Hey guys, I didn't hear her say "Simon Says...."

"Hey guys, take a look at this, they're really gonna seat John Burris!"

Even though they all were for McCain in November, the animals all lined up at the Inauguration to see the "otter" candidate become President.

We "otter" know better...yuck, yuck.

“Hey guys, take a look at this, they’re really gonna seat Roland Burris!”

Come on you guy's ... stand up and be counted!!!

" You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska."

I did I hear someone say sushi?

As he assumes the presidency, Barack Obama knows that all eyes are on him.

Ray Richardson, Greenfield, Indiana

"If you stand on your tippy toes and squint you can see Russia too!!!"

How’s my hair?

C'mon wife and kids.. Make sure we are all here and accounted for. We want to be sure to get our full stimulus check.

So who do you think Barrack will pick for his cabinet next???

“I can't believe we all wore the same outfit today.”

A polygamous otter poses with his wives for their annual family picture.

Annie Kate
Birmingham AL

And we shall stand tall build a damm so America will never fall !

"Who wants to play 7 minutes of heaven?"

"Whoa!!! Check it out, you really can see Russia!"

Look mates, that bloke just dropped some bangers over the fence!

"There's an elephant in the room. No seriously, there's an elephant in the room...RUN!"

Can we get a bailout?

No, not #4, I was calling the otter (other) one.

"Sorry guys , these were the only seats left for the presidential Inauguration."

Republican prarie dogs finally emerge almost 3 months after the election.

Otter#1: "I have the urge to throw my poo at spectators."
Otter#2: "Me too."
Otter#3: "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes!"

I'm Spartacus!

Otters of the Sea stage a sitdown. One brave soul stood to address the Sharks union head on.

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

Hey guys, look at that goofy guy taking our picture!

Run for it, fellas! They spotted our weed stash!

Evans, colorado 80620

"What?! We're not getting a bailout either!?"

News flash....Fox News unveils thier Newest Photos of thier News Team warning CNN to be on the look out for their new team making FOX NEWS the number 1 team in News for 2009.
Barb Madison
Butte, Montana

I Can't Believe I'm Standing Up For Obama.

The otter asked, "you've read your horoscope today?"

Teh otter let Obama choose something otter than a dog for a pet.

Whadya mean, "If you've seen one you've seen them all"?

Hey, buddy, beat it! You want trouble, you deal with me not the otter guys.

WHO are you calling a WEASEL?

What do you mean there's a cover charge on the sardines!

Lorie Ann, Buellton, Calif.

I hate when they talk that has a otter in a handwheel!

"ON NO, there's Anderson Cooper. We must be in part of that "Planet in Peril" show!

Heads Up! I was right guys! I do see the Disney people!

"Hey, you with the camera. Pull my claw!"

The zoo's "stocktake" doen't fully take into account the 1.5 million illigal imigrations that take place by birds looking for better nests.

Change you can stand up for.

We're not small! We're just fun-sized.

"Guys, I'm telling ya, if a couple of chimpmunks singing Christmas songs can make it, so can we!"

"POP GOES THE WEASEL"!!!

"Will the real slim shady please stand up"

"We know we're not as exciting as the porn industry, but can we get a bail-out too?"

The otter said to the census's representative:
"Please, hold my beer so I can get the wallet."

When the going gets tough, the tough stand up.

I'm pretty sure that I just saw Elvis.

What? Many otters here?
And the sixth otter goes to Gaza?

When everything all starts to look the same and is 'on the rocks' –stand up and be counted!

"No, I am Spartacus!"

"Hey if yous guys are givin' away bailouts to everyones, we' wants a piece of dat pie too"

If you ask us, we think that if a second stimulus package isn't passed soon... it will be an otter disaster.

The Oriental Otter Delegation of London completed its caucus today with the statement "You, humans, help an Otter out ... go green"

Kristie Holliday, Las Vegas, NV

I,d like to welcome you all to our "extraordinary gathering."

Alright who's first ?

Looking to trade higher with some of their 'Yen' for 'Pounds' these guys are disappointed to find that most curriencies are 'on the rocks'!

Get Otter here!

AW OH ! Its SARAH and SHE's PACKIN !!!

OK guys he's coming. On the count of three...the Fully Monty baby!

Crosses, you got ugly in the picture, hun!
It seems a Giant Otter.

" Nope from where I'm standing I can't see either how Obama's Tax Cut Plan will help stimulate the economy."

Dang! It's not Elvis. It's Anderson Cooper.

"Can I haz fish...pretty peas!"

Will the guy who voted for Bush please stand up?

