I'm taking my game and going home!

There goes my 401K.

The face of a Maverick is unyielding in the face of a Pen without ink.

Nancy Pelosi just hurt my feelings!

Hey, who stole my corn cob pipe?

My friends I am going to hold my breath until this bail out passes

Elitists don't pas gas, right?

McCain reacts upon hearing the complaint that Sarah Palin's voice violates the Geneva Convention

sorry. wrong venue for that.

"Oh My Gosh! Think fast John. How in the World can I blame this Day on Obama?"

Quick! Get Cindy's plastic surgeons to hoist his face back into place!

I kinda like this 'talk like a pirate day' thing- we should lift the tax on pirates!

$700 billion? It's enough to make a grown man cry.

... not do two things at once?
... Ha! I can look in two directions at the same time!

I spy with my little eye
K G B

John McCain wants his 401K and bailout too.

I don't wanna play President anymore...it's too hard!

Hmm, maybe I should have stayed away from that debate after all . . .

Mavericks have feelings TOO!

You mean if they elected me, I'd have to sort out this mess?

So I lost the debate, but wait until I sic my pit bull on your running mate.

"There'll be more to bail out than the economy if this Metamucil doesn't kick in pronto!"

"And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before." Dr. Seuss

(Whispering to himself)
Big boys don't cry...
Big boys don't cry...

Hmm, I wonder if sending a surge of troops to Wall Street will help the economy, it worked in Iraq.

(popeye) I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a bailout today

With a "squinty" eye and a can of spinach, "Popeye" McCain focuses on rescuing the economy.

I have the MONEY. All I need now is, POWER!!

That Vietnamese POW camp is looking better every day.

This really is uncomfortable. Do you think if I just squeaked one out the debate moderator wouldn't notice?

'
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Does looking at two different things at once count as multitasking?

Through mental telepathy McCain tries to raise the Dow, the same way he can raise his own blood pressure.

John McCain watching the Katie Couric – Sarah Palin interview.

Just to prove that I "CAN" do two things at one time....Big eye...little eye!

Bailout defeat...hmmmm, how can I blame this on Obama?

Sarah, do something, take some history lessons before going to the debate with Joe. My debate stunt back fired too. Bailout is not happening any more....I am about to cry....WNOAAAAAAAA

Why won't they pass any bill I back? first i the mmigration bill goes down in flames, now the financial bailout bill–what happens if I'm elected? Does no one love me?

"Republican candidate for the president of the United States, Senator John McCain prepares his next move, leading role as Popeye."

"Hold it in John!.....Hold it in!

McCain's De Niro: Are you vetoing me?

"I yam what I yam"

Stupid gas crisis...right when all my cars are on empty.

'
Hey the media missed is unfair! I was looking at Barrack with my left eye druing the debate!

Darn! My 700 billion dollar bailout plan didn't work! I'll have to think of something even more sinister! Muhaa Muhaa

A plastic surgeons nightmare

You're not my friends anymore!

CLEAR THE AREA..!
HE'S GONNA BLOW...!!!

My friends, the fundamentals of Sarah Palin are still strong.

McCain show's Palin how to best handle the debate!

Hmmm...I wonder if you can see Russia from here...

He thinks he's going to beat me – fat chance. Do I have a plan, or what!!!!

Oww so close (after seeing the bailout just fail)

Man, that stroke really did a number on me.

Is it too late to choose Lieberman?

"Bailout constipation"...It just won't pass.

"I yam, what I yam, what I yam"

"Argh, I didn't give up when the pirates stole my gold bullion; I didn't give up when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor; and I'm not giving up on the sound financials of our economy, argh."

The doctor said I wouldn't have that stroke until next year.

You’re next in line for the maverick stank-eye, Ahmadinejad.

Burbank, CA

"Should i pull my money now from the stock market or wait untill they find a solution to this National Crisis" We know the Bail out plan is out now

Never mind Bail Out, My concern is Bile Out!

He who smelt it. Oh! that was me.

McCain's having trouble passing the Bailout Bill...

This leaves me with 6 houses , Im good.

