Well done Jack. Very funny as always.

Omg! I'm addicted to ur blogs. I need therapy! Someone help me w/my addiction to Jack Gray.

Great Blog Jack! This is all good for the Donald. He loves the media and when it comes to his voice and opinion he loves that too! I say ban the pageants, we have come along ways in this country to have to have a miss america to parade around...

Hi Jack

Money ,Money can i can hear the cha-ching of dollar chimes from this latest stunt of ratings pulled by the Trumpster. He is stiring the pot for all it's worth on Miss California 's opinion .That visual of Dick Cheney water boarding an audience member while wearing a Tina Turner wig although somenone should waterbaord him -hey now! I am glad to see that she took this stand no matter what the consquences are and it's turning into a circus witha ring leader named Trump whose having a bad hair day .

Thanks for your funny post Jack!
Michelle D.

Well Jack if it's left up to Donald to make the right decision then he'll mess that up big time! Heck just look at his choice of hair styles...I mean really! Should a man that looks like that be in charge of a beauty pageant...just sayin'!! LOL

As far as Ms. Cali goes...well regardless if she keeps her crown or not she is well known now and that will help her get more jobs and attention than any of the other contestants and even the winner.

If we can't state our opinions without being jumped on by everyone because it isn't PC enough then we are in a sad state!!

Cindy..Ga.

oh dear jack you always make me smile, i totally see you with a crown waving to the world...
i love your blog, i hope you write one every day, it always put a smile upon my face, and trust me it's not that easy!
you are amazing!!
have a nice day

You and your sarcastic charm never cease to amaze me.

And PS. If the taxi complaint hotline is getting sick of you, try Comcast customer service. They love hearing a friendly voice.

Good Morning Jack! Very funny blog today. We'll see what the Trump has to say. He's sort of interesting I guess. Hope your day is a good one. Spring is coming and the weather is getting warmer. Talk to you later. I look forward to your next post.

I'm kind of repulsed by the amount of people who commented saying she's being treated unfairly for simply expressing her bigoted opinion. If she had said she was in favor of bringing back slavery or that the jews got what they had coming in the holocaust, I don't think people would have the same opinion.
Not to trivialize either event but robbing a people of their rights is hatred no matter how you look at it.

Hi ya Jack, throughly enjoyed your blog this morning! Keep up the good work! lol

Maybe he'll replace her with Joan Rivers.

Great blog!

Right on point: "What could have been a civilized debate about an important social issue has devolved into a tabloid circus."

Sad but true.

She has clearly broken the rules in multiple ways. She should have the crown taken away! Great blog, as usual, Jack!

"And, as with most things in life, it all comes down to Donald Trump.
And, of course, his hair"

LOVE IT as always, Jack! .... I am watching CNN right now and they just annouced that she could keep her crown. Haha I love how this is breaking news right now

@fifthand56th

What you said is true: "an important social issue has devolved into a tabloid circus".

IMO, all Trump has to do is put the ball in Miss California's court – so to speak. Tell her to make the choice. She has every right to voice her opinion. She has every right to speak at meetings of conservative groups. HOWEVER, she cannot do these things while representing the Miss California pageant.

If she wants a career as a religious conservative speaker..... then quit the pageant biz. If Trump throws her out, then the conservatives will go crazy. If he keeps her, the liberals will go crazy. Make her choose -then Trump's off the hook.

Miss California is full of it. She obiviously did not realize she was representing a state that has numerous homosexual/ lesiban people that support Miss USA program. She could have given a neutral answer that would have satisfied both sides of the fence. Instead of trying to focus on trying to win the pageant, she was just venting and trying to further her cause.

You brighten my day every day! This is great! I am ready for her 15 minutes of fame to be over!

Okay! Who won the darn contest. last but not least DT mentioned how pretty she is numerous times does this mean she is innocent because she pretty or does this mean her beauty excuses what ever she done

Miss California is completely full of crap. She could have answered it completely different. She just wanted to bash homosexual and lesibans. What she should have said was: I personally don't agree with same-sex marriage but everyone deserves to have the same rights. Even I know, with no P.R experience or coaching, that you don't say somethings.

You make so many great and valid points in this blog. Personally, I think that she should have had her crown taken away NOT because of her opinion on gay marriage, but because she clearly has her own agenda by doing so many things without the consent of the Miss California pageant. This woman is only getting what she wants; ATTENTION. I hope that after today we will not hear about her for a very long time. She didn't lose the Miss USA title because of ONE measly answer about "her country." The other candidate was better, in terms of the contest, and she needs to get over it.

Great blog, Jack!

She's keeping her title!

Free speech actually does exist, for now.

