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October 17, 2008
Beat 360° 10/17/08
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Sen. John McCain speaks to his rival Sen. Barack Obama, as New York Cardinal Edward Egan listens from the center at the Alfred E. Smith dinner at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York on Thursday.

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Don (WA)   October 17th, 2008 4:59 pm ET

Ok, So which one of you is pro-life?

Ted, Wolfforth, TX   October 17th, 2008 4:59 pm ET

McCain, Please vote for me I really want to be President.... Obama, Thanks for early voting for me!!!

Susan   October 17th, 2008 4:59 pm ET

So, I guess my vows of poverty and chastity were not enough. Why me?

Roweena D'Souza, Seattle   October 17th, 2008 5:01 pm ET

McCain: you think I can get some days of indulgence for all those funny comments I made on stage?

Matt Allman   October 17th, 2008 5:01 pm ET

Thank god the Cardinal is in between us or I would sick my bulldog on you....

Paula (Indiana)   October 17th, 2008 5:02 pm ET

Lord, are you as tired of listening to all this political nonsense as I am?

Kristien,Antwerp, Belgium   October 17th, 2008 5:02 pm ET

"Hey Barack, have you heard that one about the cardinal and the choirboy?"

Rose from Calif   October 17th, 2008 5:04 pm ET

Cardinal Egen says, "Help get me out of here"!

Paula (Indiana)   October 17th, 2008 5:04 pm ET

Boy would I like to get these two into a confessional!

Dave Tampa FL   October 17th, 2008 5:04 pm ET

Okay, a priest, a rabi, and Joe the Plumber go in.....

Max   October 17th, 2008 5:05 pm ET

What a world we LIVED in ...

Let's hope it GETS better.

Roweena D'Souza, Seattle   October 17th, 2008 5:05 pm ET

Shhh! Barack, put some cotton in your ears
McCain: Father, I come become you a sinner. I confess that I lust to sleep in the presidential bedroom of the White house.

Kevin from Oregon   October 17th, 2008 5:06 pm ET

"You obviously have me confused with a plumber."

Daniel- Madera, CA   October 17th, 2008 5:06 pm ET

Barack-" By the end of the night I'll turn it into a blue cape!"

Rose from Calif   October 17th, 2008 5:07 pm ET

John McCain says to Cardinal Egen, "Did you hear about the priest who try to save a hooker?"

Shelia Burton   October 17th, 2008 5:07 pm ET

"Can't these two guys agree on anything"?

Kevin from Oregon   October 17th, 2008 5:08 pm ET

Cardinal Egan does his best McCain impersonation by repeatedly rolling his eyes and sighing.

Burt Gold   October 17th, 2008 5:08 pm ET

I don't think dressing up like a pumpkin in October is all that funny.

Shelia Burton   October 17th, 2008 5:08 pm ET

"John, enough for the jokes, can I eat my dinner"?

Michael, Dresher, PA   October 17th, 2008 5:09 pm ET

McCain and Obama with Ron Paul in his new costume.

Deborah, Vista, Ca.   October 17th, 2008 5:10 pm ET

They knew what they were doing when they planned the seating. McCain is even further on the right than I am!

Paula (Indiana)   October 17th, 2008 5:10 pm ET

Cardinal Edward Eagan's silent comments at dinner Thursday evening at the Waldorf Astoria:

"Sure, you can laugh! You're not sitting between the two of them! The tension is so thick, I just tried to cut it with my knife!"

Michael, Dresher, PA   October 17th, 2008 5:10 pm ET

"Did you hear the one about the guy who wore a red cape to a formal dinner?"

Deanna Burr, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:10 pm ET

I believe the term "baked Alaskan" refers to this dish...not my running mate.

Bridgett from Cypress, Texas   October 17th, 2008 5:12 pm ET

"I'd better get two desserts for having to sit between these two."

Dan Lerner (Toronto)   October 17th, 2008 5:12 pm ET

Barack, I'd like you to meet the new mascot for the Arizona Cardinals.

Michael, Dresher, PA   October 17th, 2008 5:13 pm ET

"I'm not kidding Barack, this is Hillary in her halloween costume."

Megan Dresslar (Shoreline, Wa)   October 17th, 2008 5:13 pm ET

Obama: Hey McCain, I like your joke, that is so funny about Joe the Plumber.....
McCain: Thank you for that, But I am not president Bush!!!!!

Amy (HI)   October 17th, 2008 5:13 pm ET

Get me out of here!!!!!!!!!

Jim Saisakorn   October 17th, 2008 5:14 pm ET

John McCain: " If I was a rabbi, this would be some kind of bad joke!"

Jim Saisakorn
New York City, NY

Michael - Santee, CA   October 17th, 2008 5:14 pm ET

So did you hear the joke about the priest, the Vietnam veteran and a… ah never mind, that joke ISN’T POLITCALLY CORRECT.

MJ Birmingham, Alabama   October 17th, 2008 5:15 pm ET

"Admit it Barack, your tax plan will keep "Edward the Cardinal" from ever becoming Pope!"

Dan Lerner (Toronto)   October 17th, 2008 5:15 pm ET

I guess they misunderstood me when I said that I was a Cardinals fan.

Megan Dresslar (Shoreline, Wa)   October 17th, 2008 5:15 pm ET

Father: (thinking) I can't sit between Obama and McCain in the middle, it made me annoy!!!! I can't stand each other......

William Wade   October 17th, 2008 5:15 pm ET

"Please God, get me out of here".

diane Nashville, Tn   October 17th, 2008 5:15 pm ET

Cardinal Edward Egan thinks to himself... "Did I remember to Tivo Ugly Betty?"

Jennifer M. - Honolulu, HI   October 17th, 2008 5:16 pm ET

Cardinal Egan regrets his role as moderator in the Dinner Table Debate.

