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Is it safe to come out, dear?

So this is the 'light at the end of the tunnel' ... boy were we shafted!

1. Wow things don't look much better from this end.

2. Hey Timone what do they call those scary animals behind the glass?

Two meerkats accidentally are seen in their secret hotel rooms on the set of Meerkat Manor.

We're still bummed about Flower.

It's cold in this so-called plains!

Is it dinner, yet Mr. Zoo person?

Let us know when all the hate, wars and economic mess is over and we'll come out!

6/11 beat 360 caption:
Now here's Erika with tonight's bulletin.

Anthony Coppola
294 Cascade Place
Rochester NY 14609

Having mortgage woes, you humans?!!!!!!!!

Global warming has either inspired these two meerrats to advocate an eco-friendly environment or become next top 2010 running mates representing the GOP.

I can do anything you can do better, I can do anything better then you...

No you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

It's okay to come out... Cheney may be here as well as being locked and loaded, but he is going after the other white meat... the two legged kind!

Two formerly bald meekrats flaunt their new "flock of seagulls" wig inspired by Anderson Cooper.

Hector... you really want me to say "Yo Queirdo Taco Bell"?

"So, if we see our shadows, it's six more weeks of winter, or . . . ?

Dude... no more beans for you... now these people are going to think I am pissed when I was simply holding my breath! The look of disgust on my face is more then apparent.

Please, please look at the horizon, I don't want to be covered in your dinner.

Maersk Line's latest anti-piracy measures – trained meerkats stand at the ready.

Sheila Moorehead
USA

"Signing up for Meerkat Manor: DC was the best idea EVER!!"

When you said you had something hairy and sweaty to show me, I didn't realize you were only taking me inside!

Bush and Cheney checking out their new digs after the election.

Look at all those humans forage for those digital converter boxes!

Members of the prior administration cannot help but pop-out and offer comments.

It seems a bit confusing that this photo was released in conjunction with the proposed universal health plan.

The first meerkats in space peer down on Earth, millennia after the global financial crisis crushed mankind under insurmountable debt.

Oh oh, we are definitely not in Kansas anymore.

Did you hear that Tom and Kaite's daugher's middle name is Cata?

I bet if Jim Croce hung out with us, he would have sang "If I could spend time in a brothel".

Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi on sentry duty while the rest of the mob forages for pork.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Did you hear the pandemic level is raised to phase 6??? Well.... I'm not going out there!!!!

No wonder the North Korean's are having difficulty with their missile program...

I say we go back inside before Letterman cracks a joke about us that would needlessly clog the news cycle.

"Hey Dick..."
"Yeah George?"
"You sure we should be taking a cruise during the swine flu pandemic?"
...

...I thought the screaming monkeys were bad.... The New York State Senate protesters have them beat....

President Obama!
What a wonderful phrase
President Obama!
Ain't no passing craze

It means no worries
For the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
President Obama!

With the Home Foreclosures going at ease, Meerkat Manor Stars from Animal Planet purchased a New Luxury home with heated Burrows.

WOW , they act like we never come out!

Is the fact that we were sent to the Hubble Telescope a mere coincidence?

Meercats Palin and Letterman debate the benefits of belting out Hakuna Matata.

cruises are so cheap nowadays even the meerkat reality show is going

Joe, do you ever have one of those days where you just don't want to come outside?

Meerkat Laugh-In....
"Say Goodnight Dick" "Good night Dick"

"We can get a whole bag of nuts if we tell the AC360 gang we knew Rick Strandolf when we were living in an Academy tree!"

Tom Satre
Naples, FL

Is it me or do we just look like we're angry?

Drop your ears – that should help.

Is this the Rowan and Martin show?

I hear the bear is a real snob now since his trampoline debut on utube

"Australia's Qantas airlines proudly shows off their new air-conditioned window seating upgrades!"

