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I'll get you Obama! And your new little, hypoallergenic dog too!

After Obama's Election Night win, Hilary finally hears those celestial choirs she mocked during the Primary.

Five...Five Dollar....Five Dollar Foot-loooooong.

Mine. All mine at last.

Why god? Why am I wearing a dress?

How funny! I look like a Munchkin from, "The Wizard of Oz".

ACORN did it !!

Don't cry for me Argentina!

I had political ambitions and they were THIS BIG!

I did it my way....

The new headliner in the Catskills......
Hey those campaign bills aren't going to pay themselves

You all hated my pantsuits... well here's me in a dress!

Dracula 2009 staring Hillary Clinton

"Bill, finally says to me-No More Pantsuits"!!!!!!

Well, at least I got this right. I am wearing black.

Morpheus....my mission is accomplished! come get me!

No, I'm not going to a funeral, but I AM in mourning.

Having failed in her bid for the Democratic nomination, Hilary finally embarks upon her new career as a mime.

Oh man, why did I let them convince me this dress was nice... It's NOT!

You see, I told you we could!

on the campaign trail, I only told a lie that was this big.

Introducing the DNC regulated campaign wear for 2012.

Hilary Clinton makes a statement by dressing in a Hefty bag.

Can any of the awards be traded to pay off my campaign debt?

Are you kidding me? I'm this wide? Really?

"Obama over me? Really? I'm faaaabulous!!"

my campaign debt is this big!

In the heat of the moment, Hillary breaks into the Don Pasquale aria
"I've been cheated and disparaged ."

Hilary finally accomplishes the inconceivable, when she runs out of pant suits and has to wear a dress.

Yes, and now you see why I've avoided wearing a dress for the past two years.

I knew I should have worn a pants suit.

Don't be alarmed, I have my pants suit on under this dress!

A...Amen, A..Amen, everybody now A...Amen, Amen Amen.

No applause please, just throw money. I'm still paying for my election campaign.

Michael Flood
Albuquerque, NM

Pleading for help paying back her campaign debt, Hillary takes the stage dressed in garbage bags.

I know my dress looks like it doesn't fit because it hasa pantsuit under it.

I was seeing red, but since Barack has helped me, I'm back in black.

When you really think about it - I only missed being President by about this much!

Sarah Palin went to Alaska, and all I got was this $10,000 Designer Dress from the RNC!

"Please, God, send me another stylist; this dress is not working for me!"

Barack in the house ...All rise...

Obama! Obama!....Let down your hair....so that I may climb the golden stair.

If you think you like me in my black dress, wait until you see me in my Supreme Court Robes!

Thanks, guys. I know, I should have been at the White House today. I'm curious of seeing what changes Laura made there...

"Forget Caribou...I give you Presidential Nomination Barbie."

Perhaps I should have consulted with Governor Palin on this dress.
Nancy, Texas

"This is the dress I wore for Halloween. I went as the Wicked Witch of the Democratic Party. I didn't bring the hat, but it was about THIS BIG!"

Not spending 150K on clothes and saving the environment by wearing a recycled trash bag gown. Priceless!

Not wanting to spend money on a new dress, Hillary Clinton wears her Halloween witch's costume -without the hat.

I knew this would make my tushie look big!

Hands up if You think my dress is similar to a garbage bag.

And The Republicans thought God was on there side!

Waleed Nueirat
Monterey PArk, CA 91754

The threat of broken glass has passed, but flame-retardant material remains a hot topic.

From AC to D.C.,I'm back in black!

Sarah Palin gave me this dress... said she found it in her closet?

I wish the DNC would help me out with my attire...
or
Proof the DNC doesn't buy clothing for their big dogs...

Joking with the female crowd, Hillary explains: When I first met him, Bill, like most men, said it was, like THIS big! RIIIIIIIIGHT! That's when I knew he was a REAL polititician!

"Simon says put your hands in the air"

Supreme Court Robe,this old thing.

