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President Obama surveys the damages made by his predecessor!

Its a small world after all!

Got to get this up on the wall quickly, don't want Bo to lift his leg on this.

Am i really master of all I survey

There's Kenya, there's Hawaii, it is an amazing story if I do say so myself.

"Let's see, aside from France, which other countries should we try to emulate?"

I see the troops are indeed withdrawing .......

Quoting the Alaskan Governor... "I can see Russia from here."

And to think I am the most powerful man of all this, wow!

Some day soon, all this will be MINE!!!!!!!!!

Let's see if I can find Bin Laden or an even more dangerous foe of mine...Dick Cheney

"Hmmm, who wrote "you are here" on this map?"

A National Geographic Map,it's cool but the magazine was every eighth grade boy's best friend.....

Looking for a remote island to escape to just in case my economic plan fails....:(

World's getting smaller all the time

Being President of these America's,one really get's lost sometimes

With a cigarette box that big, how's a guy ever going to quit smoking?

Let's see, that would be about 10 round trips per year, at an average of about 6,000 miles per trip....yep, someone is going to owe me some serious frequent flier miles when this gig is up.

Hey, now I can see Russia from my desk!

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Palin CAN see Russia from her front yard!!!

"Hmm, iam here, but where is the white house again?"

President Obama tries to look at things on a world level.

When this old world starts getting me down
I'm going to take it up on the roof.

Yeah, this should cover up my spilled coffee stain.

"Dammit, I know Waldo is there somewhere!"

"So that's where Iran is?

Carl White
Atlanta, GA

Does the Middle East really have to be in the middle of this map?

"Screw Mark Sanford's trip to Argentina, i'm going to Panama!"

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Okay, I'm ready. Put it on my shoulders.

Obama: Where in the world is the "you are here" marker?

I'm keeping an eye out for Cheney,I remember one incident where Cheney used his own weapon,Secret Service optional....

Where is a good place to have a smoke?

We got Bernie Madoff, but where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

"Ah....Now I see exactly where Sanford was 'hiding'.."

I've got an app ony my blackeberry that shows the same thing!

Two hours later, the continents all blurred together and the wooden frame warped due to the extreme temperature in the oval office.

Let me see which name I should use while playing the "find the name on the map" game with my kids and Michele.

Barrack and Michelle's friday night (What country to go to next?) date night map.

Now where did I put those rose colored glasses ??

Oh my gosh! The world IS flat!

I thought the world was round, did we get this map from Bush? I'm pretty sure I asked for new things when I moved in here.

There are still lot of countries which are not inviting me....

Today and tomorrow out of Iraq, the day after tomorrow in and out of Honduras, in July in Afghanistan and out of... I have lost count...!

The Apotheosis of Obama: The New Rotunda Fresco of the Capitol

This is turning out to be a lot harder than playing Risk with those little wooden blocks.

So many countries to visit,so many speeches to give and so little time.( a big sigh )

Oh look at that, the world is oval too !

President Obama overviews his new world map detailing which color-coded countries are his new "smoke-free zones."

I was hopeing for a globe............"It spins"

"Hmm...now which country did i leave my fake Michael Jackson glove?"

Oh, so that's where Iran and Iraq are.

President Obama may justify a second term by squatters rights.

There's Waldo!

Let's see, if Kim Yong erases the mainland up here and wipes out Hawaii down there and Iran blows away Israel over here ... Michelle? Looks like we gonna need a new map.

It looks a lot different on Google!

President Obama plans next week's date night!

I don't think this is going to fit in the Glovebox of "The Beast " .

Some of his best thinking is done while squatting.

How can a country so small, like Iraq and North Korea, cause such a big headache?

Let's see...what's the next nation I can influence with the Obama Effect?

Along with the rest of us, Obama takes a brief moment to reflect on how much the world has tilted slightly with the loss of McMahon, Fawcett and Jackson.

It`s been awhile from the school days so here we go....where`s Washington on this map ?

I've been squatting for hours, can someone help me get up?

Dear God, make it all blue and i'll renounce smoking forever!

Shouldn't this flat screen be hung on a wall.

I'm gonna need more pins to see my Blackberry coverage

So this little area is where all of the problems are coming from.