Beth Isbell
Oklahoma City, OK

I swear it doesn't matter whether we can sing or act, if your cute and you are a twin, Disney will hire you!

'"Remember my shaky friend, don't be a hero, just grab the nuts and through the open door – then Matt Lauer picks us up at the airport. In 3 days we'll be sunning ourselves on the African plains.

See I told you this what life is about: room service!
San Diego, CA.

In a new twist on the war on piracy, ships have now begun installing meerkat pirate warning systems onboard.

I think it safe to come now, Palin's in New York.

Vorpal meerkats prove to be an effective deterent to piracy.

I thought you said you were booking for this balcony on this cruise...

"I hear the president is writing excuse notes today. Do you think he'd write me one to get out of sentry duty?"

"Hey Frank... the market's in the toilet, the hottest singer now is named Gaga and Leno's gone. I'm going back inside."

"First, they feared Avian Flu. Then, they feared Mad Cows. They brace, today, against Swine Flu. So go forth, my brothers! The time to strike against our captors and release Meerkat Pneumonia is now! THERE WILL BE NO BLESS YOU'S THIS TIME!"

I hope the Obamas adopt us, too.

Just tell Miss California, there is a tunnel of possibilities out there..

Simon and Pimon look stunned after hearing the news that the zoo is cutting costs.They will no longer provide cable t.v.That means no more 'Meerkat Manor"

Unaffected by the global financial crisis, the meerkats have fled the manor and enjoy a Mediterranean cruise.

Jay Atwood
Sydney, Australia

It's New York! Let's jump ship for a better life. We can easily pass for racoons!

Looks like rain, time to sound our alarm.

The Meerkat family took advantage of the soft housing market to purchase this heated burrow for bargain basement prices.

GM showcases their latest innovation to go up against toyota's solar cooling system-
two meerkats exhaling.

After nearly five months, two meerkats leave the wreckage of the US Airways plane that crash-landed in the Hudson when they learn that geese from Newfoundland are actually being blamed for their mischieviousness.

You distract that old couple on the bench with your song and dance and I'll go for the old lady's purse.

Is it summer yet?

You must be a Republican; every time I follow you we end up in the same place!

"Hey, did she just jump over our fence? ATTACK!!!! We are not those nice polar bears!!

Corey D. Welch
Little Rock, AR

I wonder why The Captain & Tennille didn't come out with a song about US?

I am not chasing it – - it is merely a cat.

I swear it doesn’t matter whether we can sing or act, if your cute and you are a twin, Disney will hire you!

Meerkat Manor gets an overhaul

"Boy, the world zoo outside our window never ceases to amaze me! No wonder I spend so much time with my head underground."

Corey D. Welch
Little Rock, AR

Australian Idol announce their latest sensation-
Meerkat Heavy Metal

Rocket Dog and Mitch are sent to Exile Island after the Whiskers lose an immunity challenge to the Lazuli.

"I see my shadow, - the recession's over in six weeks."
"Dude, one, you're not a groundhog; two, we've got artificial lighting."
"Spoilsport."

Minnetonka MN 55305

"Hi Joe."
"Hey Larry. Your mother-in-law over too?"

This is not an actual caption for this photo, but I won the Beat 360 Challenge last night, and both Anderson and Erica referred to me as a male when I am actually a 16 (almost 17) year old girl. I can understand the confusion with a name like Sam though. And of course, I was so excited about winning I hardly even cared that they thought I was a boy, but I just wanted to clarify it anyway.

Also:

Erica- I enjoyed seeing that lovely photo of Anderson and his "Flock of Seagulls" hair. I have a picture very similar to that taped to my mirror and it makes me giggle every time I see it.

"This isn't the great light I expected to see at the end of the tunnel."
"Well, we're not dead yet, either."

Minnetonka MN 55305

"What do we do now - break into a chorus of 'Loch Lomond'?"

Minnetonka Mn 55305

Look! More pictures of Anderson and Erica!
Oh, those 80s!