Hi Jack, I seem to recall that Mr. Trump also had to make a similar decision regarding another beauty queen. The circumstances were different, but I think he decided that she keep the title. He was pretty forgiving, if I recall. But who knows what he'll do this time around. We'll have to wait and see. Have a great day,

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

OK, I just found out that Mr. Trump allowed her to keep her title...

Jack's Back! Yay! Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you last week .Along with Sam Donaldson,Spock,Florence Henderson,and your Grandfather,Donald Trump has been spotted buying his hair at the same bargain outlet. He picks up the tab for the coffee beforehand! : ) !

Naked, not showing up on contracted deals and a hipocrit to her own stated values......vs......media outlet for Trump....i'm so shocked at his decision

That was a good call on Trump's part

Trump made the right decision. To chastize this woman because she believes that marriage is between a man and a woman is wrong. Tolerance needs to be practiced by Gay activists as well. Politicial questions like that have no place in a beauty pageant.

It's official- The Christian folks in this country love fake boobs and bad blonde dye jobs. They also can be counted on to lie about breaking their contract and then cry foul when anyone questions them.
Hallelujah!

Great blog as usual! Free speech is indeed important and everyone should be allowed to express their opinions; however, when those are based not on facts, but instead on hypocritic beliefs and Satan's alleged challenge, I can't help becoming angry that in a world full of serious on-going problems we concentrate on discussing over and over whteher someone should keep their title. So glad we finally achieved world piece...

Great blog Jack...but for the record her keeping her title had nothing to do with what she said; it had to do with pictures she had taken.

Why has Donald Trump never had an openly gay or lesbian contestant on The Apprentice?

~I think the whole "Beauty Pagent" thing is really stupid. Miss California is a beautiful woman and are all of the other's in the pagent. But does this woman really think she's the moral compass or an example by parading around half naked? Where was her high morality when she took all of those nude shots? I don't care what she thinks...really I don't. She isn't very smart and she proven that fact. The whole anti gay marriage crowd is really nervous right now because state by state this country will eventually allow gay marriage. And for some reason this affects some people and threatens their marriage...how...I will never understand. Miss California...you have 10 minutes left of your 15 minutes of fame. Time to do the right wing talk shows...you have 9 minutes left!

I guess Donald Trump condones women who drink and do drugs, and takes nude pics oh and BLONDES! Aren't the Miss USA contestants supposed to be role models?

In this world today with the wars, fires, floods, earth quakes, and financial woes, why is so much attention being given to a Miss America winner? She was asked a question about what her opinion was regarding same-sex marriages. Where does such a question as this fall into a category question? It was her question to answer – not one of the judges. She stood by her answer and wound up being osterisized by the media. What a concept of having someone express their personal opinion. I guess she should have lied to the pagent panelists. Now people are desperately seeking to find any dirt on this girl to put in the news! This is not the first time a Miss America Pagent candidate has been in the spotlight – look at the first black Miss America – she had nude photos brought into the public's attention. Her crown was taken from her. She was dethrowned. An even older Miss America – Anita Bryant lost millions of dollars in endorsement because she stated that she did not approve gay people. The Florida Orange Juice people dropped her like a hot potato. My question is: why are the pagent candidates put through such a rigorous course of questions and interrogation by the judges and then have to parade around in skimpy swim suits, dress up like a Barbie Doll, and expect the winner to represent America? Where does her family upbringing, religious views, moral values come in to play? They want the winner to look like a whore, act like a lady but have no mind of their own –kind of like a Stedford Wife.

Miss Cali's allowed to keep her crown...GREAT NEWS! Why should she be bullied or muzzled or harassed because she has a differing opinion on the gay marriage issue? The beauty of living in a free, democratic society – rather than a communist or totalitarian society – is being able to express your beliefs openly and without fear of being hunted down and imprisoned or slaughtered for them. There are REAL, tragic social problems in the US (gun violence, rapes, abuse, etc.) where victims suffer greatly, and we should focus on the less-than-urgent issue of gay marriage? There ARE states that allow it – go there and get married! Or be happy with a civil union...that's legal, too.

Congrats to a woman with conviction and the courage to stand her ground even under the intense bullying/pressure from those who disagree with her. The gay-rights activists should go after the people with REAL, OFFICIAL POWER – the politicians who actually create and vote on the LAWS! and leave others to their opinions. Miss USA may have an influence, but she does not have OFFICIAL POWER to make gay marriage in Cali LEGAL. So focus on the right people.

GO CARRIE!

Do we not live in America where freedom of speech is still free? Or will it cost her everything for being honest and speaking the truth about how she feels? The question said how do you feel about it not how does California feel about it. If she was suppose to speak for the whole state they should have let her know that in advance! And by the way ...in the 1920's did we not sell the idea that America was a Judeo–Christian nation? That would encompass those values as well correct? I don't get this whole evolution of being a liar to make others more comfortable around you. What ever happen to truth? God forbid....and yes I said GOD, we offend anyone. I say go to Lowe's by a hammer, some nails. and some wood........Build a bridge and get over it.

