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I said "I am not going to eat my spinach even if it is from the White House garden."
Cindy
Riverview, MI

The alien spaceship will be asking me probing questions in a matter of minutes.

US Tres Sec Timothy Geithner becomes the first person to testify from outer space.

"Does anyone have a bag, I can't keep it in any longer."

If I don't fart before the microphones are on I'm a dead man.

Close Encounters with Timothy Geithner.

Hmmm...reminds me of a hit song from the 70's,you know,just one look,that's all it took

More debt, no sweat.

Because of the increasing costs of Washington DC real estate, The U.S. Senate is now based in a spaceship.

Reminds me of a scene from a movie,The Devil's Advocate

I thought this was Larry King Live. You all tricked me!

Although the government denies any existence of alien life, This photo was recently discovered of Tim Geithner being questioned in a UFO.

I don't understand the question.
From the committee: we know, and that is the underlying problem here.

"Hmmm...that's a really good question Senator...I guess we could just print some more bills, just need to figure out a way to buy the paper and ink first".

I want to go home!

"I'm going to hold my breath until you re-phrase the question."

" Ok, none of you could guess, so I'll tell you. Its my Henry Kissinger face.
You committee members are no fun..."

This is my "serious economy" face!

" I'm going to hold my breath until the recession ends! "

Mark
Sacramento, CA

Care to see my Richard Nixon impression?......"I am not a crook"

Come on, why do they have to stare at me like this....they think I'm Madoff or what?

Bad timing....testifying after serving as a judge at a Chili "cook-off".

I'm trying not to laugh because I thought I was here to testify on the state of the American economy but you keep asking me about non-existent things such as,banking,the housing market and urban affairs!!!!

" Hey...I knew that I would eventually be crowned king!! "

Mark
Sacramento, CA

Is it not true Mr. Geithner , that Ben Stine outed you on Larry King Live , June 17th around 6:20 P.M.. And did he not try to hold it in for as long as he could, until he blew your cover ,just like a little kid being a" Big Tattale Tale ".

Noting the eerie presence of lights above him,Timothy cringes and awaits the theme song from 'Close Encounters Of The Third Kind'

Gee, I hope no one notices that.

Hearing is only give ear to this speech, but not be able to understand what is being put together with words

"Good morning Senators, today I'm going to sing a rendition of, "Happy Days are Here again" and i hope it doesn't bring down the House."

"Now let's play 'Who Wants to be a Multi-Billionaire!' Tonight's contestants...lots of subprime mortgage lenders!"

Mr. Chairman, I'd like to phone a friend.

Pay no attention to the man behing the curtain.

I know the economy's bad, but does anybody want to talk about the UFO hovering over my head.

Dang, I knew I shouldn't have had that 5-alarm chili for lunch.

To himself: "Relax Timmy, the truth never hurt anyone! Oh wait..."

Bryan B
Corona, Ca

Ok, I'm clicking my ruby slippers, but nothing's happening...I want to go home!

20 cents, this about 20 cents! for petes sake, then talk dont text!!

"Mommmmeeeeeeee!"

What the hell is this?

Geithner wears an outrageous hat to today's event that easily 'tops' the one Aretha Franklin wore to the Inauguration.

While empty rhetoric is common during Senate committee hearings, Geithner got "gassy" even before he spoke.

Secretary Geithner suddenly realizes that Thai food is too spicy for his delicate digestive system.

No fair, even the queen got an ipod.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

"Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion,Upset Stomach, Diarrhea!!"

Fine! if you don't want to allocate more TARP, I'll take cookies and go home.

No, You can't make me stop holding my breath until you pass my economic package!

"It's true that my daddy knew President Obama's mommy years ago when they were both in Indonesia, however, I'm as qualified as any to run a nation into the ground."

"Oh, no dont tell me you guys are going to dim the lights again!"

Does anyone on the Committee have a sick sack?

I hope they can handle the truth.

Well here we go, financial reforms, take seventy-nine.

Secretary Geithner thinks about what he has done while sitting in "Time Out"

Hazard of the job: Tim Geithner seized by sudden brain meltdown.

"This face will make me a contastant on America's Next Top Model!"

Timothy Geithner ponders with the idea of fracturing his elbow and getting out of testimony hearings for a while !!

Hmmm ... Hillary can not be with Anderson Cooper tonight. Too bad!

Geithner holds his breath and pouts when he has his 'Bedazzler ' taken away and is asked to once again answer the questions.

US funding of the oposition's rallies in Iran, that's prepostorous Senator.

But I don't want to go into outer space – why can't we send Biden?

I've more pain with this testimony hearing that Hillary has with her fractured elbow !!

I'm going to hold my breath until the interest rates go down so I can refinance my house.

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs took my cell phone and he won't give it back....

What do you mean I look like Larry King?

TImothy Geithner goes for the "intense, constipated look".

Stop action shot of Secretary Geithner getting hit below the belt by committee member Sen. Chris Dodd.

Charlie.

"Mr. Chairman, I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is I'm no long using the ouiggi board. but I would rather report the bad news the next meeting."

Secretary Geithner's groundbreaking testamony gets overshadowed by a giant UFO flying overhead.

Hoping to inspire a financial stroke of genuis, The Senate Banking Committee flashes 50 light bulbs over Secretary Geithners head.

"Dear Committee Members, before I start my sad little song and dance routine, I just want you to know, I am no Susan Boyle."

A face only a Mother could love !!

What'choo talkin' 'bout Willis?

Geithner showing his best Walter Mathau impression.

These are the people in charge? God help us all!

Hasn't Mr. Geithner ever heard of botox?

U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is upset that yet again he falls for the old "just be there at 10am and we promise you will get to meet Angelina Jolie" Senate trick.

Carl White
Atlanta GA

I shall now demonstrate natural gas powered lighting.

