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"Oh John, are you sure that this bungee jump will get us more votes? It's kinda high..."

Touch your fingertips, flap your hands like wings, and then flap flap flap... Yeah dont we look cute. doing our nursery rhyme?

Do you like Cuban cigars

Whew! Lay off the garlic!

Now, where is that "ON" switch?

Isn't it a little early to be practicing for the Inaugural Ball, John?

"Is that the letter B on your cheek?"

Chris B
NJ, USA

"Don't worry John I'll be there to pick up the slack."

McCain (whispering): "Palin, have you memorized all the scripts for you?"

"I'll catch you if you fall in the polls."

Sorry Senator, but Speaking of Joe The Plumber, maybe you could consider a mint next time we go dancing.

"Hold me Sarah, I don't think I'm going to get the votes that I need."

Sarah is hoping John's hands are clean, she wouldn't want her $4,000.00 outfit getting dirty.

"hmm...wonder if there is a 50.00 in his pocket? I need a new pair of pantyhose!"

McCain (whispering): "Next time please wear something from Walmart okay!"

We've got 'em right where we want 'em,Sarah-on the bridge to nowhere.

Don't forget Sarah, you owe me!

Sarah Palin teaches John McCain the Texas Two-Step at a campaign rally in Ohio.

"Sarah!!! I just broke my back, can you align me up?"

dont touch the garments, they have to be donated when this is over!

Oh John, if you want to keep fighting...how about "getting tough with your breath"?

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Don't be nervous Governor, I learn this step from Eleanor Roosevelt when we were in high school.

See America, this is how we would dance in the 30's!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

And here they are, the newest celebrity couple for next season's "Dancing with the Stars"!
Gaby
Naples, Florida

McCain (whispering): "Palin, once again, you DO NOT see Russia from your kitchen window!!"

Sarah is thinking that John should have gotten some of that money for clothes since his jacket and pants don't match.

John, what did I tell you about the "touching" ?

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

"Hugs, that's how we're going to win the election. We got to give out hugs to millions of people."

And John says, "I am sorry, Sarah.....being "vetted" in no way means you and Todd are each getting corvettes!"

Cool we have 24 hrs. to say what we want, with out a de-bunk !

"No Means No" John!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

"I've got 2 right feet. I don't think I can dance to the left."

McCain says... "Looks like we're down in the polls.... So,,,, Let's dance... the last dance... toniiiiiiight....."

Senator Mccain consoles Sarah Palin before her deposition, telling her: "Governor, I want you to continue to be the real Trooper in the final days of this campaign."

John, I said we need to "side step" the issue, not "two step"!

"Watch the $4,000 suit John.....have to preserve it for my Presidential Election run in 2012."

Patricia Edison
Georgetown, KY

It's ok Sarah.......maybe 2012!

John I just heard "That one" flew out of the country.
No Sarah, Hawaii is a state.

"We got to move to the left but all we can do is go to the right."

Look Sarah, don't you think you're taking this law and order thing a bit too far?

Come on John we have to look like we are enjoying this dance.

John, Are you sure this is the "Dancing With The Stars" audition?

Even Sarah Palin can't stand the sight of this guy!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Oh great, Cindy's looking this way. Quick, act like you're going to be sick.

"Dancing With the Politicians"

no sarah turn to your other right

"We've had a good run kid" whispers Sen. Mccain to Gov. Palin as the two embrace in recognition of their forthcoming loss.

McCain and Palin frisk each other searching for the lost direction of their campaign..

"John I think Joe the Plumber needs a hug."

Just think Sarah if we win the dance contest we get a Beat 360 t-shirt!

John, remember your new add to distance yourself from bush, so you can win? Well we need to talk, it's about 2012.

Sorry Sarah but this war hero don't dance.

Forget it Skeletor...I've got my sights set on 2012 !

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

John please don't say I have to give up my wardrobe after the election.

Now, now, Sarah. When I said Tina Fey would make a better V.P. I was just kidding.