AnnMarie Sinclair, Conyers Georgia   October 17th, 2008 5:16 pm ET

McCain to Obama.. Tell the truth Barack, you like me, you really like me. You can't lie because Cardinal is listening.

Joel Mathew   October 17th, 2008 5:16 pm ET

Egan: "Senator McCain you time is up, next question is to you Senator Obama, why did you get the last chicken entree, I requested one and got fish."

walt smith   October 17th, 2008 5:16 pm ET

"Did you hear the one about "the boys club and the preist"?

Richmond, VA

CJ   October 17th, 2008 5:16 pm ET

New York Cardinal Edward Egan is listening to the devil on his left shoulder and the angel on his right shoulder, and is confused to which he should listen to...

Scott Skibo   October 17th, 2008 5:16 pm ET

"Even though I walk through the shadow of death, I will fear no evil"

Kathryn from Eugene Oregon   October 17th, 2008 5:16 pm ET

Hey guys, hey guys......what do you get when you cross a religious zealot with a KKK member? I don't know either, but I sure hope he votes!

Jim M   October 17th, 2008 5:17 pm ET

John, at least when you were an Episcopalian, you had a potential of getting my endorsement.

pennyinmass   October 17th, 2008 5:18 pm ET

omg. thoses guys are going to make me blush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David Baker sf,ca   October 17th, 2008 5:18 pm ET

See, Barack. It's not just me...the cardinal can't look at you either!

John Schofield , Gages Lake, IL.   October 17th, 2008 5:18 pm ET

"Forgive me Father, but if he brings up Joe the Plumber ONE
MORE TIME!!

Burt Gold, Bradenton, FL   October 17th, 2008 5:19 pm ET

McCain: I'm a hell of a lot funnier than you are Barack.
Obama: The hell you are!
Egan: I'd like to lock you both in confession lockdown.
McCain: That's funny!

David, Vista, Ca.   October 17th, 2008 5:19 pm ET

I hope he doesn't ask for my wine, too.

pennyinmass   October 17th, 2008 5:19 pm ET

oh<oh i think this is going to be a fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ashley, Auburn, GA   October 17th, 2008 5:20 pm ET

A Republican, Democrat, and a Catholic priest were sitting at a bar.....

walt smith   October 17th, 2008 5:20 pm ET

"Did you know that Cardinals start off as Swallows"?

Walt
Richmond, VA

Bill Salem OR   October 17th, 2008 5:21 pm ET

"Please God, get me out of here."

Marlene Livorno   October 17th, 2008 5:21 pm ET

Hey Bob, I think you might want to call Joe the Plumber! John seems to have let is mouth overload his ... again!!!!

Lisa Holcomb   October 17th, 2008 5:21 pm ET

McCain leans toward the Left and tells Obama "I learned how to tie this bowtie from the great Paul Simon. He was a senator from your state of Illinois, and he leaned across the aisle and showed me the way. This of course was before my friend George Bush was President."

Teri   October 17th, 2008 5:21 pm ET

Gentlemen, gentlemen, I am eating my dinner–this is NOT a confessional!

Megan Dresslar (Shoreline, Wa)   October 17th, 2008 5:21 pm ET

McCain: I will win the comedian contest!!!!
Obama: No! I will win comedian contest!!
Father: Please stop argue each other about contest!

Janice Lemon   October 17th, 2008 5:22 pm ET

Don't tell it to me. I'll move tell him your own self. Collinsville, OK

Linda Tipler   October 17th, 2008 5:22 pm ET

God won

Scott Skibo   October 17th, 2008 5:22 pm ET

"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil"

David, Vista, Ca.   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

God, you've put me in difficult situations, but this is rediculous!

Bridgett from Cypress, Texas   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

Cardinal Egan: "Did Joe the Plumber make the seating chart?"

Donna Bachorz   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

These earplugs are a gift from heaven!

Kevin from Oregon   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

"All of this negative rhetoric is enough to turn me into an atheist."

Arianna Makana   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

Oh Lord, did I have to be piggy in the middle?

Pamina   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

Ok, so a Democrat, and Republican and a Priest go into a bar...........

Julie, Bloomington MN   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

I can't believe McCain is talking about this at the dinner table. I know, I'll give him 'you better knock that off while we're in public' look! It works with kids, I bet it'll work here too!

Anthony - Apex, NC   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

"I understand that you each have a tremendous amount to confess, but, please, one at a time."

Barb New Port Richey Fl   October 17th, 2008 5:23 pm ET

"Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do"

David Jones, Las Vegas NV   October 17th, 2008 5:24 pm ET

Oh great, now I'M the moderator to a fourth debate.

Lisa from Houlton, ME   October 17th, 2008 5:24 pm ET

After hearing their face-to-face confessions simultaneously, Cardinal Egan cringes as McCain boasts to Obama that he got a lighter penance.

David Dunbar (Denver, Colorado)   October 17th, 2008 5:24 pm ET

*Yikes, I'm surrounded by politicians! Okay, stay calm, now think... what would Jesus do in this predicament?!*

Ryan St. Joseph, IL   October 17th, 2008 5:24 pm ET

McCain: That's funny...my next set of ads just happen to say that you're from Krypton...

Donna Bachorz   October 17th, 2008 5:24 pm ET

Thank you Lord, I finally mastered the art of sleeping with my eyes open!

Shelia Burton, Chesapeake, VA   October 17th, 2008 5:25 pm ET

"This One has a red cape, Barack, I guess yours is red too!

Wayne Trickie   October 17th, 2008 5:25 pm ET

Obama"is that the face of the christian right your trying to win vote's of?"

