Three little monkeys in a tub!

HEY LOOK THE BIG 3 THEY LOOK WARM BUT NOT OUT OF THE COLD!!!

Lamont Austin
Tucson Az

Sue sported her new fur hat into the hot tub. When a couple of her friends joined her with the same hat, she realized there was a lot of monkey business going on.

” We didnt get inauguration seats either” !!

Nicole Scurfield
Monroe, LA

Japanese monkeys demonstrate how to drown fleas.

“Madoff hoodwinked us too” !!

Nicole Scurfield
Monroe, LA

What do you mean – you saw me in New York on New Years Eve?? It must have been my other hat!

Jean, Canada

” Blago promised us the seat”

Nicole Scurfield
Monroe, LA

This rare species of monkey is best known for being the only member of the animal kingdom with a worse hairdo than Governor Blagojevich.

Now here’s a Big 3 that could use a bailout!

Candidates for RNC chairman take part in the Monkey-Suit in a Hot Tub Competition

Monkey see, Monkey do – but this is just silly.

Jean, Canada

Hm, must be where they came up with the hats mom used to put us kids in in the early 1970’s!!!

Waddaya say we grab a little sushi after we’re done here in the hot tub?!?!

That negative 360 temperature gives us that silverd-fox like look we’ve been going for !-

With the start of the new year, wall street tries to warm up after a deep freeze

How can I get on the list to get into one of those zoo’s that has nice hot water and three square meals a day?

Uhhhh, Fred, I know we’re friends, but that’s over the line!!

“We must’ve been on Santa’s naughty list… we didn’t get the massage jets we wanted for Christmas.”

Govenor Blagojevich’s hair transplanet treatment gone wild!

…And the “smart humans” pay thousands for hot tubs…

Japanese announce comprehensive energy plan involving monkey-thermal power.

Uhhhhh, Fred, please tell me that WASN’T your hand!

My ears are still freezing! These fury hats don’t help at all.

“Either of you bring any whiskey?”

So Camilla, Parker and Bowles settled in for a nice soaking.

Just like the MADOFF’ VICTIMS, were getting a good SOAKING !!!

“Did either of you bring any suki?”

The heads of The Federal Reseve, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, like most Americans, have been left out in the cold.”

Where’s Bubbles?

“Burr!”

With the global economy in the state it’s in, this is the closest we’re gonna get to a spa!

The Republican Party rests, regroups and plans what their next move will be.

Priceless!!!!

(To me????)

I think I just caught a fish (or he caught me)!!!

FINALLY WE CAN CAN DO DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR NEW AFRO’S WE GOT THIS WINTER

Top executives from AIG are again caught on another extravagant junket.

NOW WE CAN LET OUR BUTTS DEFROST FROM THE COLD

Marco…polo…

Japan’s version of the “Big 3″ get ready for their trip to Washington.

How long until Spring?

“Hey guys, doesn’t this remind you of hanging in the hot tub in Vegas with those guys from AIG?

That crook Madoff, made off with our life savings, that’s why we’re here freezing instead of in Florida with the snowbirds.

HEY WHAT ‘S HE DOING BACK THERE

Blagojevich’s hair envy!

“Dude, quit making bubbles!”

WHY DO I HAVE TO TAKE A BATH WITH YOU GUYS AGAIN

… and the bartender says, “Why the red face?”

“How do you like our new $200 Ugg hats?”

Not to be outdone by those mop-topped Beatles, the Monkeeys debut their latest fab hair styles while enjoying a public bath in Japan!

In a testimate to just how brutally cold this winter has been, local zoos are providing all the animals with their very own Parkas!

Nothing better than a good hot bath, be embraced with someone and watch a good TV show.
Japanese monkeys: we see in AC360 (Laughing. ..)

Quiet, Fur Coats and masks will not get us out of this mess!

That wasn’t me! These must be sulphur springs or something.

Unknown Bush political appointees find themselves out in the cold as Obama’s inauguration date approaches. Oy vey!

“Dude, stop with the bubbles! If I wanted a jacuzzi I’d be hanging out at the AIG junket.”

“Honey, I know I promised we’d go to hawaii for vacation, but we need to budget in this economy right now – just pretend your on a ski vacation in St. Moritz – people pay a lot of money over there to do this kind of thing.”

Oh no — I think I just caught another fish (or should I say one just caught me)!!

squatters are already beginning to stake out viewing locations to the Obama inauguration….

” What a party we had with Anderson and Kathy but I have to ask: Where did we get these wigs?”

Each has the fireplace it deserves.

Monkey # 1 ” but everybody pees in the pool ”
Monkey # 2 ” Not from the diving board “

Sake, Geisha girls, hot springs-man are the perks great now that Hillary is Secretary of State and she put Bill in charge of entertainment.

“When we get out of the hot tub, let’s thank congress for that bailout money!”