The bailout failure is Obama's fault because, because, because, because, because. . . . umm let me think, because of the wonderful things he does, la la la la la la!

Im John McCain and I disapprove of this vote!

"Where's my monacle, how can I run Free Parking without it!!"

See, what did I tell you, the economy is pretty pretty pretty strong...

You wouldn't let me pick Liberman as my running mate so suffer the consequences!

You didn't have to take that literally..........when I said Drill Here Drill Now!

To suspend, or not to suspend: that is the question.

Mommy help! I don't think my plan's working.

My boot camp debate for Sarah Palin will revive her credibility.

"If the next debate moderator asks me to look at Obama, I better have my Evil Eye ready."

"Mmmmmm, I wonder if this poker face will work in the White House?"

If I squint one eye, I can see my presidency slipping away...

"Hmmm, how do I go about getting her off my ticket?"

Even with one eye closed I could kick Omaba's butt!

Before I fix the economy, I gotta fix this constipation problem...

I had a dream.I had an awesome dream.Now it's a total nightmare.

Those democrats are trying to piss me off and they are succeeding!

We are the Lollipop kids, the lollipop kids.............

Holy heartburn Batman! I shouldn't have drunk the Kool-Aid.

"Booooo Hooooo he said i was wrong four times, and i am"

Let's see...divide by six, carry the one...according to my calculations, a 777-point drop is pretty bad.

I want my 95 year old MOMMY!

"Hey John! Describe your mood using only the Seven Dwarves."

Did that really just come out of Palin's mouth... maybe I should suspend my campaign again that will take the focus off her just long enough to get through november

So how can I blame this on Obama when 133 republicans voted against this bailout? Oh, hell it's all his fault!

McCain now thinks his Popeye impression will help he and Olive Oil gets into the whitehouse.

They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming. They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, "Boo Hoo.'

Jason (Richmond, Va)

This is NOT my frowny face!

I'm strong to the finich, cuz I eats me spinach.

Why didn't the bailout plan pass? Uh...Obama did it...yeah, yeah, that's it! And if you believe that, I've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you!

Why I oughta!!! Mnnn I needs me spinach.

Tina Fey is really making this difficult~

I am what I am. I'm Popeye the Maverick Man

Go! Go! gadget eye. Does it still look like 778?

It's just mind over matter! That's all it is!

McCain thinking his campaign may plummet along with the stock market.

I just can't stand that Obama, because he really doesn't love this country like I do.

Two teenagers were arrested today on charges of vandelism. The two are accused of changing the normal light bulb out for a heating bulb over Sen. John McCain's statue at Madame Tussaude's wax museum.

Boo hoo, Boo hoo, I want my huggie Bush Bear!

Sarah Palin, the economic downturn and sliding poll numbers.....what else could happen? Republican revolt?

A "D-" grade for my debate efforts! Maybe I should call O.J. for advice. Judy Zeller, Seattle, Wa.

Ok,ok,now i know i,can't win the popular-vote.

For only pennies a day...YOU can help this Presidential candidate get botox.

McCain's face says it all ! By GEORGE, there's no beating around the BUSH – we are all in big trouble!

Not one hundred billion dollars Dr Evil,.....seven hundred billion dollars

Grandpa isn't happy!

McCain keeping his eye on the prize.

"Threatening to not show up at my own debate...that'll
show them"....................

Asked for his comments about the stock market plunge, McCain could only muster a "Hrumph!"

Uhm! How can I blame someone other then the Republicans for the Bailout not working. And keep my houses.

McCain working hard to show a dimple of contempt.

Where is me Olive Oil? I mean Sarah!

Maybe if I stare hard enough, the Dow will begin to rise, hey it worked for Yoda!

Amy Miller
Seattle, WA

"Now which house was it where I left my Imodium...??"

Sarah's right! If I squint hard enough I could see Russia from her house.

"You want to see some political theater...I'll show
you how good of an actor I am"..........

"Yikes! The Dow dropped 6% today."

Actually, John, that's the latest CNN poll.

Whannnnnnn why cant I have anything I want? Someone go get my jet and fly me to my house, you know the one i'm talking about the one with my Volkswagon.

