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"Could I borrow your rabbit ears for better reception?"

George, I know you're in there!

Be sure to diversify.Don't put all your Easter Eggs in one basket.

I'm not falling for that "put you in the briar patch" thing. I'm making you the new CEO of General Motors

(President Obama whispering in the bunny ear ) "Hey, George W. Bush...I have to tell you, that's a really good disguise!"

Dang and they said I had big ears.

Your secret's safe with me, flea-flicker.

Andy of Sierra Vista, Arizona

Psst ...Peter you know that those rabbit ears are obsolete since HDTV arrived don't you?

Psst ... Joe can you hear me now?

Listen here Bunny. Stay out of that garden our I'll be carrying your foot on a key chain.

You could probably replace those babies with a good cable system!

You know Mr. Bunny, I am pleased to see someone with bigger ears than me.

"I thought I made myself very clear when I said that I did not want black jelly beans in my Easter basket."

Michelle wanted me to ask you where you got that eyeshadow.

"Your bailout check is in the mail."

'Michele almost got me fooled that, yours is fluffier. But, I think, I'll stick to my Obama Lobes.'

Is this suit too tight for you..? If you like this job better than being the Press Secretary I can make it a permanent one for you.. Would you like that?

"Psst...Michelle and I already told the girls they could have one pet this year so I'm sorry Mr. Easter Bunny but after today, you'll have to go."

"I'm telling you now – don't put all your eggs in one basket."

Bertha Cooper
Sequim, WA 98382

Get hopping Mr. Rabbit.

' Are those really filled with Nicorette? Cause, quitting, has really taken a toll on on my appetite, and, I surely can take a piece.'

Get the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus together. We're shooting some car commercials to increase sales and we need all the help we can get!

"With a foot THAT big, I could have enough luck for the rest of my term"

Psst...we're suppose to call them "economic recovery" eggs..

"Was it me, or Hillary, and don't lie to me either, cause I'm in charge here."

Pssst. Tell Anderson Cooper's staff to pick Lillian's "I WON THE BEAT 360 CHALLENGE" entry. She really wants that T-shirt.

"Could you tell me how you guys cope with the ears, cuz I've never been able to get over it."

The good news is that Michelle has planted a huge row of carrots on the South Lawn. The bad news is they won't be ready for harvest until August!

Psst...I think you dropped some "raisins" under your chair..

"W, this is ridiculous...I would have invited you. And no, I will not say, 'Mission Egg-complished.'"

I don't care what anybody says, I don't think you have big ears.

Obama indulges in a bit of hare of the (new) dog...

Obama asks for advice on dealing with all of the grey hares he's getting.

Look, you can hop all over the great lawn but, I'm telling you, if you go near the first lady's garden, it won't be pretty.

"Don't tell anybody, but the puppy will be here soon"

Where did the North Koreans hide the missiles? Come on, you know. Tell me now.

"Listen, we'll pay for the eggs so you get even MORE bunnies..."

The President tells Michelle to cut back on the fur outfits!

Obama tries to console Kenny Perry but offering Michelle's red sleeveless jacket is no consolation for the green one he missed by a 'hare'!

Remember to stay out of my wifes "Vegetable Garden."

President Obama whispers to Senator Chris Dodd, "This is for the AIG bonuses, and then trying to blame it on us."

Look, you can hop all over the south lawn but, I’m telling you, if you go near the first lady’s garden, it won’t be pretty.

Just between you and me, Dick Cheney actually LOVES me!

If I step in any giant brown pellets, I'll know who to blame.

After an arduous electoral process, Bo will come next Tuesday, but until there you can be the first bunny of the family.

I told you you'd be safe in there, Mr. Geitner. No one will know where to find you!

Casey
Minneapolis

Pssst... You're not wearing any pants.

Psst...if my girls get the golden egg, there might be a presidential medal in it for a lucky bunny.

Easter bunny you goofed. I knew I should have asked Santa for the puppy. He would have remembered to bring it on time. Now what do I tell the girls?

place the basket of chocolate peanut butter eggs on the back stoop of the oval office back door... michelle can't find them there

Hey Joe, This is what you get for sitting at my desk while I was in Europe. Now, be sure and hop around alot.

I swear–Cheney's gone and he took his shotgun. But, you'll want to watch out for Bo–our new dog.

Is it the rabbit ear or the foot I rub for luck?

Hey Mr. Rabbit you are gone after this Easter Egg Roll. I don't want you sticking around like the raccoons and opossum.

