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President Obama says to Hillary Clinton, "Quick, put on your angel wings and let's get out of here."

Obama: "Hillary will wear a hijab as long as she can have her pantsuit on underneath !"

Hillary Clinton basking in the glow of Divine Intervention at the Sultan Hassan Mosque in Cairo.

President Obama tells Hillary Clinton, "I'll have what you're having."

Obama: Yeah, I found a hieroglyphic that looks just like me, but this ancient Egyptian statue looks just like Hillary Clinton!

Hillary: "Bill often talked about changing to the muslim faith, but I think he liked the idea of being allowed multiple wives too much !"

This Mosque be the place !

Lincoln NE

"C'mon, Hillary, I dare ya. Sing "How do you solve a problem like Mubarak" at the top of your lungs!

Secretary if State Hillary Clinton prepares to step out into the arctic climate of Egypt.

Thomas U.
Sebring, Florida

Eat your heart out, Madonna !

US President Barack Obama and US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton flub the words to "Walk Like An Egyptian".

obama says " honestly i did not tickle her .....hillary is happy because her shoes are off"

Hillary is just thrilled to pieces that her outfit and head wrap match her hair.

President Obama leans toward Hillary Clinton and says, "What do you say we become mummified together?"

Promo from the new show "Hillary's Extreme Religious Makeover".

Hilary's headcovering: courtesy of Hijabs-R-Us.

Hillary: "Obama I can't believe you have novelty socks with I'm The Boss written on them !"

"Hillary, see if you can keep their attention while I run by the souvenir shop for Michelle and the girls."

Amazing echo here, isn`t it ?

"You'll have to excuse Secretary Clinton...she hasn't stopped smiling since that 2 hour camel ride around the pyramids."

Where can a guy get a good burger around here?

President: "Bill won't be here until Saturday, get your shoping done now."

I`m so glad I don`t have to wear gurgha here.

Hey Hillary, I sure am glad I don't have to wear one of those silly scarves. Your hair is gonna be flat as a pancake when you finally take that off.

Uh huh, so lets cut to the chase- I'm the only white girl here arent I?

Hey Hil, the Conan O'Brien hair thing is pretty cute, but cover it up... I think you are making our hosts nervous.

If you open her up, there is a smaller Hillary inside, and then another, and another!

I'm glad I'm Secretary of State. I'm glad I'm Secretary of State. I'm glad....

While President Obama is deep in conversation, Secy of State Hilary Clinton has finally seen The Light!

Is it clear to you Madam Secretary, we're not in Kansas anymore?

We came, we saw and we hopefully conquered if not the hearts at least the minds of the Arab people!

Hillary must have bought the brown headscarf in JayJays. Oh wait, she's not Michelle. Must be Prada, then!

hillary, between you and me, i'd like to remove your silk hair scarf and get to know ya better.

Yeah, smile now... Remember what Hannity said when I (didn't) say the USA is a Muslim country? Well, you're next on the guillotine!

this sure is a nice place friend!!!!!!!!!!

Obama: "Ok Hillary, so Your ears are cover with that hijab, but don't You think that heiroglyph looks like Me with those ears sticking out?"

Hillary Try's to fit in on the trip to Cairo.

Obama: "Hillary I like the headscarf it goes well with the pantsuit !!"

Papa, can you hear me?

You know, I could just see Bill in here.....forever....

Maybe now Bill will like me...

See Hillary, I told you this would be fun.

Hillary thinking- I really love being in the middle of things. Really ! I do !

"...let’s get everybody together, let’s get unified the sky will open, the light will come down, celestial choirs will be singing,” she said, to a smattering of giggles. “And everyone will know we should do the right thing, and the world will be perfect..."

Hil, just a little while longer..don't let the cat out of the bag yet!

Oh my God! I think he's flirting with her...well, THIS is awkward.

President Obama congratulates the Egyptian winner of the "I look like Hillary Clinton" contest!

President Obama says, "Hillary, I said we have to be proactive, not radioactive!"

Hey VP Joe- Who wishes they were Secretary of State going on trips with the President?