Kevin from Oregon   October 17th, 2008 5:25 pm ET

"No, Senator McCain. I am not Charlie Brown or the great pumpkin."

Anthony - Apex, NC   October 17th, 2008 5:26 pm ET

The candidates present their cases for whose economic policy would be better for 'Ed the Cardinal'.

Erik Griffin   October 17th, 2008 5:26 pm ET

" The way these two have been going at it these last few weeks... all three of us will have to bathe in Holy Water for a month!

Trent Broadus (San Antonio)   October 17th, 2008 5:27 pm ET

Do you think God will forgive me if I just let one rip?

Nick   October 17th, 2008 5:27 pm ET

Cardinal Egan: "OK, just don't make any sudden movements"

Stephen Miller   October 17th, 2008 5:27 pm ET

John McCain asking the New York Cardinal for a prayer, while Obama leans over to say 'Not even God can help you'.

W. Fife, Newfoundland, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:28 pm ET

Who are these two guys? I thought I was going to meet the Pope.

Duane   October 17th, 2008 5:28 pm ET

I'll trade you a scallop for a "red state".

Frank Yuen   October 17th, 2008 5:28 pm ET

That's the last time I'll agree to do vote for the "best" confession.

Forest Hills, NY

Anthony - Apex, NC   October 17th, 2008 5:28 pm ET

I don't care how much you've come to admire each other. Marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman.

Michael Kajdas Chicago, IL   October 17th, 2008 5:28 pm ET

As long as you're so good at reaching across the aisle, how about passing me the ketchup.

Bobby, from Tampa, FL   October 17th, 2008 5:28 pm ET

No kidding, Barak, Pope Benedict told me that he won election by going negative!

W. Fife, Newfoundland, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:28 pm ET

Yeah, I think the orange cape and cap look funny too!

Jim M   October 17th, 2008 5:28 pm ET

John, informs the Cardinal that he's dropping Sara Palin from the ticket and replacing her with Rudi Giuliani.

John from Alabama   October 17th, 2008 5:29 pm ET

"So a maverick, a terrorist, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar..."

Trish Schild - Soddy Daisy, TN   October 17th, 2008 5:29 pm ET

McCain, just as oblivious to his surroundings as he is the issues, was overheard at a fundraiser asking: " Did you hear the joke about the priest and the black man?"

Deborah, Vista, Ca.   October 17th, 2008 5:29 pm ET

(Cardinal thinking) My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?

Mike, Malvern PA   October 17th, 2008 5:29 pm ET

Once again, the Skipper is caught unhappily between Gilligan and the Professor.

BFB   October 17th, 2008 5:29 pm ET

Where are the bank CEO's? Why haven't we seen any of them making a public statement about one of the worst banking crisis we've ever had. They're probably to busy managing the fortunes they amassed while running their firms into the ground.

W. Fife, Newfoundland, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:29 pm ET

Hey Barack, we sure know how to get down with the people. I feel their pain, and I know you do too.

Ram   October 17th, 2008 5:30 pm ET

Egan : Oh.. Oh.. I should have brought the Cheek guard with me..

Ram
VA

W. Fife, Newfoundland, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:30 pm ET

Hey Barack, any idea which one of these glasses I'm supposed to drink out of?

Duane from Oklahoma   October 17th, 2008 5:31 pm ET

Senator Obama, Can you pass me a "Red" state please!

Bobby, from Tampa, FL   October 17th, 2008 5:31 pm ET

Barack, I'm going for the Hail Mary with the Cardinal's blessings!

W. Fife, Newfoundland, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:32 pm ET

Hey Obama, I like that idea. I think we should tax the church too. This guy doesn't look too happy about it though.

Lisa Washington   October 17th, 2008 5:32 pm ET

Gentleman be nice and stay in your corner: because the plumber is not God.

lisa from Beaufort,SC

Dan Lerner (Toronto)   October 17th, 2008 5:32 pm ET

Nevermind Jesus, I want a second coming of this dessert.

Shelia Burton, Chesapeake, VA   October 17th, 2008 5:32 pm ET

"Could I please have some elbow room, John!

Jason Day   October 17th, 2008 5:32 pm ET

The Surly Mate, The Pearly Gate and The Surely Great...

Deborah, Vista, Ca.   October 17th, 2008 5:33 pm ET

My Father, if it is possible, may this cup be taken from me.

Srinath Belur, Toronto, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:33 pm ET

Fistful of humour through the Cardinal

W. Fife, Newfoundland, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:33 pm ET

Ahh, that was funny! But, maybe I shouldn't be telling that kind of joke here?

Christopher   October 17th, 2008 5:33 pm ET

"Why do I always get sat at the kids' table?!"

Williamsburg, VA

Donna CA.   October 17th, 2008 5:33 pm ET

McCain as Obama listens in : Cardinal Egan to you think the big guy will over look the nastiness of these campaigns?. Or will we burn!!!

mike mayo   October 17th, 2008 5:33 pm ET

McCain: "So an Archbishop and a Democrat walk into a bar..."

Rufus in Twentynine Palms, CA   October 17th, 2008 5:33 pm ET

Cardinal Egan chimes in with the Lord, "Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you."

Arif   October 17th, 2008 5:34 pm ET

Obama to Cardinal Edward Egan should i call joe the plumber

Joy, Fort Gordon, Georgia   October 17th, 2008 5:35 pm ET

Okay have you heard this one, Three men go to a dinner, the first an older white male, the second a cardinal, and the third an African American....

Barry Levin, Fremont CA   October 17th, 2008 5:35 pm ET

Caption for today's photo –
"In one ear and out the other"

Neil from Hillsborough, NJ   October 17th, 2008 5:35 pm ET

"I told you Cardinal, Obama still sits left of center".

