Sorry American taxpayers, I can only repay my AIG bonus in singles.

The buck starts here!

Newspapers have been selling out, since they decided to print them on money.

-Wyatt Knight

The New York Times finally finds a way to boost readership.

Seems like everything in the newspaper these days is about money!

Look at my stimulus package!!

Wallstreet Execs are elated with the idea of a surplus of singles and a vibrating table

" This 'government contract' print job would go a lot faster if I were printing $100's"

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

Geithner’s Treasury introduces the new sixteen dollar bill.

Introducing the perforated 16 dollar bill: A new currency just for men that attend strip clubs.

A vibrating full metal jacket of currency. Bring it on baby.

Mark shows off the specially printed fake money that will be used to pay any AIG executives dumb enough try to collect their bonuses.

There's nothing in the paper nowdays!

Oh George, you really shouldn't have. I already got mine at AIG.

I only payed two dollars for this newspaper. It was a better investment than any stock I could have bought.

In America $300
In Europe $220
The renewed value of a dollar... Priceless!

A Dollar a day keeps the recession away.

Listen Lucy, I'm only going to splay these ones...

Pick a dollar, any dollar...It's value is still lower than that of any other country's currency.

One for you. One for AIG. ...

Here's some money that Bernie won't get his hands on.

I have such a big movie to show about myself, I rather take the $1 dollar bill which are freshly printed !

keep these dollar bills for the american taxpayer, the $100 and above bills go to Wall Street.

This is what it will cost your grandchildren to buy a loaf of bread.

now i can buy lots of citigroup stock!!!

how much did you say you needed? no problem I got it!

One truly is the lonliest number ......I really need to get out more!

Mark Bowen performs the modern equivalent of shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Money, money everywhere, but not a dollar to loan.

You know the economy is bad...when they are not worth counterfeiting anymore!

Bronx, NY

With my share of the bailout, I'll spend these singles tipping cocktail waitresses in Vegas.

Wallpaper for AIG execs offices

The office ran out of toilet paper so Mark decided these sheets would work.

Ah, the new American pesos!

Scene from a new infomercial on how to use your inkjet printer to survive tough economic times.

I'd like to thank Senator Dodd for this wonderful bonus. Now, if only I could fit it in my wallet...

They're gonna have to pay me a lot more than this to get rid of my economic-disaster-mustache!

"Sure, I've got a job, but everyday I touch more money than I will ever make."

Brantford, ON, Canada

Due to the downturn in the economy, Bowen checks into a cheap motel to save on expenses but is shocked to see how much it now costs to operate the vibrating bed.

Hot off the presses: The Main Street portion of the $700 billion stimulus package.

No longer worth the paper they're printed on....unless you've got a trillion or so!

NY NY

Have you seen so many billions together? And yet, without solve the problem.

One for me and one for me and one for me and ...

Montreal, Quebec
Canada

Let s print more for AIG and American workers to preserve US Dollars memories (inflation).

Looks like the AIG executive bathroom is out of paper again...

Who says there's a recession?? I just print what I need......

No, this isn't even close to 1 billion, I'm going to be here all night... make that week... at least I have a job.

The nation falls into the abyss as corporate executives and members of Congress prepare to receive their compensation.

"The Federal Reserve worries about impending inflation from minting extra money for bailout packages. Recalling days past when singles were used as wallpaper, Mark Bowen tries to decide if he should reno his bathroom or his kitchen first."

Hmph – I am surprised Obama's picture isn't on the front of this bill – it seems to be everywhere else these days!

We're talk-in' 'bout the dollar bill
Now what are we all to do
When the mon-ey's got a hold on you?
Mo-ney's too tight to mention...

Depressing reading...

Gas~$2 much
Grocerie$~Eat ur lunch
Stack of dollar bills~Worthless!

"Handmade item of the day on Etsy.com"

I'd love to put these in my pocket, but I doubt they'd even cover my groceries.

It's your money America, but new wallpaper is needed for AIG execs offices.

Anyone up for Monopoly?

Its1 for the Money...... 65 Billion for Bernie Madoff......165 Billion for AiG Bonuses.......1.8 trillion for the Deficit .......10.9 Trillion for the National Debt........ & clicking with no end in sight for the Mighty American Dollar!

The big bucks you say? i wonder how well it'll pay off our country's deficit

Hey Look! It's the Monopoly guy!

