Welcome to the club, Arlen. We pants the newbies.

Obama thinking -"Joe, you better be careful with those Republicans they have been known to flip flop."

Hey......I'm just say'n ....you tell them your a democrat now .....and I might be able to make that Paris Hilton video disappear.....

Patrick, Guam

I am Specter.... and today my friend you are spectator!

I may be new to the party but I know politics like the back of my hand.

My biggest accomplishment in the first 100 days has been teaching Joe to use his hands and not his mouth to communicate.

Joe -"Are you sure you want to do this?"
Senator – " Yes"
Obama " See I told you I could talk anyone into anything !"

I switch,you switch,we all switch,in the name of re-election..

Are we ready for doubles at the U.S. open Tennis?

Dude,in the wake of an pandemic,who left this on the microphone?????

where did you find this guy.

Rock! Sissors! Paper!

President Obama: "Now I have two of them to worry about..."

biden: hate to say I told ya so but I .......
Specter: dude shut up the press is here
Oroville,CA

Welcome to the party, now let the hazing begin!

Senator Spector shows VP Biden how many new hairs he’s added to President Obama’s "First 100 Grays."

Biden tells Specter, " I'm not your boss, it's the guy behind you."

Brea Ca. 92821

"Joe, please tell the teleprompter to remove the line about 'rats leaving a sinking ship'"

Look, I'm not as much into the initiation hazing as much as Barack is...but you should still watch your back...

James
Mt. Pleasant, MI

President Obama, beaming broadly, appears not to overhear Joe Biden mistakenly call his new colleague Phil Spector.

So help me,I'll backhand you,if you do that rabbit-ear behind the head thing during this photo op.......

No! I am NOT out on parole....That's Phil Spector.

Robin
San Antonio TX

As a proud Obama looks on, Joe Biden congratulates Arlen Specter of a well played game of rock, paper, scissors.

The Cheshire Obama.

Specter: "I'm still not convinced..."
Biden: "Common. You're one of us now... "
(Obama thinking: "It's just a matter of time")

With President Obama watching over the discussion, Senator Spector confirms to Vice President Biden that he will now be voting with his Left hand.

V.P BIDEN TO SEN. SPECTOR: I TOLD YOU, YOU WOULD FLIP ONE DAY. NOW HOW ABOUT THAT DRINK YOU OWE ME!

"I need to just keep smiling and this will be over very soon"

Looking on in joyous approval, President Obama, now with 60 Democratic Senate seats, is confident he can move forward with Health Care Reform, Education Reform, Green Energy Initiatives, and continue the Anderson Cooper Hair Care Fund!

welcome senator spector the ghost of democrats past! (since spector was a democrat before)

Do you mind Joe? Let me put my foot in my mouth this time!

"Don'tcallhimPhil don'tcallhimphil don'tcallhimphil....."

Specter says to Biden...ok so Wednesday is blue tie day...tomorrow is red...you will have to remind me so i match all the other democrats ties....

SPECTER HAUNTS REPUBLICAN PARTY IN PRE-CINCO DE MAYO CELEBRATION!

Give me one more minute...I was just about to say how I would make a better vice president in 12.

Joe Biden shows Arlen Spector how to do the hand slap, a version of the fist bump especially for Senators

The President smiles after realizing he's no longer the only Democrat who would like to back-hand Joe Biden.

No, Joe, the President isn't wearing a smiley mask - he really DOES like me.

"Now when you get a chance invite Lieberman to the party ."

Joe Biden and Obama party with Arlen!

Lee Merrin
Las Vegas, Nevada

What do you mean April Fools is only on the 1st?????

- After 43 years with the GOP, I think you now understand every single detail on them that will help us protect our counter-strategy.
- You can try them too, you won't understand a thing....that why I decided to come back!

"Joe this is very important to me, just please stop giggling"

Arlen: Joe seriously if you try to say anything nice I know it will come out wrong so I will give you the back of my hand if you do.

Joe: Oh Arlen, you are going to be tested by both paries now.

President Obama: These guys are a riot, but hey they only make me look good by comparison, so all is good.

Sweet dude! Glad to see ya come to the other side!

Biden: "Hey Arlen, Welcome to the party! Long time no see!"

What do I say Joe? I’m used to just saying “no” to everything.

I just couldn't get along with the Republicans.

- President Obama(thinking...): I hope the Vice-President remembers that we have to first listen the Senator.

Now that we Democrats have a majority in the Senate, you will see a 'Tsunami of Change' cut through the Congress like a karate chop. Hi-YAH!

- President Obama(thinking…): I hope the Vice-President sticks to the rule that we must first listen to the Senator.

Arlen Spector: "Just what I expected from you Joe another backhanded compliment !"

Why did I switch you ask?……..Because Rush Limbaugh kept stealing my dessert.

Joining the blue team Arlen, way to go! Do you know any other team members that want to hang up their red jerseys?

Hey Joe, wanna thumb wrestle? Sure Arlen. First let me check with the boss for some pointers. He has a gold metal in this sport.

Arlen: "I thought Pitt was going to win the NCAA title."
Joe: "Mr. President knows his basketball."

"Joe, I'd like to break the ice by doing the Hokey Pokey first. Do you remember what comes after 'You put your left hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your left hand in and you flip flop all about?'"

President Obama and VP Biden smile sheepishly when Mr. Spector announces he changed parties because he felt there was no backhanded politics going on with the Democrats !

after becoming the newest Democrat Joe Biden and Arlen specter unveil the secret handshake.