Uhm ! with Republicans not voting for Bailout makes me look bad.

I hope no one can smell that

"If I have a stroke, can I suspend my campaign?"

Hmmmmm. If I can just find a way to blame the Democrats for this bail out mess I'll be in.

When I squint like this she really does look like Tina Fey.

McCain looks just as constipated as the economy.

I like having 9 homes. Now i want a bigger jet ! Now stop teasing me about being rich. Your just jealous.

Sen McCain after watching Palin with Couric:" Please tell me she was acting"

"I wish Mitt was here...*sniff*"

This is the look John McCain gave when he heard Sarah Palin sing.

MY concern is , will they find mout I was at the bottom of my class in school.

I'm not worried I got more money, thanks to Cindy'a family.

Gall darn ... wonder if Hillery would consider substituting for Palin on Thursday night ... Judy Zeller, Seattle, Wa.

Hound dog McCain.

Keep it together . That Tina Fey is hilarious but I can't let them see me laugh.

Shut up Sarah. I don't have any idea how th turn a frown upside down.

McCain's frown drops as low as the Dow.

I quess I'll have to suspend my campain again, OH I forgot, I already suspended it!!!

Do I look like James Garner now ?

John McCain takes Sarah Palin's advice and tries not to Blink

The cooling system at Madame Tussaud's goes on the fritz!

"I'll fix things, what I do with me can of spinach? A-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah-gah"

Throw me a frickin' bone here!

"Give 'em the ole' "maverick eye." That's it John, you've got it...Oh wait, there's Obama, look away quick. Did I just say that out loud?"

That will be the last time I eat Palin's moose stew.

It's not my fault the bailout didn't pass!

Oh, thank God that was only gas. Wait until those democrats find out I am personally responsible for the hole in the Ozone.

John McCain is about to lose it in more ways than one after watching Tina Fey spoof Sarah Palin.

"What Senator Obama doesn't understand is that smiling isn't just naive, it's dangerous!!!"

"Told you I"d fix it! Next!"

OOOOH Damn, my metamucil is kicking in at a very unfortunate time.

"I look like an older Jon Gruden??? Who's Jon Gruden??"

I'll be strong to the finish,
If I eat my spinach,
I'm MCain the bailout man,
Toot! toot!

Did you know that Palen went to 5 colleges to get her Bacholar's degree, no wonder she doesnt know how to speak , and McCain only got through because his father was in the Military, please wake up people this would be ahuge mistake if fhe gets in to the oval office.

Sarah said what ??

Okay, I forget, am I for this bail out bill or against it?

Darn it!!!! All 8 of my houses are losing value by the minute!!!!

'Am I Dopey OR Grumpy OR just plain broke?"

Tie's... too tight... help...!

Now that my cartoon version has destryoyed SpongeBob and Bikini Bottom,now I,the evil Plankton will destroy Wall Street!!!!!!!!!!

What would Olive Oil do?

"Hmmmmpf... foiled again!! He does understand...!

No need to worry about the economy because Mr. Magoo is on the case.

Cabbage Patch Kids grow up

Obama reminds me of Bluto

My friends Is this serious enough for all of you worried out there?
Wink, wink, nudge,nudge

Ooooooo, that Wascally Wabbit!

I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop

Go easy on me Barack....I was a POW if you didn't know.

"They just don't understand!"

Happy Days Are Here Again The Skies Above Are Clear Again . Bah Humbug!

Right about now,a stroke of genius for the economy will do or maybe just a plain stroke will keep Republicans out of the White House

NOT A HAPPY CAMPER !!!

What's that strange wetness? Yee Gods my depends sprung a leak!

Mommy – Nancy hurt our feelings. Now my friends are ruining my party.

Some folks keep an Ace up their sleeve... I keep an entire deck in my cheeks

I think I really fooled them this time!!! I'll fire Sarah the night before the elections and get Joe Lieberman to take her place!!!

Thank goodness for my good o'le boys! (wink) Sarah, looks like we might have a reason to suspend the campaign on Thursday.

"The fundamentals are still strong. They just don't understand!"