We have the sushi, so where's the cook? Michael G.Kershaw, Temecula, CA

On behave of the otters her today , we would like to elected Rod Blagojevich as head Otter , because the rats wouldn't take him.

Stacy Lewis
Atlanta,GA

Well, at least one remembered the correct ettiquette and 'curtsied' as the Queen attended the zoo's annual event.

will the real anderson cooper please stand up?

You bet I want to be seated. I didn't pay and play for you for Nothing!

Is John Howard booting us out to a hotel, too?

Otter: "Hey you, in the back with the camera, snap that pix and I'll sue your pants off. Dang paparazzi! Can an otter and his family get some privacy in his own backyard."

Kristie Holliday
Las Vegas, NV

"Hey guys, check her out!"

Everyones lining up for the big day in dc – well in advance of the 20th

Senator Reid saying to the other Senator Democrats:
"Do you see what I see? Look its that Roland Burris coming back to try and claim his seat again. Can you believe that dude?

Very funny. Put the fish back. Now.

You 'otter' stand up to get a better view because it's better than just 'lion' or 'horsing' around like those animals over there!

"Just smile & pose boys. We'll escape with our spoons once they go away."

-Lafayette, LA.

"You know times are tough when you have to tap dance for your fish at the zoo."

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

Humans complain about a bail out . We spend most of our lives treading water .

Hey squirrel... this is otter turf!

“Just smile & pose boys. I know we’re not as pretty as Anderson Cooper, but we can try!”

-Lafayette, LA*

Children, you are ready?
We can't be late in ceremony of presidential possession.

Come on guys, I thought we were going to do the "wave"?

Will the real Mr. Otter please stand up?

We couldn't get seats for the inauguration, so we're trying to watch from here.

Oh boy! There's a Meerkat Manor marathon on tonight!

Will Obama lend us your blackberry?
He will have to leave off, even!

I see Burris. I guess we otter let him in!

There is only one Oriental small-clawed otter president at a time.

"Allright mates, this cameraman seems a little more wiley than the last one – so flank him from the right and the left to distract him – and I'll snag his fish 'n' chips while he's not looking."

They really voted to impeach Blagojovich?

"Polygamy works for me....right ladies?"

Stand up with me if you want to go to Obama's Inauguration!

"THIS IS IT ! I think we've reached THE OTTER LIMITS !!!

Now don't everyone get their knickers in a twist, this happens every year. I know times are tough, but I haven't heard any rumors of layoffs in the otter department yet.

Ok, Ok, I'll admit it. I did it!

All present and accounted for sir!

Four million are expected in Possession of Obama.
Run, Run, otters! Or we will not find a place!

Otters audition for the new season of "Meerkat Manor," but they're not fooling anyone.

You "otter" mind your own business & stop staring-it's not nice to stare!

What are those annoying humans doing to us now?

Dad can't stand it when mom makes everyone dress alike for the family portrait.

Jason
Tyler, Texas

Class photo of the 111th Congress of Oriental small-clawed otters.

AT least I'm man enough to stand up and be counted.

We gotta get OTTER here!

Obama has a bailout plan for mirthful aquatic carnivores?!

"I say, old chap–what a mess they're in across the pond!"

I am SPARTACUS!!

Hey it's Happy, Bashful, Dopey, Moe, Larry and Curly posing for the cameras.

They're saying that the Beyoncé will be in celebration of Possession of Obama!

HEY!........ You lookin at us?

During confirmation hearings Daschle was put under much scrutiny by the Senate panel.

One otter clearly stands above the rest.

"Is he going to get the senate seat?"
"I dunno, let's watch!"

"So Ed, I counted 114 humans today, what did you get?"

Finally out of the media spotlight, Acorn continues recruiting efforts for 2012.

You've got to stand up on tippy toes like this if you want any chance of seeing the inaugural motorcade go by.

I will NOT say cheese–can we go now????

There "otter" be a law against takeing our picture.

There’s no way I’m missing my property tax rebate this year.

Justice Roberts, Justice Thomas, Justice Ginsburg, get in the picture now.

Otters, GOOD NEWS!
Obama is the next edition of Spider-Man!
Peter Parker who take care!

I’m really tired of being counted as big rodents. It’s about time we got the respect we are due.

"Even these guys are dumfounded by our leaders."

Me and the boy's here, are wondering if you have any extra shellfish?

WE'd Rather be FISHIN !

Governor Granholm stays positive, telling Michigans not to sink when they otter swim.

Otters, is confirmed!
The Spider-Man will be on Inauguration Day!

All the otters were excited to have their picture taken for Beat 360,
but one of them jumped up in his zest.

