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Senator Obama you just won the presidency, what will you do next? I'm going to Disneyland!!!

Do these make my ears look small?

A core part of my economic plan is to stimulate the economy by making sure every man, woman, and child in the country is sporting a set of my ears!

See John told you the Mouse was a Democratic.

Even though I am holding this hat, I will not run a Mickey Mouse administration!

It's always smart to have a back-up plan!

Senator Obama says to the media, "I want to thank Mickey Mouse for his support".

Hooray they spelled my name correctly!

I guess the big rat's a Democrat after all.

"Thanks but I'm already wearing one".

Can I come back on Nov. 5th for one that says President Obama?

With an endorsement like this I could rule the world!

What do I need this for? Mine are bigger!

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Obama handing out Mickey Mouse ears so voters can take advantage of those ACORN registrations.

Mickey's got nothing on me!

It's nice for President Bush to make me my own President's hat!

See John...I told you The Mouse was Democrat.

OK, enogh with the ear jokes!

You can tell Mickey the Mouse that his taxes will not be raised under an Obama plam

We asked what Senator Obama would do if he wins the election he proudly announced, "I'm going to Disney Land!!!"

If the recent economic crisis has taught us nothing else, it has proven that Disney was right and it is, in fact, a small world after all.

You can tell Mickey the Mouse that his taxes will not be raised under an Obama plan

Josh
Suffolk, Virginia

Mickey's got nothing on me!

If the ears fit, wear them.

This will help in getting the independent mouse vote!

You mean instead of spending millions of dollars and 2 years campaigning, all I needed to do was wish upon a star?!

A report asked Senator Obama, "What are you going to do after the election"? Obama replies, "My famiy and I are going to Disney World"!

"That's all I need is another pair of ears."

The last thing I need is more attention paid to my ears!

Uhhhhh, I asked a couple of large beers, NOT ears!

Well I would not trade my ears for all of the marbles in Lou Dodds mouth!

I hope he does not plan voting with that disguise!

Now you see, these ears will help me hear better.......

While campaigning in the Great Shlep near Orlando, Florida, Sen. Obama brings out his Disney yamaka.

I want to lead you in the next four YEARS, not EARS!

do my ears look big??

The ears have it.

Redundancy.

Very funny guys, but shouln't this say President Obama?!?!

I can hear Russia from where I live!

Sen. Obama fights hard for the under-served Disney character vote.

Alrighty then......the ears have it.

I'm all ears...........

I suppose Mickey thinks my ear aren't big enough.

That Hillary is a funny one.

Now that ACORN has registered Mickey Mouse please make sure he votes.

I'll put on my "Mickey the Mouse" ears hat if John McCain puts on his "Joe the Plumber" cap.

It's official, the National Alliance of Dumbo ears have endorsed Obama for president.

i love disneyland and theres no john mcain there and sarah palin there.
california

I still think my ears are a bit bigger then Mickey's

I still think my ears are a bit bigger than Mickey's

Thank you and watch your televisions tomorrow for the McCain/Palin ad that begins with "Senator Obama--is he a man or a mouse? Our researchers have documented evidence that he has ties with mice and may even be a mouse himself."

hey! I think these hats could catch on and become popular!!!!

oh... a mouse?

Yes, n how many ears must one man have...Before he can hear people cry?

Will this make my ears look smaller?

I asked for "President Obama" on the hat – where's that damn mouse!

Sen. Obama tries to convince the crowd that Mickey's ears are much bigger...

"I said I have 'ears' in the palm of my hand – Not Ayers!"

Thanks for the gift John...very funny!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Barack Obama received another endorsement today. Too bad Mickey can't vote...though it's not for lack of trying.

Thanks for these nifty ears, but you might have noticed I don't really need 'em!

My Senator, what big ears you have there.

Obama: Better to hear Victory with my dear.

Lisa
Clemmons, NC

Umm.....shouldn't this say "President" Obama?

For Haloween I will be Mickey Mouse, and John McCain will be Goofy.

Mickey sent these "ear marks" as a symbol of his endorsement of me for president!

Does this mean your giving me the keys to the place too?

Senator Obama, just back from seeing the movie "Nights in Rodent".

Obama must think he's won the Superbowl. "I'm going to Disneyland"

Mickey Mouse or Alfred E. Neuman; they both keep their ears to the ground!