Hi Jack,
As usual, your insight about the media circus this has turned into, hit the nail on the head. It's too bad that the ensuing circus took away from the actual discussion.
Thanks for your comedic take on the whole situation!
Enjoy the sunshine!

I am so sick of the whole pageant news scene. I haven't watched one of the stupid shows in 20 years. However, I will say that I think that Trump made the right decision to let her keep the crown. The whole uproar over her comment is just dumb, because she refused to be politically correct. In this country if you disagree with someone of another race, then you are a racist, and if you do not agree with the gay lifestyle, then you are homophobic. Perez Hilton is a bully, and a punk, and I'm glad that she has enough class to ignore him.

whats up with that hair do!!do us all favour and shave it off please:)

Hello, Jack.
Once again, congrats for your amazing and creative blog!
And yes, Miss California story has international reach. At least it was announced here in Brazil.
All the best.

@Samantha, who wrote:

"...oh and BLONDES!"

Huh? Blondes can't be role models?

Why has Donald Trump never had an openly gay or lesbian contestant on The Apprentice?

Actually he has. I remember this one dude that was in a team designing bathing suits. He was gay and the issue only came up because he was modelling a men's bathing suit that was a little too tight.

Why is that when it comes to politics people are allowed to be as conservative as they please but social issues like gay relationships stir such rage? isnt it about people being who they are and believing in what they believe? being a real means staying true to what you believe in regardless of what everyone else thinks!!
In my opinion what makes us better human beings is being able to live with each other side by side and respecting the others views..hell i know that's a long shot but its worth mentioning!

Thanks Jack hilarious but hitting the nail on the head once again!

Thank you for making my day again. I love your writing style, and your sense of humor. I look forward to your posts each day!

I can't stop laughing the more I read into your piece," Donald the Duck,Trump's a Pair "!

Jack, I wish I were younger. But that not being the case, just want you to know that I love your blog, your sense of humor, your writing, and your looks! Keep writing and tweeting.

Didn't California just vote against the proposition that would have allowed same-sex marriage (sorry...forgot Proposition #)? So to say that she didn't represent her state, in spite of its large number of gays and lesbians, is utter crap.
And as pointed out earlier, it still doesn't matter whether she did represent the majority or not...she is entitled to her own opinion, her own values and attitudes. The day you take away freedom of speech is going to be far worse than the day you allow gays and lesbians to engage in what has always been a heterosexual tradition.

Well, there is a bright side to every story and I think it is that we have never seen any topless pictures of Donald Trump surface.

Kudos to Donald....I would have made the same decision.... I don't agree with her position, but I support her right to state her opinion... That was the issue... not whether or not she supports gay marriage.... Can we leave her alone now? She's been through enough....

I'm sorry to tell you Mr. Gray that I desagree with you. I'm not a beauty pageant fan at all. In fact, sometimes I don't like them because they put down women as mere sexual objtects. But this controversy popped up to me just because of the opposite. I'm proud and relieved that Mr. Trump's decision shows the message that in this country you're allowed to use your freedom of opinion. No matter what you and I think about marriage.... it is not right to take off someones crown just because she RESPECTFULY says what she believes. This controversy is all about know how to say your opinion, with respect and how to tollerate that opinion with respect.
Good for Mr. Trump, I agree with his decision.
Connie

..and I already had my TiVo set for Dick Cheney and his Tina Turner wig...dangit! Now I have to figure out how to deprogram it!

I am glad that Miss California got to keep her crown...it seems that they were on a bit of a witch hunt to take it from her. Though I have now officially had it with this story...we need to move on!

I think is very sad that we are in times where we cannot express ourselves anymore. Why they are giving her a hard time because of what she believes in??? I don't get it, it was ok for a guy who was running for a president to smoke pot during school, it was ok for Clinton to get BJ but he was a good president. So what is the difference with her. How she knew that one day whe will compete? If she would of known, she would of not have taken whatever picture she took BEFORE Miss USA.

Mr. Trump give her a break. I am not even Happy neither with the last decision at the Celebrity Apprentice. Cmon' give people the credit for what they work, it should not be based on friendship. U are sending a wrong message to people who have admire you for ur hard work.

Thanks for that insight. Now my day is complete!

This was one of the water cooler conversations around here this past week. Many an hour was spent debating both sides of the controversy ... I was Switzerland – someone had to be – plus my love of Michael Phelps prevented me from taking a strong stand – if she was seeing him, if she wasn't ... you never can tell ... Of course now having read this I must run and make bright signs with big colorful font to post at every cooler in order to update everyone on the status of Miss California ... Thank you Jack as always!

