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When someone dies...I'm always there, even if I never heard of 'em

It is for these and others that we can say that Michael is irreplaceable!

"Michael Jackson? What a relief... when you told me 'MJ' died, I thought you meant Michael Jordan."

"Is it the shoes?"

Ladies and gentlemen the Apollo Theater is proud to present a new dance act who call themselves "Sharpenspike"

I didn't know a still picture could show someone's inability to dance

Because this "aint" Thriller.

Al Sharpton is singing I'm bad , I'm bad, I am really bad as he is about to slap his knee

Sharpton and Lee can't contain their excitement and celebrate Joe Jackson's new record label venture jwhich he just announced.

Two geeky guys dance in a tribute to MJ, that is "Off the Wall"

People thought thriller was a classical dance, I know a dance even more classical, its the "direct me to the restroom ASAP" dance.

When Michael said "Beat It" he didn't mean your leg Al.

Is that Rev AL or Don Magic Juan?...and is that a "Jerry's kid" on the right?

Some people still can't grasp the concept that, when it comes to dancing, "Bad" is supposed to mean "good".

The newest wax figure of Al Sharpton is finally debuted...

Hehehe... A Republican cheating on his wife? Now that's a knee slapper!

They lied to us, they said the moon was made from cheese.

Al and Spike demonstrate that watching Michael Jackson perform does not improve one's own rhythm or dancing ability

Finally...photographic evidence!...NOT ALL black people can dance!

It doesn't matter if you're black or Spike.

Reverand Al, you're no Michael Jackson.

Don't quit your day job, Reverend.

...they thought they were trying out for MTV's America's Best Dance Crew...

Al demonstrate is signature "I am walking on hot lava" move while spike looks on.

A freightning new look at an excelerated age progression on the late pop star without the interferance of plastic surgery!

Tryouts are already being performed for Spike lee's movie about Michael Jackson..........With Al Sharpton auditioning for the part of Joe Jackson

Relax, friends!
We are doing our best, but Michael was single!

Al to Spike: "YOU GOT SERVED!"

The reverend Al Sharpton shows the public at the Apollo Theater in
Harlem that if you can't do the moonwalk at least you can do the "I got a moonrock in my shoe" dance!

"I call this the 'earth walk'."

Al Franken in the Senate? Isn't he the Saturday Night Live guy? Now that's funny!

You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in and you shake it all about! You do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!

you like my salt & pepper flock of seagulls haircut spike?

You put your left foot in.
You take your left foot out.
You put your left foot in and shake it all about.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

Al Sharpton loses in the final round when the announcer neglects to say "Simon sez" before "lift your left knee."

We do a Happy Dance for Michael Jackson to cover the sadness we endure for his great talent. We must laugh, dance and joke for tomorrow we all die.

And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who's bad...

al sharpton and spike lee dance, after finding out they have just been signed to jo jackson's new record label.

The hokey pokey is what its all about!

Reverend Al Sharpton does a GREAT impression of the zombies from "Thriller: video.

One, Two, Step, Oh, I forgot this was a memorial to Michael Jackson.

This may be the Apollo theater, but we ain't doing any moonwalking.

Never knew you could moonwalk, Reverend!

Spike look I can do the "Beat It" dance for your remake video!

Sharpton: The new field sobriety test appears to have a disparate failure rate – the Supreme Court will hear about this!

Joe Jackson really said Michael is loved in every COUNTRY in the United States

Now there goes the true BLACK EYE PEAS

We're bad (at dancing), we're bad... we know it!

Spike Lee: "Why is this man here?"

We come in Peace

Everyone do the moonwalk!

Spike Lee forgot what his mother told him, "wear vertical stripes, they make you look slimming".

Just dance don't be afraid just dodo just dance

" A-B-C it's east as 1-2-3- . . 3? that's me!"

Our dance reminds me that music of Michael...

You can't win
You can't break even

So where are auditions for American Idol next ?

Al and Spike decide to combine celebrations for Michael Jackson and the space programme by Moonwalking at The Apollo..

Someone get the broom!

Hey Spike, Beat it! I've got this audience under control.

