I am sober your excellency, see, I can touch my toes.

This bailout plan's a Loser.....

Ouch! – That grindstone really hurts!

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Up your bailout bid mr president elect.. up it.

"Man, I could really use a goatee to stroke right about now!"

Rahm Emanuel checks to see his nose is growing.

I can't believe my fingers still smell like fish!

"Oh!, No!, he didn't just say that did he?"

Rhonda
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Damm ... it's easier to become White House Chief of Staff than to win the Beat 360°...

Rahm expresses in sign language what he thinks of the current White House Chief of Staff.

Oops...

Rahm Emanuel check to see if his nose is growing.

A buger on his nose, Thinking to himself " I wonder if anyone will notice if I eat it?" " It's a bit Green"

Nicholas

Wichita, Kansas

Oh MY God, what have I putting myself into?

Hey! Somebody over there is giving me the loser sign! ....I'll show 'em.

Simon says, "Touch your nose."

This one's for you Paulson! LOSER!

Known for being hard nosed and blunt with his opinions, Rahm Emanuel resorts to physically hold his mouth shut to ensure nothing accidentally pops out.

This is interesting.. between my thumb and my index finger I can fit in my whole face, I wonder if the others are noticing how dammed clever I am.

I use my left hand because the right hand would be indicating LOSER.

Lansing, MI

"I am so winning this round" in reference to the game Simon Says

Emanuel, being very subtle, sends the "Loser" sign to the outgoing administration.

With all these bean counters on the team, the Christmas party is going to be be boring!

I wonder if CD-Rahm would be a good rap name?

I can open my mouth this wide.

"I know what you're thinking- "Did he fire six shots or only five?"

MMMM-did he really say that?? I think that might be a "L" for "Loser" answer!!!!!!!

Emanuel "nose" what is at hand and does everything he possibly can to keep his chin up during these tough economic times!

Emanuel shows how he will keep order by demonstrating his pistol finger move.

The people is the current administraition are all a bunch of L...!

i am trying out for paul newmans part in remake of the sting

AUCTIONEER: I've got 8 .. 8 billion for the state of Maine do I hear Nine .. NINE billion from the scary looking gent in the red tie do I hear TEN, 10 billion going once going ..

"Loser!"

Rahm Emanuel, is known as a straight shooter, luckily his finger is seldom loaded.

Rahm Emanuel is caught here on camera clandestinely communicating with his broker - the "L" sign means "get long "on Citi Group - shortly before the bail-out announcement!

Rahm Emanuel informs Obama with the L hand signal which reporters are Losers.

"Touch your nose – Rohm, your're out! I didn't say Obama says!"

"Talk crap about my Bam and you will get shot!"

Loser!

"Hey, camera guy–I look better in profile, like this."

I'll just give the secret signal and he'll back track on his promise.

Paddy O'Reilly
Canyon Lake Texas

Hmmmmm, my nose really cold!!!! I never touch my nose again.

Brian Shapiro, Orofino, Idaho

"Rahm uses his forefinger to cleverly conceal the tip of his nose, which has recently turned brown."

Wait – the sign for don't answer that question was rubbing the nose with the "right" forefinger – whoops!

"Hey, McCain. Who's the loser now?" Rahmbo Emanuel's hand signals takes no prisoners.

BARACK when I do this it means "A HOME RUN".

"Whew...I gotta start wearing gloves when I send the fishes."

That's Rahm Emmanu "L" to you....

I am thinking I want rescue 3 compaines safe, but no bailout ( he is think)

okay stay focus.....and stop thinking about Sarah Palin having a wardrobe malfunction.........

I'm not a Liberal. This is a chin rest!

After his first press conference Rahm Emanuel double-checks whether the tip of his nose is still square to his chin, i.e., it hasn't grown while speaking to the press!

"Would you like a shmoke und a pancake?"

It's this kind of nose-chin scratching multitasking that led Barack to choose Rahm as Cheif Of Staff.

Hello 'M'ichelle! the new (White House) Bond at your service.

Rahm Emanuel can be seen here checking if his profile has grown while speaking to the press!

OK, its off to the wood shed for that speech writer when we're done here!

If I hold my chin up , button my lip and scratch my nose I'm less likely to nod off!

I know one thing for certain... Obama's no "loser."

Can't wait for the current presidential administration to be over, because they certainly stink.

You loser GM, Ford and Chysler!

A big fan of charades, Emanuel gestures to Obama his correct answer to an economic question...or else his nose really itches.

"... eggs, gallon of milk, orange juice...pick up dry cleaning."

The name's "L", Rahm Emanuel.....

Using only his left hand, Rahm Emanuel deftly summarizes what the nation thinks of those responsible for the economic crisis.

"Not it!"–Rahm Emanuel on having anything to do with the economy.

"L" is for longevity.

Rahm Emanuel secretly flashes the L-sign to his broker too get long on shares of Citi Group just prior to the bail-out announcement!

Rahm Emanuel let's all the "losers" know that's he's on top of the designate heap!