Ah haa!! Finally i can see Russia from my room too.

I think I'll hang this over my head.

President Obama wonders if he'll ever achieve the world-wide popularity of Michael Jackson.

Here`s a tricky question..how do you hang up something that `s straight on a wall that`s curved ?

Global warming is real...you can see the ice caps shrinking.

NOW, this is what I call "HIGH DEFINITION" !

Hm. Now, where can I send Biden so that we won't have to deal with any more social blunders?

"Now where should I take Michelle on our next date...."

I thought this was a Five Guys restaurant locator map?

I did not turn my back on the world, and yet, it has brought me down to my knees!

Man Bush probably thought this was just a Rorschach test...

How much of this is goinig to dissapear when the ice caps melt and the oceans rise?

Let me see, if not Guantanamo, where ... Hmm, I wonder if the Russians are still using Siberia.

ok, here's another state that I need to turn blue.
Hezra Lovett-Hephzibah, Georgia

where the heck was Borat from again?

OK, who replaced "The Unites States of America" with "Territory of the People's Republic of China"?

Already taking on more issues than any president in recent memory, today President Obama promised to begin work on the decades old question: "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"

Hmmm...now that the trip to Honduras is off, where should we go?

"Wonder what this would get on eBay?"

"Now where is Waldo?! I know he has to be here somewhere!"

" This has a light flashing on DC which reads "you are here", so If I carry this with me I'll always know where I am! Pretty cool stuff!"

OK, who replaced “The United States of America” with “Territory of the People’s Republic of China”?

Where in the world is Hillary?

I appreciate the donation, but mapquest is alot faster

Is that a new undiscovered island there ?Hey, some fly has already left its mark on this map!

Now let's see... Where's Waldo, er Amadinijhad

"Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?"

Where can I go that no one will find me? Hmm...

Planning where the new oceanfront property will be due to rising ocean levels from global warming, Obama plans a global investment strategy.

John King, CNN eat your heart out, I’ve got my own magic map OF THE WORLD, I this job.

or

John King, CNN eat your heart out, I’ve got a “hands free” magic map and I can change red to blue with a wink or a nod.

I'm not too ashamed to ask for direction's!!!!

Why can't I find heaven on here?

Look, I can see Russia from my house!!!

Nothing can BEAT a 360 degree view of the World !

War and Peace on Earth, I think I should write another book.

Im going to have Michele run out to Loews', so i can hang this myself!

"The United States of Obama," huh? I like it!

" Wonder if i took a ship and went to the bermuda triangle
if i would disappear ? "

This is nice, but not as nice as CNN's Magic Wall.

wow, the B2 anti-gravity propulsion is actually a space ship and goes into space and beyond says George Noory's guest on Coast to Coast Radio Show last week. I need a bigger map....

How in the world could Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

Hmm, I'm sure there must be some place left that I can spread my coolness!

Oh man! If I could rule the world

President Obama is putting a "You Are Here" mark on the map for all who visit the Oval Office.

"So Friedman is right... the world is flat."

where should i take the girls this summer?

"There's Waldo... In Iran?????"

Indio Ca

"Where should i take the girls this summer"

"Hillary – I still can't find North Korea!"

This doesn't look like John King's map! Can I get one like his?

Kathy, Ottawa, Canada

Pres.Obama: Where will the next Republican go to take a hike?

Let.'s see...........how far is Korea from Alaska???????

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Africa to the White House isn't that far after all.

Hmmm ! This land is my land , This land is your land . Yeah That should Do It !

hey...quick, somebody bring me a magnifying glass. I think I see bin Laden.

This isn't exactly what I meant when I told my staff, "Today America, tomorrow the world."

Palau..... palau.... palauuuuu.... OH ! Here it is !!

I can see my Earth from here!

I wonder if I have enough push-pins to put one in every place the previous guy pissed off.

Once again, President Obama shows that he just can't look awkward.

Obama's secret passion for autostereograms.

"I told Sarah Palin Iran is a country!"

You can see Russia from Alaska!

So this is what a map looks like–it look so much smaller when I view it on my Blackberry!

One if by land,two if by sea,it's probably a marriage proposal if on bended keee

YOU ARE HERE!

........a scene from Martin Luther King's dream!