"Spike, check out my moonwalk!"

Sharpton gives us his best attempt at "The Moonwalk"....Spike says,laughing "You're no Michael Jackson".

Reverend Al Sharpton should learn how to do "spirit fingers" from Spike Lee.

So You think "We" Can Dance Well YEAH !!

You call that a moonwalk? Why don't we watch a clip of Michael moonwalking instead?

Let's see you dribble like this, Mr. President.

Although amicably rising to the challenge, the duo's Thriller improv was told by media to "just beat it"

aye Spike watch me moon walk down memory lane. RIP MJ

Baaw! We lost Michael!

Boyz in the hood !

What smell is Reverend Al Sharpton trying to fan away with his hand? Just look at what it did to Spike Lee.

Hey Spike, did you hear about the time Joe Jackson was on the Red Carpet shamelessly promoting his record label right after a close family member of his had died? Ha ha ha...oh wait....

Keep going man, you almost have the high score!

Caledon, Ontario

Canada

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

The Reverend Al Sharpton and Filmmaker Spike Lee reveal tht Conan O Brien's invisible string dance was inspired by the King of Pop.

Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star make an appearance...

"Quit your clownin Spike! I'm not trying to do the robot, I just have bad joints!"

First the Bird then on to the Moonwalk...

The two men celebrate Anderson's recent discovery of ready whip...

Spike Lee and the Reverend Al Sharpton perfom along with the prisoners' tribute dances to MIchael Jackson.

"So we took a right on Fairfax and there was Micheal. Al didn't know if he should wave or get out and dance"

I'm tired of stompin' on theese roaches.....Orkin..we need you!

"I'd also like to give a shout out to Tawana Brawley."

Hey, Reverend,

The moonwalk or backslide is a dance technique that presents the illusion that the dancer is stepping forward while actually moving backward.

Action!!!!!!!!!

Al Sharpton starts practicing to take over Jackson's Summer tour

Put your right foot in. . ..

Celebration of a Genious!

Reverend Sharpton high fives Michael's ghost as Spike Lee tells of their trip fishing.

Joe S.
Geneva, IL

In bid to become Authentic MJ impersonator, Al Sharpton decides he has to start as MJ did .. at the Apollo.

-Reverend Al Sharpton: talking about Apollo on the moon?...Check this out! This is how I moonwalk, baby!
-Spike Lee: do your thing, Reverend!

I call the moonwalk, Spike! It better look smoother than Jamie Foxx's, Reverend, after all you have a direct line to God & the Jacksons!

Hey Spike, what should I call this new dance move I've invented?
That's easy, Al. You can call it "Do the Wrong Thing".

Spike,
We are the Beat of Anderson Cooper! I knew this would happen!

Hey Reverend Al, it's the moonwalk, not the robot!!!

Man How did who do it ?This moonwalk thing is really hard

Penny Sanders

Bargersville,Indiana 46106 ♥

Whoa whoa no need to get crazy Spike just bending your knees is enough to commemorate Michael Jackson's dancing talent.

T.D. Gonzales
Albuquerque, NM

Is Reverend Al Sharpton trying to get in trouble with PETA for trying to swat a fly?

The Moonwalk goes the other way Reverend!

Anderson Cooper, I love you!

Better not to do the Moonwalk here or these guys gonna end up wrapped in plaster.

Ok...so then Michael said...Al, wait til the punchline this time!

The only two black african americans with no rhythm !!

You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out...

BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE!!! (Jackson 5 song)

Now that Joe's got his medical OK. Tito and Jermaine start practicing to revive Jackson 5.....

Now I know why Michael never let us in a video Al , we stink !!

"Anderson Cooper taught me this move himself!"

The reason why Kelly Ripa only asks Anderson Cooper to dance.

Definitely not the "Kings of Dance"!

Get Neil Armstrong on the phone - I need to learn the moonwalk!

Aww... "I hope they don't see that I split my pants!";

"Oh God I cant believe he split his pants again...."

Baby, baby, I got the feelin

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Spike Lee can get Al Sharpton to dance on camera, but Kelly Ripa and Ellen still can't get Anderson Cooper to dance.