I know it was you who ate all the lettuce from Michelle's organic garden.

"Don't feel bad Joe, they used to make Cheney do this every year too."

Brad, Scottsdale, AZ

This is your best dress yet, Michelle !

Easter Bunny, don't worry!

Like I said it is very easy to be in Beat360. Just do something unusual, such as whisper in the ear of an Easter Bunny.

He could have invited my Brazilian president LULA...

"Look, Dick Cheney. Don't you know that wearing a disguise so you can sneak into the White House is illegal? Not that that's ever stopped you before."

I was promised pork, but I guess we could fill these eggs with tax-payer's money instead.

You remembered to fill the eggs with those stimulus checks, right?

Since you're so good with keeping all your eggs in one basket, we have some job openings over at Treasury...

"Now that's quite enough, Cheney. The jig is up!"

OK!.Heres the deal!.........The dog comes tomorrow..........start learning the course now........Races begin Wed night!..........Big money to be earn't!.OK!

I know it's you undercover Dick Chaney... your glasses is a giveaway!

"You just stay away from Michelle's vegetable garden, I have the Secret Service watching you!"

Have you notice that there is an animal theme going on, on Beat 360?

Uh, listen, I can make you CEO of GM if you give me all the eggs in your basket. If you play your cards right, I'll make you Vice-president.

You can relax this year Mr. Rabbit, Dick Cheney and his rifle are gone.

Where is the chcolate bunny?

"You've got bigger ears than I do. I like that."

So, these three bunnies go into a bar . . .

stay out of the garden those are Michelles veggies

Vincent R.
NYC,NY

OOOps! There's a flea!

Easter Bunny, the truth is that you are notable for their ability to reproduce, but in times of crisis, please don't disclose about this.

So did you get picked on a lot for your ears too? Yeah the media can be cruel sometimes.

Joe – you didn't need to put on a costume to be where the action is – REALLY!

Lucy A. Puniwai
Keller,Texas
"Your North Texas Realtor"

Pssst. Wanna dog? I only told the girls I would get them one. I didn't say how long they could keep it.

Sorry, but we already have a dog named Bo now.

President Obama whispering: You're a metaphor for the bailouts working because you're both imaginary!

Easter Bunny, I did my part and I'm here.
And you set the TiVo so I don't lose the programming of sports?

President Obama says: You would think that my $700 billion stimulus initiative would be enogh to afford working microphones so I need the great reception of your rabbit ears to finish.....

Earl S. Worthington

Chicago Illinois

"I don't want to alarm you, but you're gonna need a converter box for these things by June 12th."

"I don't care what costume you wear, you are not getting back in that White House Mr. Bush."

Hey Hillary, where's the costume

Psssst.. E. Bunny, due to the economic downturn, I'm going to request you take over the duties of the Tooth Fairy. Her financial bail out is not stimulating the economy sitting in piggy banks around the world.
Port Hardy, BC Canada

Lego my Eggo !

Sorry Mr. Bunny you will have to leave this year. I promised the American people I would get rid of earmarks.

Mr. Hefner,
When i asked for an Easter Bunny ,I did not expect you.

"Testing, testing, 1,2,3.........can you hear me now Joe?"

I'm sorry, but I'm going to tax you on every Easter egg you give away.

OK Joe...here's the plan...finish up this gig and then change and we will go shoot some hoops in the Easter day pick-up games at the Y

Let me be clear. When I banned hip-hop from the White House, I certainly DID NOT mean you, Mr. Bunny.

"Hey are you on Twitter?"

Dani
Fairfax, VA

"Psst, I have been working really hard at my new job as president this year Mr. Easter bunny!"

Instead of hiding eggs, could you hide pirates?

"Psst......Have you seen my blackberry lately?"

Watch out, Mr Bunny, the gun law is still waiting to be passed.

I know you can hear me isn't there a mic in there?

Friends, Romans, Countrymen, er..Easter Bunnies, Lend Me Your Ears!

"I know giving away nest eggs is a heck of a lot more fun than watching them disappear...but really, Geithner!""

Minnetonka MN 55305

President Obama : "After this want to swap clothes"

Easter Bunny: "Um oh no no i'd be hounded all day"

"You'd better disappear before Bo comes - I can't guarantee anything."

Minnetonka MN 55305

Leader Pelosi, think you should re-think your Easter plan to visit the Cheney hunt camp this afternoon. I know he's waiting but.\ he's got a trigger finger.

