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Can’t I be your puppy? See, I can give a paw!

I knew “my friends” wasn’t working when I saw my poll numbers go like this……….

You know Barack – Can I call you Barack? – All those things I said during the campaign – No hard feelings, right?

I should have picked Kurt Warner to be my VP!!

McCain: See, Your experience with the economy is at this level right here.

St. Clair, Missouri.

McCain – “I’m getting the new Verizon Storm this weekend.. What will you be using next year?”

Obama: “John it was so much fun kickin your butt, i thought i invite you over and rub it in”

Well, at least one good thing came out of it — I DO get a killer deal on my plumbing!

“Before we get started, would you prefer to be addressed as President-elect Obama or That One?”

If you bring me in, I’ll teach the whole cabinet some of my old school breakdance moves.

Mark Peter Drolet
Houston Texas

It’s not really a POW bracelet, but a tracking device so that Cindy always knows where I am.

“Whata you say we go double-or-nothing? If you win you can be President AND Governor of Alaska!!”

“let’s be BFF’s”

In an effort to relieve tension, McCain demonstrates how Weebles wobble…but they don’t fall down.

“Look I made you a friendship bracelet. Let’s be BFF’s”

McCain: “Well, Barack, just take a lesson from the Republicans. When people come around and ask the government to do something for them, pat them on the head just like this, promise them the world, make them feel better, then do absolutely nothing. If you do this, then I think we can work just perfectly together.”

“I kinda want a new job…Can you help me?”

McCain: “I would’ve liked to punch you, but I hurt my right hand”

Don’t worry, I’ll work with ya my friend…I’m so far left of my party I’ll fit right in with you!

Cindy…Ga.

It appears the story of “McCain and Able” isn’t qite over yet!

President-elect speaks with his top pick for Secretary of All Things Maverick

So what do you think of my new career…DJ Maverick “put the needle on the record”

If you can’t beat’em, Join em.

May I have the top hand on “the shake” for this photo op Barrack?

With your economic ability and my foreign policy experience we can make one heck of a president!

Cindy…Ga.

forget secretary of defense, just let me be secretary, that way i can get into the oval office.

“As soon as I picked Palin we went….”

can me and cindy get a night in the lincoln bedroom?

So we have this opening for a janitor and I remembered you were interested in cleaning up Washington.

Yo, yo, yo, B.O.! Johnny Mac is in da house!

Barak: “I apologize about ur loss..”
McCain: its aight, “peace up, A town down”

“I’m sowwy B”

Paper! I win!

Ok, let’s settle this the RIGHT way: rock-paper-scissors.

McCain: Read my I.D. bracelet; I am not George Bush!
Obama: Really! (under-his-breath: smurk…you sure fooled the voters)

“You know Barack, you could always get a pony…some of them only grow to this big.”

“Come out from behind the flag , Sarah…we know it’s you because we can see the price tags still on your new shoes sticking out from the bottom.”

“Hey man, congrats. Remember those things I said about you being a terrorists and what not…let’s just forgive and forget…pretend to be friends and talk about the Chicago Bears”

Hey Barack, don’t leave me hanging. slide me some skin brother.

” My friend, would you like to see the John McCain version of the Macarena??”

Then I went down like this…..

Not only is an imaginary dog hypoallergenic, but you never have to feed it!

airplane crashes … campaign crashes … they all go the same way … down like this

Cant we make some cool hand shake up like all the hip kids are doing?

I’ll trade you Joe The Plumber,for a maverick to be named later.

That’s funny,John,I’m not going to let you nknow my cabinet choices–you’ll have to waiy like everyone else.

You find me a place on the cabinet and I promise to stay out of sight. Can we shake on it?

Paper covers rock.

President-elect is wondering: “How many more times am I going to have to listen to this story about how his plane went down?”

How about two out of three in a game of rock, paper, scissors, to re-decide the election, Barack?