And that crazy, hockey-mom said that global warming was a joke.

“All this talk of bulls and bears…we got soaked last year.”

WHO’S THE THIRD WHEEL ???

Wolf Blitzer’s bandmates relax before Wolf arrives for the reunion tour.

Uhhhh, Fred, next time we all take a bath together, maybe you should go a little lighter on the wasabi!

“Oh no, here comes Sarah Palin!”

Hair transplants gone wild!

Three monkeys are left expressionless upon hearing that their uncles are Big 3 CEO’s, Rick Wagoner, Alan Mulally and Robert Nardelli.

This is my favorite way to fish! Not only do we get good meal, but every time you catch a fish it feels GREAT!

CEO Purgatory:

I told you guys we shouldn’t of flew in on the private Jets.

Don’t worry, Obama will save us. Has anybody seen Obama?

Does this ice cold water make my hair look big?

Japan’s version of the “Big 3″ get ready for their trip to Washington.

Candace
Yellowknife, NT
Canada

Monkeys in a ofurô (bath) natural.
Nature is wise and always finds a way to resolve their difficulties.
We should follow their examples.

We see, hear and speak evil. What’s it to you?

So its true CNN is all about Monkey Business or Politics !!!

Waking up in a hot tub with two strange monkeys, Bonzo realizes that that 4th Cosmopolitan was probably a bad idea.

Hear no evil, See no evil and Speak no evil join the Polar Bear Club.

Japanese mokeys go GREEN by bathing together!

The pre-election American Economy…
Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil, no matter how hot or high the water gets.

Part of the Polar Bear Club…? No. We lost our keys in here somewhere!

This is a lot more FUN than being in a BARREL !

So it’s agreed, Burris has to get past us before he can get to the Senate.

Saru mo ki kara ochiru
Even monkeys fall from trees

Japanese proverb especially relevant today.

Slidell,La.

Breaking News: New mod hair style takes Japan by storm!

GEE I’m depressed–2009 is no big deal; the crisis in the Middle East is a real bummer!

Don’t look at me. YOU had the beans.

And this is supposed to be fun!

Typical Japanese family enjoys a liesurely public bath!

Monkeys in Japan practicing for global warming

Hey hey we’re the monkees, and people say we monkey around!

“Hai Hai we’re the Monkees.”

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

I know it’s cold but does PETA know you’re wearing fur

Renee
Niagara Falls

Oh, those whackey Japanese monkeys!

Those march of the penguins should try this to keep warm.

They sure better have some heated towels when we get out of here.

Anderson and Kathy after the New Year’s Eve Broadcast.

Exhausted monkeys relax in a hot tub after partying too much on New Year’s Eve.

I’m so glad Aspen is back to normal after that brute scared us out of our wits!

The see no evil hear no evil speak no evil monkees take a break.

Monkeys is not people, but have their rights.

Too much monkey business always lands you in hot water.

CNN Breaking News: Blitzer’s band makes rare reunion appearance in Japan!

“I don’t know about you but I could use a little global warming.”

The monkey sisters learn why you can’t wash your hair after a perm.

We’re Mavericks!

” Now we know how Barach Obama felt when his picture was taken in his bathing suit last New Years Day “

Now I know what they mean. It is colder than a brass monkey!

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

These chimps are in as much hot water than Governor Blagojevich himself; the resemblance is striking.

The three wise monkeys ‘See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Speak No Evil’ are too exhausted to place their hands in the proper positions after the year 2008.

Anderson and Kathy should have tried this to keep warm new years eve.

Uhhhh, Fred, that BETTER not be what I THINK it is!

Guess this will teach us not to monkey around with the stock market now we have to slowly liquidate our frozen assets.

I heard that W might be granting clemency to hot tubbers.

Anderson Cooper ignored us in Times Square.

You gotta love this global warming :0)

Don’t worry, we can ride this one out. In then yeare, we willhave the only undeveloped land with a waterview in Yamanouchitown. Good thing, because I heard the retirement village is a real zoo.

What time did Blitzer say he was joining us?!?!

This cold weather is driving us bananas!

Okay ,WHO’S MONKEYING with my tail?????

“And the second runner up for the Tina Turner look-alike contest is…”

I’ll bet Erica Hill would really liven up this party!

“monkeys, broadcast journalists alike, suffering (?) from premature graying, promptly proven wimps.”

In the film The Planet of the Apes, Charlton Heston gave the famous “kiss” on Doctor Zira – something against? Japanese monkeys taking hot bath is a thing of our day-to-day.

Did you see the Weather Channel yesterday? Burr is” cold in Chicago.

You know, it just ain’t the same without Blitzer!

I’ve heard of conserving energy , but this is for the apes!!!!

Andy and Kathy are still thawing out after their big late night bash!!

Anyone up for a little game of “monkey in the middle?”

“Okay, so I was wrong…. mabe it’s Not as nice as the BAHAMAS!!!!”