If I only knew, that a $150,000 wardrobe could get me more attention!!!

Luke...vote for me in 2016

The fat lady has finally sang!

Cindy...Ga.

Sen. Clinton appeals to DNC for a wardrobe allowance.

"Hey Sarah, I got this dress at Macy's 40% off"

Just in time for Christmas, Mattel unveils Barbie’s new fantasy queen sidekick the Hillary doll.

Hillary celebrates Obama's win with a festive gown.

Thank you again for the 18 million cracks in the glass ceiling1

Al Gore gave me this dress. It's knd of unique as far as dresses go - it's the first GREEN dress. It's made of 25 recycled Hefty leaf bags!

This must be one of the dresses the GOP returned.

Pittsburgh, PA

No... I don't have a pants suit on under the dress!!!!

If I had $150,000 to spend on my wardrobe, I wouldn't have had to use a shower curtain to make my dress.

Oncemore, the Sith will rule the galaxy and we shall have peace.

Clinton seance caught on film.

This is what the DNC bought for me! Now I'll be on that list, too!

After failing to win the presidency, Hillary finally gives in to her dreams to audition for the Broadway musical Wicked.

I just know they are going to love me on American Idol!!

If you'd all indulge me for a few minutes, I will now sing an aria - and promise to crack at least a few wine glasses for your entertainment.

I swear, if during the primaries, Barack Obama was Pinnoccio, his nose would be like yo big!

See, I told you the skies would open up!

We the people of the UNITED STATES OF AMERCIA here by demand, all the monies given AGI be returned back to the bailout fund, and the CEO be terminated A.S.A.P

I have left the sisterhood of the traveling pants and joined the sisterhood of gothic chants.
Nancy, Texas

According to Mr. Blackwell...I would be an "over-the-hill Cruella DeVille."

OFFBEAT NEWS:
Hillary Clinton Action Figure, featuring movable arms, 3 gestures and microphone stand included

I'm wearing black,--–definitely this falls HOTTEST COLOR!!!!

"Fly my pretties!"

Obama,
Can I at least get a job in your cabinet for endorsing you? Loyalty?

No, I didn't pay 150K for this dress. I got it at a second hand store and the designer is "RNC Property".

This is just one of many faces of Mrs Butterworth.

After donating her pantsuits to charity Hillary Clinton is forced to wear a dress. She hopes she can compete with Michelle and become the "fashion" lady

"and on the 7th day, God created change."

"What can I say, the RNC brought up all the dress pants suits."

I know this is one thing I can beat Barack at–wearing a dress!

The"Hill" is alive with the sound of music...

Cindy...Ga.

Who took my pantsuit – Sarah?

"The joke is on Bush and Obama, I had a dress made out of the White House shower curtain".

Clinton showcases the "new black."

You raise me up.....so I can stand on mountains

Mystery solved, we now know what happened to the missing west wing shower curtain.

Maybe I'll finally get on "What Not to Wear."

Don't worry PUMAs, I'm wearing a pant suit UNDER this dress.

As God is my witness, I'll never lose in the primaries again.

My inaugural gown was supposed to be for MY inaugural ball.

What is this? I'm surpose to be the center of attention tonigh, whatz happened to me know?

give me an O give me a B ...........oh the heck with it.

O Sole Mio.......

Hillary Clinton: "I can't believe our election victory was THIS big!"

And God, if you just see fit for the next 8 years to go smoothly so I can slide in and become the first female president, I promise I will...

Behold... I have converted my tarp into a dress

Take my word for it ladies, THIS is the only reason I stayed with Bill!

Aye Carumba! I thought it was the DRAMA Women of the Year Awards!

". . .and I did it my way!"

MA-ma MI-a! I feel like fashion died, and I'm at the funeral!

How much did I want to be President? THIS much!

I don't understand why they wouldn't let me wear my pink pantsuit.