Sen. John McCain and Gov. Sarah Palin supporting each other prior to their historic 2008 Presidential Election bungee jump.

Cindy not here...I'm Sarah...I'm Sarah-!

"The dance of the right wing."

Hey, careful with the jacket, John. This look doesn't come cheap. *wink*

It's ok Sarah. You can try again in 2012.

"When I count to three, we both jump!"

Let go of me Sarah...Cindy's coming!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Careful John, you might crease my new jacket!

Sarah Palin says "That's a nice cuff link. How much did it cost? I betcha it wasn't as much as mine."

John is that a plumer's wrench in your pocket? Or are you just glad to see me?

I know you're new at all this, but I swear this is part of the Vice President's job.

Psst!...Don't tell anyone, Governor Palin, but George Bush voted for us today!

There are only a few more steps John. Haven't I supported you long enough?

John:Sarah, this is how you do the Republican two-step!
Sarah: I'm way ahead of you, Joe, er I mean John.

Great, the "devil" wears Prada, and my shirt looks like a dishcloth !

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Get off me Maverick–!

It's okay Sarah........maybe 2012!

Albuquerque, NM

"Eww John, have you been hanging out with Joe the septic tank cleaner?"

A couple more dance lessons and I'll be better than Obama at something!

McCain to Palin "Lets show Barack that I can dance too."

You lead Sarah.I'm tired of dancing around the issues.

Just watch my feet John, we'll start with the Box Step, and one, and two...don't worry you'll knock 'em out at the innaugural ball!

Look, this is the only honorable way out. Okay, on the count of 3 we both jump.

Maybe your thinking of riding into the sunset, But I'm not

Palin (whispering): "Tell them I really didn't campaign wardrobe!"

How do we get anywhere, if we each have to cover each others back?

Now look, I brought you here as a prop, bought you an expensive waredrobe...I think it's about time I got a peck on the cheek !

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

And we thought that we'd have to worry about the Democrats not being a unified party!

"This time I get to lead... One, Two, Cha – Cha – Cha."

Sarah Palin and John McCain practice for their debut on Dancing With the Stars!

John, please !

you've got to quit garlic for breakfast...
It won't help your circulation that much!!

I know this is your favorite Sarah, but they ALL have to go to charity!

First Obama, now McCain has Palin right where he wants her.

Call ya in 2012 Johnny Boy...(wink)

McCain and Palin struggle to decide how to embrace family values

"Hold still Sarah, while I remove the Saks Fifth Avenue price tag from your jacket...."

"I know you consider me a breath of fresh air, but please, no more garlic, John."

Don't wreck my suit, John. It cost the party $6,000!

Hey, dude be careful with this suit, I just got it at Nieman's, and I haven't really had time to really show it off , yet

John McCain whispers to Sarah Palin. "Please Sarah could you shut your pie hole at least let ME talk this time."

Sarah, you still have the tag on that Saks suit.

"Watch where your putting that hand there John... you don't want to be getting that mud that's been slinging all over my new suit now do ya?"

After we lose the election, let's try for Dancing with the Stars.

You know, this is one of the reasons I picked you as a running mate, I cant hug Rudy Giuliani in public

Tic Tac John? I can smell your lunch.

Careful! Do you know how much this outfit cost?

Some days I think I'm next to an idiot

Careful John, remember how much they paid for this outfit.

McCain to Palin "If I win the whitehouse I won't need an intern because I'll have you"

It's only a matter of time before we'll take the plunge.

OK big guy, I gottcha, I knew you shouldn't have had that last glass of Straight Talk punch!

Come on Sarah, lets dance I think I hear the fat lady singing!

We've been doing this dance for two months now. When will she learn? One, two step, one, two step...

John, don't let that cheap "off the rack" fabric touch me!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Move John! I wanna do a CNN interview.

Albuquerque, NM

Which pocket is that Receipt in? I need to take some of those clothes back you bought me.

John shows Sara what Palin around really means.

