MADOFF: I'm gonna get ya!!

"Heather?????? Heatherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

Will I still can ticket for the Obama's Inauguration?
I can even do a song!

Twist and Stout!

"watch close lady, let me know when the turtle head pops out"

An excited Paul McCartney just receives word that he will be singing a special Inaugaral version of "Ebony & Ivory with Barack Obama.

Yoko Ono! I haven"t forgotten you!!!!!!!!!

Revised "Yesterday" Lyrics

Yesterday, a recession seemed so far away
Now it looks like it is here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday.

Yesterday, stocks were so easy to play
But, now, my nest egg has faded away
Now I long for yesterday.

"Maybe I'm amazed at how she took me for all I've got."
Maybe I'm amazed at how she fleeced me."

Heather give me my shirt back!

An excited Paul McCartney just receives word that he will be singing a special inaugaral version of “Ebony & Ivory" with Barack Obama.

Yowza! Wanna see? I can still "Twist and Shout"!

ArgHHHH !!! Heather !
What are you doing here?

Not again, Chapman. This Beatle fights back!

Anderson where are you! Give me my MOJO back!!

Put em up, put em up , i dare ya.

Atlanta,GA

Due to a tough economy, McCartney is back street performing and unfortunately his one back up singer appears to have a headache.

Hey there, Little Red Ridin' Hood –
You sure are lookin' good
You're everything
That a Big Bad Beatle could want!

I'll go to any length for a shot at Hillary's Senate seat.

"Back off bud and prove to me you're not a lawyer before you come at me with that pen and paper."

Trust me, I'm not worth mugging.
Heather took it all.

Baby you can drive my car... seriously, where's the bloody taxi?

Survival in mid town Manhattan.

Paul celebrates payment of the last installment to Heather Mills for the $50,000,000 divorce settlement.

"When I'm 64" "I wanna Hold your Hand" "Eight Days a Week" with "Eleanor Rigby" on "Penny Lane"

Maybe if I stand in front of the Hello deli, Letterman or someone will recognize me.

I don't want to know the conversation that I died and that I was replaced by a double. In fact it was the double who died and I am replacing.

Sir Paul McCartney, wiser after a nasty divorce, is ready to fight any New York gold digger who comes too close.

What? Heathers dating again......

"Thank goodness I never gave Madoff a cent! I would have lost a heck of a lot more than just my gloves!!"

Hey Paul, pick on someone your own size!

No More Lonely Nights

Cindy
Riverview, Michigan

Anderson Cooper where are you! Give me back my MOJO, or I'll send Yoko to get it back for me, And your pretty little Erica too!

Hey, go sing for your own supper. This is my money can!

Lady in the back "Is that...? No, it can't be....Kinda looks like him...No, surely it's not him, is it?"

Sir Paul MacCartney breaks into a "silly love dance" after finding out that Madoff didn't "make off"" with his investments.

Shake it Bay-Bay!... I was cool! i swear, why is she looking at me like I'm nutz?

This chap shows his excitement when he was given a ticket to Hollywood after his successful audition on 'American Idol"

I knew I should have put in my dentures before I left home.

Sir Paul McCartney practiced his boxing moves before appearing on The View...he may be in trouble.

"Forget the U.S.S.R., it's 'Back in the S.N.Y.C.'! The States New York City!

Arthritic icon struggles to perform jazz hands.

"Oh bloody hell, Heather has got another glass of water!!"

Paul McCartney does his best impersonation of the Cowardly Lion.
"Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back..."

Inspired by the thrill and excitement of The Big Apple, Paul McCartney unexpectedly bursts into a heartfelt rendition of "New York, New York".

Paul McCartney demonstrates how he would look as an inflatable garbage bag (yesterday's Shot of the Day).

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

"I'm so happy. It's my ex-wife's birthday, and I'm not buying her anything !"

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

When asked what he thought about President elect Obama, Paul McCartney replied, "Well shake it up baby now, twist and shout!"