Hillary demonstrating how black really is the new black this year.

Michelle said this dress did not need ironing!

"...I was telling Al Gore about this article I read on how to make evening gowns out of garbage bags..."

I can't move in this thing – it's back to the pantsuits!

The DNC paid for this dress, but I never asked them for anything.

Now I have to wait 8 more lousy years!!

Don't worry, I've got my pant-suit on under this.

Don't cry for me America, the truth is I never left you

Introducing: Hillary the marionette!

As you can tell, I buy my clothes at a thrift shop too.

I ran for President of the United States and all I got was this stupid dress!

Vanessa from
Joppa. Maryland

Unable to decide whether to go to the Halloween Party as Elphaba or as Galinda, Hillary chose a bipartisan compromise.

If I can't be president....I'll settle for the LIberty Bell.

I believe we should do everything we can to save the environment. For example, can you believe this dress is made from recycled tires? Unfortunately, its quite warm so I had to trim the long sleeves.

Beam me up. I forgot my broom!

Hillary's audition for "The Crucible".

In the name of "lord obama" , I pronounce myself "Saviour of middle class"

. . .and I sew my own clothes!

"Join with me now as we hold a seance to raise the dead....I Hillary will rise again to win the presidency. I Hillary will rise again to win the presidency. I Hillary will rise again to win the presidency."

Hillary breaks the glass ceiling with her rendition of God Bless America.

The hills are alive ..... with the sound of music

Hey Barack! Instead of a pup, how about a little black cat? Hm?

In the road show of Evita, Hillary Clinton sings , "Don't cry for me America"

Yeoww! These Spanx are TIGHT!

Hillary Clinton blesses her thousands of worshipers for all the cracks they put into that glass ceiling.

I guess I'll have to settle for cracking the ceiling with some high notes.

"You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a World!"

Obama's elected as the President and all I got was an invite to this event?

I come he tonight to say it's over Palin. It my turn know.

Will somebody please buy a victory T-shirt to help me pay off my debt!?

I got this oufit from the RNC on ebay for $150,000.00

(Like a soprano): Viiiiiiictory! Art thou miiiiine?

don't i look glamorous without my pant suit?

I came this close, well maybe this close.

I hadn't had a chance to wear my vampire costume untill now....

Please barack give me and bill a job we or out of the white house.

Why do I have to wear Sarah Palin's dress?

Hillary accepts the title of "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress.

OR

"2012 or 2016? That is the question."

Great! Carnegie Hall and I can't carry a tune in a bucket!

I will be reviving Annette Bening's roll in" The American President "on Broadway next January. The President will be played by a mirror.

Hillary life size doll goes on sale for Christmas – $29.99.

Wouldn't you know–I just couldn't find this material in a pantsuit!

Who would of thought it would take a run for the White House to make it to Carnegia Hall.

don’t i look glamorous without my pant suit?

I was once this big and now I'm this "BIG"!

Bibbidy bobbity boo I’m in a dress so maybe people won’t think I’m an ice queen.

Hillary auditioning for the new opera Somebody Help Me.

The 18 million cracks in the ceiling above me are starting to make me a little nervous.

Hillary accepts the title of "A Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress."

...Joe recommended this outfit....Joe, where are you?....Joe?

Dear Lord now that I'm all in black why can't I be president

Come on now Bill, get out from under there.

Well. at least I got to wear my inaugural ball gown.

I don't care WHAT those videos showed, that Bosnian sniper fire only missed me by like THIS much!!!

"I'm melting!"

They said that black was flattering. Who lied?

I asked to be Vice President, not an alternative to my pantsuit!

Hello--This is why I always wear my pantsuits?

Riverview, MI

My bling! Who stole my bling!

A few G.O.P. accessories might livin up this outfit don't ya think

Come on everybody You know I have pants on under this dress

Hillary performs the hit song "A Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress."

Tonight I am throwing caution to the wind and making a statement: Yes, I am wearing navy shoes with a black dress.

