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Someone get Mark Cuban on the line tell him its time to sell!

Do you think anyone knows the bailout bought my home in the Hamptons, my yacht, and my 13 cars?

Shhhh, if we're very quiet, no one will know we're here

Hey, do I have any green stuff stuck between my teeth?

oops! Did we just put our money into GM? Yes i think we just did.

Blue Horseshoe LOVES AIG at 1.95!

Quick sell all the coffee

Smell that? It's Calvin Klein's "Recession".

Mountain View, CA

Wow! This economy stinks!!!

Waddaya think, should we make the market rip or tank today at 3:30? - I love this last minute volatility!

"What did you do this weekend?"
"I bought a GMC"

Trader 1: "Here comes my lunch."
Trader 2: "At least you could moonlight as an Anderson Cooper look-a-like. All I have left is the love of this machine."

"Dude, is that you or is that smell coming from that bailout plan?"

Careful – the guy with the camera can read lips!

Hey, do you have an antacid? My ulcer is definately acting up.

If this Wall Street thing falls through, there's always Obama's cabinet.

"Oh no she didn't."

Anderson Coopers side job: Mark the trader

A recession by any other name does not smell sweet

The reactions on the traders faces the day after President-Elect takes office due to all problems not being fixed.

"I...I think I'm gonna cry..."

Skippy and Angus were having trouble beating the breathalizer.

Traders practicing their reactions for the stock market the day after President-Elect takes office due to problems not getting fixed.

St.Clair, Mo

Insider trading, who said anything about insider trading.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

"Oops...I think I just crashed the stock market."

I told you if it dropped any lower I would eat my X-Box!

Specialist: Hey – by any chance are you Anderson Cooper from CNN?

AC: I'm working on an undercover piece – just call me specialist 37 - OK? If you don't blow my cover and I might be able to introduce you to Erica Hill! Deal?

The economy stinks so bad I think the only thing going up is my stomach to my throat!

Dude is just me or there the stinch of recession in the air.

Will Mark lose his job too?

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!

May I have your attention please ... Anderson Cooper is on the trade floor..!!!

Ricardo
Montclair, NJ

Take it away from your mouth quick! It turns your hair white instantly!

"It's ok, Don. I'd rather be an unionized GM employee than a GM stock too. For the next two years at least."

"You look like Anderson Cooper, I'm jealous."
"Reeeally?"

Got anything I can run in front of today?

"Hey, waddya say we split and catch the first set of Blitzer's band?"

“It’s ok, Don. I’d rather be an unionized GM employee than a GM stock holder too. For the next two years at least.”

No jimmy, we use our hands to cover when we cough.

Someone is wearing that smelly Paulson-Bernanke fragrance again.

I got it real cheap at Circuit City!

Oh no, were all gonna die.... oops. Did I say that out loud?

Dude you've got bail-out breath.

Poor Mark learns that the NY Stock Exchange will be laying off 37 Traders.

"Hey buddy...your attempt to look like that Anderson Cooper guy kinda stinks!"

Control, this is 3-7. Do you copy? Control this is 3-7, do you copy, over. Control, We got a stock market down. I repeat we got a stock market down.

"Well my broker is EF Hutton and he says"

Hey Anderson – ya know that disguise as a specialist isn't very good.

Yeah, I know, tell ya what, don't blow my cover and there a Beat 360 T-shirt in it for you!

Anderson Cooper makes a feeble attempt at insider trading.

"This Big-3 bailout plan doesn't pass the smell test"

More than a whiff of something rotten floating around Wall St. these days.

After yet another barf-bag session on the New York Stock Exchange, traders beg CNN producers to beam them to Costa Rica.

Oh crap! Is that the BLACK BOX they found when it crashed?!?

Why the Stock Market has its ups and downs.
Good grief number 37, you punched in $3,000,000,000,000. It was only supposed to be a $3,000,000 trade!

I can "bear"ly stand to watch this.

I repeat, Mark can't do this job. His brace's keep getting caught on the box.

Seltzer please. This job is starting to make me sick!

Something about this whole thing stinks!

Jean, Canada

How long to the closing bell? I repeat how long til the closing bell?

