They wouldn't be putting up the money for Balgo's book deal if they thought they weren't going to get a return on their investment-–regardless of the title's name--his name will sell it.

On the title what about "The Best Head of Hair in Government"...or something equally dorky like that. I do think though that for Patti Blagojevich an actress that could easily play her would be Kathy Griffin – her hair is big too so she and Rod would match. And the dialog – well it would sizzle.

I did have one question though – those six figures he got for the advance – were those figures before the decimal point or after??

"How a bad hair cut can ruin your life"

The first billion is the hardest – Rod Blagojevich

How about, "A Million Little (hair) Pieces" – foreword by James Frey.

"Fear and Loathing in Chicago"

"I Don't Discuss Business at The Table" or

"This is the Business I've Chosen"

I luv The Godfather, and Blago reminds me of that movie

"I Don't Discuss Business at the Table" or

"This is The Business I've Chosen"

I luv the Godfather and Blago reminds me of the movie.

Blago's got a book deal? How awful. How to Make a Bad Stew Taste Better? I Ain't Done Yet? You Ain't Heard the Last of Me? I'm Not a Criminal Like Nixon? Move Over Huey Long? Just a few words of possibilities.

Oh man, so many.

"This Hairy Situation"

"This Name Is Finished: Blagojevich...No Wait, I Mean That Is My Entire Name...."

"If I Can't Sell A Senate Seat, I Will Give A Book A Try"

"The Blagojevich Story: A Story About A Governor Who Was A Little Too Honest About His Dishonesty"

"Ooops! Was That Out Loud?"

"Lord of The Bang$"
"THE ILL OF NOISE" (get it, "Illinois", "Ill of noise"...yea okay, nevermind)

An Embarassment to the United States

Obama’s Signature Mystical Tide. An Illinois Governor’s Outlook -2009 Edition. By Rod Blogojevich

Twittle Dee

Self Help Book Suggestions...

"America Is Just Not That Into You"
"How To Ruin Your Career In Just Five Easy Minutes"
"What Not To Say When You Suspect The Feds Are Listening"

"There's not enough hairspray in the world to get rid of me."

"I am Not a Crook" or "I didn't do anything wrong...yet"

Blagojevich the Man and His Hair.

Joshua (Pottsville, Pa)

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Take no offense: "Dispatches from Crookland"
or
"How to lie (and get away with it even when caught red-handed)

OJ and I are both innocent!! (subtitled) I will see him soon.

OBAMA -The Final Straw....by Rod Blagojevich

or

THE Original Slumdog Millionaire by Rod Blagojevich

The Hair and I
Governing for Dummies

"How To Screw Taxpayers and Get Paid For It."

"How To Cheat Everyone and Get a Book Deal."

"How To Have Big Hair and Steal At The Same Time."

"How To Talk Out Of Both Sides Of Your Mouth."

"How To Try To Look Innocent While Lying Like A Rug."

"How To Blame Others For Your Lack Of Morals."

Title idea: Every Day I Don't Get a Payoff Is a Bad Hair Day

"How to Profit From a Governor's Collapse" inspired by Peter Schiff's 'How to Profit From the Coming Economic Collapse'.

How about "From Hair to Nowhere"? "Hair to the Throne"? "Brush with Destiny"? "Do I Hear $50,000?" "Let's Make A Deal" Oh....so many possibilities.

"How I became a worse governor than Sara Palin"

"Not For Nothin'"

More... "Hair's The Truth". "Will You Believe It In Writing?" 'Rinse, Lather, Repeat." "Oops I Did It Again." "VICTIM". "Blagojevich Legal Defense Fund" "The 1001st Lawyer Joke" "The Anti-Abe"

"My Wife Cut My Hair and Made Me Sell the Senate Seat...I Swear"

"Checkers with Ryan" "Honest!! I'm Not Ryan To you!!" "Decorating Tips For Small Enclosures". "Pardon Me. I'm The Governor." "Don't Drop The Soap". "Too Pretty For Prison"

No thanks John. We don't need a subscription to the Chicago Tribune.

"Hair and Shoulders Above the Rest"

too tired to think of any! but LOL at "Lord of the Bangs" and many, many others esp. "mb"

"Don't Drop the Soap" and "Too Pretty for Prison" God, you people are good !!