare moment of self-doubt, asks Russian leaders if they think he bought his daughters the right dog.

"Quick Dmitri, does this man need more Borscht or a Babuschka?!"

"No, really, I swear without his miracle-ear he can't hear a thing you are saying." "Invisible to the nakeds eye, no?"

Does he have some troubles at home or what? I see some pine needles there so I think he`s been camping.

" Hey, we've just sign all the documents, what is he still doing here?"

Is he always that serious ? Can we tell him to cheer up a bit ?

No one here has quit their job today – have they?

Kathy, Canada

I know shoving hot dogs down your throat seems like a strange way to celebrate our Independence Day, but Joey Chestnut is the world champ!!

If he still has the Restart Button that Hillary gave him, I want to know where it is.

Want to go get a couple of burgers after this?

"Eh, don't let him see you pointing, Mr. President. He go balistic.Russian circus trainer of brown bears once had his pointy finger attacked during Moscow performance. He now no like to see pointing finger." 'Yes"

Keep your eye on Sarah Palin.She has a lot of free time on her hands now.

Does he get a vodka and tonic, too?

Obama points and asks why Sergey Lavrov gets to sit while the two Presidents have to stand.

Obama: So this guy is the guy that made me shuffle papers instead of reading from the teleprompter? I bet I can get Biden to say a few words on his behalf...

"He knows The Cold War is over, right?"

Obama points out a hickey on Sergey Lavrovs neck and asks President Medvedev if his Foreign Minister has been to Argentina recently.

So, wait, let me get this straight. You and I are the two most powerful men in this room, so why are we standing in the back?

President Obama meets with Russian leaders Monday to discuss new stand-up material for future White House Correspondents' Dinner.

"Hey Serge, you mind if I bum a smoke after this press conference?"

"Wait, you're telling me this guy can actually see Sarah Palin's office from his house?"

Hey Dmitry and Sergey, can you really see Sarah Palin's house from here? I think it over that way . . .

"Hey Serge, pull my finger"

I can see Sarah Palin from here.

In Russia today, President Obama gave Russian President Medvedev some advice regarding facial expressions. "Be sure to avoid scowling, or else your face will end up sticking like his," said Obama.

You tell him there are only 2 tickets and wristbands for Michael Jackson's memorial.
Your jet or mine ?

Pat Foelsch
Aurora, Colorado

He's not been able to smile since I told him that Sarah Palin likes Russia so much that she's decided to move here !!

Obama asks President Medvedev if he would trade Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov for former Governor Palin, citing the fact that Palin can already see Lavrovs home from her own.

So if I look into this guy's eyes, will I see his soul?

I just told him that Sarah Palin likes the part of Russia that she can see from her home so much that she has decided to resign as Governor and move there !!

"No kidding, he's watched From Russia With Love 150 times.""Just don't
get him started if poison-tipped shoes are real."

Is he having a staring contest with the wall?! And I thought meetings with my cabinet were boring!

Don't they have Hair Club in Russia !!

Could you get this guy to tell Putin I'm here?

Dmitry, I have an extra ticket to the Michael Jackson Memorial, Interested?

You mean, I can blow in this ear and air will come out of the other ear?

From Russia With Love, Obama, Barack Obama.

Did he really just say that he is going hiking on the Appalachian Trail?

I think the Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov tuned in to the rebroadcast of a June 13 Russian league soccer match on that ipod I gave him.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, Ca

"You think he's got any vodka in the limo because this press conference is pretty lame"

Who invited Donald Rumsfeld?

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Should we tell this guy that Sarah Palin is no longer your neighbour?

Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov is the one who had sauerkraut at lunch.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

"Dmitry, rumor has it that Palin resigned when she heard we were agreeing to arms reduction as she understood that to mean we were cutting off fingers and hands and did not want to witness that from her kitchen window.

"Dude, you think I can get one of those big furry hats when this is over?"

"Hey! Is that a wind-up key in his back?

Is he supposed to have an ad for Sierra Mist shaved onto the back of his head?

