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"Get over here or I'll hit you with this!"

Pelosi, showing what she's learned from Illinois now that the democrats have the majority. If you can't join 'em,....beat 'em.

Let me see if I can crack the brown veneer with this hammer...

Each has the Congress that deserves (Laughing...)

touch me and i'll smack you, knucklehead

Speaker Pelosi demonstrates physically what happened to the Republicans on November 4th.

Gentlemen, come owner of the house!

Honey, here the last word is always yours!
(Since that is: "Yes, sir!")

"can i have a kiss?"
"only if can hit you in the face"

And they said that I was bad policy, poor platform of, awful of oratory!

Please, please don't hurt me! I just wanted to see what it felt like to sit here.

Nock on wood , keep this hammer for the economy

steve ramsey
alberta

What are you going to cook today dear?
I hope it is a pork

steve ramsey
alberta

No, Nancy. Capitol croquet is played underhanded.

Gulf Shores, AL

Bush thinking: "Even though it is ending ...
Lack little"

no john!! we're both married!!

"Before I got to Washington, I had NO idea how powerful the croquet lobby was."

Roses are red ,hammer is wood
USA people are evcting there homes and have no food
Tell me if you did get your pork ,next time i will use the fork on your head and that i would.

steve ramsey
alberta

Thanks, John. I've always wanted to take a crack at it!

- Juliann Budimir, Los Angeles

We've got to stop meeting like this.
Ray Richardson, Greenfield, Indiana

" I double dog dare ya John to try and kiss me again "

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail.

Pelosi – " Maybe I can beat Your Republican views out off Your head "

Hang on, John, one of your carpet tacks is coming loose.

"John, did you realize that your name's an anagram of B Hornee?"

Boy! I'd love to knock some sense into you!

- Juliann Budimir, Los Angeles

Thank God that this isnt a scythe.

Speak softly and carry a big gavel.

During the new session of Congress, the Democrats promise to be more "hands-on" with their republican counterparts.

Watch that hand, John, or you'll be seeing stars minus the stripes!

- Juliann Budimir, Los Angeles

Women, this here isn't an auction, no.

"Yeah, it IS Hillary's pantsuit. And your point is...?":

Let me hammer this point home! " I am the first woman Speaker of the House!"

Pelosi – " I hear You didn't like my speech on the bailout, well You might like this better when I smack You over the head"

Nancy whips out her "Fili-Buster" when John Boehner and the Republicans get out of hand.

"There! Not a hair out of place! And I assure you the headache's only temporary."

Shoulda had a V8

steve ramsey
alberta

Okay, dude, now i'll take the lead!

YOU WISE GUY....WHY I OUGHTA....(tone like Three Stooges)

Kimberly S.
Dallas, Texas

What? Did we run out of aenesthetic?

steve ramsey
alberta

"Oh, stop your sniveling John. It's Barack's new stimulus package. EVERYone gets a gavel."

" This is awkward Mr. Boehner I'm clearly not feeling this chemistry as much as You "

"John, there's a fly on your forehead!"

Nancy and John prepare to hammer out a stimulus package.

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and Minority Leader John Boehner reenact the Britney-Madonna kiss.

Pelosi " Kiss me once shame on You, kiss me twice and I'll beat You into the middle of next week "

"Don't make me use this, John. Get your right hand out of my pork barrel."

Now be real still.....there's a mosquito on your head.

Lets get this stimulis package passed or I'll boink you over the head with this!

Pelosi and Boehner tell each other,
"You da man."
"No, you da man!"

"Love Ya Knuclehead"

It's hammer time!!!

Just a little more to the left John, just a little more.

Now let me see if I can knock some sense into you.

We'll be hammering home our message to you republicans all year!

Put the hammer down and let's dance.

Nancy Pelosi says, "Touch me, and the toupee gets it!"

Speaker Pelosi unveils the Democrats new plan for bi-partisan negotiation!

"I John, do take thee Nancy, as my Speaker of the House."

"Nancy... testing my reflexes does not include my skull!"

John Boehner: Thanks for taking over. Look out for the guy in the third row...his shoes are untied."

We couldn't find your broomstick, Nancy. Hopefully this gavel will suffice.

"Knock 3 times on my forehead if you waaaant me, twice only if the answer is noooo!

I'm powerful or not?

Nancy Pelosi ushers in post-partisan era by bludgeoning Republican counterpart.

House Speaker Pelosi uses her gavel to "drive home" the idea that "It takes a woman to clean House!"