Hmmm! can Sarah really see Russia from Alaska?

McCain shows his true feelings about the economy....

If he goes for his can of spinach– I'm outa here!

Mrs Pelosi is taking so much heat for failing to lead during some of country's most trying times. It is just not fair that because she holds a great leadership position that she is accountable; she has had many accomplishments, for example she brilliantly led our brave politicians recently on a demanding month long vacation in the face of multiple catastrophries! Way to go...a truly great American!

"Maybe they can relate to my Popeye face!!" Popeye for president in 08!!!

I want to fire Bush along with all the senators who voted against package!

Nancy Pelosi hurt my feelings!

American hero shot down by his own party!

Man, and I thought 5 years in Hanoi was rough...

We may have come up with a good economic plan, but I'm constipated and the Democrats stole my ex-lax!

John McCain, showing his poker face during the first presidential debate on Friday...

Sorry Senator McCain, but only Sarah Palin can get away with the puppy dog face as a debate tactic

McCain practicing his cold war facial expressions in case "Putin raises his head in our air space".

I am who I am and that's all that I am I'm Popeye the sailor man.

If I don't get this rescue bill passed, I'll be worse than The Grinch Who Stole Christmas!

I hope Obama's not looking!!!! Aww man is that him???

McCain practices his evil eye for his first meeting with an axil of evil.

STRIKE A POSE!!!!!!!!!
I can do smug,Ican do cool,hey, this my best look, bipartisan

McCain's severe frown is utilzed to track and chart the sinking economy!

Another victim of friendly fire!

"I shouldn't have skipped David Letterman."

"Hey guys, wanna see my impression of a Shar Pei?"

Lori
San Jose, CA

In an effort to appear cool and hip, McCain succumbs to peer pressure of Sour Patch kids

The strangest thing just happened to me,outside there's a tiny little chicken running around yelling,THE SKY IS FALLING,THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!

Younguns these days... all they talk about is change "grumble, grumble"

No.. First bailout Wall St...And then me..Always Country First!!

I'm Popeye the sailor man, just give me some spinach and I'll debate Gingrich I'm Popeye the sailor man toot toot.

1...2...3...4...5 houses.
I think that's how many we, have I stopped counting after 5.

Just like the up coming election, I'll never win the beat 360 challenge.

Mikey
Santa Cruz Ca

Now you're going to get it with my evil eye!

McCain practices his Cheney "don't mess with me or I'll put you on the axis of evil" look

John McCain responds facialy to Palin's interview with Couric.

Oops !! Campaign cancelling Gamble did not work .

"Freak? Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is! It's not about money, it's about power."

Eager to unveil his latest public relations gimmick, Senator John McCain practices the "Mav Mug."

Scott
Springfield, IL

I eats me spinach, only id don't help me political muscals.... I'm Johny the loser sailor!

No Sarah you MAY NOT say to Joe Biden "That's what you are, but what am I?"

Introduce a little anarchy...upset the established order...and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos...hahahahahaha.

Yes, I really am an old creepy angry guy who has never gotten over losing the Vietnam war!

Two words: Nancy Pelosi

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the toughest dude around? ME!
Judy Zeller, Seattle, Wa.

"We [House Republicans] represent the Lollipop Guild..."

McCain checking out the gallup polls

The face of John McCain on the morning of November 5th!

OH, geez. I wonder how fast Cindy can "suit up" and take over the VP nominee?

This was taken right after McCain sat in on Sarah Palin's last practice debate!

Just when you thought things couldn't get worse........

By the time I'm done, Obama will be on the road to nowhere.

It's better to bailout than it is to go bust!

McCain right after the vote on the bailout today

Who knew that Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon had a love child?

"Man, I missed the season premiere of Grey's Anatomy for this disaster???"

"Does anyone else smell burned toast?"

Lori
San Jose, CA

What do you mean, this is my normal look?

Fast Forward –Anderson Cooper -2038!

Sarah Sarah Sarah ... Why isn't SNL doing any opening skits with me?

I won't ask Sarah to step aside! You can't make me... you can't make me.

Which house am I sleeping in tonight ?