Seriously? Argentina?

finally ! a map that has nothing but burger joints on it ! gee I wonder if that one right there has that spicy brown mustard ?

Madoff's clawbacks have gone global

Now where can I find some medicinal weed without somebody telling Michelle and the rest of America ?

" You would think being that since I'm the President I wouldn't have to hang this thing myself ".

"I'm glad to see that the U.S. is colored blue once again."

" I wonder if anyone would say anything if I put this on the ceiling in our bedroom". Hmmmm I wonder if Michele would like that?

my gosh i though the world was round!!!!!!!!!!

President Obama was heard by cabinet and staff members humming the tune to "We Are The World" as he knelt to get a good look at the world map given to as a gift.

"Hmmmm, where can I send Joe where nobody will hear him when he blurts out something stupid?"

Existentialism revisited

Wait, is that a fly on the map?

President Obama to himself: Hmm, Michael Jackson conquered all of this, huh! Well, if he can do it...

Sarah Palin is right! I can see Alaska from here!

i thought the world was round!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"When you look at it this way the world does look flat."

I see London, I see France, Hey I can see Sarah Palin's underpants?

I can't let Joe find out I took this from his office and got a mustard stain on it.

Alex Bondhus
Monticello Minnesota

I'm King of the World!

Where are the "What If..." and "Refresh" buttons? Jon King's Magic Maps are better.

Rodney
Los Angeles, CA

Let's see, what countries haven't I apologized to?

I see London, I see France, I can see the map of Alaska that Sarah Palin showed me on her granny pants!

"Let's see, They're there... we're here... I wonder what Kim Jong Il was thinking he can send Missiles to Hawaii when they're just using Scud Missiles?"

Uh oh...somebody at the National Geographic society left the Pottery Barn price tag on the corner.

If they don't get my GPS fixed soon, I'm gonna scream!

Where is the natural habitat of the porcupine and the seagulls?

Obama plots our his next military coup.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

This should of been here years ago. At least this should put an end
to mistaking Iraq for Iran.

Now I can get a head start on "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?".

I can't seem to find America on this map....

Spokane, Washington (Spokandyland)

" If I stare at the war zone long enough, will it go away?"

OH MY! I should have paid more attention in grade 8 geography class....who knew?

President Obama playing connect the dots with the Bermuda Triangle.

"It's unbelievable how I traveled around the 50 U.S. states" and I try to remember where does Joe the plumber live?"

Crouching Tiger hidden fly exterminator

Hhmmm... there really is nowhere to run...nowhere to hide! The paparazzi are everywhere!

I wish Malia told me it was Geography she needed help with. Don't I have a Cabinet Secretary to help with this stuff?

I'm KING OF THE WORLD! – quoting Jack Dawson character from the Titanic movie of 1997

If we go around the Cape, we can have spices in a fortnight. Assemble the fleets!

I've got the whole world..in my office.

I can see Russia from my office!

After seeing the movie National Treasure, President Obama contemplates a stimulus of gold coins.

"I think I see a fly on this map. . ."

Is the game conquer the world on my blackberry?

WOW! Looking at this map, I can see that Gov. Sanford went along ways away just to have some fun.....

President Obama looks for a location to have a secret cigarette.

Let's see, Africa....Kenya....So that is where I was born.

Wow, Canada's Hudson Bay really does look like a chicken with a bat behind its head!

There are my "roots" in Africa"

Iraq is connected to the Iran..Iran is connected to the Pakistan.

I can't see titanic nor Atlantis, but I can see Russia.

So, where is this Imaginationland?

Spokane, Washington (Spokandyland)

Obama looking for a new place to smoke besides the oval office.

I can see Russia from here!

President Obama can now put out his cigarettes on Sarah Palin's house from the confort of the Oval Office.

hmmm, thats a really nice picture frame.

Where the hell is Diego Garcia?

Is that Sarah Palin I see in Alaska or is that a coffee stain?

President Obama plots his next move in a tight Stratego match with Joe Biden.

OK where's Hawaii????? Oh, there it is!!!!!!!!

So this is what we used before mapquest.

Recession calls for dratic measures. Time to put the pieces together and call it Pangea.

How can Sarah Palin see Russia from her house if Russia is on the other side of the map?