You're praying to WHO? Thank goodness she did not take up acting for a living.

Obama to unidentified woman at left: "Hillary was actually planning to wear a double-knit polyester burka. Good thing I prevailed."

Do you know where Hillary can get a burqa to go with that pant suit?

No Mr President, it won't be a messy divorce-you and I. You can have the dog, the garden, the basketball court, and visiting rights. I just want "The House".

Hillary: "Obama I like the way you think taking your shoes off, Your ready unlike the former President you'll trow one back !!"

Obama: My Sec of State found Nirvana in a head-scarf!

Secretary if State Hillary Clinton prepares to step out into the arctic climate of Egypt.

Thomas Underwood
Sebring, Florida

If I looked good wearing a scarf, I wouldn't need this plastic smile on my face.....

Look Hillary. Can you finally admit that you were wrong to refer to me as a "mosque rat" during the campaign?

You may call it transendental meditation, but I would prefer..."Transfer of Power".

As it turns out, they don't require all women to cover their hair...just Hillary.

VP for 2012, well I was kind of thinking higher...

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton giggles with anticipation as she awaits her turn at a Cairo Karaoke bar to do her rendition of the Bangles' 1986 hit "Walk Like an Egyptian".

Oh, this color really brings out my eyes!

Hillary is having a heavenly experience.

As Egypt's newest mummy is unwrapped, all are amazed at its likeness to Hillary Clinton.

Look Hilary, here's a brand new ceiling that you can start making cracks in!

Obama: " Hi I am the US President and I'm a Mac"
Clinton: "Hi am the US Secretary of state, and I'm a P..."
Woman in Purple: "Mr. President, I think the secretary just froze again."

Good old Hillary she'll wear a hijab or headscraf what ever it takes just as long as she has her pantsuit on undernearth !

We could runaway from Bill, and stay here forever. Ed Hubble Sacramento, Ca.

The color "Clinton Cream", I love it. I can wear it for my speech on January 20, 2013, and as a gift for the electoral college members, It's perfect!

Wearing this scarf makes not being president totally worthwhile...see my smile proves it.

Thats our Hillary she'll wear a headscarf or hijab, whatever it takes just as long as she can have her pantsuit on underneath !!

Hillary smiles in fright realizing the palace is notorious for random Zombie attacks.

Hillary smiles when Obama says they'll think we're together and that your one of my wives !!

President Obama is being informed that the President of Egypt has just resigned. His comment to Hillary....."Hillary, they have a Presidential job opening....interested?

Guy in rear of photo = Minister of Falafel

Don't worry Hillary, that's not sniper fire, that's just the sound of cameras going off.

"she said you won't have to cover your face until we go to the beach"

Obama: ” Hi I am the US President and I’m a Mac”
Clinton: “Hi I am the US Secretary of state, and I’m a P…”
Woman in Purple: “Mr. President, I think the secretary just froze again.”

Bryan Rodriguez
Miami, FL

"Power feels GOOD, doesn't it?"

So the salesman says to the farmer – "oh your daughter's a big worka, I thought you said 'a wig burka'."

Hillary shows a smile of confidence, knowing that she don't have to duck bullets this time while under the watchful eyes of President Obama and his securities.

Hillary, All we have to do is smile after the past eight years!!!

Hillary – I told you that the harem pants would be more comfortable and keep you cooler than your signature pant suits?

Secretary Clinton breaks diplomatic protocol by ripping into her own rendition of "Midnight at the Oasis".

"I'll have what she's having!"

Hillary, this is not really the best time to sing selections from FIDDLER ON THE ROOF!

If you sing, "It's a Small World" one more time....

That didn't really tickle that much did it?

Don't look so happy, Hillary, this is a GRAVE situation !

I don't think the laughing gas is working on the guy in the back.

Michelle will love how you accessorized your outfit.

Hillary I see a role for you in Slumdog millionaire part two....

Oh, look at that. I just spotted someting that looks exactly like me.

Obama "Well I think this all went very well.." Clinton" Enjoy it now, because I am going to run against you in 2012...."