Gosh darn it Sarah! I have to come clean on this - I've always loved you!

please john be carefull I have to return this suit to neimans

This suit cost more than most people make in 6 months, so I would rather you not wrinkle it , yet. Can.t we just shake hands.

John, you've stepped on my new shoes the RNC bought me.

John do you really think any Americans still waltz ?

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Just don't look down and fall in front of the media and those democrats.

Seattle, WA

Now I know how Senator Obama feels when I don't look him in the eye.

"John? Your on my toes."

Showing her commendable abilities of foresight as a VP candidate, Palin is careful not to get that old person smell on her Oscar de la Renta suit.

Elk Grove Village, IL

Temecula, California

Please Hug me people are watching..

A good Maverick is hard to find!

LIsten, John, if Cloris Leachman lasted this long in "Dancing With The Stars," we sure can do our inaugural dance up in the sky. Hang on!

Easy now Johnny boy... this jacket costs more then all your seven houses combined!

Yes, Sarah, you really do have to donate your new clothes after the campaign is over.

May I have this dance Miss Wasilla.

You dance very well for a man your age. But all your moves seem to be to the Right. If we both move too far to the right we may lose the election. Maybe we should go to the cente

211 dry creek rd
Hollister, Ca

We only have 11 days left Sarah. They want to see us dance!

Even presidential candidates are subject to random airport security checks.

Sara all I need you to do is preach that I am the maverick!

John! Don't wrinkle the suit! I've got to return it in eleven days...

Where did you get that suit John? K-Mart?

This Papparazzi photo of John McCain and SarahPalin proves that even Mavericks sometimes fish off the company pier!

Gov. Sarah Palin tries to distance herself from the McCain doctrine.

Take it easy Mr. McCain... I'm not that kind of running mate!

Palin thinks to herself she would rather be dancing with Obama at this point in the race.

Governor Palin is obviously disappointed with the quality of his suit.

Don't damage the outfit, remember we promised to give it to charity and then I can deduct it from my taxes under the Obama plan.

I know this is our swan song, but a little mouthwash would have helped.

No, John, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not ah1, ah2, ah3.

Fred and Ginger, they're not.

Whoa Senator! Easy on the $5,000 dress.

Look! I think I see Russia!

Sarah, if you don't stop looking at your feet, we're not even going to make it onto Dancing With the Stars!

Governor Palin shows obvious dismay with thre quality of Senator Mccain's suit.

OK, Sarah this is how we used to "cut the rug" when I was a young Maverick!

Now now John – don't get your diapers in a bunch.

You might be stepping on my toes in this dance John, but I'll be stepping all over you in the White House!

McCain says to Palin: Good luck in 2012 my dear. Try to have an agenda by then and be sure and stick to it.

Hands off the designer duds Senator!

Looks like North Carolina isn't the only thing up for grabs.

Now Mr McCain, do you think its a good idea for us to be waltzing up here with our heads in the clouds?

Sarah, hold on to me tight, I don't want to fall off this stage, like I'm falling in the Polls...

GOD! he has bad breath!

"Look, you've already patted me down for $150k."

You're right John, I can't see Russia from up here.

And if we don't win, maybe we can get a gig on "Dancing with the Stars"

McCain: Now Sarah... How many times have the handlers told you to let me lead...

Oh John, you really have old man stink breath!

I know it's not pretty Sarah, but we're running out of options. Maybe a waltz can change the poll numbers.

If McCain can't grab Ohio then he'll settle for grabbing Palin.

Caption for Sarah and John:
I THOUGHT I was ready to be VP, this is one aspect I am NOT ready for!

My God Sarah! Is that cashmere?!?!

Just ease on down into the chair, and we're off for a sleddin' adventure of a lifetime!

Ew. Ew. Ew.

Sarah, I'm already tap dancing, as fast as I can, now let's do a waltz!

Sarah Palin: "Jeez John, when you gunna change those depends?

Sarah Pallin already distancing herself from John McCain for her chance in 2012

Senator I don't mind hugging you, but don't expect me to embrace your policies.