Rikki
Fargo, ND

Traders mistakenly believe it is their bad breath, not their current occupation keeping them from getting a date recently.

Agent 37 relied on traditional methods of disguising his voice.

"I'm not tellin' them, YOU tell them".

I still have this toothache, but with the price of silver so high, I can't afford a filling.

You didn't tell anyone we're becoming bartenders – It's the only way left to get tips out of these people!

Hey, I posted my resume on Monster today!!
Lorrie Hoover
Tacoma, Washington

Gorlock, come in Gorlock. You need to tell Colbert his Cambells stock has canned.

Hey what are you doing back here?!?!

I had to leave the pit - a couple of traders there had bean burritos for breakfast!!!

Sign language for "BAIL!"

Mark finally realizes the stock market is off it's "mark".

All I'm sayin' is, if that's an iPod Lick...bye, bye VISTA.

The hologram of Anderson Cooper on the floor of NYSE backfired......or somebody did?

"S-O-S over~"

I told you not to be a "Mark" today !

Jean, Canada

"Let's take the emergency exit....now."

OK! OK! I am Anderson Cooper from AC360. If you don't blow my cover Erica Hill's cell phone number is in it for you! Deal?

Deal!

"Man, we HAVE to buy GM, they throw in free car radio's now!"

Leiden, The Netherlands

Oh snap! The stock market is lower than President Bush's approval rating.

Hey, I got the news that Bill Ayers is the new secretary of the state.

I've lost a fortune in the market so I am moonlihting as inspector 37 at a mens underwear factory

Oh man, they weren't kidding when they said the economy stinks!

Oops, I think we d-did it again. What do you mean we, 37?

I think playing take a shot everytime the NASDAQ falls was a bad idea.

Would you like a hot apple pie with that buger and fries

I think my Darth Vader inpersonation is better then yours

Suze Orman is on the phone and she's NOT happy.

Ewww! That stock dump really stinks!

honestly...kissing your laptop does not make the maket rise...

Dude, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth....

Shannon
Oklahoma

did you just throw up in your mouth?

Can you hear me now? SELL SELL SELL!!!

Hey I just invested in the company that is going to publish Joe the Plummer's book, why are you looking at me like that, do you thing that was a bad investment.

"Mom can I call you back, I'm having some problems here at work."

If the market goes down anther 100 points I am going to hurl...

"That new girl is walking over here....quick breath check!"

Between you and me, we're long on BULL and selling the BEARS short!.

This place definitely doesn't have that "new car smell."

"mumble."
"What?"
"mumble...mumble!"

Everybody on the floor is gonna make the market rip in the last 30 minutes today - pass it around!

Another few weeks of this and we'll all be ready to retire!

I'll have two cheeseburgers, two fries....and what flavors of multi-billion dollar bailouts do you have?

You think you got it bad, we've had to trim our operating budget and have our cell phones implanted into our arms.

You didn't know the mic was on?
Man its cool, Jesse Jackson didn't know and used the "N" word and it was cool.

It's getting unBEARable in here!!

I had a great vacation. Took the family camping in southern California. We even left the campfire going for the next family...

Don't mention the new BMW to the boss, he thought he got a smokin deal on that Dodge Charger. Dude,..he bought a Ford....What an Idiot!

Hanky Panky (Hank Paulson) is on line 6.
He wants to know why you didn't hide your $25 million dollar bonus.
Anderson Cooper is demanding transparency in this bail out!!

Be vewy, vewy quiet....the car companies are kaput!

did you hear bristol palin's getting married. we should send her a gift.

...candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern.

Dude, it not a problem once you didN't say the "N' word like the Rev. Jackson did.

I think I just bought 100,000 shares of GM instead of selling. Do you think they will fire me for that?

maybe if we cover our mouth the numbers wouldn't sound so bad !

Trader on Left: "So when are we getting this bail out?"
Trader on Right: " You said a bad word! I'm telling on you!"

Don't tell anybody, but I couldn't name all the countries in North America either.

I hate to be the one to have to break this to you Mark, but your mouthwash just isn't cutting it!!!

I'm operator 37 with datawatch ! omg! I'm practicing for when they tell us to find new jobs...