W. Fife, Newfoundland, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:36 pm ET

Well I don't know about you Barack, but I feel like a penguin. Of course, it's not as bad as Mr. Halloween here.

Dave Tampa FL   October 17th, 2008 5:36 pm ET

Hey, Steve. Everyone thinks I’m a hot head. Would you please tell everyone I just had a little gas at debate and that’s what you were laughing at. You can’t lie in front of this guy. Hey pal your gonna be 72…

Ryan W, Los Angeles   October 17th, 2008 5:37 pm ET

McCain- Didn't the cardinal get the message about the White ties.
Obama- I guess not.

Stephen Tucson   October 17th, 2008 5:38 pm ET

Cardinal Egan thinks to himself "I am the
only maverick around here"!!!!!

Antonio Albuquerque,NM   October 17th, 2008 5:39 pm ET

McCain: Father please pray for me its the only chance i got left

Steve   October 17th, 2008 5:39 pm ET

And I thought the vow of chastity was bad...

Donna Bachorz, Fl   October 17th, 2008 5:39 pm ET

Lord, I know I have to do penance for eating that extra piece of cake but this is ridiculous!

Mitch Kopnick   October 17th, 2008 5:39 pm ET

McCain: "Ok guys, stop me if you've heard this one before,"
Cardinal and Obama: "STOP!!"

Ryan W, Los Angeles   October 17th, 2008 5:39 pm ET

McCain- I thought we were supposed to sit next to Joe the Plummer.

Bobby, from Tampa, FL   October 17th, 2008 5:40 pm ET

Go ahead, Barack, show Cardinal Egan your water-to-wine trick!

Philadelphia Phil   October 17th, 2008 5:40 pm ET

YO BARACK! did you see the bleepin Cardinals kick the bleep out of the bleepin Cowboy's last... oh... uh... sorry your Eminence, I meant the ARIZONA Cardinals.

Abbe from Scottsdale   October 17th, 2008 5:41 pm ET

What do you get when you cross two penguins with a Cardinal???

Lily, Connecticut   October 17th, 2008 5:41 pm ET

Senator Obama to Cardinal Egan: Can I borrow your cape?

Stephen Tucson   October 17th, 2008 5:41 pm ET

Cardinal Egan getting ready to say "Don't make me
separate you boys again"......

Robyn, Toronto, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:41 pm ET

I know it took a miracle for these two to be civil for one night, but why do I have to be seated between them

Tina - Rochester, MN   October 17th, 2008 5:41 pm ET

Cardinal Egan pondering.....why did I have to draw the short straw???

Tammie   October 17th, 2008 5:42 pm ET

And who do I need to speak to about the seating arrangements for next year?

Harrison, AR

Deanna Burr, Canada   October 17th, 2008 5:42 pm ET

Charlie Brown and Linus are finally visited by the Great Pumpkin.

Violet Castro   October 17th, 2008 5:42 pm ET

"Hungry? Why Wait Grab a Snickers!"

Betty Ann, Nacogdoches,TX   October 17th, 2008 5:43 pm ET

I "feel" it's time to exorcise the demons!

Ryan W, Los Angeles   October 17th, 2008 5:43 pm ET

Religion always gets in the middle of politics.

Derek - Naperville, IL   October 17th, 2008 5:43 pm ET

McCain: "No...I'll be Moe, Barrack will be Larry, and Cardinal, you can be Curly."

Dave Tampa FL   October 17th, 2008 5:43 pm ET

Hey, Cardinal, would you tell That One to pass the salt?

Rob S, Fort Myers, Florida   October 17th, 2008 5:43 pm ET

Okay, i admit, it was me that time!

Giorgia, Irvine, CA   October 17th, 2008 5:43 pm ET

Why don't I wear a white tie?

Joshua Cudd, San Antonio, TX   October 17th, 2008 5:43 pm ET

What happened to the separation of church and state?

(It's my 19th Birthday! If Anderson wished me happy birthday on tonight's show that would be the greatest gift ever!!)

Bobby, from Tampa, FL   October 17th, 2008 5:43 pm ET

I said thhis really is for the birds – a hawk, a cardinal and a dove!

Jared Knott (St. Louis, MO)   October 17th, 2008 5:44 pm ET

Cardinal: Dear God haven't I done enough...Now I have to baby sit the candidates!

Cindy Panackia   October 17th, 2008 5:44 pm ET

Cardinal Egan– any word from above who is going to win on Nov 4th?

Riverview, Michgian

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 5:44 pm ET

You're wrong Barack...he's on my side!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Anthony   October 17th, 2008 5:44 pm ET

Now I know what Lehrer, Brokaw, and Schieffer went through.

Antonio Albuquerque,NM   October 17th, 2008 5:44 pm ET

Sorry gentlemen but i have already voted for Ralph Nader.

David   October 17th, 2008 5:44 pm ET

McCain: "Cardinal, my friend, let me tell you why I think God should vote for me in november..."

Betty Ann, Nacogdoches,TX   October 17th, 2008 5:45 pm ET

I hope neither one of "these guys" starts projectile vomiting while I'm inbetween!

Giorgia, Irvine, CA   October 17th, 2008 5:45 pm ET

Obama and McCain meet without preconditions the New York Cardinal

Paola   October 17th, 2008 5:46 pm ET

What the HELL?????

Lafayette, LA

Russell of Cleveland, OH   October 17th, 2008 5:46 pm ET

So, a republican, a democrat, and a cardinal walk into a bar...

Betty Ann, Nacogdoches,TX   October 17th, 2008 5:47 pm ET

Dear Lord,
We give thanks for this food and please keep these two heads from "spinning" around in my presence.