"The last I heard, rabbits don't get a charity tax write-off..good try, though."

Minnetonka MN 55305

It's OK, Mr. Bunny, you can show your face. Cheney and his gun aren't around here any more.

Obama: Give me some eggs inside jelly beans for Sasha and Malia, I will hide eggs around the white house, my girls will find eggs somewhere, Please don't tell my girls.

Hey Easter Bunny, it's pretty cool being President. I get to attend Passover seders, Easter egg hunts and lots of other holidays. Do you want to join me to celebrate Ramadan in August?

I thought you might be interested to know ; That we are having Turtle Soup for Easter Brunch !

I knew it! A little wet behind the ears, just like Limbaugh!

Obama secretly whispers in the ears of Mr. Easter Bunny how he needs a secret agent to guard the new garden against the upcoming racoon and possum invasion.

You're probably the only person that has bigger ears than me!

Hey... you doing the tax tea parties too?

So is Santa real or not?

Justin, Tampa, FL

Looks like Former President George W. Bush got a new job!

Sit, Bo

" psst hey bunny rally up Alice, the Mad Hatter and the rest of the gang, tonight we're gonna celebrate GM's possible bankruptcy-ha ha ha "

Don't feel bad, people make fun of my ears too.

You sure dont look like a portugese water dog!

President Obama askes Chamillion Hare to liven up the party by performing some hippity hop.

Pictured above, President Obama speaks with a translater on behalf of Israel and Palestine. The President successfully negotiated peace accords with Israel and Palestine today, while leaders of the two nations were caught up in an argument over who won the Egg Roll. No Eggs were harmed, though little Susie Jones was seen crying after her spoon was stolen from her – the perpetrator hasn't been identified.

"Psst...this is TOP SECRET, so don't tell anybody...we got a portuguese water dog for Sasha and Malia, and his name is Bo!"

I'm still looking to fill a few positions in the administration. Do you have any issues with your tax returns?

David L., San Francisco, CA

" Don't worry...we only shoot pirates. "

Take off the glasses. Everyone knows that, you don't need them when you eat your carrots.

Hey W... I went down the rabbit hole like you said but I sure didn't land in wonderland.

Gee Tim, I told you your job was secure.

"What do you say we make a trade? You tell me where you hid the chocolate, and I'll tell you where the carrots are planted in the new garden."

" Let Michelle know who your couterier is....I love your look"

"I can't pay you due to budget constraints but help yourself to whatever in the new vegetable garden."

Yes, we do have a dress code in this house, du!

"Excuse me while I take a bite out of this marshmallow rabbit."

Gee, your hare smells terrific!

Can I borrow that suit?

So Mr. Bunny, are your kids called "Peeps"?

"I know JOE..this was NOT in the Job description, but just go with it ... the kids are watchin!"

Don't ever let Michelle catch you in her new vegetable garden....because I don't like rabbit stew.

Okay bunny, where's my basket?

After Joe Biden slip ups it seems like President Obama has found a new Vice President

C`mon tell me, was it you who chewed the cables?

"This is the best cover security has come up with yet. "

Michelle, I know I call you my little snow bunny, but you may have taken it a little too far this time.

"You better stay away from the carrots growing in my wife's garden or else"!!

tell me where the golden egg is Bro Rabbit?

" Sarkosy had a duck "

You won`t fool me, Mr. Secret Service !

Now that you quit your jog at Duracell, do you think you can give a litlle power here?

Hey Biden is this you under this rabbit costume. Well if its you remember to keep the dog in your office until tomorrow. If you don't than it will be me wearing this rabbit costume tomorrow.

Don't worry about the glasses. When universal health care goes through, you can get some lasik done.

Psst...Mr Rabbit,feel free to hop in and get rolling with the eggs.

Hey, rabbit ears are out. We are all going digital.

I totally support Navy Seals, but Navy Bunnies... forget it !

Easter bunny, what do you bring to me?

One egg, two eggs, three eggs well!
A bailout, two bailout, three bailout well!

Calling all bunnies!

"no one will ever know you're in there Joe...your secret is safe with me!"

Hey George,nice try,at least I can dance.

Listen Mr. Cottontail…I promised the girls a dog. We got Bo. I think it would be better for everyone if you just dropped off the chocolate and left.

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy Easter bunny?

One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

"Michelle, there's a better way to keep those fashion designers from critizing your wardrobe!"

oh man this is giving me cotton mouth...