Hi Maude, can I borrow a cup of crickets?

Sophie to Rocketdog:
"What made you think leaving Meerkat Manor would be a good idea?"

Rocketdog:
"Well, at least our burrow is heated and we have it to ourselves."

meadow alder
evanston, il

What is she talking about? I can't see Russia.

Do you know a group of meerkats is called a "mob", "gang" or "clan"?

I'm the king of the world!

God Himself could not sink this ship!

"You again - and I thought the pre-nup. would scare you off!"

Minnetonka MN 55305

Meerkat on right: "I'm a celebrity – get me outta here."
Meerkat on left: "Uh.... you're just a meerkat."

What planet is this our space ship landed on?

Those alley cats are at it again... every night with those two.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag plan their escape from "I'm a Meerkat- Get Me Outta Here."

After reading 'Sheep In The City', Two inspired meerkats exit
storm drains
in search of bright lights, big city.

Our 401 (k) is toast, our show is cancelled....I can't take it anymore, I'm jumpin' !

Taronga Western Plains Zoo provides a photo to show CNN vewiers that Suricata and Suricatta are not just mere-cats but infact stars.

Detail from General Motors's new hybrid engine.

Mr. President, what if these tunells have been infected with the swine flu? Should I go ahead and warn the public?

"YEA! FINALLY, we found the White House Situation Room. Bet I can
beat you to the donuts and M & M's!"

Taronga Western Plains Zoo provides a photo to show CNN vewiers that these animals arent mere-cats but infact stars.

What? No TiVo? I'm talking to my agent...

I think we should've booked the stateroom.

Meerkat on right: "Time to crawl back in the hole – here comes that guy from TMZ!"

The second and third runner-up to Miss California eagerly
watch and wait for the Donald's call.

In the tiptoe we can watch what was the David Gergen ’s first concert!!

What? Are our expences getting through the roof? Are they begging us to turn the heat down ?

Do you like my new color? It's Clairol's Anderson Cooper 2005.

We must have taken a wrong turn at Alberkerkie!

Bill Shields
Waynesboro, VA

What are you in for?

Meerkat burglary.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

"Uh oh, I'm guessing we somehow ended up in Alaska via a tunnel to nowhere!"

Two meerkats –posing as Jo Anne Worley and Goldie Hawn-on the Laugh In show - popping out their heads and asking out of the wall "Is that another chicken joke?". Laughter
erupts

Cindy
Riverview, Mi

Two svelte hopefuls audition to fill the recent Miss California USA vacancy.

Foreclosure ain`t touching us!

Yukon Territory Canada

1st Meercat: What was that?

2nd Meercat: I dont know, but we better get these drugs under the border before the boss finds out.

So much for my Maybelline smudgeproof eyeliner.

The meerkats come out to meet the new Miss California

["Mission Impossible" music in background]

Agent Joe .... did you find anything on Sotomayor yet?

Not yet Agent Boe ... I am still looking. Let's get back to work.

" Von Voyage everone!"

" What???? We missed National Donut Day????"

It's do or die for the meerkats tonight.....they have to find a digital converter!

They weren't kidding when they said TV's need the converter box
Now back to Meerkat Late Night Live.

Pst.. pst.. Agent B, be as sly as you can, do not seek any attention from Kim Jong Eel! Once you get close to him, gimme a signal, I'll "Chk Chk Boom!!" him. Roger.

Noah provides transportation for the few who might sail in the current economy.

" I don't care if you love Letterman...quit laughing or Palin will shoot us both!!"

Sweet! This is WAY better than that Meerkat Manor place!

Kristen
Chicago, IL

Land Ahoy

Once again, Mr. Steele: No, we won't lead the RNC. We're meerkats, not Newts!

We are already in a ark in case that next big Flood is coming.

The meerkats followed Biden's advice to stay indoors to avoid swine flu, and they finally emerge after the epidemic is over!