I think when the world begins focussing on Donald Trump's hair again, and with this much intensity, it clearly means another life is in purgatory.

Unfortunately many important topics become fodder for the tabloid circus. What I find even sadder is that in the 21st century women still think they need to prove the worthiness of themselves and their daughters by being in a pageant. When we demand more respect for ourselves as women, maybe we'll get it. Here's what gets me. Miss California speaking for herself is one thing. Miss California speaking as a representative of her state is something entirely different. She disenfranchised a whole group of people by her bigoted statements. She should have lost her crown. Trump's hair care products must be pickling his brain.

Just wondering why Perez Hilton has not been questioned about judging the Miss America contest with an obvious preconceived agenda about the gay marriage issue. So, his judgment is totally biased because of his own agenda. Shouldn't he be disqualified?

I find it interesting that Perjean passed "Satan's test" as it pertained to the question posed to her regarding gay marriage. Although I don't believe she could resist the temptation to wear polyester or other blended fabrics in her wardrobe. I suppose she's never had shellfish either.

Trump made the right decision, if he got rid of Ms. California he would also have to ditch Ms. Rhode Island for her nude pictures. Why isn't all this liberal vitriol aimed at Obama, he certainly is in a position to influence more people's opinion than a beauty pageant constestant?

@Jack – I absolutely love your writing style – really reminds me of a slightly more twisted and up-to-date version of J.D. Salinger. And i really hope you take that as a compliment because that's how I meant it but I really do love reading your blogs and the way you look at things so keep 'em coming =]

Just wait- Miss California will be a contestant in a future Celebrity Apprentice. Maybe they can pit her team against Perez Hilton's team. Both of them are insipid, one point-of-view people and it will surely increase the entertainment value.

Trumpmeister Jack!
Yeah, I think we all knew that Donald would say that Miss Cali is Trumptastic. You know why? 'Cause he is a chauvinist of the swine kind. Just ask Rosie.
Donald has a big case of the swine flew. That's when pigs fly.
Past that I say that same sex marriage and legalization of marijuana snould not be an issue. Posing nude in a porn magazine at the age of 17 should. Geez~ What is wrong with this picture? Shake it polaraoid!
In any case, Donald should try a new hair do. Maybe he could use John Edwards stylist? OMG! It would be PRICELESS to get rid of the Donald "do"!
I am off to yoga class to meditate away the image of Mr.Appendix, or apprentice, and other of his lame ass bologna. ha! but it is really, really funny!
Lotusly Yours,
@BettyAnnTX

P.S. And I do thank you and your hair plugs from the bottom of my heart for the laugh belt out! luv ya Jack!

So Miss California gets to keep being Miss California. I'm glad – after all the pictures were for modeling for a catalog of Victoria's Secret, which shouldn't be that big a deal, and she does have the right to her own opinion. If there are certain things she should say and should not say as Miss California at certain events then they need to give her an orientation course on it so she knows....this has been a big fuss over a lot of nothing.

Gosh.... The world is facing a pandemic, the economy is bad, unemployment rate is almost 10% and you think I care who she dates? Or if she has fakes breasts? She has the right to express her opinion over gay marriages and the right to be heard, we have to accept lots of things from gay people, and remain quiet. I think she is beautiful and smart and could become the next Miss Universe, let her be....

I have no words... thanks Jack for expressing my feelings!
Can we all just move on to more important things, like "Who do you think is going to win The Biggest Loser?"

Trump would like to lay some serious TLC on her.

My father died in Vietnam when I was 3 years old. I have no memory of him. I firmly believe that like her grandfather, my father also fought for my freedom of speech, expression and life here in America. As Miss California stated “I exercised my freedom of speech and I was punished for doing so, this should not happen in America, it undermines constitutional rights for which my grandfather fought for!.” I can related, and have experienced the same judgments, ridicule, etc…because I’m gay and my freedom to live as an American is limited by laws (federal, local and state) that deny me the rights that have been freely given to Miss California. Where my Trump to the rescue?

I am so sick of people who "wont compromise their values" when it comes to judging others. What values did she have when she took off her clothes for money and then lied about it? For what? a pageant crown? And Trump said it wouldn't matter if she weren't so beautiful? Those are values?

Good one, Jack! Thanks!

Let's hope this nonsense is over, yes?

What are you saying Jack? That beautiful, luxurious, makes you wanna put your fingers through it, fine specimen of hair that Donald Trump is sporting is really his secret to making decisions?

And all this time I just thought it was the gold-plated hair plugs doing all that talking. Go figure…..

Thanks for blogging!

Will the day come when thinking gay people are inferior is not a valid, respectable opinion to be defended, political position to be taken or mainstream religious conviction to be held? Please?