Funding the President's budget $1 at a time

If I could complete with a few more zeros after the number 1, our problems would be solved.

Thanks Obama

Dollar Value Meals for everyone

Instead of newspapers, a shopper at Petco finds a new liner for his bird cage.

Who wants money?

Check out the coupons I got in today's paper

"And this is the money you would have had in your paychecks if AIG executives hadn't taken those giant bonuses."

The American taxpayers want their cut.

Who says there is a money shortage.

Another day, another bailout, another bonus

One for the money
Two for the show
3.6 Trillion
To blow blow blow!

Upon reviewing his investment portfolio, Bowen is disappointed to learn that it isn't worth the paper it is printed on.

One AIG bailout bill,two AIG bailout bills,three AIG bailout bills..More?

First step to fixing this economy: a 1 dollar tax refund to every American in the United States

Money talks, Money talks, Money talks. Come on dam it say something. How much do you think you really worth?

Newspaper printers have finally found a way to make a profit.

You want bailout, I'll give you bailout in small unmarked bills, go nuts!!

A government employee processes yet more octu-dollars.

Someone should tell him that the Chinese government is only accepting tens and twentys

Who wants to see me 'make it rain'?

My personal AIG bonuses you like what you see but here's the thing it's all mine.

From today, the wages of all sentatives of the people, will be only a note of these!
It's kidding ...

Stimulus anyone? Anyone?

This is the Money you could be saving with Geico.

Printing money isn't exciting anymore when it's just as easy as printing newspaper!

A man sits down to read the stimulus bill

An interior decorator carefully inspects the new wallpaper to ensure it will be perfect for Mr. Trump's current building renovation.

Money makes the world go around, the world go around...

People think these dollar is useless, but they will fit just fine in Tweets bird cage!

This Federal Reserve worker prepares to go to a strip club

Finally, a hard copy of the stimulus bill is made available

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time....Oh wait....Now I do.

The dollar has come to the rescue of the US newspaper industry, but its not what editors and publishers had in mind......

Alex Cruz
Miami, Florida

Oops, I meant to print trillion dollar bills for Obama to use.

The newspaper may be dying out, but so far money is still a hot commodity, lets just convert the presses!

Maybe if i print a few more i can pay for gas on my way home !!

Workers at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing are quickly realizing that Obama's latest idea to pay off the deficit - simply print more money - may take more paper than they realized. Critics have suggested printing $100s instead of $1s.

David L., San Francisco, CA

Economic stimulus plans include the production of perforated sheets of one dollar bills, spurring the wallet industry to employ more workers as they respond to the demand for larger bill folds.

New determination of Anderson Cooper and Ali Velshi:

due to the economic crisis, the new pay of the AC360 team will be just a note of these!
That's a joke!

Marks holds a surviving piece of Bernie Madoff's bed comforter.

Now we know where Bernie Madoff hid the stolen money...in his linen closets!!

Efforts to reconcile temporary pay cuts backfire when New York Times employee overpays himself after printing ten pages of $1 bills

Ah, dollar ... have you had your figure!

If you actually look close George Washington is crying, sobbing "Its a sad day in America."

Printed especially for Wall Street: It comes with a bonus! The bills have the same feel as Monopoly money, giving them a real sense of security and confidence to invest wisely in order to win back main street!

Face value: One dollar
Nominal value: Paper + green ink
Real value: Worth-less
Future value: Worthless

Ah, dollar ... lately, you are being so mistreated!
Mr. Madoff, executives of AIG ...

It 's time to make the donuts!!!

At last Bernie Madoff's pedicure money is found!

New Orleans area

Funny, these look like they've shrunk since the last time I printed them.

I hope there are some Benjamin Franklin's in that stack or you better plan on working a lot of overtime

Mr. Bowen seems to be taking the advice to 'stretch your dollars' a bit to literally.

Is it TARP Money? Is it the Stimulus Package? Is it a bailout? Oh wait! Its just the WORTHLESS dollar bill!!

Bailout for one, bailout for another ... and only increases my work!

Oops, I print the shipment of wrong notes!

In this economy, it's all about the Washingtons.

Who needs toilet paper?
Cedar Rapids, Iowa USA

The morning paper for AIG Executives. "The AIG Times"

trouble is by the time we pay for ink, paper, and goverment wages these things may as well say CHARMIN... dont forget to flush !

Fed up with the rising cost of government bathroom tissue, a cost saving solution pops into Eddy's mind.