Okay so what if I'am still in mourning for the loss of a dream.

"Don't cry for me, America, the truth is... I'm kind of glad I don't have to deal with this mess."

What? This is not a funeral?

The hottest Christmas gift for kids this year – the Hillary Clinton doll/ action figure.

Barack, Get my surgical gloves, were going to give President Bush a rectal exam.

$79 at Kohl's. Come on Sarah.....

Hillary Clinton , shown here being nailed to the cross, stars in the lead role of "Jesus Christ Superstar."

Please someone bring me an iron. I hate wrinkles.

Oh great! The Glamour Women of the year awards and I forget my BLING!?!

I wore this dress with a big hat on halloween

Mattel introduces their new doll: Hillary Clinton as Senate Barbie. Caribou Barbie comes out next week.

Instead of the Obama family getting a new dog, Hilary argues the benefits of getting flying monkeys.

I'd just like everyone to know I'm so depressed that last night I ate a tub of icecream this big!

The RNC mistakenly repos all clothes belonging to the other female candidate, leaving Hilary with only her 60s prom dress.

So as we commit my 2008 campaign to the grave, I take solace in knowing that, with the grace of God, it will resurrect in 2012!

Hillary Clinton "Holiday Special Edition" Barbie with microphone and stand comes in 2nd place to the "Stick" in the Toy Hall of Fame.

Thank you Glamour...with this nomination my chances for President have grown this much!!

this is why i wear pant suits lady's

I want to thank you for the Oscar nomination, but I was not acting
when I teared up during my campaigning.

I forgot the eulogy!

My Fellow Americans, thank you for recognizing the glamouous me!!!
I can't believe Sarah Palin didn't want this dress!!!

The RNC mistakenly repos all clothes belonging to the other female candidate, leaving Hilary with only her 60s prom dress.

Good mourning everybody!

"Just one more crack in that ceiling , and I am afraid it's going to come crashing down!"

Touchdown for the Democrats!

"ladies and gentlemen,... the show ain't over till i sing,.... here goes,... HaaaaaaaaaaaaaLeLuYa,... "

Either hillary clinton is green with envy or she's the new Al Gore.

If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

Hillary is wearing a dress that was somehow overlooked by Sarah Palin on her $150,000.00 shopping spree.

Let's hear it for the Big Black Dress everybody!

Please, God, give me health to be eable to run in 2016!

Hillary shows the audience the size of her ego.

I was "THIS" close from winning the White House.

Of course the dress is unflattering – the pantsuit phase should've prepared you all for that.

Is Monica Lewinsky in there?

stand up and rise for your Queen ..ooops did I say that out loud

Yes, Yes; A-Line is my friend!

When you get home tonight, don't forget to check out my eBay listings for Inauguration tickets.

Yup obama beat me again and now he's. President and now. I'm on ac 360

I could have danced all night and more

Lord, where is my orange pantsuit?

OK, don't laugh ladies, I made this with THESE two hands!

Hilary sings an Aria that's she is practicing for the auditions for "America's Got Talent 2009"

It ain't over 'til the Senator sings.
(P.S. It's over.)

Frankly, Bill – I don't give a darn!

All raise. We have a new president in the country (unfortunately it's not me).

Pledges,any pledges? please bring it on!!!

Don't cry for me fellow Pantsuit Ladies
The truth is I'll never leave you
I'll be back someday
To win the presidency
I'll keep my promise
Hopefully Bill will keep his distance

I wanted to thank Sarah Palin for for inviting me to her house and letting me borrow this dress.

Stephen
Tucson

"Again, people, I have no idea who Anne Rice voted for."

Hillary Clinton regales Carnegie Hall with her operatic version of Bob Dylan's "It AIn't Me, Babe."

He only beat me by this much....

I Finally Win something & THIS is what they give me?!!

How do you make this outfit work? By putting on a BEAT 360 Shirt, of course.

