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"Uh, I think this is the 'Palin Wink' it really seemed to make her popular...maybe there is still hope for me."

Bush wanting his daddy to bail him out again.

Yikes! I seem to have caught the Palin tick!

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

Oh, so many people are watching me, I don't want to be watched! If I close one of my eyes, I can cut that down by half.

Name – Kush Kochgaway
City – Glendale, CA

Free Markets Still Work! Wink! Wink!

You'll shoot your eye out with that Red Rider BB Gun!

Do I wanna be the U.N. Decider? You betcha!!

"Wiggling the nose seem to work for Captain Tony Nelson when he needed Jeannie to get him out of a pickle...let me see what it will do for me...Darn I am still the President!"

Ok, Who's shooting spitwads at me this time?

Ohhh...moose...chili...baaaadddd...idea.

If i just close my eyes and say theres no place like home, the economy will fix itself

"One too many Majhitos...I gotta go...gotta go!"

That feels good. Eight years of Cheney saying never let them see you blink gets a bit painful after awhile.

4th line down is
B a 4 E

Bush's charm offensive now includes folksy winking.

Why am I testing the electric chair?

Bush proving that he truly is myopic!

aaaaaah let me stick this nation for the last time!

Cheney said this makes me look distinguished

I don't know why I just can't seem to see past my nose...

I told Barack we could have a secret code. If he blinks like this I will come back to D.C. to help.

Oh man, I shoulda stayed away from all that chili.

Lizzi Davis
Lonview, Texas

Well, it worked for Palin and my numbers can't get any lower!

If i can keep one eye open, maybe nobody will realize I'm asleep.

Just one wink and it will all be over.

G.W. givin' a Shout Out to the 3rd graders that helped him over the past 8 years.

This is gonna be bigggg one! here it comes – here it comes – haaaaaaa This is a good bye – once and for all Koffi Ana!

Hey, I think I finally got this Maverick thing down.

"Darn. Momma was right when she said to stop making funny faces 'cuz one of 'em might get stuck."

The bailout will help the working class. Nudge! Nudge! Wink! Wink!

ummm......do I have time to plan another war?

My name is Bush, George Bush.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

"Camera one...camera two...camera one...camera two."

Hmm, I'm getting the strangest feeling that my capability of still screwing things up even more before I'm finished has been forgotten.

If Sarah can see Russia with both eyes, I can see the united naition with only one.

Soufanati.

Now that Sara's the new top dog in the GOP, she's making us all do this winky thing during speeches.

Dmitri Modvodyadev ....no - Medvacudev . - heck I'll just go with his first name .. Dimtree!

Since spending big oil money has lost its zing Pres. W. has started "sniffing" it up his nose.

The economy looks good from here...

Opps, I did it again!

Avast Ye! Scurvy Dogs!
Heave to, or I shall destroy yar economy

Hey there sexy! Want to hook up after this gig is over? You know all this speaking gives me quite an appetite!

Hey!! if Palin is gonna take my Nucular then im gonna take her wink.

CNN has just confirmed that George Bush has lost his eyes because he was blind at observing the world.

Our economy will be just fine... wink

Caanan
Ottawa, On

Never eat bean burritos before addressing the U.N.

If i squint just right, all these smart UN people don't look so scary anymore.

,Arrr!' the sinking ship's captain thought to himself

"I betcha didn't know the "W" in George W Bush stands for my real middle name....Wink.

Truly taking a one-eyed view of the world

Hey, it worked for Sarah!

I'm happy with the new President-elect ......... see my nose isn't getting longer.

"..and this is my eye on drugs."

"Well Pat..., I think I'm going to have to buy a vowel."

Boy, I am screwed if I cant read the teleprompter!!!

Every time I address the UN,I get foreign substances in my eye.

Bush proves the right lost focus on the issues under his leadership!

Sorry Mr. President, Sarah was much cuter when she did it.

I yam what I yam.

Wink if you're not wearing pants.

I think Sarah said to squeeze one eye at a time, and keep one open...wait hold on, lets try the other eye... oh darn it, I can't do one at time....

The world can count on my leadership in these troubled times. Wink!

"You betcha!"

I finallly got the Palin wink down- Mission Accomplished!

If you squint like this the economyic problems don't look that bad.

How do you like my Will Ferrell impersonation?

If I close one eye, my disapproval rate goes to 6% instead of 76%!

Hold on a minute, I gotta fart.

The famous GOP wink given by President Bush today, kindly let the audience know that everything he said should be taken as a joke.

So is she a sport? Eh? Wink wink nudge nudge

har har... Yooooooou Betcha!

Nope, still can't see Russia.

Mr. President, wink if you’re not wearing pants.

"You betcha" I had a part in John Mccain losing the election.

hey.... who turned out the lights?

