Oh Jack, Jack, Jack...you are just too friggin funny!! I am totally with you on wishing this election was over. It is starting to bore me to death! Thank God tomorrow is the last debate. I don't know if I can handle any more. But hey...maybe Biden and Palin's little duet would liven things up a bit! LOL On second thought...we'd probably die from laughter or from horror one! LOL Can't decide which....

Cindy...Ga.

Jack: May I suggest you have a "Cocktail Party" every night now until this election is over. It makes your blog posts that much more interesting!

Someone put out a cigarette in your hair? And I thought my college days were wild. You are one up on me. But Sarah and Joe performing "Almost Paradise", now that's classic. Thanks for the laugh. Who would of thought you were a "Footloose" fan. Ha!

Maybe McCain will be Tivo'ing reruns of Laurel and Hardy so he can plan his next move.

For real about the glue.

Hey Jack, Great blog – lots of laughs! Tip for you on debate night -have a few beers before it starts. The debates are much more interesting when you have a glow going. It's worked for me anyway. I look forward to doing it again Wednesday night. Have a good day today, better soak up this warm weather, it's gonna get cold all of a sudden. See ya.

Jack:
Who is Kim Kardashian? I don't watch rapper porn so I guess I must have missed something.

When was Columbus Day? I guess it was the day when the mail wasn't delivered.

Another debate between Obama and McCain? Yawn.

Enjoy your posts.

Smile.

Oh Jack. I love you man.

Hopefully this blog will bring someone to make a youtube worthy video of Palin and Biden rocking out to some "Almost Paradise".

...classic

Love you, Jack, but looove Jeffrey Toobin even more!!

Jack, the election season could go on indefinitely as far as I'm concerned if it meant we were guaranteed more blog posts from you–it's refreshing to hear your blunt and funny commentary about politics–not to mention the self-deprecating sense of humor that you usually display here.

BTW, I happened to see Anderson on Regis and Kelly today–I think a food taster might have come in handy....

Thank you, thank you, for saying what I feel! Will this campain ever end? Sad thing is, you know someone is already planning their '12 campaign, to be launched early next year.

Your blog was so enjoyable.

To get in the spirit of Halloween I’ll watch the debate. John McCain rubbing his hands and calling everyone "my friends" creeps me out! That old man sends more chills up my spine than a week long Sci-Fi Channel horror fest.

It's Super Tuesday, Jack is blogging.

Could you arrange Bristol Palin opening with "Edge Of Seventeen"?

I salute you Jack, my lighter is up and waving.
XXO

Jack

Glad to see you posting again! Your posts are great.

I know what you mean about missing silver. Last time I had a family reunion I was missing silver too – I still don't know if it was MY family that took it (in the past they helped themselves to horses) or HIS family that did the dirty deed (Been known to kill whole roomfuls of people by boring them). My bet is on my family unfortunately. With Anderson though you could check his hair and see if he is hiding your silver there. I wouldn't put it past him – he has that innocent Who me? act down too pat.

I'll turn the debate on – I found last time the best way to watch it was to put it on mute and then make up the conversation yourself. Much less frustrating and better content too. And Jeff has the right idea doing the baseball during the debate – I mean after all the best political team will replay it and dissect it for hidden codes for an hour or so afterwards. Who needs to listen the first time??

Keep blogging – you have the best posts around – well you and Candy Crowley. Always nice for a smile and at this point after the financial losses the last few weeks a smile is all some of us have left.

Annie Kate
Birmingham AL

JACK I JUST LOVE YOU MATE YOU ARE THE BEST
YOU AND ANDERSON SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT
THERE WOULD BE MORE DONE AND CORRECTED IN WEEKS THAN BUSH HAS IN 8 YEARS OOPS SORRY HES DONE NOTHINGS RIGHT

Hey Jack,
The nina, the pinta and the santa maria. Hmmm, sounds like quite the exploration! Maybe Anderson and his entourage showed up after you consumed the "trilogy" and you just don't remember.
Here's what you do. Count your silver! If upon the discover of some pieces missing, you can assume that the "Coop" may have paid you a visit!
Anyway, I think staying drunk until election day is a darn good idea.
So, here's to the good, bad, and the ugly~
Cheers!

Hilarious... haven't watched any of the presi debates and am not going to watch the last one either... however did watch the vp debate.

AC360 blog might want to implement the new goggles like gmail recently did

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Too funny !!

Hi Jack,
Lover your sense of humor, I am also tired and bored at all of these, Sarah Palin's lies and he said she said! I would rather be listening to real issues as our economy and what will be done. McCain and his erradict ways. Sen. Barack Obama's tax plan "raises taxes on small business incomes. Not!!! When are tey going to stop? Enough is enough!
Keep your humor going!
Diane

Nice...

Jack, have you ever written a book? If not, will you consider writing one? How about one about your experiences with the 'cast' of 360? That would be an interesting story.

Perfection again. I heard a rumor that Sammy may be starting a blog...is this true?

I think I'll wait and watch the SNL spoof on the debate. That way I'll pretty much know what happened.

"I suddenly found myself waxing nostalgic about a night in college when someone put a cigarette out…in my hair. "

THAT is where you just won a new fan. I snorted out loud.

Let's keep that between me and you, k?

http://pensieve.typepad.com/pensieve/

Your title made me think of a classic by another famous Don:

So, bye bye Ms. American Pie
Wall Street gambled with our future, now we might have to cry
And our leaders point fingers while our citizens ask why
A distraction is needed and Jack gives a try
A thanks to this blog's official funny guy

PS: Can someone please explain to me what a Kardashian is?

@Stacy: the Kardashians are a very special kind of people...You can observe their weird behaviour on the reality program "Keeping up with the Kardashians". Don't watch it too long, you'll lose too many IQ points!

@Kristien: Yeah, I figured. Let me guess, pretty people who are famous for being famous? Because those are the people the world really needs to be hearing from right about now. I'm glad it sounds like you've chosen to hang onto your IQ points.

No, no, no Jack! Not reruns of Matlock.....reruns of Maverick. Silly boy! Get some rest dude.

@Stacy: spot on!
Thanks for the, like, IQ compliment! Watching 360 helps (most days, lol)

Just when i think I cant take another minute of this election- Jack posts another belly laugh worthy blog!
I second the idea of a book- now please.

I think AC should let you do a live commentary each week ... or put you on Erica's webcast.. you are too funny ..

I just want to make myself a Jack Burrito, light it on fire, and smack it with a baseball bat accross my boring suburban town. That is a compliment. Thanks for being.

Hi Jack.
I'm a new old lady, on your neighborhood blog.
I too, am ready to scream, with this lingering, boring and costly election.
I made the mistake, of sending fifty bucks, to the Obama campaign, just to have them spend it all, by asking me for another fifty bucks.
Then there are the constant barrage of TV spots, that make me want to put the wax, back in my ears!
I also have a dog, as bassett hound named Lucy.
I walk her too, but there are so many election signs, the urge to deface some of them, with Lucy's dodo, is over whelming.
So basically, there is only one option left, writing comments, on youra blog, to verbalize my desire, to have this election over.
Thanks for the therapy Jack.
It's cheaper than a pyschiatrist and It didn't cost me fifty bucks.

Obama O'Biden 08!

One of my friends sent me the link to your blog.

I will have to thank her for introducing her to my new boyfriend.

(And by that, I mean "fake internet boyfriend", wherein I talk about you at the office, like "Hey, did you read my boyfriend's blog today?" and you remain as you are, having no idea of who I am.)