For Gods sake am I supposed to cut apart my own bail out or what?

What is this???? no ink on the back sides.....Dah, I get it! Government maneuver to save on the cost of ink, printing out more bills than we can afford.

Diane McKinnon
Iron Mountain MI

Spend all you want, we’ll print more.

Mark wonders why we keep making these when it costs more than a dollar to print a dollar – not printing money could actually SAVE money. Concept definitely won't fly in the U.S.!!!

If we stack all the money Obama has spent in the last 65 days, it would be a pile of these reaching Jupiter.

Mr. Geithner has orders from his superior to keep the presses running 24/7, I'm just doin my job.

... Introducing the new design for The Quicker Picker Upper... anybody got any nasty spills that need sopping up?

In this economy, it's no longer "who wants to be a millionaire," it's more like "who wants to be a hundred-naire?"

"Recession-I don't see no stinkin' recession." The last thoughts Tommy had before waking up shackled in federal prison.

george you never looed better

Next week I get to play with the 5's...

Bowen presents his plan for new jobs which will employ many people brandishing sharp scissors.

Is it even worth the cotton it is printed on?

The government getting ready for their annual liars-poker tournament.

I'll take just a few sheets in case I run out of toliet paper...

you need more of that to match aig

It`s too good to be true...I can`t take my eyes off of you !

george you never looked better

Bernie Madoff's wallpaper

Who's ready to go to the strip club?

Despite a decline in U.S. manufacturing jobs, Mark Bowen is proud to help manufacture the United States' biggest export.

David L., San Franicsco, CA

Mr. Whipple gets ready to squeeze the "new" charmin

While Mr. President make chat with internet user for explain the new economic measures, here I am printing, printing, printing ...

Ok, then. Um...I never was any good at directions; arithmetic or pizza math?

Here`s a flood of a different kind to that in Fargo.

Rich people got to have it. Poor people really need it. Ah, listen to me ya'll. Do thangs, do thangs, do thangs, Madoff thangs with it!

Heck with saving for a rainy day these will make swell umbrellas Afterall a dollar doesn't go that far anyway.

One dollar each for the 15 AIG fat cats to wipe their sorry tears after returning the bonuses and the 16th dollar for a bus ride home....ouch!!

I'll pass on the buck,but this vibrating table is awesome!

Government worker makes sure the stacks are neat and orderly hoping to persuade the Chinese government that they still have value.

Why do people persecute you so much, dollar baby?

"Now, THIS is how you make an American Quilt. Worthless as currency, great on the back of the sofa..."

Here is your interest payment, China. Thanks for buying our debt.

If Obama wasn't so scared to talk about all the legalization questions today these could have been made out of hemp !!

This is what they're gonna be selling at dollar stores soon... sheets of dollars.

(Kinda like shamwows, but less absorptive.)

Now I know what it feels like to "squeeze the charmin"...:)

When I said I needed more greens, I meant veggies!!

“Now, THIS is how you make an American Quilt. Worthless as currency, great on the back of the sofa…”

I'm not AIG i make my cash the old fashion way one buck at a time.

And to think, China thinks this is worth about as much as my 401K is now!

Iguess a dollar doesn't spend the same way anymore–takes more to make a dollar!!!!

Mr. Geithner proposes to Congress greater regulation of financial markets, so I can print only $ 1.00

Hum...Could be greener.

I might look a lil tired but AIG and friends just got off the phone with Obama ....it's gonna be a long night.

Look Bernie, it's money; not some pie in the sky.

well it's safer than a credit card...

Just taking these over to the Smithsonian...Museum of American History...be back in a few.

If Mr. Geithner was only one day here, in work schedule, he better understand the work that the economy is!

… Introducing the new design for The Quicker Picker Upper… anybody got any nasty spills that need sopping up?

Counterfeiter or Federal Reserve..? The printing presses are turning.

Do I know how to make a buck? You betcha!

Too bad we gotta throw these away. But I do like the new chocolate coin currency; bet Ali Velshi is glad he didnt eat his.

adrienne ford phoenix,az

Money, money, money! It may be a rich man's world, but I shop at the Dollar Store!

HALIBURTON still wants more.....

Just what we need more greenbacks to invest at the Dollar Store!

sorry I forgot my town just now...

Craig from Rockville, MD

Don't get excited, It's just another stack of worthless paper.

Steve
Los Angeles

Alot of trust is required to do this job !!