He owes me 150 rubles for the Five Guys burger I bought him!

" Are your Strategic Arms as potent as your Hockey players and Vodka?"

Does he know his political basketball ? Is his aim for the hoop same as ours?

Obama informs President Medvedev that he has an extra ticket to the M.J. memorial and he can have it if he ditches the old guy.

"Hillary's mute button is just behind her ear..."

President Barack Obama, in a rare lapse of etiquette, points out how short the gentleman is who stands in front.

That dude could pass as a Donald Rumsfeld look a like.

"Yes, I know, it appears he is growing alfalfa sprouts behind his ear.But who would dare tell him."

Hey Sergey, ever have a "Wet Willey?"

President Medvedev double dares Obama to give Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov a wet willy.

Hillary Clinton's a lot more good-looking than this Foreign Minister!

Has he had some work done on his ears ?

I'm only kidding Dmitry. See. There wasn't really a missile in my pocket.

Doesn't he look a lot like Rumsfeld?

"Can he see Sarah Palin's house from here?"

"Yes, Michael was indeed very popular all around the world . In fact, Sarah Palin once told me she could see over here from her place and often witnessed Sergey ,here, dancing around his living room practicing the moonwalk.

"who's that guy?"

Can I use the hotline really quickly? I need to check up on Joe and make sure he's keeping his mouth shut.

Obviously he didn't get the red tie memo!

Watch this, *slaps him on the back of the head* Denozo!!!! Now you try it.

Jonesboro arkansas

You're supposed to smile for the camera.

"My wife keeps telling me the presidency is going to make my hair like his."

Is it me, or does this guy remind you of Dick Cheney?

"Has anyone ever told him he looks like Donald Rumsfeld...only Russian?"

He really does have eyes in the back of his head....weird.

Hey tell him if he has to go, the bathroom is that way.

Is that Sarah Palin shaved into his hair? I guess she really can see Russia from her house!

"Did Russia's foreign affairs affected his baldness? We really got to fix our relations then."

(from: Vernard Mercader – Mountlake Terrace, WA)

You’re kidding, you mean to tell me, he just recently got back from Argentina too?

I told him to wear a red tie, now we don't match.

Who's that?

Is he gonna break it to Putin or are you?

Pull my finger!

I think he should be updating his twitter page, instead of sitting down.

Should I Sergey I just took a Facebook Quiz "Which Russian in Power Are You Like" and the results were him?

I think he stole my pen

"That Herman Monster mask looks so real, can I touch it?"

Now what did you say his name was again?

Don't laugh and pretend you can't see the bird doo on his suit.

1 shot only, right?

"How do people know that you guys were specially handpicked by Prime Minister Putin? Well, Lavrov here is shorter than you, you're shorter than Putin, and Putin is shorter than my daughter, Malia."

I have to kiss him where to get this deal through??

"I know I forgot to bring him an IPOD, but this cold shoulder treatment is ridiculous."

Dimitry, I understand your FSB is working on a secret weapon that kills your adversaries with a stare like that. Share the technology, and I can promise you there will never be a President Gingrich.
Mary Louise, Little Falls, NJ

So, you don't know who he is either?

Obama: "What do you think, does that look like melanoma to you? It may be time to mention the importance of sunscreen in my next State of the Union address."

Should you get that fly or should I?

I believe he is in a staring contest with the reporter in the first row

"We'll reduce our nuclear warheads by half if you can get him to smile."

"Now see, I don't think it's a good idea anymore to be wearing "Palin eyeglasses" if your a leader in politics, it just doesn't seem to ever look right!"

do you see ear hair???

President Obama gets one last "pull my finger" in before the strategic arms reduction goes into effect.

Wait a second...is that a fly on his ear????

I'm told that you can see Sarah Palin's house from here.

Obama-"Should we tell him he is missing an ear" No wonder he did not understand us at the meeting.
And we thought he did not speak english

Keith
Dubuque Ia

Say, do you think he has hair plugs?

