Dude you should really do this on camera each day.
This is too funny.

Jack:

bar crawl,hmmm.....

I don't suppose there is footage or pics of this?

So,is it YOUR turn to have this Christmas off?
Maybe,if Anderson sees your posts,that may be out the window!

We learn new things everyday about Mr Cooper,don't we...never figured he would be into the ''soaps",though....
so,you have to wait 2 years before you can look him in the eye?

Wow,a long wait,indeed.....

so.....

how many people are REALLY in his entourage?

and...

can you confirm that Anderson REALLY DOES KNOW how to dance,and is just fibbing with us all?LOL

Thanks Jack! I have a fantastic video playing in my head right now of Anderson doing karaoke: "Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh wemoweh"

... now if I could just find a way to transfer it from my head to YouTube.

hahaha- Well done; very funny. I laughed 'til I stopped.

> Michelle: "Dude you should really do this on camera each day. This is too funny."

Agreed. Good stuff here.

Oh, Jack, I actually forgot it’s Boss’ Day today! Yikes! Thanks for reminding me. I need to get something for my boss then. I think a card will suffice. He’s not touchy-feely at all, but he’s a very nice guy and I like working with him a lot. I’m a boss myself, but I don’t expect my employees to do anything for me. I don’t even expect anything nor do anything for my own birthday. I’m just that way.

You’re funny about Anderson as a boss. I’m sure he’s much nicer than you make him out to be. Of course, I know you’re just kidding about the things you said.

If you’re looking for a movie idea, “Flash of Genius” is good. So is “Nights in Rodanthe,” but it’s more of a chick flick. I don’t think I want to see “W”. I’ve seen enough in real life.

Have fun whatever you decide to do this weekend!

Lilibeth
Edmonds, Washington

Jack,
I'm with ya man...I am so glad that these debates are over and done with. I just wish this election was too. It has drug on for way too long....kind of like Madonna's marriage. But alas that is finally over.

Jennifer Lopez as Hillary...OMG man that is a far stretch there! You must be drinking too much and not seeing clearly! LOL

And on Coop being a good boss...well we all can see that he runs a tight ship, well Ok...only if the ship is a Carnival Cruise were anything goes! LOL And don't look into his eyes for too long...you may turn to stone. He has that effect on people! LOL

Cindy...Ga.

Jack, you are something else–before I read your post I had been reading some irritating debate analysis on another site and feeling angrier than John McCain looked last night, but as usual you had me laughing with your first paragraph.

And Christopher Walken as Wolf Blitzer–genius.

Hey Jack,

You're making Anderson sound a bit like Dr House, he likes his soaps too and is just as "nice"...ooh, and Hugh could play Anderson!

I hope you find some fun stuff to do this weekend and when you do, let me know, because I need some ideas.

Anyway, thanks for the laughs and you HAVE to post a pic of Sammy as Madonna!

Kristien

Or during Nancy Grace.

Listen, Jack, I will suck it up and go to karaoke for you. I do a wicked rendition of "Welcome to the Jungle." Anderson, Lou and I can totally work it out.

But I don't know, you have reaaally tempted me with watching James and Bay war it out in paintball.

love your column, it gives me a reason to smile while at work!

There are few roles that I would consider Sean Connery and Alan Thicke equally suited for but Ralph Nader is definitely one of them. That's a film I would endure a trip to the movie theater for.
This is a hilarious post. The personalities of the political world and media machine have been fully realized by linking them to their overexposed Hollywood counterparts. Well done.

LOL. Quite funny!

So AC is a GH fan huh? I can so see that, I can see how he's into the mafia story with a heart.

Every 5th Christmas off?? And you actually get to make eye contact after 2 yrs?? At my job we are still looking at the floor when our Golden CEOs walk by. I have gotten very good at identifying people by their shoes and the designers too...hmm maybe that explains my latest shoe shopping fetish!

Oh Jack, now you know better, you never make eye contact with the Anderson, it's in your contract.

I'm assisting in casting your movie:
William Shatner as John King, he has his own bigger map with more colors.
And Spencer from The Hills as Jeffrey Toobin.
I tried to get Heidi Montag as Campbell Brown but she insists Brown is so last year and she doesn't do soups. Diva.