Hey Michele.....What country did you want to go to for dinner tonight!

Stop turing up the temperature of the Oval Office, you are causing Global Warming.

The Geographic Society's been nationalized, so why can't a car company be nationalized.

OK, I found Iran... But where's Waldo???

Wanda Sykes told Ellen Degeneres to bring the troops back home and invade West Hollywood!

Megan Monek, Ardmore PA

So let me see... Iran is where???

Ive got the whole world in my hands Ive got the whole world in my hands I got you and me brother in my hands I got you and me sister .I got the whole world in my hands.

this song is Whitehouse Rock by Barock

Okay, we got Afghanistan and Iraq now where's Iran & North Korea at?

I'm letting my eyes relax, but I don't see the secret picture!

"Would someone like to explain to me why there are x's through Iraq and Afghanistan?"

We change really ! The story goes on !
Your presence is a real gift, the good way...

"Okay, Afghanistan, Iran. Now, Iran and Ecuador."

I like to read, but there is so much more action on this map.

If I put Pangea together, who would know I left Alaska out of the map?

Hmm, i guess its just the maps at the malls that show " YOU ARE HERE" ...Where IS cinnabon?

I can see The Iraq, The US Americans, and South Africa!

I forget, how many armies do I get for Kamchatka?

Where's Osama?

awwww, who let Biden write on the map?

All those evenings of RISK finally paid off!

Where IS Waldo?

Oops it says here "Made in Korea!"

Looking for Waldo is harder than I thought it would be....

-Heidi
Pacifica, CA

President Obama is studying hard to receve superhuman status on Facebook's Geo Challenge.

Wow.....Who knew that there were 7 continents?!

Now where's the darn Iraq place I keep hearing so much about?

"Now how did Sarah Palin see Russia?"

Maybe I can scribble out Alaska and draw a new state, and lets call it Atlantis!!

Always looking towards the future, President Obama eyes up his next political goal.

OK, I found Iran… But where’s Waldo???

Oh nevermind... I found him in Texas!

This map makes the world look dead, Rahm! Get in here and color this thing a pretty blue and green!

Can someone get me Nicholas Cage. I can't find the next clue to the Presidental Manual.

Theresa Whittle
Las Vegas, NV

They like me, and they like me, and they like me...

Josh – Williamsburg, Virginia

At least there's one guy who will look at a map or ask for directions!

There is no way she can see Russia from her house!

President Obama looking for the igloos he would like to buy from Canada near the body of water that looks like a chicken.

President Obama found the gate to Narnia.

Spokane, Washington (Spokandyland)

OK...so let's break out the darts & decide on where the prisoners from Gitmo are be "re-located"...

Speaking of MJ, I can’t help but think that here….here….and here….are places I’d "Never land".

you say i can go to church any where i want?

~sarah – allen park, mi

President Obama wonders where in the world he could sneak a smoke....

"hmmm, where should I go on my next date with Michelle?"

President Obama is brushing up on his geography in order to gain superhuman status on Facebook's Geo Challege. Go Mr. President!

There's a "New" Mexico?!?

Everything is going good... But why the hell is some creep taking my picture?

Jacob Flaming--Goodyear AZ

President Obama looking for a country to move too. That still has legal public smoking.

Wait a minute... There's a "New" Mexico?!?

Hey Sarah – I can see your house from here !

Let's see whose economy I can screw up next.

Ryan E.–New Orleans, LA

Maybe I can wipe North Korea off the map by using my laser vision.

"Hey, there's bar-b-que sauce fingerprints all over the middle east – George had this map did'nt he."

"Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, where should I put the new Guantanamo?"

Now where did Hilary say she was taking the Jet?

Mr. Obama, I suggest turing down the temperature of the Oval Office, you are causing global warming.

Mmmm.....So that's what I conquered!

Where did Madoff say he hid the money?

Jjust think, I'm responsible for all of that...Damn!

yet another opportunity to look contemplative....

Not sure what all of the fuss is about. This map shows that the US is a very green country. But Canada is looking a bit orange. Try recycling, eh?