Ebony and Ivory....Why can't we live together in perfect harmony?

I'm finally in a place with no interns.

Excuse me, she's not the President I am.

Hillary is quite stylish in Cairo wearing her bullet proof helmet and breastplate that looks like a kerchief and scarf

I'm really happy to be here, I'm really happy to be here. If I keep repeating it silently to myself, eventually I'll start to believe it. I'm really happy to be here, I'm really happy to be here....

When Hillary sees Obama taking his shoes off as he enters the Mosque, she says are you getting ready to throw one back during your speech later !

Secretary of State Clinton thinks about selling scarfs to bring down the American budget deficit while President Obama congratulates her on her idea!

So, being Secretary of State is not so bad after all?

The President to Hillary....."Hillary, is it just me or are we both overjoyed that Bill isn't here."

Obama to tour guide: "If she starts signing like Ethel Merman, I'm out of here".

Hillary, think on the positive side. The scarf is nothing if we can finish this trip without taking a 'slap'

Obama to tour guide: "I know I picked her, but the senate confirmed her".

Obama “Well I think this all went very well..” Clinton” Enjoy it now, because I am going to run against you in 2012….”

The Secretary of State gets the news that the next stop will be'Habib's Cameldog To Go.'

If Hillary agrees to wear a burkha,I will Praise Allah.

A lightbulb goes on as Secretary of State Hilary Clinton suddenly solves the crisis in the Middle East.

By the way, it`s not every women who gets to see these mosques from inside, so enjoy it.

"This picture looks so authentic no one will ever know we have actually been vacationing at the Luxor Hotel and Casino In Las Vegas for a few days!"

It must have been the guy in the back. He's the only one who's not smiling.

Yes, I think you should redecorate the white House in an ancient Egyptian motif.

Hillary, clicking your heels and saying "there's no place like home" only worked in Wizard of Oz.

I can just see it the next Hillary Burqa Barbie doll this christmas ..

Hilary, when I said blend in I meant don't dress the way you normally do.

Hillary, do you can understand anything they're talking about?

Hillary, do you can understand anything they're talking about?

Mr. President, I don't understand neither when you said 'assalaamu alaykum'

Hillary, did you hear me say that women should be able to choose the role they have in society? Maybe 2016 will be your year!

Hillary, the hieroglyphics don't say "Welcome, Madam Secretary of State", they say "She's done. She's too late".

Obama: "Are you wondering if you would have to dress this way if you were president? The world may never know..."

Hillary, this is not where Sam the Sham and the Pharohs got inspiration for "Wully Bully"

Hillary, just remember, the guy behind you works for Bill.

Hillary, statue!

Who will move yourself first, loses the game!

Listen very carefully! I really like you a Lot.
And whatever you do, Don't look back!
Remember that pillar of salt story?
It all happened right around here somewhere!

"Hillary! I had no idea you get could those scarves at JCREW. I' have to swing in there before Michell's next birthday."

I don't believe we are in Kansas anymore!

Obama: Michelle told Hillary J-crew would have a head scarf to match that flesh color jacket they can match anything!!

Hillary, just remember that the hajib belongs to the wife of the guy in the back and he doesn't look too happy.

Hillary, I knew that when you wear the scarf you are in Beat360. Hahahaah

"Come on Hillary, is that the presence of the Divine or are you just hyperventilating?"

They like me, they really like me!

Hey, Hilary, uh you might wanna take that off. . .the guy behind you is giving you the stink eye.

"That head wrap 's a great improvment over the dress slackes, Hillary. Do I find it some swank place on the Miracle Mile for Michelle?"

Sharing the President ambitions of promoting Universal peace, Hillary Clinton is overjoyed from the "Light " that shines brightly on her face from above as a sign of approval.

So Hillary, the people here do wear that with pants suit......

Really Hillary, I am the president.

Marge
Atlanta

"My grandmother had one of those caps. It rolled up and fit into a little rain pouch. It always protected her latest perm."

If you tell someone in DC that I had to wear this scarf, I will revenge in 2012.