"Wow, these approval ratings are just as hard to swallow as them dang pretzels!"

Is Governor Palin still wearing that towel?

Stephen Swartz
Longport, NJ

yup,
we cowboys can sleep with one eye open.

The BushBot crashes at a most inopportune time
Told you, we should have used a Mac

Laura says I'm starting to look more like Barney everyday.

"Ow! That is the LAST time I go hunting with Cheney!"

Bush: "What!, it worked for Sarah Palin and I thought I'd try it out to help my approval rating!."

Ewan Touma
London, ON
Canada

And just when you thought it was over hehe he he.

"Relax everybody, I'll be moving back to Texas in the wink of an eye!"

Well, it worked for Palin!

And just when you thought it was over hehe he he.
Jermaine Antelope, CA

Maybe if I wink like this, then click my heels together three times...

Bush: "Hey, look what Sarah Palin tought me while I was in Alaska!"

Ewan Touma
London, ON
Canada

Don't worry, it's not a stroke...it seems as though President Bush forgot to release his wink.

let's see inside here...
Will I ever regret all the death and destruction in Iraq?
hmmm..... nope!

"You Betcha!"

Joe
Memphis, Tennessee

( phart! ) oh man that one was warm ! Laura's gonna give me hell again later!

Oooomph, that's the last time I eat KFC before a summit meeting.

Dont tell me about Palin!!
Here is how you really seduce the media...

Yeah, my face does that when I think about the economy, too.

Im Strong to the finnish cuz I eat me spinach.

Jermaine- Antelope CA

Me, nervous, I'm not nervous!!

In an attempt to display his tough stance against terrorism, President Bush puts on his Dr Evil...err...game face

They told me this job would wear on me but who would have thought I'd look like this?

I bet Russia can smell that one from my house!

Dont tell me about Palin!!
Here is how you really seduce the media…

Maybe if I close my eyes McCain would would appear in the White House

If I press the ejector button just right ......I"m OUT TA HERE!

Barbra,... is this the side Sarah Palin winks on?

Roger New York, NY

George Bush attempts the Palin wink, but realizes reality bites!

If I think real hard all my priblems will go away–"there's no placw like home!"!!!"No place like Crawford" I'll just click the heels on my ruby-colored cowboy boots–it's only a bad dream!!

A wink is as good as a nod to a blind bat.

Would it be totally inappropriate if I let one rip?

Darn it – I'll never visit that dentist again!

Yikes I poked my eye with this speech!

Hey America.... look through one eye like this and it looks like we won the war!!!

Laura, gotta tell the cook to stop servin' those refried beans for lunch.

Proving that Iran has indeed developed viable missle technology, Presiden Bush gets hit with an eye with a spitball launched from across the room by the Iranian envoy to the UN!

Maybe I can get on Lettermans stupid human tricks if I practice.

Whoo-boy. I could win the 2012 Republican Nomination with one eye closed......

oh is that a drink I see. Ah waiter this way, I am the President for a few more months.

If you look at the numbers like this, my approval rating looks much higher!

Wow. That looks like Dick Cheney over there. I haven't seen him in years!

"who's your daddy... sorry I meant president"

I shoud have been a pirate for Halloween.

Wow these speakers are loud... Is this Cheney's chair?
Jermaine- Antelope CA

"I wink, therefore I am."

I thought only camels spit... that's the last time I take hunting advice from Sarah Palin.

I heard SNL is hiring people. My wink is better than Sarah Palin and Tina Fey. Do I have a chance ?

To celebrate the premiere of the new James Bond movie, Bush does his best Emilio Largo impression.

I hate when I get jujubes stuck in my teeth.

ok, now close ur eyes, you are getting sleepy – now say to urself-
"I AM THE GREATEST PRESIDENT THE UNITED STATES EVER HAD!"

Liza Baum/Mississauga, ON, Canada

If I squint hard enough some of the zeros on the national debt disappear.

Kassie Gale
Rogers, AR

Hummm.... where am I and what is it I am suppose to say.....

The future is way too bright!

So this is the view from "the left."

When you look at it like this, my approval rating doesn't look so bad.

Bush thinking: Is that Connie in the back giving me the finger?

Shannon
Rogers, AR

Hey Barbra..... is this the side Sarah Palin winks on? "You Betcha!!!"

I wish I could do this and erase my past.

One wink and we all nod off.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Nose to the left...nose to the right....nose to the left....nose to the right...

I knew I shouldn't have gone dove hunting with Dick.

Bush tries to loosen up the crowd with his best Popeye impression.

"I sucked to the finish,
but gone now at your wish,
I'm Georgie ex-Presideeeent."

I bet they are throwing me a going away party, I really want to peek.

