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Someone better arrest Staff Rahm Emanuel before he takes you know what out of his pocket!

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Staff Rahm Emanuel has officially become part of the terrorist watch list.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Rahm Emanuel has offiacially become part of the terrorist watch list!

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Robert Gibbs face after he was told that he doesn't do a good job.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

The reason why Robert Gibbs never gets anything right.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

By the time Barak Obama is finished with his speech, these gentlemen could die and come back to life.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Hmm.... this might be a bad time to grab a cigarette

Robert Gibbs and Rahm Emanuel can die and come back to life by the time Barack Omaba finishes with his speech.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

The reason why the press conference room should supply beds and pillows.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Oops. This is my shopping list.

As we can see, neither of these guys have no sudden interest in "hiking".

Rahm Emanuel taking another paper to play Tic Tac Toe with Robert Gibbs to kill time.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel revels in winning yet another "Presidential Press Conference Bingo".

Their grandchildren will have grandchildren by the time Barack Obama is done with his press conference.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Rahm Emanuel reachs for envelope of cash as he momentarily forgets he is no longer envolved in Chicago politics.

So that's how you spell potato.. But here is the real question.. How do you pronounce it? I’m so sorry I never got that far in school.. And now if I only had the guts to actually ask.. I wonder what Emanuel might think of me if I asked him.. Would he fire me? Somebody else should have gotten his job..

quick quick act serious there is a camera !!!! SMILE!!!

YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?? ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ME??

"Like what you see? Let me give you my number."

I don't believe they will take a picture of me while I am controlling the speed of the Teleprompter!

You would love to see this important document in my pocket wouldn't you !!

If I concentrate really hard, I bet I can get the boss to go on another burger run today. Gosh, those fries were fantastic....

Hey gibbs, I stashed a flask of whiskey...want a sip?

Rahm Emanuel preparing to throw paper at the reporters for them to leave.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Rham made a note to rescehule his trip to Argentina...not a good time right now.

"Robert Gibbs " he killed the Fly , "Rahm Emanuel ' Yes kiss me thru the phone !

No names...but one of these guys could have sold a lot of Calvin Klein underwear.

I'm too sexy for my suit...

The two reasons why marijuana should be illegal.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Hmm... Maybe I should keep my pre-release copy of "Alice In Wonderland" to myself.

None of what he is saying sounds anything like what we stood for during the campaign. These pols are all the same...empty suits.

Rhan made a note to reschedule his trip to Argentina...not a good time right now.

QUIT STAIRING RAHM!!
SHUT UP GIBBS!!

He's not really a press secretary, he just plays one on t.v.

The look of guilt from a man thats been writing his to do list rather than concentrating on what the President has to say !!

Gibbs: Hmmmm...the President looks good on shorts.
Emanuel: Let me pull the rabbit out of my pocket

They were one in their early twenties when Barack Obama began his speech.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel what are you doing? Don't give me that look . Please put that away and pay attention.

Yes, I know. He looks like Chandler Bing at that view so stop looking. How much?

"That's right. The name's Don Emanuel. FaceBook Mafia Wars Capo."

President Obama announces "It's not time for games anymore," and so Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel puts his game of Tic-Tac-Toe away.

From Nydia in Laredo, Texas

Robert Gibbs thinking "what does he got that I don't have?"

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Hey, Anderson Cooper!
Some more speeches of the President and I will be with my hair like yours.

Damn. I hope that camera didn't catch me Tweeting. Whew! It's a CNN cameraman. It'll end up on Beat 360° instead of Glenn Beck.

Permanent press conference.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Rahm Emanuel playing a starring contest with the photographer.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Hey Bob, are you still thinking of a distraction? I need to pull this flyswatter out.

Robert Gibbs successfully looks like he's working as Rahm Emannuel poses for the Press.

I'm going to put this on silent & pray Larry King calls back

No names…but one of these guys could have sold a lot of Calvin Klein underwear.
Sunny Stokes
Darlington, SC

hey, pssst, want to play tic tac toe?

Hey Gibbs, you got a piece of paper I can borrow.

Rahm Emanuel thinking congress has made marijuana legal.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

A classroom has two types of students, Mr Concentration as seen on the left always does what he's told, and Mr Mischief on the right is always up to no good !!!

Slight of Hand – Unbeknownst to Robert Gibbs, Rahm Emanuel swipes his pen. Amazingly, while Gibbs was writing his press briefing notes.

