You had me at hello.
At 3:00 am.

Hillary Clinton learns that she will be in charge of all 2:00AM phone calls.

"Hillary, Govenor Palin kept saying that in times like these we can't blink, so I challenge you to a staring contest."

When I said the phone would ring at 3am, you didn't know i'd be the one calling!

Yahoo! With Hillary fourth in line to the presidency, David Gergen is guaranteed employment as Obama's offical food taster for the next four years!

Bill Who?

You can hold your breath 'til you turn blue but Biden was still first to call shotgun for the ride back to the airport.

Hillary thinking: "I may be smiling in your face, but you know I'll stab you in your back the first chance I get, right?"

If I smile maybe he won't notice the little green eyed monster my shoulder.

Dust off the suit bags, the sisterhood's hitting the road.

Okay, first things first: we have Ahmadinejad over for tea.

Look into my eyes, count slowly back from 10, you're now under my power!

I dont really like the word 'secretary ' Barack...so how about we change it to Grand Poobah of State, hmmmmmmm?

Hillary, remember what I said? No running for president in 2012 as long as I make you Secretary of State.

This canary ain't half bad!

I imagine humble pie is on the menu for the celebratory dinner.

Have you ever been with an "experienced" woman?

I'm still going to run in 4 years and this time I'll use the internet to raise money.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Caesar and Brutus shake hands to acknowledge their partnership.

i cannot believe this mind control thingy really works..... NOW ANNOUNCE ME AS YOUR SECY OF STAAAAAAATE.....

"Be careful of what you want because you just might get it," mused Hillary Clinton.

Bill said I'd be crazy to pass up all those frequent flier miles, count me in Obama!!

We've got your back, Barack!

Jean, Canada

You like me, You really really like me!

Barack, "We've really got our work cut out for us, Hillary. Are you sure you're up for it?"

Hillary, "You bet I am! Let's get to work so we hit the ground running. I can't wait to get started."

My eyes are up here Barack.

"I don't suppose you mean 3AM Pacific Standard Time...?

It was my experiences with snipers that swayed you, right?

Obama: "Welcome to the grown-ups table, Hillary."

Clinton: "You smug bastard."

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn it! People like me.

Remember, Madame Secretary, I still call the shots!

That's right, Mr. President-Elect, you keep telling yourself that!

Rikki Fugleberg
Fargo, ND

"Team of Rivals...I sure hope Lincoln knew what he was talking about!"

I got you babe!

"So Secretary of State means I'm like Co-president right?"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

With this appointment, I thee wed...

"Hilary, will you be my Secretary of State?"
"I do."
"Will this relationship be exclusive."
"No, Bill."

See Hillary, I told you you'd be on my shortlist.
From the looks of it, Barack, I still am.

I've got a crush on Obama...

"Keep your friends close and your frenemies closer."

i could of been president.......

"I'm glad Bill wasn't here to see me blush."

I got dibs on the economy and you go sort out peace in the middle east.

Barack, despite all of the negative campaigning - I can honestly say I've always looked up to you!

How am I supposed to pay off all my campaign debt on just a Secretary's salary?

It's times like this, I wish I wore heel's.

We are going to need a lot of help Bill.....oh sorry, I mean Barack!

Jean, Canada

Oh, that you so much for liking me enough.

Secretary of State? But which State?

Forget the old rivalry. This is the start of a new love affair!

My flying monkey's? Consider them gone!

"You may now kiss the bride."

Why...so...serious...Let's put a smile on that face Mr. President.

"I just realized how much taller, darker, and more handsome you are than Bill."

Hilary looks at Obama and says:
"I HAVE YOU NOW."

"Thanks for holding up your end of the deal, Barack."

I knew you'd come through for me, Barack.

The look of love is in my eyes at least today.

May I have this dance (around the issues?)

Remember your promise. Bill states at home!

Bill use to have that same look in his eye's. Then, he cheated on me!

It should have been the other way around–I should be naming MY cabinet but I'll take it!!!!!!!!! I'll bethrilled to be your secretary of state!

"Yes Hillary. You are like-able enough to be secretary of state."

Oooooh Barack it is payback time for Bill.

The dream team!

Just the way we planned it! Bwahahahaha!

- Anna M. (Seattle)

"How about 1 more crack in the glass ceiling...call me "Administrative Assistant of State" please!"

Competitors to the end, neither Obama or Clinton are willing to concede the No-Blinking Game.

Okay, Mr. President. From now on, just think of me as Miss Julie. Tell me what to do. I'll do whatever you tell me to do. NOT!

So Hillary, are you happy with your consolation prize?

Oh, Bill never looked at me like this !

