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oh god why did i drink last night

Gotta protect the investment here ...

Do you need this in a 34DD????

Tina Autry Waxahachie, TX

yea you dont want a lawsuit

"You can keep this for now, Carrie, but don't forget that lap dance you promised me".

I get my sash back? Did you see the pictures?

Donald Trump: "One more comment about gay marriage and this sash will be going a little tighter around your neck !"

Just because the Miss Cailfornia pageant paid for them does not mean you can have access to them...

you know, my last wife was about your age.

Look, I don't have the ring yet, this sash will have to do..did you see how I defended your honor?

On second thought you're not fired - you're hired!

Paola Rodriguez, Miami FL

OMG! Who did you say you were?

It's OK, Mr. Trump - you paid for 'em, you can touch 'em.

trump "i'll take that back"

Next time you model semi-nude, do it in my bedroom!

He is sooooo creeping me out; I just know he was staring at that picture and drooling

Don't tell me-Clairol Nice & Easy? Yep, straight to the brain!

NOW, CARRIE DEAR. YOU'RE SURE THAT'S EVERYTHING? CAUSE IF THERE'S MORE PHOTOS, YOU CAN DROP THEM BY MY OFFICE -SAY, ABOUT 5:00 O'CLOCK.

Miss California retains crown. Donald Trump retains water.

Now Carrie, will you tell me where to get a copy of those pictures?

Stop smiling so hard cuz it was your hair that helped me in my decision it looks just like mine just longer I could not let you go.

The next time you do nude photos you must be wearing the sash – it's in the contract!

"Are those real?"

- No, Carrie, the sash you can keep. The earrings no....

You can wipe that smile of your face girlie, I've know for a long time about your naughty photo snaps, I've got the full collection of them at home !!

And now for your complimentary mammogram.

I should just keep my mouth closed for now.

Obviously they go to the same hair salon.

Valerie
North Vancouver, British Columbia

Watch that hand, Buster! I'm not looking to become the next Mrs. Trump...or am I?

I dont think I could interest you in Scandal Apprentice?

Now let's get this straight it was Satan that made you do it?

After this ceremony let's you and I talk a little about "opposite alimony."

Sorry about that, I just had to check and see if you are a legal US citizen.

"I was only trying to help turn men striaght with those pictures."

Well, MY hair looks more genuine than his !

sorry mr. trump. although i believe that marriage should only be between a man and a woman, i'm not open to the idea of marriage between this woman and yourself.

NC

My second bad decision of the week.

So, Donald, do you think this would be a bad time to tell the world I'm a transsexual?

Your photos were great, and I'm looking for a newer younger wife. If you'll be the next Mrs. Trump, you can keep the crown. Waddaya say ?

Ooops, I did it again! Say it isn't so!

I'll take that!

Oh yeah. Well I think your HAIR is fake!

"Judging by the size of those "newbies", I'd say you get to stay!"

Good we both agree I'll take on Parez and you take on Rosie!

This is the second time in 3 years I've had to get one of your girls out of a tight spot. I better not hear about this from Rosie or her career is SO over.

Since I'm the first person crowned twice I believe that's makes me a celebrity. So Donald I'd like to be on the current celebrity apprentice.

Miss California comes up Trump's look for her on next Celebrity Apprentice.

Trump: "Remember Little girls are sugar and spice and all things nice . . . . and not getting involved in gay marriage and appearing on Hustler photo shop !"

Hold on, I'm getting a message. Ok, the Lord says you can let go of my sash now.

Donald: "Don't get too excited. I'm gonna have to go a second round with Rosie O' Donnell because of this."

Maybe I'll rethink this whole gay marriage ban afterall!

"Mr. Trump.....I'm glad anyone in our country has the option of doing what they want with their hair, but it's against my personal beliefs to condone a hair style like YOURS!"

Another wise investment.

You will just look beautiful on my fire place mantle.

You're going to have to pry it from my cold, dead, lifeless hands...Smile for the paparazzi!

its okay i forgive you gorgeous....

if Ivanna could see me now!

Lets make sure the sash covers up that scarlet letter.

Here, keep it covered with this!

Only in my country do I believe that I rule!

i forgot to put my city and state in the previous comment
Donald: “Don’t get too excited. I’m gonna have to go a second round with Rosie O’ Donnell because of this.”