AIG needs more money. We need to avoid the apocalypse.

I'll give you the front page for a hamburger, the Sports Section for a donut and the Op-Ed for nothing.

You wish you could handle this many Washingtons.

Amid this economic crisis, you are the winner of the Challenge AC360, note for $ 1.00

Ah, the last stash of AIG bonus payments. Thank God the outrage died down.

In the days of billions and trillions, make you wonder why we even waste time and trees on one dollar bills.

Strippers will have a field day with these!

You know you want some of this.

Oh Boy, this new design is goin to take a much bigger wallet.

I could last all night with that many singles in the strip club

Another day, another dollar

One is the loneliest, number one is the loneliest,
Number one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do !

St. Patrick, St. Patrick ... make those notes proliferate!
Oops ... your day has passed, but your help was welcome.

Bowen proposes a new standard wallet for the new money sheets.

With this I can buy.... a Euro.

Want to see my "magic trees" that grow money?

Passive aggressively, Geitner plans to pay China back one dollar bill at a time.

Tree Huggers stay away, this is part of the work stimulus plan for loggers and foresters !!

Bowen demonstrates the new cost for a loaf of bread in our inflating economy.

Do you want some of my stimulus package?

The American dollar is like free money on the international market. It isn't good for anything, but it's free.

If you want to know how rich you really are, find out what would be left of you tomorrow if you should lose every dollar you own tonite.

When asked about his job, Mr. Bowen admitted:
"I can't decide what gives me more of a thrill - printing George's face hundreds of thousands of times a day, or replicating my butt on the office photocopy machine."

"Breaking news! Printing out billions of pictures of George Washington bails out America!"

Once upon a time a dollar was worth a dollar but soon it will not be worth the paper it is printed on!

Brother, can you spare me a dollar?

Hot from the presses! A new round of some needed stimulus.

Tree huggers stay away this is made out of the unread 1000 page stimulus bill documents !!!

" I can't wait to read this in the John"

The amount of money the Banks and AIG is really going to pay back on their billion dollar bailout.

Dayton Ohio

This literally "takes the rag off the bush".

Mr. Bowen wanting to pocket bills that were just printed.

Hey, look what i found. The Madoff family toilet tissue.

Is this the bonus for the Dollar store excecutives?

This man's biceps must be enormous considering he is lifting more money these days.

If the AIG Bonus were made up of few of this, I would not be outraged.

I thought tarp was just an acronym. I didn't realize obama wanted these bills made into an actual tarp

The day Tim Geithner has dreaded for weeks, signing every 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, and 1,000,000,000,000 dollar bill printed.

Pictured is President Obama's promise to America; "This 1's for you.

Safest job in the world. Can I send my resume? I have experience in handling toilet paper which is good enough for this job.

A look at the new $16.00 bill

I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar , because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

AlG has finally agreed on wallpaper for their offices !!

Funny Money!

U.S. Gov't employee showing AIG execs new product for use in buying or selling goods and services.

All is not lost, if I roll them like this and hang them on the wall, they could still be useful.

Another idea from Obama for job creation is to have unskilled works use
straight edges and box cutters to cut aprt new oney.

Maybe this can bribe the AC 360 staff to get me that BEAT360 t-shirt.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Good times!

Yes it's a sad sight, but think positive! One of these bills buys 1 and a quarter Canadian ones.

Let's see...one, two, three, oh wait! It's better to count in sheets how much money I have screwed the middle class out of!

As Matt Laurer probably indicated after his accident; "I'll never due that for a buck again!"

It`s my bonuses right here !

Madoff's coffin lining.

A whole new meaning to "Fist full of singles."

Nowadays, newspapers will print anything to SELL PAPERS !

Mr. Bowen wondering if that is enough to bribe the AC 360 staff to get his picture appear in the BEAT 360 contest.

Only 95 million more of these and I might have enough to retire some day!

You're getting very sleepy...................

Who needs playing cards, let's play with sheets of money!

I am not allowed to handle the bigger bills yet. I can't wait till I am promoted to the five dollar bill machine.

All this stimulus talk and news is finally getting to my head. I can't read the paper without seeing dollar bills

U.S. postal worker placing Federal MOST WANTED POSTER in window.

I can use this to get that Double stack Cheese Burger from Wendy's.

So much money, so little time.

Antother gag gift from Hariet Carter in frames that fit any decor and is suitable on a desk or any wall in the house,

MMMMMMMMMM I LOVE the smell of NEW money

The McDonald's Dollar Menu is the perfect thing I can spend this money on.