John McCain with all due respect, don’t call me Obama, call me Barack the President.

McCain: “wanna play “connect the age spots” on my hand?”

whether it’s a jet going down in flames or a campaign crashing, I have the experience to know, my friend, that when they reach this angle of descent there is Palin out…

Look…it’s down hill after inauguration for the President of the United States.

I didn’t understand the “Joe the Plumber” thing either.

Ok now that the election is over, Senator Obama, who really makes your suits.

“Can’t I be your family’s new puppy? I’m White Housebroken.”

I was going to ask you to kiss my ring, but I lost that too.

So we looked at the Governor to nowhere and said “No thanks!”

I got this bracelet from the Palin-Neiman Marcus collection

Come on Barack, I would make a great DJ for all those White House parties. Check me out, I’m the next Jam Master Jay!

When it was going down in flames like this, my friend, I tried Palin out, but the stick was drilled down.

Mccain: i heard you’re having trouble finding a sec. of state. ill do it for you, here lets shake on it.
Obama: hahahaha

After realizing they had absolutely nothing to talk about, Sen John McCain entertained President-elect Barack Obama with the
Macarena, senior edition.

You know, Barack, sometimes during the campaign it seemed like you could do no wrong! You weren’t born in a manger by any chance, were you?

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There was no ‘Palin out’ when it was descending at this angle.

Family dog? Well, let me just put it this way, a pitbull with lipstick might not be the best choice!

Senator McCain , show’s President Obama what you do when you have an ” Encounter Of A Third Kind “.

When I shine your shoes, I’ll use the right to left motion.

John McCain is seen here paling around with presidents.

I’m sorry John, as I said before, the Vice President position is already filled!

McCain: “You must have been this tall when I first became Senator.”

McCain: Hey Barack, this Mac will be back after 4 years
Obama: You are so funny. haha

“Pull my finger.”

So you’re going to cut taxes for 95% percent of the people, wow I didn’t know that.

If you won’t give me a position, hey, I can always go back to doing Saturday Night Live with Tina Fey. I can tolerate her doing a Sarah Palin much, much better than…you know, THAT Sarah Palin.–McCain

After my experience my best advice to you on your cabinet selections is vet, vet, vet.

Why did the politician cross the road? Because he lost the race . . .

So then I told her to carve a backwards B on her face.

McCain said NeNe’s “goin’ down” tomorrow when Obama started talking about The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

This is the direction your dreams and the dreams are headed my friend.

Tim Gibson
San Diego, CA

John McCain- Did you see the New England Patriots they need Tom Brady back! But The Dolphins are very good.

I’d like to take my fist and punch ya this high, but I can’t, so Congratulations again on being President-Elect!

Suzette, Honolulu Hawaii

Hey, Obama I know you won. Now stop all that smiling and let’s work together and put country first…hehehehe!

Temple, Tx. 76501
109 E. Killen Ln.

We still have a pile of Sarah’s clothes back at headquarters! What size is Michelle?

You down with that, Bro Bama?

This invisible dog has been with me the whole time and I’d like to offer you one of his/her puppies. George Bush said its hypo generic.

Check my rhyme Obama…what’cha got!

No pie for you John after all that palling around with Palin.

Yeah, we just nose-dived in Ohio, and that was pretty much that.

“My grandson is this big, and he already won The Beat 360 Challenge.”

And after that fundamentals of the economy are strong comment, my polls shot right down.

McCain demonstrates his famous “reach across the isle” for Barack.

This is me, reaching across the aisle! Now you try it.

mccain: “and then i dove down on the target”

as she entered the room i dove under the desk. stayed there till she left.

Now that I’ve got nothing to do, I took the time piece off my watch!

Is there a way we can just outlaw Sarah Palin?

If you reach to the bottom of the barrel…I’m sure you could find me a position…please?!

Janet
Seattle, WA

John McCain – “Paper covers Rock…. I win!”