Bush thinking: Humble, honest, forthright...yep that about sums me up,... oh they were talking about Obama,

They eat this winking thing up every time! Yee Ha!

Having worked out an involved array of hand signals and winks with aides prior to yesterday's United Nation's address, President
George W. Bush orders a cinnamon crisp, large Pepsi and Big Chicken Burrito Supreme with extra cheese.

I got spit in the eye when the diplomat said, "petroluem products produced in Poland"

In order to bolster his case that Iran has indeed been working on a covert project to develop nuclear weapons, President Bush gets ready to present the evidence that he was just hit in the eye by an Atomic Spitball from across the room by the Iranian envoy to the UN!

You know, when I squint my eyes like this – real hard, my presidency doesn't look so bad

"Aaaaaaaaah. I'll just blame it on the Secretary General."

You can't see me na na na boo boo. Oh yeah, I forgot. YOUR eyes have to be closed.

You bet I'm taking things seriously during these last 67 days in office!

"Bush getting all mavericky as he channels his inner Palin."

The wink that's worth a thousand words...OK or just a tee shirt!

Cindy...Ga.

The world just hit my eye, like a big pizza pie, that's a soree.

Silent but deadly.

If they look into my eyes they might see my soul.....

President Bush ended up winking as Sarah Palin while he was showing his foreign policy experience to the UN

Now I double-dog-dare you to you pull my other finger!

Well, it worked for Sarah Palin.

Hey I am may not be the brighest bubba around, but i am the only one winking at you.... ehhe

Hey Barbra.... if I look with one eye like this.... my approval rating is through the roof!!

Uh oh, looks like someone played with their official Red Ryder rifle a little early this year.

Bare with me. Barney bit my right eye.

How George Bush has viewed the world through his last term in office.

President Bush is saying on the inside "OH! Right in the eye! Hey...I think somebody in here doesn't LIKE me!"

I'll try reading the eye chart: B
A R
R A C K
O B A M A

This guy just keeps bugging me!

Neat, if I close this eye I can only see that side of the room, lets see what happens when I close my other eye.

OW! Is Bin Laden playing with that voo doo doll again?

Wake me when it's over.

Hey, check this out, if I close one eye, y'all move to the left!

Just wait until Barack sits on that whoppee cushion I will leave on his chair in the Oval office.

Don't worry we over see our bailout money he he (wink)

If I close one eye I can only see half of those U.N. flags, he,he he.

I'm good to the finich,
Cuz I eat me spinach,
I'm Bush the Re-pub-li-can !! ( toot toot )

( all together now... ) lol

I knew I should have picked boxers over briefs - man are these things riding up!

Uh-oh! The Mexican ambassador ate too many bean burritos!

Funny face? I have been practising my comedy act for the past 8 years, I am going fulltime now...

"This is the last time I'll write a speech on the back of my eyelids."

Man... Those cabbage hor d'oeuvres are coming back to haunt me.

Don’t worry we over see our bailout money he he (wink)

President Bush is thinking: Man those beans at lunch are giving me some gas!!!

If I squint hard enough, Laura starts looking like Cheney.

Los Angeles, CA

Cheney goes hunting in the White House after hearing that someone spotted a lame duck.

"Dang Bubba but being nice to them Democrats is a hard pill ot swalla'"

I shouldn't have had that second bowl of chili....but at least this will help with Pickens plan for "natural gas"!

Hey George, did you shoot your eye out or was it Cheney?

President Bush is thinking: That extra helping of beans for lunch was a bad choice!

Y'all like my Dick Cheney impression?

Maybe noone will realize i'm here if I just sit real still and close my eyes real tight.

Silent but deadly.

If I get this down, Gov. Palin might let me be her running mate in two thousand oh-twelve......

Man I sure hope this is a silent one, oops my bad, you smell it.
L. Buoy
Augusta, Ga

Whooo-weee, that was a big one. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that last chilli dog.

Dang that Cheyney! He's gotta be more careful when we play soldiers together.....

Is that the Olsen twins ? Or did someone spike my Drink ?

Maybe if I close my eyes all the problems I created will disappear.

"Uhhhh I do not feel like making this speech...But maybe if i close my eyes, I will drift to paradise at the golf course again!"

Sandy A.
Houston, Texas

Sorry, I can't see you. I poked myself in the eye with a pretzel.
Vinny
Conroe, TX

Hey, if I do this I can only see the 26% percent who approve of me.

Now let me see, if Obama gets sworn in on Jan 20th and today is Nov 14 that leaves me about oh, 67 days or so to find me a place to live.

Breaking news: Without the use of a telepromter at the UN, Bush spoke from the notes he jotted-down on the inside of his eyelids.

Ian – Toronto, ON

Cheney told me all I had to do was close one eye, and hold out my thumb and forefinger and I could squish their heads!