A Meerkat fight.
'Don't blame me – I thought you ordered Digital."

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

G'day world!

Former Senator Ted Stevens' pet meerkats emerge after cleaning the internet tubes to Alaska.

Stowing away in the hull of the Titanic was the best idea you've ever had! America here we come!

I told them we needed weapons to fight off these pirates! Now what are we supposed to do?!

This is odd. I guess we are not in Kansas anymore.

The meerkats didn't see their shadow - they predict that Obama's hair will go gray even faster!

I'm ready Thelma , how about you Louise ??? On three......

Dude – I told you skipper and his band of penguins will get us marooned... again.

So, people are saying they like my silver hair better than the old Flock of Seagulls look. What do YOU think?

Pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon?

MY first concert?? Captain & Tenille . . . "Muskrat Love" was my fave. You?

Hey, is Meerkat Manor on tonight? It reminds me of how good we've got it.

With global warming endangering so many large animals stuffing and mounting small animals is getting more popular.

Hey look Sarah is the 'Newt' GOP beacon!

Is it a bird ... a plane? No, it's just Obama.
Julie T, Torrance CA

"From what I can see, it is definitely a slow news day."

Ok Dear! I really thought Our rooms were POSH. Sorry, Sweety.

You jump first.
No no no you jump first.

Oh my gosh! Look over there – it's Anderson Cooper! We love you Anderson!!

Did you see?

Birds attack in San Francisco. So good though we are so far ... so far ...

OORAH! You’re looking at The Few, The Proud, The Devil Meerkats!

We all live in a Meerkat submarine, a Meerkat submarine, a Meerkat submarine...

Hey, this spin cycle worked great! Yesterday we were weasels. Now we're "meerkats".

So this swine flu thing is now officially a worldwide pandemic.what are we going to do about that all-inclusive trip for two to cancun?

I can't believe this Obama guy,such meager accomodations,....why ,we're executives with the Big Three

Two meerkats mind their manors in theTaronga Western Plains Zoo.

"Is the recession over yet?"

I like to move it, move it.
We like to move it, moo-

What the . . . ?

I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Let's rock on party, go ahead jump in the water, we can feel cool due hot temperance around 80 degrees.

I really thought this boat was going to take us back to Africa... and we`re still here. Clearly this vessel is not seaworthy!

"Are we on 'Meerkat Manor' now?"
"No, I think we've flashed back to 'Laugh-In'!"
"Flower power + pucker power = sock it to me meerkat!"

Zoo Keeper! need some AC pronto. It's so hot in that burrow – I can see my own mirage.

Call me Suricata suricatta,to my face,to my face .....

"And New Yorkers thought the rats infesting the laundromats were bad!"

"Where's that girl with the spiked hairdo?"

You know Homer, I think I liked it better when we lived in dirt.

Let's go back inside, Sara Palin is visiting the zoo today.

Yup. There's our shadows. That means six more weeks before Donald Trump does SOMETHING to get back in the news.

A Road Rage Incident

Whattya mean,either ,i've got a ugly wife or a cute meerkat

Yeah,yeah,I get that all the time,I know,what you're going to say,I look like Dick Cheney

Its meerkat day at the Taronga Western Plains Zoo. Will Suricata emerge from the tunnel ushering in an early economic recovery?

Spencer and Hiedi Meerkat demand better accomindations for the new show "I'm a wild animal...get me out of here"

Whoever designed this place is a genius,I'm sure we could escape but where to????

What time is it?
Stretch! Stretch! And see if you are already starting AC360!

Oh, damn this time zone!

You are right, that is Nicole Kidman. When did she get back? And look, she has popcorn! Quick look cute and maybe she will give us some.

"I'll grow my fur out like Ericka Hill in 1985 if you do!

Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich continue to have tunnel vision.

ut oh!!! something big is going down, they're wearing togas' & bringing 2 of every species on board!