Oops...I meant this one....thanks

Rahm Emanuel check to see if his nose is growing.

My name is Emanuel...Rahm Emanuel

This simple Nose-Chin hold helps prevent Rahm Emanuel from verbal outbursts.

Gee, my finger smells terrific!

Rahm Emanuel follows president elect Obama's lead "Eyes and ears and mouth and NOSE!, head, shoulders, knees, and toes!"

Cubs-White Sox? This is football season: fake a run up the middle, cut left.

Mr.Emanuel tries to secretively give the "loser" sign as Obama discusses GM.

"One day I'm going to grow up and be just like him!"

With a hectic schedule and little time for exercise, Emanuel shows how to get in a workout by doing 'chin ups' even during a news conference.

I COULD BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY

“Hey, McCain, who’s the loser now?” Rahmbo Emanuel’s hand signal takes no prisoners.

Pew - it's impossible to escape that decaying smell from the Dow!

psst, Barack, you've got a little something on your nose there

"I'm no brown-noser!!"

Rahm Emanuel subtly makes the "Loser" sign at some Fox News reporters standing nearby.

"I think this is how the "Thinker Statue" does it!"

Hmmm..this 'L' is for McCain, Palin..also you Howard Dean

Rahm Emanuel is seen here working on the secret signal to an Obama staff member to stop talking, sit down, and smile!

Rahm Emanuel signals president elect Barack Obama to try the Tabitha from "Bewitched" method to solve the nation's economic crisis.

I COULD BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY!

I think this pose looks serious enough for the cameras

I'm teaching the President-elect secret hand signals like they use in baseball. This one means "I'm ready." If I wiggle my finger it means "Time to replace Hank Paulson!"

Beware, we're going to dig up all the dead bodies that are hiding in the budget.

Emanuel, Rahm Emanuel !

Hey McCain – Loser!!!

This may not be my middle finger but you know what I mean.

Darn, I missed my nostril!

Hmm...Do you think they are buying this story???

Rahm Emanuel is seen here flashing the secret sign for a member of Obama's staff to take one for the team!

"The name is Rahm....Emanuel Rahm!"

The Netherlands

I hope the media finds this pose incredibly deep.

Who's going to fix the economy?
Not It !!

During a news conference, the Chief of Staff-designate demonstrates the administration's new secret political weapon: the anti-foot-in-mouth-guard.

If I do it like this...he won't see me calling him a loser! I'm so sneaky!

Mike
Woodbury, MN

I wonder whats on the menu for lunch today.

"Watch your step, Rush, I know where you live!"

Who's next and where does it end?

Hurry it up Barack, I'm starving!

I have to make a note about talking to Barack about this Clinton guy.

Did someone turn the heat down? I can't feel my nose!

Doesn't this pose have Chief of Staff written all over it?

He's good, dammit it, I'm good. But what about the "puppy" issue?

Shhhhhh... be vewy vewy quite and listen to Bawack.

Barack is going to be one our greatest President's in history.

hmmm i wish I could spesk english

If I had my way, not nobody'd see the president, not no way not no how.

Rahm Emanuel is seen here flashing the secret L-sign while on live TV to his wife - signalling that tonight he'll be LATE for supper!

Being such a tight team, Emanuel conducts a subtle "Pinocchio" check to see if anything Obama has stated has made his nose grow!

I hope Barrack remembers our signs...touching chin and tip of the nose means, flash a smile and say 'Yes we can'

"I hope he doesn't find out I voted for McCain..."

Okay, first he chooses a Rahm. Next, he brings in goats as the family pet. What's next?

Secret agent man,
Secret agent man,...........

Maybe if I keep my finger there no one will notice the zit on the end of my nose.

I hope this finger on the nose and thumb on the chin pose makes me look totally interested in what Barack is talking about.

From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Rahm Emanuell uses unusually subtle sign language to express his thoughts on the Bush administration.

The name's Emanuel. Rahm Emanuel.

"Team Obama, fired up, ready to go!"

Let's see will it grow 1" or 4" during the next few weeks?

Ruben
Diamondhead, MS

Rahm-Bo concentrating on his Mojo!

Hmm...I wonder what it would take to hold two cabinet positions?

No I don't want to be Speaker, and no I'm not drunk.
Watch me touch my nose.

Jesse Pennington
Santa Rosa, CA
"I wasn't picking! There was NO PICK! It was a scratch! NO PICK!
Seinfeld might want royalties though.

Note to self....
To save money, let troops use finger guns instead of using real guns and all those costly bullets!

With his finger and his thumb in the shape of an "L", Rahm Emanuel sends a message to the GOP that even Palin could understand.

" As chief-of staff' can I get nose-ring ?"

"Hmmm... maybe its not to late to change my mind"

L for LOSER

Is it me, or does this econmy really stink?

Rahmbo contemplates terminating a reporter with extreme prejudice.

Come on boss who do we go after next? I've never had so much fun.

Making excellent use of time, Emanuel practices 'hand to nose signals' to help with the training of the new Obama dog soon to grace the White House!