Hillary,
You are no more my rival, but my buddy
Answer 3 a.m. call; now, it’s your turn baby

"You're gonna you would have lost the nomination. Just wait and see!"

Size does matter.

Just think, these two people have higher IQs than the national debt.

“You’re gonna you would have lost the nomination. Just wait and see!”

Hillary Clinton comes face to face with former sniper fire.

Keep your friends close and your rivals even closer

“You’re gonna wish you would have lost the nomination. Just wait and see!”

"You know what you'd have been if I was elected? Junior Senator from Illinois."

I'll have my people will call your people.

Who needs a Maverick when you have a Clinton!

Jermaine
Antelope, Ca, USA

"You can call me Secretary Hillary.... at 3am"

"If Bill decides to visit, keep him away from the interns!"

Keep your friends close and your rivals busy

Clinton:I can't wait to Secretary of State next month! Obama..........
Obama: I already choose you! Don't forget to call 3am in The White House!

"That Botox stuff is stronger than I expected."

From now on Mr President, just think me another one of your Obama Mamas.

or

Obama: Now you promise to take the Obama Mama Pledge of Allegiance?
Hillary: I do

Barack (grimacing & talking through his smiling teeth) "Ok Hilary, no need to squeeze so hard. You can let go of my hand now!"

Hey Obama, there was a call for a Joe Biden earlier, i told him there was nobody here by that name!

Just don't you forget...I'm 3rd in line!

Clinton to Obama........Now, you can call me Maam Secretary!

And now....the skies will open.... the sun will shine down....

So since I'm S.o.S. (as I like to call myself), I can live in the white house, right?

Why couldn't I have trained Bill to behave this way?

Uhhhh Barack, when you said I was on your "short" list - what exactly did you mean by that?!?!

Oh, thank you so much for liking me enough.

Now that I've accepted I won't be President, it really doesn't get any better than this.

Of course I'll help you pick out a puppy.

Hope and Likable Enough

"Oh Obama, Don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars! "

Wait until Michelle and I start to have our First Lady training sessions, we will see if you are still smiling then.

Remind me again...how far down the line of succession am I?

I'd rather face the Russians and the Chinese than Wall Street any day.

"Come on...say it one time..."Who's Ya Daddy?"

I want to be 100% honest with you Barack - I've ALWAYS looked up to you!

Mind if Bill and I stay over in the Lincoln Bedroom in case that 3AM call comes in?

"Another crack in the glass ceiling, I prefer 'Administrative Assistant of State' please!"

"Tell Billbo Baggage he can come out of his hobbit hole now, but he's gotta keep his shoes on in the white house."

The early morning phone staff has all it's bases covered.

What a team, we just made Hell freeze over!

It's you and me kid!

Joe the Plumber, eat your heart out!

"Is that one of Bill's Oval Office pencils in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Here in 'Bamalot we keep our friends close and our Clintons even closer.

I'm so glad to be part of the "Dream Team".

I wanta be your Boo!

Jean, Canada

I tried jiggling the handle on the toilet off the Lincoln bedroom like you suggested, but it just kept running! That REALLY used to work?!?!

"One two three four, I declare a thumb war!"

After 18 million cracks, Hillary is finally finally dancing on the ceiling!

And McCain thought he had you right where he wanted you....

That's "Madame Secretary" to you. My FRIENDS call me Hillary.

I hope this mix tape could make up for waking you up so early.

I now pronounce you man, and secretary of state.

Harrisonburg, VA

I am woman, hear me roar!!

Senator Hillary Clinton to President-elect Obama in reference to the previous administration: I promise you "a lot less hat and a lot more cattle."

I promise to always look up to you.

I've actually decided to take the right side of the bed in the Lincoln bedroom like you suggested Hillary. I just found out that Taft used to sleep on the left!

"yes i know obama...we are officially in a recession...now lets get to work!!

Hey look, Hillary, if it doesn't work out I can always fire you and hire Bill. Keep it in the fam, you feel me?

Stanice Anderson, Washington, DC

Think my smile is real? All I have to say is Bill better get some business from this in order to pay off my debt!

"Just like men to put a female as a Secretary. Hopefully, next time when I'm elected President and I'll have it the other way around."

Does this mean I get a present on Secretary's Day?

Barack – I know I shouldn't... but I think it's kind of cute that you call me your "Lewinsky."

Remember Barack, I have dibs on the Versace pantsuit,, for the inaugural ball!

You were supposed to be my Secretary of State...

The last time I felt this way was when I met Bill!

"Barack I've got a hypoallergenic dog for you, I found him in Arkansas."

Obama: The best thing about this appointment is that when she starts to try and take over I can simply send her far far away...

After two years of tryouts, the lead roles are cast...only 50 days until the show opens!