Seperate quarters already,we'll be on the tabloids soon...

after being forced to finally retire, FOXEY BLITZER and ANDY

COOPER enjoy a well deserved retirement cruise!!

Did you see that? Anderson tweeted! Oh thank god we thought he forgot about his loyal followers!

Dick Cheney and his stunt double emerge from the underground bunker.

You're looking a little fuzzy !!
Don't say I didn't tell you.
It's those late nights watching AC360.

The Meerkat on the right says to the other, "what are you afraid of 'Meekrat'? It's written that the meek will inherit the earth."

" Eh. It's not OZ out here, but we'll make do."

Do you believe that people out there still keep the money in the mattress?

What is mattress? and what is money?

Whew this enclosure is hotter than the Sonia Sotomayor feud.

Oh no is that Sarah Palin with her shotgun !!

Call Monsieur Cooper! We will find the flight recorder for AF flight 447! Ready?!! Jump Philippe!!!

Just as long as Sarah Palin or Dick Cheney don't come here on a hunting trip we should be fine !!

I hope that stimulus money leads to the heat being turned back on in my cage. Me too!

Who are you calling "mere cats"? We are merely magnificent!!

Are you sure that is Nathan Lane? Hmmm.... with that voice, I thought he would be much taller.

Next time, tell the makeup artist to go easy on the eyeliner

"No, you're the Rhoda!"
"I'm the Mary"

Hey, we don't have one of those no-money down mortgages do we?

If you think that we are just mere cats, then bring out the big dogs!

Hey lady, I wont ring your door bell wearing a dress, if you stop rattling my cage wearing a fur!

Hey, we need to spice up our scripts, Jon and Kate Plus Eight are stealing our ratings.

Kevin Seattle Wa

what do you mean our cruise ship is being quarantined because of fears of swine flu – it's obvious we aren't swines!

Joe Biden to Sonia Sotomayor
See I told you, the're beginning to like you!!

Guess which one of us is a boy, which one a girl? People nowadays are like us meerkats; you can't tell!

Hey Joe, dont come too far out because the guy on the left is a retired border guard from North Korea!

Just pray they're voting to put us on the endangered species list.

It's a sad day knowing these Buick portholes will only be a memory in our past.

The new Acme 'Go Green' front loader washer and dryer.

Hey Kitty: I'm afraid the sign says: Fur Coat Factory.

With the budget cuts, may I introduce the new plan to stop pirates of world shipping.

I'm tellin' you Larry, with the leadership vacuum in the Republican party you have as good a shot as anyone in 2012.

I can't believe they are taking our photos I've still got bedhead !!

Where is Kathie Lee? I thought this was the fun ship!

There is no way I am going out there. Didn't you here? There's an infinitesimal chance of catching and dying from Swine Flu.

Uh oh, this ship is sinking faster than the McCain campaign

No! You just first. Ok, on the count of three we'll both jump. All this work for some grub.

I hear someone writing down a joke about Obama and then throwing it into the garbage.. Yea.. Me too.

Ok, so we'll jump on the count of three. Remember, quick like a blackbird!

"Hey Joe.. do you think we entered the lion's den?"
"If the lion's den is Palin's background, i guess we did!"

Yes, this political strategy will work, a cool cat with a strong confident wife. It worked for Obama, Sarkozy show em the arms, wave, honey!

John McCain and Former Pres. Bush finally came out of the holes the have been hiding in since the election.

“Isn’t it amazing that we can come out of our holes at the right time, yet Cheney didn’t until now.I wonder when Bush will come out of the hole he’s been hiding in since Pres. Obama’s Election.”

Huh, Secret Service think they are so smart, they couldn't keep us off Air Force One! Wow this is a great view, hope we land smoothly.

Did North Korea really launch another missile? We better go back in!

Looks like they are trying to emerge as the leaders of the republican party. they have my vote..