I shoulda gone for Hillary! She's not beauty queen but she's a lot more intelligent!

I'm going to suspend my campaign until this thing passes

The Dow's drop today looks like my poll numbers!

It's On!

Grrr, you guys nixed it just so I can't pass Go, collect $700 Billion and land on Pennsylvania Avenue!

Darn it! I shoulda gone for Hillary! She's no beauty queen but she is intelligent.

"Somebody bail.. me out"

Just the thought of saying President Obama makes me cringe. I should have chosen the pig.

Boy, I think it's way past time another botox shot in my jowels!

McCain's facial expression every time "Donkey" enters the scene in the senator's favorite movie, "Shrek".

“Hmmmm, this one is hard to swallow, my friends”

Ananda Seneviratne
12 Blackbird Lane
Aliso Viejo
CA 92656

Oh oh! I'm mad now!

Grumpy Old Men – The Sequel. Starring the white-haired wrinkly dude.

John McCain right after watching the last Palin Couric interview!

An eye for an eye and a moose for a moose!

The polls, the polls,the polls!!!! Get my corn pipe sweet pea!!!

But I promised... I even came back to Washington; suspended my campaign... I said I was gonna do it... "Save the Banks, Save the World." I'M THE HERO, DAMNIT!

Maybe I'll try that Bulldog thing and see if it works. A one-eyed Bulldog! That will suck 'em in.

Aarghh, shiver me timbers I,m Johny the sailor man...toot toot!

How dare Anderson Cooper say that about anything!

Hey, Sarah – Think we could put this debt out on eBay?

John It's too early for your Halloween costume, Take off the Bassett Hound Mask.

Facial distortion like this does not validate McCain's ,ability to negotiate the future of America .

"Debate? What debate?"

Gauldurnit! I tol dem whippersnappers I was gonna git 'em if'n they mess'd with my spread again. They don't call me the Sheriff for nott'in!

I sunk my "Presidential Battleship".

Smile! you've still got a PAL IN Sarah.

"..how does that song go? dum dum de dum...

Hail to the Chief we have chos-en for the na-tion,
Hail to the chief, we sa-lute him, one and all.."

Hang on Sloopy, Oops I mean Droopy.

Let's see. Did Cindy say its time for me to bring home the bacon before or after the stroke? (How's this Bulldog-look working?)

I need those Sarah Palin glasses too.

"I wanna house where I can see Russia – too"

Bill's may be fought with politicians, but they are won by the blood, sweat and tears of the pollsters.

They are making me cling to my guns and god now.

"ups... I messed my pants"

Hmmm... now where did I park my Straight Talk Express campaign plane?

Hurrmph! &%$@#!+

After all that my stunt backfired!!

Sen John McCain after watching Gov Sarah Palin and Katie Couric" Oh boy I can see the joke now:You know the difference between Gov Sarah Palin and Tena Fey is? Tena Fey is acting and Gov Palin well she isn't..Ouch"

"This stock market is killing my chances at getting that 9th piece of property on Pennsylvania Avenue!"

Hmmm...Tina Fey, Sarah Palin...let's see. I wonder if anyone would notice if I switched them for the debate. Tina can speak off script – BONUS!

John McCain does his best to look unrecognisable in the hopes that someone will still vote for him.

"Olive!...Bruno just made me mad!
Olive=Cindy
Bruno=the House

that's it, I'm done. If Sarah asks nicely I may get asylum in Pakistan.

My lips are sealed and my eye is on you, no more Pig Jokes ya hear?

McCain reacts to losing the title of Miss Congeniality.

Look! I invented a new emoticon! This one's called "constipated".

nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diareah HEY! Presto Abysmal!!

Sen. John McCain reacts to the answers Sarah Palin gives to Katie Couric.

Can someone bail me out of my "the economy is strong" statement? Kissinger? Palin? The pig with the lipstick?

Hmm. What can I suspend next... Palin?...

Fatiha
Santa Barbara, CA

I am miserable just like the common man because my seven houses are worth less and today I am only worth millions because of the market loss.
Gary – Ajax, Canada

Now I look just like my cufflinks......