Love you, mean it!
XXO

Well Jack, you've done it again – your post is the high point of this blog. Are you this funny in person??

That movie on Bush sounds pretty good especially with the man from the talking pig movie playing him – all they need to complete that character is a tube of lipstick.

Jack, you're doing National Boss day all wrong – you need to convince Anderson that National Boss day is the one day set aside for bosses to be extra nice to their employees. He'd probably believe it but if you want to be sure before you say it tell him someone wrote gullible on the ceiling – if he looks up then you're good to go.

Whatever you decide to do for the weekend be sure to get us a picture of Sammy in costume...we don't need the sound just the picture will do! Have a good one!

Annie Kate
Birmingham AL

You are too funny...making me laugh so hard. I am sure that Anderson is no "Mr. Scrooge". Instead of "General Hospital", you can say that " CNN Soap Opera".

Hi there Jack, Another great post. Very funny! Have fun whatever you decide do this weekend. We're only on this earth for a short while so you might as well enjoy it. I would love to watch a paintball fight with James and Bay, good stuff! Thanks for the laughs – I look forward to reading your posts. Have a good day.
Do you think Anderson would enjoy a good sushi dinner for boss' day? You know, if you like that kind of thing.... I know of a couple really good sushi restaurants here in Michigan. Mmmmmmm, sushi and beer.

Jack,

You're very funny!! But we know Anderson is way too cute, to be a mean boss.

Anyway, have a good weekend.

This was hilarious!

So wait, Lou Dobbs and Anderson Cooper sing AND they sang a song from the" Lion King"...at a karaoke bar!!! Wish I was there! Please post pic and a video!

Good luck to you and your dog! That divorce must have been tough on the both of you.

Its nice to hear that Anderson is a "great" boss who happens to love soap operas. What happens if you do interrupt him while he's watching his soaps??

Great post. Much Love!

-Alex

So funny. Thanks for the laughs!!

And there is no way I can handle another weekend of paintball with James Carville and Bay Buchanan.

Now that just sounds dangerous.

Well Jack, you have managed to break news in this post. I had no idea Madonna and Guy Ritchie were splitsville. You have the latest on Brad and Angelina too?

I'm not sure I'll be seeing Stone's new flick. Haven't we been watching that horror movie on a continuous loop for the past eight years? (Although the potential of a talking pig cameo is tempting.)

That boss of yours isn't so social, huh? Maybe he's onto your eBay office equipment operation. Don't mess with a man's stapler.

Hey Jack since it is National Boss Day, perhaps you can give Anderson a gift. Hey I know how about buing him a new game for the WII he got on his BIrthday from Erica! Which I am sure he uses like all the time, you know they do have karaoke games...then maybe he will let you watch General Hospital with him.

If you're not a millionaire already Jack – its your moment. I'm telling you. Just remember the little people when you get all of the proceeds from your books. I can also give you my bank account number and you can deposit freely as you wish.

Congratulations Jack, you are single handedly turning AC360 website into an online version of Comedy Central! Great laughs... what did I learn... that... today is National Boss Day... oh well, so much for my raise this year.

I want to see Sammy "strike a pose."

Hilarious post as usual. Thanks for giving my week a good pick-me-up.

Oh Jack, Jack ,Jack.

I have a conspiracy theory here – I think you ARE Anderson. Self-deprecating and totally his (I mean YOUR) sense of humor. Nice trick there Anderson! I see right through it! Bwah ha ha!

Of course the pig will be in the W film. Its about Bush, so there will be pork, talking or not.

And if this IS really Jack (which I doubt) you are gonna be SO busted.

So just in case, here is a tip for you. With Anderson's sense of humor I feel ccertain that he loves Office Space. So if you DID gank his stapler, may I suggest getting him a new RED model? He will get the joke and red is great at Christmas.

No need to thank me.

That would be so funny if Jack was really Anderson.

@ EJ (USA) – think about it Jack "Gray". It hit me like a ton of bricks.

Maybe David Gergen needs to investigate this and when he finds out it iS Anderson he can use this for retribution! Heh heh,

(Anderson, if you are reading this, please give me credit for going all CIA on you and figuring this out; don't be mad, you know I love ya!