....Red light.....Green light.....Red light.....Green light.....

Joe Jackson said we have to do this to promote his new record label.

Hey Spike, do you think this move will make me famous..he he he!

Amateur night at the Apollo hasn't been the same as of late.

"What do you mean, this isn't the audition for 'So You Think You Can Dance'?"

Doesn't the stage need cheese on it for me do to the "moonwalk"?

...as the ghost of Sandman Sims waits backstage, yearning for his shepard's hook...

Al and Spike warming up for their sad faces.

" Look at Jessie workin the crowd, passing the hat."

Take a step back Spike, I'm about to bust a move.

Taking a break from helping Joe Jackson promote his new record label, Sharpton finds a moment to celebrate Michael and apparently finds it a real knee-slapper!

The "hula hoop" is already banned in Japan, why provoke them to forbit dancing?

Al Sharpton: If Hillary could have bust 'ed a move like this she would have won the Democratic nomination.

Spike Lee: Yeah....git down wid'it..git down wid'it...

O'k fellas, "Beat it"!

Al Sharpton and Spike Lee tries to calm the angry Michael Jackson fans by singing the ABC song.

Sorry, we thought we were in "studio 54"

hmmmm, i thought i put this here? anyway here goes:

New Spike Lee Joint: "Al Sharpton can't dance, can barely lift his left hand & leg up!!"

Dancing off the wall is Not the same as Living Off the Wall

Spotlight, spotlight. With Obama around I need to do all I can to stay in the spotlight.

Hey Spike, if the Reverend's back goes out, make sure you "Do The Right Thing"!

See, if we can dance in public, so can you Anderson !

Reverend Al Sharpton, you don't have to swear on the bible, you already payed your taxes.

Sharpton: "The Apollo ain't never seen dancing like this!" Lee: "And let's hope it never does again!"

Might as well dance now; at the rate Hollywood's dying, we're probably next.

Something strange happens to Al when Hootie and the Blowfish come on the radio.

Domo Arigato.............................Mr. Roboto

"Watch me do the thriller dance"

Lee: "BIllie Jean is not my lover!" Sharpton: "He sure ain't my lover neither!"

It's hard to tell whether it's MJ's spirit that moves these cast of characters or something else, I just hope neither grabs their crouch!

How about a pair of windshields for Spike Lee?

Al, didn't you do the same routine at the James Brown wake?

Is that a hip version of John McCain with the stripes?

I told you all my buddy Al could moonwalk!

Don't worry John McCain, your not the only one who can't raise their arms high enough to "raise the roof".

Don’t worry John McCain, Spike Lee can't “raise the roof” either.

How would Michael Jackson describe this "Dancing Duel"?

A) "Bad" B) "Off The Wall" C) "Dangerous" C) "Smooth Criminal"
D) All of the above

...and they say white men can't dance!!

Spike: "You know Billy Jean was not his lover."
Al: "Now that's a knee slapper!"
Spike: "I wonder if she'll get the kids."

Spike Lee announces that his new movie about Michael Jackson is going to be an Al Sharpton "Knee Jerk" production!

San Diego, CA.

Spike Lee giggles like a little kid as Al performs his famous Sharpton Shuffle.

♫ you put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you do the hoakey poakey and your turn yourself around! That´s what it´s all about! ♫

Reverend Al is a dancing machine!

Let’s be totally honest! These guys ain’t got nothing on Anderson Cooper’s dance moves. Let’s have Anderson get up and do the Moonwalk (with a little pressure from Erica Hill). If Anderson does...the Earth will be peaceful for 1 minute.

This photograph is a cruel punishment for people to watch.

Noooooo, Reverend Al! Not the old man dance. Noooooo!

Does the glove fit?

Hey Spike... can you believe the mid-west voted with us??.... Reparations are on the way!!! HAHAHA!!!!

We're at the Apollo Theater? I thought we were on Apollo the moon.

What's that??? Joe Jackson's forming a new record company.... really??

Apollo Theater? I thought we were on that "cheesey" place called Apollo the moon.