Turn on the cuteness boys, the Obamas may change their mind about a dog.

Simon says " STAND UP".

The tallest otter: "If the President-elect and former Presidents can line up for a picture, so can we".

I say old chaps, where are my spectacles it is time for tea already!

Yes, we ordered the stuffed mouse with trimming.

Hey guys!!!
Look! There is Anderson Cooper of Planet in Peril reporting! we are standing up say hello!

Otters, you will not believe!
Porn industry wants 'bailout'!

These male otters show their interest when a female otter struts by in an otter bikini.

Everyone please rise for the Pledge of Allegiance.

Now, will the real Bernand Madoff please stand up...

They line the parade route early in hopes of catching a glimpse of Obama on Inauguration Day.

Look everyone – I can see Russia from our house.

"Will all those who think Blagojevich should stay in office and not be impeached please stand?"

Proof that there are weasels outside of Chicago.

I haven't seen this many weasels since the Governor Blagojevich inauguration.

Otters, are cute in the picture!
If the otters from Vancouver became famous on YouTube, imagine what will happen with us in AC360!

We dyed our hair to show support for Anderson while he's in Israel. With grey hair, we might get our own show on CNN. Cutest political team on television.

Caroline
New York, NY

c'mon guys i don't like this anymore than you do but we have to use this free portrait coupon before it expires!

Look, my pals here say if you've got bailout funds for the auto makers you got bailout funds for the otters.

Hey guys, did I just see the DOW drop another 300 points?

Allwyn Griffith
Kendall Park NJ

After this we make a break for the abalone display. I hear they’re a delicacy.

I am the spokesman for my family , and we wish to express to all ,that we hate when the british refere to us as Utter's .

Hey! is that guy bringing us Pizza?

Please join me in singing " Hail to the Queen"

Gray Otter Democrats pledge to fight tooth and claw for their economic stimulus package.

Hey Jude! Our paws hurt, so make sure the census taker gets all six of us!

"We smell a Rat."

Otter elect, and his cabinet member's

EVERYONE was watching on Sasha and Malia's first day of school

Fair Lawn, NJ

Hey Jude! Our paws hurt, so make sure the census taker gets all six of us.

Wanda Taliaferro
Edison, NJ

I said that need not stay in Alaska to appear on Planet In Peril.
Uhu! Tonight we're next to Mr. Cooper!

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen – I'm Roland Burris, the junior Senator from Illinois.

The worsening financial crisis is causing Otter confusion in London.

Sweet ! They did leave the door open! On your mark..Get set....

Residents of Knoxville, TN report unusual side effects after swimming in the Emory River.

Larry Flint to Congress.... See, I told you the porn industry needs help, this is all we can afford these days!!!!

I "otter" make mention of the rest of my transition team here today.

A group of otters wait in the unemployent line. The bleak economy has forced the local zoo to downsize.

Hey, why are you starring at me? Haven't you ever seen some otters waiting to get cards for inauguration?!

The new British invasion! These lads from London that call themselves "The Otters" are currently topping the pop charts with their new hit single "I Otter Know Better With a Girl Like You!"

Doesn't being higher placed than the rest earn me the senior discount?

"What, you want a piece of me?"

Madam Chairperson, I move to adopt the articles of impeachment against Rod Blagjovich.

A tax cut in this economy? What "otter" nonsense!

What up dog?

Fella's......I'm going to stand up in the middle.....and LOOK! We DO look like the 5 presidents....(but who's the guy on the end?)

Trying to ruin our home with all your carbon while our daughters are sleeping? We'll bite you in your sleep to prevent it (because that's everything we can do).

Laguna Niguel, CA

Otters, are breaded, glued on each other, huh!
Let's fool the Census!

CNN's newly formed economic panel gather to discuss the porn industry's request for a bailout. Some are obviously a little more 'excited' than others

..how many otters will it take to pass your simulus package...

Getting a head up on the competition

You–the one standing, come forward, the rest of you are free to go.

How cute... Even sea otters are lined up in a row waiting for a bailout.

Do you see what I see?

Cindy
Riverview, Mi

The otter world's president-elect poses for a photo with his 5 predecessors

"Which one of you is the ring leader?"

Seriously, if we can be seated, why not Roland Burris?

HEY MOM! .......MOM!.......Watch this dive!

Oh look, this is otterly ridiculous!!!

Cindy

Riverview, Mi

The Congressional Otter Caucus votes unanimously to bite Burris' toes off.

"Hey! Who you callin' stumpy?!?"

We should be so lucky to get them in the US Senate.

Get a load of that babe across the pond!