"So, this is what happens when you miss your second Botox appointment!"

boo... boo.. mama, I lost

I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow my credibility down!!

In an attempt to divert the media's attention from the failed bailout plan...The Maverick does his best impression of Popeye.

"I'm strong to the finich... cause I eats me spinch..."

Then my Mom said...
"Someone's smile woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning"

Grrrr. I hate this!!!!! it is fail that bill!!! I am so mad myself!!!! oh rats!!!
where is my money right now????? I want say yes to vote this bill!!!

Why didn't the Rev. Wright thing work...

"Hmmm...I wonder if I could suspend the polls?"

I chose a trophy VP, so there. Cyndy B

McCain is thinking to himself," those rotten Republicans I thought they were my friends. They made me look like a fool"!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO HAY FOR MY HORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought this was a BALE OUT!!!!!!!! Oh, well on to save Palin, HI HO SILVER AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

"Did I do thaaat?"
(p.s. Ya got to say it in a Urcale voice)

What you talkin bout Sarah?

Quit criticizing my trophy VP choice. Cyndy B, Oak Ridge, TN

"I'm...VERY dissapointed"

What was I thinking?

I have had enough of this arguing, lets have duel.

I even suspended my campaign so I could be the hero. This is not cool

I ought to kick that Katie Couric's butt !!

"I'm voting for Obama!" Wink, Wink !

Why did only a 1/3 of MY party vote for this thing.....You know I wanted to be the Hero......

I think I'm gonna cry...

Hey Anderson, I got Cindy with all these charms, do you think Erica will fall for them too?

My left side says stroke but my right side says "yes" to the bailout.

I ought to kick that Katie Couric’s butt !!

I'm Popeye the sailor man, toot toot!

"I am what I am!"..."Cindy get my spinich!"

I even suspended my campaign to be the hero in this bailout. This is soooooooo not cool.

Barack's in front of the podium, Barack's behind the podium, Barack's in front of the podium, Barack's behind the podium...

Scott
Springfield, IL

Whadda ya mean I had to look at him...........

If J. Edgar was alive , I wouldn't be wearing this face .

"Mommey, Awww, Obama beat me on the debate."

The wannabe President meet his Wall St Loo!

I don't mean to look so smug but I know what a tactic is..

Is this Anderson Cooper, before his daily make-over? Wow!

Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Nancy?

Sarah's right...I can almost see Russia from here.

I'm John McCain and I approve my grimace

Humph.......I know I should not have run back to Washington.......That dang conservative base........Holding out on me.......wouldn't vote for the plan....

What would Eisenhower do at a time like this???

The bad news is Sarah P. squares off with Joe B. in 2 days time.

I keep thinking in hard times like these what would Popeye do?

Humph.........wadda ya mean .....Nancy Polesi ......You're not the only one had to eat the MUD sandwich......

"I wonder if beer stocks go up in a depression."

WOW! Dow Jones lost 777 points...actually, I have no idea what it means!

Suspending my campaign didn't work so I'm going to pout and stomp my feet until the bailout passes!

" "Coup d'etat................. That's it!...................... If Obama wins, I'll launch a Military Coup with my Navy buddies!"

Just great.... there goes plans for my 15th house!!

--------------------
London, Ontario
Canada

"A face only a mama could love but the only face the country can truly trust"

Grrrrrrr.......Why is he going to be uncharacteristically nice to me? I wanted to eat the Mud Sandwich..........

My fellow Americans,we are in a slight recession,so keep a tight upper lip..

I can"t look , Ok just a peek. Oh know I blew it again, It didn't pass.

No I can't SAY that.

Sorry John, No matter hard you squint at the big board, you can't make that 777 pt loss seem any smaller.

VP Debate Secret Face Signals: Sarah, if I wink once and frown that's your queue to mention tax cuts! If I wink twice, talk about job creation.

It looks like more than the economy is having a meltdown!

McCain strategizing on how he can finally win the crown of Miss Congeniality.

"You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!"

DOW plummets over 700 points! Will I have to sell any of Cindy's homes?

' Time for bootcamp, Sarah. This is no laughing matter!'

