STELLA!!!!!! STELLLLLLLLLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dustin
Nashville, TN

It’s the messiah Obama!

Stella, Darling!, you got your groove back!

Paul McCartney prepares to catch the enormous Christmas tree as his dog Martha knocks it over.

Let’s hear it for prenups!

Paul finally admits after all these years that HE was the walrus!

Let us sing, “Hallelujah!” I got rid of Heather Mills!

Who wants to marry a billionaire?

Simply having a wonderful christmas time!

McCartney does his best Stanley Kawalski impression by yelling “Stella…Stella “at his daughter’s store event last week!

At last! John Lennon has been forgiven by the Pope.

After Paul gets off his private jet holds out his hands and ask for a 100 billion dollar bailout.

-Jeff Bryson, Los Angeles, California

I Sir Paul McCartney, with these two hands christen this the Stella McCartney Store

Paul MCartney expresses delight at the new Barack Obama Christmas tree topper!

C’mon doll, take a leap, I’ll catch you…

All I want for Christmas is an AC360 T-Shirt.

Barack Obama is more famous than Jesus Christ! Oooops… did I say that out loud?

Rock
Sudbury, Ontario, Can.

“Obama says ‘Hello’,
Bush says ‘Goodbye’.”

HEY STELLA!!!

Somehow Paul McCartney believes he is in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and begins shouting: ” Throw Me Something Mister! “

“If only we could wrap it up and send it to Ringo for an autograph!”

Oh it’s Robert Pattinson! Please come bite me!

Hey guys!!!!
Please give me hugs to all of you!!!! Give me some turkey , I will eat whole turkey!

“Heather,wait, you took all my money!”

It’s alive!

Sir John commands: Let It Be.

The Stones Rock !!

I’ve got the whole World in my hands!!

Go figure! The lights worked fine, then after you decorate a 30ft. tree and they stop working.

“We can DO it Mr Obama, Ebony and Ivory 2. I’ll be Ivory and you can be that Jackson kid”

” Hallejah!!!”

Hey people!
Please sing “Silent Night” to me?

Here comes the lights and I say its alright! I know George up in heaven won’t mind me playing with his lyrics.

This was the vision of “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” (LSD).

“Stella…Stella!!!!!

Oh come all you faithful shoppers…..

Lights, camera, action.

Joy to the world.

Micheal come down here right now and bring the monkey.

Pardon me, that should have read: Sir Paul commands: Let It Be.

I haven’t been this lit up,since the late 60’s.

“I know you’re right about that Heather! Now, would you let me in?”

Amazing!! And it does that every time you turn the switch on?

Having a change of heart about his recent divorce, Paul McCartney serenades Heather Mills in public with the song “Get Back” (to Where You Once Belonged!)”

“Hey Stella!!!!!”

Hey Jude, that divorce cost me what?!?

FINALLY…something to lighten me up this year!

My Christmas hits album will make a great gift

Paul trys to imitate traders at the NYSE.

The lights come on when Sir Paul suddenly thinks “prenup. I should have gotten a prenup”.

In need a hug, I need a hug, can someone please give me a hug!

From: Chris, Lafayette IN

“Help, I need somebody !” That sounds familiar!

They still love me, and I’m 64!

Throw me her leg, I keep that!!

All hail the queen…(of fashion)

Paul McCartney finally admits in a very animated public statement that getting along with the rest of the Beatles in 1969 was a lot easier than getiing along with Heather Mills!

And now for my next impression, a Wall Street investor!

i want to hold your hand

“Stella….. Stella!!

No No!! I said Let it Be!!!!

Sir Paul McCartney after seeing City Group Stocks gets the crowd going by singing Penny Lane.

that much lights may be good for my aging prostate

steve ramsey
alberta- canada

McCartney is in awe of the greatest musical artist ever when he is shown here at a Kanye West concert!

Heather! I want you back!

Are are you kidding me? I said let it be!!!

WOW! These lights could light the world.

Paul McCartney setting free lost Beatles song “Carnival of Light”

“STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Heh, never gets old.”

“I haven’t seen that many colors since my last acid trip. Lucy in the Sky
With Diamonds!”

No No No!! I said Let it Be!!!

Oh come on, Charlie Brown could’ve done a better job than this!

Batesville, Indiana

Honestly, I just “Want to hold your hand.”

Walk into the light with me.

Look, I think she got half of my lights too.

I don’t want to hold your hand. I would like to give you the Sir Paul mammoth hug!

Stella, quick…throw me the switch so I can counter-flash this paparazzo in my face!