"seriously, i know we are heading into a recession, but we should be able to afford some gum."

"I just swallowed 5 wads of nicitine gum."

The pirates say if we give them Park Place and Boardwalk they'll let the tanker go .

Always keeping them honest, Anderson Cooper goes undercover to expose NYSE corruption

Hey Anderson?

Shhhh, call me Mark!

If I go through with this undercover bit, what time do I get to meet Erica Hill?!?!

I think you should change your hair color, your tie, and your job title, Mark!

Rick Sanchez and CNN's new Mark 37, a replica of Anderson Cooper, spend the day at the New York Stock Exchange preparing a story entitled, "World Economies in Peril."

Holy Cow, dude. I just became eligible for a buyout....

I just looked at our portfolio, and I think I'm going to puke!

I said "Bologna from Jaques Market" NOT "Bull only from stock market" HOW could you mix that up???

Should have laid off the garlic bread.

As the stocks fall, hungry traders begin eating their pens and electronic devices.

"Hey Dude...spitting that Coke Blak on the floor over at Regis and Kelly may have been all cool and funny but I'm not so sure this floor will react the same way!

"Psssst! Delete Mark Cuban from your BlackBerry...pass it on."

"You didn't hear this from me, but I'm hearing about a bailout for the Yankees.'

Hey mark your breath stinks, what did you eat GM's balance sheet.

No, I am not Anderson Cooper. I, oh I mean he doesn't wear button down collared shirts.

hey, why is it i'm sick about it while you're just smelling it?

eric, houston, texas

"Pilot to bombadier, the stock markets set up for a dive bomb, over"
"roger that. initiate radical bail out spending plan"

Short seller?? Ohhhhh I'm telling on you......

Rick Sanchez and CNN’s new Mark 37, a replica of Anderson Cooper, spent the day undercover at the New York Stock Exchange preparing a story entitled, “World Economies in Peril.”

Wall Street's new policy: "Don't Ask, Don't Sell"

The Planet in Peril Guy discreetly warns an endangered specie!

"Burp"...excuse me."
"Beeelch!"...no excuse me."

Is that the new Yahoo cell phone you're holding?

"Your a bad boy!"

I wish people would stop mistaking me for Anderson Cooper!

"Uh Houston..., We have a problem."

Dude, did you fart?

"I'm eating my words!"

Two traders returns from a cigarette break to find their GM and Chrysler shares worth less than their used cigarettes.

Warning! – Stock Market rollercoasters can cause stomach upheaval.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

"Stocks rose 1.0% in a volatile session as traders digested testimony from the head of the Federal Reserve, Treasury and FDIC, upside earnings guidance from Hewlett-Packard and speculation regarding the future of U.S. automakers..."

Shhhhhh, Don't let this leak out, but I'm selling ALL my stock in........!

I told you not to eat lunch and watch the stock market. It's worst than being on a roller coaster ride.

Do you think they'll notice if I take this computer looking thingy? I'm hoping to feed my family with the money I will make from selling this

i was thinking of a funny caption but than i thought to myself.. wait a minute there is nothing funny about bailing out these industries like GM who just shaft us.

Want to get pregnant?

Dude, it's over. I just saw you blink. I win!

"Bailing out GM?!?!"
"Maybe they'll bail out Traders next?"

"Okay, here's the plan. I'll distract them, you sell off every last share you can, and we'll hightail it to the Caymans."

Toronto, Canada

Hush, they are watching. They think we know what we are doing!

Paulson just bet on red.. Hmmm.. Who is red again?

"Don't look now, but the Canadians are actually beating us in something... and it's not hockey!"

Toronto, Canada

Mark, do you run a show called AC 360? Shhh! Don't tell anyone..

I got a beautiful bridge in Alaska that I can sell you cheap.

"Hey, can I use you as a reference on my resume?"

Acid reflux has seen a recent spike on Wall Street. At least some things are going up.

Be careful, all oil futures left me with was this pen.

Hey, do you think the market is going up like my lunch is about to...?

Psst....I'm Anderson Cooper. Got any inside tips re CNN stocks?
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

Wall street traders are literally living hand to mouth.