$5000 for a new makeup person and this is what I get!!!!

See, I can pose for coin too.

I am suspend my disingenuous smile to focus on America's
financial crisis. If Mr. Obama would join with me and stop
smiling until the election, he would prove his patriotism, as well.

With a lagging economy McCain can no longer afford botox injections anymore.

"Gotta go....gotta go....holding it in....not working...."

Do you know what we are doing tonight, pinky?
The same thing we do every night!!! TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

(PINKY AND THE BRAIN)

Palin....meet me back at the ranch (in Arizona) immediately.

backround music ~opera~
H7....Hit
B6....Miss (shhhhhhhh)
H8...Hit
C5...Miss (shhhhhhhh)
H6 .......YOU SANK MY BATTLE SHIP!

Tina Cheyenne Wyoming

"Jackpot!!!" No Senator... I know you're a gambling man, but in this case 777 is NOT a lucky number, even a community organizer knows that.

"I yam what I yam" McCain the sailor man....Toot Toot!

Now everyone knows why I really have so many houses, I can't sell any!

......darn,withjust a little more practice,I'll have the Roanld Reagan look down perfectly

And the seventh dwarf Grumpy say's you kidding, I have seven house's?

well...maybe, if I play my cards right, I can still be President.... of my wife's beer business.

"Bah humbug. My poll numbers are slipping, Sarah's popularity is decreasing, and my Depends are no longer dependable."

Hmm... Could it be: The Grinch who stole the Election?

Quick Astro get my keys dont forget your lipstick, its the american sprockets again. I said we would bail out , not bail them out.

Just another "Hail Mary" on its way!

Hmmmm – maybe NOW I can step in and save the day!

I couldn't get out of the debates and the bill didn't pass either. I was so sure the economy was sound! Santa promised.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

McCain looks like Popeye while repeating the Republican mantra: We'll gladly pay you someday for a bailout today.

Grrrrrrrrr.....does this means my campaign is still suspended?

The markets are down, my ratings are down and Palin's tanking.
Who's going to bail ME out!

Allan
Carrboro, NC

McCain crying because he Knows he's been beat...BADLY

Where did all those other mavericks come from today?

Regarding the middle class: "Frankly my friends, I don't give a damn."

McCain's reaction after he realized he wasn't the cutest girl at the dance.

ISNAP.......t's not my fault I don't know where MAIN-STREET is.....

And...I can wiggle my ears, too !

I think my diaper need to be changed.

Obama's sour but this lemon Warhead is more sour

At first Senator John McCain thought he smelled a rat, then realized he had done a Google.

"M O M M M M M Y Y Y Y Y... I want to go home now!"

Laura La Plata, MD

Maybe I still have a shot at calling out the big numbers for Bingo back home in Arizona.

"The thing I don't get is why Amy Hanselmann hasn't won a Beat 360 T-shirt yet. Hmmmm."

"Arrrrrrrrrrr, it's look like a pirate day here on the campaign trail!"

Why do I listen to those darn advisors?!!

I should have got into short selling before they sold me down the river!

Mommy......tell them to stop pcking on me.

"Ha gug gug gug gug gug! where's me palin

If the economy doesn't do a 360, I can go be an analyist for Anderson!

John McCain gets a sneak preview of Sarah Palin practicing her dedbate skills.

Lasik surgery, botox and eyebrow waxing...better than a sharp stick in the eye?

In John McCain's case, it's clear, nothing has helped to improve his ability to drive at night and now reading Putin's lips while visiting Alaska is completely out of the question!

Suzanna Fierstos
Redmond, OR

Senator McCain stares at a "Magic Eye" poster with the hope that the bailout answer would be revealed.

Oooooooooo! Those Wascally Wapublicans!

"May the Force be with me."

Ugh! I now have 14 houses?! This won't be good for the next debate:-(

"Anderson Cooper...Anderson Cooper. Nope, never heard of him."

If you had 13 houses that lost so much value today, you wouldn't feel so great either!

McCain considers how to deal with his 228 new enemies....perhaps an addition to the "axis of evil" is in order.