Just lobbying for a piece of the bailout.

Is that Heather or a flamingo?

We OTTER be in PICTURES !!!

On the otter hand, they are weirdly cute.

Animals at the a Chicago zoo protest "spray to play" politics

OK, very funny, who let the weasle in?!?!

Tennessee Valley otters noticing something different about their favorite swimming spot.

These hemorrhoids are killing me.

While the others lay low, Ollie the otter surveys the area for any sign of Lou Dobbs before he and his friends attempt to swim across the border.

If the porn industry is entitled to a stimulus package, what about us? No one's coming to the zoo anymore.

Even the oriental small-clawed otters heard about the bailout cash and want it..!

1/8/09 Otter photo caption:

Flanked by his neighbors, the president of the local burrow-owners association pleads for stricter weed-whacker controls.

The otters stood and watched, wide eyed and still; much like the media waiting for access to Gaza.

Fa, accompanied by Do, Ra, Me, So and La looks on pensively as Te is escorted by immigration officials for deportation back to Indonesia.

Come on guys stand up! We have something to say.

Sanjay Gupta would never had gotten anywhere without us endangered species. You think he returns our phone calls now?

Private Oliver the Otter suddenly realized he had "volunteered" for latrine duty when all the other guys sat down.

Hey fellas, it's Chevy's 57 chevy model downsized!

Anderson's stunt double team for the shark swim shoot

Alright, who's the weasel?!?!

" Marco! Polo! "

Thought I'd fish for some of that bailout money and start my own videos-Otters gone Wild-ya baby– oh behave

Hey, what's that? It's a bird.. it's a plane.. no! It's a flying shoe!

But I tell you..I've been appointed by the govenor...I AM your new senator!

Will the real "Joe the Plumber" please stand up?

Sean John's latest in environmentally sound apparel.

OK, very funny guys, who let the weasel in?!?!

Do we get royalties?

oy look at that old bird over there,! h never mind mate it's that Camilla woman, you know the one that's married to the chap with the ears ha ha ha ha ha

The Detroit Lions offensive line poses for a picture.

Hey, we paid for an Illinois Senate seat! We want our money back.

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon... some fish...anything?"

Okay guys, this is high quality stuff. When the fish for the inaugural ball arrives, we'll have a two minute window once the driver gets out of the truck. Remember, YES WE CAN!

Hey guys! Did I just see the DOW drop another 300 points?

Otter's get a $250 dollar tax break under the Obama plan.

Obama makes up "otter" positions – here are his latest appointees.

Michelle says:
"Obama, we can't take those otters for the White House!
Otherwise, the census will be shorn!"

Harry Reid's smarter cousins.

Marco ??? Polo !!! Marco ???? Polo !!! Marc ( slap) crickey will you stop sayin that you sound like a rudy Canadian.

Ok Guv, me and my mates want to have some of da bailout moola to go
down to the second hand shop and get fitted out for bigger claws.

Hey! Where'd the 'otter' Russia go?

Head and shoulders above the rest!

OK, guys, all pile on the weasel!

Fine, if you want me to sign Burris' appointment certificate. I'll do it.

George W, Herbert Walker, Bill and Jimmy, I gathered you here today for advice on one crucial issue: They want to take away my blackberry and I feel naked without it.

Did somebody say "bangers and mash" for lunch today?!?!

With their careers all but washed up, Epstein, Horshack, Vinnie , Freddie 'Boom Boom Washington, Gabe and Julie reunite in "Welcome Back Otter"!

Now look serious. We must show up in numbers or they might take away our view of Russia

president Obama announces his new cabinet

Did someone say free sushi?

" OTTER than FISHIN " !

Overheard in the cheap seats at the Inauguration:

I think I can see the top of his head.

Me and my posse offer 2 fish for a senate seat

Look deep into my eyes...you don't want those fish...

and a one and a two... ( lawrence welk accent)

As the auditions for Puxsantawney Phil come to a close for another year, Ramon and the "otter" hopefuls refuse to take rejection sitting down.

We got three bars on the cell phone, Harry, hurry up and call the pizzaria and tell'em extra anchovies!!

Hey, can we get some wasbi with our sushi?

Will the 111th Congress please come to order!

Sylvia, the middle child was always looking for attention.

These otters feel overlooked and are jealous that President-elect Obama gets to pose with all those former presidents, so they've decided they must show the world how the power structure works in their natural world. Yes, even in a London Zoo! The newly confirmed commander-in-chief otter "Otto the Chosen One" stands tall, while all the other former otter leaders bow in dignity and respect for their newly chosen leader. This is how to show honor to "Otto the Chosen One!"