I should've had a V8

Emanuel ponders on athletic footwear he will wear on Inauguration Day after hearing Obama say to reporters that they will hit the ground running.

Let's see, what did I forget? Oh yeah, I forgot to comb my hair.

Ruben
Diamondhead, MS

This is going to be a long four (+) years.

Hmmm, I think I smell the economy burning..........

I hope I get my gat soon so I can look like a real enforcer!

"...This is going to take a lot of Post-It Notes."

PEEEWW! Either the blue cheese or the economy has really gone bad.

Hmmm, yes, I think Barack will fix the economy, he will have to raise quite a stink to make progress though. My nose doesn't like the smell of that.

Hey, it's finger-licking good!!!

Nobody saw me smelling my breath did they?

Hmmmmmm.......Robert Gates still has a job.......nice!

Do I get paid overtime for my new job?

Rahm Emanuel is seen here flashing the newly designated secret L-sign to Obama's staff to immediately stop whatever they are doing because it's time for LUNCH!!!

The downside of being a politician...your nose keeps getting longer with lies

"Obama better not put any words in my mouth!"

We pulled out of Chicago for this? Where is Oprah when you really need her?

L is for Lucrative

It's a hand-to-mouth existence

"I hope the press doesn't ask questions, I have to pick my nose"

I can't help it, I just gave up smoking.

Emanuel's hand signals help remind Obama to use the word Loaning money instead of Bailout.

Barack, please don't go Maverick.

"Leo McGarry, you may have been great in The West Wing, but wait til they get a load of me!"

55 days before I go to work. I don't know if I can be silent too much longer.

Should I advise him to choose the Yorkie or the Standard Poodle? Decisions...Decisions...

"Sir, do we get to win this time?"

Leo McGarry, you were a great chief of staff in The West Wing, but just wait until they get a load of me!"

"See No Evil" and "Hear No Evil" meet the newly designated "Speak No Evil"!

I wonder what President Bush is having for Thanksgiving. Sitting Duck, maybe?

"I'm your worst nightmare."

Emanuel, deep in thought, gives President-elect Obama the sign to "throw long and deep" for "a huge economic stimulus."

I wonder if Barack's new healthcare plan would cover a nose job....

Hummm......let me see to whom I am going to be mean next.

One less thing to do- Economic Team Check.

Very, very, very interesting.

I wonder what the lame duck is having for Thanksgiving dinner...
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

"I know something about Secretary of State, but i'm not telling!"

Obama–you are right on the nose with your economic plans!

Can you smell what the Barack is cookin’?
YES WE CAN!

Hey...my finger smells like bail out!

"If they ever make a movie about all of this, I think George Clooney should play me."

Rahm shows Obama the way he wants him to pose for the new thousand dollar bill.

If I do this , I kinda look like John Stewart.

Now, let's see, how can I get this booger out quickly without anyone noticing.

one more interview with turkeys andI could be there in 2012

C'mon Paulson...give me your best shot right here...

Make no mistake about it. Chief of Staff Emanuel is not a yes man and knows how to say "nose".

Rahm Emanuel ponders how HE can be the top man in 4 years!

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This "L" is for you Sarah!

That nose growing thing only happens Pinocchio right?

Rahm Emanuel's intuition reveals "the nose knows" in predicting the great potential seen in President-elect Obama.

Rahm enjoys his last "Quantum of Solace".

Just touch your nose and click your heels together and say "there's no place like loan...there's no place like loan...there's no place like loan.

That nose growing thing only happens to Pinocchio right?

L Cool Emm...that's my new Secret service code name!

ALL this power and I'm still only 4 foot 8.

stop – or I'll shoot

I'll stick up for the blue collared workers!

I put the "L" in President "EL"ect Barak Obama.

Come on Barack, look this way. You told me to gesture this way when you are being too liberal, too far to the left...better back off.

Who said I can't keep my mouth shut

With all due respect, the signal for THE STING...Part 2. OK guys we meet up at 1600 Pennsylvannia Ave Jan 20 6AM. Where is Paul Newman when we need him?

It feels good to be the most popular Emanuel brother.

Barack...look this way...you told me to gesture like this when you get too liberal, too far to the left...come on.

I can still smell that dead fish on my hands.

Let's see, What kind of car does the chief of staff drive...Lamborghini, Porsche, I think I'll go for a white Rolls Royce.

I'm seriously thinking about...asking B.O.for a raise.
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

I wonder what Nancy Pelosi is doing right now. Her hair smelled great!

I wonder if anyone can tell that I haven't slept in weeks, I just need to hold my head up for a few more minutes.

....And this pose I call "The Time Magazine."

I wonder who is going to play me in Oliver Stone's Obama film.

I hope the white house chef can make a good Chicago style pizza.

The name is Rahm, Rahm Bond.

I hope our cabinet has better luck then the Chicago Cubs.

Did I remember to pick up my dry cleaning? Oh wait I should probably be listening to this.

Why do I feel like Pinocchio?

I wonder if those game players have figured out that Rahm means lofty!!!!!!