Get back! Get back! Get back, Joe!

I've come all this way to sock it to Bernie Madoff.

"I just went three rounds with Rocky Racoon!"

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Yeeeee-haaaa, free from Heather at last!

Paul McCartney after a hard day's night.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

When asked by a reporter about his divorce, McCartney sang:

"Ob-La-Di. Ob-La-Da. Life Goes On, Brah!
Lala how the life goes on."

Maybe I'm amazed...at how bloody freezing it is today!

Free at last, Free at last...thank God I'm free of Heather at last!

WHAT...this is not cold...it's just slighty cool for a Brit like me!

OMG...I thought I saw Ringo....turns out it's just my reflection

"Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now oy!"

Michael Jackson is having another auction!
Gulf Shores, AL

Prince Harry and I can take all of you yanks on!

Whaaat?????!!!!......$399 for a parking ticket on auguration day??!!! Man, this calls for a fight.......every fought Kung Fu with an Ex-beatle before?

There's got to be a bathroom around here somewhere!

No use you cut my imitation of Michael.
To I appear in the show the boy with silver hair, I do here, in the street.

Aaagh! You stay

"Put them up, Cooper. Put 'em up! You think you can arm wrestle Chris Matthews and Keith Obermann. Well, try this, Cooper. Try me! Mr. Silver Macho Fox!

"Barack & me, on stage in D.C,.
sing together in perfect harmony.
Side by side on my piano keyboard,
Stevie wishes he was me!"

Sung to Ebony & Ivory

I've got to find a bathroom before that lady asks me for an autograph!

Quick, outta the way, mate! Heather's right behind me!

I was responsible for politicize the Beatles.
Now my challenge will be Obama and Hillary.

Hey, if my ex-wife can be on Dancing With the Stars, so can I.

Noooo!!!!! Anderson Cooper, I refuse to become the next voice of AC360...especially after you ditched Jene Simmons. For this we have to take it outside with a match of Karate.

Here comes Heather–Help!

Maddoff, I have ten million reasons to sock it to you.

Everybody luvs Kung Fu fighting....huh!!!

Guess which hand I'm holding it in.

My first caption I thought of was;
"is this how Obama does it?"
However I would like to submit;
Did you say "I wanna hold your hand?"

Saying hi to Paul makes him giddy as a school girl.

I just got a "Ticket To Ride"...the A Train to Harlem.....

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

I'm not eppy my friend, I'm just practicing the Blitzer.

I did Lennon see that the Vietnam War was a mistake.
Now, I will try with Bush. Shall be that gives time?

Paul McCartney shakes it for his one remaining groupie.

"Ok, the next person who tells me that John Lennon was the better songwriter is going to get some of this!"

Single again,Yeah,Yeah,Yeah.

That's one of Heather's spies, I just know it!

YIPPIE my divorce wasn't the most expensive in history.

Get back Jojo. Go home!
Get back, get back!
Back to where you once belonged!

“Barack & me, on stage in D.C.
singing together in perfect harmony.
Side by side on my piano keyboard,
Stevie wishes he was me!”

Sung to Ebony & Ivory

No! Heather! Stay away from me!

Help......who is that lady staring at me??

I just heard that former Beatles are eligible for part of the Bailout pie!

The music can change things, people hear what say the musicians. Bob Geldof and Bono, they should say!

New York, New York...I'm ready for you!

Do think I could replace Hillary if I put up more $ that Caroline?

She love me, yeah, yeah, yeah!

The economy is so bad, Sir Paul has to become a street performer!

Hey, girls! Come on and dance with me!

I am so glad I don't have to pretend to like Bush anymore!

Will twist and shout for money! That's what I want!

Cranford, NJ

im in ny,im worth 500 million,and no wife, yea!!!

I had the Eagles with points, Giant fans pay up!

Barack just asked me to say the opening prayer because it is easier than trying to make everyone else happy – everybody loves a Beatle!