Obama holding the next appropriate costume Sarah Palin will be wearing!

If you got a better plan for the economy than mine, I'm all ears!

Man or mouse? This way I can be both!

I can't believe Michelle packed the wrong hat!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Please, hand me the other Mickey Mouse ears hat. The one that says President Obama.

"Mickey assures me he is legitimately registered to vote and is in no way connected to Acorn".

Senator Obama, admitting openly to his affilition with and a member of the "Mouseketeer Club".

NOW I'm all ears.

I'd put this on, but I don't think "four ears" is a nickname that I can live with.

"I'm fairly certain John McCain said big rats were Republican!"

Jay
Alamogordo, NM

I promise if elected President to not wear the Mickey Mouse ears of the Senate, but to wear my own ears.
Andy Germantown, TN

Okay, is everybody ready for the Great Hat Tossoff/

Hey Mccain, stop clowning around in the Minnie mouse costume...it's not Halloween yet!

Uh, excuse me...somebody mispelled "President" Obama.

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Don't worry McCain, I got you a Goofy hat to wear for Halloween.

Senator Obama shows the special hat he got in Florida for Senator McCain to wear election night!

Hey everyone!!!
I will be mickey mouse for halloween!!!!

Not only Colin Powell, but Disney as well endorses Obama for president.

Okay, If this will get Florida, I will wear the ears to my Inauguration.

Lisa E.
Clemmons, NC

Contrary to reports stated otherwise, Acorn was not involved in voter registration fraud-my good friend Mickey just attended my rally in Florida.

So who gave me the ears? Thanks but mine are already big enough.

One of ACORN's newly registered voters lost his hat.

A new small business flourishes under Obama by selling Barackateer ears.

My happiest place on earth is that white castle in Washington D.C.

I got this in the mail today from Ross Perot – very funny – thanks, but no thanks!

McCain, you're right...Britney and I DO have alot in common.

"My, what big ears ears you have!"
"...all the better to listen to my fellow American's with..."

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

I am on the way to Dinseyland in California or Florida, I put mickey mouse cap my head!

"C" you real soon..............

Janice
West Grove, PA

Senator Obama will award this special consolation gift to Senator McCain for most giant dirty Rat tricks during a presidential campaign.

Umm, ok..I get it...I have big ears, very funny! Does it also come in 'President Obama' stitching?

With these super big ears I can feel the winds of change. I was only getting a breeze from my ears.

Florida is the key to my victory! Even Disneyworld is helping me with these hats there...

Yes,-– I told my campaign workers not to count our chickens before there hatched, but I'm going out on a limb and exchange my old winter hat ( by the way the only one that keeps my ears warm ) for a new one that say's ' President Obama ' !!!!!

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you & me?
B-A-R-A-C-K O-B-A-M-A

"I need the embroidery changed. Can I get it back by Nov. 4th?"

Obama: I said Iowa has big ears of Corn.

Okay. I get it. I don't look like the other Presidents – I've got big ears.

"Hey, frat boys! You think you're pretty funny, huh?"

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

After hearing about Colin Powell's endorsement of Barack Obama, Mickey Mouse quickly showed his support for the Democratic nominee by making profits for Democrat Disney goers.

Balint Kacsoh
Macon, GA

Obama has offers a special Mickey Mouse gift for Congresswoman Bachman of Minnesota.

Hey Minnie. I wonder if I can borrow the gold pants suit Hillary gave you, so my ears won't stand out in the crowd.

Don't wear that around Palin, Senator you might end up in her freezer .

Ok you guys in the media, which set of ears do you think are bigger?

Looks like John McCain wants me to engage in his Mickey Mouse politics seeing as he sent me this hat!

Yep! I know Sarah will wear a moose costume for Halloween. I decided for Mickey Mouse instead...

Thank you but no thanks, have a look I have my own.

I just got elected President, now I am going to Disneyland.

I got this is the mail today from one of my biggest fans – uhhhh, very funny Ross Perot – still the comedian!

Can I ride the big boy ride too?

Somebody's taking this "guy with the funny ears" joke a little too far.

"Sorry, Mickey. It's too late to throw your ears into the ring. Mine have been working pretty well for me so far."

Senator Obama on Mickey Mousing the economy.

"Let me just say that I am honored to be palling around with Mickey and all the Mouseketeers here today."

My Halloween hat they molded from my head turned out pretty good, don't you think?