‘S-t-e-l-l-a! St-el-l-llla! — sorry, blokes, I’ve just always wanted to do that.”

“To paraphrase Henry II, Stella’s London store is worth a Christmas tree.”

Minnetonka MN 55305

Come back $48.7 million!!! Linda doesn’t really need you…come back!!!

No. I don’t think I look like a zombie. I have more color in my cheeks.

Praise the Lord, I have finally gotten that Heather person off my back and out of my wallet!!!!

It’s ’bout bloody time the Vatican forgave John!!

Can we put an end to that “Paul is dead” rumour once and for all?!?!

Stella, Hey, Stella

Riverview, Mi

Even after all this, I still want to catch the bouquet.

Throw me the ball. Throw me the ball.

Oh —Stell-Oh -Me-Oh

Riverview, Mi

I want to hold your hand…

Paul McCartney finally has a light bulb moment: perhaps prenups ARE a good thing.

Allah hu akbar!

California

Come back $48.7 million!!! HEATHER DOESN’T NEED YOU!!!

There are more colors on those Christmas lights than there are on my shirt. WOW!!!

Heather come back to me! I don’t know who to spend all my money on this Christmas!

Stella!!!!!

“Let there be light’ exclaims Sir Paul.
There was and, for a brief moment, he remembers having been bigger than Jesus.

“I know the economy’s hit you hard too, santa, but it doesn’t have to end this way! Step back from the edge, and I’ll save you!!”

Amanda
Abilene, TX

“All together Now! All You Need is Love! Everybody! All You Need is Love! One More Time!”

Paddy O’Reilly II
Canyon Lake Texas US

700 billion…WOW ! I should’ve written bank notes.

Sir Paul McCartney overjoyed on hearing that Heather Mills invested all her Alimony in City Group Stocks.

“These hands have done great things!!”

HELP! I need somebody!. . .

O christmas tree….the cards on your branches so beautiful- visa, mastercard, and american express. Santa doesn’t have any cash this year.

Stella!……

Oh the humanity. The energy company needs a bailout also?

There are more colors on those Christmas lights than there are on my ascot. WOW!!!

Oh my god! I can see Obama’s light from here!

Hey Stella!!

Cindy…Ga.

Let it be, let’s light the tree!

“Hey Stella! Hey Stellaaaa! HEY STELLAAAAAAAA.”

“The Doggone Girl Is Mine”

“And God said, ‘Let there be light.’ And it was so.”

Help I need somebody.

C’mon doll, take a leap, I got you…

Bailout a Beatle?

Hey Stellaaaaaa!

John…George.. come back baby.. I’ll do the reunion now, I promise.

Whoever said The Beatles was about John Lennon or those other 2 blokes?

Paul McCartney recognizes a familiar face at the National Gold-diggers Association fundraiser.

“America is not using energy-efficient LED lights? Obama has still a long way to go for his energy plans.”

Sir Paul McCartney literally announces the potential release of an old Beatles song, “Carnival of Light.”

Paul McCartney demonstrates that despite being one of the wealthiest men in the world, the economy has gotten so bad that even he is cutting back by wearing jackets that no longer fit well!

“SSTTTTEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!”

“Heather, jump I’ll catch you.”

700 billion bailout… 300 billion in guarantees…Wow ! I should’ve written bank notes !

Paul McCartney was exclaiming:This is going to be the best Christmas of my entire life being the first freedom from bondage Christmas from the devil !( referring to divorce from former wife -Heather Mills).

Catch the divorce settlement!

Stella….Stella…..oh never mind….thought that tree was Heather coming over the fence.

Sir Paul gets ready to catch his “I Won the Beatles 360° Challenge” T-shirt!

Please congress bail me out . The divorce is taking all my money. I’m going to go bankrupt

“Oh Woman, Oh Why? I can’t believe how much my old girlfriend Eleanor Ribby looks like Sarah Palin!”

Stella…. STELLA !!… STELLLL – LAAAAAAA !!! Marlon Brando what?

Hands down, this is the highLIGHT of my year!

All we need is light…light is all we need.

Running Springs, CA

“Hey Stellaaaaaa”!…
I thought you gave tree- climbing up a long time ago.
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

Paul suddenly breaks into song:
There is a light that shines on me
Shine until tomorrow,let it be.

In hopes of impressing the judges and making it onto the next season of Dancing With The Stars, Paul McCartney is waiting for his partner, Amy Winehouse, to jump into his arms, but what he doesn’t know is that she mistook the snow for a different white powder, so he might be waiting a while.

Proud father Paul McCartney celebrates his designer daughter’s new fashion statement — the new forearm length sleeve clothing line.

