In a week he leads the nation, Today he directs traffic

Blagojevich ran that way, I swear!

Ok fellas, now that you're stomach is already burning; let's go over my economic plan.

All Republicians go this way... To the left!

President-elect Obama decides to personally conduct rescue efforts at the intersection of Wall Street and Main Street.

Then you put your hands at 10 and 2.
That's how you do the bailout shuffle.

Wait everyone, here comes my mother-in-law.

No ! You have the green light, they have to stop. "Conducting traffic can be dangerous, especially without my whistle."

Doris
Milwaukee, WI

Is that Bill and Monica over there?

The White House is occupied, so is the Blair House, but it's still fun to stay at the Y M C A.

" Wow that chili was good, I double dog dare ya to pull my finger "

Mugging for the cameras, President Elect Obama does his best "Nixon" yet.

This would be easier if I had my whistle.

Conducting secret service traffic is what I do best. Now if only they'd realize they aren't the police and STOP RUNNING RED LIGHTS!!!!

Danny
Milwaukee, WI

Not only can I direct The United States in the right direction, I can also
direct traffic.

Hey guys! Look over there! It's Bush's 'U-Haul One'!

Not only am I the next President of the United States of America, I am now directing traffic and telling them to stop and not turn right, but turn to the LEFT.

Maxine Levy
Arlington Heights, Illinois

Which way to Capital Hill?

Let there be light.

...and with the raising of his arms, the sea of traffic parted before them.

My friends,
By day 20 I still have my blackberry!

Bush went this way, and Cheney went that way!

" This Sobriety testing is a humiliation don't You know who I am "

" I bet I could walk on water if I tried !! "

Obama finally proving he can lift his arms higher than McCain

"As you can see , I just ate at Ben's Chili Bowl ... so don't be confused if I refer to Washington as the 'windy city' this afternoon! "

Stand back EVERYONE, I just had two bowl's of chili!

Oh, no!
Anderson Cooper will put that picture on Beat360? After lunch, I can not shrink my tummy!

Not so fast, Harry. Roland, did I hear you call shotgun?

Obama takes every opportunity to stop the "right" and keep moving everything to the "left"!

Look out! Here come's the "Toot, Toot" express.

I have my eyes on you guys, remember the honeymoon period?

You'll be able to buy a chili dog "this looong" with your next economic stimulus check.

Wanda
Edison, NJ

Which way to the White House?

Ok, hold traffic, let the Bush's moving trucks get to The White House!

The auction for inauguration tickets took place at an undisclosed location.

You – Pull over, I said Stop!

"I swear to God I saw Spiderman swing from that lampost to that rooftop!"

" Look the Bush's have packed up house, I hope he has packed up all the damage he did also."

Obama shows President Bush the way out of town.

all at once sing "Hail to the chief"

Will I go left, will I go right or am I just gonna head straight down the middle, place your bets folks.

Everyone stay back! I think I'm sick.

Obama must first pass a routine sobriety test before he's allowed to lead the secret service motorcade.

Hey guys that White House soon belongs to me !!

Why are you reporter's so far away? It was only "BRRRAAAAACK" (excuse me,) chili.

I think its that way to the white house?

That way George

Who cares if I don't get re-elected: I was born to be a traffic cop!

Obama's stops reporters to advise his strategy for the country is a lot like lunch. He knows he's got what it takes to cut the 'mustard' , 'ketchup' the economy, and get us all out of the 'pickle" we are currently in.

Okay. I've heard enough from you righties. Let's hear from the left.
Tom Conway
Ottawa, Canada

Now you understand because I spit fire when you asked about economic crisis.

Hmm, I wonder if it's to late to call this president thing off and become a traffic cop?

I always thought that directing DC traffic was more of a political methaphor.

"Go ahead. Make my day."

Obama's stops reporters to advise his strategy for the country is a lot like lunch. He knows he has what it takes to cut the 'mustard' , 'ketchup' the economy, and get us all out of the 'pickle" we are currently in.

You go that way, I'll go this way, there's got to be jobs around here somewhere!

President-elect Obama conducts the U.S. Marine Corps Band in a rousing version of "I'm too sexy for my shirt."

Watch as I devide the reporter's.

" There's more involved with this President Thing than I thought"

"Although I haven't even been sworn in yet, I assure you, I am not a crook."