Yes, my name is Joe, but I am NOT a plumber. Don't go there.

Specter gives VP Biden a backhand smack after his comment about hard to teach an old dog new tricks !

Larry, Curly, and Moe trying to figure out how they will come up with $3.4T!

Obama thinking: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

"We made him an offer he couldn't refuse."

Obama thinking: Good work Biden, you're luring him in! Mwahaha!

"I am not a Republican, I am a Democrat" said both the President and Senator Specter, for Obi Wan Obama's Jedi mindtricks were making allies faster than policy and inclusiveness ever kid.

Look Joe. Just because I am now a Democrat I am not changing my name from Arlen to Arnie.

Spector: I know they say politics is like a dance where everything has to move smoothly, but I just really don't want to dance with you...

For the last time Joe, no matter how many times you say “New guy walks Bo”–I’m not doing it.

.... then after you reach the Capital Building Mr. Specter, you turn right - err I mean LEFT – you turn left.... see its easy.....

Joe, I know you did, you don't have to tell me that you told me so.

Obama- "Aw, look at them trying to play nice."

"Looking great – new suit, new tie, new party. Ok, so a Palin-isque question – how much did you spend on your suit Senator ?"
"All of 5 grand Joe, created by the presidents designer himself."

Seriously! Joe, I'm telling you...SOMEONE ate the canary !!!!

Robin
San Antonio TX

Senator Arlen Specter: " I have come to the rescue with many inspector gadgets to help get this country back on track."

"Hey Arlen...did Obama tell you about the Hazing? Let's just put it this way, Hillary Clinton, an Amtrak Train, and $20."

How about that Joe? Waterboarding does get good results after all.

Seriously, Arlen, is this a change we can believe in?

So, now that I'm a Democrat, should I only vote using my Left hand?

I can count on one hand the number of times I agreed with my party- you all sure you want to take those odds?

Mr President, I think Arlen has our secret hand shake down pat, should we include him our sleep overs?

Please, just let me talk a little bit into that microphone. I've got just a few things to say.

Joe Biden's thoughts, "The man to do the talking is right over there."

Joe can you stop talking already! I am trying to tell the American people how to play the new game Flip Flop that I purchased at the party shop.

"May I convey your thoughts?"

"Is His, you may ask Him"

We like the blue neckties and the red ones you drop off at Goodwill you can claim on your taxes !

I'm starting a new party – the Opportunist Party.

“May I convey your thoughts?”

“Is His, you may ask Him

President Obama doing some calculating "Let me see, this makes 53 votes, hmn... Thirteen more coat tailers to find" .

Obama looks on happily as Biden and Specter start singing... " May old aquaintence be forgot ....."

Louise Szczepanik
Enderby BC
Canada

Specter not so sure about Biden's backhanded compliment . . . . "I guess you decided that if you couldn't beat them to join them"

Hey Joe. I am not just changing parties, I am also agreeing to run the fundraising for the troubled auto makers. Anyone want to buy a candy bar?

I trust you Joe, to do what I don't have time to right now. And that is frown at someone else.

Alright, Joe, I joined your party, got up in front of the whole United States and announced that I was joining your party, and tomorrow I'm going to call Limbaugh a doo doo head on NPR. Can I PLEASE have my milk money back now?

Biden to Arlen, "Arlen, WELCOME!, I can't believe your rely doing it pal".

Arlen's reply, " Joe, I'm not kidding! Besides, it a common practice for party members to jump after the election. Plus, I need the help for votes this will bring me at home. But, you'll have my vote."

The President just smugly smiles while thinking "yeah".

Are you sure your not undercover for Republicans!
No way man now would you let me talk.

1,2,3,4 I declare a "thumb war".

"Sooo Im an Obamacrat?"

"Now Arlen, if you roll with us, nobody will get hurt..."

Tanya
Colorado

Joe, only 5% of the Republicans are Incorrigible"

President O'Bama thinking to himself, wait till these guys see what I post on The Beat 360 web site, grown men measuring the size of there hands.

I'm going to switch right now Joe... just don't start talking again!

"Biden I only have the flu, calm down." After hearing Joe Biden's comments about H1N1.

"Biden, I'll be careful not to catch H1N1, does that make you feel better?"

Hey I washed my hands too. Dont want to get that swine flu thats going around.

"Mr Biden, please make sure you've washed your hands before we shake hands"

Laura F.
colorado

"Well, Senator, today's the day you get that cherished honor, one of the most coveted recognitions of service to the American People, the key to the Democratic Washroom'

"Can I get a congressman with that?"

okay, so here's the deal. You aren't an official member yet. My buddy Barack will oversee your entrance trial. What you have to do is go down the hall way, get pantsed, then pick up the statue of liberty statuette with your knees and walk down in the middle of the press conference. Go up to Ed Henry, and yell, "olly olly oxenfree!" Got it?

Soon to be relased, THE BOYS IN THE BATH. wardrobe by Ross the Intern, Lryics by Larry Craig

Hey, I washed my hands clean too! Mr. President definitely recommends this safety measure, honest.

Yes Arlen, The President believes your motive for switching...And trust me he is not laughing at you... He is laughing with you.

Listen Joe, I know your staying off public transit now, but I just can't take any chances with this swine flu thing.

This way, Arlen....."Cece oh playmate"

'As vice president, Arlen, let me give you some critcal advice. If you want to keep big smile on our president's face, don't talk too much like I DO.'

hey Joe, did you check for swine flu before coming to dais... watch out Arlen, you are not in mute...