"And now ladies and gentleman singing AVE MARIA in the key of z-flat.... Senator Hilary Clinton"

Hillary Clinton tries her hand at a new career – Opera Singer.

My dress only cost this much compared to what was spent on Sarah Palin’s clothes.

Hillary final ends the campaign by singing some boyz II men – "Its so hard to say goodbye to yesterday."

Hey the drapes worked for Scarlett O'Hara. Why not me?

Yup obama beat me again and now he's. President and now. I'm on ac 360

Hillary takes a moment to cast a spell on the Republican party.

These aren't my property, they were bought by the GOP!

Alright! I wore the stinking dress. Are you going to bail me out now, Obama?

Hilary Clinton speaks at a Pantsuit Anonymous meeting saying, "If I can quit, so can you!"

singing......"Don't cry for me, America....."

what?......what? i'm mourning for the republican party.

Now we're unified, the sky has opened, light has come down, celestial choirs are singing and we all know we should do the right thing and the world is perfect

Gothillary!

"Yes, I did get the starring role in Wicked! I'd rather go to Broadway than Washington"

Geez, could the lights be any brighter in here? Someone please bring me a handerchief: I'm burning up !

So are you saying Sasha's dress style is not for grown-ups?

Now I have to wait another 4 years! Geez.

Hillary tells her audience "This is how you get to Carnegie Hall."

That wax figure of Hillary Clinton isn't very lifelike.

Will you stop booing and let me continue with my talent competition?

I'll get you my pretty–and your little dog too!

it was 3 am in the morning when they called at this dress......

And finally, I'd like to thank all of President Elect Obama's constituents for allowing me to be here tonight – without your help, I'd have been stuck cleaning up the mess he's in.

Now, see what this country missed out on?!?! I'll bet Barack doesn't look half as good as me in a dress!!!

I thought I would be part of the new cabinet, but with my experience, I have settled for lead tour director at the White House

Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the fairest for 2012?

Palin was right, they really do have great costumes at her favorite consignment shop!

Stand and applaud when I enter the room.

Rudy Gulliani. Eat your heart out.

And finally, I’d like to thank all of President Elect Obama’s constituents for allowing me to be here tonight – without your help, I’d have been stuck cleaning up the mess he’s in.

THIS, ladies, is an Al Gore original - from his new line of GREEN dresses. This one happens to be made of 25 recycled Hefty leaf bags!

okay okay you want change............?

The DNC won't buy me new post election clothes, so I made my own!

Bill and I made a bet. If I was not your candidate, I'd have to wear a dress. And just wait until you see Bill with his new mohawk.

Obama can win an election, but he can't sing. I CAN!

Sarah..I need your help! I can't remember which hand I'm supposed to wave gracefully goodbye to my presidential bid with!

Cindy...Ga.

Why wouldn't they let me wear my pant suit?!

First Lady Barbies are very expensive, just you wait until Michelle is welcomed.

Little does Hillary know they are giving out awards this time for Worst Dressed Woman of the Year!

I had a lead this big....then Barack spanked me in the primaries! McCain lets Gov. Palin into the race... you kiddin' me!!!! Now Senator Franken?.....PLEEEEZ!!!! Are pigs flyin'?

Just missed it by THAT much!

I'm blaacck,i'm blaacck,in the senate again.

It is the mission of each true knight.
Her duty... nay, her privilege!
To dream the impossible dream,
To fight the unbeatable foe,
To bear with unbearable sorrow
To run where the brave dare not go;
To right the unrightable wrong.
To wear the unspeakable gown........................

From Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Finally, Hillary embraces her role as the Wicked Witch of the Left

(sung) The hills are alive with sounds of Barack Obama, I lost in the primaries, but just this much...

"Glamour Women?...I thought you said MC Hammer Women so I wore this trademark Hammer Pants Dress to celebrate and dance!"