Sen. John McCain and Former Pres. Bush finally come out of the holes they have been hiding in since the election.

Wait for the flash, and there. Ha that's sure to top that bird on the news. Hey maybe we'll even make it on Beat 360.

Two meercats ponder jumping after losing their jobs at GM.

See What Has Emerged from the Giant Flying Saucer which landed in the Kalahari Desert Last Week!

Come and get me when the economic crisis is over.

Meerkat 1: Hey J.D., are you sure we should come out of seclusion?
Meerkat 2: It's time Salinger.

"Read my lips", I tell you down there is Watergate!

I don't see a recession out here do YOU see a recession out here coz I sure don't see a .. heyyy, wait a minute ..

"Hey Joe!, do you still think we are late for Sasha Obama's birthday party?"

Where's Alvin? Alvin? Alvin? Aaal- vinnn? AAAAAL-VINNNN!

"What do you mean I need a digital converter box on my TV if I want to watch AC360?"

Sarah: Psssssssst Todd...

Todd: Yes Sarah...

Sarah: Did you stay up to watch Letterman last night? I fell asleep....

Is that my shadow? Bummer. I guess we're in for 6 more weeks of Cheney spouting off about how unsafe we are since the Obama Administration took over...

I wish we could hibernate

"Hey Suricata, when you asked me to play wack a meerkat you could of been more specific?"

Hey Bro: I am scared to come out now. If Patty Blagojevich is hiding nearby, she may come out and do us like she did to the Tarantula Spiders.

The "Dynamic Duo" of the 2000's!

"Hey look! Who's causing all that ruckus down there?"
"Oh...it's just President Barack O-Llama!"

This is where you end up honey, when you forget to pay the rent.

Do you think we cute enough for american idol?

Meerkat 1: It smells like summer!
Meerkat 2: I was hoping for scorpion.

Take cover, WHO has declared a pandemic.

"A most raucaus beginning for a day otherwise unknown for it's trivialities and noteworthiness of historical proportions". "Indoubtably my dearest of friends, undoubtably.

pilgrimsperspective@gmail.com

Let us refrain from telling politically incorrect gender jokes or die! Hoity Toity

Timon and Simon ready to assume their anchor positions for AC 360.

what is this? A washer and dryer for critters...

Drat! We dug and dug and thought we'd escape the New York Zoo and end up in China...not down under in Australia, Mate!

So, has the old man left for work yet?

Rocket Dog, Mozart, Carlos, Tosca, Big Si, Shakespeare, Cazanna, Kinkajou - you gues who's who!

Sotomayor to Pelosi: You're too aggressive; I'm going to get confirmed my way, subtle and smart.

No, I can't take another dose of Obama's snake oil. I'm outta here.

The meekrats watch confused as the spectacle of Heidi and Spencer unfolds before them.

Sotomayor to Pelosi: You're too aggressive; I'm going to get confirmssed my way, subtle and smart.
RD
Friday Harbor WA US

Madonna, adopt me ! No, me !

Whoa, dude. Somebody's gotta tell Noah to stop feeding the elephants beans....

Smile you fool! If you want Kelly Rippa to recommend us to Robert Iger for Lion King XV, we're going to have to look cuter than that Anderson Cooper she loves so much.
Mary Louise, Little Falls, NJ

anderson is this the dump we have to live in yes erika even the recetion effects us good looking people

We've bean stuck on this ship for fourteen years, on three we jump.

Somali pirates have engineered a new craft in order hijack cargo ships- a submersible manned by rabid meerkats.

No Bin Laden here either....

Nice marmot!

Why the heck did they heat this place? Don't they know we can't take off our fur coats?

Is the swine flu still out here?

Hey Suricata once global worming kicks in, we wont even have to pay to heat this place! Think of all the money we are going to save!

"Hey Mac, we have a heated burrow, and all the food we can eat in this place, but when are we going to get a decent manicure."