See? Barney bit me too.

No flag pin?! No pie for you John!

I knew once the economy went like this, not even Maverick Man could come to the rescue!

McCain to Obama: You know, you really should consider finding a puppy about this tall, it can double as a pony for your daughters!

My friend, this is what you’ll look like after your first term as president.

The economy basically made my campaign head this direction.

John McCain points to the direction his campaign took after adding Sarah Palin to the ticket.

So I told the kids to get off my lawn!

John, thought I’d let you know, “That One” house I’m moving into is better than all 7 of yours.

It’s just like guys to rehash the game.

Lincoln is my hero too. We went to high school together.

This is how my plane went down and I was a POW for 5 and a half years. Did I mention that before, that I was a POW? Speaking of that, what branch of the Service were you in? Oh that’s right you were a commmmuuuniiitttyyyy orgaaaanizzzeeeerrrr. Oops, strike that, I forgot for a sec that the campaign is over. Does this mean I fail my job interview?

barrack my chances of being president were this high!

…and paper covers rock. Now, let’s rock, paper, scissors for the presidency. It’s not too late, right?

My Friend….The whole Palin thing….Cindy is the one that made me pick Sarah…but lets just keep that on the down low.

McCain: “its a down hill ride from here”

Obama: “well we will see mr doom and gloom, but this my second meeting without preconditions went really well,” says while singing to himself ‘I’m right you’re wrong, I won you lost’

As soon as Colin Powell endorsed you, our campaign spiraled down, down ,down

during a game of rock, paper, scissors McCain suggests : Paper covers Ba-Rock.

See my left fist clinched, good thing you’re not sitting any closer!!!

my friend, so glad we are having this meeting.
Guess what I have up my sleeve for you.

Judy
Missouri

I’m willing to bet, Sarah would love to be Ambassador to Russia, heck, from what I hear she can see Russia from her house.

Water under the bridge, John. Water under the bridge.

McCain: “gimmmie some skin borther!”
Obama: “don’t do that, they may think you are a terrorist!”

If you give me a cabinet position, I’ll give you one of my seven homes….and all the beer you can drink.

You were only this high when you palled around with terrorists?

As commander in chief, make sure you develop a nice crisp salute, something like this.

Get the girls a pit bull. They’re about this tall and I can get you all the lipstick you want from the RNC.

Yup, Barack my friend, — this was my plan all along, I was actually planning to run in 2012 ………. you fell right into my trap.

What do you say, how about the best two out of three?

Obama can’t help but smirk as McCain finally makes eye contact with that one.

John, my friend, you’ll have to come to the White House and bowl a game with me.

Listen sonny, I’ve been running for president since you were yay high!

When all is said and done two gentlemen who are both great Americans can talk about working together to serve the best interest of our great nation. The flag unites us all.

It’d be funny if you named your dog Sarah.

My friend, do you think I should take off this bracelet since the game over?

Houston, Texas

Hey Barack, what are those shoes?

I can see you’re really getting into the groove of the presidency now. You even synchronized your tie with the stripes of the flag. Niiice, my friend!–Sen. McCain

John McCain responds with a hand gesture when asked about his current relationships with Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty and Tom Ridge.

Sure they called you ‘The Messiah’,
But, if I had won I would have made them kiss my ring!

Senator McCain proves that the loser is always first to reach across party lines.

So, now that the campaign is over, can you show me how to throw that “south side” sign?

What you need Barack is a good old Navy pilot to pull the economy out of its scary dive and keep the dollar afloat.

Your are on top today but believe me my friend, it is all downhill from here.

“Larry Craig showed me how to make these shadow puppets during our last lame duck session.”

Barack, (hand signal from McCain), see, you have to learn the language of the Big Boys now

So anyway, I can’t believe Spencer got Heidi fired.

“Senator, all the stuff you said about me during the campaign…they were just for show, right? I mean…you’ve come to take them back, haven’t you?” –President-elect Obama

Barack, I just want you to know Palin never spoke for me.