Stewart Schilling, Mineral Point, WI   October 17th, 2008 5:47 pm ET

McCaine to Obama: "I tried making a deal with the devil today, but he said he was already endorsing you!"

Kirk Vanderbeek - Detroit, MI   October 17th, 2008 5:47 pm ET

This wolf meat is delectable. Did Palin bag this?

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 5:48 pm ET

All right...let's go out back and settle this right now!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Abbe from Scottsdale   October 17th, 2008 5:48 pm ET

"Hey John.... what are you complaining about??? I could have nicknamed you Dick Cheney instead!!!"

Betty Ann, Nacogdoches,TX   October 17th, 2008 5:48 pm ET

Dear Lord,
We give thanks for this food and please keep these two heads from "spinning" around in my presence.
Amen!

Paola   October 17th, 2008 5:49 pm ET

Cardinal: OK, Sen. McCain, I forgive your sins. But you Sen. Obama, YOU ARE THE ONE!!!!

Arnie, Sugar Land Texas   October 17th, 2008 5:50 pm ET

From Left To Right,

Servant of Man, Servant of God, "Messiah"

Stephen Tucson   October 17th, 2008 5:50 pm ET

"John, how am I supposed to take you seriously
when you expect me to believe that Joe the
plumber was a pitbull in a past life"?

manny rodriguez   October 17th, 2008 5:50 pm ET

"John and Barack, nothing personal. But sinning is everything! Me and my gang are voting for the one who's hand is under the table ...

DAVIES-WINFORD, Montreal, Quebec   October 17th, 2008 5:50 pm ET

Guys this is not the time for forgiveness, " too late ", you all are going to hell.

Lily, Connecticut   October 17th, 2008 5:50 pm ET

Senator McCain tries to convince Cardinal Egan not to give his cape to Senator Obama because it would ensure Obama the Presidency.

Anthony - Apex, NC   October 17th, 2008 5:51 pm ET

Sen. Obama explains, "That's not how it works, John. You confess your sins and I confess mine."

Ed Bachorz, Fl   October 17th, 2008 5:51 pm ET

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Jimi from Temple, TX   October 17th, 2008 5:51 pm ET

I don't care WHAT you promise...I'm not going to put in the good word for either of you!

Kristien,Antwerp, Belgium   October 17th, 2008 5:52 pm ET

The guy in the back finally got the joke McCain told half an hour earlier.

Dave Tampa FL   October 17th, 2008 5:52 pm ET

So, who do ya like in The Series…

Sandy, Arkansas   October 17th, 2008 5:52 pm ET

You know why I'm smiling, Barack? I had the Cardinal's confession chamber bugged...Wait till you see tomorrow's campaign ad.

Sandy
Arkansas

Suzanne, Madison, Wisconsin   October 17th, 2008 5:52 pm ET

"Senator Obama, I know you are planning to raise taxes on potatoes like the ones on our plate tonight. But in these tough economic times, that's the last thing we should do. What will Joe eat for dinner if you are elected?"

Vinny Uriegas   October 17th, 2008 5:52 pm ET

OBAMA: YOU KNOW MACAIN USED TO BE AN ALTER BOY!

VINNY URIEGAS
SAN ANTONIO TX

desiree   October 17th, 2008 5:53 pm ET

dear lord please save me from idiots!!!

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 5:53 pm ET

Excuse me Cardinal, would you give me the last rites?

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Jimi from Temple, TX   October 17th, 2008 5:54 pm ET

Coming this fall on CNN...Two Candidates, a Cardinal, and a Pizza Place

Vinny Uriegas   October 17th, 2008 5:54 pm ET

OH MY GOD WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP:

VINNY URIEGAS
SAN ANTONIO TX

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 5:54 pm ET

Excuse me Cardinal, would you give my campaign the last rites?

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

CAMERON COX   October 17th, 2008 5:55 pm ET

So then St. Peter says – "We have lots of Cardinals up here but only one politician."

Cameron Cox
Winnipeg, Canada

Paul Zuker, Austin, TX   October 17th, 2008 5:55 pm ET

Trapped between the two candidates, Cardinal Egan eyes the nearest emergency exit.

Jose Negron, CA   October 17th, 2008 5:55 pm ET

That was not funny, and I know funny, I am a clownfish.

Vinny Uriegas   October 17th, 2008 5:55 pm ET

OH MY GOD, CAN I GET SOMETHING A LITTLE STRONGER THAN THIS WINE!

VINNY URIEGAS
SAN ANTONIO TX

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 5:56 pm ET

Hey Barack...do you think it's coincidence that the "salt and pepper" shakers match our seating arrangement?

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

SJ, McAllen, TX   October 17th, 2008 5:57 pm ET

Egan to himself, "God, can you please make time go faster? I want this dinner to be over now."

Stewart Schilling, Mineral Point, WI   October 17th, 2008 5:58 pm ET

McCain to Obama: “I tried making a deal with the devil today, but was told he was already endorsing you!”

Jeff M. (Washington,PA)   October 17th, 2008 5:58 pm ET

CardInal Egan and Sen. Obama listen as Sen. McCain tells his "Jesus playing golf" joke again.

Bobby, from Tampa, FL   October 17th, 2008 5:58 pm ET

Hey, Barack, he said the Pope thinks you haven't got a prayer!

desiree   October 17th, 2008 5:58 pm ET

Shut the hell up already!!!!! You're both causing me to think evil thoughts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe (Canada)   October 17th, 2008 5:58 pm ET

1) Senator Obama I bet my plates got less pork than yours.

2) Senator Obama did you know they had a special on pork-barreled earmarks? You would have loved it.

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 5:59 pm ET

Come on Barack...pass the salt!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Rose (vallejo, ca)   October 17th, 2008 5:59 pm ET

Ok, John joke time is over

SJ, McAllen, TX   October 17th, 2008 6:00 pm ET

Egan, "Abra, cadabra, POOF!! Shucks! I'm still here."