Ladies' and Gentlemen , allow me to apologize for this gown, but all my Pant Suit's are being altered for the Inaugural events , so I had to do a quicky at Nordstrom's.

If you only knew the power of the dark side!

Sarah Palin and I went shopping yesterday and I was like Look at these prices!!

And the Lord said "You will have to wait 8 more years for your turn at history"

I am Woman. Hear me roar. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

The DNC bought this dress for me, and I don't have to return it.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats AMORAA

Hillary Clinton shocks her audience when she tells them she is leaving Bill to marry Darth Vader.

"What can I say? It was the only dress left at Neiman Marcus after Governor Palin finished shopping."

not looking forward to another year in the senate, what can I dooo......

Don't cry for me America, the truth is I never left you.

Thank you God, For opening the door for Sarah Palin. Because of this opening the Republicans lost. Thank you GOD !

There go my 2012 hopes.

Did you think all I had in my closets were pantsuits?

Ironically enough, this dress was also funded by the Republican Party

Hillary Clinton distraught cause she has lost her broomstick.

Everbody in the senate, please stand-up! please stand-up...

Executives at AIG are living the high life, and I'm stuck wearing a dress that looks like a trash bag!

Hillary calling for her husband to come on stage from a balcony seat: Alright, come on Bill...I've got you.

"The moose head was this big"

I only paid $19.95 for this dress!

Nobody can call me extravagant. I made this dress out of The White House Drapes.(after they were measured of course).

"And they say – black is slimming!"

Give me a break guys. It's a," Mood" dress, o.k.?

In such lean times Hillary illustrates creative ways Americans can use a simple garbage bag to cut down on the monthly clothing budget...

Hey Sarah you hear me up there? I've proved that you can actually win something without getting a wardrobe upgrade worth $150,000. Raise the roof!

It's all over, the fat lady is singing....

And God said "Come with me to the Obama (Promised) land"

The $10 milion debt Obama got me into, remember!

The sky opened up and a bright light said "OBAMA"

Fresh from the convent.
Sister Hillary praying for devine intervention.

"The ONE TIME I let Bill pick out my outfit, and THIS is what he gives me!"

Macy's unveils the latest baloon float which will be featured this year in their annual Thanksgiving Parade!

Are there any indians out there, missing their teepee?

Hillary: "C'mon God...I thought you said if I stayed with Bill, I'd finally get to sit behind that desk in the Oval Office."

Showing she has nothing up her sleves, The Amazing Hillary prepares to conjure $12 million out of the audience.

"THIS is what happens when you let your husband pick out a dress for you!"

Bill, how would you feel if I did that to you? How?

I ran for president and all I got was this lousey dress from Wal-Mart!

Whoa baby!!! he did it again.

Where's my money Brian, Where's my money? Huh Brian, wheres my money at?

Dearborn MI

Thank you God for blessing me with the money so I can buy my own dress, unlike.....um Mrs. Alaska.

Ladies and gentlemen, Hillary has to leave the stage now, the fat lady just sang.

I had to do something with the new drapes.

Alison Roberts NY NY.

"Hey Sarah. You're not the only one with a Neiman Marcus card..."

Open mic night at the comedy club. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Now which dress would you have rather seen on election night, mine or Michelle Obama’s?

If there really is such a thing as black humor--this is it!!!!

Geez – I don't know WHO designed this dress, but it really does make my butt look "this wide"!!

Psssst...

SHE has a PANT SUIT underneath THAT!!!!

Hillary pleads to the crowd......"Do you see this dress? Sarah Palin donated it to charity!"

I got this dress at my favorite "Second Hand Store".

And obama came down from the heavens to save us all...Not!

i look awful in this dress, only rudy could pull off something like this!

And the winner for best "Green" outfit , Recycled Garbage Bags, goes to Hillary Clinton.

Don’t cry for me fellow Pantsuit Ladies
The truth is I’ll never leave you
I’ll be back someday
To win the presidency
I’ll keep my promise
Hopefully Bill will keep his distance

Those 18 million cracks all leaked out onto my dressl

Sew much fabric....so little time!