So Johnboy, how much did the RNC pay for your shoes?

Governor Palin and Senator Mccain check to make sure they are not perspiring before the election results are given.

That's OK, Sarah, no one will remember that one mistake among all the others you've made.

OK when I start my speech that's your signal to go over to Biden's bus and cut the starter wire.

Careful old man – your old enough to be my grandfather!

I forgive you. You're certainly not the first Republican who decided to support Obama.

John, I don't really want to look to the left, but that's where the cameras are.

Sen. McCain and Gov. Palin continue to dance around the issues.

Oh John! I thought you were different! You're just a typical politician!

Senator Mccain frisks Governor Palin for any clothing receipts.

IF you don't stop getting caught doing stuff wrong im going to take away your allowance, and no more fancy clothes. trust me I will show you a real maverick.

McCain to Palin; Sarah if we don't win I just make you my 3rd wife and we can be real marvicks together."

"It's not I don't like you, I just have a problem raising my arms."

C'mon Sarah, let's show 'em all we're better dancers!

Stump with the one that brought you.

John and Sarah practice the 'two-step' before they ride off into the sunset.

McCain says- "If we don't win the election, we could always try out for "Dancing with the stars". Palin looking down at his shoes -"Not with those shoes you won't."

Since nothing else seems to be working, John McCain and Sarah Palin decide to try waltzing their way to the White House.

With the sun setting on their campaign, McCain and Palin perform their last dance.

No seriously John, let go of me you are ruining my campaign.

"You must be losing your bearings if you think you're giving this suit to charity"- Palin

"Hey watch your hands there Joe the Octopus"

John your breath is horrid. Where has your mouth been?

I lead, you follow

Palin and McCain practicing for the concession dance.

After the rally McCain whispers to Palin..."I think they bought it!"

Easley, South Carolina, USA

Look to the right, look to the right

So, if this run for the White House doesn't work out, I know some people over at Dancing with the Stars.

After hearing someone yell "terrorist" at a rally John and Sarah rule each other out as possible suspects after a brief frisking

Help me get off this stage Sarah, I think someone spiked the campaign punch!

I've finally got the lead.

No John McCain, I will NOT kiss you in front of my husband!! Oh hi, Hun, I was just, uh....RUNNN!

Okay Sarah, Did Joe da Plummer install the Parachutes?

Alabama Tim

Careful there now, "Mac". Would you like me to retrieve your "Cain?"

203 Liberty Street
Vevay, IN 47043

Listen, Governor, you go start the car and when this rally is over we'll get a six-pack and some pork rinds

where did I put those Altoids?

Calgon, take her AWAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

McCain (irksomely murmuring): "Don't you dare wear more memorial bracelets than me, I only have one!"
Palin replies: "Then don't touch me!"

ok, ok that's enough senator

Hold still for a second Sarah. I want to see what a $20 000 jacket feels like!

"One, two, three...one, two, three...oops...sorry Sarah...I thought I was meant to lead".

McCain: In case you were wondering, these moments are the real reason I picked you over Lieberman.

Fritz Oakhurst, CA

Please don't wrinkle the dress, it is going to "charity"

My God Sarah! Is this cashmere? Don't you think that 's just a little over the top?!?!

You know John, on my last shopping trip I saw a suit jacket that would spif up your wardrobe a little.

Because no one can be two places at once, Sarah Palin assembles her John McCain mannequin at a rally today in Pittsburgh

Sarah, I'm not George Bush, don't let the INVISIBLE MAN come between us!

Oh my, John, you smell funny. Is it that 60 year old cologne you're wearing? Because it really lost its age.

"John, you're so stiff...limber up, so we can
dance"

We're dancing as fast as we can!

Steady, now, John. Hold on... Two feet, there you go...

"O.K. Grandpa....one....two...cha, cha cha"

Mr. McCain, are you wearing a jacket bought from Walmart?