If anyone does the "firing", it will be ME !
So there .... now get back to work.

i guess i will be seeing you on the next Celebrity Apprentice!!

You're covered!

Thanks, Donald. Do not touch the merchandise unless you intend to purchase.

Donald Trump knows he's picked a cheeky girl after hering her comment about him having more makeup on than her !!

It took the Donald a little longer to adjust that Miss California sash than Melania thought it should.

Miss California–I am very good and taking sashes off and back on !!
Trust me–
Cindy
Riverview, Mi

I don't care what Satan says. Keep your clothes on!!

What's the term the CDC wants us to use again? What was my mnemonic device, let's see.... Butthead....behind....hinnie....THAT'S it! Hinnie! H1N1 flu!

Im sure you miss being miss california ... I hope you understood that much

You know Don, my smile isn't the only thing that's fake.

Here's your title. Posing nude is A-ok with me.

How much is this one going to cost me.

I think our kids will have a normal chin.

I knew I'd get my sash back when you saw those pictures.

Why Mr Trump, I see you use the same hair stylist as me!

Here…I’ll let you keep the sash and your title…just don’t make fun of my hair…

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

I hope he`ll never gets to know that one occasion years ago when I...

"Donald Trump announces his new line of "Trump Life-Sized Beauty Pageant Dolls". Press the button and watch them smile!"

Move the doggone sash, will you? I can't reach the goods!

The only thing worse than bad publicity is no publicity.

Now see, Joan, I told you winning the Celebrity Apprentice would make you feel years, uh, decades younger!

actually, i don't miss california–

Donald Trump knows he has a cheeky girl and truble ahead when Miss California says I Double Dog Dare Ya to give me an old fashioned spanking for my bad behaviour !!

Carrie, now will you consider being my next wife????

Now let's get the post-augmentation photos out to TMZ.

Donald: Excuse me mam, I was wondering if you would be interested in Miss America Apprentice? Oh your not. Well thats okay. I am to filthy rich to deal with a woman with a off center sash.

You know, I'm a big fan of opposite marriage myself. You're hired.

Donald Trump crowns plastic surgery queen Joan Rivers as the new apprentice and the new miss California.

..But if you come on "The Apprentice" you WILL be fired!

Here you go baby girl... You're pictures were lovely... JUST LOVE-LY!

Wow! It really does lift and separate!

Just make sure you at least wear the sash in all photos from now on!

"quit smiling so much, you have lipstick all over your teeth!"

So dear, I would recommend you refer to "opposite marriage" as gay not straight.

Clenching my teeth is better than biting my lip, you think Mr. Trump?

Do I have spinach on my teeth Mr. Trump?

► “How ironic it is that you’re wearing lavender since it’s associated with gay and lesbian pride!” ◄

Now lets make sure that we keep the Miss California USA sash on and the Miss Haters USA sash away...

While proclaiming he has no trouble with topless photos of Miss California Donald Trump helps her cover up just a bit more.

i appreciate all you've done for me old man trump, but get any closer and you'll walk away limping.

You can chuck the smile..we'll be billing you for the legal expenses!

It's a good thing you believe in marriage between a man and a woman. Would you like to be my Apprentice?

Beauty contests cannot be won twice. You're fired.

You can have the sash back if you just tell Gloria Allred to quit calling me.

Oh your hair is going to look so great after I weave it into mine!

With a little more work, you could be my next wife

Carrie,

I too believe in traditional marriage . I've done it three times already – it's easy to remember because I've taken my casino into bankruptcy three times.

"Alright, your teeth look clean. Your sash is straight. We wouldn't want any unflattering pictures taken, now would we?"
Michelle, Benton IL

"They LOVE me, they REALLY love me!!!!!"

You've eraned it for keeping American minds off more important Issues

"You're NOT fired" – OH GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT?!"

Here you go, but I better not hear you pulled a Paris Hilton.

This is the only reason I'm giving you the title, sweetheart, so I can cop a feel on camera, and know you aren't going to complain!

Trump whispers to her " see in my Trump top flour after the party"

I must say, I was very impressed with your resume, the photos were a nice touch.

I guess one could say she was wearing less than the sash at one point...so better to keep her clothed in it or go bare.

Give me that sash back. You're fired! Everyone knows I'm prettier that you!

I'd like you to stir up trouble on the next Celebrity Apprentice, but first, may I have a lock of your hair for some implants?