"Is it me or does he look a lot like Donald Rumsfeld?"

Is that a tupé?

hey, do you guys give wet willies in russia?

This isn't our fault. We all agreed we were going to wear red ties. HE forgot – not us.

I'd love to put you both in a new GM today. Let me work some numbers.

Is that the REAL leader then?

Ana Resende, Brasil

I said I trust you, but this guy reminds me of Bernie Madoff a little too much.

Be very careful. He is watching us in his invisible rear view mirror.

Rock, paper, scissors.....

Is that a fly ? Watch this !

Medvedev, M. E. D. V. E. D. E. V. Medvedev

No, I'M singing the tenor part, you're the bass.

I think he has hair plugs; what do you think?

Wait a minute...is that a fly on his ear????

Carefull where you put your fingers, he may bite.....!

Hey Sergey – pull my finger....

Listen closely....that Russian Vodka must be delivered by next week......otherwise the party will be a total disaster...

Obama: You see that fly on his collar? Five bucks says I can get it..

That must be the newest bluetooth headset.

Do you think we should let him in on our "Just For Men" secret? It really does get the grey out.

-Mark Harris
Portland, OR

No...Sarah lives that way. She can see us now.

tell him he is looking at things with crossed eyes!

I thought we agreed we were going to wear the red ties! What was he thinking?

What's that bug in his hair doing now?!?

Do you think he'll notice if I swat that fly on his head?

"I can't hold it any longer, you did say it was the second door on the left, didn't you?"

"So that's how Gorbachev covered up his birthmark?"

Are you sure he's not Dick Cheney's twin?

"Look at that! Is that lipstick on Lavrov's collar?"

Kristy, NC

Obama: "That doesn't look like the earpiece I'm wearing."
Medvedev: "That's because his earpiece is there to let Putin order him around. I've got one too."

Eric Geller
Chevy Chase, MD

Look, there is the on/off switch Putin told me about.

– Sapphire Comrie, Washington, DC

Do you see that? I think that's where he keeps his gum stashed between giving speeches...nasty bugger!

You see, Serg is gray on the sides too!

Is that a tattoo of a hammer and sickle on his neck?

I think we should start our nuclear cutback by checking this guy... He one of yours? or mine?

Are you positive that's not a spray tan?

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

Are you sure that's not a spray tan?

checkout the earring it says "Obama"

You guys still do "comb-overs" in Russia?

Looks like Lavrov really needs some Strategic Ear Hair Reduction.

Obama: You see that fly on his collar? Five bucks says I can get it!

Well at least your Foreign Minister can claim actual hands-on experience than just seeing Little Diomede in Alaska from across the Bering Strait.

"Tell the truth...really....can YOU tell that he had hair implants? Still looks pretty bald back here to me!"

"I'm not touching you"

"The last time I swatted a fly, PETA was all over me. How about you, Sergey, kill this one for me, eh?"

You can barely see where Putin has the strings attached.

"Hey Dimiti....Pull me finger"

I think HE took the last doughnut!!

And *that's* where Sarah Palin lives – Ha! We can see her from here, too!

“The last time I swatted a fly, PETA was all over me. How about you, Sergey, kill this one for me, eh?”

You know, it's freaky how much he looks like Bush from behind. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Christine, Old Bridge, NJ

"Tell the truth....really...can YOU tell he had hair plugs? Still looks pretty bald back here to me!"

Is it just me, or has he been tanning?

"Not touching..can't hurt you. Not touching.. can't hurt you. Not touching.."

Is he stalking Miss Maria Belen Chapur?

Hey, is this one of those puppet leaders you Russians always seem to have?

"See, if he clears this level and eats all of the fruit and the ghosts he'll beat my high score."

Hey, is that a treasure map?

When Sarah was in Alaska looking over at Russia... wasn't he the guy that waved back to her?

We call that a combover in our country.