Hummmm....What to do....Airforce 1 is missing...wonder where it is....guess I'll have to call around ....I'd hate to have to pay for it...
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

Hmm, Should I put this in the Situation Room or in the Lincoln Bedroom. Oh wait, maybe in the Roosevelt room. I'm sure Robert would love to discuss which country the GOP would like to attack next!

Now what country is Bruno from?

Trying to remember where he left his blackberry.

No wonder our foreign policies sometimes failed before, we worked with the wrong map!! This one is 60yrs old and still says USSR!

Hmmm... where should we take Bo next?

final preparations for the National Geographic Spelling Bee.

I didn't know Michael Jackson was a country!

They love us, they love us not......

Something warmer than Nancy Pelosi's chambers is the world in the Oval Office. Can someone say "GLOBAL WARMING"!

Ok, so where can I take biden and pelosi snipe hunitng......

Craig Monette
Jonesboro Arkansas

Ok let me see. They didn't like Bush there, there or there. Oh there they really didnt like him. Of course they will like me.

"Hmmmm.....where can I take Michelle next for dinner?"

Hmmm... Osama is gotta be somewhere out here, but i sure ain't going into Iran like my predecessor did with Iraq!!

The next thing to slow down global warming is to remove Brad Pitt from Nancy Pelosi's chambers.

"yep we're definitely bigger than Iran & North Korea"

"Wow! Think they can send us a TV this size too?!"

Michelle....bring me my darts, I wanna go somewhere we havent gone yet.

I still can't find Waldo!

Huh, this is puzzling . . . where-o-where . . .
. . . I cannot see Hawaii on this map!?!

Oh, I'm so glad to have a map. Now if we can just get maps to all the people that can't find the U.S. on a map because they don't have maps...Thanks to Miss South Carolina for pointing out that we need maps.

The one problem with having Oval walls in your office is it makes it kinda difficult to hang large pictures.

With this map, I'll never lose a game of Risk to Biden again!

uh, which way do I go?

What a JIP! The original game came with 5 dice & 72 "RISK" cards. I hope the goal is still "World Domination"

**Rose coloured glasses not required.

Our population is dieing, how about calling K-Fed to repopulate?

Obama helps in the search for all that money Bernie Madoff stole.

Okay so what countries are left that don't hate us?

I see Russia, I see France. I hope no one sees my underpants!

What is Sarah Palin talking about? Both Russia and North Korea are on the right hand side of the map and Alaska is on the left hand side!

To the North Koreans: I said you wanna be starting something, you got to be starting something.....

What's funny about a guy squatting down looking at a world map? Nothing...absolutley nothing!!!
Now, my abruptly honest comment should warrent me a tee shirt tonight for sure, o.K.?
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

President Obama marks the locations of ALL shovel ready projects currently under way!

" MINE to CONQUER!"

Maybe we can ask K-fed to repopulate America since our beloved super stars are dieing.

President Obama playing 'Where In the World Is Matt Lauer'

Not sure which part of the world I am from ummmmm

Ed Mcmahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays dead! This calls for mission "repopulate America", get K-Fed on the phone!!

President Obama studies after being teased by the other world leaders about Americans being unable to find Iraq on a map.

I would call the gremlins to help repopulate American but they are in Argentina, how about calling K-Fed? The work is done twice as fast!

Oh where or where has our economy gone, oh where oh where can it be.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Hmmm ....."Something is not right here"

'Burkina Faso', who would have known such countries existed! Thank Goodness for maps!

"Where in the world is Universal Health Care?"

It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy . . .

wow I am actually leader of everywhere on this map.

WHAT!!!! We share a border with Mexico.

So much to fix...so little time.

Which picture on the wall should i replace this map with? George Washington or Abraham Lincoln... Hard choice to make!!

Ohhhhh that's where Iran is.

Obama keeps an eye on North Korea

President Obama overheard singing, "One love, one heart, lets get together and feel alright."

So…Spitzer was in New York, Blago was in Illinois and Sanford was WHERE!? Just another day in the office…

We should get K-Fed to help repopulate some of the regions where animals are going to be extinct, lets start with the Republican Party!

There really ARE no more Stuckey's!

If I can't get Sotomayor, maybe I can get Carmen Sandiego, but where in the world is she?

hmmm... where should I send Hillary now?

From This Vantage Point, Fixing Relations Doesn't seem like as daunting of a task after all.