Tomorrow's Newspaper headline: "TRUMP CLEARS TRAMP! BOOBLESS BOOB KEEPS CROWN CROWNED!"

"Hey Don, I have a joke. What does a blonde owl say? Hoot, hoot, HOOTERS!"

Now you and I are both aware that we WILL be hearing from Rosie on more count than one!

"One more comment like that, and I'll have to give this to Joan Rivers!"

Seen it.

I TELL YA CARRIE – WITH YOUR LOOKS, GRACE, POISE CONVICTIONS, IMPLANTS AND MY HAIR, WE CAN RULE THE WORLD!

The Donald Trump card, to the rescue.

Satan tempts Miss California USA once again

After hitting up the hair salon together and enjoying a refreshing spray tan, Donald restored Miss California's title when he realized what a team they would make against arch nemesis, Rosie O'Donnell.

I know you have a habit of taking it off. Can you please, remember to keep the SASH ON.

paul king riverside, ca

"I think this might cover your assets a little too much"

I haven't seen you in so many clothes in weeks.

"My gosh, Carrie. Your smile is about as fake as your personality."

Miss California tries to remember if there were any rules in the pageant guidelines that prohibited going commando.

But this sash will cover my bossom

"No, Mr. Trump, I don't want to wear my sash diagonally. I like 'em straight."

"Two things to remember: You owe me big time, and our marriage would definitely not be a same-sex marriage."

One defrocked...the other dethroned.

if you don't mess up my hair can i kiss you with my tiny lips..

"Carrie, always remember, any answer that gives my pageant this much attention, is always the right answer."

Yeah the Devil is in my head too, and he is saying room 1025.

Mr. Trump has the rare privilege of ADDING articles of clothing to a woman half his age.

". . . and I have other opinions too, like I think that the wealthiest people in society should pay much higher taxes !!!"

You don't have as much plastic as Joan Rivers, how would you like to be my next apprentice?

Not wanting to commit another faux paux, Miss California USA keeps repeating to herself, "Don't stare at his hair, don't stare at his hair, don't stare at his hair......"

very very nice
How much?

Mr Trump this just goes to show that you like me, you really, really like me.

I like people who say what they believe in and I cannot resist getting my hand on a red hot property so there's no way you're going to be fired!

Its going to take a lot more than a sash, before I consider marriage.

i've never been this close to them without paying for them. oops guess i did pay for them..

Oh shoot!! I forgot to cover my nose when the air hostess sneezed across the aisle inside the airplane. They don't know that those droplets can travel through the entire airplane since it's a closed chamber.

"I knew you didn't like gay society either Mr. Trump, is that why you pick on Rosie O'Donnell !!"

Donald Trump decides to give the sash back after seeing the movie "Carrie" last night for the first time.

I wonder which one of us is getting more of those "bad hair" days ?

I see my investments have grown.

Those are about as real as my hair.

My wife thinks I should have just sent this by overnight mail.

Washington, DC

one more "adjustment", and I'll be the one firing you!

Suddenly I feel pretty. Oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and WISE

Carrie, I'm impressed with your beauty and your business smarts. You've created your brand and given the pagaent more publicity than we've had in years. Now keep your clothes on for the rest of the year and if there are any more pictures or videos please bring autographed copies by my office around 7:00 tonight-

My sash would say Miss America, but the judge was upset that pageant rules forbade me to get a sex-change operation.

Wipe that smug smile off your face young girl, I didn't do this for you, I just did it to piss Rosie O'Donnell off !!"

I love your highlights, can I have your stylists' number?

Now only if Joan Rivers was as hot as you I'd be set.

She`s trying to charm me with that smile...are those teeth real, I wonder ?

"Thanks Donald, but I think I can straighten it myself."

Watch that right hand, big boy.

"Don't worry Carrie, I don't believe in same-sex marriage either...those drag queens Joan Rivers brought into the Apprentice gave me the creeps! Your rehired."

You're Miss California, and I'm the Santa Ana wind that blows your top open.

"Wow, he really does use more hairspray than me!"

now make sure your secretly recorded tapes don't come out any sooner..!

My wife is watching so I must keep my hands in check here...

Do I win a Beat 360 Chalenge T-shirt too?

Take that Satan...And I didn't even have to suck up or cry as much as Tara Conner told me to...