"You go down two blocks, turn to THE LEFT , "DO NOT TURN RIGHT"!!!

I pity the fool, that stand's close to me.

I know it is the work of you, but doesn't tell anything to Michelle that I ate Chili Half-Smoke.

I'm new here – is the White House this way or that way?

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Here we go for next Tuesday.......a one, and a two, and a.....

Maybe directing traffic would be more fun and not so much stress. Helping little old ladies across the street is right up my alley.

Judy smith
Sunrise Beach, MO

I may eat at that restuarant over there tomorrow.

You see, guys, the Left is over here and the Right is over there. I'm more of a centrist than you think.

Juliann Budimir, Los Angeles

When I said I wanted to bring change to Washington, what I really meant was, I want to move this building behind me, and switch it with that one.

Obama feels more comfortable taking questions from the left.

"Yo, Mr. Burris the Capitol is that way!"

Obama begins trafficking D.C.

A real man dosn't take "Beano" before eating chili.

now wait one damm min,you'll get your turn!

If you ate the chili the bathroom is that way

CHILI today, MACARONI tomorrow !

My country for an antacid tablet.

Okay gentlemen...let's play tag. Red team over there....Blue you're to the
left....After counting to 20....I will come after to you...Let's Go!!

Very good this place!
After the Inauguration, I will bring Michelle here.

"All you nice folks, stand clear. I'm full of chili....and I'm not afraid to use it."

Now that I'm Prez, I can do the 'Thriller' dance when ever and where ever I want. Come on guys, get in place!
Barbara, Santa Ana, California

Pull my finger. I double dog dare ya!

In 10 days, this will all be mine!

How's this for my Inauguration victory salute?

...and with the raising of his arms, the sea (of traffic) parted before them.

Be careful, I just had chili for lunch! There could be an environmental hazard, shortly.

I heard that! You had Ben's mega bowl didn't ya?

"STOP!...in the naaame of love..."

" Hey guys look at my impression of Mr. Bush and his eight years of Straw Man Diplomacy. "

President – Elect Obama asks all those who had chili at Ben's to please move down wind

and so, from here to there i will build a basket ball court that can be seen from the moon...

A fool and his chili are soon farted.

Does this look messianic enough for my inaugaration speech?

Next week I am president, today I am a traffic director!

All of us just ate chili – I think we should walk back.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Ok, noooooooow who want's to pull my finger?

Hey Michelle! Look at this! ....The traffic parts just like the Red Sea!

Everybody Dance Now...!

That's a good idea I think if we can have a sugar bowl we can have a chili bowl.

Guys,
My coat is almost exploding!
And look what I ate half that Adrian Fenty.

As the transition to power continue, president-elect Barack Obama resolves to stop making promises and looks forward to making excuses.

"I'm Barack Obama...and I approve of Ben’s Chili."

"If that new gig at the White House doesn't pan out, I'll get a job as a D.C. traffic cop."

As the transition to power continues, president-elect Barack Obama resolves to stop making promises and looks forward to making excuses.

It's okay guys , it's only a chili dog.... and it's not even loaded!

The economy? Iraq? Which way guys?
8 days left. I'm running out of time.
Ali,
Raleigh, NC

Yo,..Roland Burris, I can see you hiding behind that mailbox!

Can I get a gallon of that chili to go?

ARM-A-GEDD-ON tired of these CONUNDRUMS !!!

Hold on guys, Is Blair House this way or that way? Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm staying at the hotel...

From Henry Lopez
2243 Palermo Drive,
Los Banos, California
93635

Traffic director by day. President by night.

Keep your distance. I've been eating chili and beer.

What do you mean Ben's chili is a secret weapon?

"Ben are you sure you want come with me to the white house and be my personal chef?

"I've got soul baby, you like that?"

Cori, Denver, CO

President-elect Obama conducts the White House Press Corps in a rousing version of “I’m too sexy for my shirt.”

President-elect Barack Obama explores methane gas as an alternative energy source after lunch at Ben's Chili Bowl.

Sandra Jones
Decatur Alabama

My econimic plan will introduce some new jobs and on the job training like this one as a traffic cop.

Bush, are you out of that house yet? You got 8 more days then I'm coming for you.
Ali
Raleigh, NC

It's chili today and CHILLY tomorrow!!!!!