Ugh.. Obama's speech is boring, I'm not going to get my marijuana addiction cured!

I wonder if hiking the Appalachian Trail would be the best way out right now.

Rahm Emanuel has began competition with Anderson Cooper for the title of the Silver Fox.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Gibbs sports the intellectual look while Emanuel just has "the look".

YOUR SOUL:

RAHM EMANUEL JUST EATED IT

I am ready to leave, and this guy is still making eyes for the camera!!

What was Rahm Emanuel trying to sell to the reporters?

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Psst, don't look at me, just endorse my stimulous check, and I'll continue to appear interested in the speech.

Pass this note to the new girl down the row.

"Alright gentlemen, which one of you is auditioning for the role of the bumbling idiot and which one for the vampire?"

Principal Emanuel begins to write down the names of the press corp staff that continue to goof off during the press conference.

Looking at this photo can you tell which of these men isn't concentrating and listening to what the President has to say !!

Robert Gibbs giving a dirty look to Obama saying by the time he's out of the press conference, he'll end up looking like the guy beside him.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Hmmmm....do you think we should mention the North Korean ship chugging toward Hawaii with even the remotest possibility of it carrying nuclear weapons? One of these pieces of paper has a yes and the other has a no....Who wants to go first?

Robert Gibbs is thinking, "Do I want a Reuben or the turkey club?" While Mr. Emmanuel thinks "You can snap take my picture...But You'll Never GET my Notepad!!!"

As part of President Obama's cabinet, and not because of the cameras in the room, Mr. Emanuel suddenly remembers to take notes.

While Robert Gibbs is distracted, Rahm Emanuel carefully hides his invitation to Barack's smoking party.

I wonder where did Robert Gibbs get his inspiration for his hair style.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Will they understand if I get typing the captions to Beat360?

Here Mr. President, show them this offer they can't refuse!

We knew the Flock of Seagulls haristyle would live to the year 2009!

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Rahm Emanue to Press Photographer: "Would you like to the the picture I drew again !"

If the Teleprompter fails, just pretend that nothing is happening!

Robert Gibbs: "I can't believe Rahm farted again gosh he is killing me"
Rahm Emanuel: "Ooooop; Robert smell the fart, I hope the gas do't drift over to the presendent."

Just to be a wise guy Rahm Emanuel turns up the volume on his cell phone and waits for a call.

Glad to see Gibbs is paying attention, so I won't need to take notes....Oops, camera!

If I gaze intently off into the distance does it make me look smarter?

"If I look intrigued by what Obama is saying, maybe Rahm won't notice the last sprinkle doughnut over there...it's not working!"

These guys are obviously going to need the American Healthcare system to change, and fast!

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

"`

Gibbs,
"I could use an Argentine vacation right now."
Emanuel
"Here, I have some phone numbers from Gov Sanford here."

What do you have there Rahm Emanuel?

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Hey Rahm I really wish I was somewhere else.like by the lake with a cold beer

I could use a cigarette right now.

Cameron Cox

If Robert would just turn his head, our eyes would meet and the rest, well, um, uh ... will eventually be legal in all states.

"Angels, this is your mission go to Five Burgers..."
Obama's Angels. Cue the music.

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel does his best impression of Anderson Cooper's intense stare trademark!

Just how did Hillary get in that pantsuit?

Why Barack Obama should buy iPods with large memories for his White House Staff.

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

I don't have to listen to the President I've got a copy of the his answers in here !

If this goes poorly I've got my ticket to Buenos Aires right here in my pocket.

People can kill time but in their cases, time is killing them.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

I don't care if you are Ashton Kutcher! Put the Nikon away or I'll have you thrown out!

"Uh oh Tyra mail"

Here's looking at you kid!

Oops. This is my shopping list.

Hike by the Appalachian trail?

So strange! The Appalachian trail passes through 14 American states, but not for South Carolina.

Gibbs doesn't know, but I put a whole bunch of super glue on that seat.

Spokane, Washington (Spokandyland)

Gibbs:No,I can't spare a square. Get your own paper.

Rahm Emanuel taking out the stimulus packagage small enough to fit in his own pocket.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Rahm Emmanuel surveys the room before sending an instant message to the President's teleprompter.

What are YOU looking at?

As soon as he finishes talking I'm leaving to go hiking the Appalachian trail.....I hear it leads to Argentina!

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs says to Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel: "Is that a pen or are you packing a piece?"