"Since I couldnt win the democratic nomination, I am now auditioning for 'Mrs. Buttersworth Live'. See how thick and rich I look?"

*sigh* I lost my hat as I was making my landing on my broom...

I know what every princess needs for her to live life happily.
With.. just a wave of my magic wand your troubles will soon be gone.
With a flick of the wrist in just a flash, you land a prince with a ton of cash...

I need a door at least this big to fit thru with this dress.

Hillary: "I had to start wearing dresses because people kept mistakening me for Bill. C'mon people..."

Apparently, Black is in. . . who knew?

"I used to be this big before I went on the miracle garbage bag weight loss program!"

What does a girl have to do to get elected around here, wear a dress?

Dearborn, MI

Thank you God for blessing me with the best halloween costume.

"Now you know why I wear pantsuits."

Hillary praises her new black dress which converts into a giant umbrella for rainy days.

Because the democratic convention didnt buy her clothing, Hillary had no option but to take a Hefty bag and fashion an evening gown for Carnegie Hall.

Lord who made the lion and the lamb
You declared I should be as I am
Would it spoil some vast eternal plan
If I were the leader of this land?

Susan, Toronto, Canada

Gosh! So you guys thought if I were black I would have won the primary

All those tired of hearing the word "maverick" put your hands up.

Can you believe this? I went to Washington, and all I got was this lousy garbage bag.

I owe so much campaign money that I can't afford the dry cleaners.

jesus christ can any body tell me what day it is. I thought it was October 31

"For this I gave up my cookie recipe?"

I went to Palin's favorite "Second Hand Store" looking for the donated RNC clothes. This is all I found.

Who cut the cheese?

okay....who took my broom?

POOR, It shows.

And you all wondered why I wear pantsuits.

Now which dress would you have rather seen on election night, mine or Michelle Obama’s?

"Cut me some slack, will ya? I know this dress isn't exactly "glamourous", but I am still paying off a massive campaign debt and this is all I can afford!"

Hilary was well prepared with her speech for something she was able to win....Mr. Blackwell"s Worst Dressed List.

Always the bridesmaid but never the bride!

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, will I be the first woman president of them all."

Excuse me, young man, are you listening?... Young man, are you listening to me?... Everybody now! ...It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A!

Hillary: "C'mon people...this dress isn't that bad...I borrowed it last minute from Guiliani"

"Now do you understand why I ALWAYS wear a pant-suit?"

Barack, look at me!!!!! Now that I am 95% black, would you give me a job?

The hills are alive, with the sound of music........................laladada

(Singing) "I'm back in black!
What? AC 360? I thought you said AC/DC!"

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change... I'll take Secretary of State. Amen.

Glamour? Sorry, this is the best I can do.

Can you believe this? The Obamas went to Washinton DC, and all they brought back for me was this lousy garbage bag!

" Palin's still getting tons of press, while I'm stuck looking glam in this
lousy dress!"

FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG!

i don,t know why sarah throw this out

Watch out Tim Gun, Hillary's in the house, that is the house of style.

And they say only Sarah Palin has style.

I've gone Green, Can you believe this used to be a garbage bag

Hillary stands in for one of the witches in Macbeth.

Hillary goes green and shows off her new recycled clothing make of old trash bags.

Monica, Monica, Monica!!!!!! Why can't Bill ever pay any attention to ME?

Hallelujah! The election is over and I don't have to campaign for Obama any more.

Dear fairy, thank you for this dress. But when I said "make my lifelong dream come true", I had something else in mind...

Greeting my fellow sisters of the traveling ballgowns.

Free at last, Free at last...all that cigar talk is behind me at last....

So do all the wonderful dresses go to Palin's wardrobe? Hey throw some light on me! I was campaigning too!

West Bloomfield, Michigan