Is that a UFO behind your head, Mr. Geithner, or are you just happy to see us?

Urban? Can I have the definition please?

Geither pouts: "I DO SO know what I'm doing!!!" You just wait and see!

Introducing: Timothy Geithner, from the Bureau of Barrack's Back-Lit Beauties.

The big bad wolf is ready to huff and puff.

forgot my calculator. 501,678,890,430,891+962,800,876,954,093 um give me minute

Just concentrate, real, real hard everybody and say "The economy is going to be just fine....The economy....."

I saw this in "Screamers" years ago...I know it'll work...it's just gotta.

Secretary Geithner practices his "Huh? I don't know what you're talking about" face one last time....

"T.G. phone home."

"Are we talking about the same economy?"

What? You think I look like Jack Cafferty? But I have more hair than him!

maybe they'll believe me if i put on my serious face.

Timothy Geithner – practicing for his role in the new Mylanta commercial

"The wheels on the bus go round and round..."

He should have taken his Pepto Bismol

So this isn't the 40th anniversary anniversary bash for Saturday Night Fever?

Hmmmm, Can I use on of my life lines now???!!!

"Secretary Geithner, you can hold your breath as long as you want but we are not going anywhere until you answer the question."

Carl White
Atlanta, GA

Geithner auditions to replace American Idol's Paula Abdul.

Mom was right. My face has frozen this way.

Due to the club lighting above, Geithner does his best to refrain from busting a move.

During the briefing, Geithner attempted to mind-meld with Senator Dodd to move his hearing into recess.

George
State College, PA

This is the Senate? Hmmm, I thought I was in Vegas.

"Look at that U.F.O. landing behind me" Like I'm going to fall for that one again.

Timothy Geithner the day after pot has been legalized.....

The light bulb going off in U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner's head was apparent to everyone.

Geithner appears disgruntled after shouting 'Bingo' to early

Before today's Senate hearing, Secretary Geithner warms up the crowd with his Richard Nixon impression.

Wow, it really is hard to force wrinkle your face after a Botox Treatment!

Geithner's expression as he looks at Anderson Cooper's Flock of Seagulls haircut.

"Now if you all will excuse me, my space ship has arrived."

Geithner mentally calculates the electric bill for 2000 75 watt light
bulbs and ponders if this is the time or place to bring this to the commitee's attention.

This is my AC/DC Stiff Upper Lip look. Want to see my Mick Jagger "pouty" look? Or, how about my Ken Lewis "look of amazement",, or, I can do a great "Christopher Cox...I have no recollection of that, Senator" imression.

Timothy Geithner desperately attempts to suppress an involuntary, rip-roaring belly laugh after being asked if the recession will end anytime this century.

The truth? Don't be absurd, senators – you can't handle the truth!

Secretary Geithner auditions as the fifth judge of American Idol by responding to Dick Cheney's rendition of "Me Against the World".

"All my life I wanted to meet someone like Erica HIll, but she's married. So am I, for that matter."

"...and part of our new plan will include this huge light bright machine designed to shine the light on the weak companies. A steal at only 50 billion dollars."

Secretary Geithner auditions as a Gorn for Star Trek's sequel.

Samantha
Eugene, OR.

Sorry, guys, I'm just having a little digestive trouble. I ate that lunch cooked by all those kids in the White House kitchen yesterday.

Geithner making his broadway debut in the musical "Dollars and Sense"

"Yes he didn't pay his taxes again & yes he doesn't know what re economy is..."

Gady Mayen

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

I'm telling my MOM your not my friend!

"I guess I shouldn't have challenged the President to that chili cheese dog eating contest."

Samantha
Eugene, OR.

Geithner wishes he had not voted 'YES" on the CNN question of the day "Would you want to live on the Moon?'

Mr. Geithner, as the stick is being removed from behind.

"Is that Dick Cheney in the background?!?!"

Gady Mayen
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Come on Tim, don't cry. Turn around and look, you got a lot of well wishers praying for you.

"Oh, I told myself I wasn't going to cry! Keep it together, Geithner!"

Determined not to blink first, Treasury Secretary Geithner stares down the recession.

" We know, when ever we forget to do taxes several times, we do the same face."

Gady Mayen

Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Geither as John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Geithner experiences an aha moment as he suddenly realizes his ears are a little Spockish.

"...thats right, i have come to your planet to probe you wallets! muwahhhh!!!!

Darn it! i forgot to use my Preparation H.

"I can't even sell my own house in this economy! How's that for my testimony?"

Secretary Geithner frowning as he observes a couple Senators playing a game of Rock/Paper/Scissors over who was going to get to ask him if he has fallen behind on is Federal Income Taxes again.

"They said I'd be in the hot seat....they certainly weren't kidding!"

U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner's stomach indroduces another bailout on Congressional floor.

What do you mean relax? I am!

Sensing that the Senate Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee will have a short fuse, Timothy Geithner does his President Bush impression to break the tension.

Timothy Geithner channels Richard Nixon for some paranormal advice.

Barak swore that Michelle was a good cook. I'm not feeling so good now. Darn that homemade Chicago style pizza.

After watching William Shatner on Conan, reading Shatner's book, buying his comic and practicing the Spock greeting, Geithner realizes he has nowhere to go but home.

I had a dream just like this, except I was naked...

Beans Beans magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.

Darn! of all the days, my wife has to pick today to make an egg sandwich!

I don't think I should've eaten that burrito after all!

Hoping to distract from the state of the economy, Timothy Geithner lets loose with his own foul-smelling bailout.

You expect me to tell the truth?

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that (Reverend) Jim Ignatowski from "Taxi"?

What the American taxpayers want a detailed plan before spending their hard earned money? Obama didn't tell me that!

ummm, why am I here again? uh