OK.........Why am I feeling blackberry jam?

They should have know to pack some clean interior clothes before they came to work that day.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs and Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel listen attentively as President Obama talks for the first time about the "Iran of our Discontent."

Hate to leave, so i guess i'll have to slip gibbs a $20 again to brief me later

I hope I look like I'm paying attention. This time, I hope I look like I'm paying close attention–and that Rom doesn't eat anymore photograhers.

William Johnson
Omaha, Nebraska
USA

One of these men is already joining the aging (read graying) US population. Guess which one ?

You know, sometimes, I just like to sit here and ponder the mysteries of life. Like, is there really anything I WOULDN'T do for a Klondike bar, and how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I hope da camera didnt catch me slippin him dat note

White House code message to Iran's leaders: "We are listening and we are watching you."

....."If you like the DMV and think they do a great job, or you like to go to the post office and think it's the most efficient thing you've run into, you'll love government-run health care".....

Rahm, you'd better put that phone away before Gibbs confiscates it like he did to the rest of the press corp!

"I'm too sexy for my jacket, too sexy...

OPERATION SMOKE 'EM IF YA GOT 'EM!
OK we're on target, getting a cigarette ready for the President for when this is over.

Connie Hunt
Neosho, MO

Rahm, if I hear that phone ring ONE MORE TIME..I will take it away!

that's right mister cameraman, i have a hard hitting question of my own and yet in my grand wisdom i'll save it for later.

Robert Gibbs to Rahm Emanuel "I'll show you mine if you show me yours!"

Ugh.... this patch itches, and i still need a smoke

"A Tale of Two White Houses: the Doves and the Hawks," a reaction to the conflict in Iran by President Obama

(Rahm) Aw GEEZ! Here's my pen, You know we're going to have to clean this up later

Thats right people, Rahm doesn't take notes, Gibbs does!!

Jon Lafferty
Burbank, CA

Emanuel- "Ah, Blackmail. The Chicago Way."
Gibbs- "I am not dealing with any more of Obama's staff from Chicago!"

geez, what am i thinking, i can get his autograph anytime...duh.

Hey, Anderson! I just bought a t-shirt that says, "Beat This!"

Rom Emanuel exits - it's time to walk Bo.

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs to Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel: Gee that sounded important! Wonder if I should write that down? Emanuel to Gibbs: Yeah sure, here's a pen and don't you think I look good on camera?

Donna Wood
Lil' Tennessee

" I will just tuck this away for future referednce"

Rahm Emanuel copying Robert Gibbs list of what to bring on their hike together.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Rahm Emanuel, watch dog and gate keeper from Freddie Mac smells blood after waking up hating himself.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

You peoples doing my job difficult !

I love it, at last someone who write's as bad as I do.Moderator Oh Moderator check out Pic discription and tell me they won beat 360 .It will give me hope .

I wonder if Rahm and I could desguise ourselves as foreing students and go to Iran to cause mischief. We are excellent at "twitting!"

Robert does not know that Ron has the Answers to the Questions being asked of the President.

Robert Gibbs is thinking about what to eat for dinner while Rahm Emmanuel does his best GQ pose for the camera.

YO,Mahmoud,Barry,sends you an offer you can't refuse.....

If Emanuel would stop fidgeting, i could hear the President!

Obama is so omnipresent that they can look anywhere in the room
and see him.

"Rahm, please right down this phone number! President Obama is showing us all the money we could save simply by switching to GEICO!"

By Tony Camacho of Forest Hills, New York

You looking at me?!!!

" Hey you...don't mess with the ZOHAN...! "

Mark
Sacramento, CA

Gibbs didn't know that, while at the same time he was a citizen of the USA, Rom Emanuel served in the armed forces of a foriegn country, yet today is trusted with the highest security clearance in Washington.

Gibbs: I'm thinkin' ..I'm thinkin'
Rahm: I'm thinkin' if this picture will make it on Beat 360, I have to get my "Tuff" face on.

I was just checking my ticket to Arg–I mean the trail map of the Appalachian Trail.

Richi T
Philadelphia,PA

The reasons why people should never go on a hike.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Be at the ready,as soon as Julius,er,Barack ,comes into the hallway.....

I'll just whip this memo over to AC360 and have them type it up real nice.

Who knew? The inspirations for the "My kid beat up your honor student," bumper sticker now work together as presidential staffers.