Ok, here's the deal..I'll give you a case of Maine lobsters, a few American apple pies, and a case of Jack Daniels. In return you sign this document and throw in a case of vodka, Russian Tea Biscuits, 10 pounds of caviar, maybe some of those little nesting dolls for my kids too,

See, I told you... Those spray tan places always miss a spot.

I think the spray tanner missed a spot....

Hey, do you think I could get them to shave his head like Stephen Colbert's?

"...and not another word to anyone about us smoking"

no not me, yes you go ahead put two fingers up behind his head how cool is that.

Hey, what do you think? A membership to the Hair Club for men?

Instead of giving an ipod as a gift, next time we're gonna give him an ear and nose trimmer

Wow, he looks so lifelike! When did Madame Tussaud's open an exhibit here?

Dmitry… Is this the new guy designated to rear his head and come into the air space of the United States of America through Alaska?

Obama: "Wait, he's the foreign minister...?"
Medvedev: "Yea, I have no idea..."

He looks a little orange to me...you might suggest he lay of the Cheetos.

he won michael jackson memorial tickets damn him!

Now THAT'S a comb-over!

Ummm...who's this guy in front of us? Let's give him an ear willy!

"I bet you 50 nukes I can kill that fly on his ear."

Whats that on his ear, is he a Spy.... Ummm

Don't look now, but I think there's gum on the chair.

Look, if you look through this side you can see Sarah Palin on the other side.

Stevan Hidalgo
Denver, Colorado

"Is that a tattoo of a butterfly behind his ear?"

Please tell me that is NOT a 666 tattoo on his neck!

He must be the guy Sarah Palin saw from Alaska. Damn she was right, she does have foreign policy experience.

It's his house you want me to nuke, right?

David Burton
Oklahoma City, OK

Barbara Walters also used close pins on her back to gather her clothes so they looked like they fit when she was on TV!

"Look at him! Your Foreign Minister is not happy at all on our agreement!"

Houston, Texas

"I say we leave him holding the bag and make a run for it....."

Who is he fooling with that combover!

Obama: "look you can see right through, i knew he couldn't think for himself"

I dont do diplomacy with Cubs fans.

"I am telling ya...I saw him moonwalking across the Kremlin floor right before the meeting ending. Look he still has beads of sweat on the back of his neck to prove it..!"

He still upset because he didn't get tickets to MJ memorial??

My barber would know how to cut the hair on the back of his neck.

"Is that thing in his ear a sign of swine flu?"
"No, sir, that's just an earpiece."
"Oh....do they even have swine flu in Russia?"

- Mister President, how do you say "That One" in Russian?

"Seriously? Just Rogaine...no hair plugs? Amazing!"

So you just flip that switch when you want him to shut up? Wow, I need one of those for Joe Biden.

We have to take care ... Otherwise we will be bald!

"Didn't you tell him that all ties were to be some sort of red shade?????"

Obama: "See, that's the same serious face he put on before he beat me on super mario last time..."

Daniel Savoniemi,
Taichung, Taiwan

First thing tomorrow we need hold a
"Joint Understanding of Strategic Ear Hair Reduction".

Anderson, President Obama has taken US/Russia relations out of the deep freeze to a much warmer climate. Healtier type of global warming!

Are my ears THAT big?

I told you he had a little work done. There is the scar, right behind the ear.

"You know its not polite to point Mr. President"

"Well its also not polite to be Russian, Dmitry "

"so...Your telling me this man is to russia.....What John Wayne is to Americans....."

Obama: "Pssst, how do you say Hair Club for Men in Russian?",
Medvedev: "Волосы клуб для мужчин",
Obama: "Thanks, I'll try to slip it into the conversation later."

Now Sergey, you gotta watch this guy or he'll lie through his teeth!

No wonder he looks a little green...he just got back from Coney Island where he entered the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest. Joey Chestnut whipped him but good!

"Here comes the rocket...Nrrryowyowyow"

Now you select 'IGNORE' and their Friend Request goes away!

Is that a nicotine patch?

is that a cockroach i see coming from behind his ears, and they say I have big ears, wooooooooo!