I don't know, Rev, but M. J. was a symmetrical dancer with great balance. What the hay is going on here?

NO CONTROVERSY !!!
History is made, when Al & Spike can only BLAME themselves for the fact that they can not dance.

Can one of us find some rhythm? PLEASE!

You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out......

No need to say "we come in peace" Reverend Al Sharpton.

"I thought the robot was his signature move"

Sorry kids, bubbles the monkey couldn't make it.

Geez Al, maybe we can honor those ticket sles in London

Spike to Rev: Rev, I never saw Michael do the Hokey-Pokey.

Oh Oh Oh...I get to appear on another cable tv show!

Spike to Rev: Oh no, Rev! Not the Hokey-Pokey.

Al Sharpton dancing like Michael Jackson, but looking more like Wierd Al!

- Reverend, guess what? Everybody will think we're trying to moonwalk, when we're actually doing our "Thriller" thing!!!
- You dawmn right! We just don't have the proper costumes on!!!

Sorry Kids, Joe Jackson replaced Bubble's the monkey with these two clowns.

Sharpton and Lee vehemently disproving the old theory.

It's "Rhythm and Blues Night" at the Lone Pines Retirement Home.

Al Sharpton attempts to do a patented Michael Jackson 360 degree triple reverse spin without popping off all the buttons on his jacket.

Oh goodness, this is not hair stylist!

Al and Spike, again, shamelessly, doing anything for a photo op. May your music continue to resonate throughout all that is, and your sweet soul rest in peace. Good Night MJ.

"apparently, it doesn't matter if you're black or white, you still can't dance.

George
Hemet, CA

Anndd ....on that note, I'm outta here!

Isn't that the Apollo? Where's the Sandman when you need them?

That's rare when Sharpton isn't moving his lips. Come to think of it, Spike Lee's not moving his either. Rare silence from the two.

Sorry kids, we can't perform, the Humaine Society said our dancing is not "humaine".

Sorry everyone, the filipino prisoners couldn't make it. These two are just as equal.

Don't stop 'till you get enough Rev!

Reverend: Can you believe they finally let us do this?

Now that'a a knee slapper!

Did Bubbles the monkey and the Filipino prisoners get stuck in traffic?

Al Sharpton dances the stop-hop while Spike Lee tries to keep time.

In order to preserve Michael Jackson's legacy I plan to teach you how to dance to "Thriller" step by step!

"I hope we win!"

Dawn
Atlanta, GA

Sharpton & Lee attempting to 'Moonwalk" at the Apollo Theater.

Houston, we have a problem...

Rev: "Hey, Spike, you're no "Thriller" so "Beat It"

Spike: "Well, Rev, you're "Off the Wall" – cos, I ain't that "Bad" – Hey are you "Wanna be Starting Somethin'? "

Rev: Yeh, "Shake your Body" – like this!

Al got his groove back

This move looked better when the 'Man in the Mirror' did it.

"Michael inspired me to dance too", watch....."you put your left foot in and take your left foot out, do the hokey pokey and turn yourself about"!

Apollo Theater! Moonwalking!
Houston, We have a problem...

Announcer: " In tribute to Michael Jackson we have two of the original zombies from the Thriller video " .

Anderson Cooper, I dance, you dance!

Director Spike Lee replaced Lady Gaga with Al Sharpton,
in the big dance number.

" I tell you Spike, these people are eating this cat up!"

I CAN KEEP TAKING THIS FOOT OUT OF MY MOUTH FOREVER!

One small step for man, one giant leap for Michael Jackson.

Michael included my name in his Will, Aaha!!

Joe Jackson??!! Father of The Year??!! GOOD ONE!

by all means can the family mourn in peace.what ever michael jackson did if anything is in the pass. in gods name let him rest in peace. stop trying to make him look as bad as possible, him nor his family deserve the treatment give it a rest.. .

arts.

Spike Lee applauds Al Sharptons oath to never dance again.

I am THE MAN in the Mirror!
Watch out There Now!
Carolyn
VA

Who is that in the front????? wazzzzaupppp joe.

"shake your body to the ground"...