Rahm: "Bet you didn't know we can pack heat during press conferences."

Gibbs: Does he always have to speak polysyllabically?

Emanuel: I'd better not use that camera pen while he's having a cigarette

Sharon Greenfelt Kersten
Miami Beach, FL
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What list? There is no list.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Robert Gibbs and Rahm Emannuel are secretly trying to find a way to bring CNN's Magic Wall to the White House.

Ok Robert Gibbs and Rahm Emanuel, look under your seats!

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Are you looking for the pocket protector I gave you?

Cindy
Riverview, Mi

What the f- are you looking at?

As Gibbs ponders what to eat for lunch, Emanuel determines that nobody will be the wiser as to his plot to talk Anderson into an Ultimate Fighting Championship . . . Grand Prize: a "Beat 360" t-shirt.

If I tell you what he just said, I'll have to kill you.

Robert "Corn Beef tonight?" – Rahm "Mr. Photographer – Better have me looking good... or else..."

Rahm Emanuel gives photographers a thumbs up after they finally catch Robert Gibbs asleep with his eyes open.

Look into my eyes..... and pretend that you saw nothing

I wonder how long it would take to actually hike the Appalachian trail....

You know Gibbs if you keep making that face it'll get stuck like that.

Robert Gibbs ponders the question.
Would I score more air time, if I lead off with a "knock knock" joke?

Robert Gibbs and Rahm Emanuel prepare for a game of good cop/bad cop.

How much for these pics of Mr Obama smoking in The Oval Office?

Rahm Emanuel planning his next hike with a camera pen while Robert Gibbs slowly begins to decay.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Gibbs: hmm...such a holy man. "So what you are telling us Gov. Sanford, is that Thy shall not commit same sex marriage, but now adultery is just a mistake?

Emanuel: "These Christians keep confusing me! I better make a note of this!!!"

Discovery finally agrees "White House photographer" is as dangerous as crab fishing.

R.E: "That's right. YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT!"

"Obama, the name is Emanuel, Rahm Emanuel, and beside me is Halle Berr-, um, Robert Gibbs...I think."

Gibbs' 'what does that telepromter say?

If only Robert Gibbs know what was put on his seat.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Gibbs' Hurry up Barack! I'm trying to look interested but man do I have gas.

Are those the entrance papers for the next triathlon competition that Rahm is holding ?
In that case what is Robert holding in his hands? Next lottery numbers ?

They find that hospital visits are not enought rights for them.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Man, this guy is good at handling the press, I am glad I don't have to compete with him for my job.

I think I gave President Obama the wrong Speech.

Obama "My staff is the most important people around me. They listen to what I have to say and are committed mebers whom I trust."

Robert Gibbs "Did I leave the oven on?"

Rahm Emanuel "Its just a Pen, only a pen."

Apache Junction, Arizona

Rahm Emanuel taking out flight tickets to Argentina.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Ok and the winning powerball numbers are.....

Gibbs thinking: Ah HA! I already have my list out! Na na Na Na na!! At last I have FINALLY beat you at something! You are his favorite – first this, first that...

Emanuel thinking: Wait – Wait – Dont start yet! I am not ready!!! Awwwww! Yes, but I am still his favorite!

Rahm: "I swear Gibbs . . . if you tell The Boss I was checking the baseball scores while he was talking, you'll never work in this town again."

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs appears to be listening intently to his boss, President Barack Obama, but in actuality he's thinking up answers for the Press for when they bombard him with questions that is not even pertaining to this conference.

Rahm' what you looking at dude? You never seen a guy put his stimulus check in his coat pocket before. Oh never mind you work in the real world I guess you haven't.

Rahm Emanuel channels DeNiro: "You lookin' at me?"

No this is not stimulus money I am putting in my jacket pocket

Rahm Emanuel needs to remind Barack Obama that he ran out of cigarettes.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

This guy on my side is getting a little to friendly, I feel like I am flying in coach

While Gibbs daydreams about what gift he would like next Secretary's Day....Emanuel does his best impersonation of Bob Dole.

Nothing like a trip to Argentina for "to reflect".

Maybe if his hand is in his own pocket, it'll stay out of mine!

Forget Argentina, how about some tickets to West Hollywood.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Rahm' " Hey dude I've got a check for you.. Can you get me out of here "?

Rahm tells Robert that he is enjoying Barack's speech, but, he's really enjoying the Office "POOL" that he won for correctly guessing where the Gov. of South Carolina was really hiking......