This is the friendship bracelet that Sarah Palin gave me, you know…….like we are BFF.What are you laughing at?

Barack, you want to know why I don’t support bailing out Ford? Well I had a Maverick back in 69, nuff said!

Would someone let Jim Lehrer know that they are finally talking to each other.

Obama: “You were right all along John. I met the real George Bush last week.”

You see, kid, it was facing upward for most of the late 80’s so I had to have it surgically fused this way to send a message.

Listen Barack, you did not have to chain me to the chair with this black arm band.

“See Obomber, Mavericks can look rivals in the eye, Staredown!”

Let’s do the shake!

Jean, Ottawa, Canada

You are smart not to bite the hand the needs you!

Do you suppose this meeting was with preconditions or unconditional?

JM: According to Sarah….once you get over the election euphoria….it’s all up hill from there.

BO: Yeah, but according to Joe the plumber…..the stuff you’ve been selling always runs down hill.

“And as soon as Sarah started going rogue on me and talking off topic….BOOM, my numbers went down just like this. I haven’t seen anything like it since the last President Bush approval ratings.”

“Please Barack, won’t you show me that fist-jab just one more time? I’ve almost got it now.”

I have you right where I want you, Obama! Don’t count out this under dog!

McCain: “…here’s your face, here’s my fist, pretty boy!”

Obama: “…dude, it wouldn’t matter; I still beat you!!!”

“… and as soon as Sarah walked on the stage, my poll numbers went like this.”

As you can see on a map, its all downhill from Alaska.

Just make sure you don’t get yourself involved in any controversies like Clinton and that intern… if you know what I mean, eh!

Ok John, I hear what you’re saying but remember , I WON THE ELECTION

Take your hand in marriage? I thought you were against gay marriage?

THAT actually SOUNDS interesting.

My friends!!! guess who won the “Popular Vote”…….THAT ONE!!!!!!

“…that’s why I always bring a flag everywhere I go.”

“Shame on me and smack my hand”

After I picked Sarah Palin for VP, the polls started heading in a downward direction, like this …

Barack, I suggest you extend the bailout to cover the Chicago Bears!

And then, my friend..my campaign took a nose dive.

Jean, Ottawa, Canada

I was a republican when you where still this tall wearing diapers

What do say we slide on down to the next AIG convention and check it out?

Look, I can help you. My friend, I taught DJ Grandmaster Flash how to scratch the hook.

I’d bump fist with you Mr. President-Elect, buy I really hurt my hand shaking hands at all those rallies. How about a “low” five instead?

Then I chose Palin and my numbers went in this direction.

Now that we’re friends, I’ll let you in on a little secret — see this arm — it’s bionic — I’m the original Six Million Dollar Man!

…and right after I picked Palin, the campaign went just like this…

McCain: “Ah Barack, cant you see since my defeat I have been comfort eating? First my jacket pops and next my belly will be out to…here.”

McCain: Thx for offering me the presidency Barack but after seeing the downward spiral of this economy I’m afraid you’re stuck the job.

McCain: Don’t come across this line, the race may be over but you and me arent done yet!

Mark Davis
Laguna Beach, CA

It was the economy, you know?

“You know who’s got to work 20 hours a day while I’m playing golf? Exactly….that one!”

Aw c’mon. . .Rock, paper, scissors, winner takes all!

The worst dive I ever saw was when the Bears went down 37-3 to the Packers yesterday.

“Look! I told Tood Palin I had some Moose Jerky, and he gnawed off my pinky!!!”

Can I pet the new puppy? Pleeeease?

You know what my friend,… it was joe the plumber,.. a little bit of palin,.. too much of bush,… and a whole generation of spirited kids,… hence the reason i went splat…

Expect your approval rating to start nose diving on February 1st if you haven’t gotten everything straightened out by then.