"Dmitry, you should tell Mr. Lavrov that he doesn't have laser eyes- I can take care of that fly.... here, let me show you how this is done..."

Do You See All The Hair In His Ear?! Now Wonder He Can't Hear Me!

Billy Mays couldn't do it, Mark Sanford couldn't do it, and neither could Sarah Palin...does this guy have enough potential to get Michael Jackson off of my TV?

HE heard Palin's resignation from her backyard before I did?

Would you take a look at his bald spot, it has Rogain written all over it.

So, is that what they call Male pattern baldness?

I see the hair club for men in our future as losing one's hair appears to be an occupational hazard,

"Look I'm only gonna say this once....To Russia with love ....Is NOT Michelle's favorite movie....."

Doesn't he understand Sarah Palin?
This is not his privilege, indeed, many Americans do not understand her.

Now...see...the secrete to a really good "Wet Willie"... Dmitry....is once you have licked your finger...and you have it inside the ear...is to... twist it back and forth several times before he pulls away. Trust me...I got this and.... it is going to be great.

Dmitry, did you not send the e-mail to Sergey? How embarrassing, he's the only one not wearing a red tie.

Why doesn't he have a Russian flag on his lapel?

A repeat of Hilary Clinton's gaffe with Sergey? Not me ! Hey Sergey, how do you say "“obschitat’” in English? Gotcha!!!!!

Is he loosing some snow on the roof?

I want one of those stacking dolls,too.

Hey Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov.Did you hear that our Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is resigning. I would like to offer you her jobs. You look like that kind of guy could do a better job that her.

Is that earwax?

"I think your friend is still in shock, do you want me to slap and bring him to reality?'

Houston, Texas

You can tell me the truth, it's just you and me here. Is that famous tabloid picture of Putin real or was it altered?

Thats not a pencil sharpener thats his ear

You must be kidding me? did he really do it?

Smell this.

Should I pop that pimple or should you do it?

Do you think we should tell him he missed a spot?

WOW! Look @ the cow lick in the back of this dudes head.

"Yes, of course, I can hold it. But is this empty-vessel, Putin-proxy here being used for anything important at the moment?"

"Now you see, that´s what happens to Russian Presidents, American Presidents never go bald"

As President Medvedev was about to take the snap, President Obama requested an audible.

"How'd he get so tan in russia?"

How come HE gets the teleprompter?

See look, if he had taken my advise, my barber would've cleaned all of that up. Like it never even happend!

Uh, is that like ... the thing Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev ... eh, had on his forehead?

Barack, how do I block Kim Jong Il from following me on twitter?

Heidi, Ohio

Do you think he got that "sense of drift" thing???

look at him thinking about how he is gonna get last donut

So wait, you're telling me that's not Vladmir Putin?

"OK guys, enough Vodka, lets shoot basketballs for cash"

Does he use just for men to cover that gray or is that his natural color?

Nyet! It is not polite to point Mr. President.

" There is a fly on Sergey's neck! Don't move Dmitry... I got this!

He's still mad about not winning Michael Jackson tickets....

Sarah Palin resigned to keep eye on you guys from her house, but don't tell Putin.

A poor imitation of the Three Stooges...
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

Dmitry, I don't know who this guy is but I think he works for The Howard Stern Program.

Holy borscht Batman! Do all Russian leaders have port wine stains on their heads?

He may not be paying attention to me now, but just wait until I give him a "wet Willie"!

I offered to speak at Michael Jackson's memorial service ,but they told me to beat it.

Am I seeing things or did he just sign his name with an X? )

Hey, why is there a computer chip back here???

Check out that mole. It's TOTALLY shaped like America.

President Obama: 'Hey, do you think I could get Herman Munster's autograph?"

Watch. Did you see it that time. His ear wiggled.

My goodness,why,that guy has on a blue tie...

I'll bet you a ticket to the Michael Jackson memorial that he doesn't tie his own tie.

Lynn Kruger
Smiths Grove, KY

Obama:He smells of vodka.....