Thank you, Thank you, Great people of Florida. I will become the Greatest President this Nation has ever had.

"Does this mean I'm finally a mouseketeer ?"

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

I am very happy to announce that a great American has endorsed our campaign to change America: Mickey Mouse!

Yes – I'm a citizen – uuuhhh what country is this?

As McCain said, second graders are important: for everyone who registers to vote, Acorn is giving them these hats...

Required headware for all in the Mickey Mouse Congress

Kingston NY

Look no earmarks!

"November 4th be sure to vote for B A R, A C K, O B A M Aaaaaaa."

What... Like my real ears do not bring enough attention.

"Yo! Can I get one of these for Biden?"

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Look all you Florida retirees, I got Annette's vote, and she even gave me her old hat

HELLOOO, FLORIDA! Lend me your ears...

Thought I had big ears before? Get ready for this.

I bought this in China at a Mouse-Tse Tung Rally.

Do these come in Elmer Fudd ears ? that would be a terrific service award for Carl .

Hey, don't play that, you know which ones are my real ears!

Hey Senator Obama, What are you going to do after the Elections?

OBAMA: I'm going to Disney Land

It's not the ears that make the man or the mouse. but it is the man that makes the White House.....

Sorry, forgot my city, state.

"Sorry, Mickey. It's too late to throw your ears into the ring. Mine have been working pretty well for me so far."

Sen: senator Barack Obama campaigning about how big senator McCains ears are and he still is not hearing him about his economic policy.

Sing it with me....you know the tune!!

B A R...A C K ...M o u s e

Jean (like the pants), Canada

McCain no longer refers to Obama as "that one." Instead, he calls the senator "America's mouseketer"

Balint Kacsoh
Macon, GA

I'm done Mickey Mousing around in the Senate, I'm ready to be the President.

"Very funny. These aren't the kind of earflaps my hats in Chicago have."

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

"Look, I've got the ears....I can be your next President!!"

Pick me for President and your life will be like a Disney movie.

I needed even bigger ears to keep up with the ever changing Platform attacks from Goofy Mcain.

Kingston NY

A gift of earmuffs from Floridians to Obama for his coming trips to win North Dakota!

I am going to Disney Land.

I'll tell you what....If I win the state of Florida, I'll wear this hat at my inauguration.

Vote for me and Every day will be like a trip to disneyland.

Micky knows what you expect from him, which is entertainment.

Obama knows what we expect from him, which is Nothing .

Just like Justin, Britney and Christina, Barack's rise to super stardom all started back in the Mickey Mouse Club too.

Is it too early to celebrate and go to Disney Land yet?

What do you think I have in common with Mickey Mouse?

And you thought my ears were big before!

Senetor Barack Obama explaining to the public how things go out one ear and the other when politicians listen.

My ears look nothing like Mickey mouse's.

If I lose this lead to mcgrumpy I wear this hat for a year.

Michelle, don't take the picture yet, I haven't put the ears on.

Even Walt Disney is a sponsor of Obama.

McCain gives Obama a hat to go with his economic recovery plan.

Barack Obama thanks Disney for their endorsement of him and reminds voters that he too can make dreams come true.

Senator Obama,
trying to dispel rumors that he was just hired to replace Mikey Mouse at Disneyland.

"Hmmmmm, they like the Mouse, so if I get the ears, maybe they'll like me too!"
B-A-R (R ya gonna vote for me?)
A-C-K (K, See ya at the polls real soon!)
O-B-A-M-A

Barack Obama thanks Disney for their endorsement of him and reminds voters that he too can make dreams come true.
Vishal K.
Houston, TX

Hey thanks a bunch...but I already have a set of ears like this. I'll send them over to McCain...maybe with them he will be able to hear the Truth.

I can't vouch for the Dallas Cowboys, but the good people at Acorn were not guilty of voter registration fraud in the case of my good friend Mickey.

This is the hat I wear when I try to pick up on Minnie Mouse.

I heard that ACORN seems to have registered quite a few Disney characters, so I'm taking no chances on not getting their votes!

I guess I better wear them. Mickey did register as a Democrat after all.

Senator Obama holds his campaigns official symbol of just how Mickey Mouse the McCain campaign really is! LOL

I dont think Sen Obama needs to bring anymore attention to his ears!!!
Bassam Salem
New Orleans, la

Senator Obama, what is the first thing you will do after you win the election?