Thanks Heathers! No more Milling around this Christmas.

Stellllllaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Wait, you DON’T want to hold my hand?

Let it be.

Running Springs, CA

Yes! The DOW is rising! Now I won’t have to resort to selling this store.

I wanna hold your head, I wanna hold your head.

Oh little town of Liverpool
You know that Heather’s gone
So now I’ll lead a better life
Just millions poorer from now on!

Sir McCartney has obviously “[Found his] Little Girl.”

Paying backward. Paul trying to catch some his own money that Heather’s throwing out the window to the homeless.

Maybe I’m Amazed!!

Go ahead and jump, I’ll catch you!

“And now I will put Ringo Starr atop the tree.”

Doesn’t anyone want to hold MY hand?!?!

Let there be light!

Sir Paul McCartney singing Penny Lane after hearing Heather Mills invested her alimony in shares of General Motors and Ford.

I’m over here, Santa! I’m over here!

Paul welcoming back all the long lost passengers returning on the yellow submarine. They were marooned in Watergate.

Blimey! Just 30 days to find a present for Ringo!

Paul McCartney attempts to catch his falling net worth.

Obama, “Take it Away!” That “Band on the Run” on Wall Street have ruined my american music sales and my “Wonderful Christmastime!”

Wait, Stella, it’s me, Sir Paul. Don’t you think I should be the one to turn on the lights?

The lights are on but Paul is not at home!

Citigroup’s been bailed out? Well there IS a Father Christmas after all!

(To the the tune of Deck the Halls)
Deck the White House with Barack Obama fa la la la

“Stella, I know you worked eight days a week, but the colors are as chaotic as an octopus’s garden.”

HAAAllelujah

Paul McCartney begs George Harrison’s widow to allow the release of “Carnival of Light” while elfish former Saturday Night Live cast member, Rachel Dratch stalks him from behind.

Paul recites the lyrics to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds when he saw the lights.

I’am a bluebird, I’am a bluebird,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I am a bluebird, not a turkey,
but just in case,
touch your lips with a magic kiss,
and keep Sarah Palin away from me.
Bluebird
Ah ha,
Bluebird.

“Here Comes the Sun! Oh, wait, it’s just the Christmas lights…”

So brilliant! So shiny! Must eat!

- Mike Woodbury, MN

Throw it to me Santa I’ve been a good boy.

aaahh AAAAAh AAAAAAAAHHHHHH WWWOOOOOOWWWW LIGHT IT UP BABY NOW!!!!

Paul McCartney debuts his latest hit single “When I’m Seventy Four”!

Did you say revolution alright

Awesome, The lights match my tie.

Give me that leg back!

Everyone together now…Hark he herald…

YES!!! My bailout is finally here, and just in time for the silly season!!!

Larry
Chandler, AZ

Lights! Cameras! Paparazzi’s!

Christine McKnight
Turlock, California
USA

Come on every body sing “Joy to the World” with me.

Joy to the world her store is open
Let London see her fashions
Let every one prepare to spend
Their money at Stella’s store
Their money at Stella’s store
Their hard earned money at Stella’s store…

If only I still had “wings”!

Heather! Throw down my pillow, I think there is still room in the U-Haul!

” All you need is love. .”

No, really, I AM Paul McCartney!!! John and I just made up that “Paul Is Dead” thing to sell more records back in the 60’s!!!

“Save the seals!”

“Stella, did you hear the news? The Vatican pardoned John!

Come on Stella Jump. I’ll Bail you out.

” Are we are saying, is give peace a chance. .”

Heather! Throw down my pillow, I think there is still room in the U-Haul! Carrie C. Dunlap, Illinois

The lights were supposed to spell “Shop Here 8 Days A Week!”

Paul McCartney singing at store openings. Times are tough for everyone.

God, I wish I’d never taught Heather the lyrics to “You Never Give Me Your Money”!!!

I’m 64!! I need love!!! I need feeding!!!

Take me to the light!

After all these years, McCartney can still twist and shout!

CUT!! Sarah Palin they’re murdering turkeys right behind you, my dear!

Paul waits unpatiently as he hopes Mr Obama throws a copy of his book into the crowd.

Ringo can I have your autograph!

Ahhhh, Ahhhhh, Obama, Ahhhh, Ahhhhh (OBAMA MANIA)

Paul’s reaction when he gets close front at a Jonas Brothers concert.

Stella! I can’t believe you didn’t ask me to play at such an event!

We’re still more popular than Jesus!

Toronto, Ontario

Everybody now, all you need is stock!

He said let there be light, and quality fashion!

Hallelujah! The lights are finally working.