"Do I get to keep the implants now, Mr. Trump?"

The sash is on me, but you owe me for those two...

Wait...what was that whole Celebrity Apprentice thing about...where's Joan?

from OC, California

Donald Trump: This sash is mine!!!!!!!
Miss California: but you're from New York Mr. Trump...

For the first time in a long time Miss California is actually putting layers on

Liv Waldorf, Vancouver B.C.

One minute I look like Joe Biden, the next I look like this. Only in California!

You've got the bod, I've got the brains, now lets make lots of money...

Yvona?

Yeah sure Donald!

LOL ahahhahahahhahah.

"Keep smilin' and pray nobody asks you what the Bible says about nudie pics."

"Mr. Trump. Thank God, for breast augmentation, a wise boss and gays!"

"What do you mean there are more pictures?"

"I believe in traditional combovers and feel strongly that they should remain between a man and his woman."

Trump: "Having trouble filling out that sash? Looks like it's time for another upgrade, let me get my credit card."

It's OK, It's OK; that's my hair, not a rabid badger.

"Don't worry Mr. Trump...I have no trouble with adultery."

I love my job, I Love My Job, I LOVE MY JOB!

Baby – I'd look good too if I have your hair.

"Is that makeup? Is it your shade or mine?"

I was never good at Bridge but one final hand of "to know Trump" and I am the WINNER!!! Now what was that I said?

Seeing is beliving...check out the comb over.

Donald puts the sash on his next wife

It's ok baby, I'll protect you from those big, bad same sex unions.

"Go like this Donald."
"Is that spinach between your teeth OR have you been eating crow (again)?

This banner needs to be stretched as far as Joan Rivers face has been!

Donald hopes to get to see the real thing, instead of just pictures

This is the gayest day of my life!

I am sorry that politically incorrect. What I meant was... This is the happiest day of my life!

Welcome to the Club. I've been on "The Dirty" a few times myself. Nik Ritchie has those Dirty Army Soldiers everywhere...they're bigger than US Steel.

You can keep the crown - the price –you have donate your locks of love to the Don to enhance my comb-over

"A little faster Mr. Trump...my fifteen minutes is almost up."

So just remember, once I divorce the current Mrs. Trump, you are a hired for the job. How do you feel about prenups?

Trump: "I hate my job, I hate my job, I hate my job."

I have fake hair, you have a fake smile. We're a pretty good match, sweetheart. How about a fake date? I'll pretend to enjoy your company, and you pretend to enjoy having sex with me.

Trump gives advice: "Girl your beauty will get you far, but if you know whats good for you you'll keep your campaign trail well away from San Francisco !"

Trump: "Pretend that Don Jr. is not back there. And please stop smiling at him. It only encourages him."

OMG, his hair is smoother, shinier and blonder than mine! I just must get his stylist's number.

Miss California: "Why does the sign behind us say "J. Rivers?"

Trump to Carrie: Hey, there's no such thing as bad publicity. So I'll see you next season for my Celebrity Apprentice?

"...adjust here and adjuster there, and fits perfect..."

Actually Miss CA, you look so mush better dressed than nude and don't call me gay.

Are you a drag queen?

Here's your sash back. Perhaps you and Perez will face off on Celebrity Apprentice next season.

Okay Miss California, please keep this sash on. I know how much you like to take it off.....

We need to cover as much as possible, make sure you cover as much as possible... we don't want anything to remind them of the half nude photos

Love and same-sex marriage,
Go together like a mouse and carriage
You can have one
Without the other

Trump: "Little girls are sugar and spice and all things nice and not getting involved in transexual porn !!"

As Donald Trump reapplies the sash, Ms. California USA smiles sheepishly thinking, "It doesn't matter if you lie and misrepresent yourself, as long as your hot, you can get away with anything."

"Thank-You for all your help Mr. Hefner."

Come on Carrie let me help you put on your sash. you're a real hot property and I'm not a mean old Daddy I like you.

This Is Huge !

Okay Carrie, just remember there is only one place where this sash comes off.

Through clentched teeth........ Well I'll be darned, that really is his real hair!

You are so Not Fired!

Are those implants or are you just happy to see me?

"That's very thoughtful of you Mr. Trump, I would love an autographed copy of 'The Art of The Deal'"

You're over dressed for this occasion but I'll be happy to help you put your sash back on.