This snowglobe is gonna sell big

Hillary smiles at the possibilities when she can recall this trip during the next presidential campaign and report she came under heavy artillery fire and had to find safety in an underground bunker .

Hillary, think on the positive side. In times of economic crisis, on a bad hair day, you can use that scarf.

"No Barack, we are not changing the dress code at the White House."

US Secy. of State Hillary Clinton knows how to be of good cheer.

"You know, Hilary, that looks just like a blanket the girls picked out for Bo last week."

Hillary,

Michelle and I have a date tonight at Hummus Hal's. Can I borrow your camel, mine only seats one!

"Hillary, do you see the ears? that dude looks like me, too" LoL

Madame Secretary, once again, childhood fantasy or not, King Tut will not be participating in our diplomatic talks!

"This must be what it feels like to be on American Idol !! ", Hillary bemuses to herself.

While I find most of the comments above funny, some one of them are just plain racist and stupid!

Bad hair day, Hillary?

Maybe this "scarf-look" would have won the nomination for me.

Is that a nervous smile Hilary?

You don't have to pretend you like wearing a headscarf quite THAT much, Madame Secretary. Just wearing it is enough.

President Obama: Do you get Blackberry service here?

Hillary, I'm goin for burgers, You want fries ?

Hillary enjoys her moment in the sun.

You'll have to excuse Hillary. She doesn't like to share the spotlight.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Hilary, wake up. No you weren't elected President, I was.

Bill Shields
Waynesboro, Va

Smile, Hillary! And you do everything that lady does!
Remember, you are representing the American Woman

"Doesn't Hillary look angelic?"

Déjà vu, Hillary reflects back to a former life when she was the most powerful woman in the land.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sees the light!

President Obama to tour guide: "Excuse me Miss, but can you please validate our parking ticket."

Can you HEAR the mosquito with the scarf on?

Before his tour of the Pyramids President Obama visits Maddam Tussauds Cairo.

Hillary accidentally put on her 'vapid sorority girl/beauty contestant' smile this morning, instead of her usual 'friendly and yet serious Secretary of State' smile.

Hillary, you told me I would be the only one wearing a blue suit!

Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, seeing the light!

"Would you believe we ran against each other for President."

Somebody turn down the volume on that smile, please, it's blinding! Thanks!!

"Barack, you fooled me again! You told me that I was going to play the part of Mary."

President Obama to tour guide: "Excuse me Miss, but would you mind if my secretary puts up a basketball net...I'd like to shoot some hoops now."

No Hillary, I doubt very much this is where Mr. Madoff concocted his Pyramid (PONZI) schemes !

Secretary of State finds out just how strong Egyption coffee really is !

Yes, Hillary, you're doing a good job, but I'm not going to thank you with dinner and a broadway show.

Hillary, this time when we leave, put on the same shoes
that you were wearing when we came in.

Secretary Clinton does her best Egyptian Barbie impression for the camera.

Hillary can't but smile after Obama takes his shoes off, when she sees that he's been gellin with Dr. Scholl's gel inserts !

The window seat on Air Force One is yours, if you stop singing Walk Like an Egyptian while I'm negotiating.

Obama- Hey Hillary, what are you doing?
Hillary- I'm walking like an Egyptian.

Hey Barack,,... do you see the guy standing behind me??
I think he likes me,... I really think he likes me !!

Dorothy,
I know we're not in Kansas anymore but the red slippers are a bit too much.

There are birds in that dome, Mr. Obama. Where is your head gear?

This little light of mine,
Hillary's gonna let it shine...

Obama announces their next stop will be the Red Sea.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Within the frozen smile:
Gotta be all covered up... (grumble grumble)
Gotta walk three feet behind you... (grumble grumble)
Don't you be gettin used to this, Obama.

So Hillary, should we take bets on who will be the first Republican to use this photo op in their campaign? Romney, Palin or Pawlenty?

I know it's only women who have to wear the headscarf, but to tell you the truth, I'd love to have something to cover these ears!