Oh Mr. McCain, please don't step on my shoes, I just had RNC buy them for $50,000 at Neiman Marcus!

"This campaign thing is just not working, Sarah. What do you say you agree to be my partner on DANCING WITH THE STARS?"

I swear I had that economic plan here somewhere.... Must have left it with my original ideas.

Sarah, if something ever happened to Cindy, you're next in line!

Nice outfit Sarah. Need another 150K?

Kathy, Canada

Don't you wish everyone used Dial..

"I don't know John,it looks like a long way down!"

McCain convinces Palin to "Poll Dance" in a last-ditch effort to woo voters.

Palin & McCain pallin' around (what you can't see is that they are in the gutter)

John & Sarah rehearse for the new reality TV show, "Dancing with the Oldies".

Since everyone in the crowd's already been through security, we'll have to give each other a pat down!

John, enough of this dance. I will teach you the Alaskan Waltz... 1 2 3 ... 1 2 3...

"You better talk to Cindy, this does not feel like real $150,000 cashmere."

What a terrible remake of "My Fair Lady"!

I'm sorry Sarah, but we can't let you keep those expensive clothes. We don't want to look like fashionable elitists, otherwise we'd be Democrats.

Sara Palin's new job...Secret service for President Obama.

Matt Allman Aston, PA

"This just maybe, our last dance"

That's ok...better luck next time...you still have time...i dont

"Sarah I saw this on a episode of Entourage last week. Let's Hug it OUT."

Hey look John, I can see the middle class from up here.

Mark Davis
Laguna Beach, CA

The only thing worse than an interview with Katie Couric is a hug with John McCain

As the rookie follows their ratings in the polls, Mcain's tries to teach her not to look down.

Let's try it again, John. This time you step with your right foot and I'll step with my left. And a-one and a-two...

Sarah-you're good enough, you're smart enough and doggone it....
people like you.

Wow!!!!!!!!!! He needs an Altoid!!!!!!!

"McCain and Palin arm themselves for one final campaign push."

"i guess i wasnt the only one that spent that 150,000 on clothes.."

Now who is Leading this Dance?

"Cheer up Sarah. You only have to pretend you like me for 11 more days. Then, most likely, we'll go our separate days." – John McCain

Don't worry Sarah, I'm sure Joe the plumber is good friends with Sally the high end fashion designer.

Wait John!!! One more step and off the stage you go!!!

Hey John, mind the suit... you paid for it!

Careful there, don't wrinkle my $3,000 suit!

I picked up this number at a retirement home rally; would you like to dance Governor?

Pittsburgh, PA

Sarah, let's dance. It might help our poll numbers go up.

com' on John, looks like you've had one too many!!!!

McCain and Palin address an attentive crowd at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum

Now Tina Remember not so much of a role playing Ok???

Senator McCain closely examining the hairstyle that cost him $20,000 last month!!!

We're down in the polls. This is my last chance Sarah. You gotta cry like you mean it.

Watch it John, if we get any closer Todd will make me secede from the ticket.

Ok John, I think You're taking this soul mate thing a bit too far.

Just 11 more days of slugging this guy around. Geez, the guys in Weekend At Bernie's made it look so easy!

Watch it John, you're steppin' on my brand new Manolo's!

OH! Is it time to demonstrate the latest move from our Maverick dance?

Hey Sarah, look happy. We're supposed to be a team.

If TSA isn't man enough to pat you down before boarding our campaign jet, I'll do it.

"Look John, I can see Russia from up here!"

"Well, at least we tried"

"Sarah you have to look up. Eyes up.. Don't look at your feet it makes you look like you don't know what your doing."

Maybe if we stand close together they won't see President Bush behind us!

"You know Sarah, if this election doesn't go well for us, I can get you a job at the Senate Security Office. That was one of the best patting down I ever had."

Going through John McCain's head...

"Now I definately deserve to be President if I have to hug her!!"

Going through Sarah Palin's head...

"Now I definately deserve to be President if I have to hug him!!"