Dave Tampa FL   October 17th, 2008 6:00 pm ET

Yeah Barack, I do feel stupid for turning you down. But when you asked to be my running mate I didn't think you could beat Hillary either. And I swear I didn't Rudy was a cross dresser!

Ashley, Auburn, GA   October 17th, 2008 6:01 pm ET

Obama: If you don't believe in abortion, don't have one!
Cardinal: So Senator McCain, tell me again how it is that you are pro-life and pro-war?
McCain: That's right, this makes 72 years that I have served my country.

James-Atlanta, GA   October 17th, 2008 6:01 pm ET

Now I understand. God bless the guy who sat between Bill and Hillary.

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 6:01 pm ET

I'm for every working man, even "Joe the Cardinal". Er...your name is Joe, isn't it?

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

joyce   October 17th, 2008 6:01 pm ET

"help....who's hand is that I feel? The left- or the right-wing-hand?"

Maggie Miami   October 17th, 2008 6:02 pm ET

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.....the problem is who's the bad cause their all ugly

Laura   October 17th, 2008 6:02 pm ET

Cardinal Egan: (thinking) If McCain tries to lick Obama again, I'm outta here!

PK Hendrickson, Rockford IL   October 17th, 2008 6:03 pm ET

"Pssst. Green Party Candidate? Get me outta here!"

Brad - Toronto, Ontario, Canada   October 17th, 2008 6:03 pm ET

So Then I Said.. "Does A Bear Wear Little Red Shoes!?!"

Ada Alicia   October 17th, 2008 6:03 pm ET

N.Y Cardinal: Am I going to be in the new SNL skit on Saturday?

McCain: Man, I wish his name was Joe!

Obama: No McCain, his name is not Joe the Cardinal.

Sandy, Arkansas   October 17th, 2008 6:03 pm ET

The Cardinal "I'm like Sgt. Schultz..."I know nothing' and I don't think these two clowns do either."

Sandy
Arkansas

Wes Monroe   October 17th, 2008 6:04 pm ET

ok-if I slip under the table I think I can make it to the safe zone...

Mike   October 17th, 2008 6:04 pm ET

When you hear the bell let the low blows fly.

Mike
Kinston NY

Scott, San Diego, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:04 pm ET

His imminence begins to question his faith, thinking quietly to himself, "Lord, why must I continue to endure this campaign? Make it end, give me my salvation"

Marko (Ayr, Ontario, Canada)   October 17th, 2008 6:04 pm ET

Hey Ed, you thought my jokes were the Mavrick-ey-est, right?!

Laura   October 17th, 2008 6:04 pm ET

Cardinal Egan is reacting to McCain telling Obama that Bill Maher will be rating their performance tonight on Larry King.

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 6:04 pm ET

No Barack, you don't get a choice. It's roasted chicken or nothing!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Jack Magestro   October 17th, 2008 6:04 pm ET

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, and here I am,
stuck in the middle with you.

Ken Asselin   October 17th, 2008 6:04 pm ET

Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah There must be something else we could talk about guys.

Michael, Dresher, PA   October 17th, 2008 6:05 pm ET

This vow of poverty thing is catching on.

Scott, San Diego, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:05 pm ET

John McCain whispers across to Senator Obama, "Have you told his eminence your plan to raise taxes on the catholic church?"

Anika Mshuja   October 17th, 2008 6:05 pm ET

Hmm... If they only knew what my agenda was....HA HA HA

Anika Mshuja
Sunnyvale, CA

John in Valhalla, NY   October 17th, 2008 6:06 pm ET

.....hmmmmm....now I know where I've seen these two.....Genesis.....'Cain and Abel! This can't turn out good.

Tony Alfieri, Los Angeles, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:06 pm ET

"Alright, who's playing footsies?"

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 6:06 pm ET

You see Barack, that's how you work a crowd!

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Catawungus   October 17th, 2008 6:06 pm ET

(San Jose/Canada)
(Cardinal) Angel & Devil are playing havoc with my appetite

Maggie Miami   October 17th, 2008 6:07 pm ET

Forgive me father for I have sinned....(Mccain) ...it has been to long since my last earmark.

Forgive me father for I have sinned....(Obama)......It has been just a few weeks since I ignored Hillary as a running mate.

Tom/Ca   October 17th, 2008 6:07 pm ET

Father, He will tax your tithes.

Andy - Atlanta, GA   October 17th, 2008 6:07 pm ET

The father, the son & the holy priest

Jack Magestro   October 17th, 2008 6:07 pm ET

"Seriously," notes Obama, "the cardinal looks as though he will need a bit more of that scraficial wine."

Scott, San Diego, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:07 pm ET

Senator McCain whispers to the Cardinal, nodding towards Senator Obama, "Do you know who pals around with atheists? That one!"

Catawungus   October 17th, 2008 6:07 pm ET

(San Jose/Canada)
(Cardinal: "Please don't let them do to me what they did to Joe the Plumber" )

Angela-Kettering , Ohio   October 17th, 2008 6:08 pm ET

McCain is teasing Obama with the following statement, "I 'm catching up with you in the polls."

Lindsay   October 17th, 2008 6:08 pm ET

You know what I should have said at the end of my roast, "I'm John McCain and I approve this message."

Andy - Atlanta, GA   October 17th, 2008 6:09 pm ET

Bless us father, for we have spinned.

Vickie MO.   October 17th, 2008 6:09 pm ET

McCain is speaking in tongue's again! Bring me the Holy Water......