Come on, we have much work to do!

" Hit me again, Nancy, I'm beginning to like it."

Watch the hands, Boehner. I'm packin'.

John, let's play the Gong show.

I said: "Abortion is a matter optional"

Shoulda had a V8, John Boehner!

Nancy Pelosi: OMG. Just like home, I have to fix everythign myself!

If I could break the ice in Greenland, imagine here!

You like it? I picked it up cheap at one of those foreclosure garage sales!

Cougars Rule!

"John, if you call me Hillary one more time I am going to hit you with this gavel."

John, this is so tempting!!!

3-to-1 odds says I can dent your hair with this thing.

Get out, get out! Now I am!
I took, but I arrived!

"It's works perfectly for stone crab and is a great literal and metaphorical ice breaker."

"Give me a hug and get out of my chair."

Okay, Nancy, now will you stop singing "If I had a hammer"?

Trust me John, you need this .Don't forget to pass it on to Blagojevich too!

Good thing I'm not left handed. It won't hurt that much when I open the session by rapping on your forehead.

You really didn't fall for that BIPARTISAN nonsense DID YUH ???

You knew that the launch of the hammer is an Olympic sport.

"Try anything, and I'll brain you with this gavel."

"How does it feel to be in the minority party now, Boehner?"

We're not dancing anymore baby, this is MY chair now so get out before before I pop you on the head with MY new toy!

I'm gonna beat that fake tan right off you, John!

You knew that the Woman of the Stone Age already used the hammer.

"Watch those hands, Mister. You don't want me to use this on your head."

Stand still so I could knock some sense into that republican thing you call a brain...

Archaeological findings show primitive forms of hammers.

Democrat Nancy Pelosi demonstrates bipartisanship by bopping Republican John Boehner on the head.

"Let me show you how it's done"

"Knock-knock!" "Who's there?" "Nancy!" "Nancy who?" "Nanananana, see you later, Republicans!"

Pelosi begins the 111th Congress with the traditional game of "Whac-a-Repbublican".

"Ha Haaa...NOW who's boss?"

So are you going to kiss me or are you going to hit me.

"Oh, Gosh.... I was told not to look her directly in the eyes."

There's more than one way for women to break the glass ceiling!

let me wipe off those white flakes....thanks, I forgot to use my head and shoulders

Talk to me like you did in college, Nancy.

Pelosi demonstaretes a bipartisan smack up side the head.

By the power of Grayskull... I have the power!

Go, Nancy, go!

After 'convincing' by Pelosi, Boehner changes his vote.

BEAT 360 ?..... I,d rather BEAT YOU !!!

"Mmm...Nancy...how about a kiss?"
"You just try it, buster...I've got a gavel and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Finally, we can stop people from coming in...just like they are doing in the Senate!

"BEAT" 360, you say???????????

"It's hammertime, can't touch this"

And they say Democrats and Republicans can't get along!

If you were a good boy, Santa Claus will reward you.

As it's her birthday, Nancy gets first crack at the John Boehner pinata.

Hey Nancy, let's agree upon a stimulus package and seal it with a kiss.

Nancy delights in a good game of 'Wack the Mole' before settling down to business.

Nancy if you bang me with that thing one more time I'm telling Obama.

This is just a little preview of what is going to be going on in congress in at-least the next 4 years

Nancy prepares to tenderize more pork that is Washington politics as usual, in a bypartisian fashioned suit.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

"I have one of these at home too, I use it for a meat tenderizer!"

Let's knock the economy back on track!

"The one and only time Pelosi will resemble a knockout."

And this is the new politics, silence the opposition.

Brandon
Murray, Kentucky

The definition of a pounding headache.

Nancy Pelosi shows how she will get the Republicans to behave.

Thanks John. Now get out of my seat or I'll knock you unconscious!!

Almost there...If I can just reach into her pocket, I can disable her.

Quit doddling John, or I'll show you the business end of the gavel. I've got work to do.

“Bang, bang Nancy’s wooden hammer came down upon his head!"

"This new gavel will go nicely with that hushed up raise we're all getting this year!"

Thanks John, but with two lawsuits pending I think the Senate needs this more than we do.

You only see the STRIPES, NOW let me show you some STARS !!!

"Speak softly, but always carry a big gavel!" (Nancy quote)

You're welcome to stay at the podium since I'm inviting all of the children to come forward for my swearing in.

You try kissing me I'll bop you!!

My arms on your shoulder, your hand's on my waist, your eyes closed, lips almost puckered...