President Barack: "I think he could use a really good hairpiece, maybe it might be in his best interest to even even get in touch with that guy that's the Rogain spokesman and President."

President Medvedev: 'You know I'm trying not to look too hard or I'm just gonna crack up."

Foriegn Ministr Lavrov: " I can't believe these jerks are talking behind my back like I can't here them...uhmmm, what was I going to say here, oh yes..."

I think the bathroom is this way ,but if not wing it!

Is it me or is that bald spot in the shape of Poland???

Obama:No,really,that guy was in South Carolina a couple weeks ago,dating a governor's wife!!!!!!

Is that a fly on the back of his head?

See that fly on the back of his head? Watch this................WHACK

I know, the fly story is old but what the heck, figured I'd give it a shot.

"It's the Joint Understanding on Strategic Arms Reduction, NOT Strategic Arms Understanding on Joint Reduction!"

"Rumor has it that Sergey was a zombie dancer in the Michael Jackson THRILLER video."

:" Our your Strategic Arms as potent as your Hockey players, and Vodka ? "

Hey Lavrov, pull my finger.

Obama: Oh..so that's where the puppet strings are attached!

"We'll both take this finger off the nuclear weapons button."

That thing on his neck looks like the Red October ....

President Obama: Is that a fly I see on the back of his head?
President Medvedev: Mr. President, eh, you're not going to hit it are you?

Ya think I can have that pen when he's done? I'd like to sell it on e-bay to earn money to buy more nukes. Thinbgs are a little tight in the US these days.

That's right, one wet willy, I'll give you $50...

See that's the kind of hairsplitting that can start another cold war when a little dab will do ya!

San Diego, CA.

" Ring around the collar....ring around the collar"

Is that a deer tick in his scalp ?

"...and when Joe starts to get off topic it amazing wihat a little presure behind the right can do to get him back on message."

Is a North Korean Camera over there ?

Is he the leader of Russia?

You have to point your telescope in that direction if your trying to see Palins house.

Really? He's your version of Michael Jackson?

Dima, You need to show Serge who is the boss here.

Disney unveiled my animatronic last week but this guy looks almost real!

"He heard the translation, right"?

Do you think he can beat Joey Chesnut eating Nathan's Hotdogs?

" He has the mark of Gorbechev"....

look at the hole on his head...i think he's losing his hair...on that spot only.

I don't want to further upset my housefly constituency. YOU kill it this time.

But you could make a crucial error in your thinking if you start out with the assumption that everyone else is wrong.

Did you see those wires coming out of the back of his head...or am I going insane?

He better remember to say "meow" at random times in his speech.

Spokane, Washington

Sara
Orlando, FL
"Have you seen my audio animitronic at Disney World yet?"

For a moment, I thought that was Donald Rumsfeld sitting there.

yes, we have no arms.

So is this the guy in charge here, or is it that Putin fellow?

he got pretty nice pierces..i wonder why he doesnt put the studs on..

hey Medvedev, whats this guys name again.

In America we men have a funny joke we play with our kids...."pull my finger see what happens!"

"Now I thought I made it clear that this was a meeting on Joint Understanding on Strategic Arms Reduction, not an increase in understanding "joints." Would you look at the size of it!

what is the proper pronunciation of his name? can i call him niev for short????

You want to clear the room? Pull my finger see what happens!

You see? There's the port where he plugs into The Matrix!

Hey is that a "fly" on his ear, so I can apply my latest technique in killing it?

Houston, Texas

are you sure this is not a robot man?????

" That wind up gadget on the back of his head looks like it's wound too tight!"

Is he llistening to US or STILL watching the Michael Jackson coverage?

President Obama: "Are you seeing what I'm seeing?"

President Dmitry Medvedev : "Yes..."

President Obama: "Wait, is that what I think it is?"

President Dmitry Medvedev : "I think so..."

One more joke about Air Force One and next year I'm denying his visa for Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest.

Franklin Park, NJ

"Is he listening to US or STILL watching the Michael Jackson coverage?"