Barack Obama stops traffic to sing his rendition of "You Light Up My Life".

No I can't wak on water, just part them!

Chili for lunch, bubble bath tonight.

Give that man a bowl of chili, it will warm his heart!

First dancing on Ellen and now directing traffic........January 20th can't come fast enough.

Matt Godin
Weymouth, MA

"This is just my side job."

HEY!, You REALLY can SEE RUSSIA from HERE !!!

Great chili!!!!! Can I get the recipe????

OK you guys. You better clear out. I just ate a big bowl of chili with extra beans!

Charlotte D
Stockton CA

Let me just "Clear the air" NOW! on this subject.

President-elect Barack Obama directs Federal Reserve TARP bailout traffic by putting homeowner tax credit convoy on hold.

Doug Ritchie
Pickering, Ontario Canada

Obama leads his well-dressed gang into battle against Braveheart's gang.

Pheww--Whom ever smelt it dealt it!!!

Cindy
Riverview, Mi

Who want's to hear me "Toot" the "Star Spangled Banner?"

Sorry, which way did you say was the nearest restroom?

Obama finds that an Electoral landslide still doesn't mean he can part the Potomac like Moses.

Do you want to see me direct traffic? In addition to being teacher's pet, hall monitor and president of my fifth grade class, I was captain of the Safety Patrol.

Charlotte D
Stockton CA

Who said directing traffic was hard.....

First I meet all of the living Presidents and now I start to wave like Richard Nixon.

Nothing up my sleeves!

President-elect Obama announces his new economic stimulus package: "You get a car! And you get a car! And you get a car!"

Jason
Columbus, Ohio

Stand this far away, I just had some chili!!

Please tell me there is not a hole in my suit under my arm. I just felt a sudden draft there. Yikes!

Charlotte D
Stockton Ca

Barack shows off his power to levitate.

Man...directing traffic is so much easier with the gloves and a whistle. C'mon people move it!!!

My promise to raise taxes on the rich went this way, and I'll be going that way.

Obama practices his Criss Angel levitation trick for next week's inauguration.

President-elect Obama directs traffic, in practice for working with Congress.

Obama tells Bush's moving van how to get out of town.

Look out for the "Obama Bomb."

The food at Hay-Adams hotel is good, but I needed to have some chili!

Not even the secret service will come near me. Damn that Ben's chili.

I once caught a fish...

You go your way...and I'll go mine.

PE Obama, stimulating the economy, one chili bowl at a time.

"Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today.."

Stay back, I just had two bowls of chili!

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Name that one """Michelle Way """ and that one over there
"""Barrack Avenue.""""

Stay back, I just had two bowls of chili!

hold on, hold on! Right over THERE is where I schooled Michael Jordan in a one-on-one...you know, when he was with the Wizards.

Doesn't it look like I'm touching this street sign? This is a good shot for beat 360!

To my left is Easy Street, and to my right is Good Times Drive!

The CONDUCTOR!

OK, boys. Let's show'em why my Secret Service codename is "Renegade"!

I’m feelin’ the love…

Those are not body guards behind him. Just like in the commercial, Obama's cellphone squad follows him everywhere he goes.

I want this and this side to be named Obama Avenue

You think I'm not confident in myself.? Just watch me do 'the parting the traffic miracle.'

President-elect Barack Obama directs convoy of his own political agenda while putting Bush legacy moving truck on hold down Pennsylvania Ave.

You, get the Band-Aids!
You, get the Neosporin!
Can we fix this nation?
...Yes we can.

Justin
Haddon Township, NJ

In an effort to show his enthusiasm as America's #1 public servant; Barack Obama directs traffic outside Ben's Chili Bowl after lunch.

Come on fellas..take your best shot. Let’s keep these bozos on their toes.

Lunch? Mission Accomplished.

I wouldn't stand "down wind", if, I were you!

Bring it on world! I'm a stud!

Barrett

Tustin,
California

After having the special of the day at Ben's Chili Bowl, Barack Obama tries to get a reporter to pull his finger.

HOLD IT ! Over THERE is a store that sells ANTACIDS !

Obama volunteering as a crossing guard for Sidwell Friends School.

"Okay everybody...you may want to stand back...the Chili I just ate is gonna be lethal !!!!!"