Hillary: "Why, this is reminds me of the last time I was here. We had come under sniper fire and....."
Barack: "Not now, Hillary."

OK Hillary. Do the Bangles "Walk Like an Egyptian" dance, and I'll give you the weekend off.

Hillary bathes in the joy of knowing she had to leave Bill Clinton behind in the US on this trip.

Maybe if I stand still and smile, people will think I'm the better looking one.

Hillary couldn't stop laughing, after Obama made it known that he forgot his prayer rug.
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

Hill? Is that you?

How do solve a problem like Joe Biden?

I'll have what she's having

The first Mosque they visited was to hot. The second Mosque they visited was to cold. But Hillary thinks this Mosque is just right.

Hillary to the Prez. " It reads ; A Barack in this land is worth two Incumbent Bushes" !

I'm so excited...i think Bill can re-locate here so he can be closer to his fundraising endeavours and i can run my Washington mansion!

Sherey
Vancouver, BC

What is that, velvet?

Hillary, I dont mind you taking an occasional swig from the flask hidden under your coat. However, given that alcohol is prohibited in Islam, I do mind you toasting every Egyptian official.

You think Sara Palin is watching us on CNN and yelling at the screen, "It should have been me!"?

ok can you guy's show us around now ? my speech is done

Hillary, it was Anderson Cooper's birthday yesterday and I gave him a night out on the town with Bil providing the entertainment.

"Hillary, I said "smile #3".... our Israeli friends might think you're over acting"

Hillary, when I said in my speech that it should be a women’s choice as to how she should live, I did not mean you could choose to be President.

"Please excuse Secretary of State Clinton, the whole time we've been here she's been having these Bangles flash backs from the 80's...she's really the only one who thinks it's funny when she starts to sing and 'Walk Like An Egyptian'.."

Pres. Obama: "You know, this was Hillary's 'I Dream of Jeannie' costume last Halloween."

President Obama: Yes, I agree. Hillary and I are an attractive couple. But that's our secret, okay?

Hillary, I'm guessing you inhaled whatever was in that hookah.

Hillary, didn't I tell you that this would be more fun than being Vice President?

"How about a chick pea burger and a camel milk shake?"

"Are you there God? It's me, Hillary."

I'm the only one looking at the camera, why am I the only one looking at the camera? Please, take it again.

Don't act like you like it too much Hillary, I am offering to trade GM
for it.

Hillary, you don't need to hide your true self from me!

Stop it...That tickles.

Is there a hijab we can borrow? Something's falling making our hair white.

Anchorage

Obama: Hillary, it's nice to see you have a change of style. But I still think the local wear it better than you do.

The changing face of Obama's America.

I might be wrong Hillary, but it almost looks like you've got that post-recession glow!

Hillary: " Yes, Lord I'm here...Obama: "Not here Hillary, these Brothers will think you're serious"

Ah, I can see it's your first time toking on a hookah.

Charlie.
Martinsburg, WV

Forgetting she had to cover her hair while in Cairo The Secretary of State praised Allah that the college drapes matched her sand colored pant suit.

I feel pretty....oh so pretty....I feel pretty and witty....

That's a pretty good trick. If I give you a dollar, can you turn it into about $800 billion?

hey at least hillarys not called 4 eye's. lolololololol

"Oh Hillary, you're glowing!"

At least it's not a big hat with feathers on it like they make you wear in the UK!

"Just click your heels together three times and say, 'There's no place like home.' "

Ah, the shining warm light of the Divine!
No, wait, it's just studio lighting from the AC360 camera crew....

Today the headress, tomorrow the Burqa!

Calm down Hillary, you're not descended from Pharoahs, so the treasure's not yours.

Charlie.

Martinsburg, WV

" This reminds me of that movie " A Night at The Museum ".

Obama: "To answer you question Hillary, Yes that is my Power Lunch banana in my pocket and NO I'm not going whip it out and eat it here, now if I was Joe Biden..."

No, Hillary, you can't take the presidential limo for a spin around the pyramids!

"LLLLLLet's.... Get RRReeeeeeeady to .... RRRRummmble !! "

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

Only because you're the leader of the free world, Barak...you can stand in my aura!