McCain: put it there my brother!!!!!!

“Well my friend, I don’t want to imply that the poll numbers disheartened us but we did consider “No, We Can’t!” as a campaign slogan!”

Beautiful picture!!

I played on the Mavericks team when I was a boy. I can still dribble and pass the ball like I did when I was 8. –McCain

Barack, you are the new president but I’m and will always be a Maverick

You know what really burns my ……Mortgage debt about this high.

Yeah Barack, my campaign was all downhill in the end.

All those hand shakes, and now my hand is stuck this way, What ’s a Joe to do?

“I promise bi-partisan support on the sale of Alaska to Russia.”

Well MY Friend! At least they won’t be able to say that I”ve got 8 houses now will they.

My wrist pain has gone down since I started wearing this metal bracelet…

“And with this handshake, I give you my Maverick-al powers.”

Yeah, I swooped in and got this suit out of Todd Palin’s closet..can’t let him keep the clothes my friend.

See my hand – that’s why I can’t send email.

“And then she went to Nieman Marcus! Crazy broad I found, huh?”

Congratulations Barack, I will see you in 2012.

I’m taking Sarah on a downhill ski trip and there are plenty of trees there and better yet I don’t ski. Wink Wink!

Hey if you can’t find a puppy my firend. I do a great imatation of one , see I can give you my Paw.

“And I’m real good with shadow puppets.”

Obama: “Bush told me if I get bored, just veto something.”

John, this is great. It took 3 debates and now you can look at me when you’re talking to me.

“I am not kidding, Thompson really was sleeping during the debate. And, Romney and Huckabee wanted to tickle him. I told you the GOP was fun.”

This one was actually broken twice, once in Hanoi and once by a jealous woman!

During this transition time President-elect Obama decides to reach across the aisle and starts palling around with Mavericks

McCain: “Let’s just say my poll numbers became the new Dow Jones Index and it wasn’t a bull market!”

“You see when it got this deep on election night, I knew it was time to give you a call.”

John
Green Bay, WI

This was our hand signal to stop Palin when she went rogue.

I told all my friends, “That One” was going to win.

McCain: Give me some skin. Now give me five on the black-hand side.

Obama: Oh, John! You still don’t get it. You’re just so out of touch. That phrase is so 70’s. It’s the fist bump, now. Get a clue, my friend.

“Well, John, I’m glad the election is over and you can finally look me in the eyes again.”

Get a couple of Rottweilers about this high, name them all Barney, and let ‘em loose on the lawn when you want all the reporters to go home.

Obama to McCain…..we need an Immigation Amnesty program and grant citizenship like Regan did. By doing this the U.S. will have future home buyers and tax payers. God Bless American!!!!

You can call me “Mac”, I’ll call you “That One”.

“Hey, Obama, see my fingers? Read between the lines…”

No, I said Cindy gave me a good Gruen.

McCain: “Boy, those SNL skits were sure funny. That Tina Fey does a great Sarah Palin”

Obama: “Yeah, that was funny”

“So basically I took a nosedive in Pennsylvania and you won.”

“Yuh see the ball went down at this angle like this Barack, my people tell me that’s the wrong trajectory to sink a three-pointer from where you were standing on the court – I intend to expose you Obama.”

Thanks Senator McCain, for that Palin thing. I owe you one.

(Senator McCain): …and remember: Never give them the “limp fish” handshake. Like this — see? The ‘bone crusher’, on the other hand, always gets their attention…

After the country got to know Sarah Palin, my campaign took a nose dive reminiscence of my old aviation training flights.

Ruben
Diamondhead, MS

You took me down Barack. Just like a Pitbull. . . without lipstick.

Yes Barack, Sarah is going way down for how she behaved during this campaign!

I was ahead of you until the economy took a dive.
George Flores
211 Dry Creek Rd
Hollister, Ca

You see my friend…it’s all a shell game.

And then the economy went down like this…