There won't be any you betcha and wink wink and incomprehensible sentences with me!

So close .......and yet so far.

You love me. You really really love me.

Don't worry, I won't recommend attacking Iran just yet.

See you in the boxing ring, old buddy!

Let's fix this world, Chicago-style!

How many heartbeats away am I anyway?

I would love to be part of Barack's dream team. It would be a marriage made in heaven.

I get lost.....in your eyes.....

Are you SURE that Bill had ALL the skeletons removed when you guys moved out of the White House?!?! There sure are a lot of closets there!

First goal: Secretary of State... next, President! You won't know what hit you, Obama.

Glad to be a part of your village.

Mmmmm... essense of Barack.

I've got a big fork for you to eat crow.

Hillary thinks about catching a Cyber Monday sale, so she can buy a pair of stilettos to be able to see Barack eye-to-eye.

"Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

Clinton: "Look into my eyes Barack...when you wake up, you WILL announce me Secretary of State!"

"You're the best Barack. I'm second best."

Look into these eyes and be afraid be very afraid!!!

"I Barack Obama, take thee Hillary Clinton as my Secretary of State."

Time to get back at Bill for Monica

Mike
Woodbury, MN

Hillary woud you please stop looking at me that way i am a happy married man that loves my wife . But shes not here to stop me . i said no hillary.
california.

Sorry Barack, but that's probably not the last time I step on your toes.

You can call me President-elec in 2016.

Waaa haaaa haaaaa.... I am one step closer to ruling the world!

With eyes like those who needs foreign policy experience...

Hilary grinning after hearing the first dog's name might be Bill.

I wonder can he read my mind (2012)!

Hilary's Thoughts: Just smile and accept the position.... Darn it I wanted to be President and not a Secretary! What a low blow!

Hillary Clinton,
"Did Madeline Albright put you up to this when we secretly met at her house as I contemplated conceding?"

It was only during their first dance that Barack realized that Hilary was still trying to lead.

I know I can whip everybody else into shape, but you I'm not so sure about, Hillary.

Obama and Clinton share a heart-to-heart, staring deep into each others eyes.

I have always wanted to be a Secretary! I wear I smart looking pant suite and keep my hair tidy for just this occasion.

Yes we can Barack,yes we can.

You are getting sleepy Barack, VERRRY sleepy. When I snap my fingers you will awaken and do my bidding for the next 4 years.

"And if you even think about getting me flowers on Secretary's Day, so help me ,,,"

Do I get a clothing allowance?

I'm not sure what he's going to do, or when, but when its your time to leave the White House, can you pardon my husband?

There's more than one way to the presidency, PRESIDENT ELECT!

Monica Who????

I've saved the last dance for "That One".

Hillary States: "Shame on you Barack Obama!" in seductive voice.

Biden said you would be tested in the first 6 months of your Presidency, but you never guessed I would be the test, did you???

Oooh I could just kiss you!

"Thanks for the post Barack, now get off my foot!"

Hilary thinking "I am so taking your job in 2012."

Don't worry Hilary,if Bill Clinton did it to you you can do it to him. Just make sure I don't get impeached.

so who's calling who at 3am tonight?

'Well done son, now mommy is happy again'

The Netherlands

The dynamic duo.
"That one" and his girl Friday.

I still think it should have been me.

Can we refer to me as "Executive of State"? Secretary is so passe...

Yes we can? Like Palin would say...you betcha!

Be careful Hillary, you can't just go and visit many countries, you gonna have to work with them now.

Chris, Lafayette IN

hillary: oh i love power.

I told you that you would have bloodshot eyes. Look at mine.

Let's get started on MY economic stimulus package!

wow....so many of these are great! here goes nuthin'!

"I promise to be good......promise!"

Now let's get started on my economic stimulus package!

That part about getting Bill's speeches approved, by me, ahead of time, I owe you one.

If this is what I have to do to be in your shoes, then I guess I'll just muster my way through it.

You know I had my doubts, but you like me you really do. Now about that campaign debt.

1,510 days to go. Please keep the Lincoln Oval Office desk warm for me.

Oh look! We're standing under the mistletoe. Well...this is awkward.

On December 1st, Hillary was nominated for Secretary of State. Can two former presidential rivals live together in the Oval Office without making each other crazy?

Thanks for erasing my campaign deficit. Now, about the other one...

Senator Clinton letting Pres-elect Obama know that Bill will be put in a locked box.

Now Will You Retire My Debt ? Barack ! You you Promised you would you said you would . Right !

"Once I knew I wouldn't have to give up my pantsuits, you had me, Barack."

Minnetonka MN

"so this is the closest I'll get to finally having some power... I'll take it"

Toronto, ON