Megan, Ardmore, PA

Don't worry, I loved the pictures!!!

You're not fired!

I'm sorry Mr. Trump, just because you paid for my rack doesn't mean you can put your name on them.

Touch me there again. Donald and you'll be the one getting crowned!

you are more airbrushed than I am...

The Donald considers growing his hair out to match that of the reinstated Miss California as he stares at her gorgeous locks...he briefly pauses for effect as he wonders aloud how this could reinvigorate the Trump brand and The Apprentice

Nah...I already had two blondes as wives, I'm into brunettes for now.

Trump:You couldn't be more artificial or superficial,gee,people like you really tick me off........

Carrie, just make sure the sash is visible in the next photo shoot....

That wasn't God talking to you, it was me.

Trump:(thinking to himself) Hmmm...she is blonde and young,let me size her up........

Donald: "Alright you little naughty girl, for posing in those Awesome... Oops! I mean those Risque and Indecent photos- I'm gonna give you a Lashing...oops! I mean... a SASHING!"

You look pretty innocent to me...of course you should be wearing this sash!

Well Carrie I think we've gone as far as we can with this publicity stunt. Thank you . How about dinner tonight?

The Donald refrocks Miss California.

Don't worry about that silly crown. I have plans for you my dear.

Remember the deal Carrie, meet you in my hotel room in 10 min.

You'd be fired if I hadn't seen those photos.

Now sashe` your "sashs" on out of here.....

Let's make sure the air conditioner doesn't blow this sash right off of you.

Yes, My Dear, you can keep the crown and the sash, but we have bad news about the other two consolation sizes, errr prizes.

Whatever you want. I guess that's the way it will be.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

This sash is just to cover your body... the special Miss California gag sash will be here later.

Now how about some photographs of you wearing this......wearing only this.

It's reversable. Perves Hilton's name is on the back...

Donald is thinking, "If I accidentally touch this broad's boob she is going to own the Miss USA organization."

If you keep your clothes on this time, you'll also get keep the Miss California sash on. But lose one, lose the other as well!

"Yes, Mr. Trump, I'd love to 'come back to the Tower' with you."

I can do whatever the hell I want. I own the pagent.

Don't they know? Only The Donald can say "You're Fired!" and you are too pretty to fire!

"I'll be honest with you Carrie, I promised the Miss California crown to Perez Hilton, I thought it was Paris Hilton for gosh sakes. You can keep it for now but you'll have to wrestle Perez in a cage next Sunday Night at Madison Square Gardens, the finest square gardens in the world."

Side bars; 1) This picture is like a slow fastball over the middle of the plate. Too easy.
2) Any answer ""-ing The Donald has to be at least as long as this answer and contain either best or finest in the answer.

Donald's final decision, the Exorcism has been successful, Carrie has been confirmed .

"Mr. Trump..... when do I get my Star Trek tickets?"

Hey up here!, is the spinach off my teeth?

Wow!!! yeah you so right these coconuts are real! Sarasota,FL

Hey Donald, your cute! Do you have a sister?

Mr. Trump, is this the push up sash you promised ??

That Hilton may not want you, Carrie, but there's always room at the Trump...

You are hired! Now, are you ready yo go 1 on 1 with Joan Rivers?

Eat your heart out, Katie Rees!!!

"Thank you satan...oops! i'am Donald..!"

DON WAKE UP.....I know it's been a while since you touched a woman OVER 20......But come on....you seriously need to stay awake for this.

Florida

Donald Trump: " I can't get the song californication out of my head"!!

Thank you Donald. I also believe that the charges were trumped up!

Now Donald dont be angry it was a slip of the tongue

Remember, this is a sash, not a blouse.

Just a question for you: Why wasn't it mentioned that Rear Admiral Michelle Howard A Black Female, was on the ship that the order was given to take out the Pirates?

You look great in your underwear, by the way.

Donald Trump, arbiter of all that is right, good and true encourages Miss California USA to continue to deny 10% of us the right to be married.

" Now listen up, Carrie. Stick to your story and this sash better not turn into "Miss Californication!"

Donald: I get it, Satan has spoken to me a few times, too.

With this sash Grasshopper, go out and promote fear and misunderstanding. And keep your clothes on.

" I love... traveling, kittens, walks on the beach, romantic candlelight dinners, and huge condo towers."