CAN I SMACK YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A disarming smile masks the Speaker’s true intent..

Make nice or I’ll bonk you!

Come here and let me knock some sense into you, you conservative right-wing nut!

Speaker Pelosi hammers out a deal with Minority Leader Boehner

So you think we’re going to give you the $800 million…?

"I TOLD you there is NO SMOKING in here!"

IIf you don't behave, I'll haved to use the gavel on you, SO NO partisan politics or ELSE!!!!!!!!! Remember I'm the majority leader, not you,,.................

This new spirit of bipartisanship…it’s like a first date.

You’d better duck…

I’ve always wanted to do this.

"Come any closer and I'll knock the tan off you!" Latarsha – Jacksonville, FL

It's ok Johny, there's nothing wrong with loosing an election and an eye

I guess I'm going to have to put you in your place Mister.

Finally... something to work with!!

Gaza here I come!

"OK John, now hold still and you wont even know what hit you!"

Vote for the bailout, or the gavel will take you out!

John, if you don't get your hand off me, you will be wearing this gavel !

I'm the most powerful woman in U.S.!
Hahaha ...

"Come on John.... I only want to see if I can ring your bell."

C'mon a my House!

No, it's my gavel! Now back off or else!

Does Minority Leader , ring A bell ?

You might want to give this to Hillary for the next time she tries to break through the glass ceiling.

Pelosi and Boehner dance to the Elvis classic, "Love me Tenderized"!

Hey Johnny...c'mon a my House!

"So just hit this desk with this wooden thing and people listen to you." – Boehner

This is not going to workout, the gavel will always come between us!

"This is what you get for having a better dye job than me, Boehner!"

May I borrow this to break the glass ceiling.

Look Nancy I don't think that's what they mean when they say "RING" in the new year!

"Say my name..."

Nice to see a man be in the "minority".

Nancy, you look like the Statue of Liberty.

Nancy Pelosi, National Whack-a-Mole Champion

Nancy Pelosi doing her best Eartha Kitt "Hey Johhny....c'mon a my House!"

I'm in charge now.... get out of my way.

It's time we put you republicans in line.

If we bail out any more banks,insurance companies,brokerage firms,trust funds and car companies were going to need a sickle to go with this hammer!!!!!

Oh, it's so great to have power at you FINGERTIPS!!!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!

" I am woman..... HEAR ME KNOCKING??????"

Let's see if this will make a dent in this crummy economy.

The power in the House used to reside with Rep. Tom "The Hammer" DeLay. Now, the power is wielded by Rep. Nancy "The Gavel" Pelosi.

"Do you play AC Beat 360 John? I think this is what they really mean."

Oh John, you always know how to spoil a girl.

....In case that junior senator from Chicago gets in.....

Socialninja
San Antonio, Tx

"Bonk? I'll show you bonk, Boehner!"

"John do you think this will help me get those pork barrels opened?"

The Republicans don't know with whom they got!

Bang, bang Nancy's wooden hammer came down on his head; bang, bang, Nancy's wooden hammer turned the US blue from red.

Easy, Easy, I do what you want!

This gives new meaning to "hammering out a deal."

Nancy Pelosi continues what voters began on November 4.

"Oy Gavelt (Geh-vollt); this thing is heavy. It would have cost a fortune to Mallett (mail it)"

I'll interrogate everyone. Will not leave one!

Smell it, smell it, smell it............Now take it!

You have no idea what the 233 seats are whispering to me about what to do with this gavel!

Hey John want some good old liberal slap and tickle?

Minority leader John Boehner goes in for a hug as speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi goes in for a smack.

"Tell me where you got that dye job, Boehner, or else!!"

Please, from every concerned American, use that gavel for good instead of evil!

Move that hand any lower and the gavel will be yours again.

Knock, Knock – don't mess with the lady in charge!

No! I don't want to be donkey kong, you can be donkey kong!

Have you seen my new Galahger inpresion???

Most dangerous is that temptation that doth goad us on to sin in loving virtue.

now be good or else i'll beat you with it

Nancy Pelosi reacts to John Boener's comment: "You must have enjoyed your holidays -I see you've put on a few extra pounds".

Mirror, mirror my own:
"Who better dance?"
And the mirror replied: "Hillary!"

i love the way how you hold it nancy

Bonk THIS, Buckeye!

Remember...leave plenty of room for Jesus.

Nancy, I'll need this back. I kinda promised Roland Burris he could take it home as a souvenir for his trip to Washington.