President-Elect Obama directs traffic to the inaugural site.

I'm not on the left or the right. I'm in the middle.

And now watch me part the waters of economic turmoil!

"Dog breeder to the right...
Pet shelter to the left...
We go left"

Once again proving he is The One:
Obama parts D.C. rush hour traffic

A dry run for inaugural day traffic control...

"Air Busciuts, Get 'em while the're hot"

No one said this president thing came with directing traffic!

Hold on now, I want YOU for Commerce Secretary!!

Yes I had the Blazin' hot chili bowl, and you are all in the line of fire.

So this is what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Obama does a basic hula move, letting his hands do the talking..."Go up the street, then turn right at the corner."

Stand back please because i think that the Chili is starting to work.

Hold it, I ONLY LOOK like someone! I'm actually the traffic cop. This way to Pennsylvania Avenue.

Until January 20th, I'll just direct traffic.

I've found him, the new White House Chef! Now, all we need is a dog!

That chili was great. Now, go ahead, pull my finger...I dare ya.

Now hold on, you go two blocks that way to get to the White House...or is it that way? Oh man, I've got myself all turned around now!

Hot today Chili tomorrow.

You've got Palin on one hand and Joe the Plumber on the other. What was McCain thinking?

Stand Back!!!! I had two bowls of chili.

"Okay band, 'Hail To The Chief' on my count . . . . a one, and a two . . . "

You can't be the leader of the free world without being able to direct a little traffic.

Showing his leadership skills President-elect Barack Obama directs disgruntled investor traffic outside of Madoff's apartment building.

Hope is this way, Change is that way.

"Only in America"

I've got the whole wide world in my hands.

I'm warning you -better stay back. I just ate some really fast-acting chili and it's all set to discharge.

Hey, guys which way to the gym?

Showing his leadership skills President-elect Barack Obama directs disgruntled investor traffic outside of Bernie Madoff’s Manhattan apartment building.

Doug Ritchie
Pickering Ontario Canada

the next bailout will be this big

"I'll bet you guys 10 bucks this taxi will stop for me now!"

Ex president and cabinet members that a-way!

Nobody leaves until I find my Blackberry!

Next stop.. dessert at Dairy Queen.

Pres. Elect Obama takes a minute from his busy schedule to
direct traffic.

Umm. Let me see... 'Black Mose'? Oh, no, no, no! That was Isaac Hayes (The Late Great). Oh, I don't know. I give up. Tell me.

Everyone stand back! I just had a big bowl of chili with extra onions and I'm now classified as a WMD.

Obama giving directions to the press: "Conservative media on the right, liberal media on the left, and I'll stand in between you two to show off my "centrist" position."

Obama giving directions to the press: "Conservative media on the right, liberal media on the left, and I'll stand in between you two to show off my "centrist" position."

Anne
DeLand, Florida

Can you believe that I have to direct traffic in order for our motorcade to get out of this side street.

Nothing to see here people, keep moving.

Look there's Wolf Blitzer bustin' a move again. Go Wolf Go!

This is my new car, and that's my new house.

This way everyone...Party at my house!!!

Mr. mayor, as soon as I can get this traffic stopped, it will be safe for you to cross.

Words alone could not describe the magnitude of the deficit.

Guys, since I had chili for lunch, you might want to give me some space.

We'll start with group one, and then group two comes in: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...

Hold it on the left while I let the traffic in front of our limo through.

1) No job is too small for Barack Obama as he shows his skills at directing traffic.

2) "Stand Back, here comes a good one!" That chili sure can disperse a crowd fast!

Laurie Cohen, Sylvania, Ohio

President-elect Barack Obama shows off his 2 for 1 Jos A Bank suit while directing traffic outside AC360 studios.

Barack impresses Secret Service with his imaginary gun marksmanship.

President-elect shows House Members human traffic light as part of his infrastructure and employment stimulus package.

The President-Elect demonstrates the proper way to direct traffic during the Inauguration parade.

Barack throwing down some gangsta rap.

Come on this way!!!!! There you go!!!! Stop and go!

Obama showing Secret Service his air gun technique.

You guys aren't sure which way it is to my hotel? I think it's this way.

Wait, you're my security people, I thought I don't need the pat-down inspection