My friend, you and your Gucci make me Mavericky.

"Damn it Sarah let me lead.

"Don't look so sad Sarah...you knew you couldn't keep all those clothes."

McCain and Palin prepare for their careers after November 4, a stint on "Dancing with the Stars."

hey now jr maverick I'll hit em hi you hit em low. OK break

1, 2, 3… 1, 2, 3… come on Sarah, we can’t let them think they’ve got us beat on everything. Wait till they see our dance. 1, 2, 3 and dip… ouch! My back!

Anna M.
Seattle, WA

don't look down my friend........ it will only make the fall seem harder.

"Not so close, John. Do you know how hard it is to get that old people smell out of a $150,000 suit?"

"Golly John, I don't see one of yer feet in the grave."

Do you think they're buying it?

Not for a second, John.

Sorry John, Barack may be a socialist, but he's a better dancer, you betcha.

"John maybe you should be getting a new suit, that ones smelling a bit musty, oh you betcha. Like a old moose."

John, I may not know the definition, but I know this is not one of the roles of the VP.

I'll scratch your back, if, you'll scratch mine!

Well John it was a good run, see you in 2012 when i'm top of the ticket

Listen, Sarah, I hope you kept the receipts for all those clothes you bought. It's looking like you may need to take them back on the 5th!

Amy Schallert
Bowling Green, KY

Let's show 'em our 'Maverick Dance'.

Quick Sarah, help me find my Plan B.

"Its ok Sarah, not everyone knows what the Vice president does..."

" John, this may go against the fabric of democracy but please don't rub that polyester jacket against my cashmere suit!

Mc Cain demonstrates to Palin that they will reach across the isle no further than this.

See my suit and these shoes, it was $5,350.46. I bought them for little to nothing! Can you guess where the money came from?

Ow, ow, ow...you're stepping on my Prada shoes....

I hate to push you into the hole John, but I think you're done!

John McCain and Sarah Palin practice for their next job on "Dancing With The Stars".

It's a little late to tell me you 're afraid of heights, Sarah!

Do I really have to donate my clothes John?

Two Mavricks... crossing party lines?

Dance Baby Dance!

Now, now Sarah, you're not washed up. You can always run for first
women president in the next election.

I can't hear you Sarah! Talk into my good ear.

Please John stop i have a husband and thanks for clothes.
california

"John, be careful! This is my new $5,000 suit!"

Joe, the Plumber is not down there, he went home to get ready to run for Congress.

Dance ANDERSON.....!!!!!!! See even John can do it.. Not well but he's doing it.....

Watch the shoes... The taxpayers may want a refund!

Feel this Sarah, I just got this from Saks Fifth.

-Radha (Cambridge, MA)

Well Sarah, we may not get the White House, but with your moves we could try out for "Dancing with the Stars".

McCain to Palin " Quick, hide my face my nose is growing."

Easley, SC

Okay, good, just a few more inches to the left and I can start my speech.

Just follow the yellow dots and we'll be ok. If we can pretend to be politicians, we can pretend to dance.

Oh! Great place for a swing dance!

"There, there Sarah, you can still be Tina Fey for Halloween"

"Well you're not a great dancer John... but at LEAST if you're stepping on my foot it keeps them out of my mouth!!!"

Jonathan
Las Vegas, NV

Sarah Palin thinks : This is very very uncomfortable, thank god I have that moderate clothing budget and won’t have to wear this suit again…..
Senator McCain thinks : Hmmm did I mentioned my friend ” Joe the Plumber ” to the people at the rally today…????

Vancouver, Washington

Yes we can-can!

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Senator McCain catches Gov. Palin just before both of her feet head toward her mouth!

Election Day Facing Reality
Mccain:" Oh I think i'm having a heartattack
Palin: "Oh Noooo not now John this outfit is too expensive.

let's practice dancing around the issues

Dancing can be tough when both people try to lead.

"What we need at this time is a good George Jones song!"

Nice shoes John.... Did you get those at Neiman Marcus?