Hillary, just think of it. You and I alone here without all these people around? What would Rush and Newt make of it? and Bill would not mind.

Obam: " No seriously Hillary, I think I was here in a past life with you, Bill and Joe..well, Joe was a camel in that life but he was still here.."

We have to go now Hillary...that is not a spotlight and this is not an autition for "Egypt's got talent!"

The not so rested Hillary Clinton bust out laughing when she thought to herself: "Hallelujah we made these stairs, but if I don't hurry and find a seat , Lord it's going to be 'Fallelujah'

Hillary, glad to see you smile after 8 LONG years, I've been looking forward to this too!

Just remember Hillary, I won.

Hillary, I know this lighting and wrapping your head makes you feel giddy and youthful, but I really have an IMPORTANT speech to make today. Can we get going!

J. Mansperger North Beach, MD

So Hillary, What did you get Anderson for his birthday?

Hillary, Maddoff's Pyramids are in the US not Egypt.

Sorry, Hillary, but the light's for Randy Johnson....you've got a ways to go before you get YOUR 300th victory!

What's the next stop on our tour?

That hijab sure looks better than those hairbands you used to wear!!!

Mr. Obama reminds Hillary not to say anything too, um, Protestant.

jUST WANTED TO ADD MY CITY/STATE

Hey, it's nice to see you finally getting past the primary results and enjoying yourself.

"Remember, Hillary: If anyone offers you a basket of figs, refuse, politely!"

That hijab looks better than those headbands you used to wear!

Just imagine what damage your laugh could do, with the great acoustics in here.

Charlie.
Martinsburg, WV

OK,you can be Cleopatra, Queen of De Nile, but I'm still the President.

"I agreed to the Secretary of State accompanying us only if she could promise to remember not to make a fuss over her hair"

hmmm..... Hillary Hassan!! if Barrack Obama can be President of the United States of America.... anything is possible.....

"Lissen, lissen, I heard this from the Saudi King, 'Two Jews Walk into a bar...'"

When Hillary said "She saw the light." What exactly does that mean?

OK, you can have the Cleo, but my campaign for "Yes We Can" takes it all.

No big difference between Sultan Hassan and Sultan Hussein

"Don't look now! Tall, dark, and handsome behind you is checking you out."

Hillary thinks to herself, "Quit looking at me like that. The 2012 primaries aren't too far away, and remember what happened to Vince Foster. I'm a Clinton, after all!"

This color and lighting is so good for me, I look like I'm part of the Illuminatti. Do you think we should follow any of the heiroglyphics that are pointing thata 'way???? Then Ron Howard and Tom Hanks won't have to bother running all over a fake set of Rome to find where science and religion meet or is it combust?

As Hillary Clinton breaks out in song from the Sound of Music:

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Maria?

Cindy
Riverview,Mi

Settle down, we're going into a mosque, not onto a roller coaster.

......She likes the way the elevator tickles her tummy when we go up & down.....

Barack to Hilary... No Lookey No Touchey

Hillary: "Don't let this angelic look fool you! I will be president someday. Just wait. Bill and I will never disappear from the spotlight. EVER!"

from the guy in the back " I was not picking my nose"

Hilliary: "We all know that you can walk on water Barack, but did you really have to dress me up like Mary?"

Obama to Hillary -"Just because of my arabic name in my passport we were able to see this place."

just adding city/state – earlier comment has been posted.

Hillary smiles knowing she pulled off the Rachel Ray look without controversy.

In a gesture meant to avoid offending foreign greeters, Hillary covers her usual hairdo with something a bit more presentable.

Hillary: "I feel like I'm in Sound of Music, except this is Egypt and I'm not singing."

Barack to the tour guide, "let her have a moment in the spotlight. She just looks so darn happy when I let her do it."

Um, Hillary, the scarf goes over the mouth, tightly....

After years of searching, Hillary finally finds a cure for helmet hair.

"Can I just leave her here with you ?"

Ok Hilary, you're on !!!!