I wish I could remember where I left my car keys.

i wonder if they gave me a map with africa in the middle because my father is kenyan...

Obama listening to an informercial on in the background – "If you call within the next 10 minutes, we'll throw in Antarctica for free when you buy all 6 other continents. You just pay the shipping & handling."

"Hey – I ordered a fly swatter, was hoping for something a little smaller..."

Now lets see......I have detainees here, here and here...What next?

USSR? No wonder they gave me the map for free.

Hmmm... Date night already? Where should I take Michelle this time?

President Obama is testing the rumor that if you stare at the magic eye picture long enough you will eventually see the meaning of life

Obama trying to find out if you can actually see Russia from Alaska.

Lets see...I have detainees here, here and here....Now what?

Hey! The earth IS flat!

President Obama admires the World map donated by National Geographic. His thoughts are: What a wonderful world we live in and I am the overseer of the greatest country of all.

"been there, been there, done a speech there, going there, Really want to go there!"

The world at a glance... hum what a puzzle? where should I relocate rogue countries and their leaders to get more sleep at night and play time with my girls?

President Obama searches for a new location for date night with Micelle.

Where will I take the first family next. We invaded Paris!

So much to save and so little time

I can see Russia IN my house.

one world!

I told you the green ones are our friend the orange ones we are the ones we are trying to make our friends, and the brown ones we have to force to be our friends.

We must stop K-Fed from repopulating, call the vet ASAP!

One down! Hmmm...lets see what other country can we pull out of?
Fort Myers, FL

Before stepping into the Wayback Machine, the President picks a destination.

(Whistling) Heal the world...make it a better place, for you and for me.....(Whistling stops). Where in the world is Neverland anyway?

Damn, I need a vacation. Where is that Martha's Vineyard?

Hmmm... which county I can pull our troop out next?

where i could send Hillary for the next 7 years ... !!!

"Hey Rahm, send one of these to the governor's mansion in Alaska. I need a cigarette."

No, really... I *know* Iran is around here somewhere...

And I'm supposed to get this up on the wall all by myself? Why do I pay the secret service, anyway,

Let's see...Dad was from here, Mom was from there, I've lived here, here and here...

How many countries have Universal Health Care again???

After getting K-Fed to repopulate the republican party, we have to go to Maury and see if the babies are really America's

Q: Recent polls have shown 1/5 of American’s can’t locate America on a world map. Why do you think this is?

A: I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such, as in South Africa and Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our…

President Obama realized that the Secret service forgot to remove the "made in China" label from the map.

I don't get it...The girls said this is the easiest "Where's Waldo?" puzzle yet.

Alright Jesus... How, indeed, will we fix this??????

oh... that is where the United States is!!!

How do you fold this thing? How many presidents does it take to hock this thing up to the wall? Where is my best buddy Emanuel? Hah.. I’m having so much fun staring at this thing I could look at it all day..

Let me see if I can located all the places that Anderson Cooper has been.

Hmm...I clearly remember ordering a mirror.

hmmm...... i know that country is here somewhere!

I came (from Hawaii), I was elected (from Chicago), I conquered (Washington, DC). ALL of this is MINE!

What an extragant gift, it is very expensive, where should I hang it?

who will help me? I don't want to have any drywall fallout, I guess we will wait until someone that knows can help.

patience is a virtue

President Obama has decided to forget Binladen and focus instead on finding Waldo.

Maps were never my strong point. Are you SURE this thing isn't upside down?!

Is there anywhere that "AC" won't go?

I can see from the map all the disasters that are taking place...

Day One.....The Amazing Race.

Eenie, meenie, meinee, moe, which country is my foe?

Silently: "I'm not supposed to wear my glasses during photo ops, so hopefully I'm not staring at the middle of an ocean....."

And The World will be your oyster.

Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 will be so proud we got some maps and such.

~sarah allen park, mi

Let's see.....If I am here then I am in........Man, I really wish I'd paid more attention in geography class!

"Where in the world is Carmen San Diego"?

From Tora Tora to Bora Bora, with Dora The Explora.

Everything the light touches is my kingdom.

President Obama frantically searching for the "You are here" star.

He's got the whole world in his hands.

HMMM. Iam in over my head. Where can I go and not be recognized?