"We're in real america John...I told yuh to watch yer step and follow my lead...yuh just stepped in a cow pie...one gosh darn cow pie on the whole stage and yuh gotta step in it."

Senator Mccain tells Governor Palin: "That rotten George Bush! Both him and Laura voted for me today. Thanks a lot for telling that to the media."

"John, don't you look down! I got my eye on those darn poll numbers for ya!!"

Don't worry my dear, we have the Obama campaign were we want them.

Don't look now John, but you're hip deep in mud

John McCain comforts Sarah Palin after being informed that the moose would not be the national animal during their administration.

Spring, TX

"If we loose Sara there is always dancing with the Stars"

John, I told you to change after talking to Joe the Plumber.

"OK Senator, there's a step up here.....maybe we should get your walker."

Here's looking at you kid, we'll always have Alaska

Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Campaign? What Campaign? You're all the vote I need.

Okay John give me a hug and let's make it look like we actually like each other.

Palin in Prada: She looks like .15 million bucks

Don't you worry Sarah ! You'll get the dress back after charity auction !! We make sure this is ahead of "country first"

Srinath B
ON

Hey! Hands off the Gucci!

Two months too late, John McCain finally vets his running mate.

-Roshan (Cambridge, MA)

Alright John – now where did you hide that Macy's Card?

"Is that an absentee ballot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

John,you should have given me a heads up on the nomination for VP,I could have flown the jet to NY and picked out some clothes beforehand.

Sarah,we will just add the cost of the bloggers to the bill we are sending you for this suit.

don't worry polly pure bread ,under dog will save you.

Come on Sarah, you can at least pretend we are still mavericks.

This is how they taught us to dance in Catholic school.

Sarah Palin had a 'photo op malfunction' when she thought she was hugging senator McCain, but was actually hugging a Madam Tussos wax figure of him.

John! Look at all the little people down there. . . they are all probably voting for Obama.

John, I hate to tell you but I think Barack was right about the dancing.

Not now John; I have a headach.....!

That's right, just you keep acting like I know what I'm doing, Governor. But remember, I get to lead.

"I never wanted to hurt you, John, but I'm a hockey mama for Obama."

John McCain's speech was so boring even Sara Palin fell asleep

I know, sarah you wanted to go shoping,but ,the RNC CAN'T buy you anymore clothes....it just doesn't look good.

lets just dance sarah, this might give us more votes.

"John, you're stepping on my toes, cramping my style"

Watch the hands there buddy, don’t ya know this suit costs $5,000.

let it go john, you are too old for this.

Let's do the Hokey Pokey! I'm Hokey and your Pokey.

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Hey Sarah, Can you feel my heartbeat? I think it stopped.

In an absentminded moment, McCain tells his grand-daughter how he lost the election in 2008.

As the election comes to a close, the maverick pair do the "swing state" dance.

Okay you remember the plan right Sarah. We make it look like we are having an affair so people will compare me to Clinton, not Bush.

"Remember jump on the count of 3"

Sarah, I'm asking you nicely, please step away from the podium.

Come on Sarah, my friend, please don't go back to Alaska. Lets blame it on Obama!!

Sarah Palin holding up the McCain Campaign in its final days.

McCain and Palin reach across the aisle to admire the feel of each other's fabric.

Learn the Maverick Tango in Three Easy Steps: Attack, Attack, and Attack.

Careful Sen. McCain, your button almost got stuck on my $150,000 outfit.

Come on Sarah, don't be shy; You know you want me.

Palin: 'John, let me see. Yep, you forgot to put on your deodorant!'

That's better John, now your on the X

Is that a stain on your shoulder? Ha!, made you look.

Please no hugs John, you know this suit is a new wardrobe addition.

OH, not a great place for a swing dance, John!

John, I can see your RELIGIOUS right hand but it's the LIBERAL left one that worries me!

Are my depends are leaking?

Rockem Sockem GOP-bots

Sorry John they told me the Democrats shopped here always