Psst, Easter Bunny. Make sure that Sasha and Malia gets a few extra eggs and I'll make sure you won't leave with an empty basket.

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Hare mail!

"Seal team, GO"

Trevor Spokane

Voice-over from Republican campaign ad: "These photos show Barack Obama secretly cavorting with a bunny...is that the kind of president you want?"

Friend, American, Easter Bunny, lend me your ear;
I come to roll eggs, not to eat them.

What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Hare mail!

Enviado pelo Blackberry

Don't tell anyone those eggs came from China or Mrs. Rabbit gets it.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

Did you put a copy of Gloria Vanderbilt's new book in my easter basket.

"You're not a portugese water dog"

Anthony
Spokane

So...am I stuck with Biden, or can I still get you on board for VP?

Hey Man, be careful, that new dog we got has already caught two bunnies on the other side of the grounds.

Can't we get some diversity in these Easter Bunnies. They are always white!

"Psst,I know a dog that likes to wear rabbit ears, named Sammy."

Easter Bunny, in previous years, when I saw you on TV, you looked much smaller!

Thank goodness you've come at the right time to bring some bounce back in the market and give my economic recovery rhetoric a boost.

PSSST Mr. Bunny Rabbit character person – yeah YOU! Got any ideas for this little economic mess we're in? Oh, by the way, nice vest!

pssst...The chidren can't find their eggs because Republican officials stole them all!

President Obama, playing a hunch realizes that adjusting the rabbit ears won't help now that the economy has gone digital..

Oh God please don't let my ears get this big.

"You want me to take over the job as WHAT? But what's wrong with Tim Geithner?"

Easter Bunny, tell me: today do you buy a car from GM?

Is this how big my ears look too?

Sorry, Sasha and Malia can only have 1 pet. Get hopping Dick Cheney.

O.K. Bugs, I got good news and bad news. The good news is you are invited for dinner next Friday here at the White House. The bad news is we have rabbit on Friday and you are the dinner.

Hey buddy , how about a job swap.

Let it be known, there will be a new "Ear"a of Prosperity. An egg in every pot and an American car in every driveway!

Friends, Americans and bunnies, lend me your ear.

I know just how you feel. People always pointing and talking about the ears.

Great ears flock together

Ahh, you're not made out of chocolate!

Hey Bunny, Don't worry ! I will not tell Michelle that you are the one who ate all vegetables from her new garden.

If you are wiretapping me, does that make you "Bugs Bunny"?

Mr. Rabbit, what did you do with all the stimulus money I throw down your rabbit hole?

"Go lighter on the eye-shadow next time."

We don't have enough eggs. We didn't have enough votes in the senate to finance the egg hunt.

Easter Bunny, I'll see what I can do to ensure your job next year.
Santa Claus asked me in the firsts day of the year!

Alright, here's the plan, maybe they'll listen to you.

"Don't tell the kids, but I still believe in the Easter Bunny".

Now 'ear this, the future for two way communications, with improved security at lower costs, lies in hi tech rabbit ears even though it may sound like a hare brain idea!

Hey, Is that an egg in there? I can't afford to bend over for lower ones. Someone might think I am bowing.

Hey Peter, Michelle says stay outta the garden.

I thought I told you Easter Bunny, you need to ask me before you borrow my vests!

PSSST! A Word of Warning- Stay Out Of The White House Garden –
The Mrs. Told The Secret Service To Arrest You if So much as a Carrot Is Missing!

Say, friend, where are the rest of your pals St. Nicholas, the Tooth Fairy, and the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

What do you say, when we're done here you help me with my jump shot

FYI, I told Geithner not to put all our eggs in one basket

Psst! It's Wabbit hunt'n season!

Excuse me Mr. Rabbit! If this coat is not hypoallegenic, then you have got to go!

"Did you hear the one about why the bunny crossed the road?"

All in a day's work as President Obama converts a sceptical Easter Bunny in a masterful demonstration of bi-partisanism.

Please tell me you paid your taxes.

"Awww, this doesn't taste like chocolate!"

Mr. Rabbit: You touched me! This is a breach of protocol. Off with your head!

George, glad to see you for the egg hunt this easter!

"Does everyone see the giant bunny, or is it just me?"

-Wyatt Knight

Psssst. Pass it on to Newt that in comparison he is kinda stupid.

You tried to hide an egg in the microphone, didn't you?

If we had a little bit of money left maybe we could get a microphone that actually worked so I wouldn't have to talk into the bunny's ear!