Dude...that big unit ismells more like a Crackberry if you ask me!

"Do you have ze secret passcodes to the bailout funds?"
"No bad burritto for lunch" Mark replies

Psst, Sit on your CAN, hold your WATER and let your GAS go free!

Did you hear the news? If stock prices drop any lower, Wall Street will become Wall Mart!

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

something smells like recession here.

Hey Anderson, uhhh, I mean Mark – How much longer do we have to wear these specialist disguises for this story?

Just until Erica, who's wearing that "Little Bo Peep" constume rings the closing bell!

Hey Mark- you say trader and I say traitor--take your pick!

The weekend's G20 economic summit seems to have done little in the short term to calm the nerves of investors and world markets.

silver hair trader: "anderson cooper is not related to me"

Anderson Cooper, moonlighting as a NYSE trader, does his famous "hiding the egg in my mouth trick".

One man’s Moody makes another man Poor

I was a financial advisor to Mercedes Benz a few years ago, before I recommended they partner with Chrysler Motors.

Seriously?! Talk about hitting a new LOW point...

While working undercover on an upcoming CNN story entitled "keeping them honest on Wall Street," Anderson Cooper tells one of his sources that giving him a pair of coveralls with the name Mark is hardly his idea of how to blend in."

Is my breath really that bad?

Yeah, it is.

I heard Circuit City is taking applications for christmas help.

I think *&*$#@, don't you? Yes, and may I add &^@#$! OK, agreed! Lunch it is.
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

I won't tell MarK Cuban if you don't tell Mark Cuban!

Undercover Specialist: Hey Anderson, uhhh, I mean Mark...how much longer do we have to wear these disguises for this story?

AC: This is nothing... If you think this is tough, Erica Hill is gonna be ringing the closing bell today dressed up as Betty Boop!

No that we can only afford to eat beans, this job really stinks.

"Yes I'm sure Sec Paulson...everyone from Goldman is in Washington"

December is a dangerous month in which to speculate in stocks, The other Months is Feburary,March, Arpil,May, June, July, August,September , October and November.

i need a $7 bail out plan to cover my lunch and coffee.

"The market really smells."

"You didn't hear it from me but I hear Bail bondsmen, Hey bailers and Water bail manufactures all want bailouts"

This Walky-Talky is to big,oops,I just swollowed mine....

"oh! your portfolio was that bad?"
"shhh"

How many times do I have to tell you ?!?! Long mean "buy" and short means "sell"!!!

If this economy continues to stink this badly we will need to wear noseplugs to work!

Hey, you think they know we support prop 8?

-I Just advised my clients to sell everything

-Careful, lord Paulson Sees all.

Whoops there goes another Trillion bucks, oh there goes another Trillion bucks OH!

Did you see how old it is outside?

It was so cold today I saw a stockbroker with his hands in his own pockets...

With the poor economy, Trader Joe had to make some cuts in his budget, unfortunately for Trader Mark, this included toothpaste.

Two Brokers react to the Porfolio Melt served today

Hey, aren't you Anderson Copper? Yeah, but keep it on the down low. Things are tough at CNN and we all had to get second jobs.

Mark wants to know if anyone out there wants to buy a set of teeth.

Yo Chuck.....what did you have for lunch? Chili?

You call Martha Stewart & I'll call Mark Cuban

"So you use an auburn brown dye, thanks for the tip."

Can you get "Judge Judy" on that thing?

Two Brokers react to the Portfolio Melt served today

You are not the only one that this has happened to lately but you ARE going to need to change your pants.

I'm thinking of leaving my wife..
how come?

She says all I ever do is stand at the end of the bed and tell her how good things are going to be....

im from montreal Canada

"So, four fingers means a fast ball?" "No, you idiot, four fingers means SELL!"

The coach is calling for an all -out-blitz play. What do you think? Can we take GM?

Sorry Mark-–I misunderstood you when you said you were a Buffet

fan and roller coasters made you sick!!!!!!

Do you think my butt looks big?

Hey Brain, the stocks are still down and the bailout didnt work what are we going to do!? The same thing we always do pinky... I'll race you to the Porsc.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking? let's invest in Toyota.

they don.t know where the bailout money went

Trader 1:"Does my breath stink?"
Trader 2: "Not as much as this recession!"