Who of us believes that North Korea is telling the truth about only testing a short to medium range Missile only after we threaten to shoot down a test of a long range missile to Hawaii. OK, more important , who has to go to the bathroom

Rahm Emanuel thinks that all eyes are on the President. Won't he be surprise to see what he thought Press Sec'ty Gibbs missed,was captured by a ( just my luck) photographer.

"You'd better bleeping be paying attention to the President, you blankity-blank."

Stimulus Package- Small enought to fit in your pocket.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Rahm: Pss...Hey Gibbs I almost forgot, remember to sign this get well card for Hillary. "Yes thats right I'm in charge of cabinet moral."

Rahm Emanuel eagerly pulls out a pad and paper after Mark Sanford agrees to give him some tips.

Rahm and Robert contemplate what it would be like to take an Argentine vacation.

Two reasons not to mess with the President.

Rahm Emanuel eagerly pulls out a pen and paper after Mark Sanford agrees to give him some tips.

Robert Gibbs wonders how he and other civil service employees will be able to afford a tax on their health care benefits.Wasn’t that why he didn’t vote for McCain?

Rahm Emanuel seen slipping his genial side into his jacket pocket when confronted with a camera.

How much you want? I got a hot date tonight and this guy is creeping me out. I'll pay whatever just get me outta here!

Johnny From SC

"Oops, camera...guess I better not pull out that document just yet."

In the midst of the health care showdown, Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel pulls out the ace card.

State secrets? This is your forged will if this photo ever gets out into public.

"What? It's my list of banned adjectives."

Robert Gibbs face when he has too much on his mind. how about a hike on the Appalachian trail.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

During every Presidential speach Rahm Emanuel readies his hand to pull out the 'race card' at a moments notice if given the signal from Obama.

If I disguise my deodorant as an important letter, no one will suspect a thing...

And you thought he was "hiking the Appalachian trail?" He's been hidding right here in my left pocket all this time! Come out governor!!!

Always a multi-tasker Rahm Emanuel used this opportunity to perfect his "blue steel".

Michael
Fairfield, CA

Rahm Emanuel knows the perfect way to make money durring the recession.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

The photographer forgot to turn off the camera while Rahm Emanuel offered him something.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

As Obama recited his lines
On some topics of various kinds,
Gibbs was enraptured
While his notes were captured
By Rahm, who replaced them with rhymes.

"I specificly asked for an isle seat! "

Gibbs and Emanuel waiting to be auditions for the movie"Transformers".

Caught in the act of takeing home his 155th White House PEN!

Looks like the speech is almost over. Time to start writing down the lunch orders for the boss' next burger run. I could really go for some fries.

Wanna see some pictures of the family?

Hey, I've got these tickets to Argentina, but I don't think I should go right now. You want 'em?

"You better take notes Rahmy because your copying off me again if Obama gives us another pop quiz"

President Gibbs... Yes I like the sounds of that.

Robert Gibbs – I wonder if Rahm boy is mad at me for not asking him to the midnight showing of Transformers "Revenge of the fallen" last night?

Emanuel – Eat your heart out Cooper, I still have some dark hair

Gibbs – Obama knows I should be the one throwing that first pitch at the All Star game. I got a better arm.

"Hey camera guy, you just made my list! "

I have here an envelope containing the "Secret Recipe" of 7 herbs and spices for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

They say that I'm the funniest press secretary there has ever been, and luckily from the sounds of this crowd the President isn't going to put me to shame today.

As Rahm Emanuel practices his newest trick, mind control, on the cameraman, Robert Gibbs, his first victim, dreams of puppy dogs and bunny rabbits.

“You better take notes Rahmy because your not copying off me if Obama gives us another pop quiz”

Health Care, Economy, Politics, blah blah...Hmm... I wonder if I could sneak out the back and get me a cheeseburger.

Dude, all I wanted to know was if you watched Jon and Kate last night, man!

Twitter alert! Half off marijuana lollipops until midnight

1) And for my next trick: watch me pull Gibbs’ tie from MY jacket pocket.

2) I feel a force pulling my tie to the left; pretending to not notice.

Psst. I've got a deck of cards in my pocket. Fancy playing a game 'til the speech is over?

I thought we had this movie cast...too bad Sean Penn opted out of playing Larry Fine. Wonder if Obama if up for it?

"Bob-Bob-Bob, Bob-Bob-and-Rahm...."