AIG has settled for this wallpaper design, their first choice was the hundred dollar type.

Here they are... The most notorious accomplice of Mexican drug gangs. Fortunately don't have to 'watch' the horrible sight you've led

FDIC instructor showing AIG execs what is a revolutionary new form of C-O-L-L-A-T-E-R-A-L.

( not show me the money )

i'm greeeddddddddyyyyyyyy show me more money "

Spend all you want! We'll make more!

Bowen in the little boy room. Imagining if he were one of the AIG 20 how the dollar bills would have replaced the t-rolls in his private room...ouch!!

Too much money, my problem is how to spend it.

I used to enjoy singles nights...

Unveiling of new U.S. Gov't sponsored ad campaign for AIG..."Do you know me?".

You see, the value of the dollar will be the same. It'll just be a little bigger that's all.

Retirement, here I come !

Let's play Monopoly!

Let's go to the casino and double it!!

With all these singles, I might finally be able to afford the VIP room in the strip club alongside Bill Clinton.

Here they are... The most notorious and heartless accomplice of Mexican drug gangs. They fortunately don't have to 'watch' the horrible sight they've led

Can you do this with photoshop?

Wow
when they let me keep it the dollar turns out to be useless

A little cut here, a stitch over there, and this will look gorgeous. Oh, too bad Project Runway is on hold this season.

Confucius says thanks to Chinese food and fortune cookies China has billions of American currency already but now Chinese Yuan tired of being traded for U S Yankee Dollars!

As long as we keep bailing out companies like AIG I'll always have a job...

Its all about the Dead Presidents

yes where is mr barack obama's picture

everybody always says "
picures say a thousond words
and everybody know's, he has the last word

jake kaplan los angeles – stop freaking out everybody...this stuff grows from trees!

Old AIG Presidential bath towel set.

And if I use the whole sheet I can make a paper hat worth 4 bucks!

This is for spending on pork barrels.

Did you know the word "dollar" in Chinese means toilet paper?

The war on error

Bernie asked for a special run so he can paper his cell.

Ali Velshi, Ali Velshi! Tell me!
What is the best application that green here?

Whatever happened to real money???

AIG ran out of toilet paper already!?

Come and get some while it is hot! Wait I take that back because I am pretty sure that Washington is going to be giving out money like it is going out of style.

Let me entertain you, as long as you're not a big spender!

These can't even buy you breakast: no serial numbers.

Mark, your drooling AGAIN!

Don't bother cutting them, just send them to the Mexican cartels as is.

U.S. gov't employee "three sheets to the wind"..

I gotta wait for Geitner to sign all of these...?

Going "green" just got a whole new meaning.

No, this is not for AIG. Wrong flavor.

" Ah, OK, here are the Horoscopes... let's see..... Capricorn.... -You will soon come into contact with cold cash, be observant- .... Yea right, what a buncha nonsense."

Basically the only thing these will be good for is wallpaper! Or wrapping paper!

Look, Ma!
dreams do come true, its mine, all mine.

If we dole out the stimulus in $1 bills, it will look like more than it truly is.

If the the buck ever stops here we'll be in even worst trouble than we're in now!!!

Take a long look, it's going to get smaller and buy less.

NOPE .... 100 s all gone..... tell Geithner all we got left are these lousy 1s BUT he can give 'em away if he wants .. I'll Start looking for the loose change.

More and more the bottom line is the dollar sign.

My job here, is to hold up these sheets until the ink dries...even if it takes all night!
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

It's all about these babies!

jake kaplan los angeles – stop freaking out everybody…this stuff grows on trees!

You're looking at the oil that greases the corporate machine.

The last comment should be sung to the tune of "1 Little , 2 Little, 3 Little Indians".

Nicole
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

I am a dollar baller.

Cool! Now I can be the banker the next time I play Monopoly!

"Money...so they say
Its the root of all evil, today..."

I used to smoke pot, but I stopped when I got this job...nothin like the smell of new money...As you can see, it really sends me into stupor of sorts.
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

Maybe we should be printing thousand dollar bills if we want to keep up with the stimulus!

I'm gonna need a bigger wallet!

"It would make my job easier if they would just come up with the $1 billion dollar bill."

Can they trace my AIG Bonus if I receive it in unmarked $1 Bills????

What President Obama means about 'a green economy'