"pssst... if this Wall Street gig doesnt work out, do you think I can pass as Anderson Cooper?"

Do you think this specialist jacket makes my butt look big?

Traders add barf-bags to their list of work supplies after another rollercoaster week in the stocks.

Security I want to report an unauthorized person on the floor. I think it's that TV guy Anderson Cooper. He has a hidden mic in his sleeve and is presently passing information to Lou and Wolfe.

This market stinks...

Anderson Cooper, while doing some undercover investigative reporting on the corruption on Wall Street, tells one of his sources that instead of the poor Mark the Builder get up, next time he will wear the Joe the Plumber outfit.

Hey No. 30, If you see No. 33 tell him No. 37 wants to talk to him!

I don't think it's just my money I stand to lose in the markets today...

Oh, man. I don't think Obama's going to be able to fix this one either.

Oh my God the market stinks worse than my garlic breath.

"You take out Walmart I'll shut down Exxon"

Ops...not even Obama can fix this...

Where is Sarah Palin when ya need her? I wish this camera guy would " stock " someone else....

Rock
Sudbury, Ontario, Canada

Anderson Cooper, while doing some undercover ndercover investigative journalism on the corruption on Wall Street, tells one of his sources that instead of the poor Mark the Trader get up, next time it would be wiser to go with the Joe the Plumber outfit.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had to cash in the gold teeth and silver fillings!

Don't tell anyone we DO have the solution to fix the economy. It might change the bailout process.

Quick grab the bottle in my pocket. I think we are both going to need another drink.

I don't tend to lose my stomach on rollercoasters... but this recent stock volatility is a whole other ball-game!

Mission Control, come in. No, I mean the White House.
Barack Obama, we need your help.

What smells?
The economy: it stinks.

No I'm speak no evil, YOUR hear no evil.

I know. The state of our country is making everyone nauseous.

Guess what?
Recession butt!
Guess who?
Recession poo!
Guess where?
In your underwear!

"I'm Anderson Cooper, reporting live at the New York Stock Exchange. Back to you Erica."

Gum went up, if I were you I'd start saving you're gum.

"Blink twice if I should sale."

"I can't take this roller-coaster ride any more. I think I'm going to be sick if the Dow takes one more dive!"

oh my god tom where in a recession

pssssst ... call 1-800-Bail-Out

I hope Stride doesn't come after me and make me spit out my gum...

Shhhh don't looked so shocked. I've been getting tips on my secret space informer for four years. I can count on my pal Forg from planet
Busholia.

Bad Breath? Try NEW Bailout Breath Mints

Is this a Mentos moment?

Hey Mark, is Circuit City still honoring their warranties?

I'd kiss you but this is getting so bad the Christians are going to start throwing us to the lions!

Seriously....your breath REALLY smells, man. You should try a mint or something.

See no evil, speak no evil, TRADE no evil.

donkies, elephants, and us oh my

Hey Mark you're in trouble now. These new breath-o-lizers are quite sensitive. You won't be able to trade if it detects even a slight trace alcohol.

Ruben
Diamondhead, MS

check out the new chick working for our competiter

Hey I don't know what you plans are, but I'm applying for a job at Walmart!

Pssst....did you hear about Mark Cuban and Martha Stewart.

-Washington

I thought you were see no evil, and where is the guy that was going to do hear no evil?

Is that your breath or is it the economy breath? Trust me, that doesn't smelling like victory one bit. So would you please, go grab a tic-tac or ask the economy to get a bailout.

Hey Tim? This Market is really hitting bottom. I know! Do we even have an elevator in the building that goes down that far?

Bailout – Schmeilout. Did I ask for a bailout in ‘96 when the girls said, “Dad, for Christmas we both want a Tickle-Me Elmo…

Hey Bob . . . I have a problem. What's that? I'm so use to the Market dropping that I forget how to add!

Psst: what's for lunch?
Dunno, Congress hasn't decided yet.

do you want to fly to canada with the millions of dollars they government gave us

Tower to control ,tower to control-We have another potential barfer on the floor.

i see a lower stocks

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