Jeff – Hicksville, NY

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Press Secretary Robert Gibbs on the latest cover of GQ magazine.

American Gothic -circa 2009

Don't be silly....of course this is not one of the pens sent to Iran.

"You. In my office. NOW!"

Pocket sized stimulus packages, not available in Alaska.

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Gibbs: Did he really say that? I gotta concentrate real hard to get what The Boss said right.
Rahm: Are you F*#!ng looking at me? Why are you F*#!ng looking at me!

Would you buy health care coverage from these men?

The only survey I'm going to take sir, is the, "Get away from me or else" survey.

Spokane, Washington (Spokandyland)

Gibbs: Obama, please give me something to feed to the news sharks.
Emanuel: Gibbs, I have all you need right here.

Rahm Emanuel: (scowling) - Get that freakin' camera outta my face. I don't wanna be seen sitting next to Gibbs.

Let me flash the president the yellow card so he knows it's time to wrap this speech up.

Emanuel glares at one of the press "Yes, you... you say anthing about this,,,".as he hides the business card he was doodling on to pass away the time., as Gibbs soakes up Obamas every word..

Some hide 'em up their sleeve, I hide 'em in my pocket!

Rahm Emanuel: You bleepin' right I supported Hillary during the primaries...and bleepin' no...I don't regret it. Pass that on to Anderson Cooper.

Lookie what i have! It's a picture of Mark Sanford's "special friend from Argentina!"

Robert & Rahm – the essence of "Repeatability & Reproducibility" – or is it more "Rescue & Resuscitation"?

Emanuel prepares to note Gady Mayen's irritating quips in his black book

Ok. its his pen, so what.

Rahm Emanuel get his pen out to cross off another country from the axis of evil list.

Robert listens and Rahm prepares to take notes as the Claims Examiner explains what a 'waiting week' means.

"Hey, jerk, don't photograph my bad side!"

Minnetonka MN

Hey, Gibbs, you think Erica will give me her phone number?

That's right, Mr. President. I've got your cigarettes right here. You nail this speech, and you can have one.

When he's done, do you think I can get a Presidential pardon for this traffic ticket?

"P-p-p-ower Rangers!"

Dick Cheney may be gone, but his vibe remains.

You want my autograph

Gibbs: I know people are going to ask me questions on what you are saying no; but I don’t have a clue what you are getting at.

Fredericksbur, Va

Staten Island, NY

Hey Bob – You're lookin kinda pale. Let me give you the number of my tanning salon. BTW How much you think I paid for this snazzy blazer

Yup, it's a career prerequisite to be able to feign interest while listening. The challenge is to be able to suppress the smile sparked by anticipation of the Appalachian trail.

Emanuel: "Locked, loaded, and ready for Congress."

Gibbs: "I wonder what's for dinner?"

Charlie.
Martinsburg, WV

Robert Gibbs braces himself, as Rhan Emuanel prepairs to pull out a can of "whoop ass"!!

Robert Gibbs: You know what's the difference between you and me?

Rahm Emanuel: Yeah, I make this look good.

No Robert, you cannot see my copy of Govenor Mark Sanford's e-mails!

Atlanta, GA

Watch out guys. Here I (we) come

Mr. Gibbs studies the precision of the dance steps while Mr. Emanuel attempts his usual bill management technique.

Lori – CA

Mr. Cooper-

Just watched your re-cap of the press conference today w/our Governor Mark Sanford... as a hard-working single mother from a conservative New England family who has been living "happily" in South Carolina for the last 11 years... tonight I find myself both DISAPPOINTED and saddened by this unfortunate set of circumstances that has crippled the state of SC once again...

When will our "elected by the people" politicians learn that MORE is expected of them then this constant stream of their humbled confessions of inappropriate marital behavior... "WE THE PEOPLE" are OVER all this nonsense... Buck up, stay focused on the business at hand, and do the job(s) you were elected to do... what ever happened to a strong work ethic and integrity??.

"Governor Sanford, you are a disappointment to the state of South Carolina, shame on you!!"

Regards to you, Mr. Cooper for your objective and thorough coverage of this surprising news story.

Katherine L. Good
Columbia, SC

Look gibsson what I have, is a check but i'm not gonna show you

The Pres. is about to put us to sleep again, time for another picker-upper Gibbs!!

You looking at me......

Good. Robert's taking notes again. I can just put this dinner napkin and pen away...