Mike   October 17th, 2008 6:10 pm ET

In this corner the Irish hammer from Arizona and the other corner The new comer, the bride of chicago, the thrilla from DNC, the Clinton killa
Barack "STEVE" Obama. Let get readyyyyy to Stumble.

Mike "Flan"
Kingston NY

Joe M- San Antonio   October 17th, 2008 6:10 pm ET

Barack did you here the one about the traveling salesman?

Tony Alfieri, Los Angeles, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:11 pm ET

"Take my word for it, don't order the moose."

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 6:11 pm ET

Yeah, you're right, the fish does taste a little gritty. Just dip in the butter sauce and smile.

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Lily   October 17th, 2008 6:12 pm ET

How to stop two politicians from fighting? Bring up religion.

Wendy Teutsch (Murphy, TX)   October 17th, 2008 6:12 pm ET

(Cardinal Egan to himself) – "I seriously wish McCain would quit talking about how great "Religulous" was..."

Lee, Michigan   October 17th, 2008 6:12 pm ET

"Quick Barack ! You take the cap, I'll grab the cape, and we'll rule the world as the NEW Dynamic Duo !"

Luciano from Redondo Beach, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:12 pm ET

McCain asking a favor to Cardinal Egan: if I win in November, please "talk" to your boss so that we don't have Palin becoming the President!.

Wanda M Binkley   October 17th, 2008 6:12 pm ET

Cardinal Egan: Lord, You have a great sense of humor, but can i wake up now!

Chris Chase   October 17th, 2008 6:12 pm ET

Da Vinci's "Last Supper" for modern times...

Chris Chase
New Brunswick, Canada

Andy - Atlanta, GA   October 17th, 2008 6:12 pm ET

Someone get my exorcism handbook!

Susan, Tiburon CA   October 17th, 2008 6:14 pm ET

How do I get one of those cool orange capes in time for Halloween?

Maggie Miami   October 17th, 2008 6:15 pm ET

Hey Cardinal ," Go ahead ask him about his chumming around with Rev. Wright, and those Taliban types he hangs with."

maria from tx   October 17th, 2008 6:15 pm ET

Go on ignoring me you two politicians, wish I could tell you what I'm really thinking! This was not supposed to be a" roast "but a charity event, besides,I faked laughing at your jokes. Oh God I'm miserable, let this end soon!

Andy - Atlanta, GA   October 17th, 2008 6:15 pm ET

right to left: Potus, Pontiff, Poser

Susan, Tiburon CA   October 17th, 2008 6:16 pm ET

I guess nobody told the Cardinal this was a WHITE tie event.

Tony Alfieri, Los Angeles, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:16 pm ET

"Seriously, we should dress up as the Jonas Brothers for Halloween. Seriously."

Michael from Mission Viejo, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:17 pm ET

Hey Senator Obama, I bet you I can chug this glass of wine. Care to join me?

Mission Viejo, CA

Steve, Bend OR   October 17th, 2008 6:17 pm ET

Check please!

Presley, Walled Lake Michigan   October 17th, 2008 6:17 pm ET

Cardinal Egan "Pontiff-icating" on "Exorcising" his Wrath after seeing both Obama and McCain bigger pieces of chicken and extra dinner rolls.

Janine from PA.   October 17th, 2008 6:18 pm ET

One at a time, I can't listen to your confessions at the same time, this isn't the view!

ozzie vieira   October 17th, 2008 6:18 pm ET

Sarah Palin make our pit bull (Joe Biden )very mad

Jean Collins Saugerties, NY   October 17th, 2008 6:18 pm ET

Hey Cardinal, Rudy Giuliani wants to know if he could borrow your cape – he has the perfect dress to match it!

Maggie Miami   October 17th, 2008 6:19 pm ET

Hey who did you say is paying for this dinner, cause it's not my campaign we've got ads to run.

Janine from PA.   October 17th, 2008 6:20 pm ET

That's right, fellows, play fair, make peace with each other.

Sarah Krause   October 17th, 2008 6:20 pm ET

Caught between Barack and a nut case!

Sandra L. Reed   October 17th, 2008 6:21 pm ET

omg, I knew I should have left those cucumbers alone!
Sandi Mansfield Ohio

Kevin from Oregon   October 17th, 2008 6:21 pm ET

"No, Senator McCain, "Pope on a Rope Soap" would probably be frowned upon."

Brad Bumpas in Lubbock   October 17th, 2008 6:21 pm ET

What's that smell?

Judy Zeller   October 17th, 2008 6:21 pm ET

My speech was funnier than your speech...Na Na Na Na Na Na!
Judy Zeller
Seattle, Wa.

will s.   October 17th, 2008 6:22 pm ET

I'm a pumpkin for halloween, what are you two? a salt/pepper shaker set?

Charlene, Seattle, WA   October 17th, 2008 6:23 pm ET

Hey Barack, what say the winner of the election has to wear this Halloween get-up to the inaguaration?

David Baker sf,ca   October 17th, 2008 6:23 pm ET

So, my friend, guess who taught me my eye-rolling techniques?

Jack Moyd   October 17th, 2008 6:23 pm ET

"......thy rod and thy staff they comfort me....."

From Great Bend, Kansas

Lissa in Montreal, Canada   October 17th, 2008 6:24 pm ET

Never one to outwardly show favoritism, the Cardinal votes with his eyes.

Joan Ewing, Michigan   October 17th, 2008 6:24 pm ET

"All this spin is making me dizzy!"

will s.   October 17th, 2008 6:24 pm ET

Can't you two guys please just get a room? The sexual tension is palpable.

Ann in Oregon, Il   October 17th, 2008 6:25 pm ET

Yeah.....You two truly need to be blessed.