We are in a pool of monkey business, and no one can touch us

Rats, no one started a fire for when they get out.

Forget monkey see, monkey do, we got out of that hedge just in time.

The monkeys decided to take a nice bath to wash away all the horrible jokes being made about them on the 360 blog.

Afro-kin monkeys vacation in Japan.

“Hey…where’d Bob go?”

Remember to leave the heater on tonight, Al Gore is swinging by tomorrow.

This witness protection program is NOT what I thought it would be!

Toyota assembly line workers relaxing after work and feeling greatful they still have their jobs.

“Quick, someone take a picture so we can be on ireport!”

The last thing we remember was Kathy & Anderson counting down for Hiliary…… Wonder wher they ended up?????

“All right, who’s responsible for the warm spot?”

Japanese monkeys in the snow-covered valley of Yamanouchi do their best to fight shrinkage!

These hats will look great while we are in our seats in the reflecting pond for the inaugural

You think that you have it tough? Back when I was your age, we didn’t have enough to rub two sticks together.

Bush should take note – these 100% authentic fur hats are sure to keep your head safe from any flying shoes!

What do you get when you cross an Illinois governor and a spider monkey?

“I still can’t believe Kathy Griffin threw something at us on New Year’s Eve!”

Signs that 80’s big hair is “so in”: When even Japenese monkeys rock it!

Govenor Blagojevich goes to a Hairdo contest……..

Natalie McCoy
Corona, NY

Hey Paul, Where did you say is our bailout money?

Boy, did you see the Trojans on those Lions on the tube yesterday? Talk about your king of the jungle!

Just be cool a little while longer. The park closes in 1/2 hour.

Japanese monkeys in the snow-covered valley of Yamanouchi discover an innovative solution to the problem of shrinkage!

Three’s a crowd….move over!!!

The “spa” Yamanouchi is exclusive in the monkeys, huh, then come not think of entering this party.

Can someone page Dr Gupta?

“Are those the Clintons?….And are they DANCING?”

Seriously, stop humming the theme from “Jaws”! You’re scaring me.

I can see RUSSIA from here!

Have you tried that new sushi spot yet?

WOE IS ME! I got a you know what on my back !

Hey guys, this is Rodrigo from Peru…

Well I really can tell that the lower left monkey is enjoying the hot spring, look at it’s face, it all red!

I wonder if the monkeys are able to dive into the lake/pond and have a full warm up.

Anderson: Kathy, I told you with all of your monkeying around on New Years Eve that you’d get us in really hot water!!

Cindy..Ga.

OK who peed in the water ?

You can’t even take a nice soak without the papparrazzi showing up.

Barber shop friends of Rod Blagojevich taking a dip in Lake Michigan.

Hey kitcho, is that a Japanese man in a fur cap standing behind us?

“mon-key-weiser”

Blagojevich needs to use our hair brush!

Never fails at these things. Someone’s always got a finger where it shouldn’t be.

Already guessed if “Curious George” was there.
The confusion would be good!

There are still a few who won’t be happy without a monkey in the White House anymore.

Ya man, ouchi, hot but nice!

“Enjoy the perks now men…who knows what 2009 will bring”

With the start of the new year, wall street is starting to warm up after a deep freeze

(forgot to put where i’m from before)

Who would have ever thought that the polar ice caps would melt?

Eeny, meeny and miny enjoy the warmth while moe waits onshore.

Slidell,La.

That’s the last time we wear fur on a Red Carpet.

“You think I can do Blagoveich like Tina Fey does Sarah Palin?”

“Chia Pet” the pottery that grows.
Soak your Chia, Spread the seeds, Keep it watered and watch it grow!

Todays special value on QVC…Faux fur thermal hats, one size fits all, guaranteed to keep you warm. Call now, they’re going fast, only 1000 left. Sorry we just sold out

We all are “Like monkeys trying to snatch the moon’s reflection on water.”

Slidell,La.

Belinda from Menard Texas writes:

Peta? I thought they said Rita. That was the last time we wear fur on the Red Carpet.

Illinois citizens fed-up; throw corrupt politicians in Lake Michigan.

Evolution in action.

Hey, we can see Alaska from here.

“Hey Herb, it’s your turn to get out and set the bubble-jet timer.”

“Chia Pet” the pottery that grows.
Soak your Chia, Spread the seeds, Keep it watered and watch it grow!

My caption for the monkeys photo is: Plop. plop, frizz, frizz, oh, what a relief it is!

rub-a-dub-dub three monks in a tub!

“Quick! Someone take a picture so we can be on ireport!”

The Tina Turner hairstyle is very popular here in Japan. Sinéad O’Connor was last years look.

Call room service! Have them send some more of that finger food up.

Hey look! We can see Alaska from here!

hmm! .. and we thought “Joe the plumber” wont mess up this time!