I'm going to disney world!!

Does this make me look like a mousy man or a manly mouse?

The ears on this hat are even smaller than my real ears.

"Yes, it's true.. I do know Mickey Mouse, but just because I have these ears doesn't mean I 'pal around' with him. When he was indicted for the big cheese heist I was only 6"

"They told me this was a yarmulke. No wonder Lieberman is so bent out of shape."

I'd like to introduce my new clothing line starting with the Yoda Cap.

"Finally a hat that makes my ears look smaller."

This thing is over Mr. McCain...Im going to Disneyworld!

Hey, are you saying my ears are like MICKEY MOUSE? Don't you know big ears are a sign of intelligence!!!

Does this make Joe Biden Goofy?

Sen. Obama,

proudly shows off a cast of his ears at a recent speech in Florida.

"Thanks guys. You finally found a hat that fits...my ears."

"I wonder if I should give this to Sarah to keep her warm when she goes back to Alaska ?"

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Okay, very funny if I have to put these on then Joe has to sport the chipmunk cheeks......

This is my new hat from my presidential clothing line, Dolce & Obama.

Obama holds a message from the McCain campaign subtly notifying Obama about McCains next big genius attack idea... to show Obama as unelectable because of how big his ears are.

After months of investigation, the Obama campaign has finally discovered evidence of the identity of the mastermind behind the McCain campaign's strategy plan

Hey, after I win this election, I'm going to Disneyland!!
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

Mickey Mouse gots nothing on me.

Barack leads a sing-along:
" Who's the prez, of the US, elected by you and me:
B A R A C K O B A M A"

I know I need to suck up to Florida voters, but do I really need to wear this silly hat.

Obama: "Ok, I get it. I have big ears, but this is too much."

Balint Kacsoh
Macon, GA

"I think Disney is trying to tell me something."

Williamsburg, VA

THERE were MOUSKETEERS in this WORLD????

Do you see my "Flag Pin" Mickey, Hey There, High There ,Hoo There, 20/20 on that Senator .

No, I'm not self conscious about my ears. What would give you that idea?

GOP finds proof that the Obama campaign was involved in registering Mickey Mouse as a new voter.

OK America, it's official, I'm all ears!

"Is this a joke about my ears?!?"

Yes, these Collector's Limited Edition Senator Obama hats will be available for boys and girls of all ages on my website starting November 5th at only $5000.

If I were McCain I would totally use this picture to link Obama with ties to the worlds largest child exploitation ring in America.
Forget Ayers
I bet he launched his campaign at disneyworld with the rest of the eight years olds.

Are you sure this will make me look more like a republican?

Senator Obama rebuts Republican charge that he pals around with Goofy.

"Who's ears are bigger? Mickey's or mine?"

"Hey John, I believe you dropped these at your last speech."

Joni Miller
Sun Valley, NV 89433

Though generally in favor of childish activity, Mickey Mouse rejects fellow septuagenarian McCain's sideshow antics and throws his hat into the ring for Obama.

Ok, I don't mind the flag pin, but do I have to wear this too, to win Florida?

I think I mis-stated. What I meant to say was ' The "ayes" have it' and not 'The Ears ' have it... It could have been Biden who said that."

New McCain Robo-phone message – "Did you know that Barrack Obama pals around with cartoon mice?"

I came here to Florida and all I got was this lousy hat... oh, and a big win on election day!

"Honest- it is the republicans that are responsible for Rat testing in labs."

When I take charge of the White House after the November elections, in keeping with my agenda to cross party lines, I intend to give George Bush a hat just like this one with his name on it just to remind him that there are characters on both sides of the political aisle.

"Hhhmmmmm . . . as a small child, I never dreamed that Mickey Mouse and I would have so much in common."

Don't you have to win BEFORE saying "I'm going to Disneyland"?

Riding high from the Powell endorsement, Obama looks for the Mickey Mouse vote.

"I'm a freshman senator, and I know I've got a name the American people are a little uncertain about, and no one thought I would get this far, but Jiminy Cricket came to me one day in 2007 and said that 'when you wish upon a star' "...

Senator Obama was all ears earlier today during his stump speech in Orlando...

After looking at obama's ears, Mickey decided to give up his day job.
destenie
Lake charles, La.

Uhhhh, I ordered a couple of large beers, NOT ears!