What part of "'They're' mine now, doesn't he understand?"

Donald, do I have any gay slanders in my teeth?

Here you can keep the sash, I have far worse photos of me on the internet.

I think the sash should have been ordered in a larger size!

Sherey
Vancouver, BC

Trump: Of course I support you. These dust ups are to be expected when you choose augmentation instead of additional college scholarships.
Susan Cummings, Baytown, TX

I understand how the wind knocked off your clothes, get a load of the donalds hair.

I wonder what part of " 'They're mine now," Donald doesn't understand.

(Cave Spring, Georgia USA)

"My new show is 'Celebrity Boxing.' I want to pit you against Rosie O' Donnell, and I want you to bring her down."

my breast are as real as your hair

I am sorry, but you look like one of my former wives. Your name wouldn't be Marla by any chance?

You're Fired... I mean HIRED... oh what the heck. Do I have to still do this damn show?

i want world peace, rhinoplasty, and not to mention, save the gay whales.

Trump: "Little girls are sugar and spice and all things nice, The Trump has rolled the dice so you better think twice !"

I'd get even closer if I still wasn't worried about the Swine

Your smile is as fake as your breasts.

My dear, beauty is temporary. Dumb is forever.

"Miss California wipe that smug smile off your face, I didn't do this for you, I did it to annoy off Rosie O'Donnell !"

You can keep it, but you have to spend a month with Joan Rivers.

I love a man in orange.

"Oh Donald my views and opinions don't just end there, I also think that the wealthiest people should taxed much higher !"

Trump: Cover up dear. We don't want satan to cause another scandal.

Donald Trump epitomizes the sanctity of his 3rd marriage by groping Miss California.

you know what? I have one of these too.. but mine says miss ogynist

Carrie: "You see, Donald? Smiling isn't that hard."
Donald: "Smiling? What in God's name is that?"

"Oh my dear this wasn't for you, I did it to annoy Rosie O'Donnell !"

(Donald Trump): "You're HIRED!"

Donald Trump proves that it's all about hand placement.

Wow, the Beach Boys must have been singing about you, you living doll!

Donald Trump invites Miss California to come out of the hypocritical closet.

Don't make me say it. " Your fired"

(Donald Trump, to himself): Nah, she's too pretty and feminine to jab me in the gut...

"You like me. You really, really like me."

"Here you go Carrie. Now please, no more pictures, the Miss America pagent is about your personal qualities, not how good of a body you have"

"Oh Donald I have other views too, like I think the wealthiest should be taxed at a much higher rate!"

Shhhhhh!!!

Donald Trump discusses the separation of pageant and preaching with Miss California.

"Is it just me or do we have something in common? Waitwaitwait! OMG! Do you see Carlos at the Platinum? Isn't he fabbb! Let me tell you, these roots don't dye themselves! He has got a GIFT that one! But he's been acting way awkward lately...he probably has a giant crush on me! Ha! I'm so used to it though; that's just the way I was raised!"

carrie: umm my eyes are up here
trump: so is your mouth

Donald Trump re-sashes Miss California whille being careful to avoid another picture faux pas.

The imposter seemed NICER than the REAL thing ... but wasn't????

how bout we sash-shay on over to Trump Towers

Ms. California may keep her crown but Donald Trump knows in his heart the title should be long to the REAL Ms. USA, Erica Hill!

"ya know doll, if you didn't get your crown back, i had a great private job lined up for you if your interested."

Milk is playing at the Bijou. Want to come with??

just go out there and show your teeth..
imnot gonna fire ya.

You say one word and I'll say " You're Fired," quicker than my toupee would fall off in a hurricane.

Something tells me you'll never get booked on Ellen

"Maybe it's just me, Carrie, but it seems like every time I enter the spotlight, I am either sashing or bashing somebody"

I let you borrow for another week.... Promise me you will not wear it for your Playboy pictures...

Your ten seconds are up, Mr. Trump.

Ms. California would you like dinner with me tonight?

Tucson Arizona

Oh my! His hair is even worse up close.

Here you go, keep it, you deserve it!! Great job in keeping us in the headlines and the free publicity going!! That pays off the brest enlargements too!

Now that I got my sash back, I need to ask him what that hair color is...I love it!

And Regis thinks he's the luckiest guy on TV.....HAH!

Are those your teeth or dentures?