Gary Chandler in Canada   October 17th, 2008 6:25 pm ET

Fools on the left of me – Jokers on the right;
Here I am ,
stuck in the Middle with YOU

Terry Kappel   October 17th, 2008 6:26 pm ET

I should have asked them to take a vow of silence.

Charlene, Seattle, WA   October 17th, 2008 6:27 pm ET

Have you ever heard of a orange and black cardinal before?

Yvonne   October 17th, 2008 6:27 pm ET

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

Sandra L. Reed   October 17th, 2008 6:27 pm ET

Jeeze, soap ain't strong enough to wash these guys mouth out. Wish I had a Tic Tac!
Sandra L. Mansfield Ohio

Lilibeth   October 17th, 2008 6:28 pm ET

I better stay in the middle or these two will duke it out...

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

Matt (Des Moines, IA)   October 17th, 2008 6:28 pm ET

I can usually tell the little angel form the little devil?

Tony Alfieri, Los Angeles, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:28 pm ET

"Are you familiar with the term 'dine & dash?'"

Gary Carlson   October 17th, 2008 6:29 pm ET

Cardinal Egan finally encounters the age old 'good v. evil' on his shoulders. Which one do I choose? McCain pitches- "C'mon Cardinal, I grew up with your Boss– pick me! "

bernie williams   October 17th, 2008 6:29 pm ET

"Ok, which one of you guys "tooted"?

Jen Schmidt   October 17th, 2008 6:29 pm ET

Why do I have to sit between these two. Haven't I made enough sacrifices? Lord be with me, or can I at least have sex now?

Gary Chandler in Canada   October 17th, 2008 6:29 pm ET

'

enough of the POW stories,
I WANT to eat!

Kevin from Oregon   October 17th, 2008 6:29 pm ET

"Is that McCain or myself that smells of spoiled milk, vitamins, and peas?"

Nancy, Canada   October 17th, 2008 6:30 pm ET

FATHER: "is the devil over my left or right shoulder?"

Greg Myers Houston,Texas   October 17th, 2008 6:30 pm ET

Listen Obama,I'm way ahead in the electoral college of cardinals.

Norma from Weslaco, tx   October 17th, 2008 6:30 pm ET

Cardinal's thinking of a way to sit next to Charles behind him. I've had it with these two!

Paige from Oregon   October 17th, 2008 6:30 pm ET

John, the Cardinal doesn't want to hear THAT joke...

Terry Kappel   October 17th, 2008 6:30 pm ET

Not another joke about the pope in the woods....

Janine from PA.   October 17th, 2008 6:31 pm ET

Hey lets play a joke on Hillary and tell her that Biden pulled out and she's the new veep nomination, you'll back us won't you Cardinal, she'll have to believe a priest.

Stan, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:31 pm ET

John McCain: Double or nothing. I bet the people over at CNN will get a kick out of this.

Mark   October 17th, 2008 6:31 pm ET

"Oh Lordy...John McCain doesn't have a prayer!"

Mark S.
Sacramento, CA

Kevin from Oregon   October 17th, 2008 6:32 pm ET

Two cards and a cardinal

Terry Kappel   October 17th, 2008 6:32 pm ET

"I should have ordered the locusts...this is too cruel."

Mark Toronto Canada   October 17th, 2008 6:32 pm ET

So, this Cardinal walks into a bar....

Karen from Hawaii   October 17th, 2008 6:32 pm ET

Cardinal Egan is stuck in campaign purgatory.

Catherine   October 17th, 2008 6:33 pm ET

Egan: Hmm... so this is what it's like to be on the right hand of the Messiah.

Kevin Haggith Toronto   October 17th, 2008 6:34 pm ET

"Did someone forget to tell 'that one' the Halloween Ball isn't for another two weeks!

Catherine - Los Angeles, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:34 pm ET

Egan: Hmm… so this is what it’s like to be on the right hand of the Messiah.

Fabio, Irvine, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:34 pm ET

Let me introduce you to my friend, Joe the Priest !

stephen from Dublin Ireland   October 17th, 2008 6:34 pm ET

McCain says "hey Barack; lets hear how your tax plan is going to hurt Ed the Cardinal"

Dave Tampa FL   October 17th, 2008 6:34 pm ET

Hey Moe!

Susan Stansfield, Lindenhurst, IL   October 17th, 2008 6:35 pm ET

The Cardinal fears he is caught between Obama's stare down and McCain's tickling attempt.

jesse, portland oregon   October 17th, 2008 6:35 pm ET

barak, the cardinal jjust wispered to me earlier that he is not voting for you coz he is affraid that uoy might tax his church..

Catherine - Los Angeles, CA   October 17th, 2008 6:35 pm ET

Enough of this chitchat– when are you turning my water into wine?

Stacey From Jersey   October 17th, 2008 6:36 pm ET

I got God on my side so now what ya gonna do Barack? !!!

Lorraine, Oakland CA   October 17th, 2008 6:36 pm ET

The priceless reaction of Obama and the Cardinal after McCain tries to jokingly make the statement, “Cardinal just remember to vote for the white guy on Nov. 4th"

Tammy   October 17th, 2008 6:36 pm ET

what's their names again?

Tammy
Plainfield NJ

Jenneffer--Boston MA   October 17th, 2008 6:37 pm ET

" I can not believe I am between a maverick and a hard place...."

sybil sage   October 17th, 2008 6:37 pm ET

New York City, NY

"It's because of YOU we had to line up for them to check our bags"

Maria from Tx.   October 17th, 2008 6:37 pm ET

Cardinal's prayer," What did I do to deserve this?" "I'm outa of here ASAP!

Melissa K Rock Hill, SC   October 17th, 2008 8:52 pm ET

New York Cardinal Edward Egan realizes he should have promptly asked for take out upon the realization that he was seated between "The Next George Bush" and "That One."

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