What is the quickest way to pull the troops out of Iraq ?

Billions of dollars in their budget, and THIS is the best the CIA can do?! I'm going to have kick some Agency butt, I can see that now....

Dora and Boots need my help...(singing) "I'm the map, I'm the map, I'm the map!"

I think somebody is messing with me. On the maps we had in school America looked so much bigger and Africa was definately not the center of the world.

Nah, I am just going to google it.

Hmmm, Middle East, Europe, North America – check . . . whom shall I try to make up with this week?

I need to find a way to reunite Pangea.

Truly an awesome world. So much to do.

So this is the map they used to teach W. where all the countries were?

OK, if this is the world, what are those things around the corners?

push pins.......I NEED PUSH PINS

... Hondourus/ Umm, must be on here somewhere!

I think it is a great picture of him studying the map. Everyone should have an opportunity like that. I love it.

Let's see.... Who else can we borrow money from?

I don't care what they say, it's exactly the same one they sell at Costco for $8.95.

Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

"Great frame. I wonder if I can get my old Farrah Fawcett poster to fit in here?"

Hmm, lets see, I can withdraw the troops Iraq and then move them to Afghanistan, Checkmate!!

Where is so called Sri Lanka who has defeated terrorism, need to learn from them

Oh! turn it upside down, only then you will get the real picture.

in the words of the seagulls in Finding Nemo, " MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

"So that's where North Korea is.."

Let see.... Where should we carve "Mount Obama!!"

"Hey Gibbsy get John King and that gizzmo of his in here to light up my new global job approval map...Stat "

Hmmmm...now where is the United States??

"...If Anderson is anywhere near an Army base, I can have his funny haircut mowed down by executive order just like Colbert's..."

Obama as an aspiring politician and a messenger of hope and change ,not only in US but in the world, manages the unification of East and West despite the challenges.
This photo really reminds me of Chaplin's speech at the end of the Great Dictator movie when he says, "in the name of the democracy, let's all unite".

"huuummmm, so, where is Waldo?

I'm pretty sure if I sell America to Africa, we'll have enough money to pay off the national debt!

Wow! That's where Sanford was shacking up! No wonder we didn't hear the sounds!

Obama: Maybe, if I'm pictured looking at this map I'll look more in control.

Neverland is this BIG?

Looks like we can see Bo's native country from our front yard.

I invoke interest from all over the world, and all I got was this big map.

I still can't believe she thought Alaska's proximity to Russia was foreign policy experience.

Did Gibbs tell them that am one of the 20% of Americans who cant locate America on the world map?

"Does this thing have satellite imaging?"

Did Gibbs tell them that am one of the 20% of Americans who cant locate America on the world map?

Sam-Atlanta GA

Ok, where did Dick Cheny went hunting?

"Hmmm...do these come in wallet-size?"

Let's see, where shall I take Michelle for our next Date Night ....

He is studying the map..thinking probably where he goes next, and thinking that he is the most powerful man in this map at this time in history.... must be amazing..... and it is true.

why dont they ever tell whats on the other side of the ball?

Bin Laden I'm going to blast you out of your hole

"So I pretty much lead this? Huh"

President Barack Obama contemplates the next stop in his sold-out world tour.

"Wait... Congo? Congo? That doesn't look right...
Oh whoops, you guys! It's supposed to be Congo, C-O-N-G-O-'E'!"

"Looks flat to me"

"GoogleEarth is more fun than this map."

"Okay...where can I take Michelle on our next 'big date'? Hmmm...decisions, decisions..."

where I am right now!

“Take the picture quick man so I can get up. I’m just doing this shoot to rub it in Bush and Palin’s face!”

Now, let's see where to take the family for vacations? Iran? no, too hot!
North Korea? No, too far... Let's go to Paris again, they love us there.

Caption on Obama Pic.

Once again, I've pulled it off. The only media represented on this whole map reporting the EPA
burying that anti-climate control data is Fox.
I AM the annointed one!!!

Where's the IT guy? I need my Google Earth now!

map, map, on the wall....who is the best president of 'em all?

So this is our place in the world.

Enough already about Michael Jackson. Most of CNN this week is endless speculation and gossip. Let's get on with real news!