What'd you do to us this time, Dr. Bones? Scotty, beam us up!

Undercover agent 'A Meerkat' reports for duty, only to find CNN cameras lying in wait.

Finally coming out from the safety of their homes knowing a universal healthcare system is in the works.

I smell something. Do you smell that? It's you!!!

Recruitment , at an all-time low for the Armed Forces.

Honey, where did GM and Chrysler go? They were here last year.

Hey, where did all the american cars go??

Good night, Chet.
Good night, David!

Letterman, Obama, or America... who do you think goes down the tube next ???

I knew we shouldn't have shown our furry faces. Now they want us to discuss the mortgage on the burrow.

Hey do you think we can get a bailout too?

The danger of having "Bizarre Foods Host Andrew Zimmerman"
observing their behavior kept these usually social animals on edge for his Botswania episode.

What do you say, dear? Shuffleboard on the Lido deck?

I bet Micheal Phelps never knew we were in here...

The secret is "out" ... now we know what REALLY is powering the new iPod!

Warp 1 Engage!!!

Remember the good ol' days when we dug tunnels in dirt? I miss 'em.

"Hey George, is it 2016 yet? No Jeb, its still 2009."

"Come Kodo. Come Podo."

Oh, sure, Bob - like YOU were on "Meerkat Manor". Give me a break!

Yes, I can FINALLY see the light: We've survived the "Dark Ages"!

last one to the bar buys the drinks.

So, what do you think? Should we sink or swim?

wow when president Obama told us to go get the pain meds for the wounded vets down this tunnel, we never thought it would take us to rush limbaugh medcine cabinet

'Wait until my dad finds out that you have me living in a two-hole house."

Oh dear, seems like Cheney is everywhere these days!

"No, you idiot. I said book a room with a view for us. Not book a room with a view of us."

"Marco"

"Polo"

That's the last time you're having burritos three nights in a row!

Salisbury, MD

"Good Morning Meerkat, from what spaceship do you hail?!"

"Don't be scared! We're in America now! It's the land of great, ample jobs, lots of money, a good economy and CNN....oh wait nevermind...at least we still have CNN"

I heard Ryanair is going to start charging to use the bathrooms on flight, but now they're experimenting on charging for air conditioning too?

"Yeah, Palin's right! You CAN see Russia from here"

Ever wonder why people make all those funny noises trying to get us to move?

Hey man, you jump first. I promise I will follow.

(Sung to the tune of Hakuna Matata)

OK 1, 2, 3 HIT IT!

Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase!
Hakuna Matata!
Michelle Obama is down with PETA these days!

It means no worries for 1,460 more days (4years)
It's our problem-free
We like Michelle's philosophy
She's a Fur-Free First Lady!
Hakuna Matata!

Jen Albright
Albany, NY

peek a boo
I see u

now will u give me my 360 tshirt already!!

Tucson Az

" Is this what you call 'Habitat for Humanity'? It didn't look like this in the brochure.."

Tony Camacho from Forest Hills, New York

Hey, has that Palin lady announced her run for office yet?

Last one in is a Meer-mouse!

Hey, Zoo Keeper. Do you have any air fresheners? There's a warthog in this tunnel and he's feeling gassy.

Haha, I was first.

Meet me in Joe's Pool Hall in about an hour!

hey Bush yeah Cheney they are doing ok with out us Who the whole World.

Well since the budget cuts this is the only air conditions we get.

I thought you said this would take us to In-N-Out Burger....

See, I told you we could see Russia from here...

Cheney to Bush "We earned our black eyes, now get back in your hole."

Ready the live torpedoes, #1 and #2!

We've bean trapped on this ship for fourteen years, on three we jump.

Alex Bondhus
Monticello, Minnesota

You Wait, Next Letterman will be talking about our family

God bless Texas dude!! Surfs up dude.....Aloha!!

The new Airbus speed sensors.

Northampton, MA