Is he the Wizard of Oz?
It's so hard to tell who is really in charge around here...

"Don't look now, but something is crawling in his hair."

"Hey – isn't that Herman Munster?"

"well, we may have our differences, but at least we both still have hair."

Hey Sergey, pull my finger.

Don't worry President Obama, he does that every time somebody mentions the word "nuclear" .. oops, there he goes again.

President Obama: There is a fly on his head. You think I should swat it for him?
President Medvedev: Um, No! Not unless you'd like to start another cold war.

Your positive thats isn't Rumsfeld in disguise? I'm pretty sure those are his glasses, he just looks a little tanner.

Dmitry, watch this.
Hey Sergey, pull my finger.

Obama: "Yes, I do see the lithium memory back-up battery in his neck. Very interesting technology!"

–Jeff Lambert, Hicksville, NY

You might feel as if you are the only one who can clearly see what's happening today...

How much longer do you think he can pull off the comb over?

Okay, let me get this straight: you're not in charge and this guy here is not in charge, so exactly WHO IS in charge around here?

Don't pay any attention to him. He is still in shock that Governer Palin resigned.

Obama: Wow,look at the size of those strategic arms......

Hey guys i don't feel comfortable watching this...can we get back to work

Obama is making President Medvedev aware that it would behove Mr. Lavrov to abide the treaty, because ya know Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house.

is that a dead opossum hes useing as a tupay

I'll bet you 50,000 rubles I can get that fly.

Presidents Obama and Medvedev in " Planet in Peril: We agree not to blow our countries up to kingdom come"

"Is he really the winner of the 'Most Cow's Hot Dog Eating Contest" here in Moscow?"

Hey guys, can't we all get along, like um...a flock of seagulls?

President Obama gives Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov a wet noodle !

Like Anderson Cooper, we're too sexy for our shirts!

Is he almost done checking his email? I need to know if I scored tickets to the Michael Jackson Memorial...

Look close and you can still see the hair transplant marks. See the new hair?? L.Greer – McEwen, TN

Its obvious hes not listening to us, and Im missing Michael Jackson coverage for this

"Now see, the hair club for men is really working for him. He just needs a little touch up of color"

Kristen
Kent, Washington

After four years, will my hair thin out like that too?"

hey look he even washed behind his ears

Exeter, Ontario, Canada

"How come he gets to sit down? It's because he's bald, isn't it?"

i'm telling you, Iran is responsible for Michael Jackson's death.

Is he coming to my birthday party too? Because I know i didn't invite him.

Alex Bondhus
Monticello Minnesota

Rogain my friend! That's what happens when you don't use the Rogaine properly.

I know a barber that hide the signs of stress ... I know he can take care of that, right there...

Dimitry tell me the truth, do my ears look as big as Sergey's?

Checkmate! I told you take his bishop. The next time I tell you take his bishop, maybe you'll listen!

Obama: "Hey, where can I get eyes implanted in the back of my head?"
Medvedev: "Shh, don't point; Lavrov will be mad that you are giving away his special power."

Is that what you would call a true combover in Russia?

You beat me in chess the first nine times, but next summit meeting, we'll do best two out of three, and I'll bet I can take you!

You know, Joe has this same problem. We can reset relations and Joe can reset his hairline.

That cool exterior doesn’t fool me – – I know he’s the guy who took my Michael Jackson Memorial Ticket.

I'm giving you one chance. Screw up and you're toast.

Hmnn...let me know if you want to replace him

livingston, nj

I just told him that Sarah Palin wants to defect to Russia. He's in shock!

"Are you sure Med that he is not 20/20 with his glasses on?"

Hey, isn't that the same birthmark Gorbachev had?

is this guy for real Sarah Palin can't unresign. it just doesn't work that way

Hillsborough, NJ

So.......is HE the guy in charge???

President Obama: "Listen, I told Him not to worry, Sarah Palin will not beat me in the next Presidential race".

Hey look sergey's head is almost as big as russia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!